South Park Speedruns Are Super Broken
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South Park (N64 Gameplay) | Forgotten Games
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Matt Stone & Trey Parker on South Park: The Stick of Truth - IGN Live - E3 2013
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South Park The Stick of Truth - All Cutscenes [HD Game Movie]
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:19:19
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Jew) Speedrun in 1:19:55 (WR)
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched Mage Speedrun in 1:13:00 [World Record]
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#speedrun #southpark
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Despicable to market a Ruzzian company. Otherwise good video.
not every EU version is censored, i think it might only be the German version of the game that is.
no
Pls auto subtitles. 🙏
@@TehAwesomer auto subtitles should be enabled and I manually added captions!
I love that "I was losing 7 seconds (tone: this is a lot of time)" and "This skip only saves a few minutes" can exist in the same video. godspeed speedrunners
I was thinking the same thing when I got to "This skip only saves a few minutes". Like, he already set the tone earlier by mentioning seconds... people who got this far in the video understand how valuable "minutes" are lmao
Tbf in the video the full quote is “since we have to wait so long in the forest and kupa keep this skip only saves a few minutes.” Like you know, compared to what the time save *would* be if we didn’t have to do a lengthy setup for the sequence break. But I approve of anything that makes me sound like an idiot so good job👍
@@EZScapeSpeedruns sorry man, no ill intent here
@@EZScapeSpeedruns We love you :)
@@EZScapeSpeedruns phew seething
The runs for this game are very fun (if you ignore the 6 minute cutscene at the end of the run which is admittedly aggravating), so if anyone is interested I would recommend trying it out. Each class has any% routed out (fairly uniquely as well) both with and without the two main glitches shown (Bard Skip and Slave Skip). I personally have not done much on the unpatched versions with these skips but the runs without them are well documented so learning is hopefully not a chore (I made the route for Jew and Fighter classes so there is without a doubt room for improvement, but I am happy with how it turned out). Thanks to EZScape for showcasing this run, hope it was an enjoyable experience.
Thanks legend! :)
Hi WR holder
man’s has the wr in every category bruh
@@pookster8630 that happened after I left this comment (also I'm technically missing a misc category that I can't be bothered to play)
"Oh, you don't wanna skip this."
Imagine having a persistent town-wide game that was this cool when you were a kid lol. Playing outside would've been S-tier.
I wish I had this as a kid.
I have a major question. How does Princess Kenny have tits if Kenny is a boy. Or does Kenny have the power to switch genders magically.
@@execentralwiki he doesn't have tits, it's just his chest. The other kids are like 10 or something, they probably dont even know what boobs actually look like lmao. Either that or they're just going along with it because kenny is playing as a girl and thats just one of his "powers" in the game, like how everyone else can use "healing powers" and "magic"
@@execentralwiki I have a little surprise for you called NIPPLES
@@execentralwiki She clearly has magically stuffed dresses
I like how you go through the story with a neutral voice, like everything that happens is normal. The government acting like there is a new Taco Bell being built, your parents having sex while you are watching them, the zombies. Completely normal phenomenon.
I mean this is South Park supernatural shit happens all the time
The game is so fun. It’s like I’m in the show able to make my own episode everytime I log In. Fractured butthole is awesome too. I really hope they’re In the process of a new title for this series as it’s beloved by me and I’m sure many.
There will be one new game between 2023 and 2027 at least. They signed a deal to make at least one. Hopefully it'll come out before 2027 though. xD
@@bradleymoore2797 its already in making so its probably gonna come out in a few years. I say 3 years maximum
@@bradleymoore2797 Wait really? How'd you know about this? Also do you know what it'll be this time? Since the first was basically LOTR and the second was basically Marvel, Captain America: Civil War in specific I think but I'm not too sure.
@@aneanderthalscout37 As I said. They signed a deal. 900 million dollars for 14 movies, 2 more seasons of south park on comedy central, and one more game all to take place between 2022-2027. Since it's all ready 2023 that game is going to come out sometime in between those dates or the contract is breached. Unlike the previous two games it'll be made by a different developer and no one knows if Ubisoft will be in charge to publish it or not.
As for the setting who knows. Since the game is going to be in house they have tons of ability to make something new for the show that'll be in the game instead of anything that's out right now.
@@bradleymoore2797 Oh wow that's amazing to hear, thanks alot for the insight.
Love that the only line from new kid is "screw you guys,I'm going home"
"Wow what a dick"
~Cartman
I hope they make a 3rd game in this style. Enjoyed the first two.
Sadly the 3rd game is now confirmed to be 3d, which is kinda sad because I love how the first 2 felt like you lived in South Park. Heck I intentionally chose the abilities without powers in FBW so I could feel like I’m actually in an episode.
@@PancakebatterLuigi atleast it’s still continuing the story of the new kid and it has coop. Kinda stoked to play a new South Park game with a buddy. I miss South Park tower defence and tennormans revenge so much
@@PancakebatterLuigiIts a good thing. Means Trey and Parker want to keep things fresh and new rather than repeat old concepts for a quick buck.
If it was snow day that whey were talking about I personally think its not great prefer the rpg games
fuckin monkey's paw!
I love how this game mixed the mario and luigi rpg series mechanics and final fantasy mechanics to make it work well. I liked how the second game changed some things to make it feel new and interesting too, both games in my opinion were great in their own aspects!
I hated the fighting system change myself but loved the game. I've also hate most change in things I like lol
With the Mother series weirdness 😂
these are paper mario mechanics, fool
One of my favorite games of all time and I never knew your parents would come look for you in the lost forest
Ngl, when they appeared in the forest, they would scare the hell out of me. Idk why
@@jcoolguy1548 because you were about to get in trouble
They must’ve heard about the Christmas Critters
I don’t think I’ve had that happen.
I dig the Australian version censoring things out but still describing in detail what happens
Not being able to see it happen makes it funnier IMO, but it does somewhat screw you over gameplay-wise due to the abortion being censored
Convince the Taco Bell guys that you were a real doctor
Guess they really wanted that r16
One thing that wasn't explained super clear is the plus melee patches or why the ignore armor ones for the weapon matter. Abilities have a weird mechanic or possibly bug where secondary effects for whichever weapon you have out directly affects the ability. You can more visually see this in Jew speedruns where we use bouncy ranged weapons to give the sling of david several more bounces than it would normally have. Here, the plus melee gives direct damage to each of the 6 ticks of dragon's breath as well as the ignore armor, though in the late game the plus melee gets power crept for percent damage and a ton of ignore armor.
South park 64 wasn't a bad game, it suffered from a lack of guidance in game, which is common at that time. The multi-player mode was super super fun, and just messing around was the most fun. If you take it for what it is, a non serious game of a parody show, I think it's a gem, even if the controls are pretty rough
making your friends dance with the laser, just to throw a pissed on snowball in their faces - precious. I love this game so much :D
No 64 just “South Park” I had it for PlayStation 1
My best friend had that game and we played the shit out of it. It would always be me, him, his older brother, and our other friend, so exactly 4 players. We had 3 main games that we’d play against each other in the multiplayer, South Park, Goldeneye, and Smash Bros. We’d play one game until someone became a little too dominant and then we’d switch to another game. Once someone became a bit too dominant in that then we’d go to the third game. Rinse and repeat as we cycled through those 3 games for hours on end. Man those were some fun times. That was only time I ever got to really play 4-player multiplayer was when I was with them, any other time the most I could get was 3-players, usually just 2 though, and in that group South Park wasn’t allowed because of their parents so we could only play Smash or Goldeneye. What a time to be alive though😂
I’m currently playing this for the 3rd time I have no clue why I’ve never thought of someone speedrunning this game 😂 Such good and funny moments
God i love how south park is the only animated show that looks the way it does
The Turn Based South Park Games, AND the 2 original Paper Mario Releases, are the best games of their Genre.. EVER.
I've played so many turn based RPGs, none hit this good for their respective worlds.
EZScape Speedruns more and more becoming a channel for tomatoanus type and level content is amazing! Love every upload.
This is really cool I didn't even know stick of truth had a speed run community. (I guess any game can) Are their any 100% speed runs out there? Seeing how you optimized things was cool it made me think that seeing an fully optimized 100% run also be really cool.
There are. I even have an all achievements run on my channel. It isn't very different than 100% in the end but there are interesting routing changes that I personally enjoy.
@@hardcorecheese5998 cool :) I'll check yours out then.
Great video, happy to see Stick of Truth getting the love it deserves as a speedgame!
I wonder if you showed the sponsor the script of this video before posting it, and imagining them reading “Because they’re ginger they’re weak to fire”
I forgot just how bonkers this game is. A speed run of it?? Even more bonkers. Love it. ❤️ Now do Fractured But Whole. 😂
Unfortunately FBW is a lot less runable. Most of the cutscenes and tutorials are unskippable so even if gameplay was more optimized than it was, runs would still be over 3 hours long.
Another things was that matt and trey said this would be the last south park game, but the success led to more games being made
Now do South Park 1999. So far, only 1 person has been able to do any% on PC. It's unbelievably fucking difficult
"Because they are ginger they are weak to fire". South Park logic
australia censored the probing scene? now i dont even want the game anymore that was the main draw
Was awesome watching you plug your way through this one
My least favourite part of the run is the Prince of Canada telling you to go to Winnipeg to find some French people, when... Ottawa is litterally _on_ the border with Quebec... a famously French-speaking part of Canada.
N64 South Park was a hidden gem. It's not bad, its actually pretty fun.
Highlight is the multiplayer ( I wish it'll return on the N64 VC on the Switch with online multiplayer !! ) - I loved making my buds dance on the spot, pissing on a snowball and then throwing it into their face. It's awesome :D
SUCH a fun speedgame. I need to pick it back up, even if I’m only still using US PS4 uncensored. A very beginner friendly longer length speedrun.
Australia coming in clutch helping you avoid mini games.
i gotta say… i expected this to be a video essay, not a speedrun walk through. that being said
im 3 months into my speedrun journey of this game lmao
Lol. Matt and Trey can't troll 'Tolkien' in games.
It’s likely just slightly harder to patch it into the console games. It’s updated in Phone Destroyer.
that is annoying that control schemes can't be changed simply by clicking the respective buttons.
some games I play allow for both at the same time which is an interesting way to play
mr slave attack is really Dark if you get my meaning, Randy's random attack is eh *Cough* Nuts to say the least.
How do I keep missing Cartman's racism. I was well aware of Kingdom of Koopa Keep....years. And watching this video several times. I'm half asleep eating and nearly choke realizing Grand wizard.
Which is only worse cause SAO abriged has a grand wizard joke that I understood immediately.
mans out here speedrunning his edits too
i agree with the speed potion being the best item , despite not being a speedrunner . its just generally the best except for speed potion ultra
A lot of the patches, especially the percentage ones, simply don't do anything. That makes things even more broken.
Fun fact: If you want one of the hardest runs, go darkest skin color with Jew class
I seen you didn't skip the Alien ship crashing cutscene, you can skip it only after it zooms out of the ship and is seen crashing
don't play war thunder its fun and then you see a high tier plane then you sell your soul or spend 60 bucks just to get to top tier then realize low tier is way better. take it from some one who has played for a long time once you play you don't stop
You missed censoring two frames at 36:08
Ayo why you lookin🤨
steam version is not censored. i guess it doesnt matter if you are from EU or US if you play on pc
This is probably one of the hardest stories to explain to someone who has never played the game.
Gonna be a historic year for the speed run god
Me who gets stuck in the infinite canada glitch at the endgame of my 100% trophy run
I was wondering why this video was recommended to me, then the War Thunder ad came in.
THE SNAIL TRIES TO CALL ME BACK
the most replayed part of the video is when the war thunder sponsor ends 😭😭💀
Hey, I wanna say that these kind of videos are really something I enjoy. Watching through the run while explaining it and comparing starats and stuff. Really good!
I don't speedrun but the South Park games were some of the most fun I've had with their insane funny twists and I literally laughed so hard the first time I played and when Morgan Freeman showed up to explain and earn his freckles XD
20:08 smart decision to learn how to expell gas tactically before going to taco bell.
Loved this run, but I was surprised that taking the attack up when eating an item perk wasn't taken. Was it because it would be too slow in the long run?
Mage relies on abilities not attacks so it wouldn't really do anything. Other classes do take that upgrade though
The irony of a south park game being censored instead of the rating being raised is funny to me
speedrun aside, beneath the south park flavor, stick of truth and fractured but whole are both surprisingly great games. the combat is so fun.
15:01 I thought Europe was the only one that got censored
I have this game. 100% completion with about 1hr33m playtime. really wish I woulda had proof of it lol
0:45 is this cutscene acatully in the game? Nice I don't remember that, but that is fantastic.
Been binge watching these love the way you can tell me something i know yet I'm still interested aha
wow i bought this game recently on the winter sale and now you make a video about it, thats pretty cool
I can recommend finding Jesus at the start of the run because the guard is easy one hit with Jesus
i feel like the Australian version is arguably funnier because of the censorship, and i find that hilarious.
Ahh a new EZscape to listen to while in bed 👌👌👌
I like how the lost forest is basically the lost woods from ocarina of time
Imagine if popular shows and anime got their creators to be heavily involved in a game made by them . Like a actual good Naruto rpg or one piece open world akin to WoW or even overwatch style gameplay
The game where you threw piss snowballs we’re twice and good as both the new South Park games
Work tomorrow:
Never before seen South Park speed run: 👍🏽
Class video, would love to see one for fractured but whole
I'm still wondering which EU Versions skip the alien abduction. The german version only censors certain parts when it comes to nazi zombies by putting black boxes over raised arms, the "Hakenkreuz" and suchlike, because nazi-related imagery is forbidden outside of educational content.
South Park Racing was one of my favourite games as a kid!! That was a savage game
I was a kid who was only used to Mario Kart Wii controls, so nowadays I CANNOT get past level 3 in that game lmao.
Oh please, Aussi censorship ain't even that bad. The german version not only censored everything related to the probes, and the abortion clinic, but also all the swastikas. xD
I feel like germany has to censor swastikas because of the silly events that happened from 1939-1945 (I hope I got the years right)
Im almost certain u can get out the the forest by going north to canada then south until u get to the farm, so north 4 south 4
It would seem I cannot escape the almighty snail of war and thunder
I love how represented I am in this. Being a ginger that is.
I remember doing like a wizard build but once I got enough money for the katana that Is legit all I needed that thing was super op😂
Love the first words the gamer says is him dipping
As soon as I saw the koala I could hear the didgeridoo and feel my 13 year old disappointment all over again
How have I only just found you have a main channel I always thought the other channel was the only one 🤣🤣
Ah, I have been tricked into watching a speed run I see
unrelated but id wish this game was like....actually challenging at any difficulty, everything dies too fast and the auto healing outside battle is kind of a crutch
is there a mod for that?
Nothing like final fantasy, its paper mario.. also ive beat this game 3 times and i didn't know what speed potions do
To this day i am still scratching my had why EU and Australia censored it. Then i thank god that steam version is not censored. Well if you exclude german version.
12:46 Lost Forest... Like the Lost Woods from Zelda?
Happy new year ezscape!
The stick of truth was far better than the one later made.
Happy New year! Thank you for the video
The stick of truth is trully a masterpiece. I love playing it
Not relevant to Speedrunning, but Stick of Truth is also such a great game, because it pokes fun at some Video Game tropes, but it doesn't act like it's the cutting edge of commentary. The whole "Silent Protagonists are weird lol" has been done before and they did what a lot of comedic commentary needs to do more often and made their own jokes about it instead of slapping a different paint color on it.
I mean south park rally is amazing I still play it on the n64
So how exactly does the ginger bowlcut speed up your resets?
That old fps southpark game was actually super awesome back in the day. Lmao
this was epic, time for south park fractured but whole
I thought you left us EZScape but this just popped up in my recommended I love you G keep up the work long long time fan here
4:57 FUCK THE KV-2
I need a new southpark game like this not whatever the fuck they just made recently
I remember getting this game on a flash drive and desperately trying trying beat it before the next next of school. I forget why maybe we had to trun our laptops in but I ended going to school dead tried a lil after the aline part aka not where close to the end
@28:55 didn't know miniladd was added to the game
I played this game 3 times and I just Realized Cartman is a Grand Wizard
I love that cartman is the grand wizard. 😂
I love this game but i always get stuck on the bomb abortion
I like the rather.....dry description of the game's plot. Such a great and weird game.