Numi FINALLY went on a Date and it was even Worse Then you think ft. Vichiban

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  • @tisisonlytemporary
    @tisisonlytemporary 3 місяці тому +1313

    So this is what girl failure energy looks like

    • @Tukenfarben
      @Tukenfarben 3 місяці тому +213

      The worst part of girlfailure is that it makes sense from her point of view as being super nervous, but if I was the dude, she is giving every single flag that she wants nothing to do with you and he responded perfectly normally.

    • @jlim9411
      @jlim9411 3 місяці тому

      Naw man, this is worse than girl failure. This is human failure. She is literally failing to interact with anyone who takes genuine romantic interest in her. Or anytime an extremely attractive stranger tries to make conversation, she drops the ball hard enough to crack the earth in two.

    • @piotr004
      @piotr004 3 місяці тому +52

      @@Tukenfarben Exactly, that's the worst part - you can't read her mind. She didn't want to scare him off, but from his point of view it looked like she was totally uninterested in him.

    • @sulggothewise
      @sulggothewise 3 місяці тому +20

      Numi is so far beyond girl failure as this point that I don't know if anyone can really describe or define it.

    • @themightyoof3050
      @themightyoof3050 3 місяці тому +12

      @@sulggothewise numi has basement dweller failure

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 3 місяці тому +1067

    Him: wow she hates me.
    Her: multi-hour long stream of her friends explaining to her all the ways she fucked up.

    • @MysticKenji2
      @MysticKenji2 3 місяці тому +77

      It'd be so funny if the guy saw this

    • @nexelray3207
      @nexelray3207 3 місяці тому +121

      @@MysticKenji2 Him: Oh sweet, Numi is live………wait a minute.”

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 Місяць тому

      @@nexelray3207 Him: damn things were underexaggerated.

  • @dittodemo1234
    @dittodemo1234 3 місяці тому +1191

    The fact that she is actually trying is what hurts.

    • @connorradcliffe1769
      @connorradcliffe1769 3 місяці тому +122

      I feel like instead of just going on a date she needs to warm up to someone or at least get more familiar with them before going to the dating stage, she seems to really struggle just being thrown in the pool and expected to naturally rizz people up

    • @Ragnell123
      @Ragnell123 3 місяці тому +36

      @@connorradcliffe1769 That's why they said she might be demisexual, or in the same vein

    • @connorradcliffe1769
      @connorradcliffe1769 3 місяці тому +30

      @@Ragnell123 kind of a shame given how many offers she's apparently had to get to know people, her natural nervousness is probably not helping her out 😓

    • @dittodemo1234
      @dittodemo1234 3 місяці тому +24

      @@connorradcliffe1769 Which is something very common in the dating community. Or lack of dating community.

    • @eldon515
      @eldon515 3 місяці тому +6

      That's the point, i get nothing but at least i not even trying lol

  • @blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935
    @blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935 3 місяці тому +1104

    Numi NEEDS an earpiece so her friends can guide her and lend her their riz coz Numi got non.

    • @MB-ig7bw
      @MB-ig7bw 3 місяці тому +77

      Can't wait for buff/bao/yuzu laughing in her ear 24/7

    • @Phyrrax
      @Phyrrax 3 місяці тому +72

      Like Rose said, she has that strong natural Anime harem (oblivious) protag rizz when she is not trying....once she tries and is "focused", she is a rizz car crash.

    • @Luchingador
      @Luchingador 3 місяці тому +4

      And then hyjinx insue

    • @chloeah101
      @chloeah101 3 місяці тому +5

      Like in the Disney sitcoms 😂

    • @jlim9411
      @jlim9411 3 місяці тому +7

      That’s not going to help. She’s still going to either run away or stutter herself to death the moment things start to progress.

  • @dodgyrhubarb457
    @dodgyrhubarb457 3 місяці тому +527

    The "r" in "Akuma Nihmune" stands for "rizz".

    • @splatterking1171
      @splatterking1171 3 місяці тому +105

      The "C" in Akuma Nihmune stands for confidence

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm 3 місяці тому +26

      I almost fell for that

    • @MaximeLafreniere433
      @MaximeLafreniere433 3 місяці тому +22

      The "s" in "Akuna Nihmune" stands for "success".

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 3 місяці тому +13

      The „a“ for awkward!

    • @Rstride270
      @Rstride270 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@tomwanders6022 shitz she got 2 of them

  • @grifferman
    @grifferman 3 місяці тому +420

    I'm a goddam loser when it comes to dating, usually oblivious to signals or follow ups, but physically flinched at hearing the yogurt part part because even I recognised it as an invitation to hang out more. Good lord this girl needs help

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 3 місяці тому +49

      Like she could have inquired if there were any yogurt shops nearby instead of just ending with “THERE ARE NO YOGURT SHOPS.” That just halts conversations and makes it harder to bond.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 2 місяці тому +3

      Imagine her with an ear peace and her friends yell at her lol

  • @Tukenfarben
    @Tukenfarben 3 місяці тому +280

    "What do you think of my car?"
    "I.... think you're a really talented musician."
    OOF

  • @SebDystic
    @SebDystic 3 місяці тому +390

    It’s crucial to have Buff Tricky and the gals in incognito trench coats and sunglasses with newspapers to keep watch over Numi’s date

    • @shaggybaggums
      @shaggybaggums 3 місяці тому +32

      You could probably stuff a couple of the shorter ones in a single trench coat.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@shaggybaggumsbackup dates.

    • @alaxbird4954
      @alaxbird4954 3 місяці тому +15

      @@shaggybaggums and stick Lily in a pocket

    • @MrSJPowell
      @MrSJPowell 3 місяці тому +7

      They would 100% give the game away by howling with laughter every time Numi is Numi.

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 3 місяці тому +4

      They would have given themselves away by shouting the moment Numi opened with "do you do this often?" 😂

  • @Steve-xo5pq
    @Steve-xo5pq 3 місяці тому +420

    All those things would be fine she just owned her awkwardness. Girls doing a flip and landing on her face instead of sticking the landing

    • @connorradcliffe1769
      @connorradcliffe1769 3 місяці тому +24

      not immediatly dating someone and actully establishing a bond, then friendshp, then romance might fit her better, at least she might not be as nervous or awkward then

    • @shaggybaggums
      @shaggybaggums 3 місяці тому

      The last thing she needs to be doing is practicing her kissing on the pavement.

    • @ItsAMaelstrom
      @ItsAMaelstrom 3 місяці тому +11

      @@connorradcliffe1769 considering how she is with her friends, no that definitely doesn't change lmao.

    • @connorradcliffe1769
      @connorradcliffe1769 3 місяці тому +6

      @@ItsAMaelstrom she probably has other friends that she probably acts differently around, I do understand where your coming from though, the fake flirting does not help things, I still have faith that something will turn round for her, maybe a new friend?

  • @AaronThe3Dman
    @AaronThe3Dman 3 місяці тому +284

    Why did this ACTUALLY stress me out tho

    • @avalanche1990
      @avalanche1990 3 місяці тому +56

      Because we want to see her succeed with a date even once. But due to it being Numi, we all know that eventually, her extreme awkwardness will come out and cause her to fumble badly. Edit: spelling

    • @scienceteam9254
      @scienceteam9254 3 місяці тому +22

      Secondhand embarrassment.

    • @MagusMirificus
      @MagusMirificus 3 місяці тому +31

      Because it's ACTUALLY embarrassingly awkward. It's all well and good to constantly joke about Numi being single because she's a dorky weirdo Vtuber, but since she's so open and funny and confident on stream we tend to think "Well, in reality, she probably just isn't interested in a relationship until she's at a more settled stage in her life, like normal single people", but THIS is genuine social incompetence that would obviously turn off any potential partner. It is legitimately insane how much self-sabotage was described just in this one, brief story.

    • @piotr004
      @piotr004 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MagusMirificus Even add the fact that she was the Communication major... It is to the point that, sorry, I do not believe her story. It sounds more like lying for the content and the aura of cute dork. Numi even said that she was close to have an intercourse once (was in a bedroom with a guy), but she was not ready. I can't understand how she can be oblivious so many times like in the video above, and YET be able to go so far as the almost-intercourse situation.

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 3 місяці тому +2

      @@piotr004 He was one of her only boyfriends from high school and it wasn’t just she wasn’t ready. It was that whenever anyone tried to become intimate with her, she’d fuck up the mood somehow. The guy in question was just trying to make out with her and she chose that moment to make some sort of joke she found funny. Even she knew it killed the mood. Her first kiss story, she called her dad right in front of the guy, SECONDS after she kissed him, for a ride home. Despite what some people believe, there are people this awkward. Numi happens to be one of them. I’ve said this before over the years but she’s just like Steve Carrell in “40-year Old Virgin”.

  • @Hirohitorunguard
    @Hirohitorunguard 3 місяці тому +68

    Numi has proven the existence of anti-rizz, the phenomenon of actively draining the local area of any rizz.

  • @flyingfish64
    @flyingfish64 3 місяці тому +114

    Poor Numi is the mascot of the term girl failure

  • @johnhurley8918
    @johnhurley8918 3 місяці тому +143

    The funny thing is, Numi is amazing at flirting... when she's not trying to flirt. And then she has no idea why her friends are reacting so strongly.
    It's only when she gets in her own head that she flops.

    • @kjl42
      @kjl42 3 місяці тому +16

      It’s clearly a comfort thing. And meeting anyone from an app is anything but comfortable.

    • @dirge7459
      @dirge7459 2 місяці тому +3

      Flirting with people she knows is something she knows she can do, even with her chat (which she physically cannot see as it's mostly text).
      Meeting someone you've never really met before, from an app, and in person and having to improv the entire night is something she really could not handle (A load of other Vtubers exhibit this, and just about any other person that's not used to dating frequently/physically socialising).

  • @gorlothmaclaren1924
    @gorlothmaclaren1924 3 місяці тому +143

    Even the pathetic Rizz doesn't work

  • @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator
    @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator 3 місяці тому +54

    I wish I had the time to binge watch your clips like back in the day,
    my "numi can't communicate" playlist needs updates for sure 😅

    • @solec23
      @solec23 3 місяці тому +9

      That's the perfect title for that Playlist 😂

    • @dittodemo1234
      @dittodemo1234 3 місяці тому +5

      this is the abridged version

    • @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator
      @shrIMPERIAL_Archive_Curator 3 місяці тому +2

      @@solec23 Roach used it for a video name last year 👍🙂

    • @solec23
      @solec23 3 місяці тому +1

      @ShrImperial_Archive_Curator this just confirms it even more 👍

  • @WanderingRagabond
    @WanderingRagabond 3 місяці тому +173

    My honest advice to Numi and similar people: SAY UPFRONT THAT YOU'RE EXTREMELY DENSE. Put it in your Tinder profile, your Hinge, your Scruff, whatever, so that the other person knows what they're getting into, and knows 1) that you're not disinterested, and 2) to PROMPT YOU more emphatically.

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 3 місяці тому +18

      + bring up the being dense/awkward thing at the physical date as well to reiterate

    • @raymondfisheriii791
      @raymondfisheriii791 3 місяці тому +22

      There’s also the fact that some people are straight up attracted to that. Especially if you’re a little dense but clearly sincere

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 3 місяці тому +11

      This is *not* good advice! You should never advertise yourself on social media that you are "dumb" or "naive" or "dense"! People are out there who enthusiastically *prey* on people like that. You don't need to set yourself up with the exact person who can take advantage of you!

    • @fiscarton92
      @fiscarton92 3 місяці тому +6

      Maybe when she’s on a date and she likes the guy she could say that. Then at least he’d understand the situation and not think she’s not interested.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 3 місяці тому +2

      @@fiscarton92 maybe then... I would preface it as being "unfamiliar with this dating thing".

  • @aleksandersmiech7847
    @aleksandersmiech7847 3 місяці тому +36

    Bro I never seen anybody more in need of a wingman/woman in my life - godspeed Numi

  • @Lex-LutherS
    @Lex-LutherS 3 місяці тому +181

    Typical Numi L from the cutest dork ever.
    Honestly, if a girl asked to show me the stickers on her car, I'd be up for a few more dates.

    • @msgunner5019
      @msgunner5019 3 місяці тому +26

      It seems the guy tried to as well, but she accidentally shut him down. Wrong signals everywhere, lol

    • @generaldreagonlps6889
      @generaldreagonlps6889 3 місяці тому +8

      @@msgunner5019 That's just what she does. Same with that story of the girl in one of her classes who was obviously interested in her but numi was like "she just wanted to be friends".

    • @ghostreporting3769
      @ghostreporting3769 2 місяці тому

      @@Lex-LutherS true. But if she denies any avenue in which we can continue to hang out. I would think she was just nice and uninterested.

  • @phoenixoofss6756
    @phoenixoofss6756 3 місяці тому +99

    Shes so cooked guys 💀

  • @blze0018
    @blze0018 3 місяці тому +36

    Buff losing her shit at how dense Numi is, lmfao.

  • @DamianStrider
    @DamianStrider 3 місяці тому +48

    2:09 The way Buff sounds so honestly frustrated and upset at the same time about Numi is just hilarious.
    She's like the best friend back in school, when you tell them this story and they bury their face in their hands while you do and at some point start punching and yelling at you for beeing an oblivious dumbass in your own adorable way they just love about you but also drives them crazy all the time :,D
    Edit: Now I won'T get Buffs voice out of my head saying angrily: NUMI!

    • @dirge7459
      @dirge7459 2 місяці тому

      She truly is the real bestie for Numi.

  • @KelbPanthera
    @KelbPanthera 3 місяці тому +29

    The holder of a communications degree, everyone. 😂

    • @soapsatellite
      @soapsatellite 3 місяці тому

      Wait, you can't be serious

    • @KelbPanthera
      @KelbPanthera 3 місяці тому +10

      @@soapsatellite I absolutely am. Numi graduated from college with a degree in communications, I wanna say 2 years ago. She took a 2-week break to get ready for finals right after her grandma passed. Mad respect for her sticking it out and getting the degree in spite of her grief. We give her shit but she earned that degree.

  • @bebop_557
    @bebop_557 3 місяці тому +14

    Reminds me when I was 19 and went to a diner down the road from my apartment. There was this girl in line who was talking to me a bunch and being really friendly, I pay and walk out. She comes out to me and is like "Want to come back to my place for dinner?" And I'm like "Dinner? We just ate." I get back to my apartment and as I'm unlocking the door I'm like "Wait... She didn't mean dinner. Shit!"

  • @omegaelement
    @omegaelement 3 місяці тому +20

    It's kinda adorable how clueless Numi is when it comes to dating.

  • @studior2962
    @studior2962 3 місяці тому +88

    I think Numi has to work on her conversation skills with new people, like the discussion and her response to the guy’s question about yogurt reminds me so much of how I might respond to someone’s question and I say something that come off as inconsiderate

    • @geltric4779
      @geltric4779 3 місяці тому +6

      The crazy part is that she was a communication major in college. Like none of what she learned stuck.

    • @EndoftheBeginning17
      @EndoftheBeginning17 3 місяці тому +19

      @@geltric4779 Communications as a subject is Public Relations and Marketing, with just a dash of Public Speaking. Those don't improve individuals ability to communicate.

    • @geltric4779
      @geltric4779 3 місяці тому +3

      @EndoftheBeginning17 Well that's enlightening. I've never taken a communications course so it's nice to hear from someone who knows better. Thanks for that.

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 3 місяці тому +13

    Numi being lonely and then spending every chance at socializing actively avoiding and bailing out of every possible interaction is fucking insane, lmao

  • @discipleofdeath2517
    @discipleofdeath2517 3 місяці тому +74

    Damn even my autistic self is face palming at some of this hahaha.

    • @Radiodragonofdoom
      @Radiodragonofdoom 3 місяці тому

      Damn, when the spectrum folks are telling you to get a clue just go ahead and stick a fork in yourself because you're cooked all the way through!

    • @AngiraBlu96
      @AngiraBlu96 3 місяці тому +1

      Same! Literally!

  • @Legion43111
    @Legion43111 3 місяці тому +33

    She just like me. Fr Fr

    • @solec23
      @solec23 3 місяці тому +2

      .. probably me also 🤔
      Idk how to feel about that 😂

  • @GooseTheSorcerer
    @GooseTheSorcerer 3 місяці тому +23

    I’m not one for diagnosing people I don’t know as I am not a medically trained mental health professional and am not qualified to provide official diagnoses to anyone.
    But if this ain’t autism, I don’t know WHAT is. Lil sis OWNS the spectrum. Lol

    • @ubermenschen01
      @ubermenschen01 3 місяці тому +3

      She's already got ADHD, so it wouldn't be that surprising; they're often co-morbid.

  • @ubermenschen01
    @ubermenschen01 3 місяці тому +6

    2:52 chat message: "MY OSHI'S A FUMBLER" lololol

  • @enby_kensei
    @enby_kensei 3 місяці тому +48

    We have to protect her at all costs.

    • @Hieronymous_Flex
      @Hieronymous_Flex 3 місяці тому +4

      How are we supposed to protect her from herself? She's her own worst enemy!

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 3 місяці тому +7

    "Hope to see you next time!"
    Oh boy...she gave him the nurse joy 😅

  • @toddhoward2462
    @toddhoward2462 3 місяці тому +14

    I swear, men and women literally throw themselves at her and she STILL can’t figure it out.

  • @N4g4r1d3r
    @N4g4r1d3r 3 місяці тому +8

    After seeing this my confidence in dating has been restored. I can't possibly fumble like Numi.

  • @mistertaffy6720
    @mistertaffy6720 3 місяці тому +7

    NumiDad, at this point, "I'm never going to see my daughter get married..."

  • @jarlaxle3588
    @jarlaxle3588 3 місяці тому +4

    Been going through a dry spell recently and feeling kinda down about myself.....seeing this made me feel much better because now I know it could be worse....so so much worse

  • @TheDevastator619
    @TheDevastator619 3 місяці тому +5

    The way Buff was losing it had me rolling! 🤣🤣

  • @the7observer
    @the7observer 3 місяці тому +8

    I think is about planning the date. When you have social anxiety having a plan B (and even a C) and having a list of things that you could say helps. Sharing and doing hobbies together is one way to get to know the person and having a common point to have a conversation
    Sometimes is also a good idea to communite to your date you are nervous, it may turn off some people but if your date is empathetic he/she will understand and try to help you calm down.
    But yeah mistakes are made in dating and you just learn with them and try again

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 3 місяці тому +5

    This.....this is why I love Numi so much. The ability to think she got that unquestionable rizz & truly enigmatic mojo only for it to go bottoms up because she's missing the wrong cues or not pushing the right buttons *is just Classic Nihmune the goofy, clumsy & checkered half-hooman half-Demon.* 😂😅

  • @Blackguard9099
    @Blackguard9099 3 місяці тому +10

    Yet more evidence that Numi’s only chance for a long-term relationship is to date within her circle of friends.

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 3 місяці тому +11

    I have watched Anime’s with protagonists less dense than Numi.😂

  • @foolydude4305
    @foolydude4305 3 місяці тому +11

    I thought her being bad at dating was a joke, man... She's cooked af, bros...

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo 3 місяці тому +5

    Candii: "She's just like me fr fr."

  • @VideoJamesYT
    @VideoJamesYT 3 місяці тому +75

    "I'm worried cause the stuff numis saying sounds like stuff I'd do, and that's concerning". BRO CANDII YOU DIDNT HAVE TO COOK THAT HARD
    Also, numi fumbling the bag yet again what a surprise

  • @danielcanon7602
    @danielcanon7602 3 місяці тому +8

    im scared... i think i would gave some of the same answers as she on a date ... in cooked ! COOOKED!!

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 3 місяці тому +4

      Honestly, same. Like I'd probably say these things too not really thinking how the other person might interpret my words when I'm just trying to be like informative or neutral.

    • @danielcanon7602
      @danielcanon7602 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ablackbunny3149 at this point i just accepted that blunt is my natural state

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 3 місяці тому +9

    NUMI! HOW! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW!?
    how did you fumble this hard at every turn? you looked at a free W and you walked past it every time.

  • @SkyKingZiz
    @SkyKingZiz 3 місяці тому +8

    Girl had to say was “ yeah sure let’s go and see if there is a place around here that sells that.” Even if u know their isn’t just say yes, and extend the time. 😂

  • @Demon666x3
    @Demon666x3 3 місяці тому +8

    That's a hard L from everyone's favorite communication major.

  • @nitricacid2516
    @nitricacid2516 3 місяці тому +12

    I think that numi would have to befriend people first before dating them so they understand that she's quirked up asf

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 3 місяці тому +3

    4:05 Candii: Well, If she can land a date, guess there's hope.

  • @ryukshadebloodfireheart
    @ryukshadebloodfireheart 3 місяці тому +15

    numi is so me honestly xD

  • @lorie-135
    @lorie-135 3 місяці тому +8

    ive seen redditors complain that the government should give them girlfriends, but if anyone needs that kind of compensation its our girl

  • @adrianfernandez1211
    @adrianfernandez1211 3 місяці тому +4

    Numi actively trying to keep her V card at this point

  • @SushiVolcano
    @SushiVolcano 3 місяці тому +17

    I'd wanna see Numi's car stickers!
    EDIT: Oh... it's Mr. Bean?

  • @stoanes
    @stoanes 3 місяці тому +2

    Numi and VChiban just make such a fantastic group of personalities when combined

  • @conkle7955
    @conkle7955 3 місяці тому +2

    This is the same woman that unironically topped Cottontail. I can feel the universe's collective facepalm

  • @Xcherryman
    @Xcherryman 3 місяці тому +20

    Poor numi

  • @greyfox451
    @greyfox451 3 місяці тому +25

    Numi isn't real sometimes

  • @MajloT
    @MajloT 3 місяці тому +4

    That dude probably thought that you want nothing to do with him and cancel the date asap

  • @flyguytone1727
    @flyguytone1727 3 місяці тому +21

    Straight fumbled 😅😅

  • @hunterwolfaVODS
    @hunterwolfaVODS 3 місяці тому +3

    First and foremost I want to give her a credit she's doing it and trying to get something going for her life to get herself someone in life but honestly if I was there I just want to give her a hug and say girl at least you tried but don't repeat those what you tried XD

  • @jr5925
    @jr5925 3 місяці тому +2

    'What was the last thing exchanged?'
    I'm guessing awkward glances?

  • @Gamer026
    @Gamer026 3 місяці тому +4

    Its really difficult on which I should do more. Pity Numi or feel more bad dude who went the date with her....

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 3 місяці тому +2

    "do you do this often" is a really good question to ask. it'll tell you a lot about how they are with relationships. numi is approaching it as an applicant, rather than an interviewer.
    honestly, this doesn't sound that bad. if someone meshes with you, none of this kinda stuff will get in the way.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 3 місяці тому +1

    Man... that was hard to watch. Poor Numi. I'm gonna watch it again. 😃

  • @SLtheFMAYT
    @SLtheFMAYT 3 місяці тому +3

    As long as I'm not as bad as Numi, I think I'll be okay.

  • @takokola
    @takokola 3 місяці тому +2

    This was painful to watch.. i haven't even been on a date before and I'm already sad for numi..

  • @lollypopalopicus
    @lollypopalopicus 3 місяці тому +1

    God damn.
    This is funny, but also kinda genuinely sad.

  • @Do_It_Now_XD
    @Do_It_Now_XD 3 місяці тому +4

    Ahh the classic ramen and bumper sticker date.

  • @Econ1991
    @Econ1991 3 місяці тому +5

    We need to arrange marriage her, it's the ONLY chance we have to avoid the negative rizz plus vet he hasn't got a white van..

  • @monkaeyes3417
    @monkaeyes3417 3 місяці тому +6

    The plus side from all these stories is that her viewer count probably wont decrease if she actually got a partner. She aint farming parasocial viewers thats for damn sure 😂

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 3 місяці тому +5

      Seriously, I think her chat would be thrilled if she had a W in the romance dept. Beyond wanting her to be happy, it would give all her viewers hope that if even Numi can do it, we can, too!

    • @theghosttm8245
      @theghosttm8245 3 місяці тому +1

      @@spk1121boyfriend stream when? We need romance and drama.

  • @soldierhobbes1182
    @soldierhobbes1182 3 місяці тому +2

    Is it worrying that the stickers line would’ve worked on me? Like even now I can’t help but think, “I need to see these. Surely they must be interesting if this lady wants to point them out.”

  • @RandalXVI
    @RandalXVI 3 місяці тому +1

    Its ok numi youll get the hang of it. I believe in you 😊

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 3 місяці тому +1

      She really is amazing at the things she's into. If she really made an effort to learn socializing skills and flirting techniques, she'd be proficient in short order. She's her own worst enemy, thinking she can't or won't be able to be better at such things.

  • @Aleas10301
    @Aleas10301 3 місяці тому +1

    No that's better, than I expected.

  • @SeresHotes25
    @SeresHotes25 3 місяці тому

    I'm happy she actually went to a date. That's a big step!

  • @matthewcowan6337
    @matthewcowan6337 3 місяці тому

    Be yourself if it doesn't work out then it just doesn't work out, pretending to be someone your not is just going to land u in a place your going to hate.

  • @bigboibeanie16
    @bigboibeanie16 3 місяці тому

    Buffpup:*dying of laughter*
    me:"DAMN buff you aint have to laugh that hard!" lol

  • @pax6833
    @pax6833 Місяць тому

    Ohhhhh fk all of Numi's responses (except the sticker thing yo wtf was that?) are things I would absolutely say to a woman if I was on a date.
    I need a friend like buffpup.

  • @kenshy10
    @kenshy10 Місяць тому

    At first I was like, how could he just walk off like that.
    But then I was banging my head against my desk.
    NUMI! you gave that man every sign you WEREN'T INTERESTED!

  • @paulocezardinizjunior346
    @paulocezardinizjunior346 3 місяці тому +2

    Someone help our oshi, she needs it

  • @Grid433
    @Grid433 3 місяці тому +1

    This shit requires some full on whiteboard school year lecture level intervention.

  • @ForFutureReference2
    @ForFutureReference2 3 місяці тому

    I'm not surprised she sold, set the duffle on fire and threw that bag out the window. But jeez man I really didn't think she would fumble THIS BAD. Fuck man, I send my prayers to Numi

  • @wolffang-vz2ty
    @wolffang-vz2ty 2 місяці тому

    numi is my fears of me on a date/interacting with a crush personified except even worse since even I would have realized he was trying to keep the date going

  • @moi-ey9zh
    @moi-ey9zh 3 місяці тому +2

    ok now i'm 100% sure she got the tism

  • @vitacilina555
    @vitacilina555 3 місяці тому +1

    Buff understands the game, Buff can get it.

  • @EtronX348
    @EtronX348 3 місяці тому +3

    You see she needs someone in her ear to help her...or ask you friends for advice at least

  • @lllOnSlAuGhTlll
    @lllOnSlAuGhTlll 3 місяці тому +1

    so as a guy you basically have to explain to her what you mean when you ask specific questions. like "by asking you if you want to get icecream i wanted to spend more time with you. place doesnt really matter" good to know 😛

  • @TheGuy45
    @TheGuy45 2 місяці тому

    As a guy who's never even asked to go on a date, this lady gives me hope

  • @bobrehann5015
    @bobrehann5015 3 місяці тому

    I would have looked at the stickers. I have a curtain in my room that has a bunch of pins and patches on it, I think I'd find it interesting.

  • @like17badgers
    @like17badgers 3 місяці тому

    I love Buff getting more and more dissapointed causing her to talk faster and faster

  • @aiztoh
    @aiztoh 3 місяці тому

    I immediately clicked this when I saw aicandy... together with numi 😮

  • @Stumbo99
    @Stumbo99 3 місяці тому

    I legitimately don't know how someone can fail this badly so often

  • @Dredgeon
    @Dredgeon 3 місяці тому

    If I realized that she was just nervous, this would be the cutest shit on a date

  • @Soyypopoy
    @Soyypopoy 3 місяці тому

    The fact that I was here for this feels surreal

  • @flyguytone1727
    @flyguytone1727 3 місяці тому +6

    Rip 😅😅

  • @dirge7459
    @dirge7459 2 місяці тому

    Numi gives off the kinda vibe in that she shouldn't dive straight into the dating pool so suddenly. She's was nervous throughout the entire date, and was put on the spot for practically every step (improv doesn't come naturally to everyone).
    I feel like she would do better in getting to know someone she likes, but also doesn't feel super nervous to be around (I know that can be hard, especially if it's a crush that notices you, trust me, I was the crush that approached my partner, instead of the other way around). Start it off with regular conversations, get to find out what their likes/dislikes are, try to game with them as well (Gaming together these days is still sociable and a good way to form bonds).
    I feel for Numi's experience, because for a gal, that can really bring down the confidence levels a lot, making future endeavours that bit harder. Still I wish her all the best for her to land that special guy/gal, I know she can do it!.

  • @kab6754
    @kab6754 3 місяці тому

    This was a devastating L for Numi. I hope she's healing well on the road to recovery

  • @cjgamecreator
    @cjgamecreator 3 місяці тому

    2:17 The moment Numi said oh i hit my head on a wall 😂

  • @JoeyGiant
    @JoeyGiant 3 місяці тому

    She’s perfect sounds like my kind of date

  • @thefedoracaptain
    @thefedoracaptain 3 місяці тому

    It's a good thing that I was never interested in dating anybody if I was I'd probably be like this