Imagine being the writer: everyone around you gets cloned, and your boss just gives you piles upon piles of blank scripts for 12+ movies with the exact same name. Actually Illiterate is the most important person in this whole operation: $984 salary, 24 years of backbreaking constant scriptwriting for hundreds of cheap cashgrabs.
The year is 2033. The news has played the 473rd consecutive "Geriatric 27: Oh Thank Heaven" trailer instead of the ongoing nuclear war over advertising rights. You try to go to sleep, but the incessant knocking of the door to door movie promoters keeps you awake until 2:00 am, when the repurposed air raid sirens blast out the same teaser soundbites that you've heard thousands of times by now, just like they do every hour. You shove your head into your pillow and finally manage to rest. The instant your eyes close, you receive crystal clear dreams of a 90-year-old man pretending to be stabbed in a fire. You decide to preorder 19 tickets for release day and dozens more for the following week. There is no escape.
The concept of super intrusive ads that can only be stopped by buying the product sounds so realistic the comment kinda stops being funny. We're lucky the tech is not there yet.
@@lurgee1706 if the ads now dont stop when youve very obviously purchased something, whats to say that super intrusisve ads wouldnt stop in the future?
Josh actually recreated the formula for any current movie franchise: Ignore the reviews and focus on marketing and ticket sales. Gotta add shareholder value!
That's what I was thinking when he said "oh I see how this game works" lol. Like no Josh, you see how the movie industry works currently lmao. IRL representation lol
I just love how Geriatrics Huggin and Kissin's only buildup is the climax stunt, which is quite literally somebody jumpin and fallin over and over again. It has nothing to do with its title, it doesn't have music, it doesn't have any character development at all, and it still got some points. My life is now complete.
Josh I’ve watched you for like 3 years now and this is got to be one of the most IRL fits of laughter I’ve had to suppress watching one of your videos. Keep up the good work my friend
Same here. The only thing that really got on the same amount of laughter was around The. Ultimate. PHONE!!! and that one time Josh was so happy that the game broke on him
That says a lot of society really, people living in a consumerism society, where there's nothing to do except consuming junks and unwatchable garbage. Until the point that despite so many better movies exists out there, our attention span is so short we're left to consume over-hyped junk in fear of FOMO cause other people are doing the same. Then the unwatchable junk buys out every other good industry to produce the same junk that we consume on a day to day basis. Ironically, despite good movies exist, human prefers to consume junks simply because it takes shorter amount of time for gratification to kick in, like draugs. If the gratification is lost, we just move on to the next movie like how we consume tiktok vids.
i love how despite the clickbait looking titles, none of his videos are clickbait, and most of the time just surpass our expectations on what he is going to do
@@stjeep Fun Fact: there is an extension that removes the clickbait titles from a youtube videos, and most of his videos don't have that extension running on them. Meaning everyone that manages the extension don't need to remove clickbait, because there is no clickbait. The only videos affected are caught by the auto fixer, which removes all caps words in a title
>Unwatchable Garbage! >2010s! >Buying Every Major Studio In The Business! >All Of The Box Office Gross Is Based On Marketing! That's a little too on the nose, Josh. LMAO!
“Hey, bro, did you see Centennial 8 last night?” “Yeah! Honestly, it’s gotta be the best heist movi-“ “Nono, the OTHER Centennial 8.” “The medieval thriller?” “No.” “The medieval horror?” “No.” “The cyberpunk romance?” “No!” “Oh, the alien thriller?” “Yeah!” “Nope, haven’t seen it.”
Checkout the studio the Asylum. They're called that because only crazy and stupid people watch their movies since they are all low budget rip offs of whatever movie is coming out at the time.
There was a jank / cheese horror studio called Full Moon Entertainment, and my friends and I used to watch their movies on weekends. They were terrible B movies and absolutely self aware. We laughed so hard. It was exactly the right fit for our collective sense of absurdity. (They're probably best known for Puppet Master, but they did more than 200 other movies you've never heard of. To my old group of friends, I think Dollman was pretty much peak FME.)
I just went through his old videos and all his: “Hey there it’s Josh welcome back to let’s game it out” get progressively happier and more energetic every new video
"2 Geriatric 2 Kissin." Nice. They don't have friends, they have *family.* This is the movie that an 85 year old Vin Diesel will make when he appears on the Hallmark channel.
There should be a documentary about Josh. It could have a plot like: "Josh has just become CEO, his rival employee, Grace now knows what is going to happen. Does she quit and lose her only source of income or does she take the torture and make 3 cents an hour?"
No sleep, no food, and a maze to get in and out sounds like great conditions for the kind of consciousness-altering experiences that make great movie scripts!
The funny part is; even garbage movies can still be profitable over there. I'm a DIT in Switzerland, none of our movies are ever profitable. (Maybe a handful that break even) 😂
@@MarcoGruber The USA has about 331 million people and big studios with massive marketing budgets. That’s why movies and other entertainment make a ton of money there - it’s mainly about having a huge audience and strong promotion. Switzerland, on the other hand, has only around 8 million people, so it's tougher to make big bucks. If you want to go international, you have to spend a lot on marketing, and it’s even more expensive if people aren’t familiar with the studio, actors, or culture. People usually stick with what they know. American culture is like a franchise that has spread worldwide, and they’ve been investing in propagating it for a long time. This makes it easier for US films to succeed globally.
Hey Josh! I used to watch you years ago and today I was thinking about old channels I used to watch and I remembered this channel :-) Glad you’ve gotten way bigger and got what you deserve! I’ve always loved your humor and video style, keep it up!
You've basically perfectly simulated the process of Disney movies. Pump out as many as possible with lots of marketing, even if the movies are complete trash
@@thebluehat6814 Even if he isn't, he technically is. I'm pretty sure he does write his own scripts, lol! That make him his own supervisor which is akin to putting the fox in charge of guarding the henhouse!
@@thebluehat6814 there is video of him on UA-cam, being introduced by a director on something he was working on. Someone pointed him to the video of him, and he confirmed that it is him, and that he really doesn't care that it's out there.
Didn't think this game would go for that amount of realism, but this makes total sense. So many movies are complete garbage but make a ton of money because they're hyped to the sky
It’s amazing (and also slightly concerning) that Josh’s thumbnails and titles are never clickbait He never needs to make stuff up because everything he does and creates in these games are already so crazy I am all here for it
Think of how many human rights violations Josh committed in one video. First, he made Latelife McCrisis reshoot the same scene over and over for nearly 3 straight years with no breaks. 22:32-22:39 He cloned the same people several times over without their consent for cheap labor. Not only did Josh pay them nearly nothing, but he also made them work 24/7 with no food or rest, ever. Wouldn't it also be considered elder abuse to make 92 year olds work 24/7. Unwatchable Garbage is not a movie studio, it's a torture camp for unskilled workers.💀
That's the inherent flaw with games like this and game dev tycoon. What you do doesn't really impact your score, it's all too arbitrary. You can make a blockbuster by filming a corner for an hour if you tick the right boxes, or you could spend days finely crafting a scene only for the game to tell you it is garbage.
Hopefully there's a DLC for this where you can take a beloved ghost franchise and destroy it with an all-female version, fake reviews, and terrible jokes.
Yes, I had the same thought. It looks like a really detailed and well made game, and I really like the idea of these kind of business games, but what boxes I click and what sliders I move in what direction just doesn't have an impact because the simulation is not deep enough. Josh just proved it, making me loose interest.
It is quite impressive how much he sabotages himself in these videos and yet still somehow manages to succeed at the end, prehaps chaos is the key to success.
he just proves how poorly the game is programed because no one expects him to make like 100 movies at once and have tons of marketing to over hype it. I would love to see him play some of the best designed games and see how he can break them as well. Although his Sims videos were fun.
The lady who delivereed the script but was left with life changing anxiety was way too real LMAO Like, I'm pretty sure this video showcased the Wizard of Oz behind the scenes production
21:07 plot for alien geriatrics crying over books: alien dances in front of the camera and aliens fight the hospital and someone was doing cpr and sees flames and earthquake. The end.
LGIT starter pack: An absurd amount of money in the title. A floor plan that would make any engineer vomit. Ridiculously sized rooms. Long ahh hallways. And last but the least, Bathroom put in horrible places.
Don't forget: Specific mechanics that Josh figures out how to abuse to reach the highest level Strange additions or objects that Josh puts most effort into, be it a tall forest of non-trees, excess, or something else. An NPC (ordinarily Grace) suffering
I love that two of the reviews at 23:41 reference the movie being unwatchable, as if that's not exactly what the studio said it was going to be making from day 1
I like that the first 24 minutes of this video is basically just figuring out the Blumhouse method. Dirt cheap actors on dirt cheap sets pumping out films as fast and cheap as possible, making profit because it's hard not to when something is so cheap to make.
You know the film industry is insane when they looked at Joshs place and said "Yah, that place is great for employees." What kind of evil deranged working conditions could make Joshs place look good?
Love this invulnerable staff that you simply can't destroy. No food, no sleep, unsatisfied, not going home, not growing older - yet still standing and kicking. My sims should learn some tricks.
This video had a better ending than some movies I’ve seen, like the antagonist… winning? That rarely happens… *what do you mean ‘Josh is the protagonist’?!?*
Anyone remember an older game called "The Movies"? 2005 ish? Glad to see something spiritually similar. The Movies is on abandonware, but it's a process to get it working right.... Also, I absolutely love how Josh can play a game absolutely incorrectly and make absurd amounts of money.
I kind of missed Lionhead. To think back, The Movies was kind of revolutionary to other simulation games (The Sims 2 era). And sadly, this game is like an update patch to The Movies 🤷🏽 P/S: Black & White is legendary.
@@scottl.1568 He did, he was in the Script and Continuity department for almost all of the movies he worked on. Infamous examples of the movies he worked on are Deus Ex Machina (2010), Friends and Lovers (2010), and the Lamp (2010), which was infamously reviewed by Danny Gonzalez.
@ezekielanderson9055 - not really propaganda as it's more of a poor attempt at pandering. Like how all the corpos 'support' Pride month only for that month and then goes back to discriminating as soon as it's over. It's all fake.
Here's a funny thing: i came back to the video to kinda rewatch it, but since i already did, there was a 5 min "checkpoint" and whilst i was 10seconding back i zoned out,and turns out if you repeatedly press the key, the intro is no longer "Hey there, it's Josh" but "He he he e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e" and it can go for quite a while
Serious talk, this game is amazing in how you can customise the scenes. Thanks for showing it off, even when it was really funny and I was laughing all the time I can still see how much the devs put in to make a complicated thing work seamlessly.
Dude I hope the content you make has made you a rich man. You deserve millions. I don’t give a crap about Hollywood and movies they are no good anymore, but I check your channel every day to make sure I didn’t miss a video the day you make one. You are truly entertaining. Especially for a guy who never shows his face. You’re awesome brother. Keep on keeping on.
This game brings back memories of The Movies, and I am absolutely buying it, right now! I wonder if it can be modded like the movies? Boy I miss that game
i would 100% watch a movie if it was called "violent geriatrics huggin & kissin" and it was rated G edit: i would watch any of these because of the name
Ok it was one of the funnier videos I have seen in a while, or maybe I am the most depressed I have been in a while, but I have enjoyed it a lot! Thanks!
Josh is like the best game tester of all time - he spends hours finding bugs for a video, and the creators get to fix them (hopefully) after he completely breaks the entire game
"because in the bathroom it's always showtime!" 🤣 Jeez you should have named the studio Walt Disney Films inc.! Cause you make nothing but crap, pay people nothing, have huge marketing campaigns to inflate expectations, and make billions you use to just buy up everyone that competes! 😃
Josh you are a beast and I just want you to know I love your videos and the absolute incomprehensible amount of creativity and just freaking dedication you put into your videos. This comment doesn’t say enough about the joy you bring me and others. You are an amazing content creator and I cant wait to see more.
Imagine being the writer: everyone around you gets cloned, and your boss just gives you piles upon piles of blank scripts for 12+ movies with the exact same name. Actually Illiterate is the most important person in this whole operation: $984 salary, 24 years of backbreaking constant scriptwriting for hundreds of cheap cashgrabs.
“Hey, this is Disney, we’ve got another Star Wars and we think you’d be great for it”
If the writer is also the producer and main actor, than it's just Steven Seagal...
Ms. Illiterate doesn't even know what a writers strike is. She just buckled down and showed Hollywood whose boss
She should’ve been called Grace for all her troubles, lol
She started at 20, so actually it was 74 years of scriptwriting. Yay!
The year is 2033. The news has played the 473rd consecutive "Geriatric 27: Oh Thank Heaven" trailer instead of the ongoing nuclear war over advertising rights. You try to go to sleep, but the incessant knocking of the door to door movie promoters keeps you awake until 2:00 am, when the repurposed air raid sirens blast out the same teaser soundbites that you've heard thousands of times by now, just like they do every hour. You shove your head into your pillow and finally manage to rest. The instant your eyes close, you receive crystal clear dreams of a 90-year-old man pretending to be stabbed in a fire. You decide to preorder 19 tickets for release day and dozens more for the following week. There is no escape.
The concept of super intrusive ads that can only be stopped by buying the product sounds so realistic the comment kinda stops being funny. We're lucky the tech is not there yet.
1984 levels of advertising right there.
@@lurgee1706 if the ads now dont stop when youve very obviously purchased something, whats to say that super intrusisve ads wouldnt stop in the future?
Bro your comment gave such a laughing fit I'm actually in tears
This had me rolling, I think the door to door movie promoters was my favorite part
The bus dropped them off at 1:00 in the morning because none of them wanted to be seen walking into the studio
Thanks, I'm laughing and crying imagining it
This needs a pin
Exactly
They also have fake names and are constantly being reproduced and cloned. Wow, that's just the best legal actions!
That tracks
I worked in the film industry as a crew member for 15 years, and I can confirm this is a HIGHLY accurate depiction of my job.
same
damn you must be a gazillionaire right now
@@curie1420 totally super rich for sure
Including the amount of toilets? 😮
@@flumpyofdoom actually this shows a smaller amount than real life. The film industry is mostly just toilets.
As someone who used to work at an office with exactly 4 toilets for 120 people, I can appreciate a hallway of toilets more than most.
Same😂
George?
@@wildebeest75 how do you know that? 🤨🤔
"A mockery of the movie industry"
Josh in tears: it's just what I was going for!
No better review than this!
Fr😂
ARE THERE A LIMIT?
Absolute cinema
Josh actually recreated the formula for any current movie franchise: Ignore the reviews and focus on marketing and ticket sales. Gotta add shareholder value!
That's what I was thinking when he said "oh I see how this game works" lol. Like no Josh, you see how the movie industry works currently lmao. IRL representation lol
Spider man, Inside out 2, those are good modern movies
And then people just stopped going to movies that no one wanted to see.
Yeah I realized mid way through he just figured out the strategy of modern day studios
I'm genuinely impressed how this guy can take the most absurd offsetting approach to these games but somehow finds a way to beat them 10 times over
I just love how Geriatrics Huggin and Kissin's only buildup is the climax stunt, which is quite literally somebody jumpin and fallin over and over again. It has nothing to do with its title, it doesn't have music, it doesn't have any character development at all, and it still got some points. My life is now complete.
What are you talking about? That was the best comedy I've ever seen in my life. Stop hating on Geriatrics huggin and kissin! It's my childhood!
@@Asolariot both of you are fake fans. the movie is called Geriatrics Huggin *&* Kissin.
@@TheBodyEuphoric EVERYONE is false, the movie is "*Violent* Geriatrics Huggin & Kissin"
Quite the artfull take if I may say so myself
Is there such a thing as TOO much shaky cam?
no ofc not
idk
Nope.
Nah
not for you
Imagine just driving and a giant empty lot with a sign saying "UNWATCHABLE GARBAGE" appears out of the corner of your eye.
yeah it's called Disney lol thanks it's nowhere near the 4.2k+ upvote the op got, but this is the most likes I've gotten.
Best studio name ever!
and a guy in an alien costume is being filmed shaking his wiener
@@darkfire420YT Glad someone else said it ^_^
@@darkfire420YT Fair enough lol 😅🤣
Josh I’ve watched you for like 3 years now and this is got to be one of the most IRL fits of laughter I’ve had to suppress watching one of your videos. Keep up the good work my friend
Same here. The only thing that really got on the same amount of laughter was around The. Ultimate. PHONE!!! and that one time Josh was so happy that the game broke on him
24:10 "Okay I think I now understand how this game works" No I think you now understand how the actual film industry works
Yep. It's all maximum hype with the minimum amount of effort possible. Who cares what the movie is about, what the name is or anything else really.
@@Conta_Minated effort - no, but they still spend fifty gorillion dollars on CGI every time
That says a lot of society really, people living in a consumerism society, where there's nothing to do except consuming junks and unwatchable garbage. Until the point that despite so many better movies exists out there, our attention span is so short we're left to consume over-hyped junk in fear of FOMO cause other people are doing the same. Then the unwatchable junk buys out every other good industry to produce the same junk that we consume on a day to day basis. Ironically, despite good movies exist, human prefers to consume junks simply because it takes shorter amount of time for gratification to kick in, like draugs. If the gratification is lost, we just move on to the next movie like how we consume tiktok vids.
This is just an average week of an executive at Hollywood
Especially Disney
@@AK-qh6lr And Warner Bros.
Yes
David Zaslav simulator
Accurate
i love how despite the clickbait looking titles, none of his videos are clickbait, and most of the time just surpass our expectations on what he is going to do
That's what makes him special he does exactly what it says on the tin even when the tin seems to be obviously fake
@@Streetcleanergamingi never doubt his titles anymore, he always finds a way to exploit games in hilarious ways
Yeah then he actually does the exact thing mentioned in the title down to the ones place
Frisk
@@stjeep Fun Fact: there is an extension that removes the clickbait titles from a youtube videos, and most of his videos don't have that extension running on them. Meaning everyone that manages the extension don't need to remove clickbait, because there is no clickbait. The only videos affected are caught by the auto fixer, which removes all caps words in a title
The fact that he was able to be so successful by cloning people and working them to death is insane. Josh should come back to this game in the future.
>Unwatchable Garbage!
>2010s!
>Buying Every Major Studio In The Business!
>All Of The Box Office Gross Is Based On Marketing!
That's a little too on the nose, Josh. LMAO!
disney in a nutshell
🐭
👃
“Hey, bro, did you see Centennial 8 last night?”
“Yeah! Honestly, it’s gotta be the best heist movi-“
“Nono, the OTHER Centennial 8.”
“The medieval thriller?”
“No.”
“The medieval horror?”
“No.”
“The cyberpunk romance?”
“No!”
“Oh, the alien thriller?”
“Yeah!”
“Nope, haven’t seen it.”
GOATed comment. lol
😂 Mak kau hijau.
You wouldn't have to wait for the next one you'd have to find it
I read this in Josh's voice. XD Top tier comment right here
lmao
Honestly, I'd probably be down to watch a movie from a studio with the self awareness to name themselves "UNWATCHABLE GARBAGE"
Checkout the studio the Asylum. They're called that because only crazy and stupid people watch their movies since they are all low budget rip offs of whatever movie is coming out at the time.
@@JTPCrusade So it might be better. Hope they remake Borderlands.
There was a jank / cheese horror studio called Full Moon Entertainment, and my friends and I used to watch their movies on weekends. They were terrible B movies and absolutely self aware. We laughed so hard. It was exactly the right fit for our collective sense of absurdity. (They're probably best known for Puppet Master, but they did more than 200 other movies you've never heard of. To my old group of friends, I think Dollman was pretty much peak FME.)
I just went through his old videos and all his: “Hey there it’s Josh welcome back to let’s game it out” get progressively happier and more energetic every new video
Today I learned that Josh has a massive amount of RAM for his computer, which is probably an evolutionary adaptation.
he is dedicated to torturing the game as hard as he can. It can't take the easy way out anymore.
Nice
Hahaha he must have fried so many
Fr😂
And clearly its still not enough for the shenanigans he does
"2 Geriatric 2 Kissin." Nice. They don't have friends, they have *family.* This is the movie that an 85 year old Vin Diesel will make when he appears on the Hallmark channel.
Vin Diesel with an even more gravelly voice?! Hard to fathom.
@@IceCenders At that point, he could do voiceover work in animation as the sound of avalanches.
@@IceCenderswait till you hear Phil anselmo
@@MonkeyJedi99or Phil anselmo
Someone call The Asylum. One of their inmates just posted their entire business model and called it a video game.
Most people here are comparing this to Disney. Glad to find another man of culture!
@chazchoo99 Well, 'culture' might be a bit overly generous. I'm not gonna pretend that The Asylum makes _good_ movies.
14:23 "If their job was to do everything wrong, they succeeded."
Never seen a game talk directly to Josh like this before.
You right X3
There should be a documentary about Josh. It could have a plot like: "Josh has just become CEO, his rival employee, Grace now knows what is going to happen. Does she quit and lose her only source of income or does she take the torture and make 3 cents an hour?"
Damn 3 cents an hour, must be one of josh's feeling generous day
That’s a lot of money.
Per DAY, friend. Per day!
@@itsjustme8947You mean century?
Eisdid9
No sleep, no food, and a maze to get in and out sounds like great conditions for the kind of consciousness-altering experiences that make great movie scripts!
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I should try that!
i think you can achieve the same effect by using crack, or binge watching every videoes on youtube.
I’m an assistant director in Vancouver, and this is not just a fun game. This is a documentary on how Hollywood works.
We know lmao that the best part about this
@@TheMASTER4realit honestly hurts lol
The funny part is; even garbage movies can still be profitable over there. I'm a DIT in Switzerland, none of our movies are ever profitable. (Maybe a handful that break even) 😂
@@MarcoGruber The USA has about 331 million people and big studios with massive marketing budgets. That’s why movies and other entertainment make a ton of money there - it’s mainly about having a huge audience and strong promotion.
Switzerland, on the other hand, has only around 8 million people, so it's tougher to make big bucks. If you want to go international, you have to spend a lot on marketing, and it’s even more expensive if people aren’t familiar with the studio, actors, or culture. People usually stick with what they know. American culture is like a franchise that has spread worldwide, and they’ve been investing in propagating it for a long time. This makes it easier for US films to succeed globally.
@@JMCGP4 Yes, of course, it's an apple to oranges comparison. It's still amusing. 😀
Hey Josh! I used to watch you years ago and today I was thinking about old channels I used to watch and I remembered this channel :-)
Glad you’ve gotten way bigger and got what you deserve!
I’ve always loved your humor and video style, keep it up!
🤣🤣I can't stop laughing at the idea of a full-blown, Universal-style, movie logo opening that just says "Unwatchable Garbage"
E
Or the 20th Century Fox skylights and fanfare...
marvel movies
The disney castle logo opening, with the music and everything
lmaoo
You've basically perfectly simulated the process of Disney movies.
Pump out as many as possible with lots of marketing, even if the movies are complete trash
And then buy out other studios
And clone actors of course
@@hatty2450 So all the competition is you.
This was my first thought too
@@alu2901 "We don't have a monopoly, what about all those other studios?" *points to several mirrors
Knowing that Josh is a script supervisor makes the jokes he makes about writers so much funnier. XD
he is? where did he say that
citation required.
he is?
@@thebluehat6814 Even if he isn't, he technically is. I'm pretty sure he does write his own scripts, lol! That make him his own supervisor which is akin to putting the fox in charge of guarding the henhouse!
@@thebluehat6814 there is video of him on UA-cam, being introduced by a director on something he was working on. Someone pointed him to the video of him, and he confirmed that it is him, and that he really doesn't care that it's out there.
AGCOB had me in tears, 10/10, saw it 25 times at the cinema, then went home and watched 10hour paint drying videos on YT... My life is complete.
Didn't think this game would go for that amount of realism, but this makes total sense. So many movies are complete garbage but make a ton of money because they're hyped to the sky
and people don't ask for refunds after getting scammed
if josh was capable of starting an organ trafficking ring in a hospital sim, he definitely would start one
35 secs ago is secsds
nobody let him play Rimworld
I want to see this now.
Ok Lets Game It Out, I'll be gone for a few minutes but I'll be back don't worry.
5 minutes later
Hi I'm back... What did you do!?
Josh: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"
It’s amazing (and also slightly concerning) that Josh’s thumbnails and titles are never clickbait
He never needs to make stuff up because everything he does and creates in these games are already so crazy
I am all here for it
Dude for real, I always know I'm in for a wild ride
Think of how many human rights violations Josh committed in one video.
First, he made Latelife McCrisis reshoot the same scene over and over for nearly 3 straight years with no breaks. 22:32-22:39
He cloned the same people several times over without their consent for cheap labor.
Not only did Josh pay them nearly nothing, but he also made them work 24/7 with no food or rest, ever.
Wouldn't it also be considered elder abuse to make 92 year olds work 24/7.
Unwatchable Garbage is not a movie studio, it's a torture camp for unskilled workers.💀
"Help! Im stuck in the bathroom!!"
"Which one?"
meanwhile, the neighbour: "DOOR STUCK! DOOR! STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
You literally became Disney.
Producing slop, abusing workers, focusing everything on marketing, and buying up other studios.
I thought the same thing omg 😂
Disney as run by Uve Boll.
Disney would never hire old people!
But it worked, didn’t it?
@@Dude-vq3oeOnly because of the legacy modern Disney started with, the game is a bit more forgiving.
Man "Disney Simulator" was a wild ride, another classic episode from Josh
I can’t get over hiring someone, firing them, rehiring them and then acting like they chose to come back on their own, it’s hilarious
23:23 I would watch a movie about an astronaut with a hatchet in a dungeon.
Who wouldn't
This needs to get in production asap 😂
27:15 “I created and hired a character named Crying Inside. That’s how you know he works in marketing.”
I feel seen.
Josh's mantra is basically, "If there's a will, there's a maze" and I think that's just beautiful
This really went from Claustrophobic studios to owning the earth's moviemaking business
That's the inherent flaw with games like this and game dev tycoon. What you do doesn't really impact your score, it's all too arbitrary.
You can make a blockbuster by filming a corner for an hour if you tick the right boxes, or you could spend days finely crafting a scene only for the game to tell you it is garbage.
Isn't that the same with movies now? As long as you tick boxes, people will pay to watch garbage.
Perfect simulation of the real industry.
Kind of like real life 😅
Hopefully there's a DLC for this where you can take a beloved ghost franchise and destroy it with an all-female version, fake reviews, and terrible jokes.
Yes, I had the same thought. It looks like a really detailed and well made game, and I really like the idea of these kind of business games, but what boxes I click and what sliders I move in what direction just doesn't have an impact because the simulation is not deep enough. Josh just proved it, making me loose interest.
It is quite impressive how much he sabotages himself in these videos and yet still somehow manages to succeed at the end, prehaps chaos is the key to success.
he just proves how poorly the game is programed because no one expects him to make like 100 movies at once and have tons of marketing to over hype it. I would love to see him play some of the best designed games and see how he can break them as well. Although his Sims videos were fun.
I am very confused. Josh usually plays games in a wacky over the top manner, but for some reason, he played this one as realistically as possible?
Because that's the only way to make profits. 😂
What video were you watching? There was nothing out of the ordinary.
im pretty sure that's the problem @@Darvid08
@@Darvid08This is the reality of the film industry
@@Darvid08 What comment were you reading? That's exactly what he said?
Of all the shenanigans in this video, the funniest part is how long it takes him to realize advertising is kind of important for movie studios
The lady who delivereed the script but was left with life changing anxiety was way too real LMAO
Like, I'm pretty sure this video showcased the Wizard of Oz behind the scenes production
That and this is also just modern Disney
Except that wizard of Oz was good. I second the other guy who likened Josh’s studio to Disney
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro the wizard of oz was good, but research the production of that movie, every actor received an injury of some sort
@@JeremyMaldonadoSTKalso cancer, lots and lots of cancer.
@@JohnBrown-tw2qi The snow was Abestos :)
21:07 plot for alien geriatrics crying over books: alien dances in front of the camera and aliens fight the hospital and someone was doing cpr and sees flames and earthquake. The end.
LGIT starter pack:
An absurd amount of money in the title.
A floor plan that would make any engineer vomit.
Ridiculously sized rooms.
Long ahh hallways.
And last but the least,
Bathroom put in horrible places.
And is there a limit, don’t forget that
Don't forget:
Specific mechanics that Josh figures out how to abuse to reach the highest level
Strange additions or objects that Josh puts most effort into, be it a tall forest of non-trees, excess, or something else.
An NPC (ordinarily Grace) suffering
modern Hollywood
No no he's got a point
Don't forget the sky bridges
Bro accidently made disney...
love seeing 16 seconds ago and not three months
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Real!
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Erm actually it was three weeks ago not month 🤓
21:07 This is one of rare occaisions where Josh laughs instead of giggling, and its amazing as always
he reminds me of homelander
I love that two of the reviews at 23:41 reference the movie being unwatchable, as if that's not exactly what the studio said it was going to be making from day 1
I just love his genuine laughter at 21:06 😂
"Well maintained lots" = 300 toilets forming a maze. 😂
The degree to which this game's absolute jank accurately depicts the IRL movie industry is both shocking and depressing
I like that the first 24 minutes of this video is basically just figuring out the Blumhouse method. Dirt cheap actors on dirt cheap sets pumping out films as fast and cheap as possible, making profit because it's hard not to when something is so cheap to make.
You know the film industry is insane when they looked at Joshs place and said "Yah, that place is great for employees." What kind of evil deranged working conditions could make Joshs place look good?
Not enough toilets.
Love this invulnerable staff that you simply can't destroy. No food, no sleep, unsatisfied, not going home, not growing older - yet still standing and kicking. My sims should learn some tricks.
Another true classic. I like how you pulled a disney at the end and just bought up the competition.
This video had a better ending than some movies I’ve seen, like the antagonist… winning? That rarely happens… *what do you mean ‘Josh is the protagonist’?!?*
Josh is definitely the antagonist in every game he plays
As someone who does a lot of community theatre and student short films I can confidently say this is nicer that 90% of the studios of seen
Aw man, "stall-way" was staring you in the face (literally, as usual) and you passed! 😂
Anyone remember an older game called "The Movies"? 2005 ish? Glad to see something spiritually similar.
The Movies is on abandonware, but it's a process to get it working right....
Also, I absolutely love how Josh can play a game absolutely incorrectly and make absurd amounts of money.
I loved that game.
Still runs fine though. But it is indeed sad that Lionhead was one of the studios Microsoft killed, they made good games.
I kind of missed Lionhead. To think back, The Movies was kind of revolutionary to other simulation games (The Sims 2 era). And sadly, this game is like an update patch to The Movies 🤷🏽
P/S: Black & White is legendary.
This was driving me crazy, I was so sure I'd seen this game before.
I can't help but feel your studio is a great representation of what we can expect from a era of ai content creation.
He did it. He cracked the modern film industry. This is exactly how it works.
He recreated Disney by spamming shows and buy other studios
I don't know what kind of PC I expected Josh to have, but having at least 60GB of RAM is something I really should have seen coming.
his videos may take a few weeks, but each one is a gem
2:53
Him: "I know that people r going to hate this, but Im sure some people will love it, I KNOW I DO!"
Me: Im with ur "I LOVE IT!"
Josh really went full circle here. He worked for movies and now he gets to play a movie-making sim.
He worked for movies?
@@scottl.1568 He did, he was in the Script and Continuity department for almost all of the movies he worked on. Infamous examples of the movies he worked on are Deus Ex Machina (2010), Friends and Lovers (2010), and the Lamp (2010), which was infamously reviewed by Danny Gonzalez.
@@testchannel8151probably lost his job because he's white
Still better production value than Netflix originals
29:10 Let's just buy out everybody!
Disney: "Write that down!"
All lore? No Dialogue? No Story? All the conflict? Careful you're getting close to making a Fromsoft game.
Pretty sure that's exactly what Disney does at the moment...
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Plus some woke propaganda
@@ezekielanderson9055hurrr woke
@ezekielanderson9055 - not really propaganda as it's more of a poor attempt at pandering.
Like how all the corpos 'support' Pride month only for that month and then goes back to discriminating as soon as it's over. It's all fake.
@@adasgigulka7389 how is your reply 3 hours old on a 1 hour old comment?
"If their job was to do everything wrong, then they succeeded."
That is, in the context of a Let's Game It Out video, a pretty high compliment.
Can we just appreciate the LGIO has never clickbaited us 😂
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Here's a funny thing: i came back to the video to kinda rewatch it, but since i already did, there was a 5 min "checkpoint" and whilst i was 10seconding back i zoned out,and turns out if you repeatedly press the key, the intro is no longer "Hey there, it's Josh" but "He he he e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e" and it can go for quite a while
Geriatrics 114: We have been abandoned by a god who hates us.
Geriatrics 666: wrath of satans call
As someone who is in the art department of film my heart hurt when he said “maybe you don’t need them to make a film” 😭
Artgo be like:
Serious talk, this game is amazing in how you can customise the scenes. Thanks for showing it off, even when it was really funny and I was laughing all the time I can still see how much the devs put in to make a complicated thing work seamlessly.
As I was watching this, I had the horrific realization, this is exactly what Asylum hopes will happen.
Dude I hope the content you make has made you a rich man. You deserve millions. I don’t give a crap about Hollywood and movies they are no good anymore, but I check your channel every day to make sure I didn’t miss a video the day you make one. You are truly entertaining. Especially for a guy who never shows his face. You’re awesome brother. Keep on keeping on.
18:25 Oh yeah, the classic "+1 decoration for any item even though it's just 1000 bathroom stalls"
I love the task manager insights into Josh. Obviously it's those edge windows destroying your RAM!
This game brings back memories of The Movies, and I am absolutely buying it, right now! I wonder if it can be modded like the movies? Boy I miss that game
i would 100% watch a movie if it was called "violent geriatrics huggin & kissin" and it was rated G
edit: i would watch any of these because of the name
people are still talking about the deep meaning of the repeated scenes.
I've never seen more accurate representation of the Disney studios than this
20:43 actually footage from the set of “Rust”
Ok it was one of the funnier videos I have seen in a while, or maybe I am the most depressed I have been in a while, but I have enjoyed it a lot! Thanks!
11:00 my brother in Christ, you've just made Twilight
Bro that poor other actor having a wall chosen over them for the kiss scene 20:32
after watching the entire video with 2.3 seconds i can say that this is a certified LGIO classic
Josh is like the best game tester of all time - he spends hours finding bugs for a video, and the creators get to fix them (hopefully) after he completely breaks the entire game
Sometimes I get worried Josh is doing something normally, then I remember it’s Josh
"because in the bathroom it's always showtime!" 🤣
Jeez you should have named the studio Walt Disney Films inc.! Cause you make nothing but crap, pay people nothing, have huge marketing campaigns to inflate expectations, and make billions you use to just buy up everyone that competes! 😃
At least Disney had their Golden age...
@@CodecrafterArtemis fair enough... If Walter knew what was happening now he'd be ashamed... Probably.
@@anshaar. snow white kinda had cake
RIP Lucasfilm
10:55 No lore, dialogue, story or atmosphere? He's making Twilight
Nice one
Josh you are a beast and I just want you to know I love your videos and the absolute incomprehensible amount of creativity and just freaking dedication you put into your videos. This comment doesn’t say enough about the joy you bring me and others. You are an amazing content creator and I cant wait to see more.
This man makes even the characters in horror games/movies fear their life. You cannot fight me on this.