This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.
This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird
Been watching a lot of UA-cam comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.
i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷♀️🤦♀️😂
@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.
There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.
WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃
Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!
I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.
My ex always wanted to take showers together. Not even in a sexual way most of the time. Ive seen her shave multiple times. I remember the first time seeing her shave, i was laughing so hard at her because of the stance she was in, it was exactly how Jordan described it 😂
Yeah....that's what happens when you connect with another person GENUINELY and you BOTH accept that life is full of WORK and even FUN things are WORK. That's how mating and marriage is supposed to be. That's how humans are supposed to be. Not trying to take away from the bit/act, this is good comedy...but with monogamy basically in the toilet in popular culture currently....everyone should see this clip as a reminder that yes it WORKS if YOU work at it.
I’ll never understand women’s issue with games. I get it if it’s all you do but you can’t physically see me playing video games is wild. That’s more a them issue than a me issue at that point. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jordan still crushed and is still hilarious I just like video games so I had to defend
Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are. Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone. My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.
It's a 90% of women thing unfortunately. The other 8% are the ones that tolerate it because you like it, and 2% are the ones who actually enjoy it with you and on their own
not to be rude mam, but didnt you say you drive a motorbike? kinda feel like that's 10x as expensive and 1000x dangerous as video games while also being pretty fukken childish. Like, get a bmx instead at least it's a workout
Doesn't go "bald".. doesn't like video games. Damn. She's like, outta the 80s or something lmao. I haven't met anyone under the age of 35 that doesn't play video games, and that keeps bush.
'The artillerys by the bunker by the health paaaaack' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the... third or forth clip of Jordan's stand up I have seen. Super funny. I am hoping we see a lot more of this from her. Big career coming that way.
Ditto. My intention is 2 watch em all. This woman knows her shit eh
Same !: ) I watched all their stuff on UA-cam
Hopefully. Apparently, they only give unfunny women specials it seems though
Jordan you're my favorite lesbian jazz musician who also does comedy.
She's straight
😭💯
I wish she was a homo. Not that I’d have a chance in hell… Actually , I’m glad she’s straight. Better there’s no chance in hell.
She loves the D. Her words, not mine. But...She loves it
@@davidc5820she's also not a jazz musician lol it's pretty clearly a joke
Proud of Adam Sandler's transition
Underrated comment
lmao
I love that she liked it ❤😂
Duuuuuude, legendary comment.
I'll never unsee/unhear it.
😂 she's pretty much all we've got ladies
I just discovered Jordan. One of my new favorite comedians for sure. She is a killer!
I love when Jordan laughs :)
Jokes aside, when you really desire someone, you will watch them do almost anything and find it exciting. Love your stand up btw!
This girl sweated me since I was 18 and she was 15...I messaged her to apologize for something 15 years later and 3 months later she dumped me...I felt so stupid...this girl had been a Suicide Girl and done all kinds of things that aren't my kinks and suddenly...I couldn't get enough...I think I smelled her armpit or something I'd never done before and from then on...I was hooked...all she would have had to do back then...we coulda saved the time and her stalking fetish....cuz that was weird
Bro😂😇
@andrewhart6200 wut
Facts
Can confirm 😊❤
Jordan's dark voice sounds like Jon Bernthal in the Punisher. "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" 😂
Just by the way she talks, you can tell how much fun she would be to hang with
Right? She's like the buddy you always wanted...and it's not gay to want to bang her
Jordan is the shit 😂 🔥
Been watching a lot of UA-cam comedy clips lately and this is the first one that's actually funny, doesn't bait the audience into an argument, and doesn't have a cringe title. Thank you.
I literally ate cheese cake with my hands last night
i’ve done that drunk 😂 even worse i dropped a huge piece and preceded to eat it off my floor cus i reminded myself i had just washed the floor 😂😭🤷♀️🤦♀️😂
"It's gotta be the glass; it can't be real, what I'm seeing" 😂
Jordan has the type of face that looks wild when you're tripping.
It’s the eyes I think
>>>>>
To be fair, all faces look wild when you're tripping. 😅
@@Android-Zen >>> Thats why I never look in a mirror. Tripping or otherwise.
@@Android-Zen maybe, but the only faces I have stared at deeply while tripping are those of my girlfriends. Some looked normal, others would wig me out.
I’ve only seen your bits on instagram, and what a pleasure seeing this channel with longer clips
Damn, she is so fucking funny. Need to see her live someday
There are once in a lifetime things you cross off of your bucket list....and... THEN there are the dozens......I literally just made this up. I want to see Jordan live a doze times before I die. I will custom make this card AND ask Jordan to punch it every time.
1) Please do another special.
2) Please tour in Europe, preferrably in Oslo
Huge fan. You and Shane Gillis are my top 2 ahead of dave chapelle
and Netherlands :)
Half hour coming out soon
Berlin!
I get to watch her set live for the first time in 3 hours! I can't fucking wait.
I love you . . .
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
My favorite female comedian on Insta and real life! 😂
❤ I hope she starts an OnlyFans ❤ 😂 (algo)
The only person the makes me laugh out loud consistently
WOW you’re brilliant sis! The way you worked your crowd was insanely crafty! I’m a Transman and the conversation about the shaved puzzy, was SUCH a great topic. It was overly sexual, it was causal, still somehow not that uncomfortable, loosened folks up and actually extremely educational. I was born in Oakland, raised in Ohio then moved back out to Cali. So the joke about the Midwest shaved all the way, was so insightful and actually perplexed me in a way that said Hey, how the fuxk does she know that!!! Just like East coast/West coast lingo--there’s west coast /east coast comfortable levels, I suppose. How you’ve learned that and shared so so insightful. I’m glad you’re here and I found your material. I’m 39, so it’s about time we starting shining some light on these lgbt+ perspectives in a light hearted and fun way. Cheers 🥃
If you could add the things the crowd says as subs it would be nice❤ loving ur work
Mom has my full support💗
I show this clip to anyone who says women aren't funny
jordan is so fucking underrated! great crowd work 😂🤣
I love being "me," with Jordan!
Thanks for the video
Funniest lady out there BY FAR!
best eyebrows in the biz
Great set! First time hearing her stuff.
Jesus christ, youre absolutely hilarious Jordan, i haven't laughed this since..earlier today when i saw one of your ither clips, hope to see you in Austin someday!
Jordan, you da best.
She's great.
I'ma date this chick some day lol
Checked your profile, I admire your confidence lol
Never fails to get me to laugh. lmfao
Nobody does better crowd work
If you’re ever booked in Tacoma or Seattle I’m definitely coming to see you !
Best female comedian i have seen .
So funny! Then she tells an audience member to stop laughing?! 😂🤔
OMFG yes to all of it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great stuff lady
Good times.
I'm 50 been a comedy fan/connoisseur since I became a class clown at 12 and you got it imo woman!! :) Holy shit u are hilarious! hahahaha. Looking forward to u coming out to Vegas.
Jordan, I'd watch you shave and still love you lolol
My ex always wanted to take showers together. Not even in a sexual way most of the time. Ive seen her shave multiple times. I remember the first time seeing her shave, i was laughing so hard at her because of the stance she was in, it was exactly how Jordan described it 😂
Yup. In our shower, I will go first. Then I wash her hair and back and then I'm out. Nobody needs to see that angle ever.
Back to back jokes on your page. I'm going through it. You rule.
New fan, I see why your popping!
You’re hilarious!!
Yeah....that's what happens when you connect with another person GENUINELY and you BOTH accept that life is full of WORK and even FUN things are WORK. That's how mating and marriage is supposed to be. That's how humans are supposed to be.
Not trying to take away from the bit/act, this is good comedy...but with monogamy basically in the toilet in popular culture currently....everyone should see this clip as a reminder that yes it WORKS if YOU work at it.
she's so traumatized
you are my favorite comedian. You are better than this
How dare a man have a hobby and friends!
Did she really just compare video games to shaving your pubic area? Yea, that’s totally the same…
SUPER funny! I detect a bit of the Iliza Schlesinger sound and vibe... which I love.
Jesus, you are so funny.
So funny!
Joran is killer! Lover her crazy ADHD energy.
Jordan.
WAIT, why are guys who game bad... fuckin a...
Jordan is like mixture of louie and ian
I would marry Jordan.
Soooo funny.
If somebody dumped me over video games I would be SOOOO PROUD OF MYSELF 😂 Gotta hide the nerdy shit from the first dates tho
I prefer a little stubble
I’ll never understand women’s issue with games. I get it if it’s all you do but you can’t physically see me playing video games is wild. That’s more a them issue than a me issue at that point. 😂😂😂😂😂 Jordan still crushed and is still hilarious I just like video games so I had to defend
Would.
If you just slowed down a bit you'd be perfect louie
Reminds me of illiza
Glassman & Ari sent me
Jordan I love you but I can pretend that I don't if it means you'll pay attention to me
How the hell have I only discovered your stuff today? You're a fucking scream.
Yeah to toxicity? Like be honest about who you are.
Also BOTH ladies and gentlemen. Get a beard trimmer as it doesn't catch your junk. Set a setting and give yourself a nice lawn. It's not hard, takes little time, AND improves the experience for everyone.
My wife kept using shitty Bic razers. It took me so long to get her to use my good quality. Gillette razors. And now she's like that was so much better. Now we just both use a beard trimmer.
I wish I was her step brother
I love you
I've seen my gf shave before many times lol
I can thank Fidance for one thing , finding out about Jordan.
Cheers Ian.
So weird that guys with a hobby that involves great hand eye coordination, timing, and micro dexterity would be good in bed.
Jordan is God
Id pay to see this lady
I wish you was my kindergarten teacher
That guy that she left dodged a bullet.
funny stuff
So the dude was just having fun, bothering no-one with a video game and that was too much for her. He dodge a massive bullet. Good for him.
It's a bit, dude. Lighten up.
😂❤😅😊
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Is disliking videogames an old person thing?
It's a 90% of women thing unfortunately. The other 8% are the ones that tolerate it because you like it, and 2% are the ones who actually enjoy it with you and on their own
Heart shaped
Count Chocula is so funny
Bald is great or triangle. Anything else nope.
I didn't realize Jordan was this uptight
😂🎉
Iliza Shlesinger baby
not to be rude mam, but didnt you say you drive a motorbike? kinda feel like that's 10x as expensive and 1000x dangerous as video games while also being pretty fukken childish. Like, get a bmx instead at least it's a workout
It's utilitarian, not a game.
Doesn't go "bald".. doesn't like video games. Damn. She's like, outta the 80s or something lmao.
I haven't met anyone under the age of 35 that doesn't play video games, and that keeps bush.
A man said "i love you" to you.. uhhuh.. nice story brogirl
Ironically, the gamer dude dodged a very immature bullet by being broken up with.
Funny though.
Funny. But dudes playing video games is Normal af these days. Tho super concerned about women and all the serial killer docs. Lol
dumb nope