The Guy Who Hates E-Bikes
Вставка
- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- It's true. E-bikes are RUINING the sport of mountain biking. If you don't believe me just ask Analog Joe. He's a true visionary and is trying to spread the word any way he can. Be sure to follow his cause on Instagram:
www.instagram....
Honestly though. Mountain Biking is an amazing community. Whether you're on a hard tail, full squish, e-bike or whatever as long as you're having a blast that's all that matters! Get out and send it!
#ebike #ebikehate #ebiker
I’m ok with ebikes that provide assist as the rider peddles. Ebikes with throttles that carries the rider who is not peddling is a “motorcycle”. Motorcycles should NOT BE ALLOWED on trails or bike paths.
This is why we don't put robots on courts to make rulings for us, rather have a person who could think to make decisions. 🤖
It's evident you don't know anything about e-bikes or motorcycles.
@@ryamldess enough to know that ebikes with throttles dont belong on bike trails or paths. There are motorbike dirt paths that they can use.
Dude people have to work! Frickin gotta go in late to work just to watch a mustache talk about e bikes! I love this world! LOL.
Hahaha! Love it. Just tell your boss you were busy saving dolphins! 😂
I also hate e bikes 🍀🍀🍀✌️😜👍🔥🔥🔥
Wife and I just picked up Turbo Levos and, jumpin jesus on a pogo stick they are fun. Screw those dolphins.
Hahaha! Yea those Levos are so good!
Absolutely "Analog Joe" hates e-bikes, Calirado Kid is getting one & intuitively invent the world's first e-smoker with
650 (SH) = smoked hour capacity😂
Just throw a rack of ribs in the top tube and you'll have lunch by the end of the ride!! 😂
That was hilarious Analog Joe, except for Paul, may he RIP. But I flew out to Vegas and I’m signed up for an mtb e-bike excursion at one. Great timing! And I appreciate the accent, sounds a lot like me. 😂
Oh man. That's sounds like a blast. Love some good e-bike excursions. I like how my accent goes in and out throughout the video. Haha.
The best thing about ebike haters is they spend their time hating others where they're at instead of enjoying more of the trails ahead where I am at ! #LovingLevo
Haha! Totally! I just figure it's people that haven't ridden one before. They're a BLAST!
@@CaliradoKid I've got over 4500 miles on my Levo :-)
I experience so much more stuff exploring because I never get held back by route anxiety. Also with 700Whr batt, no range anxiety either.
@@biketothetop Those Levo's are gorgeous. Probably the best E-Bike on the market in my opinion. Although I'd love to get my hands on the new Yeti E-160 also.
@@CaliradoKid get whatever works best for you. When I got my levo it was the best bike for me to get. I don't look at bikes as much as trails, unless I need a new bike.
My eMTB is replacing my dirtbike. Good for me and the environment, don't you agree Analog Joe?
Unfortunately lithium batteries are just as toxic…. So NO
Ebikes off trails .
Ain't analog also 'lectric?
I like me an acoustic. S'all I'm sayin'.
...one could almost say you're a NOMAD! 😂
@@CaliradoKid 🧙🏾♂️
Most E-Bike riders I see in my town ride with their saddle in the lowest position, looks hilarious, you know they couldn't pedal up a hill like that on a regular bikes 😹
Bicycle with a motor, walking assist, ABS, are you even riding a bike anymore at this point?
I was hoping to see XC-spandex-Joe make an appearance 😂
Never Sheyn. NEVER.
All I'm saying is, if you decide the get on the highway and go 70 mph, fall off the bike and I accidentally run you over then I'm not at fault..
so....he would prefer analog cigarettes vs E-cigs..?
Ebike haters are just jealous! And a Karen.
Totally! I have to imagine it's just because they haven't ridden one before.
@@CaliradoKid most likely. And of course the Americans are just behind the times in accepting change (but they sure don't mind riding with suspension, light weight bikes)
Government wants to electrify our homes and cars, so why not my trail whip?
Americans hate anyone who rides to wheels with a motorcycle helmet They get furious
Lol what about atv , dirt bike and side by side those don’t belong on the trail too you are too funny
I finally started laughing when you got to the Dolphins...
Complete nonsense...
Thanks Joe
Would you expect any less? 😂
Thanks for crunching those numbers I've been trying to figure that equation out for awhile! 🤓😆
Luckily I had an abacus handy...because you know...calculators have BATTERIES in them. And I think we all know that's not my thing. 😂
Part 2. The guy who loves ebikes?
I can see it now. A hippie who's stoked to save the environment through battery power. Aaron has a Tesla I can borrow. 😂
E-vil- E-bikes. Coincidence I think not.
I ride my E bike in the winter with those fancy heated motorcycle gloves and fantasize about the day all my batteries fail and blow up and I become half robot like Darth Vader.🤣
I drive my MTB in snow, and ice in winter without a battery.
@@esmolol4091 So what you are saying is that you don't like Darth Vader?!
We gonna have a problem here real quick my friend!
How dare you say something like that.
Ebikes are gay. Period.
Hahahahahahhaahhaha. Analog Joe!!!!!! Batteries in the landfill killing the dolphins!!!! Hahahahahahahaha
Think of the DOLPHINS Mark!! 😂
@@CaliradoKid next analog Joe vid needs to be a teleathon to save the dolphins
Next channel CalEradoKid!!! 😂😂😉
Just waiting on that sweet sweet E-bike sponsorship from Yeti! 😂
Dude, I totally agree with you gibberish!
So much nonsense. So little time. 😂
Hate em 💯 oh wait , I got one never mind 🤷🏻♂️🍻
Haha!! Shame on your for killing those Dolphins! 😂 Man. I did an epic E-Bike ride in Downieville about 2 years ago and it was an absolute blast. Can't wait to add one to the stable.
@@CaliradoKid fought it until I couldn’t. Kept the analog though still need those days too 🐬
E-Bikes Rock That's all I'm sayin
You're totally right! I do dig em'. I've ridden them several times and always had a blast. Definitely want to add one to the stable one day. Just as long as ol' Analog Joe doesn't find out I should be ok.
West Coast Bobo. ⚡️🚴🏽♂️
Haha! He's much better looking than me. Chest hair for DAYS! 😂
Should have packed your dip can with a flick of ur wrist as u shed a tear for Flipper!🤘🏼
Hmm... I like fire pits, landfill dolphins and have an irrational fear of horses kicking me in the head. Am I an analog Joe ?
You very well could be! Let me ask you a question. Do you ALSO dislike the Sun as it produces TOO much energy?
Joseph McClintock would definitely hate my Traeger electronic wood fire smoker/grill as well then lol
What is that? Some sort of E smoker? I don't even think they make those things.
I wasn't sure at first.... took me a while but at the dolphins I got it ;-) Great job 🙂
Haha! Outta be ashamed of themselves. 😂
'Anti-ebike coalition', you sez? I sez, 'Where do I sign up, brother?'. They're killing dolphins, the bastards!
Think of the damned DOLPHINS! 😂
HahHa this was great. I really hope people realize that your joking though 😂
There’s no such thing as bad press! 😂
LOL #math #savethedolphins
These people otta be ashamed of themselves. 😂
So when Calirado Kid gets a ebike will there be hatred toward both of you? We want a Analog Joe vs Calirado Kid bike off
Man. Not a bad idea. If I can make enough of these characters then do a fireside chat with all of them it COULD be comedy gold. 😂
As a former CO e bike hater this is HILARIOUS
Keep grinding! Love the content.
Thanks man! Taking it one video at a time and having a damned good time doing it! Glad you're diggin' it.
Bahhaha, I have no words.
(electrical automated smart phone message)
Wait until I do an Australian character. You guys are gonna HATE me. 😂
@@CaliradoKid Naah,,
fark mate 🤣
gona luv it,,
Seriously we will 😆
Pour one out for Paul
He never got to see the big game! 😂
Lol an other future classic Calikid video
Thanks Buddy!! The undisputed CHAMP of the Calirado Kidtober Contest!
Axe Shaving by Analog Joe, coming soon to a barber near you
That's how NON E-Bikers do it! 😎
@@CaliradoKid Didn't you have electric clippers shave a d!@k in your beard?
Another GEM from the Calirado Kid!!! Comedy at its best!
I even go the wife to hold the camera for a couple of the shots in this one! 😂
🐬Won't you please think about the dolphins😪.
...should be ashamed of yourselves. 😂
Haha love it Analog Joe …. The only good thing about an ebike is when you’re training for a race and you are chasing your mate around 🤪
Haha! They are super fun. I especially love using them for huge back country type rides. But I'm just not balling out on enough UA-cam dollars to buy one yet. 😂
@@CaliradoKid yes agreed 👍
straight killin dolphins!! LOL!!
...outta be ASHAMED of themselves. 😂
Agree 100%. E-Bikes are a scourge.
Another fine public disservice announcement from the true-blue fiction files 👊🏼🤣
Haha! That about sums it up pretty damned well. 😂
@@CaliradoKid Damn Straight-up! 🙃
Analog joe needs some hugs lol... love the content!
He's a bit ornery. No question! 😂
I can apprecaite a man who knows how to use a mill bastard file.
What else am I going to do? Chop wood with a dull blade like an ANIMAL?! 😂
@@CaliradoKid Please don't, you will be mistaken for an ebiker .
Think about the dolphins…
That's all I'm sayin! 😂
So the conclusion is that Analog Joe will be on an ebike in the near future.
New video coming by Xmas of 2021 😁🙌
I finally rode an ebike and Analog Joe was spot on. I was LMAO 🤣 when that motor was working and my legs were not. 🙌
Hahaha! Yes! If those UA-cam dollars would just start rolling in I'd have one in NO TIME. 😂
RIP dolphins 😭😭
What the hell were they doing in that landfill anyway?! 😂
Thats right Joe!!!
See! JJ gets it! 😂
Good points 👊
Who wants to kill dolphins? I know I don't. 😂
Can't wait 🤘
Hopefully it lived up to the hype!