Mark Wahlberg & Minnie Driver on terrible tattoo fails 😂 | The Graham Norton Show - BBC
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The Dolphin and unicorn were trying to make a Seahorse...
or a Narwhal
Brilliant!
Or a land dolphin
🤯 #mindblown
That tattoo looks kind of cool. Teaching kids how hippocampus are made ( creature with upper body of a horse and lower body of a fish). Dolphin x Unicorn is my new ship.
"The unicorn's probably inexperienced because they don't exist." I DIED.
You didn't die, you over-exaggerated for effect to get internet points.
@@OriginalPuro Oh you're right. Thanks for explaining it to me like I'm a baby. :)
@@amyhoeksema9850 Speaking about babies, the unicorn was certainly more experienced than Mark Watson. Wonder what he thinks how dolphins reproduce.
@@OriginalPuro I can't believe you went out of your way to state the obvious on a 4 year old comment.
"Sorry to interrupt you..." Oh the brits are so polite and graceful.
I read this at the exact moment she said that!
Please don't generalize anything. That woman was polite and graceful not the entire British race.
oh yeah so polite and graceful. Never captured half the world and massacred millions of people.
@@arhamsaa Oh yea because they have personally captured and massacred you, right?
@@arhamsaa Are you living in the middle age or colonial Era? Or have you fallen down and smacked that little head of yours against the pavement?
When Will Ferrell was asked why he didn't have any tattoos he responded: Would you put a sticker on a Lamborghini :)
Not sure if it's true but F:ING funny!
MrIlleism weird because I have seen that.
@MrIlleisom Oh so funny....
I heard a stand up say that by the name of Sebastian Maniscalco a long time ago. Also, vinyl can look very cool on sports cars. ;)
Having said that, the idea of tattoos being 'forever' is an archaic notion since we have the ability to remove them for decades now. It's not a big deal. Just be careful not to get hepatitis B or another infection when getting one. Personally, I like temporary tattoos. But I do find tattoos incredibly attractive on others.
@@shmookins Well, yeah we have the ability to remove them, but as Mark said it takes multiple visits and probably a ton of cash. In other words not everyone has the ability to remove them. People of lower stature might have the means to acquire them, but removal is a completely different story.
Honestly, Mark is the most spot in here.
Tats age VERY poorly, no matter how well they were done. Even trying to re-ink and "update" them doesn't really work.
20 years after you get the tat, it's pretty much a mess. Your skin changes in plasticity and color, you've gained or lost weight (or both, repeatedly), and the sun takes its toll.
That doesn't even touch on the "am I the same person as when I got them" issue.
It's literally like presuming that wearing the exact same clothes from 15 to 45 is a good idea. Sorry, no.
That cat tattoo is actually genius.
I once saw a tattoo that said
*”There is no ‘I’ in **_collaboraton.”_*
That is priceless! 🤣
That person probably regrets nohing.
Nic Soderman Regerts*
Michaël Lejeune sorry! My bda!
Well it was true i suppose
I love how Mark is chilling. He's comfortable.
That cat tattoo has been a favorite of mine for YEARS. Beyond funny.
Minnie Driver looks so lovely here.....but then again she always looks lovely.
Two tattoo experiences. First, I used to work in a shipyard, a huge yard that employed over 12,000 people. A really great guy on our crew, a WW2 vet (Navy), had 4 or 5 large tattoo's on his arms, and I asked him about them during lunch one day. He replied, 'Don't ever get a tattoo, mine are over 40 years old, now they are just dark blue blobs that are unidentifiable. Second, I dated a girl in England once who had the tattoo that Minnie was talking about, that comes from book 1, page 1, figure 1. The leaping black panther scratching your arm, leg, whatever. It's not a good look.
3:17 And that children, is how the narwhal was made!
ahahahaha I supposed so
I'm sorry, I'm going to have to correct you - I'M Foxy. 😉
3:55
"Atleast make it anatomically accurate"
😂😂😂😂
Mark speaks on behalf of every biology student
Note to self: DO NOT drink anything when watching these clips! My computer screen was covered in Sprite when I saw the cat tattoo! =)
Minnie Driver... classy and gorgeous as ever!
Bloody stunning
i thought clair forlane is old.. 😀
She has a pointed chin
@@melgrant7404 We'll ask her to change it for you.
@@TonyEnglandUK good luck with that sarky
Minnie driver didn't get enough roles. She is very charming and I wished to see her in a lot of movies after her classy role in good will hunting. But alas.
Hattori Hanzo
Agreed
She also sings too. One of my fav songs is Beloved. 😊🇨🇦
Probs fought off weinstein
@@annother3350 I mean, her prime is over. She may not be the lead heroine anymore now.
She is so polite that really caught me off guard XD
"That takes a very special individual"
I need to remember that line....x
I wanted a tattoo when I was 18, I said to myself if I still want the tattoo by the time I'm 20, I will get it done. I'm so glad I waited ;) i totally don't want a tattoo now, I think they're really cool, but not for me.
+Danielle Sykes You are right. But tattoos are not cool though.
+Hunger knochen Like everything in life... It really depends...
Correct.
Mike Forti You have one on your forehead
Mike Forti oh
I regret nohing, nohing at all!
Except perhaps trusting Hannibal?
No Regerts...💪
except not studying spelling in school?
Not even one hing?
Got an ad here in New Zealand where a husband gets his wifes face tattooed on his back and it says "NO REGERTS" under it lol www.contagion.co.nz/the-work/no-regerts/
I met a guy at an electrical wholesale supply once that was bitching about the tattoo artist miss-spelling his daughter Angel's name as "Angle" on his arm. He showed it to me and we laughed about it. About 5 years later I was working on a dentist office and I was telling some co workers the story about a "dumbass that ...." and this guy walks in the room and says "that was me". Damn we all just fell out laughing. The tattoo artist had done a pretty decent cover and then redid the "Angel" tat on his other arm for free.
Mornin' Angle
I was doing fine until the cat tattoo - at that point I spilt my cup of tea laughing!
When I was a kid (60 years ago), my father told me the two worst ways to spend $2. were on a tattoo or on a wedding license.
He was very, very, very, very very right.
😂😂
@@TonyEnglandUK Only with the second one.
I agree on the wedding license.
Having a “moment” doesn’t need to be permanent on your body
That cat tattoo is genius! "What are you lookin at?!" XDXD ROFL
The rearward facing cat has been my trademark for years . Every time i wallpaper i draw it on the wall .
Have ever heard of the expression the cat’s ass!
Minnie Driver is looking good!
Not unusual for Minnie
Mark is really well spoken, what a surprise.
Not so drunk that time :-)
Still a douchebag.
Not drunk this time.
Rooty Kazooty
Douchebad in a sense that he...?
Madman0001 - Welllll, it's actually a skin GRAFT, not a skin graph!
I have only ever had one celebrity crush in my life. And it is Minnie Driver.
Mark is the example of someone growing up really late. :)
Minnie is fit
Along the lines of the "Regret Nohing" tattoo, I saw one once that said "No Regerts".
01:30 I wish Minnie Driver would interrupt me like that every day..........
LOVE THIS STORY - still think about it to this day and it has been ten years
Minnie Driver still brings it. Wow!
LOVE THE CAT TAT!!
That last one is a Cats Ass Trophy...lmao
If you get a tattoo that says "REGRET NOHING" thats a great idea.
That's odd, didn't recognise Mark sober...
Lmao
.
I knew there was something off about him! ;p
Oooooooooof
ThatOneAsianBroChick Funny, I think he’s more of an ass sober. What the heck, let’s split the difference: he’s an ass all of the time!
hands up if you want so see Minnie's rose tattoo 😍
🖐
good that cheryl cole wasnt on the show. that wouldve been awkward
Roman Randhahn why
google cheryl cole tattoo
Roman Randhahn I did; is ugly
Imagine her getting it all off in ten years. Ouch!
It would've gone right over her head probably tbh.
the cats like.. what are you looking at lolol classic
that cat tattoo... LOL
"no regrets" ya know what I'm sayin'?
That's what i was thinking of aswell :)
No ragrets!
@666karambab We're the Millers, right?
Man alive! Minnie's gorgeous!!!
Mark is so FUNNY!!! LOL=)
Haha, thanks!!!!
Minnie Driver is simply fantastic, apart from being stunningly beautiful, she has a wicked sense of fun. One of my all time favourite ladies.
Crushing hard on Driver
Best chat show ever.
MARK IS A FAV. OF MINE
2:58 "like a big rose?"
It is now....
I love them both
I love the look on the dolphin's face.
Good Will Hunting and Boogie Nights finally collaborated.
I know someone who got that same cat tat back in the 90's. Hilarious!!!
That's the first time I ever heard Minnie Drivers real voice
i used to have the biggest crush on her, very proper lady
Don’t she use her natural voice in good will hunting?
How gorgeous is Minnie Driver? And Mark Watson sends my pulse racing.💛💛
And the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland 😁
Oh I loved that actress, she aged well
the Graham Norton show, Has the best audience in the WORLD!!
I can't believe none made a narwhal joke
That "dolphin" they were talking about looks more like a beluga than a dolphin
or Seahorse..
There's a narwhale joke 2 comments above where yours appears, written a year before yours... lol.
honestly it all comes down to the tattoos you choose and what you do to your body
''that takes some special individual'' mark hahaha
I love Mark Watson’s humour.
There are 2 guys on the coach, both are named Mark.
minnie is so gorgeous!!
I bet Minnie's rose is gorgeous and such a wonderfully beautiful setting.🌹💋
The cat tattoo is FN hilarious.
I think the "Regret Nohing" tattoo is supposed to be misspelled, kinda gives it a cool meaning.
The cat tat was the bomb
See to me the lesson isn't "Don't get a tattoo", it's "Don't get a STUPID tattoo". You get a stupid tattoo in a stupid part of your body, yea, you'll regret that!
or won't regret, some people have a sense of humour. don't take your body too seriously :P
dickottel Agreed. I purposefully have some silly tattoos for that exact reason.
What the usual 'guidelines' are for tattoo's:
1. Don't put names of people down that aren't your parents or siblings.
2. Don't put 'something funny' down, unless you are older and you réálly want to.
3. Make sure you are sober. VERY sober.
4. It should be something you wanted for a long time and that dóes have a better meaning than 'pretty picture.'
5. You should print the picture out and stick it on/draw it on. And try to live with it for a week. You'll notice where it should be placed, whether it'll stay covered under your sleeves or clothing. Whether it's also fun to look at upside down (from your own view) and if it looks like spots or stains to others, in which case, the size or design should be changed.
6. Generally, don't put logo's of companies or movies down, nothing that is 'currently hip', no Chanel-logo, no Mercedes logo's, no random cars or vehicles, unless it is absolutely something you réálly wanted for a long time.
No, problem is that tattoos just don't age well. They only grow muddier in color, darken, and lose their shape.
I'm not sure how old you were when you wrote that but since this was 6 years ago... maybe now when you read comments/emails/etc. that you wrote 6 years ago... you might think that you wrote some stupid shit? At least here and there?
Well... the same applies to tattoos...
The Cat! LMFAO!
I love funny/bad tattoos!
I saw her, I instantly thought "How do you like them apples?"
If unicorns knew how these things work, you might see more of them around.
😂😂😂😂
That’s a keeper!
Dolphin/ tattoo, hilarious!
Dolphin and unicorn tat was awesome ......
Not on that fat and pasty white arm.
I ❤ minnie
Wowww Minnie looks stunning
I don’t know what he’s talking about, that’s the best cat tattoo I’ve ever seen!
I just died at the last one
I always always always liked Minnie Driver and I still do ☺️☺️
I hate tattoos so much but it's funny to see the fails 😆
I have 3. One on my leg, back, and foot. I don’t regret any of them. I got them at the ages of 18, 23 and 27 and I’m adding on to my recent tattoo. Just think long and hard before you ink yourself.
Cat: my eyes are up *here
that dolphin/unicorn one was fucking awesome
LOL, that one was good! ;)
The cat is dope though
The cat was a great way to hide that scar. Lol
I love my tattoos. But I waited till I was almost 30, and really thought about what to get and where to get it. The important thing is to think it through and wait until your certain. It seems crazy to me that in many countries you just walk into a tattoo parlor in the middle of the night drunk and get a tattoo. Here the parlors close around 7 pm and you need an appointment. When you have to wait several weeks you know for sure you`re doing the right thing.
I like all mark movies
Such a lovely people...
dying with the cat tat....
The cat one.. Im not even mad.. Brilliant! 😂
Thank you
Mark’s Wahlbeeg reaction to the cat tattoo was too hilarious!
The cat's great.
Oh that cat tattoo traumatized me!!!!!!!!!!
I love Minnie and i really want to see her tattoo!
You just know that somewhere out there there is someone looking at that cat tattoo and thinking “now there’s a good idea”. Not me by the way. I’m more of a dog person 😊
You had us in the first half.😂
I have 3 tattoos and I am so glad that I decided to put them in places that I could show off if I chose to but I didn’t have to show them if I didn’t want to. I hate them now and would get them removed if I could afford it.
My husband wanted one for years and now he’s grateful that I talked him out of it.
They’re awful aren’t they - infantile things
Wahlberg in Italy... two minutes !!! In Sicily... one second !!!
Now we know the reason, why unicorns became extinct