"They dived screaming onto the first planet, where, due to a tragic miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog"
Your not wrong but also a ship like that would need to. At high fractions of the speed of light objects the size of coins start hitting the ship with energies on par with nukes.
So I guess so. I met my wife overseas on a paid sabbatical. We feel in love and I had to return to work. I wasn’t able to make it back for six months. When we were intimate again. My wife looked at me somewhat seriously and said;”Oh it’s bigger than I remember.” On the one hand that was good… 😅…
Huh, I was expecting the opposite to happen. For them to warp off and realize all those stars in the distance were port windows in a ship the size of a solar system, which is why they couldn't detect it.
He had been warned, told not to return with armed ship. To come back could be considered a aggressive act. It was made clear. Send an unarmed ship next time.
An inch and a half. No wonder they couldn't spot it simply by looking for any stars it would have occluded. Doesn't mean they still couldn't have wiped "Big Joe" out, but they were probably running a huge bluff. The frogs must have been laughing their a**es off.
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"They dived screaming onto the first planet, where, due to a tragic miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog"
Shades of Douglas Adams, too.
Poor Vl'hurgs. Another casualty of not converting to the metric system 😭🐕
Imagine trying to track a piece of dust
Kinda like finding sentient life in space
Your not wrong but also a ship like that would need to. At high fractions of the speed of light objects the size of coins start hitting the ship with energies on par with nukes.
Just destroy the whole star system at that point
Counterpoint: Area Of Effect.
Summon a Drill Sergeant. 100% detected ratio.
cute. tiny space frogs had their laugh
LOL, “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” Yoda
So I guess so. I met my wife overseas on a paid sabbatical. We feel in love and I had to return to work. I wasn’t able to make it back for six months. When we were intimate again. My wife looked at me somewhat seriously and said;”Oh it’s bigger than I remember.”
On the one hand that was good… 😅…
Hey, man, he had three 0.012mm Gatling guns on that thing. Those will do some serious damage over the course of six generations
If the ship was an inch and a half, and was broadcasting in vhf, it must have been essentially an antenna and nothing else
Thanks for adding the text and year of publication!
Huh, I was expecting the opposite to happen. For them to warp off and realize all those stars in the distance were port windows in a ship the size of a solar system, which is why they couldn't detect it.
If I was that captain I would have ordered an immediate halt and a return to that sector with full scan for that spec.
He had been warned, told not to return with armed ship. To come back could be considered a aggressive act. It was made clear. Send an unarmed ship next time.
@@larrythompson8630 And "accidently" ram with the unarmed ship to the alien's ship.
Giants in the playground.
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Free drinks for the rest of his life, just to retell the tale of how he chased off a gawd.
Great story; Excellent narration! LOL!!!!
Space frog dreadnought the size of a maxbox. Who'd have thought it?
I expect that Captain Heselton will be re-assigned to the bathtub fleet.
Definitely want to meet those little guys I bet they're great at micro circuits and internal medicine .😊
An inch and a half. No wonder they couldn't spot it simply by looking for any stars it would have occluded. Doesn't mean they still couldn't have wiped "Big Joe" out, but they were probably running a huge bluff. The frogs must have been laughing their a**es off.
1/1000th your size ship of unkown ET tech may still generate 1000x your weapons power.
Love your pick.
Oh yeah. I liked this story. And it is from an author I never heard of.
Nice. Good story
Mighty mouse scared of the elephant 😄😆🤣👍👍
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Nanites with faces. 😂
😂😂😂😂 WITH ENERGY!!
an elephant afraid of an ant, colorised 2024
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Size matters after all 😂😂
Kind of wish the name of the story didn't give it away at the start.
7th, 10 September 2024
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This has got to be the most contrived piece of drivel yet. 😂 couldnt even finish listening to it, and I'm bored.