HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024

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  • @liamkavanagh6243
    @liamkavanagh6243 4 роки тому +53

    Snap, Crackle, Pop, you're at the bar with 3 half pints of Guiness looking preeeeetty cool

  • @eternalwatcher3628
    @eternalwatcher3628 2 роки тому +18

    “She thinks she’s made full contact. THIS IS CRUCIAL.”

  • @DemonTweeks91
    @DemonTweeks91 10 років тому +191

    My top tip is to seek out girls with low self esteem and give them a dirty look to insure their confidence is at rock bottom and then start dancing with their friend. Once they look like they want to leave or are almost crying. Pounce! I'm such a top geezer! Oi Oiiiiiiii!

    • @bennbo
      @bennbo 8 років тому

      hahaha gold

    • @IrishGary1
      @IrishGary1 7 років тому +1

      DemonTweeks91 brilliantly accurate

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 2 роки тому

      Madlad alert! LADS LADS LADS!!

  • @TomWright91
    @TomWright91 8 років тому +132

    "3 halfs pints of Guinness. 1 isn't enough but 2 is too much"
    That's is brilliant!

    • @archieblake9798
      @archieblake9798 7 років тому +5

      kingofcrime87 the collective term is gaggle of Guinni

    • @solino4444
      @solino4444 4 роки тому +1

      And then call him ambulance and IAM having 3 Guines and Botel of Jamesons

    • @user-zv9zu6hv3p
      @user-zv9zu6hv3p 3 роки тому +2

      He meant Two Pints are Too much

  • @floatingangel23
    @floatingangel23 11 років тому +38

    Your brand of humor is absolutely hilarious. Its charming and ironic and positively a riot. Never stop making videos!

    • @cashewpistachio1826
      @cashewpistachio1826 5 років тому +4

      Hey there "float in gangel ", do you still agree?

    • @randomnameidk429
      @randomnameidk429 3 роки тому +1

      @@cashewpistachio1826 I think it’s “floating angle” bt

    • @cashewpistachio1826
      @cashewpistachio1826 3 роки тому

      @@randomnameidk429 I think you have many hit singles but right now you don't know what you are talking about

    • @randomnameidk429
      @randomnameidk429 3 роки тому

      @@cashewpistachio1826 I’m not actually billy joel btw 😆

    • @Robert-xn3dc
      @Robert-xn3dc 2 роки тому

      He stopped

  • @alexodoherty4313
    @alexodoherty4313 5 років тому +44

    I listen to this before every night out to get myself physched up to talk to a female

    • @ManWalksDogs
      @ManWalksDogs 2 роки тому +2

      "talk to a female" - was your dad Paul Ritter by any chance...?

    • @NotfromDateline
      @NotfromDateline 2 роки тому +1

      @@ManWalksDogs hahaha

  • @Orangelemonblue
    @Orangelemonblue 7 років тому +33

    “i said you're very pretty"

  • @Grondiron
    @Grondiron 8 років тому +86

    He's like Boris Johnson before the acid took hold.

  • @mamc6090
    @mamc6090 8 років тому +19

    "Because one's not enough but two is too much." Hilarious.

  • @jamesnicks5367
    @jamesnicks5367 4 роки тому +5

    “I’ve had lots of experience in trying too do this” 😂😂

  • @AndysEdits
    @AndysEdits 12 років тому +7

    the fact that the character is not completely clueless makes him even more endearing

  • @Huumf
    @Huumf 8 років тому +38

    GAGGLE OF GUINNI!!!

  • @e0Eo30
    @e0Eo30 12 років тому +6

    Mate, you have nailed this!. i can see you/your character going places

  • @cydniehunter-mccullough9826
    @cydniehunter-mccullough9826 12 років тому +5

    That laugh every 5 seconds! "hehehe" So cute!

  • @reptileman2582
    @reptileman2582 9 років тому +8

    How many slaps has this guy had? Lol great video

  • @faz10420
    @faz10420 12 років тому +2

    This guy will be an internet sensation, if not more. I applaud you.

  • @ltisenotem
    @ltisenotem 3 роки тому +3

    MORE MATERIAL BRO, you're literally the only youtube comedian I laugh at

  • @TommyRazzle69
    @TommyRazzle69 7 років тому +15

    A gaggle of guini!

  • @LucasArtCommunity
    @LucasArtCommunity 8 років тому +3

    The kind of guy whose videos I like before I even watch them!

  • @olofvancorpusstein5041
    @olofvancorpusstein5041 8 років тому +36

    He is like a grown up Stewey

  • @joannemarlow7620
    @joannemarlow7620 2 роки тому +1

    i love this so much, very f'in clever Thomas!

  • @crumblyfluff
    @crumblyfluff 11 років тому +5

    Lads, I tried it. Worked a treat!!

  • @wetnosefilms
    @wetnosefilms 8 років тому +6

    God I love his laugh.

  • @nathanfranklin6451
    @nathanfranklin6451 8 років тому +1

    man, for the first 3/4 of this j thought he was serious. hilarious man. good luck

  • @TapeWurrm
    @TapeWurrm 12 років тому +1

    Gaggle of Ginea, you are a GENIUS.

  • @Paperz2023
    @Paperz2023 10 місяців тому

    One of the funniest videos on UA-cam

  • @clawthelaw
    @clawthelaw 8 років тому +4

    I think he's adorable!

  • @weefeatures
    @weefeatures 11 років тому +4

    I did the 'boyfriend material' line and the girl turned away and started to talking to her friends. Am I in there?

  • @joshuamhardwick
    @joshuamhardwick 12 років тому

    I'm surprised this hasn't got more followers. It's hilarious.

  • @Jordannadroj20
    @Jordannadroj20 11 років тому

    Which proves how good the character is. It's an act

  • @coriipod
    @coriipod 10 років тому +12

    You have fabulous cheekbones.

  • @emrette3355
    @emrette3355 11 років тому +1

    His laugh after like every phrase xD I love it! :)

  • @GromitOfficial
    @GromitOfficial Рік тому

    "I've had a lot of experience trying to do this."

  • @mcomiskey7
    @mcomiskey7 6 років тому +7

    He's like a cross between David Brent & Boris Johnson

  • @AlexMasonPhoto
    @AlexMasonPhoto 12 років тому +1

    I click 'like' before I even watch these videos. I just know it will tickle me.

  • @xed360x
    @xed360x 12 років тому +1

    Such a lad.

  • @johnlindsay646
    @johnlindsay646 2 роки тому +1

    damn everyone needs a wingman like him!

  • @rohmtandon77
    @rohmtandon77 4 роки тому +2

    "HE HE "

  • @omgisanythingvalid
    @omgisanythingvalid 11 років тому

    "It's cold" ahah im dying

  • @Originalover
    @Originalover 8 років тому

    What the heck!! had me fooled Jesus Christ hahahah

  • @BackpackingJosh
    @BackpackingJosh 9 років тому +5

    How to talk to girls 3 please!!

  • @Paul-xk6lj
    @Paul-xk6lj 5 років тому

    Comedy genius. Legend 😂😂😂

  • @abeautifulbird
    @abeautifulbird 11 років тому +1

    What a lad

  • @iambeyondfake
    @iambeyondfake 8 років тому +2

    Is that an Orla Kiely cup at the end, Tom?

  • @GetSocialParties
    @GetSocialParties 12 років тому +1

    Mate you are a fucking legend

  • @emil6410
    @emil6410 8 років тому +1

    This really made my day 😂

  • @thegeneral1469
    @thegeneral1469 4 роки тому

    Comedy genius.

  • @djrobst
    @djrobst 7 років тому +2

    This is how i got my wife thanks

  • @nuanced202
    @nuanced202 8 років тому

    I've had a lot of experience in 'trying' to do this haha!

  • @willryan907
    @willryan907 12 років тому

    such a genius

  • @inoubl1able
    @inoubl1able 10 років тому +1

    You're laugh is so cute haha!!!

  • @bedeo10
    @bedeo10 11 років тому

    I dont think insulting them would make them like you even more or not listening to them

  • @charleykay5749
    @charleykay5749 6 років тому

    so smooth

  • @jordanhoyle577
    @jordanhoyle577 8 років тому +1

    meet the fifa playa again

  • @djmortimer2978
    @djmortimer2978 7 років тому +2

    YOU'RE VERY PRETTY

  • @emrette3355
    @emrette3355 11 років тому

    Snap! Crackle! Pop! Haha :)

  • @iKraVeCooKieZ
    @iKraVeCooKieZ 12 років тому

    I'm defiantly trying this

  • @Towerzs
    @Towerzs 8 років тому +31

    This guy is just doing a good impression of Ricky Gervais in The Office (UK).

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 8 років тому

      no, he is doing an exact gervais

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 8 років тому +2

      snow bro the joke is that there exists a guy, in his mid to late20s, making videos alone in his room for the sake of approval from an online audience, whether it be the majority or just from a personal group of friends and it's all done very neurotically and rushed and with the hope that someday someone will laugh at his jokes or comfort him when he cries or compliment him on his "sick new treads".
      the fact you can't see the obvious similarities between the two characters is painful.

    • @cmwarrilow3991
      @cmwarrilow3991 8 років тому +13

      It has similarities but its distinct. What you're saying is like calling a musician out for working within a genre.

    • @DanNGC2770
      @DanNGC2770 8 років тому +1

      He said once said that its just a rip of david brent

    • @kieranjenvey
      @kieranjenvey 7 років тому +3

      Ricky Gervais isn't bringing the character back, if this content wasn't being made then we'd lose a whole niche market in comedy

  • @Muzikman127
    @Muzikman127 11 років тому +1

    heads up- it's a parody

  • @CCH1832
    @CCH1832 12 років тому

    I would.

  • @Sophageddon
    @Sophageddon 11 років тому

    genius

  • @Jasmine-jc5tw
    @Jasmine-jc5tw 11 років тому

    please marry me you haVE MADE MY 18THHH!!!! LOTS OF LOVE THE POND XXXX

  • @ch6rli339
    @ch6rli339 6 років тому

    Then they see this.

  • @OverGrownCarrots
    @OverGrownCarrots 8 років тому +2

    da lads

  • @BleakColours
    @BleakColours 11 років тому +1

    "what's wrong with me??!?! this guy is so cool!!"

  • @kiss_me_judas
    @kiss_me_judas 11 років тому +1

    hero

  • @TeriyakiB0i
    @TeriyakiB0i 12 років тому

    this is crucial

  • @tomralfe5428
    @tomralfe5428 2 роки тому

    You’re very pretty.

  • @SpaceMod2
    @SpaceMod2 12 років тому

    haha you're so jokes!

  • @MissNyanCat
    @MissNyanCat 11 років тому +1

    #swaggggggggggg

  • @BlackAndWhiteGamers
    @BlackAndWhiteGamers 11 років тому

    Please god do a video of you trying out these lines.

  • @johnmanning5686
    @johnmanning5686 12 років тому

    We LOVE YOU sooooooo much

  • @dans3403
    @dans3403 5 років тому

    So tell them to stop speaking while you text and call them fat, alright mate I’ll try it cheers

  • @7HuGoPro7
    @7HuGoPro7 11 років тому

    its not

  • @lucindamullarkey2124
    @lucindamullarkey2124 11 років тому

    joking

  • @MrJacksonhickey
    @MrJacksonhickey 11 років тому

    can't tell if serious or not......

  • @tintinsmythe5837
    @tintinsmythe5837 8 років тому

    Guess what i'm trying later

  • @harryponders
    @harryponders 11 років тому

    Is your dad called Steve Cumberland?

  • @neter2010
    @neter2010 11 років тому +1

    i think we should meet for drinks

  • @ashleyduke2810
    @ashleyduke2810 8 років тому

    love it

  • @eleanorweaver1174
    @eleanorweaver1174 12 років тому

    Please PLEASE run for prime minister?? ;P

  • @charleykay5749
    @charleykay5749 6 років тому

    do u have tinder

  • @mustafahu6371
    @mustafahu6371 4 роки тому

    yea guys I'm lost in utube, nd ma girl still ignore me

  • @Horton094
    @Horton094 11 років тому

    Please say this isn't real. It isn't real is it?

  • @stephenconnolly5904
    @stephenconnolly5904 7 років тому

    Your very pretty 😂😂😂

  • @niall987
    @niall987 12 років тому

    *facepalm*

  • @MrJacksonhickey
    @MrJacksonhickey 11 років тому

    thank god. im cringing thats how awkward and weird he is hahah. dam funny though

  • @EjZM96
    @EjZM96 11 років тому

    You literally don't understand do you.

  • @purphal886
    @purphal886 Рік тому +1

    W rizz

  • @oliverbahne4287
    @oliverbahne4287 8 років тому +36

    Anyone here from UNILADS FaceBook site?

    • @plantagenetcherokee239
      @plantagenetcherokee239 6 років тому +1

      If you guys keep coming here it will spoil him for the rest of us.

  • @danielbritton5250
    @danielbritton5250 11 років тому

    LMAO!! hahahaha

  • @kaanimani7202
    @kaanimani7202 8 років тому

    Beste video everr

  • @russiandoomer945
    @russiandoomer945 2 роки тому +1

    Hehe 😀

  • @loudsoundman
    @loudsoundman 11 років тому

    It's an act duh

  • @tomassilva4538
    @tomassilva4538 6 років тому +1

    AJUDO IMENSSO

  • @rubberneckk
    @rubberneckk 4 роки тому

    What kind of material is that 😅😅

  • @jessicaholcombe5168
    @jessicaholcombe5168 12 років тому +1

    "How not to talk to girls"...this is a prime example

  • @BastyTalisker
    @BastyTalisker 12 років тому

    You cannot be real haha

  • @niall987
    @niall987 12 років тому

    you should get into politics.

  • @Rozrecordsmusic
    @Rozrecordsmusic 11 років тому

    pshhh