Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had a crush on 7 ever since middle school, but couldn't build up the courage to ask her out. His friends 8 and 9 pushed him to ask her out to prom, and she said yes. They fell in love and got married, 6 got a job as an electrician and 7 played as the housewife. They had 2 beautiful twin girls named 4 and 5, they liked to play hide and seek in the backyard a lot together. But 6 was getting stressed out because he couldn't pay his bills which caused him to drink, he started to get distant from his own family. 6 started taking it out on his wife and kids by beating them. One day 6 took it too far and killed 7 right in front of 4 and 5, and then called the police, and hung himself in front of his kids. 4 and 5 were taken to an orphanage after that, they couldn't get the image out of their head of their daddy beating mommy and hanging himself afterwards without a thought of his own kids. A lot of the kids in the orphanage didn't like 4 and 5, they made fun of them for having weird names, all that they had was each other. One of the top dog orphans, 17, started pushing around 4. 5 tried to step in and protect her twin sister, but he was too strong and threw her out of the way. 17 began to tear off 4's pants as she cried and flayed, and then began to unbutton his own pants. A huge number came out of his trousers, in the shape of a 7, and stuck it inside 4's 0. 5 flailed her arms on 17's back crying for him to stop, but he threw his arm towards 5, causing a deep red gash on her forehead, she was knocked out. 17 began to take his hands and cover them over 4's mouth and nose, leaving her unable to breathe, and then faded to a darkness. 17 was given a life sentence in a high facility prison for the murder of 2 girls.
I have NO idea how I even _found_ your channel or this vid, but it is fascinating and your commentary is hilarious! Kinda feels like someone IS actually playing with our reality like that these days though!! 🤣😆🥴🤔😳
6:14 Take me home, country roads
To the place, i belong!
WEST VIRGINIA
That Unknown Player MOUNTAIN MAMMA
TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
Country roaaaaaaaddddssssss takkkkkkeeee meeeeee hommeeeee
Tooo the placeeeeee I beloooooooooooong!
WEST *VAGINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!*
*ILL CUM MAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME 9:36
To the place
@@imatree4015 WHERE I BELONG!
@@zanetlou1689 WEST VIRGINIA
@@xanderashby7599 MOUNTAIN MAMA
TAKE ME HOME
Truck: SUBMARINE MODE : ACTIVATE
“His names Dave. He’s a good little rhino. Hehe.”
Thanks
nah his name is kevin
lol
8:13 r.i.p me that tornado you put where i live
RIP in peace
Riot in Pepperonis
"oh 10 wasn't bad. Only about the size of West Virginia."
Or Southern Idaho
*OH SOUTH VIRGINA TAKE ME HOME*
Hi
oh 10 is small
"That wasn't as exciting as a thought it would be"
*1 second later*
*ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR*
Spoke too soon..
That’s funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😁😄😄😁😄😄😆😆😆😆
When the government opens you should rebuild D.C
No he should just sinkhole D.C
@@deserteagleagz7217 They might do something then
Yes sinkhole in DC
D.C. stands for Da Capital
level 50 tsunami boss
thats how mafia works
O
LOL
Ok
Lol
tyler rorry L
Z
Blitz needs to create a steam mod pack or playlist or something of all the mods he used
Actually most of it was dlcs
Jesus is king!
@@SarcasticGaming13846God is good always
America looks a lot different than I remember
The Goverment Shutdown damaged us all
You'd be surprised.
Wow
Only a little
I've never seen America before.. I've only leaved Europe twice. Which I went to Bulgaria and egypt
“Destroying America”
Former Soviet countries: *sweating profusely*
Former Soviet Nations: YAY!!!!!!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 6 had a crush on 7 ever since middle school, but couldn't build up the courage to ask her out. His friends 8 and 9 pushed him to ask her out to prom, and she said yes. They fell in love and got married, 6 got a job as an electrician and 7 played as the housewife. They had 2 beautiful twin girls named 4 and 5, they liked to play hide and seek in the backyard a lot together. But 6 was getting stressed out because he couldn't pay his bills which caused him to drink, he started to get distant from his own family. 6 started taking it out on his wife and kids by beating them. One day 6 took it too far and killed 7 right in front of 4 and 5, and then called the police, and hung himself in front of his kids. 4 and 5 were taken to an orphanage after that, they couldn't get the image out of their head of their daddy beating mommy and hanging himself afterwards without a thought of his own kids. A lot of the kids in the orphanage didn't like 4 and 5, they made fun of them for having weird names, all that they had was each other. One of the top dog orphans, 17, started pushing around 4. 5 tried to step in and protect her twin sister, but he was too strong and threw her out of the way. 17 began to tear off 4's pants as she cried and flayed, and then began to unbutton his own pants. A huge number came out of his trousers, in the shape of a 7, and stuck it inside 4's 0. 5 flailed her arms on 17's back crying for him to stop, but he threw his arm towards 5, causing a deep red gash on her forehead, she was knocked out. 17 began to take his hands and cover them over 4's mouth and nose, leaving her unable to breathe, and then faded to a darkness. 17 was given a life sentence in a high facility prison for the murder of 2 girls.
Duckaye Plays what. The. Hell?
you: im so serious about this
me: hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love rape
Do you have too much time?
Dafuq??
Blitz 2019: save the rhinos
Everyone else: save the turtles
KILL THE TURTLES
An I oop skskskskskskskksksksksksk save the turtles
Save the Rhinos there near extinction and turtles aren't.
You may won fair and square
But we will get you back,in 2020
"let's light Canada on fire" *points the curser at Fort McMurray*
INTERESTING!!!!!!!!
Is this how Fort Mcmurray was set on fire?
" I'm a little bit disappointed at a magnitude 10 Meteor. I am. I mean, it's only the size of...
*I don't know, West Virginia?* "
Blitz deserves more likes and subscribers! He’s such a great UA-camr.
“And over here is our Rhino enclosure”
Epic! 😂😂
US: Hey Canada can we have some of your moose for our zoo?
CA: Oh yeah no for sure bud
Yeah! My home has clean water! Go Canada 🇨🇦.
Duh we have 5 gr8 lakes! OH CANADA!!!!!!!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
OH CANADA TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE OH CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEEEEEEE🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Canada maple syrup is yes
Canada hero Terry Fox yes
Canada is yes
Merica
@@lettytimothywu3613 don't forget the giant ass not-so-bay-like-but-more-of-lake size Bay in northern Ontario!
Blitz : * We don’t want any Canadian in our city.*
Me : *Sad Canadian noises* 😢
same
i dont think he should have used Canada for testing this
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER...
CONTINUE IN REPLYS!
AND THE BEST TSUNAMI IS COMING
(Best day ever!)
This failed before it even started
(Best day ever)
werts18 ITS RHE BEST DAY EVER... Says Mr. Poe
“What a great place to keep endangered species” - Blitz
Africa : *Oh my god it’s happening*
The only thing that’s bad about these videos…
Is that they end
True xd
This is Dave
(He protec)
(He attac)
But most importantly
(He extinct)
your laugh sounds like scooby doo
Pretty much why i subscribed
i live in the USA and i find this funny as hell. cheers.
THIS IS NOT THE USA, ALASKA AND HAWAII ARE STATES ALSO
Physics for Water got broken by the game. *Does Physics Class*
Best execution of “he he he he” I’ve ever heard from a human.
HAHA THATS WHAT U GET FOR DESTROYING CANADA 🇨🇦
no u
@@kaylamatteson631 no U
Tnt Mage no u
Kayla Matteson No u
Ima have to hit u with a no u
100 tsunami Dave is like (insert im in danger meme)
Chuckels,im in danger
I made my own meme. oooohhh ship we extinct
0:45
You mean Canada Dry? It's some pretty good gingerale
4:05
County roads...
Take me home...
To the place...
I belong!
West Virginia...
When I Heard "Detroit" (Or Something Else) Suddenly Thought Of Detroit:Become Human
I love this dude. I don't sub often, but here ya go
Literally the first thing I hear:
Ahhh yeSSS SSSitieSSS SSSkylineSSS
City skylines and universe sandbox needs to do a crossover episode
What America would look like at 0:10 if Donald Trump builds the wall and what he would say when it's finished at 1:37😂😂
idk why but when i watch your vids im always feeling joy.
They are not moose, not moses, they are *meese*
No, they're still moose. I'm a Canadian, I'd know.
AcidHydra101 So you’re saying you identify as a moose.
Moose
They aren't mice they arent meece they are mince
Bl00berry Squad Official yes mr meese
Thanks for not catching WV on fire!
Architects, take notes.
Who knew a blitz video would predict August 2020 in america
Heyo. The Midwest is freezing so I might as well binge watch your channel 😂 especially cause I don’t waste precious time.
"A TSUNAMI HAS STRUCK THE CITY" "how would i know, oh i love it" -Blitz
"Isn't there a Canadian dry water?" lmao
Rule your mind you mean Canada Dry?
You can now easily traverse into the stratosphere.
With the measly sacrifice of a whole continent.
Why does the cars can climb the wall?
*GAME LOGIC*
"a metre strike has occurred!"
"A ERROR HAS OCCURRED"
4:30
6:40 anyone realize the boat go threw the bridge? 😂
yea
Congrats on the two mil Blitz
*OH YEAH YEAH*
Oh noooo not on blitz toooo
Oh no no
*OH YEAH YEAH*
Noooooooo
Oh no no noooooo
Rip dave/alex/technoblade😔
Japan intensify
Oh yeah yeah
hello brother
Oh yeah yeah
@@jfeed3497 oh yea yea
I love the fact that this is an awesome video that I love and it has 1.2 dislikes
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh no no no nooooo
Oh yeah yeah
Oh no no no
Boo I love UA-cam as it is
Thanks for finally putting a border wall between canada and the us. Us canadians have been wanting one for a painfully long time
Explore the map!
This game is awesome I have it
Im a Canadian and im afended
You know i cant be mad at u
Offended... Lol canadians
Whelp, I'm Canadian and I'm offended too. UNSUBSCRIBEING. Jk
AXIS canada *do you get a joke*
Yep
I AM CANADIAN AND OFFENDED UNSUBSCRIBING it’s a joke I am sorry
Viewers: DAVE NOOOO
*Dave survives*
Viewers: THANK GOD
Ahhhahah......*sees huge tsunami that goes over the wall
*DAS NAWHT HAWHT, DAS NAWHT HAWHT!!*
This is the best game ever blitz your the best you tuber ever
Please upload more slime rancher
Canada Dry ginger ale. It's not sparkling water, and it's delicious. Especially if you feel nauseous. 👌
Blitz can you play more inde games
Cuba: Nani!?!?/ meteor: * mean Japanese words*/ Cuba: TRIGGERED / meteor: destroys the middle of Cuba/Cuba: Legit Triggered
6:11 heh I wish that I could make this comment play country roads.
I have NO idea how I even _found_ your channel or this vid, but it is fascinating and your commentary is hilarious!
Kinda feels like someone IS actually playing with our reality like that these days though!! 🤣😆🥴🤔😳
1/10 city. Not enough poop holes or natural disasters with country roads playing.
Well, the Midwest is a poop city at the start of the video, which makes perfect sense because the Midwest is crap
Blitz: a sinkhole in Canada
Canada: No U
Hahahahaha never try to kill us Canadians
hugh McGuff vive le Québec, lets go Canada!
@@cloclova_4933 Quebec might not be canada soon
hugh McGuff oui oh yeah yeah
Lane zurowski NO NO NO NO
Oh yeah yeah
USA not is all america !! I live in america SUDAMERICA!!!!!
I love your videos
Poopy roads take me home
those ship captains are fearless
Thank you Blitz 🙏
50th view
15th like
15th comment
That city owns half of America
Is that Spike Viper's mod?
yes
People say: Ah Sh*t here we go again
I haven’t watched you in a while and your voice is so much different, congrats on reaching 2 mil, it’s been a while
The Detroit he made feels so close to home XD
Good boy. Thanks for helping us destroy that.
10:34 breach💀😭
oh yeah yeah gang wya
Oh yeah yeah
18:51 who saw the tower collapse😂😂😂😂
18:51 who saw the tower collapse
I saw tha😂😂😂😂😂
put a mentor right in the water
We should let blitz create the next earth
No it will become the apocalypse
Congrats on 2 million
if blitz were the president we will all be doomed
13:12 saddest moments 😭😭😭ever
The 13:24 you made me sad for nothing
That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen 10:13
6:40 * one sin added*
Random cruise ship going through the bridge with no damage at all, cars act like nothing happened
You gotta hold down the water spawner
This is amazing
Those big ships just keep on going, wow....
Dave is going to stab 🦏 Blitz in the back passage after all these tsunamis!
17:04
"that was a bad idea"
"Hihihi"