The Psychopaths of TikTok #2

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  • @johnsmith-ud5zp
    @johnsmith-ud5zp 4 роки тому +1760

    Bruh I hate that mentality “if I’m the loudest I’m right”

    • @Zomb1eBoyfr1end
      @Zomb1eBoyfr1end 4 роки тому +105

      It's called the Karen syndrome

    • @51random_guy_63
      @51random_guy_63 4 роки тому +48

      “ if I’m the loudest I’m right” That’s by far one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard in my life

    • @schangzz
      @schangzz 4 роки тому +28

      Yup and they will get knocked out by someone like me 😁

    • @Xctrasrewfgg
      @Xctrasrewfgg 4 роки тому

      NO IM RIGHT!!!!!!

    • @Yoduh-on4lv
      @Yoduh-on4lv 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like the left

  • @notsoprogamer3627
    @notsoprogamer3627 4 роки тому +1982

    “He’s not body slamming my love tunnel 19 times a day”- Optimus 2020

    • @BigYeen
      @BigYeen 4 роки тому +45

      Pinning this

    • @helsreach8954
      @helsreach8954 4 роки тому +39

      *tunnels

    • @krag578
      @krag578 4 роки тому +13

      Steel legion Troop
      But Optimus said tunnel

    • @mcburgerking1913
      @mcburgerking1913 4 роки тому +5

      brub unfunny

    • @krag578
      @krag578 4 роки тому +7

      Alexandre gmail anatomy

  • @aroobism
    @aroobism 4 роки тому +3107

    How to avoid psychopaths on tik tok
    Step 1 don’t download the app

    • @TVAwesomeParodys
      @TVAwesomeParodys 4 роки тому +152

      Step 2: If you accidentally installed TikTok, please burn your phone.

    • @aroobism
      @aroobism 4 роки тому +80

      TV AwesomeParodys step 3 profit

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 роки тому +80

      Step 4: with that profit buy tik tok and purge the app

    • @AxlBrickman
      @AxlBrickman 4 роки тому +49

      Mr. Jelly no, buy tik tok, and then set the headquarters on fire

    • @jotarokujogamesstuff6818
      @jotarokujogamesstuff6818 4 роки тому +43

      @@AxlBrickman Not gonna lie, whoever bought Musically and made it Til Tok in the first place must have been on something

  • @kennedyrain6667
    @kennedyrain6667 4 роки тому +455

    The girls that are breaking bf's property are manipulative and the ones that constantly bothering them during playing are just rude and clearly have never heard of personal space. Personally I think if you don't like gaming or don't appreciate the person you love liking them; then you probably shouldn't date a gamer?

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 4 роки тому +17

      Agreed. If you want attention, date someone that will, dare I say, simp for you. I hate calling people that, but if you honestly can't take a bit of time off of your significant other, your just obsessive or, like you said, rude. Take some time off of your boyfriend. Visit a friend, cook, clean, play video games together, watch a movie, read a book, take a jog, anything that takes time off of them.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 4 роки тому +13

      Anybody breaks my stuff, Imma throw them out, pulling them by the hair, take the key to my house off their key ring, and then shove 'em out, and lock the door behind them, then tell the police to not trust any calls about some chick whining about how their bf threw them out of the house, and why I did it.

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 4 роки тому +6

      @@sonofjack6286 Do not dare question the one allowing you a stay at their place. You break my computer? Good job, I broke your mattress. You snapped my phone in half? Hey, guess what? Your favorite chair is gone. If you want to get real extreme, you try and own my house? HA! Good luck explaining to your mom why you need a place to stay.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 роки тому +4

      I really don't think they understand that those things cost money. By breaking them, they are technically breaking the law and can be arrested if the person who owned it is petty enough.

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 роки тому +1

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken not only money, but hundreds to thousands of USD

  • @shagadelic3000
    @shagadelic3000 4 роки тому +158

    “TF is wrong with you?“
    This needs to be asked more often.

  • @KJ-zi9el
    @KJ-zi9el 4 роки тому +2159

    Anyone who has 2 working braincells
    So Tiktok is out of the question

    • @spooktoonz
      @spooktoonz 4 роки тому +21

      You’re right.

    • @gwldentouch
      @gwldentouch 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly.

    • @Remix2366
      @Remix2366 4 роки тому +15

      You wouldn't happen to be......
      *The Ultimate Supreme Leader* would you?

    • @KJ-zi9el
      @KJ-zi9el 4 роки тому +10

      Remix 236 nope it’s a lie

    • @gwldentouch
      @gwldentouch 4 роки тому +4

      @@KJ-zi9el that profile picture says otherwise-

  • @noahjohnson832
    @noahjohnson832 4 роки тому +813

    “Body slamming my love tunnel” I shall use this phrase from now on

  • @imakebadcontent9255
    @imakebadcontent9255 4 роки тому +3878

    Their humor is like Amy Schumer Level of not funny

    • @JinteiModding
      @JinteiModding 4 роки тому +138

      Maybe even lower

    • @xenuvelo64
      @xenuvelo64 4 роки тому +118

      At least any schumer can make someone over the age of 8 laugh

    • @archerycraft1866
      @archerycraft1866 4 роки тому +12

      I haven't seen the video but i agree btw
      I am the 69th like

    • @kolbyhenderson8101
      @kolbyhenderson8101 4 роки тому +31

      @master DOGE and that's why the world is full of idiots thinking everything is sunshine and rainbows

    • @poopdafadeclips3554
      @poopdafadeclips3554 4 роки тому +24

      Amy Schumer is funnier and I don’t even think Amy Schumer is funny

  • @mlglord2261
    @mlglord2261 4 роки тому +467

    Like a wise man once said...
    *Its evolving, just backwards*

  • @icemonkefordwick572
    @icemonkefordwick572 4 роки тому +231

    Tik tok humour is so low that I can’t even come up with an analogy

    • @thesteakdrake8018
      @thesteakdrake8018 4 роки тому +12

      It is as low as my iq, or my chance of getting a grilfriend

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 4 роки тому +7

      🤣 the comment section has better content

  • @jamesschlag3726
    @jamesschlag3726 4 роки тому +681

    “OMG I pushed my boyfriend out of the car in the highway epic prank”

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 4 роки тому +74

      "OMG i commited mass genocide on the human race and got on watchlists in 50 diffrent countries epic prank"

    • @21tryhard97
      @21tryhard97 4 роки тому +16

      ITS justified cuz he plays video games haha

    • @walcsalot
      @walcsalot 4 роки тому +16

      *OMG I just killed every people in my school EPIC PRANK*

    • @theninjadrey6538
      @theninjadrey6538 4 роки тому +10

      I just stile someone's social security number and pretended to be them for a year and ruind their lives, but he was a gamer so it is alright, HAHAHAHAH ARENT I THE FUNNIEST

    • @drdoofensmirtz6593
      @drdoofensmirtz6593 4 роки тому +8

      OMG I just murdered my grandma, EPIC PRANK

  • @jimmyjiang24
    @jimmyjiang24 4 роки тому +733

    normal people: let stay in my house
    tiktok: haha I will lick this toilet seat on a airplane

    • @AxlBrickman
      @AxlBrickman 4 роки тому +17

      *lets lick this door knob!*

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 4 роки тому +4

      *Lets lick the floor *

    • @Alex-eu6bg
      @Alex-eu6bg 4 роки тому +1

      Hehe yellow diamond is a space giraffe

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 роки тому +2

      @@AxlBrickman Licking door knobs is illegal on other plantes.

    • @AxlBrickman
      @AxlBrickman 4 роки тому +2

      Peterson Byrd when I read a news report though there was apparently a tik tok video where someone licked a doorknob their house

  • @2000hondacivic
    @2000hondacivic 4 роки тому +1134

    Being first is like winning in a single player game
    Nobody cares but it makes you feel good

    • @passione2937
      @passione2937 4 роки тому +37

      That's indeed true

    • @spooktoonz
      @spooktoonz 4 роки тому +17

      Sad but true

    • @Extreme_Ultimate_Sfaccimm
      @Extreme_Ultimate_Sfaccimm 4 роки тому +3

      Depends on the game

    • @deffonotdio6751
      @deffonotdio6751 4 роки тому +18

      Unless you're first on a video that's had no views since upload and that was years ago. That's equivalent to beating dark souls on the hardest difficulty

    • @samikaislasalo3947
      @samikaislasalo3947 4 роки тому +6

      dopamine is dopamine

  • @JoaquinMartinezKeen
    @JoaquinMartinezKeen 4 роки тому +664

    On that last video, $14 is really good. At 40 hours a week, 48 weeks a year, that's almost 27k. That's not bad for an hourly wage

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 4 роки тому +43

      That's normal if he budgets well he'll be making bank in no time

    • @abrahamgonzalez8215
      @abrahamgonzalez8215 4 роки тому +42

      @TheSkyWhale I would also state that if you live in Cali...that 27k means nothing here.

    • @cubanking7036
      @cubanking7036 4 роки тому +5

      There’s 52 weeks in a year bro not 48

    • @JoaquinMartinezKeen
      @JoaquinMartinezKeen 4 роки тому +38

      @@cubanking7036 you know that people don't always work every week of the year right?

    • @cubanking7036
      @cubanking7036 4 роки тому +8

      Joaquin Jose Martinez yes I know... but your comment says “48 weeks a year” that still wrong considering the average amount of days a person works aka actual weekdays... or 5 days a week... is 262 days a year... only equal to about 37.5 weeks... so basically what I’m tryna say is... where did u get 48 weeks from? And yes most Americans work every week of the year aside from maybe a week off for a vacation or the usual federal holidays... which some ppl still work most of the time... like Walmart or any store alike

  • @nenokan
    @nenokan 4 роки тому +205

    Girl: *screams*
    Optimus Prime my boy: "defuq is wrong with you?"

    • @scorpionapparel4575
      @scorpionapparel4575 3 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames 3 роки тому +5

      I'm pretty sure everyone would ask that if someone just suddenly screams

    • @s-b9ifjry7732
      @s-b9ifjry7732 3 роки тому +2

      I thought that was a boy
      am I blind?

    • @Rzo139
      @Rzo139 Рік тому

      ​@@s-b9ifjry7732I don't even think it knows what it is.

  • @warthunderaddict
    @warthunderaddict 4 роки тому +266

    Bro time is something sacred, some women don't understand.

  • @bobbob4173
    @bobbob4173 4 роки тому +563

    The person who just got a job is Aristotlegold. He records a lot of his life for his therapist.

    • @irshazthedude
      @irshazthedude 4 роки тому +51

      Aww that's nice

    • @Castle_Games
      @Castle_Games 4 роки тому +114

      He needs to become independent ASAP that harpy of a mother is awful for him

    • @moe8885
      @moe8885 4 роки тому +7

      That's nice

    • @boigetyourassready3796
      @boigetyourassready3796 4 роки тому +16

      @@Castle_Games yhea he is asking people to go live with them because he wanna go away from his mom

    • @matthewconner3053
      @matthewconner3053 4 роки тому +49

      Uncle Jack he made a TikTok about how he was gonna buy a car with the stimulus check money and live in it and his mom was like no
      You’re gonna give me the money because I’ve been feeding you and giving you a place to stay

  • @TVAwesomeParodys
    @TVAwesomeParodys 4 роки тому +444

    It's TikTok, what did you expect?

    • @airplanenoise1379
      @airplanenoise1379 4 роки тому +35

      Idk, Raping children and eating their limbs and laughing at them while they try to scream for help in the basement of the family in resident evil 7.

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +15

      @@airplanenoise1379 sounds fun 👍

    • @anotherdaytobetheslayer7091
      @anotherdaytobetheslayer7091 4 роки тому +7

      @@airplanenoise1379 sign me up

    • @Niko15TOA
      @Niko15TOA 4 роки тому +4

      I expect irony, not lunacy.

    • @chromosomedcollector
      @chromosomedcollector 4 роки тому +2

      @@airplanenoise1379 woah epic

  • @abder200
    @abder200 4 роки тому +181

    It look like the word "cringe" was made for this app

  • @totaldramagamer5521
    @totaldramagamer5521 4 роки тому +60

    My dad used to wonder why I didn't go out of my way to make many friends in high school and into my college years.
    Let's just say, after seeing and promptly getting tired of some dumb internet drama involving my younger sister and her friends, he's a bit more receptive to my willful isolation.
    Some people are just mental. I'm not one pretend I'm anywhere close to being perfect person... but I've met many people of whom I simply cannot comprehend how they function.

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 4 роки тому

      Those people that you don't understand what is wrong with them, but you know there bad and mental. I also try not to make too many friends. I have a decent selection of friends that aren't the prettiest penny, but they will be there for me. Not someone who will profit one more follower over me having an anxiety attack.

    • @Farzaan-n5p
      @Farzaan-n5p 4 роки тому

      The most insane way of living is probably how they function

  • @williamjohnson8706
    @williamjohnson8706 4 роки тому +438

    7:44 Things were getting a little wild at Caillou's house.

    • @max1muslegend772
      @max1muslegend772 4 роки тому +41

      He was “body slamming someone’s love tunnel”

    • @tlocto
      @tlocto 4 роки тому +17

      @@max1muslegend772 😳

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 4 роки тому +19

      threeleggedoctopus Caillou will be grounded for one zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero five seven zero six zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero years

    • @waughy9103
      @waughy9103 4 роки тому +2

      gotta keep his mind off the Leukaemia

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому

      I feel like that video was made to be memed. I can't think of any other reason for it to have been made unless it was made right after Bernie dropped out of the election.

  • @emmanuelwilliamberry
    @emmanuelwilliamberry 4 роки тому +231

    Surprised this video wasn't longer, Optimus had plenty of source material

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 4 роки тому +13

      Considering how cancerous it is, I really don’t want him to go for seconds.

    • @emmanuelwilliamberry
      @emmanuelwilliamberry 4 роки тому +7

      @@Tacoguy1000 true, to much exposure could prolly lead to brain damage

    • @Zayceofspades
      @Zayceofspades 4 роки тому +2

      The movie is coming soon

    • @yarg919
      @yarg919 4 роки тому

      He’s got a whole website of source material!

    • @MobSpiderVA
      @MobSpiderVA 4 роки тому

      If optimus had to use every source, this video would be literally every single tiktok vid ever

  • @minty8942
    @minty8942 4 роки тому +126

    Ant: *Dies*
    Tik Tok stereotypes: C O N T E N T!!

  • @plague6566
    @plague6566 4 роки тому +205

    Tik Tok girls after breaking stuff be like:
    *I have achieved Komdy*

  • @thorgodofthunder5086
    @thorgodofthunder5086 4 роки тому +68

    Worst people in tik tok is 15 yr old girls taking abt “should let him go raw” or talking abt becoming a nopor star and it’s just uncomfortable how comfortable they’re getting in that app

    • @traegoins6903
      @traegoins6903 4 роки тому +3

      Your tellin me! These girls are getting the attention of dudes alot older than them now. And enjoying it. Prob why i as a 15 year old cant get a girlfriend.

    • @dread3165
      @dread3165 4 роки тому

      PresidentGarvy 05 no u either a. are unfunny or b. have no personality

    • @forataljanabi7955
      @forataljanabi7955 4 роки тому +4

      Dread nobody asked

    • @gaymentwerking171
      @gaymentwerking171 4 роки тому +2

      @@traegoins6903 nah, that's just your personality

    • @ericpurkey7502
      @ericpurkey7502 4 роки тому

      And has no business in the U.S

  • @CJ-D-GOAT
    @CJ-D-GOAT 4 роки тому +211

    I genuinely feel bad for the last guy.

    • @Noltdoff3
      @Noltdoff3 4 роки тому +42

      Ya same, i am glad i dont have parents like this. He got a job so lets yell at him for making enough money instead of praising him. I am from eu so idk if 14 dollars is decent, to me it sounds like it is for his age i assume.

    • @CJ-D-GOAT
      @CJ-D-GOAT 4 роки тому +18

      Noltdoff :3 14 dollars is roughly 11 pounds and 32 pence. And in the U.S that’s almost twice the minimum wage ($7.25/£5.86)

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, 14 bucks is pretty good pay.
      My first job (got laid off) was paying me 14 bucks an hour cor simply cleaning a kitchen on an air force base. Pretty good money.

    • @mydogranawayandgotraped5861
      @mydogranawayandgotraped5861 4 роки тому +13

      I hate that women honestly she is a horrible person

    • @smashmyskullin
      @smashmyskullin 4 роки тому +1

      Well he said he was going to quit tiktok if his videos weren't viral, dude and the mother are just faking it

  • @HaveanOreshnik
    @HaveanOreshnik 4 роки тому +415

    Sad, people who have become obsessed to getting clout

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 4 роки тому +26

      Forget about opioids and herion, it’s clout that’s the next big drug

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 4 роки тому

      you thought clout chasing is bad now? just remember that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK for clout.
      I'm serious.

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 4 роки тому

      @@jackakakreanxx5587 lee harvey oswald was a CIA puppet

    • @mysticvision2
      @mysticvision2 4 роки тому +1

      Clout is a literal drug

    • @superbutter8007
      @superbutter8007 4 роки тому

      *loads shotgun* We must correct them brother

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 4 роки тому +613

    People who use tik tok:
    Oh look she killed her boyfriend haha funny

    • @coffeetext
      @coffeetext 4 роки тому +45

      "Hahaha! Isn't she so qUiRkY?!"

    • @Zayceofspades
      @Zayceofspades 4 роки тому +35

      "Omg I'm such a CraCkHEad"

    • @krmdagger1126
      @krmdagger1126 4 роки тому +18

      So not like the other girls haha

    • @barackobama6105
      @barackobama6105 4 роки тому +19

      Oh my god she’s eviscerating him, isn’t she so silly?

    • @immshep
      @immshep 4 роки тому +6

      "OMG HE KILLED HIS GF CALL THE COPS"
      -some idiot

  • @squishy.mp4
    @squishy.mp4 4 роки тому +903

    Im so glad my girlfriend actually also likes video games and she doesn’t use TikTok

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 4 роки тому +801

    TikTok is a place where girls become Karens

  • @jotarokujogamesstuff6818
    @jotarokujogamesstuff6818 4 роки тому +95

    Tik Tok is named after the sound a clock makes because it is counting the seconds until it dies.

    • @bobalicous7743
      @bobalicous7743 4 роки тому +5

      fair enough
      not even a ZA WURUDO could stop that clock

  • @Nuecrow
    @Nuecrow 4 роки тому +210

    Normal people: Nooooo! You can’t just go around licking things. Especially right now.
    Tik tok: Haha virus go spread.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 роки тому +1

      Well if they want something to lick then I will "sacrifice" my love cushion. It's available 24/7.

    • @picklepie5127
      @picklepie5127 4 роки тому

      @@fishsauce2221 ......

    • @ultimatewarriors1291
      @ultimatewarriors1291 4 роки тому

      @@fishsauce2221 huh

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 роки тому

      ​@@ultimatewarriors1291 It's something girls have that boys don't that's soft and cushion like and that smells really good.

    • @ultimatewarriors1291
      @ultimatewarriors1291 4 роки тому

      @@fishsauce2221 o a actual cushion

  • @mr.exeggutor7780
    @mr.exeggutor7780 4 роки тому +61

    I just recently saved my friend from this app and got him to delete it. He is safe but still needs therapy. I need to show him actual jokes that weren't popular in 2006 daily

    • @mr.exeggutor7780
      @mr.exeggutor7780 4 роки тому +1

      @Sc0ut op it's that bad of an app. There is no comedy is to be found on it.

  • @Snuggles0325
    @Snuggles0325 4 роки тому +56

    Optimus is just like DieselPatches but with a pinch of leisure.

    • @Roddy425
      @Roddy425 4 роки тому +7

      They almost sound the same

  • @BaldTorment
    @BaldTorment 4 роки тому +159

    The one where the guy got a job looked pretty real, especially when he left an sounded like he was about to cry, tictoc acting isn't that good

    • @husseinbaiz432
      @husseinbaiz432 4 роки тому +32

      I actually found the guys page on the app. Turns out that it is just a skit (he revealed at the end of one of his multiple skits when they burst out laughing). Don’t worry, they actually have a pretty healthy relationship, they’re just really good at what they do and they enjoy doing it together.

    • @silveriogasca7260
      @silveriogasca7260 4 роки тому +10

      Huss20051 thank god some of my own family members is toxic af I would have gotten in to and entire argument with my mom if that happened

    • @HoundXXII
      @HoundXXII 4 роки тому

      @@silveriogasca7260 real tough, your mom knows more than you know

    • @andrewpalinkas450
      @andrewpalinkas450 4 роки тому +11

      @@HoundXXII Just because she is the older being doesn't mean she is smarter. If he wanted to, he probably could win the argument. Whether it be physical or verbal.

    • @HoundXXII
      @HoundXXII 4 роки тому +2

      @@andrewpalinkas450 probably not, and older doesn't mean smarter, it is always wiser though so you're wrong.

  • @tm-spideyy6017
    @tm-spideyy6017 4 роки тому +80

    7:45 fav part of the video just bc of the way he responded “tf is wrong with you “

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 роки тому +3

      Screams as loud than speedwagon,
      Difference is she gives less towards society than a fictional anime character that has blades in his hat

    • @tm-spideyy6017
      @tm-spideyy6017 4 роки тому +3

      PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming Dont use speedwagon name on vain

    • @gideone9802
      @gideone9802 4 роки тому +1

      I just love that he sighs, cause he knows he got a little bit out of control

  • @Sl3nd3rGuy
    @Sl3nd3rGuy 4 роки тому +111

    best quote ever: "body slamming my love tunnel" XD

    • @itsJP302
      @itsJP302 4 роки тому +1

      Sl3nd3r Guy caught me off guard 😂

  • @AxlBrickman
    @AxlBrickman 4 роки тому +299

    tik tok is weird
    the only good thing that birthed from it was the coffin dance meme

    • @TVAwesomeParodys
      @TVAwesomeParodys 4 роки тому +74

      In the Coffin Dance meme, TikTok should be inside the coffin.
      So it's *dead.*

    • @MrJelly-ox9mz
      @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 роки тому +17

      TV AwesomeParodys more like almost all of the people are *brain* dead

    • @AxlBrickman
      @AxlBrickman 4 роки тому +23

      just to make sure it dies seal the coffin with *f l e x t a p e*

    • @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
      @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 4 роки тому +3

      Well no matter what,something good has to come out of everything at least once

    • @SilverFan8
      @SilverFan8 4 роки тому +8

      Remember a year ago when people were trolling on there and there was the furries vs gamers war?

  • @calebb.stgooo
    @calebb.stgooo 4 роки тому +17

    When the last guy said, “you don’t have to be so mean” I felt that

  • @junkyguitar
    @junkyguitar 4 роки тому +34

    I just zoned out and watched the gameplay alone for 10 minutes

  • @phenix6056
    @phenix6056 4 роки тому +64

    I deleted tiktok because the amount of stupidity on there like the nutmeg challenge

    • @julietwatson4642
      @julietwatson4642 4 роки тому

      Good job

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 4 роки тому +8

      I'm sorry the what?! Challenge? How...how is nutmeg a challenge? Its nutmeg

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 4 роки тому

      @@tinle9 just look it up, it's dumb

    • @vaultboy730
      @vaultboy730 4 роки тому +2

      Why would you waste perfectly good nutmeg?

    • @ldeue4837
      @ldeue4837 4 роки тому +2

      You can apparently hallucinate if you ingest enough nutmeg.....look it up.

  • @cypherpandorum2465
    @cypherpandorum2465 4 роки тому +33

    You're not wrong at all.
    I'm a girl, and I admit that I do have needy days. It's important to be able to relax with your friends and spend time with your hobbies, too.

    • @thetruestar6348
      @thetruestar6348 4 роки тому +4

      Well definitely everyone wants their me time its something important to have.

    • @cypherpandorum2465
      @cypherpandorum2465 4 роки тому +1

      @@thetruestar6348 Absolutely. 👊

    • @bobbobbo5278
      @bobbobbo5278 4 роки тому +3

      O.J Simpson’s Partner in crime no we don’t

    • @Gruntlestunk
      @Gruntlestunk 4 роки тому

      Guwau what about farting

    • @mtk4242
      @mtk4242 4 роки тому +2

      Shrive Graff no we don’t do that either

  • @celerysticks8795
    @celerysticks8795 4 роки тому +60

    "Body slamming my love tunnel."

  • @KionTheLion
    @KionTheLion 4 роки тому +42

    "The Psychopaths of TikTok"
    hm, yes the floor here is made of floor

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 4 роки тому +33

    *Still* avoiding TikTok
    It's getting harder as time goes on
    But this vid reminds me why I do it

    • @joshuamurphy4357
      @joshuamurphy4357 4 роки тому +8

      It's not hard to avoid at all, just have standards.

    • @slavarussixr
      @slavarussixr 4 роки тому +2

      It’s super easy to avoid TikTok for me!

  • @LiIGremlin
    @LiIGremlin 4 роки тому +41

    "Im trying to comprehend TikTok..."
    *Mood af*

    • @marshal_films8021
      @marshal_films8021 4 роки тому +1

      *mood*

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, getting a headache is a mood.

    • @ericpurkey7502
      @ericpurkey7502 4 роки тому +1

      Tell your friends not to use Tic toc it belongs to china it has no business in the U.S

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 4 роки тому

      Good news!
      TikTok is going to be BANNED from the US!!!

  • @Kingbmo
    @Kingbmo 4 роки тому +162

    Yeah most of the viral videos are completely unfunny but they have millions of children fans

    • @Ecliphse12
      @Ecliphse12 4 роки тому +4

      Excuse me, I believe u mean fetuses

    • @max1muslegend772
      @max1muslegend772 4 роки тому +2

      Branden Shine children are way smarter than those things

    • @WhosGalaxy
      @WhosGalaxy 4 роки тому +1

      imagine being a rumble main smh

    • @davidbenito5164
      @davidbenito5164 4 роки тому

      @@WhosGalaxy right

    • @shade_zz1585
      @shade_zz1585 4 роки тому

      This is beyond Fortnite cringe

  • @taloncarpenter597
    @taloncarpenter597 4 роки тому +36

    5:40
    My mouth instinctively went agape in anger

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 4 роки тому +2

      Yep that's a "we're done pack your stuff" moment

  • @RandomRussianGuy
    @RandomRussianGuy 4 роки тому +8

    That last clip hits me hard. I know what it’s like to try your hardest and not get respected. Everyday it’s the same smh

  • @Feelrightathome
    @Feelrightathome 4 роки тому +19

    Man: *dies painfull and slowly*
    Girls: "omg help me im so hurt"

    • @imcloud305
      @imcloud305 4 роки тому +1

      You just insulted a whole gender
      Say THE GIRL
      Instead of Girls

    • @slavarussixr
      @slavarussixr 4 роки тому +1

      @@imcloud305 you spelled whole wrong

  • @braindead7708
    @braindead7708 4 роки тому +71

    14 cents an hour is actually a low wage job in Syria, the normal wage is 40 dollars a month, although the items here are pretty cheap (a whole meal for example is 1 dollar)

    • @elmie1540
      @elmie1540 4 роки тому

      well,, it's 14 an hour, not month

    • @braindead7708
      @braindead7708 4 роки тому +8

      @@elmie1540 I'm just responding to what Optimus said about "in what country 14 cents an hour is an acceptable pay" just saying, now I'm not saying that it's a good thing no the economy here is trash and that's one of the major reasons we're a 3rd world country, which I'm not proud of

    • @genericperson360
      @genericperson360 4 роки тому +1

      @@braindead7708 did you watch the video? He said DOLLARS.

    • @Ichbinkry
      @Ichbinkry 4 роки тому +4

      Generic Person and did you not read his response

    • @tymenlove6359
      @tymenlove6359 4 роки тому

      I'm moving to Syria

  • @Nosretep
    @Nosretep 4 роки тому +120

    I wish Vine never went away.

    • @GJYYNGII
      @GJYYNGII 4 роки тому +2

      Same here.

    • @j3r3myyyyy
      @j3r3myyyyy 4 роки тому +6

      Yep, Tik Tok will never be as good as Vine

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 роки тому +4

      @@j3r3myyyyy Just imagine all the funny Vines we would've have by now.

    • @ajfergy5569
      @ajfergy5569 4 роки тому +9

      Vine was literally just as dogshit the only reason you don’t think so is because only the funny relatable ones are in compilations

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 роки тому

      @@ajfergy5569 I don't watch compilations. :/

  • @tako.23
    @tako.23 4 роки тому +33

    7:46 I'm gonna assume because Bernie dropped out?

  • @dejitaru7772
    @dejitaru7772 4 роки тому +37

    Anyone Normal: Why did she do that she could have broken his nose!
    Feminists: Why didn't he move his face he could have broken her foot if she hit his face!

  • @Chris-fs2ws
    @Chris-fs2ws 4 роки тому +14

    Someone: let's make a social media called tik tok
    Me: there was no reason to do that

    • @slavarussixr
      @slavarussixr 4 роки тому +2

      TikTok is the rip off of Musically and Musically is the Rip off from Vines

  • @thisguyissuperhandsome
    @thisguyissuperhandsome 4 роки тому +50

    4:45 optimus came out of the closet

    • @margretthatcher2175
      @margretthatcher2175 4 роки тому +19

      @Denny Rubin its a joke you buffoon

    • @Butt-rocker
      @Butt-rocker 4 роки тому +1

      Denny Rubin R/wooosh

    • @wayfarinwanderer
      @wayfarinwanderer 4 роки тому +3

      Denny Rubin we know bro😐

    • @yusgrk3928
      @yusgrk3928 4 роки тому +8

      @@Butt-rocker omg reddit momento😳👍 haha funny uh oh! 😕👌 You're gonna end up in a text to speech video 🤔 that's cringe 🤯😳

    • @Gruntlestunk
      @Gruntlestunk 4 роки тому

      Beckham Aiman r/ihavereddit

  • @itzhavocna4905
    @itzhavocna4905 4 роки тому +109

    Yo this Optimus guy and Birdman should collab they both sound the same

    • @seo8910
      @seo8910 4 роки тому +5

      I feel a big r/woosh

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 4 роки тому +1

      it would be confusing

    • @itsJP302
      @itsJP302 4 роки тому +5

      ItzHavocNA same person 😳

    • @battlebro14
      @battlebro14 4 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing, they have similar speech patterns too. It’s weird

    • @dudebroguyman
      @dudebroguyman 4 роки тому +4

      Personally I think Birdman has more charisma but I think Optimus is more consistent where content is concerned.

  • @chester1841
    @chester1841 4 роки тому +33

    0:00 me and the gang invading the tik tok HQ

  • @tollelege5635
    @tollelege5635 4 роки тому +13

    “It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.”

  • @tyranbigchild3038
    @tyranbigchild3038 4 роки тому +15

    7:44
    Optimus: tf is wrong with people
    Lol I think that all the time

  • @xdhenrique4476
    @xdhenrique4476 4 роки тому +16

    I hope tick tok isn’t something that future humans or aliens find out or they would think that humans didn’t develop brains yet.

    • @N120Xeno
      @N120Xeno 4 роки тому

      They’ll probably skip this generation in the history books in 4020

  • @DaveBlackrose
    @DaveBlackrose 4 роки тому +37

    Assuming the guy that gets payed 14 dollars an hour works 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, that's around 2000 dollars a month
    I don't know, that sounds pretty good to me

    • @frightinthenightproduction4059
      @frightinthenightproduction4059 4 роки тому +9

      As someone from cali that's pretty meh

    • @dudebroguyman
      @dudebroguyman 4 роки тому +6

      @@frightinthenightproduction4059
      It's expensive to live there though. An 80k a year salary in California is a noticeable difference to 80k a year in someplace like Oklahoma.

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 4 роки тому +2

      @@frightinthenightproduction4059 Don't understand why anyone would purposely reside in Commiefornia.. Place sounds hellish

    • @frightinthenightproduction4059
      @frightinthenightproduction4059 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sp1n1985 It is. I'm saving up money to move elsewhere

  • @soupcan9119
    @soupcan9119 4 роки тому +15

    4:10
    *1944 colorized footage of first ever drop-shot by unknown russian soldier*

    • @makarov243
      @makarov243 4 роки тому +2

      11:03 In the same footage, the first ever 360 quickscope was preformed

  • @MonodySpade
    @MonodySpade 4 роки тому +1

    There is literally nothing I find more annoying, more unbearable than having somebody interrupt me when I am in the middle of focusing on my writing. Simply hate it. It really doesnt matter who it is. Family, friend, girlfriend, anybody.

  • @m3atba1l39
    @m3atba1l39 4 роки тому +11

    7:44 remember guys these are most people who are going to vote this year...
    that should scare you

  • @NUM1STUNNER
    @NUM1STUNNER 4 роки тому +20

    The way how the girl talks in the first video talks, sounds like one of those clickbait videos.

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому

      I think they're the WeWearCute sisters. Kurtis Connor made a video about them. Their other content is just as odd.

  • @The_zickron
    @The_zickron 4 роки тому +35

    Me: *see title*
    Also me:
    Hmm, the floor is made of floor

  • @xSoporific1
    @xSoporific1 4 роки тому +14

    “Body slamming my love tunnel” haven’t heard that one before

  • @TalksOfLife1
    @TalksOfLife1 4 роки тому +9

    I feel so bad for the man in the last clip. “I’m getting out of the car, why do you have to be so mean?” He sounded so hurt 😭

  • @NebulaIncandescence
    @NebulaIncandescence 4 роки тому +4

    The girl screaming was only hilarious, to me, after Optimus responded "tf is wrong with you?"

  • @jeromejeromeson4787
    @jeromejeromeson4787 4 роки тому +28

    I downloaded tik tok because my friends said it was funny, and some of it is actually funny but it's outweighed by the weird stuff

    • @lindabailey2701
      @lindabailey2701 4 роки тому

      your definitely right. i downloaded it and i mostly use the follow page (does anyone use that?) and follow cat accounts and minecraft stuff.

    • @innocentpopsicle6797
      @innocentpopsicle6797 4 роки тому +1

      Eat your cereal

    • @skidaddle4642
      @skidaddle4642 4 роки тому

      @@innocentpopsicle6797 mlik

    • @marshal_films8021
      @marshal_films8021 4 роки тому +1

      No milk before ceareal!

    • @EagleEye-rw5pn
      @EagleEye-rw5pn 4 роки тому +2

      No you're both wrong it's bowl before milk and cereal

  • @purpleheron7302
    @purpleheron7302 4 роки тому +4

    If someone kicked me in the face and almost broke my headphones and then laughed about it, Idaf who you are, you're a getting a kick in the crotch region

  • @HyperionMP
    @HyperionMP 4 роки тому +8

    "Instinctively checking for blood ...". Well spotted!

  • @COURTZYOUTUBE
    @COURTZYOUTUBE 4 роки тому +5

    7:52 “the f*ck is wrong with you” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @captcookie3251
    @captcookie3251 4 роки тому +26

    I don't even have tik tok and I'm glad I don't

  • @TheShadowReviewer
    @TheShadowReviewer 4 роки тому +15

    When your girlfriend let's you play video games and she joins...but you wake up

  • @lucianwong420
    @lucianwong420 4 роки тому +14

    I already knew Tiktok was weird when i saw those ads here.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 4 роки тому +14

    Tik tok is a skid mark on the underwear of the Internet

  • @Anthony-sn2xr
    @Anthony-sn2xr 4 роки тому

    His response to the Bernie clip killed me!! Dude I couldn't stop rewatching it! Thanks!

  • @sugoidxth
    @sugoidxth 4 роки тому +4

    "Picked her up and slammed her through the wall."
    *Y e s*

  • @fayadios3773
    @fayadios3773 4 роки тому +11

    11:02 my man just tried 360 and failed, F's in the chat bois

  • @thegrinchinamaskholdingagu968
    @thegrinchinamaskholdingagu968 4 роки тому +4

    The worst of it is that so many of them have insane like to comment ratios. It's like everybody is ok with some of this.

  • @joshuagoodsell5952
    @joshuagoodsell5952 4 роки тому +8

    Optimus you and I have a rly similar thought process and I rly enjoy someone with my same opinion voice it so well so thx for making videos!

  • @HeavenlyDemonLord
    @HeavenlyDemonLord 4 роки тому +4

    11:22 casually overpowers two men at once

  • @YuckyBeans
    @YuckyBeans 4 роки тому +7

    7:45 yep, exactly what I expect from someone who’s wearing a Bernie shirt and has a shaved head

  • @yoshr02
    @yoshr02 4 роки тому +38

    the *wewerecute* tiktokers do their vids like that on purpose lol

  • @tunesforme
    @tunesforme 4 роки тому +48

    Stop saying first im going to have a breakdown breakdown

  • @c-film369
    @c-film369 4 роки тому +3

    “Unfinished Harlem shake on bo2”
    Sounds oddly specific optimus

  • @Dreadedfn
    @Dreadedfn 4 роки тому +2

    Dude you are my favorite chill you tuber I feel like I can relate to all most everything

  • @sethgibson-craig3358
    @sethgibson-craig3358 4 роки тому +2

    The second “prank” is how my mom got a concussion and still keeps some of the effects 4 years later so don’t do that pls

  • @MrJelly-ox9mz
    @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 роки тому +36

    Ok you cannot understand it. It’s just one weird thing to another

  • @xdhenrique4476
    @xdhenrique4476 4 роки тому +4

    Tick tok’r: *screams*
    People on tick tok: uncontrollable laughter

  • @yddiuqs9731
    @yddiuqs9731 3 роки тому +3

    7:44 the fact the he takes damage in the background gameplay as she screams tho

  • @zenistu707
    @zenistu707 4 роки тому +1

    Some laughed... some cried.... but many stared in silence

    • @redacted3828
      @redacted3828 4 роки тому +1

      Or had a mental breakdown over what humanity has become

  • @lord_morp8824
    @lord_morp8824 4 роки тому +1

    Optimus: how can someone talk to a family member like that?
    My mom who literally grounded me for over a year because i forgot to take out the trash: sweating

  • @dixinormus8522
    @dixinormus8522 4 роки тому +4

    “If you got so much money they pay your own hospital bills”

  • @pariswatznauer1988
    @pariswatznauer1988 4 роки тому +3

    I'm not gonna lie I felt so bad for that guy in the beginning playing video games.

  • @amtrakisveryepic
    @amtrakisveryepic 4 роки тому +9

    I don't understand why all the people I know does Tik Tok. It's an absolute cringe fest and I don't understand what's so entertaining about this app.

  • @wintertoastie
    @wintertoastie 4 роки тому +1

    I saw and ad for Tiktok where this girl gave her dog a raw egg and just let his chew on it

  • @worldfamousgi86
    @worldfamousgi86 4 роки тому +1

    All TikTok is doing is showcasing the narcissism built up over generations of you're special, you're a princess, you deserve the best, you can do anything you set your mind to, etc. The reality is no, if you have an IQ of 50, you probably cannot be a structural engineer, nor would I want you to be.