r/Tifu By Sucking My Waiter's Finger In A Restaurant!

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  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky 3 роки тому +257

    Holy shit, Red pulled out so many red Flags... and they weren't even on the date itself yet. I would've just asked the cab driver to take me out of there as well and leave that idiot stranded.

    • @Sasael
      @Sasael 3 роки тому +24

      Yep, after the racist comments and the "I'm not talking to you" child behavior, after he get down from the taxi, i'm out.

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 3 роки тому +189

    "I would like a water"
    "You MUST drink alcohol."
    I would have noped away so fast...

    • @kadlinsnowwolf1806
      @kadlinsnowwolf1806 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah. That has to be one of the biggest red flags I've ever seen. I'm glad OP only took a sip, because I'd hate to think what this guy does when his date is drunk

  • @MrsPrincessGirl
    @MrsPrincessGirl 3 роки тому +151

    I really got a nasal strip Ad with slogan “breathe better, sleep better” DURING the near-death choking story. These ads have absolute timing

  • @user-mp1is6ys7m
    @user-mp1is6ys7m 3 роки тому +97

    My mum had two chickens that went to live on a farm
    She's nearly 50
    She mentioned this at work and the first thing she did when she got home was to call her dad to confront him about it

    • @nihthkuro2526
      @nihthkuro2526 3 роки тому +9

      @arteopteryx this is terrible and I hate that i laughed

  • @kalebsirmans
    @kalebsirmans 3 роки тому +68

    “Your dog is dead Chloe.” gets me everytime😂

  • @DragonBloodShepherd
    @DragonBloodShepherd 3 роки тому +226

    "He comes back..."
    * squeak squeak *
    "He comes back..."
    * squeak squeeeeeeak *
    "ekhm... He comes back..."
    * squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!!! *
    Doggo's version of "Today I F-ed up by squeaking on comand"

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 3 роки тому +5

      Its so cute how some of his squeaks seem to “talk” for him. Lol Absolutely precious!

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 3 роки тому +171

    The Yugo squeaks are back!!!! A Christmas miracle

  • @AgentAnime95
    @AgentAnime95 3 роки тому +294

    Oof. That poor kid in the first story. That teacher should've sent Linna to the principal for being rude about it.

    • @swatmajor1
      @swatmajor1 3 роки тому +16

      But then mama-Karen would appear in the classroom

    • @ayandas874
      @ayandas874 3 роки тому +7

      What she said was true though.

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 роки тому +24

      @@ayandas874 and? Just cause it’s true doesn’t mean it’s nice

    • @rainingman338
      @rainingman338 3 роки тому +11

      @@SpairM what do you mean. When would be the right moment for the kid to fing out? its the fault of the parents anyways. The idea of saying the dog went to a farm in wistconson is that the parents are to afraid to tell the kid but want it to find out themselves what happend, as they will find out when someone else uses the same term. So its cruel on their part. Also calling a little girl a Karen is retarded as fuck.

    • @BeanManolo
      @BeanManolo 3 роки тому +20

      @@rainingman338 The kid wasn't a Karen simply because she told the other what that meant. She became a Karen the moment she decided to put her nose in a talk she wasn't part of and say that out of the blue.

  • @allhailexoticanimals8866
    @allhailexoticanimals8866 3 роки тому +275

    I love how Hugo doesn’t give a damn if this guy is recording. He’s just like, “Play with me right now!”

    • @Jesterofthedeadyt
      @Jesterofthedeadyt 3 роки тому +7

      Nah he was showing us his toy

    • @Alteusgirl
      @Alteusgirl 3 роки тому +9

      that's why dogs are sooo precious. they're like; hey you're not doing anything important cause i'm more important gimme love. (also it's Yugo i believe in reference to a wakfu character :) )

    • @ZPokemonfanA
      @ZPokemonfanA 3 роки тому +4

      There's apparently a subreddit called EntitledPets. Wish it was a bit more popular.

    • @cynicalrabbit915
      @cynicalrabbit915 3 роки тому +6

      The doggo"s name is Yugo!

    • @Moffattt
      @Moffattt 3 роки тому +2

      you cant even get mad at them either. they look so dumb with that squeeky toy in their mouth looking at you with big eyes and the tails wagging with enough force to knock out a baby

  • @ZPokemonfanA
    @ZPokemonfanA 3 роки тому +178

    Yugo on Reddit: TIFU by interrupting my hooman while he's working.

    • @darthmaul8278
      @darthmaul8278 3 роки тому +6

      if he thinks its a TIFU then he definitely doesn't learn from his mistakes

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 3 роки тому +137

    Joke of the day:
    Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
    *He needs a lot of space.*

  • @fuzzylittlespider
    @fuzzylittlespider 3 роки тому +11

    Watching an episode of Hey Arnold saved my life. It was a valentine episode and Helga was choking on a piece of chocolate and did the self heimlich. About I week later I was eating steak in my room alone and started choking and I remembered watching Helga do it and it worked! I saved myself! Cartoons can save lives!

  • @Kamifox1
    @Kamifox1 3 роки тому +9

    "He comes back"
    *Yugo comes back with his toy*
    He certainly does come back, lol.

  • @MamaLauren523
    @MamaLauren523 3 роки тому +26

    Yup...He comes back immediately...with his squeaky toy🤣

  • @merrim3794
    @merrim3794 3 роки тому +6

    Wow, Red was such a jackass! I agree, when he got out at the Air Force Base, she should have told the driver "Home, James" and left his sorry ass there.
    Yugo sounds like he has so much fun interrupting you! What a good doggo! ❤

  • @bookworm403
    @bookworm403 3 роки тому +2

    That tutorial on saving your own life is one of the many many reasons I love this channel and rslash

  • @greeeen3503
    @greeeen3503 3 роки тому +13

    My dog was hearing yugos squeaking and kept looking at my phone and tilting her head, now she’s whining

  • @thegardenofeden8714
    @thegardenofeden8714 3 роки тому +125

    Yea let’s gooo I caught it when it just came out

  • @ipsurvivor
    @ipsurvivor 3 роки тому +54

    Back in the 70s we had a Bassett hound who “went to live with old people on a farm”.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 3 роки тому +61

    Everything about Red sounds like a guy that shouldn't be in the military.

    • @ZakBaganslover4ever9
      @ZakBaganslover4ever9 3 роки тому +11

      While he does sound like he shouldn't be, in my experience he sounds like way too many who are.

    • @KiraMermaid
      @KiraMermaid 3 роки тому +3

      @@ZakBaganslover4ever9 Not everyone in the military is that bad luckily, or at least not when I served. To be fair, that was in the early 2000's and I've noticed a shift in attitude since I left

  • @samuelcairns8530
    @samuelcairns8530 3 роки тому +18

    TIFU by listening to a story and following instructions.
    I was sitting with my girlfriend on the balcony listening to the choking story. As rslash started to give us instructions, I started following the self heimlich routine on auto pilot, not thinking about where it would lead me. When it final reached the last point, I sharply palmed my fist sitting below the sternum. My girlfriend looks at me as I lurch forward and make a face akin to that of "oh God what the fuck did i do" and because she was listening in with me she quickly realised what had happened and just lost it.

  • @krazycats564
    @krazycats564 3 роки тому +4

    Honestly teaching things like the self heimleck is exactly the kind of thing influencers should do. Well done! Could save someone's life.

  • @lyzzistormnightcore
    @lyzzistormnightcore 3 роки тому +44

    I usually fall asleep to these but I'm impatient today :(

  • @alexmckenzie6410
    @alexmckenzie6410 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely loved the puppy bloopers on this one cause my dog ran into the kitchen looking for the squeaky toy

  • @Beth_The_Bored
    @Beth_The_Bored 3 роки тому +6

    Yugo: *Squeak*
    R/: Dog.
    Yugo: *Squeeeeeeeeeak*
    Me: Ah, I see he speaks the language of the squeak.

  • @mrpopo619-4
    @mrpopo619-4 3 роки тому +16

    Me when I read Reddit posts:🤨 Me when rslash reads Reddit posts:😌

  • @darthmaul8278
    @darthmaul8278 3 роки тому +8

    when it said she will walk among the Karen's as the queen I imagined hundreds of Karen's bowing down and saying "all hail queen Karen"

  • @GBunnyG
    @GBunnyG 3 роки тому +4

    The adult store story had me doubled over. OMG.

  • @booth6421
    @booth6421 3 роки тому +5

    IMPORTANT TIP!!!!
    When doing the Heimlich maneuver make sure to push INWARDS And UPWARDS at the same time, as if trying to get under the rib cage. Put your fingers around the thumb of your dominant hand, place the thumb bump just above the belly button, grip the opposite side of your first with your other hand. PUSH HARD FAST AND SHARP.
    If doing it to someone else, place one of your feet between theirs and stand straight.
    Never do this to someone who is coughing, it could get fully lodged. Get them to cough first.

  • @casywalter7816
    @casywalter7816 3 роки тому +43

    Finally the day has come... everyone has social interaction skills just as bad as mine.

    • @-castus-
      @-castus- 3 роки тому +1

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @onlyamberrr9635
    @onlyamberrr9635 3 роки тому +1

    That last story grinds me gears 😂 I’d have ridden back in the cab ALONE.

  • @crassenti
    @crassenti 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve missed puppy bloopers so much lol

  • @sammac3017
    @sammac3017 3 роки тому +1

    I LOVE your chuckle! It makes this 65 YO's day! The stories are addictive.

  • @snowdream2530
    @snowdream2530 3 роки тому +21

    The title of the first story... its so sad yet so funny

  • @Flounder079
    @Flounder079 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the puppy seems to have the best comedic timing.

  • @Astrumplayez
    @Astrumplayez 3 роки тому +1

    I never laughed so much. The whip cream on the nose story was too funny. Lmao

  • @madamedipstick8569
    @madamedipstick8569 3 роки тому +7

    I've had so many scary moments where I wasn't incapable of breathing but I couldn't swallow whatever food was going down my throat. Like I remember I was going to this awesome Mexican restaurant with my dad and I couldn't eat anything because there was something just absolutely lodged on top of a bubble in my throat so I was breathing shallow through a tiny gap in the food barrier.

    • @andrewvalentine6977
      @andrewvalentine6977 3 роки тому

      I had a terrifying experience when I had some pork stuck with some hot sauce stuck in my throat and it just wouldn't go down. Starting coughing up blood and my entire throat was burning. I had to run into the bathroom to try and force it out. A nasty, scary experience. I'm in the UK so free health care but if you have trouble swallowing, it might be worth visiting your GP.

  • @akia1222
    @akia1222 3 роки тому +5

    Good Morning Everyone! Always look forward to Rslash’s videos.

  • @anthonypapadopoulos8662
    @anthonypapadopoulos8662 3 роки тому +1

    hugo biting his squeaky toy to get your attention made me laugh harder than anything else in the vid

  • @blazeblue9995
    @blazeblue9995 3 роки тому +1

    Happy 23rd, Dundermifflinhoe, hope you enjoyed the whipped cream, cause you'll never look at it the same again now! XD

  • @05otaku
    @05otaku 3 роки тому +18

    Sooooo today was TIFU, NSFW style
    What a good day to listen it in the kitchen, near my family...

  • @vocorvocorvocor
    @vocorvocorvocor 3 роки тому +18

    Day 49 of appreciating the daily video’s!

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 роки тому +2

    "He comes back and..." *_[squeak!]_*

  • @daniilchechurov7376
    @daniilchechurov7376 3 роки тому +5

    Every time I see this notification and I’m just like wtf 😳.. then somehow op explains it and makes it an accident. Lets see how they get themselves out of this

  • @maxshadowwolf5720
    @maxshadowwolf5720 Рік тому

    “He comes back”*gets interrupted by puppy returning with squeaky toy* 😂😂

  • @itwasntmeiswear7268
    @itwasntmeiswear7268 3 роки тому +1

    6:10
    "Time to face the brutal truth! Cause we're all on a hit list, might not live 'till Christmas, choke to death on Triscuits! Hey that's just statistics..."
    Please tell me I'm not the only one 😂

  • @jj2147-d5r
    @jj2147-d5r 3 роки тому +2

    That third story caught me off guard ngl 😂😂

  • @jaykneegarner2479
    @jaykneegarner2479 3 роки тому +2

    Oh lord, my squeaky toy addicted dog is now looking for the new squeaky toy he is sure I must have slipped out and bought when he was taking a nap! Someone please send squeaky toys, and frisbees!

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 3 роки тому

    13:57 Love how you sound like a cross between Marge Simpson and Squidward here!
    (The whole video was fun, but this was my favourite bit!)

  • @dharz8627
    @dharz8627 3 роки тому +2

    FINALLY! PUPPY BLOOPERS!

  • @alexwilliams6492
    @alexwilliams6492 3 роки тому +1

    Puppy bloopers is back, such a good boy :))

  • @Sybil_Detard
    @Sybil_Detard 3 роки тому +1

    These were especially saucy and while I didn't laugh, they helped soothe the hole in my soul. We had to put our pup of 5 1/2 yrs down this week due to rapidly spreading, aggressive brain cancer which was originally diagnosed as an allergy. Thanks rslash. Take care of Hugo, and give him an extra snuggle for me and my partner.

  • @jacobpedersen2906
    @jacobpedersen2906 3 роки тому

    I love the fact that he has an entire play list with all the puppy bloopers/normal bloopers

  • @tiana_andherbooks
    @tiana_andherbooks 3 роки тому +32

    lol. 1 view, 11 likes, and 4 comments. Caught it just when it came out right after finishing another RSlash video

    • @dusty_playz2783
      @dusty_playz2783 3 роки тому

      for me it says this video was posted 4 minutes ago yet your comment is from 8 minutes ago.........................

  • @rychenn2152
    @rychenn2152 3 роки тому +2

    A private being friends with an nco? 👀 "Friends"
    Lucky sergeant lol

  • @cielmoon7131
    @cielmoon7131 3 роки тому

    He's so patient with Yugo, I love it

  • @Lee-yl4ul
    @Lee-yl4ul 3 роки тому

    6:20 might have just saved my life. No joke.
    I was eating candy (chewy sprees if you're curious) and accidentally inhaled a chunk of one and suddenly I couldn't breathe. I'd watched this a week ago, and while freaking out I remembered the bit about the self heimlich, and gave it a go. Worked like a charm.

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 роки тому +34

    Taxi Driver: *speaks english*
    Red: *Run*

  • @qxtoi
    @qxtoi 3 роки тому

    I need more bloopers. That was the cutest thing ever!

  • @triciagilson8771
    @triciagilson8771 3 роки тому

    LOVE the puppy bloopers!

  • @Skenjin
    @Skenjin 3 роки тому +14

    In that first story, Linna really needs a reality check of some sort to get her to realize she really isn't all that and to be conscious of her actions. Being smart and the head of your class does not entitle you to being a jerk, having been the smart person but not a jerk (I hope, my memory tells me I wasn't an ass to anyone). Also, being top of your class doesn't mean you will be successful in life, I have learned that lesson all too well.

  • @elliegabriella6634
    @elliegabriella6634 3 роки тому +1

    Instructions unclear. I hit my fist on a wall while choking. I’m dead.

  • @Tailix
    @Tailix 3 роки тому

    Every time there is puppy bloopers, I'm happy lol

  • @1337optrix
    @1337optrix 3 роки тому

    Love your intended content! No matter how absurd and stressful these accounts can be puppy bloopers always make my day 😊😊

  • @spidrscared84
    @spidrscared84 3 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of the time I went all day without eating due to being very busy all day and I went out to eat with friends at 10pm and drank 2 large margaritas on an empty stomach. My behavior was classless and I apparently grabbed somebody’s drink who I didn’t even know and proceeded to stick my fingers in it and lick them. I’m still ashamed.

  • @reariin4786
    @reariin4786 3 роки тому +1

    "He comes back, immediately-" .... With his toys, ready to interrupt rslash once again

  • @allhailexoticanimals8866
    @allhailexoticanimals8866 3 роки тому +35

    Day 245 of watching rslash everyday consistently

  • @landycarreon1027
    @landycarreon1027 3 роки тому

    My dog keeps staring at the tv whenever your cute dog starts playing with the toys lmao

  • @sugerwillowsmores5345
    @sugerwillowsmores5345 3 роки тому

    OMG PUPPY BLOOPERS ARE BACK!!!! ❤❤❤

  • @irdmoose
    @irdmoose 3 роки тому

    rSlash, bro, you've outdone yourself... going from saving one's own life because OP knew how to suck on things... to an OP who F'd up by sucking on a waiter. You're talking Linus levels of segway here, absolute master class.

  • @chico_gamer92
    @chico_gamer92 3 роки тому

    It sounds like your talking about your dog when you say " he comes back " during the puppy bloopers, almost like if on que. Lol

  • @NickelodeonFan176
    @NickelodeonFan176 3 роки тому

    That first one... I hope that teacher called Lenna out. If I was in that class, I would do that and also try to comfort Chloe. Seriously, that was a pretty good punch to the heart.

  • @elfbells7104
    @elfbells7104 3 роки тому

    YESSS return of the puppy bloopers!!!

  • @Plectrudefy
    @Plectrudefy 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the self heimlich! Alone at home, i almost choked on water recently, it was very scary and it now often comes to mind when i eat or drink alone.

  • @DaltonYerkes
    @DaltonYerkes 3 роки тому

    I know it's not funny, but I was crying laughing with the choking story. 😭

  • @ajwinberg
    @ajwinberg 3 роки тому

    I want pictures of Yugo. I love the puppy bloopers.

  • @rhio-ohki6107
    @rhio-ohki6107 3 роки тому

    I love the puppy bloopers 😆

  • @CharTheSloth
    @CharTheSloth 3 роки тому +2

    That Korea story with those army boys is so scarily common 😩

  • @tishellefrancois7840
    @tishellefrancois7840 3 роки тому

    Ah-juh-ssii omg I physically winced at the MASSACRE of that attempt.

  • @Blacksunday13
    @Blacksunday13 3 роки тому

    TIFU by raising my dogs hopes up with Puppy Bloopers

  • @brandon-nq5pc
    @brandon-nq5pc 3 роки тому

    I love TIFU posts.

  • @krazycats564
    @krazycats564 3 роки тому +11

    Honestly putting whipped cream on a strangers nose is super creepy.

    • @P4INKiller
      @P4INKiller 3 роки тому

      Are we just throwing context out of the window?
      If so, putting a large sombrero hat on a stranger and singing to them is super creepy too.

  • @coffeycat4
    @coffeycat4 3 роки тому

    OMG LOL!! Yugo and your squeaky toy!! Cracks me up every time I hear it though! 🤣😂🐶🐕

  • @nightman6351
    @nightman6351 3 роки тому

    R/puppy bloopers is my favorite

  • @susaneichelberger4770
    @susaneichelberger4770 3 роки тому

    Thank you for always being here. My husband died today and this is a small spot of sunshine. Thank you

  • @wmwpuck
    @wmwpuck 3 роки тому

    Every time puppy bloopers comes up I turn up the volume to see if the dogs react, 85% the time they do

  • @eringantz4508
    @eringantz4508 3 роки тому

    Puppy bloopers!!!
    I demand more puppy bloopers!

  • @roach6143
    @roach6143 3 роки тому +1

    I cant only one who wants a Rslash episode where he doesnt edit out the bloopers

  • @kathysewell3382
    @kathysewell3382 3 роки тому

    Puppy bloopers!!! I just got an early Christmas gift!!!!!

  • @victoriapyles7752
    @victoriapyles7752 3 роки тому

    Lol I always like to hear how fucking done you are with hugo, and then he does that perfect squeak where we know he's just staring at you and does the intentional squeak and you fucking lose it like God damnit, I can't be mad you're so cute.

  • @RyanSmith6644
    @RyanSmith6644 3 роки тому

    Omg love puppy bloopers lol

  • @shadowfox3459
    @shadowfox3459 3 роки тому

    I love these bloopers

  • @senecarus_whitur
    @senecarus_whitur 3 роки тому +1

    4:09
    Something like that happened to me too (minus the d-sucking part). I was maybe twelve and at my babysitters house when I choked on a piece of uncooked bacon. She wouldn’t believe me that I was choking and I was so scared. My babysitter basically just said „stop pretending and sit down for dinner! You’re not choking“ while I was struggling to breathe.
    I made my way into the bathroom, put my hand in my throat and PULLED OUT the piece of bacon that was stuck in my throat. If I hadn’t done that I surely would’ve suffocated as my babysitter didn’t take me very serious.
    That was about ten years ago and it was so traumatic that I still remember it vividly.

  • @Bradsurps
    @Bradsurps 3 роки тому

    We need a monthly compilation of R/PupperBloopers

  • @lykourgakhs
    @lykourgakhs 3 роки тому

    screw your puppy bloopers waking me up

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 3 роки тому

    Me and my mother have just spent ~4 hours cleaning from her divorce. Finding things my dad "borrowed", not finding things that should be here, etc. Hearing r/ read other people's problems helps

  • @johnbragg9724
    @johnbragg9724 3 роки тому

    Love the doggie bloopers

  • @breezy3392
    @breezy3392 3 роки тому

    What r/slash said about fleeing in the cab, I was thinking that through the whole story 😂

  • @Yarnza
    @Yarnza 3 роки тому +2

    Today I Fd up by not putting the video to full screen while at my mom’s house organizing books for her

  • @thatratinahatt
    @thatratinahatt 3 роки тому

    Loved the “✨huh✨”