Yep, I once talked to this guy on xbox, he told me he was going to fly over to my house come to my mum's basement and rip off my arms and shove them up my ass. So, I put on the kettle for him, as he sounded like a pretty chill guy.
The lobbies were just loud kids screaming half the time ...there was nothing of substance and.thats what makes a good insult not just randomly saying bad words when you were 9
It's so easy to insult an American. All you have to do is open your mouth. Whatever it is represents an insult. I can remember getting off a plane at LA after 24 hours of travelling without sleep. I found a food place and asked for a cup of white coffee please. You wouldn't believe the response. The attendant drew herself up to full height and proclaimed "we serve blacks and whites the same coffee here". How to insult an american in one easy lesson. Say something.
My friend told me "if they're not saying whatever they think it'll take to get under your skin, it's because you're still an outsider and they don't like you." XD
exactly, because what are friends for if they're not there to stop you from embarrassing yourself. Also, I won't stop an outsider from embarrassing themself if I don't like them, just to laugh at them. I know, I'm a horrible person
@gojiberrii1261 your entire friend group must be 80 years old or started doing it ironically, because I dont know a single person who says the word and I've lived in both Brisbane and Melbourne.
There's so many Americans in the comments trying to argue about how they don't take things so seriously or they don't react like that, not even realising the fact that they are taking the video too seriously and they are reacting like that.🤣🤣
I am half Aus living in Aus with an American accent. This went the other way when I first got here - someone said "ah he just went and bought her one" and I said "f off no way" and this guy got very upset with me. I guess It's kinda like how when Aussies say c- it sounds fine, but with an American accent it sounds bad.
@@greatleader4841 I don't know your situation or the context but I cannot imagine any Aus getting upset at an American saying mate unless they're some stuck-up hipster from Melbourne or something, quite unbelievable (not suggesting you're lying btw)
I'm aus but sound American cause of media corruption growing up, and I've been told to "Go back to America" because of how I speak, feel bad for any actual yanks living here.
Well, as an American, I think we Americans get too offended too easily. Hence Karens. Also, the world is now Americo-centric, so I think people should stop glorifying America, and to an extent, it's glorious, football and chips-addicted fat people, and on the other side of the spectrum the vegans and celebrities.
@@fleaniswerkhardt4647 Really? I know like 20 Dales from kids through to 50 somethings. Just at my work alone we have 3 regular customers called Dale our manager's a Dale as well. And they're all bogan af. Granted we have a lot more customers sharing the names Steve, Dave, Peter, Ian, Matt and Michael, but it's not uncommon either.
He's being a good friend, investing his time in helping his mate not make a fool of himself in public for all the wrong reasons. How is that insulting? It's a sign of deep respect and loyalty 🤷♀️
One of my favourite stories was my American mate who did his 4 year degree in Australia. He got so used to calling friends "ℂυηṭ" that when he forgot how taboo it was in America, called his brother a ℂυηṭ infront of his USMC mates and hit the deck faster than he could realise what he did wrong. Honestly American's can't take a compliment
It's mainly because in Australia it's just a word, and in the U.S. it's a word that mainly gets used to insult and degrade women which somehow ended up with everybody being scared of it because people love to give words power over here.
@@pleasegoawaydude Thankfully, maybe because Australian media is getting more popular, this is changing from what I have experienced so far. Where I live in the states I've seen more people insulting each other in a friendly manner
I still hate it and wont use it. But context is everything, for that one. Its real meaning is sacred. I also dont use male genitalia as an insult out of respect
Your American accent is really good except for one slip up. You pronounced Nissan like “Nissan” and not “Nissan”. In North America we say “Nissan”. Haha. Classic.
Kinda true tho. When I worked at a gas station kiosk, I greeted this one customer with "Hey dude, what's up?" and he went of on this whole tangent on how 'dude' was this massive degrading insult where he's from. And he was dead serious.
Reminds me when I was younger when I worked as a cashier at Woolies. Had this regular that would come in and would lose his shit if I used the term "it's all good". He'd go off his chops saying nothing is all good and would rattle off his life story.
I don't know what it is about Americans in particular, but some of us really can't seem to tell the difference between ribbing, turns of phrase, and legitimate abuse. Mind you, that kind of American will be the first to openly hurl abuse at others, but they'll go from zero to fighting mad in .5 seconds if they even think someone's doing it to them.
Personally, while I understand the difference, it all just feels the same to me. I don't like the way people talk in general. Nobody just conveys information and moves on with their lives, and wading through layers of social cues and jokes and small talk is so frustrating when I don't like people in the first place. This is not why most people don't take jokes well, but it is why I just don't care about anything anybody says.
No cause in Australia, kids in my friend group all make fun of each other- if your fat or skinny and one kid with a disease, and god forbid, you don't have a dad or mum, no one is safe
I've never seen any Australian person, other than people that I know or that live there, ever mention Wodonga. So idk but mentioning the Wodonga Raiders made me exited for some reason. My cousin had her 21st at the clubhouse there and she lives across the road from it.
0:15 lmaoooo they're always the 1st to get so mad and offended when they think we're the ones mad and offended. *cue argument that arose out of American's ignorance* Bro calm down I'm not even mad
Insulting an american as an aussie speaks for itself, though the american might square up at words the australian will put you down after letting you have the first one free. Though seeing an aussie with a chain and piercings might lead me to think he's fine with taking a punch or two if you kiss him after...
I gotta say, you ALMOST nailed that accent by 98%. Though when you were speaking with the accent, you sounded a little like Lightning Mcqueen (Owen Wildon) from Cars.
in my current town. there are police driving down main roads every 20-30 seconds to stop locals from beating up american tourists/immigrants (aberdeen, scotland)
Helen Moss Only if they're being, seriously not serious, when wanting to make an impactful, long and descriptive as possible insult to convey their point of objection.
from pretty much birth, our nickname from our dad was 'little crapper heads'. maybe american's weird sensitivity to mildly harsh language is why the entire country always looks like it's having a freak out?
LOL yeah this is too accurate xD Like... American insulting: Bro, you're lucky I didn't come prepared or you'd be in the hospital or under the ground... Wait, lemme flip a coin to find out which. Aussie insulting: *Literally tugs every loose thread about you that we can find until all that you are is a depressed puddle of loser while not even swearing at you cos that's just for if we need to go nuclear*
Any Aussie knows he’s holding back for UA-cam
So true
Facts
UA-cam has blocked the Australian language now we have to use english that's racist we could lose our traditional ways.
Lol true
@@dino9071 discrimination at its finest
Resisting the urge to call someone an absolute fuckwit for doing something stupid is a skill that needs to be learnt
Why not call them a fuckwit? It's important to call out BS and stupidity, otherwise it will continue unchecked 🤔 🤣🤣👍
Congrats to this guy for holding back the full arsenal of Australian language, I wouldn't be able to hold it all in 😣😫💦
I agree
yeah there was a good chance this video could have been taken down.
@@oviler- don't want to lose the monetisation!
Americans do meltdown if you call them a particular word that rhymes with grunt.
I could be the 2,000 like… the power in my hands… whatever
As an irish guy i really empathise with the aussies on this one😅
Fuck the Irish mate (some)
Fuck just remembered my nans Irish
Jokes on you! Like 50% of Australia has either English, Scottish, or Irish genes.
@@sunsetanimator4187 ah for feck sake we're all just insulting each other arent wr 🤣
I mean we both live on islands but that’s really all we have in common
"Looking at me without jokes in your eyes and thinking that that was alright"
...I wanna be able to qote this one day. It's pure gold
Be careful what ya wish for 🎵🎵
"you won't survive xbox live chat back in the day"
Aussies:
Us complimenting each other is practically an Xbox live chat from 2006
bro us aussie think those chats are full of very polite people
Yep, I once talked to this guy on xbox, he told me he was going to fly over to my house come to my mum's basement and rip off my arms and shove them up my ass.
So, I put on the kettle for him, as he sounded like a pretty chill guy.
@@TrashPC_lol honestly I’ve had conversations with people at parties worse than the American Xbox chat memes
The lobbies were just loud kids screaming half the time ...there was nothing of substance and.thats what makes a good insult not just randomly saying bad words when you were 9
as an citizen of both countries and spending 12 years in each country, this is incredibly accurate hahahaha
I would never survive in America then. I would say something, then I would be getting a $3,000,000 medical bill for being shot.
But the American laugh thoooo
It's so real 😂😂😂
unrealistic the Aussie didnt swear every second word
Fax. (Would be more accurate but you can't really say the c word on UA-cam lol)
@@wixaro76 You not wrong there C###
@@wixaro76 yeah exactly. He never said the c word and he never used “fucken” as a replacement for “and”
Only every second word?
That’s insultingly low
@@clodolcmidnights837 I’d agree but then he wouldn’t be saying any other words
It's so easy to insult an American. All you have to do is open your mouth. Whatever it is represents an insult. I can remember getting off a plane at LA after 24 hours of travelling without sleep. I found a food place and asked for a cup of white coffee please. You wouldn't believe the response. The attendant drew herself up to full height and proclaimed "we serve blacks and whites the same coffee here". How to insult an american in one easy lesson. Say something.
Bloody hell. Coffee with milk in it. How is that too hard?
@@Plethorality can't tell if you're telling him to say that or getting up the attendant for not understanding it
"that dude from the Wodonga raiders"
As an Albury-Wodongan, I'm lost for words🤣
My friend told me "if they're not saying whatever they think it'll take to get under your skin, it's because you're still an outsider and they don't like you." XD
Eesh
exactly, because what are friends for if they're not there to stop you from embarrassing yourself. Also, I won't stop an outsider from embarrassing themself if I don't like them, just to laugh at them.
I know, I'm a horrible person
You know you really fucked up when an Aussie calls you a “drongo” and isn’t laughing
Literally no one says that... what are you, 80?
@@dylancrosby2451 my entire friend group says drongo, idk what you're on about
@gojiberrii1261 your entire friend group must be 80 years old or started doing it ironically, because I dont know a single person who says the word and I've lived in both Brisbane and Melbourne.
@@dylancrosby2451 We're teenagers in NSW, soooo idk man
@gojiberrii1261 probably saying it ironically for the memes then, drongo is a really old slang term that isn't really used anymore.
"I will absolutely be partaking in the future slander of your name behind your back" 🤣🤣🤣
"Yeah. Right. So the kit's no good?"
Accurate response.
There's so many Americans in the comments trying to argue about how they don't take things so seriously or they don't react like that, not even realising the fact that they are taking the video too seriously and they are reacting like that.🤣🤣
You bring up one or two political points around Yanks and they will go off for days 😂 They take everything so seriously
@@100StepProgram Yeah.
which ones the aussie and which is american in the video 😭😭
@@daegaliii The one that's being dramatic is the American.
@@strange........ ohh alr ty lol
I am half Aus living in Aus with an American accent. This went the other way when I first got here - someone said "ah he just went and bought her one" and I said "f off no way" and this guy got very upset with me.
I guess It's kinda like how when Aussies say c- it sounds fine, but with an American accent it sounds bad.
Im an american living in aus and i struggle to not say mate because for some reason its looked at as disrespectful by aussies from an american.
@@greatleader4841 I don't know your situation or the context but I cannot imagine any Aus getting upset at an American saying mate unless they're some stuck-up hipster from Melbourne or something, quite unbelievable (not suggesting you're lying btw)
@@Danners35 It could come off as thinking they are imitating them which might get someone mad, that's probably the only way I could see it.
I'm aus but sound American cause of media corruption growing up, and I've been told to "Go back to America" because of how I speak, feel bad for any actual yanks living here.
I guarantee you are salty from the vid so you commented this
As an American I'm dissapointed in how little people actually think of us, and how true their thoughts really are.
Shoot less children.
Personally I'm ready to throw down... lol
@@vauths8204 exactly
Well, as an American, I think we Americans get too offended too easily. Hence Karens.
Also, the world is now Americo-centric, so I think people should stop glorifying America, and to an extent, it's glorious, football and chips-addicted fat people, and on the other side of the spectrum the vegans and celebrities.
Nnng
E- de-.
Vice versa?
Dale is such an Aussie name though, very relatable.
I guess you're being ironic. Only ever met 2 'Dales' - one was male and one female.
@@fleaniswerkhardt4647 Really? I know like 20 Dales from kids through to 50 somethings. Just at my work alone we have 3 regular customers called Dale our manager's a Dale as well. And they're all bogan af.
Granted we have a lot more customers sharing the names Steve, Dave, Peter, Ian, Matt and Michael, but it's not uncommon either.
'That dude from the Wodonga Raiders' is the most aussie thing ever said.
i’m not gay but dowlo you’re a specimen of a man
Your gay
I'm gay & you're correct
Glad I’m not the only one thinking this I was watching another one of his videos and was thinking damn I would subscribe to his onlyfans if he had one
*G A Y*
@@LioneIMess bro wtf
He's being a good friend, investing his time in helping his mate not make a fool of himself in public for all the wrong reasons.
How is that insulting? It's a sign of deep respect and loyalty 🤷♀️
And he had sex with his miss to test the waters and see if she was alright. And he banged his mum to show her some compassion. A true friend.
Would’ve been more accurate if it went:
“You done?”
“Yeah”
“So the kits no good?”
“Fucked if I know”
2:15 "Like I..." Anyone else thought he was gonna say "Like I would have cheated on you"
haha laughed so hard, great vid mate!! love the Aussie vs American series!!
haha no one cares. shut yo dumbass up on that “mate” shit bruh
In Australia its always the 'Ur Mum' jokes.
AHDHJASD MY CLASSMATES OH GOD ALL THE TIME
Even when I was in high school 20 years ago
Nah it's always straight to fighting.
The Aussie’s just ranting at him from his soul 😂
Lol. As an Australian, this is funny 😂😂😂
This is the most relatable video I have ever seen in my entire life
3:03 am I the only one that thought he was gonna say married?😂
Coming from an Australian, I would’ve cussed that guy out for constantly assuming what I meant and immediately trying to fight
One of my favourite stories was my American mate who did his 4 year degree in Australia. He got so used to calling friends "ℂυηṭ" that when he forgot how taboo it was in America, called his brother a ℂυηṭ infront of his USMC mates and hit the deck faster than he could realise what he did wrong.
Honestly American's can't take a compliment
I lived in SYD for 3 1/2 years, had to quit using the C word when I got back to the US!
It's mainly because in Australia it's just a word, and in the U.S. it's a word that mainly gets used to insult and degrade women which somehow ended up with everybody being scared of it because people love to give words power over here.
@@pleasegoawaydude if womxn want equality it’s time to toughen up.
@@pleasegoawaydude Thankfully, maybe because Australian media is getting more popular, this is changing from what I have experienced so far. Where I live in the states I've seen more people insulting each other in a friendly manner
I still hate it and wont use it.
But context is everything, for that one. Its real meaning is sacred. I also dont use male genitalia as an insult out of respect
Your American accent is really good except for one slip up. You pronounced Nissan like “Nissan” and not “Nissan”. In North America we say “Nissan”.
Haha. Classic.
So helpful.
He's just holding back, I love it.
This is accurate because the escalation of minor perceived insult to violence from the American is accurate to my experience with them
the aussie guys at my school would definitely roast him or just judge him without using any words
LMAO, they really be taking it too serious tho.
As an Australian, yeah, that is around about average, though it’s not usually about looks
lol the cloud 9 line killed me
Kinda true tho. When I worked at a gas station kiosk, I greeted this one customer with "Hey dude, what's up?" and he went of on this whole tangent on how 'dude' was this massive degrading insult where he's from. And he was dead serious.
Na bro we say G, man, mate, cunt or bro/ cus (even for friends)
Reminds me when I was younger when I worked as a cashier at Woolies. Had this regular that would come in and would lose his shit if I used the term "it's all good". He'd go off his chops saying nothing is all good and would rattle off his life story.
Short story, American’s like to fight about almost anything, Australians are mostly chill
its how people react when they take themselves too seriously 😀
Lol As far as I can tell, Australians dont take anything seriously
pretty much
Until we DO! Thats when you should worry!
I don't know what it is about Americans in particular, but some of us really can't seem to tell the difference between ribbing, turns of phrase, and legitimate abuse. Mind you, that kind of American will be the first to openly hurl abuse at others, but they'll go from zero to fighting mad in .5 seconds if they even think someone's doing it to them.
Personally, while I understand the difference, it all just feels the same to me. I don't like the way people talk in general. Nobody just conveys information and moves on with their lives, and wading through layers of social cues and jokes and small talk is so frustrating when I don't like people in the first place.
This is not why most people don't take jokes well, but it is why I just don't care about anything anybody says.
Can we get an Irish version of this? they can make you cry without fits and at the same time feel like you’ve been verbally punched.
No cause in Australia, kids in my friend group all make fun of each other- if your fat or skinny and one kid with a disease, and god forbid, you don't have a dad or mum, no one is safe
2nd day in a row that dowlo uploads? this is incredible
I've been gaming with Aussie's for the last 10 years, I'm immune to insults. ROFL
What platform do you guys play?
1:50 one of my friends have that colour pants and we would laugh each time he would wear them. It's now the joke pant
As an aussie i can identify that this is indeed how I feel lol
I've never seen any Australian person, other than people that I know or that live there, ever mention Wodonga. So idk but mentioning the Wodonga Raiders made me exited for some reason. My cousin had her 21st at the clubhouse there and she lives across the road from it.
Fuck yeah, the Dong
Same here I was like woah
3:03 I thought he was going to married. Lol
his american accent gets me every time-
This guy could seriously write a fucking good comedy series - better than the shit that's currently on streaming services
A.K.A us Aussies are better at comedy than fucken Americans
Bro’s using .00005% of the Australian language for UA-cam.
He has such a cute American accent
If they say shrimp we beat them up its the law
0:15 lmaoooo they're always the 1st to get so mad and offended when they think we're the ones mad and offended.
*cue argument that arose out of American's ignorance*
Bro calm down I'm not even mad
I wish I could subscribe twice mate this is peak Aussie comedy
Yet another classic keep it going bro🤙🏻
"if i had my under armour kit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:53 in and it like "dude stop his already dead" 😂
If an American acted like this to me, they’d be met with my arsenal of insults.
Crap, I live in America.
any American would know he's just holding back bc yt's TOS prevents the usage of real guns
"Hyuhyuhyuhyuh" 😂
I called a coworker a big dag in front of a Canadian coworker and she was shocked 😂
The reaction is dead on, too. "Yeah, right, so the kit's no good."
He almost sounds American...almost. Very suspicious.
As an American I can confirm that "get stuffed" would only be offensive if it was 1786 lol
As an Aussie who’s friend is American, this is always how we battle
Near perfect mastery of the American accent, it wasn't until he said the word "Nissan" that I even realized they were the same person.
Got me too. NEE SAWN!
2:43 "I will absoluetly be partaking in the future slander of your name behind your back"
All of that was Aussie for "Hmm, close but not quite enough mate."
I'm from Australia n shit here is cooked as fuck
wait for the aussie to snap and crack out the ol' 'now you listen here, mate' causing the american to instantly soil his pants
That laugh at the start sounded like Scooby doo
More like goofy
Insulting an american as an aussie speaks for itself, though the american might square up at words the australian will put you down after letting you have the first one free.
Though seeing an aussie with a chain and piercings might lead me to think he's fine with taking a punch or two if you kiss him after...
How did you achieve this comment? It's impressively unsatisfying to read.
I gotta say, you ALMOST nailed that accent by 98%. Though when you were speaking with the accent, you sounded a little like Lightning Mcqueen (Owen Wildon) from Cars.
in my current town. there are police driving down main roads every 20-30 seconds to stop locals from beating up american tourists/immigrants (aberdeen, scotland)
Liam's smile is so beautiful
Wodonga! I was acknowledged haha.
No Aussie guy would say I’ll partake in the slander of you 🤣
yeah😂, that was a stretch too far
Helen Moss Only if they're being, seriously not serious, when wanting to make an impactful, long and descriptive as possible insult to convey their point of objection.
@@chookinathunderstorm3446 yeah some of us have vocabulary that extends beyond year 10 English; how often we deploy it is a personal preference thing.
from pretty much birth, our nickname from our dad was 'little crapper heads'. maybe american's weird sensitivity to mildly harsh language is why the entire country always looks like it's having a freak out?
Omg, I'm secretly an Australian. That's exactly how I give my opinions.
An Aussie would say "For fk's sake".....
as an australian i can confirm this is accurate
As someone who lives in Australia
Even I got confused why the other got insulted
And now compare it to insulting a brit:
American accent was spot on until you didn't pronounce Nissan like neesawn
LOL yeah this is too accurate xD Like...
American insulting: Bro, you're lucky I didn't come prepared or you'd be in the hospital or under the ground... Wait, lemme flip a coin to find out which.
Aussie insulting: *Literally tugs every loose thread about you that we can find until all that you are is a depressed puddle of loser while not even swearing at you cos that's just for if we need to go nuclear*
Well. That escalated... perfectly 😋
I like how how his American laugh just sounds like goofy
This is hilarious. Keep it up bro 👍
😆 Legit americans seem so sensitive. The way Aussies show affection is by what seems to be abusive banter. Americans couldn't handle that haha
lmao another entertaining comedy
After interacting with americans in some game i've played.. yeah.. this is accurate.
The american is just 80% of twitter
Can confirm, this is Victoria
I definitely wouldn't wear a mic pack on a date
as an aussie i can firmly disagree we never say get stuffed
I want to believe that last half was an over-exaggeration.
But I’m not 100% convinced.