Vault 57: We just got one family and put it in a tiny vault with a door that works. Sometimes we at Vault-Tec just can't think of good experiments and just do random shit.
Note to self: If there's an apocalypse, and the choice is staying out in the wastes, or moving into a shelter with Jane, I'll live longer staying in the wastes.
+deGooder Seriously. Mother Dearest can skin, clean, and butcher a human woman, pull aluminum disks and cylinders out of the ether, and fill and vacuum seal the cans in the time it takes her husband or daughter to stitch a few scraps of nylon and cloth into a sack and apparently nail it to the floor. And this is less than a week since the bombs fell or whatever. _What did she do_ during that six month "vacation", I wonder?
Outsidexbox guide to survival: Step 1: Meet someone new Step 2: Make them do everything in return for nothing Step 3: Work her to death Step 4: Eat her Step 5: Repeat from step 1
Just another "you were the bad guy all along" game. Put into Martha's shoes, she's just a lone wanderer trying to trade instead of fighting, and then got kidnapped by cannibalistic slavers.
+Radar O'Reilly Now, now, "slavery" is _such_ a strong word... ... one that implies that Martha would actually be receiving things like _food_ and _water_ and _shelter_ as "payment" for her work.
"it only took six days for us to resort to canabalism," taking into consideration the lack of mike in this video, I'm guessing you weren't referring to the game.
Usually its could took months or years before any sheltered family sorts to cannibalism. But this family with their own little bunker, various tools and equipment. Took only six days before they got desperate enough to shed their humanity and sort to cannibalism. That is some questionable surviving skill right there.
To be fair, you want to evenly expend all resources. I would save my canned food for the winter, and go huntin for that Ultra Luxe meat during the summer, when scavengers and survivors are outside more. This is why I'd be a GREAT vault overseer.
This was a bit weird to watch, Jane and Andy kept telling me what I was feeling and telling me what to do....Andy kept telling me off, but at least Jane did not eat me... so a mixed day for Mark
This video made me buy it, it's surprisingly addictive - it's much longer than most indie games. Plus the variables change on a new game which gives it a lot of replayability - I messed up my first play through and started again. I've got about 8 hours on it so far and there's still tons to do, and still enjoying it.
I liked Martha the words that came out of her mouth when you first met her were great. She sounded like the loyal person in the group. She was the best, I teared up seeing how you were treating her.
Ok, a post apocalyptic world in an underground shelter and you need to send survivors to scavenge for food, water and weapons. And made by the guys and gals behind worms? Kevin Bacon was right, it's a no-brainer!
I just want to know what sort of moron sets up a fallout shelter and forgets to install a sleeping area and a toilet? That's like one of the top 5 things you do first. Food, medicine, guns, sleeping and toilet... not always in that order, but at least with those 5 things.
The game was made before the e3 conference and its an whole different game a bit like foshelter but has more content....Fo4 tho...Best game of the century
You guys going to do another video on Sheltered? Just started playing this again and noticed a few new things in it like extra pets such as horses and snakes " beware it bites" and though I haven't seen it yet apparently you can get attacked by bears.
I have a really bad bug. My survivers dont call back when they are on a looting tour. So i cant get loot and dont meet other people. And the time and days dont move on. So my survivors always dies very fast. Someone knows how to fix this problem? thanks
"Accidental" cannibalism? That's when you're sitting all the way over there (making co-incidental chewing motions) and someone just happens to fall in your mouth, right?
Vault 57: We just got one family and put it in a tiny vault with a door that works. Sometimes we at Vault-Tec just can't think of good experiments and just do random shit.
You've probably just awakened the rage of both BATMAN and SUPERMAN with all your MARTHA shenanigans!
When nuclear war destroys the world I am definitely avoiding the outside xbox vault.
Bradley Ekhodiahi It wouldn't be the worst thing vault-tec has done. I'm looking at you, vault 77 or vault 43.
+The Golden Llama It comes pretty close.
I'd still prefer some light cannibalism to a panther.
Or having a gun tricking them with the a place to stay story and killing them all and taking over their shelter
The Golden Llama Hey! Waste not want not.
Just six days...
No one catch a *nap* around Jane. Just to be safe...
Note to self: If there's an apocalypse, and the choice is staying out in the wastes, or moving into a shelter with Jane, I'll live longer staying in the wastes.
It took less time to chop up and can Martha than it did to make a bed. That's a family with some questionable practiced skills....
+deGooder Seriously. Mother Dearest can skin, clean, and butcher a human woman, pull aluminum disks and cylinders out of the ether, and fill and vacuum seal the cans in the time it takes her husband or daughter to stitch a few scraps of nylon and cloth into a sack and apparently nail it to the floor. And this is less than a week since the bombs fell or whatever. _What did she do_ during that six month "vacation", I wonder?
'We didn't turn to cannibalism. We welcomed it.'
12:45 WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
Outsidexbox guide to survival:
Step 1: Meet someone new
Step 2: Make them do everything in return for nothing
Step 3: Work her to death
Step 4: Eat her
Step 5: Repeat from step 1
What's for breakfast?
Scrambled legs.
Just another "you were the bad guy all along" game. Put into Martha's shoes, she's just a lone wanderer trying to trade instead of fighting, and then got kidnapped by cannibalistic slavers.
+Radar O'Reilly Now, now, "slavery" is _such_ a strong word...
... one that implies that Martha would actually be receiving things like _food_ and _water_ and _shelter_ as "payment" for her work.
4:19 Jane Baker/Douglas. "We're going to be one of those families" Had Luke and Ellen seen this video prior to signing up?
In the beginning I though Martha was gonna turn on the mc shellters but I couldn't have been more wrong
+Ryan Jenkins I know. That is not what I thought they meant by the title.
Funny how Martha was of most use when dead, even better is how turning someone into food traumatize you then eating that person distraumatize you.
I always struggle to find a good "Sorry about your radiation poisoning" card at the shops
It's like Fallout Shelter without Fallout
And much more sad
+Darkbear In the Android/IOS app store.
HantalGazi and without the crashes
+HantalGazi I love how the cursor is a direct reference...
HantalGazi And an "ED"
I would happily watch more of this!
I love how martha died and the stag made you get over the death of martha instantly
Honest Officer it was accidental cannibalism!
"it only took six days for us to resort to canabalism," taking into consideration the lack of mike in this video, I'm guessing you weren't referring to the game.
THEY ATE MARTHA HOLY SHIT
FUCK.M Spoilers dude
Forgot about that srry people who hate me
Evin Mwti My numbers are few, but we demand blood as compensation.
Evin Mwti They were only explicitly told not to eat pears.
Provoking Perch Blood you shall get:D
now we now that outsidexbox is part of vault tec (te more you learn)
Usually its could took months or years before any sheltered family sorts to cannibalism.
But this family with their own little bunker, various tools and equipment. Took only six days before they got desperate enough to shed their humanity and sort to cannibalism.
That is some questionable surviving skill right there.
To be fair, you want to evenly expend all resources.
I would save my canned food for the winter, and go huntin for that Ultra Luxe meat during the summer, when scavengers and survivors are outside more.
This is why I'd be a GREAT vault overseer.
I love that it wasn't food or medicine that was the most vital and scarce resource. It was sand. ^u^
'Oh yeah that's why she's got radiation sickness LOL.' Survival Strategy 101 with Jane Douglas.
This was a bit weird to watch, Jane and Andy kept telling me what I was feeling and telling me what to do....Andy kept telling me off, but at least Jane did not eat me... so a mixed day for Mark
Andy and Jane.. With little boy Mike. The next shelter family!
This video made me buy it, it's surprisingly addictive - it's much longer than most indie games. Plus the variables change on a new game which gives it a lot of replayability - I messed up my first play through and started again. I've got about 8 hours on it so far and there's still tons to do, and still enjoying it.
You ate martha?! Bruce is gonna be pissed
They resorted to cannibalism remarkably fast, im actually amazed by how fast the family went from "normal" to "cannibal cult"
"Accidental Cannibalism"
Well I mean they did warn Martha right when she came back empty handed
MORE OF THIS! Seriously, can you make a whole series out of this, pleeeeease? :)
I love this game, and I found it because of outsidexbox
I liked Martha the words that came out of her mouth when you first met her were great. She sounded like the loyal person in the group. She was the best, I teared up seeing how you were treating her.
I love how the trails and tribulations of Martha parallel the real feelings for a vast majority towards Martha Jones from Doctor Who
They always ask Where’s Martha? but they never ask How’s Martha?
Omigod. You guys are terrifying. Never ever EVER playing Sims with you guys...
looks like outside xbox are thinking outside the vault I'll take my punnist medal now.
I could litteraly watch this all day...
You guys are the Baker family. Brilliant.
Ok, a post apocalyptic world in an underground shelter and you need to send survivors to scavenge for food, water and weapons. And made by the guys and gals behind worms? Kevin Bacon was right, it's a no-brainer!
ikr what is it with Xbox one and survival games.
Are you complaining?
Far from it, i love team 17!
Likewise I merely recognised the sudden shift in game type, the truth is these game types are incredible.
TheRupertLitterbin it looks like the worms fighting has finally taken its toll on the earth. so sad
I think you may have made some enemies in the Justice League with your mistreatment of Martha
Does Mark look like Andy on purpose? Or is that a scary coincidence?
He looks like Andy not markimoo
This is probably the funniest vid you guys have ever done, loved it. RIP Martha! haha :D
Had no idea radiation suits came in child sizes. Takes doomsday prepping to a whole new level.
RIP Martha. Her grave, our bellies.
I just want to know what sort of moron sets up a fallout shelter and forgets to install a sleeping area and a toilet? That's like one of the top 5 things you do first. Food, medicine, guns, sleeping and toilet... not always in that order, but at least with those 5 things.
herrzimm ... water
much more important than guns or a toilet
Dear lords, you guys are truly monsters!
I'd rather face a dozen Deathclaws in my vaul, err, shelter, than have Andy and Jane in control of my fate.
So funny! Hope you play more of this :)
I'd like to see you guys play this again, this is really funny xD
I bet the Devs shat themselves when they saw the fallout e3 conference
The game was made before the e3 conference and its an whole different game a bit like foshelter but has more content....Fo4 tho...Best game of the century
Martha.You will not be missed.
Nadir Bait Saleem but you'll be pooped
Haywire Dednicat LOL
I love streaming this game
Jane & Andy: Martha go get some sand. Martha: You got it! (Comes back) sorry guys I couldn't find anything all there was was a bunch of sand.
But you can get free Martha and when you die you help save others
We don't have namby-pamby "mourn" or "bury" options here, it's CONSUME or nothing!
Super fleshed out Fallout Shelter I'm guessing. Looks great.
You should play more of this!
"Yes children, Martha may be gone, but a part of her still lives with us."
DO MORE THIS IS AWESOME
Poor, poor, poor Martha.
We will miss your bright pink battle suit pants.
You guys going to do another video on Sheltered? Just started playing this again and noticed a few new things in it like extra pets such as horses and snakes " beware it bites" and though I haven't seen it yet apparently you can get attacked by bears.
I need more of this
Now I know that if the world ends and I accidentally find the outsidebox shelter, I just have to run away as far as possible from there
Wow, I was Martha in fallout 3. I ran into nice people who took me in when I needed help, who then led me to a basement and murdered me for food
Everyone always devolves into canibals in this game. Everyone.
Anyone else think that looked like a detox handle in between the doors that they NEVER PULLED.
Will you guys be playing more of this?????
r.i.p. Martha- you tasted nice. *cue sad violin music*
I've never seen you guys get so sadistic before
dis is hilarious watching it twice as fast xP
you can have a cat. #SayingSomethingThatYouDontKnow
I have a really bad bug. My survivers dont call back when they are on a looting tour. So i cant get loot and dont meet other people. And the time and days dont move on. So my survivors always dies very fast. Someone knows how to fix this problem? thanks
6:09 before they go cannibal
Please play more if this.
"come in come in homebase we found a beach we dug it up and threw it in the ocean like you requested"
-outside xbox survival team
For some reason I now want pancakes after watching this video.. Nutella, Sliced banana & some freshly whipped cream :).
I think Lisa decided that because Martha tasted good, it didn't matter that she died
Can you play games early if your in the preview program like me
I wish you guys could add a link to the games yall play...; )
Jane where are you from originally? I detect a bit of a westcountry twang that I've never noticed before until now.
So is Dogmeat a Fallout reference ?
no a halo reference 😒
It's a Tetris reference
hey hey its a GTA reference
Pong reference.
Shrek 2: The Game reference
step one in surviving an apocalypse: take the first survive you find and work them to death. step two have a lovely meal. step three sand
Can we get a part 2 please?
I haven't laughed this hard at a Let's Play in a LONG time, guys.
Poor Marta....
I wish they were always this funny
so, This War of Mine is now on Xbox?
Play more of this. Plz.
Make this a series
Cambells brand Martha
"Let's eat some Martha" is going to stick with me for a while...
I can guess what caused the nuclear apocalypse! His names Andy!
You just made underground Andale from Fallout 3 without the inbreeding.
I feel bad for all the people who stumble open this vault with a sense of hope
Keep. Playing.
"Accidental" cannibalism? That's when you're sitting all the way over there (making co-incidental chewing motions) and someone just happens to fall in your mouth, right?
301 club! Stop pretending that you didn't know what would happen when the corpse said harvest!!!