AFC Over/Unders with Cousin Sal | The Bill Simmons Podcast
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal to have their annual Over/Unders podcast starting with the AFC.
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Timestamps
2:24 New York Jets
8:33 Buffalo Bills
14:42 Miami Dolphins
20:04 New England Patriots
27:14 Baltimore Ravens
32:06 Cincinnati Bengals
36:50 Cleveland Browns
41:04 Pittsburgh Steelers
46:18 Houston Texans
51:57 Jacksonville Jaguars
55:18 Indianapolis Colts
58:05 Tennessee Titans
1:04:09 Kansas City Chiefs
1:11:55 Los Angeles Chargers
1:16:17 Las Vegas Raiders
1:19:55 Denver Broncos
1:23:40 Playoff picture
Thank you dude.
“13 plus conceived… received” is funny as fuck
You caught that too 😂
So excited, it's Christmas time for 40 year old men with gambling addictions.
😂😂😂
HEY don’t say that…
bill and sal are in their 50s. their addictions are worse than the ones in their 40s.
I just turned 42 over the summer and I look forward to developing my addiction!
Double taked at Patrick Queen being the Ravens best defensive player lmao
Literally 4 players on that defense who are head and shoulder above him… one playing the same position!
You don’t watch this podcast for good takes lol
😂😂😂😂
Yeah, I had to re-wind that part to make sure that he actually said that. I swear that Sal doesn’t watch any NFL games other than his beloved Cowboys. 🤷🏻♂️🙄🤦🏻♂️
Patrick Queen is overrated. Sincerely, a Bills fan who watched Edmunds for a bunch of seasons.
Listening to this pod for 17 yrs straight, summer 2007 baby!
Insane to think Simmons has been a part of my life since I was like 14.
BS report on the subway fresh take hotline. Page 2. Guy is an institution at this point.
@FurdTurgeson I was there in those days..I remember!
Bill Simmons gets all his hot takes from /r/NFL....this makes SOOOO much sense
Windy steals hot takes and straight up analysis from Reddit too.
@@dearmas9068- When did Windy ever say that? 🤔🙄
@@johnbrowntheprophet he would never admit to it, obviously, but he does it constantly.
@@dearmas9068 - Where is your proof of that other than via pure speculation? 🤔🤷🏻♂️🙄🤦🏻♂️
@@johnbrowntheprophetgood lord, son...
I'm surprised some of you haven't noticed yet. You really just need to pay attention. Its pretty clear to see
Jets Bill Over Sal Under
Bills Bill Under Sal Over
Dolphins Bill Under Sal Over
Pats Bill Under Sal Over
Ravens Bill Over Sal Under
Bengals Bill Under Sal Under
Browns Bill Under Sal Over
Steelers Bill Over Sal Over
Texans Bill Over Sal Under
Jaguars Bill Over Sal Over
Colts Bill Under Sal Under
Titans Bill Under Sal Under
Chiefs Bill Over Sal Under
Chargers Bill Over Sal Over
Raiders Bill Under Sal Over
Broncos Bill Over Sal Under
Calling Patrick queen the best defensive player on a team with roquan smith, Kyle Hamilton and Justin madibuke makes me question if Sal watches games outside the nfc east.
Patrick queen wasn’t a top 3 player on that defense. He’s not a top 5 LB, probably not top 10 either. Overrated player that had one good season.
I had to rewind to make sure my ears wasn’t playing games with me
Ravens defense hierarchy: 1. ROQUON 2. Hamilton 3. Madubieke 4. Marcus (when healthy trust me) 5. Then queen at best but marlon could still be here and probably will be. Literally hasn't watched a ravens game apparently
Not even the best player at his position on the defense, lol.
Patrick Queen was better than Roquan and it’s not debatable. Ravens fans that don’t know football are the worst
That time of the year again!!!!
Did he call Patrick Queen the Ravens best defensive player last year? 😂😂😂
I figured out why Deshaun sucks now. He hasn’t had a massage in four years. Dudes so tense out there.
He better start rapin’ again.
He doesn't though...
He just called Patrick Queen our best defensive player 😂😂😂. 11 wins is our floor with Lamar healthy, say what you want about playoffs, he leads us in the regular season
Harbaugh purposely getting his team stuck in that elevator is a really good conspiracy theory 😂
Less than 1 minute in and Bill shouts out the NBAWhole podcast! Shout out Huey!
I had a friend who had a gambling addiction and he was always so confident, even when he was broke and trying to borrow money to "win it all back". Listening to Sal reminds me of him
Sal had more polite words for Deshaun Watson than ARod. I’ve heard enough from him.
Everyone hates those two and act like it makes them a better person. It’s weird tbh
Damn right, don't make extreme accusations about my family!
To be fair his two idols, David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel both loved some creepy backstage hidden massages as well 😂
Stfu hater. BROWNS GOING TO
THE SUPER BOWL
@@Joes35it’s weird to take issue with people calling it out. Always good to call out scumbags
Deshaun Watson being 5-1 blew Bill’s mind.
Watson is about to look really damn good this year.
The defense carried Cleveland early in the year.
It’s just me, bill, Sal and the sex bots 😎
I'm in on Cleveland going to the AFC championship game. You heard it here first folks.
Same! The Browns are going to be great
It’s kinda impressive how little Bill knows about sports being that it is his job
As a Browns fan I appreciate Sal putting Bill in his place when speaking on the Browns. Dude talks completely out of his ass due to his Watson bias.
-Says he feels like they are worse when they had the most injuries in the NFL last year. They retained the entire team, get injured players back, and brought in additional talent
-Said offense line is 100% no question worse (LMFAO) They retained the entire offensive line and essentially played the entire season last year without Conklin, Jones, and Wills
-Talks about the 3 year cycle of draft picks like actual picks didn't happen: Newsflash - They added awesome players from the draft and via free agency / trade each of those 3 years
-Says Watson is unsalvageable and that they had weird wins with him: They won 3 blowouts and one close game which was on the road against Ravens. Which also happened to be his last game of the season where he finished 14-14 for 150 and 2tds on a broken shoulder.
-Lastly completed makes up (for maybe the 5th time) That Watson is disgruntled and angry this year. Literally zero reports have said this and just is not happening at all.
Dude can't speak on the Browns as an unbiased commentator. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
As a fellow browns fan I am nervous about Watson. But have never heard about him being disgruntled, and angry. He’s literally talking out of his ass. If Watson is 80% of what he was in Huston, then we will be a 11 win team.
I love the over 8.5 this year.
They did similar things in their conversation about the Titans. Especially with the O line.
They went from the worst center in the league to a top 7 center, and from the 2nd and 3rd worst LTs, (they split time because they were both so awful that the team couldn't figure out the lesser of two evils), to the #2 LT taken in the draft that at every step so far looks to be a future great.
Plus, they added Bill Callahan as an offensive line coach, who, by all accounts I've seen, is one of the greatest O line coaches in history.
The Titans went from likely the worst wide receiver group in the NFL to a top 5 group. Their WR2 last year is now their WR5, which is his actual talent level.
Lastly, they had a very below average group at outside corner to now having their #1, #2, and top slot corner giving up a combined 1 touchdown catch while being the primary defender last year.
I'm not thinking they're going to win the super bowl or anything, but barring significant injury, I don't see them winning less than 8 games this year with the wild card being very possible. Especially with the fact they won 6 games last year with only 1 good receiver, a terrible o line, a rookie QB, and a horrendous OC.
@@user-mu3ow1tw6p as a side note, I'd take the over on the Browns this year if I was a betting man
@@danieleustache9427 If any Browns fan says they are nervous about Watson, I provide some legit statistical evidence as to why I am not as nervous as they might be, but can completely understand why they would be. But Bill just completely makes things up when talking about him and the Browns. The way he speaks, you would think the Browns went 1-6 in the games he played last year. They were 5-1 and are 9-4 overall in the games he has played since joining the team. After the Ravens game the entire national discourse was that Watson might be back and the team is a SB contender. But he was injured and missed the season so is now "unsalvageable" dude is such a clown. He also goes on to say "Joe Flacco saved the Browns season". Yes, from PJ walker. They had a top 10 offense in terms of YPG and PPG in the games Watson played
@@Jayhawk92 Bill is decent when talking about basketball. I am a football nut, so am looking to waste time listening to people talk about football when sitting in the office and this close to NFL. But he is almost unlistenable talking about football. The knowledge just isn't there
YEEEEEESSSSS. LETS FUCKING GOOOOO. Been waiting for this thank you Sal and Podfather 🙏🙏 Blessed be thy name
Bill seems really worried about Miami playing a bunch of sub zero temp games.
It’s funny I’ve been listening to this podcast for about 6-7 years now and I always thought Sal was in his late 60s early 70s
When I worked for Medicare, I met people in their 60s who seemed like they were gonna die any day. And I met people in their 90s who were sharp as a tack.
Bill: makes a compelling case for why the jets will be good
Sal:yeah but Aaron Rodgers hurt my feelings
I like this Colts team
You call him Dr. Jones doll!
“Aiden o’connel wasn’t that bad last year.”
Bill: “Compared to who? CFL QB’s?” 😂😂
Some of these takes seem so outrageous that this feels like super advanced trolling. Steelers and Jags over? Get out of here with that.
Sal busting Bill over the NBA is always great...Bill will do a 2 hour pod every week on fantasy land NBA trades all year but ignores the NFL until the last minute.
Patrick Queen was the ravens best defender? I love ya Sal but come on now lol.
This year it’ll be Trenton Simpson 😂 (Roquan Effect)
sal arguing against the pats under 4 1/2 wins bet then going i have them
at 5 wins its hilarious.
I thought he disagreed with bill because he said he likes a bet for the patriots to go under 3 1/2 wins because he can’t see 4 wins for the pats
He's not just old, he's coming off an injury that is notoriously difficult to recover from. And Wilson was ruined by the Jets terrible O lines. NOW they get an O-line when they have a veteran QB? You don't think the rookie might of needed that? Morons.
20:17 Haha Collinsworth impersonation. 😂
Great job by youuuu buddy
Titans going to shock everyone this year.
I missed this so much :(
We are so back!!! season has officially back when The Cus is back on the pod.
Titans significantly upgraded at WR, LT, C, CB, LB, DT, PR, KR, and every coaching staff position, yet somehow, these guys believe the o line will be worse, and the team will be worse than last year. Doesn't make sense
“Hopkins will be out 6 weeks”
Actually he’s playing week 1. I know it shouldn’t surprise any of us, but they do no research then talk like they do lol.
They fired Vrabel. New coach and lot of new players. Young QB. Gonna take time probably
Patrick Queen was not even Top 5 on that Baltimore defense last year. Insane take to say he's their best.
Deandre Hopkins is starting week 1, not missing 6 weeks lol
He prepared! lol
bill and sal talking about the hawk tua girl is crazy😂
"Bill has her going to the SuperBowl" lmaooo
Buffalo Superbowl??? That's a bold strategy, Cotton.
I'm a Bills fan, but I know this season is going to be tough. The Jets and Dolphins are both strong teams.
I see:
Miami 11-5
Buffalo 10-7
Jets 10-7
Pats 5-12
I could see the last week game Bills vs Jets being a 'win and get in' with the Jets coming into Buffalo at 10-6 and Bills at 9-7 with a Bills win and tiebreakers settling a wild card position.
Sal now has the profile of Rex Ryan. Time flys.
Can anyone please agree-
Raiders do make the playoffs.
Browns don’t.
wait for it all year baby lfg, we back
there are no bills haters. no one looks to realistically evaluate them, they don't even make the afc championship on a regular basis and yet they get so much love. josh allen is the second best qb quarterback in the league but many the greatest qbs in the NFL never win MVP or superbowls. keeping stacking those stats josh, your fans will defend you no matter what.
This is super dumb but I thought Cousins Sal was Michael Lombardi for a good amount of time. I know it makes no sense but I thought Bill calling him Sal was just a joke
Sal with the awesome gift lolol how did he get that
No Burrow or Allen in the playoffs!
The classic case of Billy getting too cute 😂😂
18 years dayum ... Is there more Boston content or LeBron content??? I bet it's closer than it should be
Jets won more playoff games this century than the Dallas Cowboys!
I repeat if Mike Vrabel was the coach y’all make him out to be he would have gotten the head coaching job somewhere.
Yeah Steeler fan. Happy to have Patrick Queen.Great player but was not best Raven defensive player
When is Bill going to stop the Mike Vrabel obsession
Probably wanted him in New England. Scorned lover type situation
I'm a Pats fan, and I really think the Chiefs are a good bet for the three peat. Classic Bill outlined all the reasons why it can happen and then has them lose in the AFC title game 😂
Funny how Bill says that the reason he is picking the over for the Ravens is because Lamar wins 3 out of 4 games every season. But the Bills are multiple consecutive year division champions with 10+ wins but not enough…
I understand the roster, of course but also consider the injury risk. Allen hasnt had a major injury since he started, Lamar missed almost an entire year already. Plus AFC North is a much tougher division. Patriots fan bias I guess…
No I did not just hear Sal say Queen was Baltimore’s best defensive player 😂 Madubuike, Hamilton, Raquon all better
Sal lost his football card with the Queen take but on upped it by mentioning they picked up Devin bush.... ask the steelers about him 👀
Queen was better than the Roquan bro do better
The jets win in New England was over 12 years ago. That was their last playoff win. Different feel at the this point. The previous decade they made the playoffs every other year and were a bit frisky. Anyway, my point is they been bad for awhile and have baggage.
“Kyle, turn the TikTok camera on for the entire podcast.”
“I’m overpreapared” goes onto say something is wrong with Joe burrow when he just completed a full camp 👌🏻 no wonder yall can’t even sniff 60% on over/unders. Sal can’t get his personal bias out of the way for Rodgers. You guys either lost your fastball or I was an idiot for listening to yall for so long
Ohhhh... so this is the year we find out if allen is good or not; i guess having 40 tds and 5000 yards the past four seasons wasnt enough.. very good bill...
Re: Buffalo. Love ya Bill but “the first year receiver” downgrade is over. So many great rookie WRs in recent years
Does Sal know anything about the Ravens 🐦⬛? Since when is Patrick Queen the Ravens’ 🐦⬛ best player? 🤔🤷🏻♂️🙄🤦🏻♂️
Definitely invented over/under. Even before sports betting became popular Bill always had this segment.
Why y’all keep hating on us Chargers fans 😂😢
1:16:18 Las Vegas Raiders 🏴☠️ 🏴☠️🏴☠️☠️☠️☠️
Queen was far from the best defensive player on the Ravens
This dude Sal is talking out of his ass. He says shakir had better stats than diggs last year when shakir had 39 catches for 611 yards and diggs had 107 catches for 1,183 yards. lol
Bill hates Miami! He follows 1% of Reddit threads but gets 100% of his information from it. What a mark!
Love the show, but Bill saying he is over prepared is hilarious. The king of buzzwords when talking about the NFL
What are the locks?
Sal’s personal feelings prevent him from giving good analysis. aArOn rOdGeRs iS bAd cAuSe jEtS. Well said nepo boy
LMAO Sal Patrick Queen was that guy they don’t deal for Roquan couple yrs before lmao. Roquan top 2 LB and have Kyle and Madibuke And they lost guys they have and can replace.
Henry ran for 1000 on worse OL in Tenn
I dont understand how i allow his over/unders to infuriate me that easily, so many casual fan takes and Sals too nice to him about it
Bill, you turned on Minchew!
Love you Sal, but the Raiders are gonna be bad
Jets over 9- is stealing money
You think the jets are going to win 10 or 11? I want to bet the over but I'm worried about hall and Rodgers injuries man
@@joshuawoolridge8378never bet on the jets to be competent they are a cursed organization
Sals arodgers rant... hey sal, keep cashing those epstein island kimmel checks my boi... i aint madatcha, got nothing but luv for ya... do yo thang boy. 😂
I wonder if the chiefs will have any injuries this year?
I’ve always really liked Sal, despite the fact that his politics and hatred of Aaron Rodgers are hilariously uninformed
Rodgers should just be quiet and play ball
Aaron Rodgers will be busy on the Trump transition team in November
Sal is off his drugs
Guess the lions every time
Davis Donald Lewis Ruth Anderson Steven
these guys are clueless on the Bengals
Put a team graphic up so we can forward to the teams we want to see you talk about.
With the schedule too
Rodgers was good two years ago. He was not as good as he was three or four years ago when he won the MVP.
in sal we trust, go raiders
Sal has an old man voice lol
These guys should not be betting football lol someone please help them
bills are in a fucking rebuild 'they can do it, josh, although he's never fucking done it, can win it all!'
Chiefs, reloading 'i don't think they can do it because of history.'
clowns.
in the same room?????
I like Sal but I think he will be way off this year with his predictions. Raiders to Playoffs?! Bills to Super Bowl?! It is just comical.
Sal Killed it this episode lmao.
Typical trash Titans take!! Why do yall even bother if you don't care!!
Go with Bill, guy on right will lose on most of his picks.
Football!!!!