there is no lyrics video of this song so imma put it over here My basement (uh) Gonna show you my beautiful basement Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch I'll turn up the heat if it's too much I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire, Turn on the dehumidifier I'm serious when I flick this next switch Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this, " My trains (uh) My trains (uh) I got small ones, tiny little trains I come down here just to get away My trains (uh) My trains (uh) It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away In the club, the Model Railroad Club, A motherfucker said shit about my trains Might as well have took a shit on my brain Cuz I went insane I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat But the president never did let me back after that Shit, I said, "Fuck you, Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" My trains (uh) My trains (uh) I got small ones, tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away My trains (uh) M-m-m-m-my trains (uh) It's like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away I lie here every night I feel like if I focus And think of getting smaller I'll gradually get smaller And if I get small enough My trains will seem much bigger And I'll be the conductor The tiniest conductor OH! Then whatchu gonna do? Then whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do then, huh? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small Like one inch tall You won't see me coming at all When I crawl into your ear late at night Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight And you think I'm just another bad dream But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream Little hands hold an artery shut Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what? My trains My trains My trains (uh) My trains (uh) I got small ones, tiny little trains. I come down here just to get away My trains (uh) My trains (uh) They're like magic, magic trains I wish these trains could take me away My trains (Chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (Chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains (Chugga chugga woo-woo) My trains
@@obnoxiousArcademy head cannon is he didn’t get a really cool wig so he then took a liking to trains and felt so much rage after the previous failure of a hobby so when somebody insulted him he became a maniac
That's also somewhat present in another Nature Tapes song, "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" all the others also seem dream-like/drunken but are less aggressive than these two.
for some reason these videos help me enjoy the song more afterwards???? It might be something in my brain involving having the visualizations of the words
@@elokin300he also invented the ocean, telephones, sharks, trucks, lemons, demons, shadows, dvds, capitalism, parties, of course trains, automobiles, the moon, being wrong, scrimshaw, fish, bowling alleys, wigs and many other things At this point Neil cicierega has invited the universe
This is legit how my brain interprets information (like when i listen to a song... sometimes i think in pictures, sometimes pictures of words, sometimes internal narration... but like, this is how my mind looks lol)
If a psychic tried to read my mind they probably wouldn't be able to get Anything coherent out of it except this song playing faintly in the background for 72 hours straight and I am bizarrely proud of that
there is no lyrics video of this song so imma put it over here
My basement (uh)
Gonna show you my beautiful basement
Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch
I'll turn up the heat if it's too much
I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire,
Turn on the dehumidifier
I'm serious when I flick this next switch
Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this, "
My trains (uh)
My trains (uh)
I got small ones, tiny little trains
I come down here just to get away
My trains (uh)
My trains (uh)
It's like magic, magic trains
I wish these trains could take me away
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat
But the president never did let me back after that
Shit, I said, "Fuck you,
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?"
My trains (uh)
My trains (uh)
I got small ones, tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away
My trains (uh)
M-m-m-m-my trains (uh)
It's like magic, magic trains
I wish these trains could take me away
I lie here every night
I feel like if I focus
And think of getting smaller
I'll gradually get smaller
And if I get small enough
My trains will seem much bigger
And I'll be the conductor
The tiniest conductor
OH!
Then whatchu gonna do?
Then whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do then, huh?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small
Like one inch tall
You won't see me coming at all
When I crawl into your ear late at night
Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight
And you think I'm just another bad dream
But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream
Little hands hold an artery shut
Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what?
My trains
My trains
My trains (uh)
My trains (uh)
I got small ones, tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away
My trains (uh)
My trains (uh)
They're like magic, magic trains
I wish these trains could take me away
My trains
(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains
(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains
(Chugga chugga woo-woo)
My trains
thanks you!
I love how aggressive this song is
it is a very aggressive song.
A mood
“WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A PUNK ASS CHOO CHOO CREW ANYWHO”
@@DevynGreen5 ✨ My trains :D ✨
Yo huntress lol
im living for the fact that this song sounds like he wrote it while really drunk and aggressive
it does kind of give off a drunk vibe
@@obnoxiousArcademy head cannon is he didn’t get a really cool wig so he then took a liking to trains and felt so much rage after the previous failure of a hobby so when somebody insulted him he became a maniac
That's also somewhat present in another Nature Tapes song, "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND"
all the others also seem dream-like/drunken but are less aggressive than these two.
wish trains were real they sound really cool!
trains exist in real life!
Ikr like damn trains sounds like a cool concept
I really wish they existed
@@krismindscape what
@@krismindscape wooooosh
Man just wants to be the tiniest conductor
Our trains.
She took the trains in the divorce 😔
@@cryptid221 😭😭😭😓😥😥😰😨😨😨😱😱😢😰😥😥
@@cryptid221 :(
in the middle of our street
GIVE ME A TRAIN BRUV
THE “aah!” IS TAKING ME OUT AJAJHAHHAHAHA
SAMEHUGHJHGHJJGHKJGHKJHYGJVJ
aah!
Two trains
2:03 O
My kitten who hasn't stopped crying for 2h finally stopped crying when she heard this. I think she likes his trains.
SHE is the tiniest conductor
your kitten is angry
Welp, guess you got a new hobby.
Get ready to spend $200 on a single OO scale engine.
Your kitten may be angry and offended
Its like magic (magic trains)
this is the only song with even half of the rage and spire that fuels me
Start getting some more fresh air instead.
@@cymbabrzmiacy7561 fresh air is for chumps
@@hahayes8649 Sounds like something a chump would say.
chugga chugga woo woo
Drink some water
49% train, 49% revenge/murder, 2% magic and grunting.
This is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a lyric video for this song
This whole song gives off the vibe that Neil went completely insane and also got drunk
And proceeded to binge watch the entire model series of Thomas and then bought $5000 worth of model railroad supplies.
THE PIGGY BANKS WERE TOO FUNNY WHY WHERE THEY SO FUNNY
comedy
TANKMAN PFP
@@demolisher8795 HECKYEHA
@@ember5031 YOU CHANGED IT
@Kyntiz ME TOOJFJEKDI
*I’ll be back when this is in everyone’s recommended like years later*
Yeah, I won't be surprised when/if that happens. It's been 5 months since I made this.
hello
hi
Oh hey look what happened!
Hiii
Thank you for not showing Thomas the Tank Engine, he follows me everywhere.....
for some reason these videos help me enjoy the song more afterwards???? It might be something in my brain involving having the visualizations of the words
yeah, i didnt even know that dehumidifier was a word in the song.
@@CopyofCharlotte always thought he made up dehumidifiers, this video proved me wrong
@@furiouskitties4079 I can’t believe Neil Cicierega invented dehumidifiers
@@elokin300he also invented the ocean, telephones, sharks, trucks, lemons, demons, shadows, dvds, capitalism, parties, of course trains, automobiles, the moon, being wrong, scrimshaw, fish, bowling alleys, wigs and many other things
At this point Neil cicierega has invited the universe
I was hoping it would be the conductor from a hat in time
MYYYYYUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This is exactly how this song is supposed to be experienced
i CaN fEeL mY aRtErIeS cLoSiNg
hey i recognize u u commented on one of my videos
@@olliefartstain omg you'd remember that :0 ??
*im closing them*
@@arcade3198 yah
2:05
the sound of your parents interrogating you on your plans for the future
This is legit how my brain interprets information (like when i listen to a song... sometimes i think in pictures, sometimes pictures of words, sometimes internal narration... but like, this is how my mind looks lol)
If a psychic tried to read my mind they probably wouldn't be able to get Anything coherent out of it except this song playing faintly in the background for 72 hours straight and I am bizarrely proud of that
When I listen to songs, my mind interprets it as a video of whatever is happening in the song.
my friend liked it so much he started dancing on the floor
This makes it easier to understand to me, I don’t know why =w=
i think it might be because of actually seeing the lyrics and understanding what they are. i dont know though, im not an expert.
@@CopyofCharlotte ooo tru :P
Yeah
this isn't your train
this is O U R T R A I N S
Neil is such an inspiration, I can't believe he invented trains ❤️
why did i watch this? it's beautiful but why did i spend my time watching it?
Its like magic trains
CHUGGA CHUGGA WOO WOOO
That was the most enjoyable 3 minutes and 59 seconds of my life
2:33 THE MAN LYRCIC PIC LMAO
This is a work of art
lemon demon inside of my brains
*I'm passing by each My Trains Video in a train*
*What you gonna do ?*
i was not prepared for this question.
@@CopyofCharlotte *Muahaha*
I'm gonna take your train.
@@CopyofCharlotte *Not my trains! !*
Now do two trucks
hmm, might have to.
I feel threatened
not gonna lie, the song is a real banger
As a train nerd, this is my favorite Lemon Demon song.
Cause I was google image searching for my trains
This is great.
i don’t think we should insult his trains guys
I need a version of this of two trucks
CUZ I WENT INSANE
CHUGGA CHUGGA
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For some reason UA-cam suggests translating this comment.
I like how silent the first train's "Choo choo" in the very beginning is, lower your volume and you can't hear it at all.
I just realized that this song screams Charlie from Everything Is Fine.
His “train” collection in his basement
2:39 is insane lol like this shit slaps😩🔥
i put this on and forgot it's a google image version so when i looked at my screen with about 2/3rds of the song done i got jumpscared
this is what he would have wanted
I love trains
This is my favorite song.
Thank you UA-cam notifications
PD: new sub
Thank you! I guess I should really be posting more of this kind of stuff.
no
plz
IT'S LIKE 2AM, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHJSDHKAJSHJDHDJHFL
I'm your 100th sub
Thank you!
This song is good for stimming
10/10 thank u
thank you for thinking so highly of this!
i hate trains with my entire soul but i love this song (also with my entire soul)
aah!
aah!
o
aah!
👏👏
Dude so many people watch this you blew up, it was like 53 was ur average then 12k
Yeah it's really cool, this was one of the videos I kind of forgot that I even made.
Take his trains away
Two trucks but google Images, maybe?
someday!! i dont have much free time on my hands, but ill certainly try to get it done.
That is not a. Conductor that is an engine driver 2:00 Damn I wish all of you can do your fucking research
damn its such a shame that that was the image that showed up when i searched conductor
@@CopyofCharlotte oh sorry then What I meant to say is Google needs to do there research
@@kadenrobinson7067 oh ok
Im sure Emmet and Ingo heard this a lot of times...
A billion times E
Guys i think the I like trains kid got drunk
Headcannon:
He grew up to be this man 😔
should have made the instrumental part, literally an "instrumental" image.
OMG &, TALLY HALL REFERENCE OMG GOOD & EVIL REFERENCE EE
This song is basically me
I love how instead of did you used a picture of d.i.d.
Quench this
o
i'm sobbing. why is this part so funny. stop.
Do two trucks
this is my recommended on UA-cam along with beeduo
sorry if i sommon a fandom on accident
also ranboo isnt why i like lemon demon before anyone asks
Hey hey hey, I’ve been summoned, hello fellow DSMP enjoyer! And me neither, the reason that I like lemon demon is because of a Scratch studio haha
Was Neil drunk when he wrote this?
probably
Lsd effect on a teenager
come. 👉
Wait a minute
Does this song have anything to do with autistic people being associated with trains /genq
What