In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten... you cut off leg. This is Russian love song.
seeing as the scout can jump up to 8 times in midair wearing a big briefcase and holding a pan made of solid gold with one hand and flailing it rapidly, and being able to run at 7.62m/s at the same time, this aint very strong xd
It's just a warm up workout. Soldier's Black Box weights half a ton and Engineer's level 3 sentry weights 900 pounds and they carry those things around like it's nothing. "That was getting heavy." - Engineer
Yeah, but the Engineer is able to freely do squats and hops around the map as he pleases so he doesn't mind the weight. He could lift more. Also, this is from the official publicity blurb of the Black Box: "If you're lucky enough to sport the upper body strength to actually carry this monster (Black Box), you can guarantee, after firing this half-a-ton hellraiser, it will be the only thing left that's not a smouldering pile of ash." It makes sense that he's able to lift that thing since he's able to snap a bear's neck with ease, and punch a mercenary so hard that his neck just snapped. Not to mention that he's insane and swallowed Merasmus' heart medication before.
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*Medic mains fainting in the background*
Bru-
“It’s so beautiful! I llllllllove it!”
-the medic that was loud and ugly
I don't get the joke
@@weirdidiot4616 medic gf
saWOOON!!
Another heavy flex taunt that will probably be underused
ganibattlebear yeah!! So now I can have for taunts for my main and they'll be cheep rip sauce to all the medic and heavy mains
They'll kill me while doing this taunt lol xD
I'm the 666 guy who like your cmt
Fitting that this is the least viewed public video on valves channel
It is
heavy taunts:
heavy being strong
heavy being a strong russian
heavy being a strong russian again
heavy being a strong russian IN A CAR THAT SHOOTS BULLETS
Heavy one shot killing people in a second
@@le_cat_of_anger Sniper with a fully charged rifle: Wave goodbye to your head winker!
@@YEG38 medic with ubercharge ready:
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new taunt that will be underused
Oh my God what touch my weights? Alright who touched MY WEIGHTS!?
Bro it is my favorite taunt
I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart my dumbbell.Wait.....
It's OUR dumbbell.
Вот так вот.
Вот так вот.
ВОТ ТАК ВОТ.
*ВОТ* *ТАК* *ВОТ*
VOT
Yes I like it too
Oh,the glorious shine of Russian memes.
Лякуша Борзухан привет ну как водка в рашке)
*russian joke*
A real heavy would juggle those weights.
A real heavy eats them like a sandvich.
He’s a spy
@@Cooper287"Sandvich make me strong" to another level
Yet still he keeps skipping leg day.
The dude runs around with more than 150kg of armaments/food most of the time. His legs are BEEF.
@kuzuyiyenboga I don't know the tiny legs part but you gotta think on how much stuff he caries,even materials for taunts
Not using legs
*_S W O L E_*
*S* *T* *R* *O* *N* *K*
@@The_Chubster A f
The power of cross body hammer curls
In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off hand. If arm is rotten, you cut off arm. But if heart is rotten... you cut off leg. This is Russian love song.
If someone broke your heart cut that someone's leg
*In Soviet Russia, dumbbells lift you.*
Yes.
Da.
@@KrasnodarPlayer Tak.
Heavy doing Heavy lifting. Never thought i'd see the day.
Probably the best taunt to use in Setup
C'mon big boy, you can do better than that! Those weights are sooooo teeny!
Lel
BUT HEAVY CANNOT DO MORE!
THOSE WEIGHTS ARE BABIES
seeing as the scout can jump up to 8 times in midair wearing a big briefcase and holding a pan made of solid gold with one hand
and flailing it rapidly, and being able to run at 7.62m/s at the same time, this aint very strong xd
TheJosiahTurner hmmm... you have a point
It's just a warm up workout. Soldier's Black Box weights half a ton and Engineer's level 3 sentry weights 900 pounds and they carry those things around like it's nothing. "That was getting heavy." - Engineer
Sir Narwhal the black box is 1000 pounds?! What?
Also engie is slowed when he carries a level 2 or 3 btw
Yeah, but the Engineer is able to freely do squats and hops around the map as he pleases so he doesn't mind the weight. He could lift more.
Also, this is from the official publicity blurb of the Black Box: "If you're lucky enough to sport the upper body strength to actually carry this monster (Black Box), you can guarantee, after firing this half-a-ton hellraiser, it will be the only thing left that's not a smouldering pile of ash."
It makes sense that he's able to lift that thing since he's able to snap a bear's neck with ease, and punch a mercenary so hard that his neck just snapped. Not to mention that he's insane and swallowed Merasmus' heart medication before.
YES I'M GROWING STRONKER
MY MOSKLESS ARE GETTING BIG FROM THE PUMP
OHHHH YEAAHH
THE PUMP UHHHHHHH
Tomás MMMMM MOOSKLES HELPLES BULK GET STRONKER
YES THE SLEEPING TIME, SLEEPS SO MANY DREAMS
Joel
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE JOEL
I actually have the Bulk loadout.
Heavys hockey hair (aussie colored)
Heavy lifter
Strange professional killstreak fists
And now this taunt
Is this why you wanted to reset the universe, Pucci? Because the old one didn't have TF2?
Guys...
Where the farting pyro taunt?
I think valve heard his community now
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They're gonna announce it at the same time as the jetpack probably.
we have 3days left..
i guess they don't want to reveal the stats of the jetpack just yet
There's still one more private video in the Taunts playlist, so that's probably it.
YEAP
*The mooscles are getting stronker*
0:00 keep clicking this lol
0:01
its fake. heavy will never get a taunt.
we'll see about that..
its an illusion
a trick of the lights
It is probably a Spy trying to trick us.
exactly
It has to be real. It's posted by tf2 them self.
Unless this is a spy posting this
Wait, more heavy taunts?
*Thank you Gabe.*
Didn’t age well
Now thats what i call
Heavy lifting
UA-cam recommends it to me in 2024
heavy thicc with his large muscular arms 8)
*SOVIET S T R O N K*
use this to swoon your medics
he lets it roll down his arm, use his wrist to pop it in the air and then catches it. thats some strengthen.
'worth the weight'- Gabe Newell
finally heavy have some new taunts
F L E X on those Pyro mains
2 new heavy taunts hallelujah!
Nice, you strong!
Finally heavy is getting SOMETHING
Огонь по готовности!
We Just Need a Medic Taunt!
Medic buddies are impressed in the background while Medic gfs are fainting from their Soldier bf's expensive unusual s
I feel like this one would have some visual bugs, with some of the gloves
It would be cool if it could fall to the floor if it’s above air, because it just floats. And also it would hurt someone if they get hit with it.
Just like in the fitness IRL
I voted for that on the workshop! I want one (k, I'll just buy it)
Never skip arm day
this is my first unusual!!! i love the heavy becasue of the one long hair on the top of his head
VODKA MAKES ME *STROOOONG*
This is gonna be a good updateee
What if your melee weapon got a %10 damage bonus after doing this taunt for some seconds?
Huh. Got here at 20k views exact. Never seen that before. Cool. That’s all. Carry on.
Heavy keeps slipping leg day
Soviet arm stronk!
"P."
-Bilbo Baggins
Nagyon jó
stronk
DAAMN!!!
Up next: What If the Soviet Union Reunited Today?
That face is the shook face
Heavy flexed so hard the Soviet Union fell apart :(
Wasted opportunity to make this a melee
I just realized this is Strong-Arm. Swap the words, Armstrong. Neil Armstrong. Who’s the Soviet Armstrong? Yuri Gagarin
Is it just me or Heavy is secretly dabbing?
Cmon heavy! Carry those sandviches
Am i the only one who did not get these videos in subscription feed?
Heavy main got more stronk!
Spasiba chuvak
When the video ends before the comments load
Too swole to control
НАДО ПОДКАЧАТСЯ, НАДО НАДО ПОДКАЧАТСЯ
Big muscles
Копил деньги не знаю на что.Вот теперь знаю, куда потратить.
At least here I don't have to press left click and shift repeatedly. It doesn't level up my strength though.
Holy shit he just drop it like a Nokia
Make Different classes a different color in meet vids
Valve: NUH-UH
Make different classes a different color in emotes vids
Valve: OH YES.
Heavy workout 101
Yis, pump the mooscles
I'll buy 13 of those
Proceeds to easily lateral-raise a pair of atleast 25kg dumbbells...
nah still gonna main soldier
With This and the Russian arms race the movies are just gonna be heavy gyms
Why is he doing the *poggers?!*
Yes it's good
New taunt!
New taunt!
*Dat face*
arm-strong XD
i thin kvalve is knowing how im doing sports
OH SHT
*_W E A R E D O N E_*
Keep replaying the sound at the begining.
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!
i will run the other direction if i see this.
0:11 double mic drop
Is the announcer on this new map gona be saxton hale
TheUnluckyOne 09
I was wondering the same thing but unfortunetly no
**Blasting jojo music over the mic while using this taunt**
Soviet Neil Armstrong *badam tiss*
Its ok
Happy update
Hype
I had an unusulifier of this but i wanted to trade it for some keys,metal, and crates since i couldn't get the taunt
D-d-d-d-DROP THE DUMBELLS
[insert soviet theme here]
yes
*T H I C C*
Who flexes more?
Vote 1 for heavy
Vote 2 for ricegum
No sound when they drop?
HEAVY UPDATE
IS HEAVY UPDATE OUT?
Yay