I Made $114,127,975,963 by Exploiting the Public and Collapsing the Film Industry - Blockbuster Inc

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  • @polarsbear668
    @polarsbear668 6 місяців тому +4043

    Imagine being the writer: everyone around you gets cloned, and your boss just gives you piles upon piles of blank scripts for 12+ movies with the exact same name. Actually Illiterate is the most important person in this whole operation: $984 salary, 24 years of backbreaking constant scriptwriting for hundreds of cheap cashgrabs.

    • @Ryan-hn1it
      @Ryan-hn1it 6 місяців тому +478

      “Hey, this is Disney, we’ve got another Star Wars and we think you’d be great for it”

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 місяців тому +97

      If the writer is also the producer and main actor, than it's just Steven Seagal...

    • @JaCWel
      @JaCWel 6 місяців тому +170

      Ms. Illiterate doesn't even know what a writers strike is. She just buckled down and showed Hollywood whose boss

    • @Poinsettia-Greenie
      @Poinsettia-Greenie 6 місяців тому +105

      She should’ve been called Grace for all her troubles, lol

    • @tahvohck
      @tahvohck 6 місяців тому +82

      She started at 20, so actually it was 74 years of scriptwriting. Yay!

  • @authenticbanana9505
    @authenticbanana9505 6 місяців тому +6409

    The year is 2033. The news has played the 473rd consecutive "Geriatric 27: Oh Thank Heaven" trailer instead of the ongoing nuclear war over advertising rights. You try to go to sleep, but the incessant knocking of the door to door movie promoters keeps you awake until 2:00 am, when the repurposed air raid sirens blast out the same teaser soundbites that you've heard thousands of times by now, just like they do every hour. You shove your head into your pillow and finally manage to rest. The instant your eyes close, you receive crystal clear dreams of a 90-year-old man pretending to be stabbed in a fire. You decide to preorder 19 tickets for release day and dozens more for the following week. There is no escape.

    • @lurgee1706
      @lurgee1706 6 місяців тому +675

      The concept of super intrusive ads that can only be stopped by buying the product sounds so realistic the comment kinda stops being funny. We're lucky the tech is not there yet.

    • @SilverThePeacemaker
      @SilverThePeacemaker 6 місяців тому +264

      1984 levels of advertising right there.

    • @fallencyano9015
      @fallencyano9015 6 місяців тому +172

      ​@@lurgee1706 if the ads now dont stop when youve very obviously purchased something, whats to say that super intrusisve ads wouldnt stop in the future?

    • @raidcrhonos
      @raidcrhonos 6 місяців тому +118

      Bro your comment gave such a laughing fit I'm actually in tears

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern 6 місяців тому +61

      This had me rolling, I think the door to door movie promoters was my favorite part

  • @barrenwolfsbane
    @barrenwolfsbane 6 місяців тому +8235

    The bus dropped them off at 1:00 in the morning because none of them wanted to be seen walking into the studio

    • @Jamato-sUn
      @Jamato-sUn 6 місяців тому +257

      Thanks, I'm laughing and crying imagining it

    • @TheDapperDog333
      @TheDapperDog333 6 місяців тому +90

      This needs a pin

    • @Very_Rando_person
      @Very_Rando_person 6 місяців тому +25

      Exactly

    • @Dondash08
      @Dondash08 6 місяців тому +75

      They also have fake names and are constantly being reproduced and cloned. Wow, that's just the best legal actions!

    • @eyeballus
      @eyeballus 6 місяців тому +8

      That tracks

  • @Geneveroth
    @Geneveroth 5 місяців тому +1209

    I worked in the film industry as a crew member for 15 years, and I can confirm this is a HIGHLY accurate depiction of my job.

    • @Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO
      @Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO 3 місяці тому +13

      same

    • @curie1420
      @curie1420 2 місяці тому +25

      damn you must be a gazillionaire right now

    • @Geneveroth
      @Geneveroth 2 місяці тому +8

      @@curie1420 totally super rich for sure

    • @flumpyofdoom
      @flumpyofdoom 2 місяці тому +8

      Including the amount of toilets? 😮

    • @Geneveroth
      @Geneveroth 2 місяці тому +23

      @@flumpyofdoom actually this shows a smaller amount than real life. The film industry is mostly just toilets.

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 6 місяців тому +1572

    As someone who used to work at an office with exactly 4 toilets for 120 people, I can appreciate a hallway of toilets more than most.

  • @loglog7
    @loglog7 6 місяців тому +2061

    "A mockery of the movie industry"
    Josh in tears: it's just what I was going for!

  • @themightyswindian
    @themightyswindian 6 місяців тому +1714

    Josh actually recreated the formula for any current movie franchise: Ignore the reviews and focus on marketing and ticket sales. Gotta add shareholder value!

    • @Shane0622
      @Shane0622 5 місяців тому +97

      That's what I was thinking when he said "oh I see how this game works" lol. Like no Josh, you see how the movie industry works currently lmao. IRL representation lol

    • @JhonsonMoore-fb9zp
      @JhonsonMoore-fb9zp 5 місяців тому +19

      Spider man, Inside out 2, those are good modern movies

    • @sonicmastersword8080
      @sonicmastersword8080 5 місяців тому +12

      And then people just stopped going to movies that no one wanted to see.

    • @marktheshark5733
      @marktheshark5733 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah I realized mid way through he just figured out the strategy of modern day studios

  • @Wall_E.
    @Wall_E. 5 місяців тому +417

    I'm genuinely impressed how this guy can take the most absurd offsetting approach to these games but somehow finds a way to beat them 10 times over

  • @thatgarryman9400
    @thatgarryman9400 6 місяців тому +884

    I just love how Geriatrics Huggin and Kissin's only buildup is the climax stunt, which is quite literally somebody jumpin and fallin over and over again. It has nothing to do with its title, it doesn't have music, it doesn't have any character development at all, and it still got some points. My life is now complete.

    • @Asolariot
      @Asolariot 5 місяців тому +33

      What are you talking about? That was the best comedy I've ever seen in my life. Stop hating on Geriatrics huggin and kissin! It's my childhood!

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Asolariot both of you are fake fans. the movie is called Geriatrics Huggin *&* Kissin.

    • @HeatedBlizzard
      @HeatedBlizzard 2 місяці тому +12

      @@TheBodyEuphoric EVERYONE is false, the movie is "*Violent* Geriatrics Huggin & Kissin"

    • @josku5
      @josku5 Місяць тому +3

      Quite the artfull take if I may say so myself

  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  6 місяців тому +9857

    Is there such a thing as TOO much shaky cam?

  • @ram_stick_samurai
    @ram_stick_samurai 6 місяців тому +7268

    Imagine just driving and a giant empty lot with a sign saying "UNWATCHABLE GARBAGE" appears out of the corner of your eye.

    • @darkfire420YT
      @darkfire420YT 6 місяців тому +415

      yeah it's called Disney lol thanks it's nowhere near the 4.2k+ upvote the op got, but this is the most likes I've gotten.

    • @idkwhattonamemyselfsoyeah
      @idkwhattonamemyselfsoyeah 6 місяців тому +42

      Best studio name ever!

    • @ronnychristenjoyer6778
      @ronnychristenjoyer6778 6 місяців тому +2

      and a guy in an alien costume is being filmed shaking his wiener

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken 6 місяців тому +62

      @@darkfire420YT Glad someone else said it ^_^

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 6 місяців тому +41

      @@darkfire420YT Fair enough lol 😅🤣

  • @ReinLie
    @ReinLie 5 місяців тому +140

    Josh I’ve watched you for like 3 years now and this is got to be one of the most IRL fits of laughter I’ve had to suppress watching one of your videos. Keep up the good work my friend

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue 4 місяці тому +6

      Same here. The only thing that really got on the same amount of laughter was around The. Ultimate. PHONE!!! and that one time Josh was so happy that the game broke on him

  • @DJresnoGaming
    @DJresnoGaming 6 місяців тому +1161

    24:10 "Okay I think I now understand how this game works" No I think you now understand how the actual film industry works

    • @Conta_Minated
      @Conta_Minated 5 місяців тому +74

      Yep. It's all maximum hype with the minimum amount of effort possible. Who cares what the movie is about, what the name is or anything else really.

    • @johnElden8760
      @johnElden8760 5 місяців тому

      @@Conta_Minated effort - no, but they still spend fifty gorillion dollars on CGI every time

    • @thechronicler7461
      @thechronicler7461 3 місяці тому

      That says a lot of society really, people living in a consumerism society, where there's nothing to do except consuming junks and unwatchable garbage. Until the point that despite so many better movies exists out there, our attention span is so short we're left to consume over-hyped junk in fear of FOMO cause other people are doing the same. Then the unwatchable junk buys out every other good industry to produce the same junk that we consume on a day to day basis. Ironically, despite good movies exist, human prefers to consume junks simply because it takes shorter amount of time for gratification to kick in, like draugs. If the gratification is lost, we just move on to the next movie like how we consume tiktok vids.

  • @skeletonentertainment4201
    @skeletonentertainment4201 6 місяців тому +4010

    This is just an average week of an executive at Hollywood

    • @AK-qh6lr
      @AK-qh6lr 6 місяців тому +155

      Especially Disney

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 6 місяців тому +77

      @@AK-qh6lr And Warner Bros.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 6 місяців тому +6

      Yes

    • @Fruckert
      @Fruckert 6 місяців тому +16

      David Zaslav simulator

    • @FTChomp9980
      @FTChomp9980 6 місяців тому +13

      Accurate

  • @Jackgames1611
    @Jackgames1611 6 місяців тому +1235

    i love how despite the clickbait looking titles, none of his videos are clickbait, and most of the time just surpass our expectations on what he is going to do

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 5 місяців тому +98

      That's what makes him special he does exactly what it says on the tin even when the tin seems to be obviously fake

    • @stjeep
      @stjeep 5 місяців тому +56

      ​@@Streetcleanergamingi never doubt his titles anymore, he always finds a way to exploit games in hilarious ways

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 5 місяців тому +10

      Yeah then he actually does the exact thing mentioned in the title down to the ones place

    • @DaMartian
      @DaMartian 4 місяці тому +1

      Frisk

    • @mrbutthurt7341
      @mrbutthurt7341 3 місяці тому

      @@stjeep Fun Fact: there is an extension that removes the clickbait titles from a youtube videos, and most of his videos don't have that extension running on them. Meaning everyone that manages the extension don't need to remove clickbait, because there is no clickbait. The only videos affected are caught by the auto fixer, which removes all caps words in a title

  • @greatzillastudios5878
    @greatzillastudios5878 5 місяців тому +76

    The fact that he was able to be so successful by cloning people and working them to death is insane. Josh should come back to this game in the future.

  • @ericmrozek
    @ericmrozek 6 місяців тому +671

    >Unwatchable Garbage!
    >2010s!
    >Buying Every Major Studio In The Business!
    >All Of The Box Office Gross Is Based On Marketing!
    That's a little too on the nose, Josh. LMAO!

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 6 місяців тому +4362

    “Hey, bro, did you see Centennial 8 last night?”
    “Yeah! Honestly, it’s gotta be the best heist movi-“
    “Nono, the OTHER Centennial 8.”
    “The medieval thriller?”
    “No.”
    “The medieval horror?”
    “No.”
    “The cyberpunk romance?”
    “No!”
    “Oh, the alien thriller?”
    “Yeah!”
    “Nope, haven’t seen it.”

    • @CDL_Gaming
      @CDL_Gaming 6 місяців тому +133

      GOATed comment. lol

    • @kie330
      @kie330 6 місяців тому

      😂 Mak kau hijau.

    • @SomeGameEnjoyer123
      @SomeGameEnjoyer123 6 місяців тому +83

      You wouldn't have to wait for the next one you'd have to find it

    • @Kotorfreak
      @Kotorfreak 6 місяців тому +58

      I read this in Josh's voice. XD Top tier comment right here

    • @d.sadster5684
      @d.sadster5684 6 місяців тому +9

      lmao

  • @Vindallr
    @Vindallr 6 місяців тому +1100

    Honestly, I'd probably be down to watch a movie from a studio with the self awareness to name themselves "UNWATCHABLE GARBAGE"

    • @JTPCrusade
      @JTPCrusade 6 місяців тому +53

      Checkout the studio the Asylum. They're called that because only crazy and stupid people watch their movies since they are all low budget rip offs of whatever movie is coming out at the time.

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 3 місяці тому

      @@JTPCrusade So it might be better. Hope they remake Borderlands.

    • @bdo7765
      @bdo7765 3 місяці тому +5

      There was a jank / cheese horror studio called Full Moon Entertainment, and my friends and I used to watch their movies on weekends. They were terrible B movies and absolutely self aware. We laughed so hard. It was exactly the right fit for our collective sense of absurdity. (They're probably best known for Puppet Master, but they did more than 200 other movies you've never heard of. To my old group of friends, I think Dollman was pretty much peak FME.)

  • @fatomeme
    @fatomeme 5 місяців тому +60

    I just went through his old videos and all his: “Hey there it’s Josh welcome back to let’s game it out” get progressively happier and more energetic every new video

  • @Lord_Hengar
    @Lord_Hengar 6 місяців тому +1687

    Today I learned that Josh has a massive amount of RAM for his computer, which is probably an evolutionary adaptation.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 5 місяців тому +205

      he is dedicated to torturing the game as hard as he can. It can't take the easy way out anymore.

    • @Scrappydog2010
      @Scrappydog2010 5 місяців тому +7

      Nice

    • @lunasolem0
      @lunasolem0 5 місяців тому +13

      Hahaha he must have fried so many

    • @adamk-paxlogan7330
      @adamk-paxlogan7330 5 місяців тому +3

      Fr😂

    • @tackyinbention6248
      @tackyinbention6248 5 місяців тому +33

      And clearly its still not enough for the shenanigans he does

  • @privacyvalued4134
    @privacyvalued4134 6 місяців тому +773

    "2 Geriatric 2 Kissin." Nice. They don't have friends, they have *family.* This is the movie that an 85 year old Vin Diesel will make when he appears on the Hallmark channel.

    • @IceCenders
      @IceCenders 6 місяців тому +26

      Vin Diesel with an even more gravelly voice?! Hard to fathom.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 6 місяців тому +11

      @@IceCenders At that point, he could do voiceover work in animation as the sound of avalanches.

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 6 місяців тому

      @@IceCenderswait till you hear Phil anselmo

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 6 місяців тому

      @@MonkeyJedi99or Phil anselmo

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 6 місяців тому +515

    Someone call The Asylum. One of their inmates just posted their entire business model and called it a video game.

    • @chazchoo99
      @chazchoo99 5 місяців тому +17

      Most people here are comparing this to Disney. Glad to find another man of culture!

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 5 місяців тому +16

      @chazchoo99 Well, 'culture' might be a bit overly generous. I'm not gonna pretend that The Asylum makes _good_ movies.

  • @VexWerewolf
    @VexWerewolf 4 місяці тому +12

    14:23 "If their job was to do everything wrong, they succeeded."
    Never seen a game talk directly to Josh like this before.

  • @CinnaminiMax
    @CinnaminiMax 6 місяців тому +2035

    There should be a documentary about Josh. It could have a plot like: "Josh has just become CEO, his rival employee, Grace now knows what is going to happen. Does she quit and lose her only source of income or does she take the torture and make 3 cents an hour?"

    • @fatblackswan9461
      @fatblackswan9461 6 місяців тому +169

      Damn 3 cents an hour, must be one of josh's feeling generous day

    • @FuzzySomethings
      @FuzzySomethings 6 місяців тому +34

      That’s a lot of money.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 6 місяців тому +35

      Per DAY, friend. Per day!

    • @Matters-
      @Matters- 6 місяців тому +22

      @@itsjustme8947You mean century?

    • @aswabaqeel1572
      @aswabaqeel1572 6 місяців тому +2

      Eisdid9

  • @Technobabylon
    @Technobabylon 6 місяців тому +760

    No sleep, no food, and a maze to get in and out sounds like great conditions for the kind of consciousness-altering experiences that make great movie scripts!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому +9

      E‎ ‎

    • @Ballpitmaster
      @Ballpitmaster 6 місяців тому +1

      I should try that!

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 3 місяці тому +1

      i think you can achieve the same effect by using crack, or binge watching every videoes on youtube.

  • @AlexiosJG
    @AlexiosJG 6 місяців тому +337

    I’m an assistant director in Vancouver, and this is not just a fun game. This is a documentary on how Hollywood works.

    • @TheMASTER4real
      @TheMASTER4real 6 місяців тому +25

      We know lmao that the best part about this

    • @AlexiosJG
      @AlexiosJG 6 місяців тому +18

      @@TheMASTER4realit honestly hurts lol

    • @MarcoGruber
      @MarcoGruber 6 місяців тому +8

      The funny part is; even garbage movies can still be profitable over there. I'm a DIT in Switzerland, none of our movies are ever profitable. (Maybe a handful that break even) 😂

    • @JMCGP4
      @JMCGP4 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@MarcoGruber The USA has about 331 million people and big studios with massive marketing budgets. That’s why movies and other entertainment make a ton of money there - it’s mainly about having a huge audience and strong promotion.
      Switzerland, on the other hand, has only around 8 million people, so it's tougher to make big bucks. If you want to go international, you have to spend a lot on marketing, and it’s even more expensive if people aren’t familiar with the studio, actors, or culture. People usually stick with what they know. American culture is like a franchise that has spread worldwide, and they’ve been investing in propagating it for a long time. This makes it easier for US films to succeed globally.

    • @MarcoGruber
      @MarcoGruber 6 місяців тому +3

      @@JMCGP4 Yes, of course, it's an apple to oranges comparison. It's still amusing. 😀

  • @最も愚かな
    @最も愚かな 5 місяців тому +25

    Hey Josh! I used to watch you years ago and today I was thinking about old channels I used to watch and I remembered this channel :-)
    Glad you’ve gotten way bigger and got what you deserve!
    I’ve always loved your humor and video style, keep it up!

  • @SchediaStudios
    @SchediaStudios 6 місяців тому +412

    🤣🤣I can't stop laughing at the idea of a full-blown, Universal-style, movie logo opening that just says "Unwatchable Garbage"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому +3

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @tobiasjakobi4487
      @tobiasjakobi4487 6 місяців тому +20

      Or the 20th Century Fox skylights and fanfare...

    • @thomasawl
      @thomasawl 6 місяців тому +2

      marvel movies

    • @DevAmyArt
      @DevAmyArt 6 місяців тому +13

      The disney castle logo opening, with the music and everything

    • @dammmmyy
      @dammmmyy 6 місяців тому +1

      lmaoo

  • @armybird8887
    @armybird8887 6 місяців тому +928

    You've basically perfectly simulated the process of Disney movies.
    Pump out as many as possible with lots of marketing, even if the movies are complete trash

    • @hatty2450
      @hatty2450 6 місяців тому +166

      And then buy out other studios

    • @bootyman1867
      @bootyman1867 6 місяців тому

      And clone actors of course

    • @alu2901
      @alu2901 6 місяців тому +58

      ​@@hatty2450 So all the competition is you.

    • @dinguloid
      @dinguloid 6 місяців тому +16

      This was my first thought too

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand 6 місяців тому +61

      @@alu2901 "We don't have a monopoly, what about all those other studios?" *points to several mirrors

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl 6 місяців тому +675

    Knowing that Josh is a script supervisor makes the jokes he makes about writers so much funnier. XD

    • @thebluehat6814
      @thebluehat6814 6 місяців тому +63

      he is? where did he say that

    • @apuspeak8764
      @apuspeak8764 6 місяців тому +54

      citation required.

    • @hydroblobber
      @hydroblobber 6 місяців тому +7

      he is?

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 6 місяців тому +70

      @@thebluehat6814 Even if he isn't, he technically is. I'm pretty sure he does write his own scripts, lol! That make him his own supervisor which is akin to putting the fox in charge of guarding the henhouse!

    • @TacComControl
      @TacComControl 6 місяців тому +171

      @@thebluehat6814 there is video of him on UA-cam, being introduced by a director on something he was working on. Someone pointed him to the video of him, and he confirmed that it is him, and that he really doesn't care that it's out there.

  • @munchmandrifta
    @munchmandrifta 4 місяці тому +10

    AGCOB had me in tears, 10/10, saw it 25 times at the cinema, then went home and watched 10hour paint drying videos on YT... My life is complete.

  • @Shmebulokson
    @Shmebulokson 6 місяців тому +152

    Didn't think this game would go for that amount of realism, but this makes total sense. So many movies are complete garbage but make a ton of money because they're hyped to the sky

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 5 місяців тому +5

      and people don't ask for refunds after getting scammed

  • @raunavyadav9479
    @raunavyadav9479 6 місяців тому +789

    if josh was capable of starting an organ trafficking ring in a hospital sim, he definitely would start one

    • @cjldv1127
      @cjldv1127 6 місяців тому +4

      35 secs ago is secsds

    • @InTheBocksez
      @InTheBocksez 6 місяців тому +52

      nobody let him play Rimworld

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 6 місяців тому +4

      I want to see this now.

    • @Mr_Robster
      @Mr_Robster 6 місяців тому +9

      Ok Lets Game It Out, I'll be gone for a few minutes but I'll be back don't worry.
      5 minutes later
      Hi I'm back... What did you do!?

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 6 місяців тому +22

      Josh: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"

  • @ReynaNguyen-du6cm
    @ReynaNguyen-du6cm 6 місяців тому +102

    It’s amazing (and also slightly concerning) that Josh’s thumbnails and titles are never clickbait
    He never needs to make stuff up because everything he does and creates in these games are already so crazy
    I am all here for it

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 6 місяців тому +5

      Dude for real, I always know I'm in for a wild ride

  • @SilverThePeacemaker
    @SilverThePeacemaker 3 місяці тому +8

    Think of how many human rights violations Josh committed in one video.
    First, he made Latelife McCrisis reshoot the same scene over and over for nearly 3 straight years with no breaks. 22:32-22:39
    He cloned the same people several times over without their consent for cheap labor.
    Not only did Josh pay them nearly nothing, but he also made them work 24/7 with no food or rest, ever.
    Wouldn't it also be considered elder abuse to make 92 year olds work 24/7.
    Unwatchable Garbage is not a movie studio, it's a torture camp for unskilled workers.💀

  • @kingdomsbricks4762
    @kingdomsbricks4762 6 місяців тому +387

    "Help! Im stuck in the bathroom!!"
    "Which one?"

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 6 місяців тому +11

      meanwhile, the neighbour: "DOOR STUCK! DOOR! STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"

  • @absolutionis
    @absolutionis 6 місяців тому +363

    You literally became Disney.
    Producing slop, abusing workers, focusing everything on marketing, and buying up other studios.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 6 місяців тому +19

      I thought the same thing omg 😂

    • @jasonkay9345
      @jasonkay9345 6 місяців тому +6

      Disney as run by Uve Boll.

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th 6 місяців тому +1

      Disney would never hire old people!

    • @Dude-vq3oe
      @Dude-vq3oe 6 місяців тому +1

      But it worked, didn’t it?

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Dude-vq3oeOnly because of the legacy modern Disney started with, the game is a bit more forgiving.

  • @tatharamandil
    @tatharamandil 6 місяців тому +134

    Man "Disney Simulator" was a wild ride, another classic episode from Josh

  • @Oberatous-Udurabas
    @Oberatous-Udurabas 5 місяців тому +17

    I can’t get over hiring someone, firing them, rehiring them and then acting like they chose to come back on their own, it’s hilarious

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 місяців тому +257

    23:23 I would watch a movie about an astronaut with a hatchet in a dungeon.

    • @Democho
      @Democho 5 місяців тому +25

      Who wouldn't

    • @cobyvanzoelen5852
      @cobyvanzoelen5852 4 місяці тому +11

      This needs to get in production asap 😂

  • @IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar
    @IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar 6 місяців тому +165

    27:15 “I created and hired a character named Crying Inside. That’s how you know he works in marketing.”
    I feel seen.

  • @Likian5
    @Likian5 6 місяців тому +73

    Josh's mantra is basically, "If there's a will, there's a maze" and I think that's just beautiful

  • @joneyor6595
    @joneyor6595 5 місяців тому +35

    This really went from Claustrophobic studios to owning the earth's moviemaking business

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 6 місяців тому +189

    That's the inherent flaw with games like this and game dev tycoon. What you do doesn't really impact your score, it's all too arbitrary.
    You can make a blockbuster by filming a corner for an hour if you tick the right boxes, or you could spend days finely crafting a scene only for the game to tell you it is garbage.

    • @christopherbennett6571
      @christopherbennett6571 6 місяців тому +59

      Isn't that the same with movies now? As long as you tick boxes, people will pay to watch garbage.

    • @andrasbiro3007
      @andrasbiro3007 6 місяців тому +23

      Perfect simulation of the real industry.

    • @scottl.1568
      @scottl.1568 6 місяців тому +7

      Kind of like real life 😅

    • @soilcredibility
      @soilcredibility 6 місяців тому +3

      Hopefully there's a DLC for this where you can take a beloved ghost franchise and destroy it with an all-female version, fake reviews, and terrible jokes.

    • @Fenster134
      @Fenster134 Місяць тому +1

      Yes, I had the same thought. It looks like a really detailed and well made game, and I really like the idea of these kind of business games, but what boxes I click and what sliders I move in what direction just doesn't have an impact because the simulation is not deep enough. Josh just proved it, making me loose interest.

  • @PinkPokemon574
    @PinkPokemon574 6 місяців тому +77

    It is quite impressive how much he sabotages himself in these videos and yet still somehow manages to succeed at the end, prehaps chaos is the key to success.

    • @samhainnc9416
      @samhainnc9416 6 місяців тому +27

      he just proves how poorly the game is programed because no one expects him to make like 100 movies at once and have tons of marketing to over hype it. I would love to see him play some of the best designed games and see how he can break them as well. Although his Sims videos were fun.

  • @ADonutMan
    @ADonutMan 6 місяців тому +319

    I am very confused. Josh usually plays games in a wacky over the top manner, but for some reason, he played this one as realistically as possible?

    • @ExzelisGaming
      @ExzelisGaming 6 місяців тому +26

      Because that's the only way to make profits. 😂

    • @Darvid08
      @Darvid08 6 місяців тому +9

      What video were you watching? There was nothing out of the ordinary.

    • @sertater
      @sertater 6 місяців тому

      im pretty sure that's the problem ​@@Darvid08

    • @danielzane6714
      @danielzane6714 6 місяців тому +18

      @@Darvid08This is the reality of the film industry

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Darvid08 What comment were you reading? That's exactly what he said?

  • @dixitand11gaming64
    @dixitand11gaming64 5 місяців тому +13

    Of all the shenanigans in this video, the funniest part is how long it takes him to realize advertising is kind of important for movie studios

  • @JeremyMaldonadoSTK
    @JeremyMaldonadoSTK 6 місяців тому +323

    The lady who delivereed the script but was left with life changing anxiety was way too real LMAO
    Like, I'm pretty sure this video showcased the Wizard of Oz behind the scenes production

    • @AK-qh6lr
      @AK-qh6lr 6 місяців тому +20

      That and this is also just modern Disney

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 6 місяців тому +4

      Except that wizard of Oz was good. I second the other guy who likened Josh’s studio to Disney

    • @JeremyMaldonadoSTK
      @JeremyMaldonadoSTK 6 місяців тому +22

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro the wizard of oz was good, but research the production of that movie, every actor received an injury of some sort

    • @JohnBrown-tw2qi
      @JohnBrown-tw2qi 6 місяців тому +15

      @@JeremyMaldonadoSTKalso cancer, lots and lots of cancer.

    • @dogdog357
      @dogdog357 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@JohnBrown-tw2qi The snow was Abestos :)

  • @evildeathbee2539
    @evildeathbee2539 6 місяців тому +64

    21:07 plot for alien geriatrics crying over books: alien dances in front of the camera and aliens fight the hospital and someone was doing cpr and sees flames and earthquake. The end.

  • @DerpKarp
    @DerpKarp 6 місяців тому +436

    LGIT starter pack:
    An absurd amount of money in the title.
    A floor plan that would make any engineer vomit.
    Ridiculously sized rooms.
    Long ahh hallways.
    And last but the least,
    Bathroom put in horrible places.

    • @Moronity746
      @Moronity746 6 місяців тому +51

      And is there a limit, don’t forget that

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 6 місяців тому +49

      Don't forget:
      Specific mechanics that Josh figures out how to abuse to reach the highest level
      Strange additions or objects that Josh puts most effort into, be it a tall forest of non-trees, excess, or something else.
      An NPC (ordinarily Grace) suffering

    • @DavidDrouant
      @DavidDrouant 6 місяців тому +10

      modern Hollywood

    • @NeonGames68230
      @NeonGames68230 6 місяців тому +3

      No no he's got a point

    • @dakkath414
      @dakkath414 6 місяців тому +7

      Don't forget the sky bridges

  • @HyzerSociety
    @HyzerSociety Місяць тому +30

    Bro accidently made disney...

  • @Themanwhosoldtheworld-n6l
    @Themanwhosoldtheworld-n6l 6 місяців тому +694

    love seeing 16 seconds ago and not three months

  • @admirallazuli
    @admirallazuli 6 місяців тому +56

    21:07 This is one of rare occaisions where Josh laughs instead of giggling, and its amazing as always

  • @kavlan453
    @kavlan453 6 місяців тому +20

    I love that two of the reviews at 23:41 reference the movie being unwatchable, as if that's not exactly what the studio said it was going to be making from day 1

  • @la4251
    @la4251 2 місяці тому +5

    I just love his genuine laughter at 21:06 😂

  • @archtansterpg4246
    @archtansterpg4246 6 місяців тому +53

    "Well maintained lots" = 300 toilets forming a maze. 😂

  • @dicerson9976
    @dicerson9976 6 місяців тому +26

    The degree to which this game's absolute jank accurately depicts the IRL movie industry is both shocking and depressing

  • @Winasaurus
    @Winasaurus 4 місяці тому +3

    I like that the first 24 minutes of this video is basically just figuring out the Blumhouse method. Dirt cheap actors on dirt cheap sets pumping out films as fast and cheap as possible, making profit because it's hard not to when something is so cheap to make.

  • @johnjohnjohnson7720
    @johnjohnjohnson7720 6 місяців тому +74

    You know the film industry is insane when they looked at Joshs place and said "Yah, that place is great for employees." What kind of evil deranged working conditions could make Joshs place look good?

  • @reticent6120
    @reticent6120 6 місяців тому +24

    Love this invulnerable staff that you simply can't destroy. No food, no sleep, unsatisfied, not going home, not growing older - yet still standing and kicking. My sims should learn some tricks.

  • @graeme.davidson
    @graeme.davidson 6 місяців тому +33

    Another true classic. I like how you pulled a disney at the end and just bought up the competition.

  • @nutsi3
    @nutsi3 5 місяців тому +26

    This video had a better ending than some movies I’ve seen, like the antagonist… winning? That rarely happens… *what do you mean ‘Josh is the protagonist’?!?*

    • @m-vi-yoh
      @m-vi-yoh 4 місяці тому +3

      Josh is definitely the antagonist in every game he plays

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam 6 місяців тому +25

    As someone who does a lot of community theatre and student short films I can confidently say this is nicer that 90% of the studios of seen

  • @ODUBlue
    @ODUBlue 6 місяців тому +37

    Aw man, "stall-way" was staring you in the face (literally, as usual) and you passed! 😂

  • @markw3215
    @markw3215 6 місяців тому +55

    Anyone remember an older game called "The Movies"? 2005 ish? Glad to see something spiritually similar.
    The Movies is on abandonware, but it's a process to get it working right....
    Also, I absolutely love how Josh can play a game absolutely incorrectly and make absurd amounts of money.

    •  6 місяців тому +9

      I loved that game.

    • @PiddeBas
      @PiddeBas 6 місяців тому +9

      Still runs fine though. But it is indeed sad that Lionhead was one of the studios Microsoft killed, they made good games.

    • @kadirbasri
      @kadirbasri 6 місяців тому +4

      I kind of missed Lionhead. To think back, The Movies was kind of revolutionary to other simulation games (The Sims 2 era). And sadly, this game is like an update patch to The Movies 🤷🏽
      P/S: Black & White is legendary.

    • @TalkingSkullStudios
      @TalkingSkullStudios 6 місяців тому

      This was driving me crazy, I was so sure I'd seen this game before.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 20 днів тому +2

    I can't help but feel your studio is a great representation of what we can expect from a era of ai content creation.

  • @jayglenn837
    @jayglenn837 6 місяців тому +55

    He did it. He cracked the modern film industry. This is exactly how it works.

    • @Haskellerz
      @Haskellerz 6 місяців тому +8

      He recreated Disney by spamming shows and buy other studios

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 6 місяців тому +24

    I don't know what kind of PC I expected Josh to have, but having at least 60GB of RAM is something I really should have seen coming.

  • @thousandguy
    @thousandguy 6 місяців тому +57

    his videos may take a few weeks, but each one is a gem

  • @travishauschildt1854
    @travishauschildt1854 15 днів тому +1

    2:53
    Him: "I know that people r going to hate this, but Im sure some people will love it, I KNOW I DO!"
    Me: Im with ur "I LOVE IT!"

  • @testchannel8151
    @testchannel8151 6 місяців тому +73

    Josh really went full circle here. He worked for movies and now he gets to play a movie-making sim.

    • @scottl.1568
      @scottl.1568 6 місяців тому +7

      He worked for movies?

    • @testchannel8151
      @testchannel8151 6 місяців тому +10

      @@scottl.1568 He did, he was in the Script and Continuity department for almost all of the movies he worked on. Infamous examples of the movies he worked on are Deus Ex Machina (2010), Friends and Lovers (2010), and the Lamp (2010), which was infamously reviewed by Danny Gonzalez.

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 5 місяців тому

      ​@@testchannel8151probably lost his job because he's white

  • @NewSchattenRayquaza
    @NewSchattenRayquaza 6 місяців тому +67

    Still better production value than Netflix originals

  • @crazycookie4645
    @crazycookie4645 6 місяців тому +23

    29:10 Let's just buy out everybody!
    Disney: "Write that down!"

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx Місяць тому +5

    All lore? No Dialogue? No Story? All the conflict? Careful you're getting close to making a Fromsoft game.

  • @fruitsalatwithfruit
    @fruitsalatwithfruit 6 місяців тому +116

    Pretty sure that's exactly what Disney does at the moment...

    • @adasgigulka7389
      @adasgigulka7389 6 місяців тому +4

      Fr

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 6 місяців тому +15

      Plus some woke propaganda

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ezekielanderson9055hurrr woke

    • @MezzoForte4
      @MezzoForte4 6 місяців тому

      @ezekielanderson9055 - not really propaganda as it's more of a poor attempt at pandering.
      Like how all the corpos 'support' Pride month only for that month and then goes back to discriminating as soon as it's over. It's all fake.

    • @queenthefangirl268
      @queenthefangirl268 6 місяців тому

      @@adasgigulka7389 how is your reply 3 hours old on a 1 hour old comment?

  • @booxmowo2684
    @booxmowo2684 6 місяців тому +8

    "If their job was to do everything wrong, then they succeeded."
    That is, in the context of a Let's Game It Out video, a pretty high compliment.

  • @justhearmeout3959
    @justhearmeout3959 6 місяців тому +71

    Can we just appreciate the LGIO has never clickbaited us 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 6 місяців тому

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    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 6 місяців тому +1

      @@EEEEEEEE E

  • @slendyfia_9497
    @slendyfia_9497 4 місяці тому +4

    Here's a funny thing: i came back to the video to kinda rewatch it, but since i already did, there was a 5 min "checkpoint" and whilst i was 10seconding back i zoned out,and turns out if you repeatedly press the key, the intro is no longer "Hey there, it's Josh" but "He he he e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e" and it can go for quite a while

  • @R4yj4ck
    @R4yj4ck 6 місяців тому +29

    Geriatrics 114: We have been abandoned by a god who hates us.

  • @catherinekraack1687
    @catherinekraack1687 6 місяців тому +51

    As someone who is in the art department of film my heart hurt when he said “maybe you don’t need them to make a film” 😭

  • @wormsblink2887
    @wormsblink2887 6 місяців тому +5

    Serious talk, this game is amazing in how you can customise the scenes. Thanks for showing it off, even when it was really funny and I was laughing all the time I can still see how much the devs put in to make a complicated thing work seamlessly.

  • @FrostiKing
    @FrostiKing 2 місяці тому +4

    As I was watching this, I had the horrific realization, this is exactly what Asylum hopes will happen.

  • @robertwilko5276
    @robertwilko5276 6 місяців тому +5

    Dude I hope the content you make has made you a rich man. You deserve millions. I don’t give a crap about Hollywood and movies they are no good anymore, but I check your channel every day to make sure I didn’t miss a video the day you make one. You are truly entertaining. Especially for a guy who never shows his face. You’re awesome brother. Keep on keeping on.

  • @igorporfiirio4915
    @igorporfiirio4915 6 місяців тому +11

    18:25 Oh yeah, the classic "+1 decoration for any item even though it's just 1000 bathroom stalls"

  • @flyordieinafire
    @flyordieinafire 6 місяців тому +11

    I love the task manager insights into Josh. Obviously it's those edge windows destroying your RAM!

  • @captainchaos6628
    @captainchaos6628 5 місяців тому +7

    This game brings back memories of The Movies, and I am absolutely buying it, right now! I wonder if it can be modded like the movies? Boy I miss that game

  • @lttgames4456
    @lttgames4456 6 місяців тому +39

    i would 100% watch a movie if it was called "violent geriatrics huggin & kissin" and it was rated G
    edit: i would watch any of these because of the name

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 місяців тому +2

      people are still talking about the deep meaning of the repeated scenes.

  • @testchannel8151
    @testchannel8151 6 місяців тому +38

    I've never seen more accurate representation of the Disney studios than this

  • @Sloshy_garage
    @Sloshy_garage 6 місяців тому +15

    20:43 actually footage from the set of “Rust”

  • @justaregularguy3071
    @justaregularguy3071 5 місяців тому +6

    Ok it was one of the funnier videos I have seen in a while, or maybe I am the most depressed I have been in a while, but I have enjoyed it a lot! Thanks!

  • @elduquecaradura1468
    @elduquecaradura1468 6 місяців тому +15

    11:00 my brother in Christ, you've just made Twilight

  • @Craggleman
    @Craggleman 6 місяців тому +22

    Bro that poor other actor having a wall chosen over them for the kiss scene 20:32

  • @flyncent4718
    @flyncent4718 6 місяців тому +31

    after watching the entire video with 2.3 seconds i can say that this is a certified LGIO classic

  • @Wildgames5
    @Wildgames5 5 місяців тому +2

    Josh is like the best game tester of all time - he spends hours finding bugs for a video, and the creators get to fix them (hopefully) after he completely breaks the entire game

  • @Painfulpaper
    @Painfulpaper 6 місяців тому +15

    Sometimes I get worried Josh is doing something normally, then I remember it’s Josh

  • @anshaar.
    @anshaar. 6 місяців тому +46

    "because in the bathroom it's always showtime!" 🤣
    Jeez you should have named the studio Walt Disney Films inc.! Cause you make nothing but crap, pay people nothing, have huge marketing campaigns to inflate expectations, and make billions you use to just buy up everyone that competes! 😃

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 5 місяців тому +3

      At least Disney had their Golden age...

    • @anshaar.
      @anshaar. 5 місяців тому +2

      @@CodecrafterArtemis fair enough... If Walter knew what was happening now he'd be ashamed... Probably.

    • @walloflight
      @walloflight 5 місяців тому +1

      @@anshaar. snow white kinda had cake

    • @littlecheeser27
      @littlecheeser27 5 місяців тому +1

      RIP Lucasfilm

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 6 місяців тому +15

    10:55 No lore, dialogue, story or atmosphere? He's making Twilight

  • @tysencrofts2020
    @tysencrofts2020 5 місяців тому +2

    Josh you are a beast and I just want you to know I love your videos and the absolute incomprehensible amount of creativity and just freaking dedication you put into your videos. This comment doesn’t say enough about the joy you bring me and others. You are an amazing content creator and I cant wait to see more.

  • @youravaerageyoutubechannel8589
    @youravaerageyoutubechannel8589 6 місяців тому +7

    This man makes even the characters in horror games/movies fear their life. You cannot fight me on this.