B, no doubt, not only would a train likely be useless against cthulu, but those bees are heading straight for me, so I know they're a threat, cthulu on the other hand... he might be pretty cool.
If the bees are going straight for you then either 1. You’ll get run over too or 2. They’ll move out of the way of the train if they’re beelining for you
Track B duh. More money for the more people and animals coming into the office plus Cthulhu is a nice dude, went to hs with him. He was a BEAST on the swim team too
Happy birthday Timmy! I hope you understand that we do have much to spend this year, so we got you a surprise! It’s a-BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *choo-choo* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
So, as an SCP fan, Cthulhu isn’t bad at all, so track b, and why would they be on a train track Edit: Cthulhu is an SCP, called SCP-2662, I don’t know if the creator of the SCP stole it from somewhere. If this is from somewhere else, I wouldn’t know. And one last thing: Join the Bean cult
Cthulhu is actually an scp that does not want to hurt anybody and is actually friendly but his followers want to commit sexual and harmful rituals which makes people think he is dangerous
@@nadineh7072 Cthulhu is lovcraft mythology, and he will harm trust me, he could destroy the entire universe easily and if you try and kill him you would not stand a chance
well if an object is moving fast enough and hits another object in a certain down to the decimal angle...even a paper airplane(although not possible for a paper object to go that fast but you get my point) can obliterate an iron wall
Going off of Cthulhu, once you look at the track you don't have a choice anymore you're just driven mad And also bees and Cthulhu wouldn't die from getting hit by a trolley, bees could just maneuver around it and Cthulhu is... well Cthulhu
I'd say to wait for the bees to kill the people on the other track, wait for them to get away from track 2, then drive through track 1 while killing the bees
@@gowrisankarponnuswamy2281 I know but the comment says screw bees in general, not screw the bees. my point was not that we shouldn’t run over the bees, I actually chose the second train, but my point was to question why the commenter doesn’t like bees
Cthulu wouldnt die from being ran over.Hell hes bigger than the whole train.Also the surprise party probably has your friends and family so you'd be running them over.Also those Killer bees would still be coming towards you.I mean the trolley might not run into them in time before the sting you so either way you're screwed
Let's say in the hypothetical he could die. Then it would be cthulu. Yes the surprise party likely would have your friends, and the bees would kill you definitely, it's also cthulu. He'd kill everyone, so if he was kept alive your friends would die. The bees likely would only kill you. Track A
I’m gonna have to go with track b since it’s got killer bees coming straight towards me where as track a had a nice surprise party for me and technically it doesn’t say Cthulhu is gonna kill me
Ya, but the Terraria Chuthulhu is severely more underpowered than Lovecraft's Chuthulhu. But, still, Terraria Chuthulhu can take a lot of hits, and can make a lot of damage.
Imma pick track A cause I don't like love and suprise parties bore me just like normal parties also at least I tried to friggin kill a god of destruction and my reason not choosing B cuz: 1: rewards I always liked 2: gotta save the new generation 3: killer bees are easy to kill get a damn electic swatter Also even if you chose b chtulu would still kill you And imagine this you killed an ancient god that probably killed millions you would save the damn planet Idc if there is a couple on the track Imma choo choo imma kill chutulu What Happens When Cthulhu Is Released Every sentient creature on the planet must save or go permanently insane as the Cthulhu's supersentience rips through their own, like a cruise ship powering through a narrow canal. Over the next 24 hours, Cthulhu devours the sun, in order to gain enough energy for a long flight home. Then he flies home, never to be seen again. A wish spell might delay him, briefly. Then the planet has no sun. It's just a rock hurtling through space. The surface temperature plummets, all surface water freezes, and 99.99% of all life on the surface dies
With that logic I would go track B because I'll kill all the people on that track then get killed myself and the rest of the the people on track A would be killed by Cthulhu and the bees so then all the humans that are present are dead. Including Me 😀😀😀
Track A, I ain’t got no time for partying, an elder god just got awakened, I think running him down with a train would be more important than all the people on that track.
@@lex5938 Well it’d definitely stun him, like in the original “Call of Cthulhu” book, when the captain of a boat rammed the Bowsprit (The pokey bit in the front) into his chest, causing him to fall apart, which didn’t outright kill him, it just stunned him, as immediately after the boat rammed through him and blew him to bits he started to reanimate and pull himself together.
As both a fan of Cthulhu and the fact that Cthulhu literally took a speeding boat to the head and fixed his head like it was nothing, Track B all the way!
B. Cthulhu did't die when he was ran over by a YACHT (maybe the correct term is "swimed over") so I higly doubt a train would do anything. He a god that killed 2 people just by staring at them and he would probably destroy the train and eat/smush/terrify to death anyone in both tracks. So, the only way to ensure that the least amount of people die is by chosing track B.
I mean, I doubt Cthulhu would die if I ran him over, so I’ll pick B.
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@@UltraTsuki
Hi!
@@UltraTsuki lol why do people randomly say hi
Same
The bees flie
Track B! Hehe, double kill was my first thought when he mentioned “pregnant”
Triple kill with the driver 😂
bru such a meanie you would kill an unborn baby
@@sourrlemons either you’re joking or you’re pro life
And I would also go for the double kill
@@moldymallard same
Fuck the bees, I’m going for a kill streak.
Chutulu when you ran over him with the train be like: ah, a mosquito bite me!
Let's be honest no amount of trains is gonna even mildly hurt Cthulhu
Forget the tracks I got a swarm of killer bees running at me
Dang. Got myself and yourself beaned.
Bean
Running?
Bean
Stop
The bottom one of COURSE. Killer bees are coming to get me but Cthulhu is just chillin.
In call of cthulu one guy runs over cthulu using a boat and he just heals himself instantly so you dont want to piss him off.
But then you’re killing the unborn baby and the mother
@@NOT_Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty and?
@@kljx a new life!? They won’t have a chance to LIVE
@@NOT_Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty and?
Track b, I'm letting cuthulu live he'd probably be a vibe
my man
Not to mention that he's a Lovcraftian Elder God and a train wouldn't even be like a splinter to him.
I agree 1000%
No cap
Me to
B, no doubt, not only would a train likely be useless against cthulu, but those bees are heading straight for me, so I know they're a threat, cthulu on the other hand... he might be pretty cool.
Let's invite him to a tea party!
If the bees are going straight for you then either 1. You’ll get run over too or
2. They’ll move out of the way of the train if they’re beelining for you
Yea 2662 is pretty chill
the evil hate filled cthulu sharing adventures and smiles
My thoughts right in the commet
"You ran over a pregnant woman in labor!?"
"...Yeah"
"Damn double homicide"
A
@@angelgrimm3787 B
@@user-xf2bc8th9b C
@@alinaedits1803 D
@@alinaedits1803 d
Isnt cuthulu immortal, you're more likely to kill everyone on the train if you run a giant immortal monster over
Frick cuthulu IM GON' GET THE HIGHEST KILL STREAK
Then NUKE EM!!!!!
@@feddy7652 lol
A because cuteys
Then call thanos and a billion nukes
I'mma take the first one. Best Convo starters "so what did you do this weekend" "oh, I ran over the dark lord Cthulhu, eater of worlds"
He might kill us you can't run him over
I'm thinkin Cthulu would run you over
The fact Cthulhu is even on land means everyone on earth, especially you and everyone else at the train tracks, is fucked
if he is an eater of worlds, then what makes you think he cant be an eater of trains if he wanted to
If we're talking scp lore then cthulhu is actually a chill dude
Track B duh. More money for the more people and animals coming into the office plus Cthulhu is a nice dude, went to hs with him. He was a BEAST on the swim team too
Crystal is a killer release trapped on the water and if you look in your eyes you will make you go suicide so
Say don't take to cthlu
He will most likely kill you
He,s not a nice guy
@@Amiep1c did you miss the joke or are you the joke?
I’d run over the surprise party track because being run over by a train has got to be the biggest surprise I heard of
Happy birthday Timmy! I hope you understand that we do have much to spend this year, so we got you a surprise! It’s a-BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *choo-choo* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@@Crowdle “oh man did we hit a speed bump” “we’re on a train John, there aren’t any speed bumps”
@@clarelafferty9033 **why are there bees**? *dies*
@@Crowdle you’re gonna die because of the killer bees
@@clarelafferty9033 you’re gonna die because of the bees
Definitely track B, because Cthulhu can literally be any size he wants for gods sake
Cthulhu never dies I would love the blood splatter on my windshield
Man this is so simple and easy. All you have to do is get everyone to the same track... AND THEN WAIT FOR THE TRAIN TO KILL THEM ALL!!!!
Good luck going to jail
@@irenaveksler1935 good luck trying to get the joke
@@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 damn mate
Chill out we cant show them the big guns
Calm down Jamal Don’t pull out the 9
Good idea
Lol in the last philosophy lesson before the holidays, we played this.
I dunno Cuthulu lookin pretty chill. Ngl, I want him to live. Plus the other track has killer bees trying to kill me.
Exactly
He’d probably erase your existence if you came at him with a train anyway.
I feel like you summoned him
Track B obviously, because it's my birthday and I'm gonna wanna celebrate it with a surprise party!
Definitely the bees, Cthulhu is a cool guy and he's my favorite
I feel like a train wont do much to cthulhu
@@anonymousanomaly6330Cthulhu is literally a Mythical creature 😂😂😂😂
But bees only hurt you if you hurt/frighten them :/
So, as an SCP fan, Cthulhu isn’t bad at all, so track b, and why would they be on a train track
Edit: Cthulhu is an SCP, called SCP-2662, I don’t know if the creator of the SCP stole it from somewhere. If this is from somewhere else, I wouldn’t know.
And one last thing: Join the Bean cult
hi we have the same pfp
@@basicteal bruh why are there many jellybean pfps
…heeeeey
@@marxplaridel3592 okay you need to watch her vids to understand
@@marxplaridel3592 idk lol
I’d pick track 2, Cthulhu seems like a nice guy
Oh he's really nice he mean no harm just don't piss him off
@@DeadGreatDudeYT so true yet so false
I would say path B because if I attempted to run over Cthulhu it would probably kill me.
Being an Entomophobic person, Track B is an easy win 😎
*"THOSE PESKY BEES!!!"*
“FATHER!-“ *smacks and kills* pesky bee
I'm beginning to think I'm just afraid of black and yellow stripes
I'm an arachnophobic and entomophobic LOL
@@RobinHoodies0 we don’t let you near construction sites
Cthulhu would throw you off the tracks, the killer bees couldn't get in so b
Cthulhu is actually an scp that does not want to hurt anybody and is actually friendly but his followers want to commit sexual and harmful rituals which makes people think he is dangerous
@@nadineh7072 hey ever heard of a guy named Lovecraft? Of course you haven’t
@@nadineh7072 Cthulhu is lovcraft mythology, and he will harm trust me, he could destroy the entire universe easily and if you try and kill him you would not stand a chance
yes also one thing
I DON'T WANT MY MOM TO GET KILLED BY MYSELF YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?
"A swarm of killer bees heading straight for you!"
My apiphobia: *hello*
Your what?
@@josh-fl2xy apiphobia: the fear of bees
XD same
i´m sorry but ¨Imma choo choo imma kill chutulu¨ fucking *killed* me and that is going to be my new life motto
Same lmao
Track B! Cuthulhu’s whole purpose is that he’s immortal and can’t die
Also Cthulhu is like a giant so even if you were to hit the other people you’d crash and maybe fall in the water
well if an object is moving fast enough and hits another object in a certain down to the decimal angle...even a paper airplane(although not possible for a paper object to go that fast but you get my point) can obliterate an iron wall
@@darealrexrandom Cthulhu is immortal though
@@PolarasX rather die trying tho
Going off of Cthulhu, once you look at the track you don't have a choice anymore you're just driven mad
And also bees and Cthulhu wouldn't die from getting hit by a trolley, bees could just maneuver around it and Cthulhu is... well Cthulhu
B
By that logic all of them could maneuver around it but that’s not the point of the game
Ever heard of a joke?
Track A then reverse to Track B
Also the bees are coming to YOU so they are going off the track anyways
The first track that relationship isn't gonna last long anyways, I have no one to throw me a suprise party and idk who catholu is
Cthulhu is a monster who would drive humanity insane
@@bingus8426 and to the brink of destruction
B because if we’ve dealt with Cthulhu this long, we will survive
I'd say to wait for the bees to kill the people on the other track, wait for them to get away from track 2, then drive through track 1 while killing the bees
So... kill everyone?
You can’t wait it’s not like you have a choice lmao
@@lollolololololol418 nah that’s a dumb idea
"14 lives on the line on track B. I repeat 14 live on the line on track B!"
Me: just keep driving
Track B because there’s a birthday party for me and I bet Cthulhu could be a pretty fantastic DJ
Why do you simp skylor anyone but her I'd rather simp for pixal
B. Because haha: pregnant-women-double-kill, and I’m not fucking with Cthulhu! I’d go insane by seeing him in the first place.
No thats the Dunwhich Horror, another lovecraftian monster.
@@francescoragnoni8042 ah, ok! Thanks for reminding me
TRIPLE KILL
@@francescoragnoni8042 Which one was that one? The invisible monster with the half goat brother? Or the fish people?
But he did insane-kill someone in "The call of Chuthulhu"
Thank god I’m literally on a middle school robotics team-
But are yall winning???
The second one because screw Bees, and also pissing off Cthulu doesn’t seem like a good idea.
Without bees all life on earth would die
@@sanzharseifullin672 yeah
@@sanzharseifullin672 pretty sure the train won't run over all the bees in the world
@@gowrisankarponnuswamy2281 I know but the comment says screw bees in general, not screw the bees. my point was not that we shouldn’t run over the bees, I actually chose the second train, but my point was to question why the commenter doesn’t like bees
@@zoebernardo6400 yeah ik
Cthulu wouldnt die from being ran over.Hell hes bigger than the whole train.Also the surprise party probably has your friends and family so you'd be running them over.Also those Killer bees would still be coming towards you.I mean the trolley might not run into them in time before the sting you so either way you're screwed
Yeah but it wouldn't matter cus you'd die anyway s it's like kill children or kill your family and friends
Party pooper
Let's say in the hypothetical he could die. Then it would be cthulu. Yes the surprise party likely would have your friends, and the bees would kill you definitely, it's also cthulu. He'd kill everyone, so if he was kept alive your friends would die. The bees likely would only kill you. Track A
"Are usually ready to run some people over?" Me: but I just finished doing that!
Terraria players be like: I either kill moon lord or queen bee. Well… queen bee was so hard at the start of the game so B
YEEES
I know rite
"If you drift you can take out both of them"
-some wise man from somewhere
I like what you're saying
I like your funny words magic man
@@aubrefry0920 good job going to jail
@@thickskinman when a musqutio lands on your testiceles you réalisés violence isn’t always the answer
-Wise man
As a terraria player when I see cuthulu my natural instinct is to kill it. That said ik not sure but probably a
Cthulhu would probably lift me up
2, cause Cuthulu wouldn't be kill by the train, it'll just make him angry.
2. Cthulhu wouldn't get hurt and would kill everyone in this situation shortly after getting hit so might as well murder some wasps before you go
I don't care if cuthulu is on track A, I'm not letting those bees get me. So track Bee, lol
Yes b
Bees are endangered
Bees are one of my worst fears so track b and I don't feel bad either
My first thought was “can i run over both cause they’re both kinds unimportant”
I’m gonna have to go with track b since it’s got killer bees coming straight towards me where as track a had a nice surprise party for me and technically it doesn’t say Cthulhu is gonna kill me
First one teen love is short, too bad no surprise birthday but imagine being able to claim you killed a beast that Will probably kill many
True but the party was probably done by friends and family
@@spideyindi1534 I do not care. I will be known as a legend. I shall claim my title as the slayer of Cthulhu.
@@kittyeater12 is it the scp Cthulhu though because he not evil
@@deathbymemes2920 No, it's not the SCP.
Cthulhu helped plan my party, I'm going for track b. Besides, the party could be a good way to help the teens bond more
Terraria players choosing track A:
*Finnaly, my time has come!*
Ya, but the Terraria Chuthulhu is severely more underpowered than Lovecraft's Chuthulhu. But, still, Terraria Chuthulhu can take a lot of hits, and can make a lot of damage.
I would overdraft fee because if I were to try to run Cthulhu over with a train he'd most likely kill me
Imma pick track A cause I don't like love and suprise parties bore me just like normal parties also at least I tried to friggin kill a god of destruction and my reason not choosing B cuz:
1: rewards I always liked
2: gotta save the new generation
3: killer bees are easy to kill get a damn electic swatter
Also even if you chose b chtulu would still kill you
And imagine this you killed an ancient god that probably killed millions you would save the damn planet Idc if there is a couple on the track Imma choo choo imma kill chutulu
What Happens When Cthulhu Is Released
Every sentient creature on the planet must save or go permanently insane as the Cthulhu's supersentience rips through their own, like a cruise ship powering through a narrow canal.
Over the next 24 hours, Cthulhu devours the sun, in order to gain enough energy for a long flight home. Then he flies home, never to be seen again. A wish spell might delay him, briefly. Then the planet has no sun. It's just a rock hurtling through space. The surface temperature plummets, all surface water freezes, and 99.99% of all life on the surface dies
but Cthulhu just chilling do
@@snipermonkey3428 didn't you read my entire comment?
@@raine7304 yeah... that was kind of the joke, he was *NOT* just chilling there
I know someone who would do Track A, because they are a pro Terraria gamer who has the Zenith AND last prism
Lmao
Cthulu can literally mind control people, a puny little train isnt enough to kill him
Track A, because the bees can dodge but Cthulhu is too big to dodge so I can do some damage.
With that logic I would go track B because I'll kill all the people on that track then get killed myself and the rest of the the people on track A would be killed by Cthulhu and the bees so then all the humans that are present are dead. Including Me 😀😀😀
Cthulu is fvcking immortal
I’ve changed my answer, I’m going with breaks now.
As someone who’s been stung by a bee before I don’t wanna find out what getting stung by a WASP would be like, much less multiple
Imagine a needle piercing your skin, multiply that by 10 and it happens every second
Honestly track B. Not like a train is gonna harm the Sleeper, and if the world’s gonna be taken over by the great old one, I wanna be on his good side
B, I can’t kill our lord and savior Cthulhu
"but she's pregnant,and the kids"
Me:Well not my fault she hates birth control
The second track, those teens can make more babies, kids in middle school are satan spawn, and Cthulhu is my son
But the teens are both Girls-
@@lillymarieeed hot
Track A, I ain’t got no time for partying, an elder god just got awakened, I think running him down with a train would be more important than all the people on that track.
Unless Cthulhu doesn’t die to your train.
@@lex5938 Well it’d definitely stun him, like in the original “Call of Cthulhu” book, when the captain of a boat rammed the Bowsprit (The pokey bit in the front) into his chest, causing him to fall apart, which didn’t outright kill him, it just stunned him, as immediately after the boat rammed through him and blew him to bits he started to reanimate and pull himself together.
Id go with which ever track has the most people on it because i can.
Cthulhu if I have the most weighted thing in the world and squishing him since he’s just a stariod induced squid
The teens in love for the first time be like: OH SHI-
I choose track A
@@fitchiereyes track A is the best option here rn
As both a fan of Cthulhu and the fact that Cthulhu literally took a speeding boat to the head and fixed his head like it was nothing, Track B all the way!
Track b
Cause I have a phobia of bees
Bro so he won't run over the swarm of *_killer_* bees!!!!!!
Bottom track, triple kill (for the car one)
For Cthulhu all that happens is a little cute bonk on the head and the train gets derailed
Cthulhu definitely, easy choice
B purely because of the damn bees. I don’t want my mom getting an allergic reaction
Track B because suprises are nice, the two teens are starting a new relationship and the other one looks epic.
B, I'm cool with Cthulhu and I'm fine running over a robotics team
Track B cus I like everything on track A
Track A bc I saw those two teens and it reminded me I’m single:c
Terrarian mode: (on) TRACK A
i pick track b. just let two teens fall inlove in peace
2nd track cthulhu is a god who would end the world if someone tries to touch him
My choice, multi track drifting.
A because in the middle it has love, I hate love, and for cthulhu will just get a bazooka, RPG, C-4, bombsz
I was part of an award-winning robotics team in 6th grade, BUT CTHULU WOULDNT DIE
Obviously the first one, me and my team are on the second one
Go over track A, go backwards and go over track B.
A definitely track A
I mean- you can’t run over Cthulhu, so the best option is B.
B reasons:
1. cthulu won't die from a train
2. the killer bees are flying straight towards me
Cthulhu is a legend
Probably b because Cthulhu isn’t gonna die and I don’t wanna piss him off
B,Cthulhu my god,you shall cause chaos til the end of time
Both, let’s drift this trolley
B, the driver could have the reaction time to Swerve before the train got close
It's not a joke it's a 🤣 hazard 🤣
I don’t care if he’s immortal IM COMIN FOR YA CTHULHU!!!
Track B, cthulhu will do the rest
We need to save Cuthulu trust me
I would never run over cthulhu, poor guy
Track B, the pregnant woman makes it a double kill.
B. Cthulhu did't die when he was ran over by a YACHT (maybe the correct term is "swimed over") so I higly doubt a train would do anything. He a god that killed 2 people just by staring at them and he would probably destroy the train and eat/smush/terrify to death anyone in both tracks. So, the only way to ensure that the least amount of people die is by chosing track B.