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  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 2 роки тому +112

    Blaze asked Siri to be the motherboard of his children.

  • @doyen86
    @doyen86 2 роки тому +78

    Kraig lookin like a discontinued GI Joe action figure. Sgt Struggle.

  • @noreesehouston7072
    @noreesehouston7072 2 роки тому +15

    never forget when Precious said Todd look like he on medicine 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 2 роки тому +42

    Otto gotta use a key to get out of his house.

  • @hec_p3456
    @hec_p3456 2 роки тому +18

    Otto runs a mobile massage business called Cell Block Sensations

  • @traviswarren6958
    @traviswarren6958 2 роки тому +19

    Lol jokes were trash tonight! Great show as usual. .once you've watched enough its funny even when yall don't land. I laughed at how bad the shit was.

  • @hec_p3456
    @hec_p3456 2 роки тому +16

    Dwann favorite colors are red dye 40 and yellow dye 5

  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 2 роки тому +26

    Dwann swore an oath to a meatball.

  • @purpleatticexperiment
    @purpleatticexperiment 2 роки тому +17

    I recall Blaze calling people out that talking down on others shoes/clothes, saying they need a hug or some bs. He do the same thing every episode, just with cars🤣

  • @Mac_Raymond
    @Mac_Raymond 2 роки тому +30

    10:00 Show starts

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +9

    Blaze wakes up in the morning with spark plugs

  • @hec_p3456
    @hec_p3456 2 роки тому +18

    Dozie has a mud furniture line out with bobs furniture

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +10

    Kraig wearing that tank top in memory of D Bo

  • @Lwcee
    @Lwcee 2 роки тому +12

    Ironically when blaze was talking about the Chevy truck the actual commercial popped up on my tv so it’s like he was narrating the commercial

  • @therelaxationchannel999
    @therelaxationchannel999 2 роки тому +11

    Damn, my bro Auto traumatized. Love how they got his back with laughter. Lol

  • @ademola34adeniran77
    @ademola34adeniran77 2 роки тому +7

    Kraig's dressed like he just got accepted into the Miami Vice

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +25

    Kraigs beenie came with a free needle 💉

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +5

    Kraigs outfit came with detention

  • @y.s3468
    @y.s3468 2 роки тому +15

    Brotha you just said if you can do it so can we then 2 minutes later we can't do what you do. You lifted me up and put me back down in under 5 minutes brotha hahahaa

    • @masavoy0228
      @masavoy0228 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 build then break. Sale manager handbook 😂😂😂

    • @y.s3468
      @y.s3468 2 роки тому +2

      @@masavoy0228 That brotha is cold blooded 😂

    • @TEZKY95
      @TEZKY95 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +9

    Snap writes with a feather 🪶 and ink by candlelight

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +10

    Dwann lets his food fight to the death before he grills it

    • @dskinner8757
      @dskinner8757 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trifeylo
    @trifeylo 2 роки тому +6

    2 Spearsmen stand gaurd infront of Dozy's front door

  • @magneticqubzian6902
    @magneticqubzian6902 2 роки тому +17

    Kraig talked about Dog Walking 1,000 famous people but scared of Wack

    • @rogerbernard187
      @rogerbernard187 2 роки тому +9

      I mentioned that on his live and Blaze accused me of lacking a moustache..lol
      Meanwhile, they got off that subject w the quickness

    • @aubreybrown42
      @aubreybrown42 2 роки тому

      We kno who run the hood 💰

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +7

    Todd plays basketball for Heinz ketchup

  • @ctreid89
    @ctreid89 2 роки тому +6

    That’s weed cake kinda remind me of the McDonald’s hot coffee case where a person sued McDonald’s and won because they didn’t have that the coffee was hot on the cup.

  • @beenfrank
    @beenfrank 2 роки тому +7

    Salute to the Squaaad 💯 🙌🏾 💯

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +6

    Kraig thought a nightcap was a hat

  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 2 роки тому +11

    Dwann got a corn shucking ritual he does under blood moons.

  • @blacklionheart6031
    @blacklionheart6031 2 роки тому +4

    Otto on the Theo Huckstable side of the game. Where's my Guy tape at?

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +10

    Otto sculpted his hair with concrete smoothing equipment

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +2

    Blaze sprinkles Fentanyl on his blunts

  • @hec_p3456
    @hec_p3456 2 роки тому +8

    Kraig caught scalp syphilis from Billy sorrells

  • @Ave_Rage_Joe
    @Ave_Rage_Joe 2 роки тому +5

    Duncan missed the show to get his knuckles buffed

  • @ademola34adeniran77
    @ademola34adeniran77 2 роки тому +5

    Otto's famous in China as Kyrie Irving

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +5

    Blaze drinks 1978 aged motor oil in a wine glass 🍷

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +7

    Kraig Break Dance at Venice Beach

  • @ojdajuiceman7870
    @ojdajuiceman7870 2 роки тому +2

    PETA and Steve Harvey called and said they want Otto’s hair back…

  • @jaycarter8687
    @jaycarter8687 2 роки тому +5

    Barkley was 100% correct. Up to this point Durant hasn't led a team to success which means he's a bus rider not a driver

  • @630zazou
    @630zazou 2 роки тому

    Dozie's right. I'm 🇭🇹 & it was a wooden hair brush to the palm of the hand & then your backside. Doesn't leave visible marks. I don't regret any of them cuz they kept me in line.

  • @elguapii5832
    @elguapii5832 2 роки тому +3

    dwann thinks asperger is a secret meal at mcdonalds

  • @wdmawarrior1863
    @wdmawarrior1863 2 роки тому +2

    Kraig auditioning for Suge Knight documentary

  • @ZMSportsnShorts
    @ZMSportsnShorts Рік тому

    Sometimes you wanna smoke that old school...

  • @BIG4LA
    @BIG4LA 2 роки тому +2

    Wack 100 definitely said that and he stood on it

  • @ceedagr8159
    @ceedagr8159 2 роки тому +1

    Otto got a haircut like the 6th heartbeat

  • @mikegraham92
    @mikegraham92 2 роки тому +7

    Snaps looks like a finger puppet

  • @brycemartin959
    @brycemartin959 2 роки тому +1

    Kraig lowkey tryna poison somebody 😭😭

  • @ceedagr8159
    @ceedagr8159 2 роки тому +1

    Kraig look like he bout to compete in 52 blocks championship

  • @TheGreatVeE
    @TheGreatVeE 2 роки тому +10

    Anthony Mason would definitely be in the NBA today, he was the prototype PF; he was one of (if not the first) Power Forward with break your ankle handles that could run pg. If Draymond Green can play in todays game, Anthony Mason and Charles Oakley would be able too. People forget Draymond Green plays today, he would not be in the NBA in the 90's 😂

  • @GokuKnowz
    @GokuKnowz 2 роки тому +1

    That nigga Dwann references everything to the 80s , 90s , or race .

  • @Benches_N_Trenches42
    @Benches_N_Trenches42 2 роки тому

    My dad had the "eagle belt"...I threw it in the garbage the day before I moved out🤣🤣

  • @Mzbsweetz3
    @Mzbsweetz3 2 роки тому

    That yard stick at school and getting a switch 😮 the shit we went through. These kids will never be built for what we went through

  • @jlos0verall879
    @jlos0verall879 2 роки тому +6

    Best comedy podcast this over roast this

    • @blackboi4574
      @blackboi4574 2 роки тому +2

      Damn why the comparison Kraig is apart of both

  • @Phyland88
    @Phyland88 2 роки тому +1

    Otto should donate that flat top to todd

  • @spaige5381
    @spaige5381 2 роки тому +4

    Sounds start at 10:02

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +4

    Dozie is an Ostrich jockey

  • @Mac_Raymond
    @Mac_Raymond 2 роки тому +6

    Might as well just skipped that Nip topic. The audio been released and AK, Wack, and Hassan already did a show together and Wack was talking about suing. The audio is definitely real. Wack said Nip ran train on his BM and kissed her after cuz let go in her mouth, that Nip was a snitch, and that Big U wanted to extort Nips wife for part of his estate.

    • @Hcfzx
      @Hcfzx 2 роки тому +9

      Gotta notice they don’t really talk down on certain celebrities

    • @Hcfzx
      @Hcfzx 2 роки тому +5

      I mean the audio pretty clear idk what they on

    • @andrebryant5081
      @andrebryant5081 2 роки тому +2

      Facts, but they let it known bloods or crips would take over the show if they speak on it.

    • @ademola34adeniran77
      @ademola34adeniran77 2 роки тому +5

      That's wild. Well I do believe all these rappers are getting extorted on daily

    • @Hcfzx
      @Hcfzx 2 роки тому

      @@yaboysix So talk shit to yo own chat an call them bitch ass niggas is the better play? Ok 👌🏾 😂 like the chat said he had no problem talking bout Kev an that’s facts kraig facts 😂

  • @hec_p3456
    @hec_p3456 2 роки тому +5

    Todd got a phd in toxic femininity from the Jada pinkett Tupac Shakur education center

  • @lisabarclay2074
    @lisabarclay2074 2 роки тому +1

    Uncle Todd looks like a box of goldfish crackers LoL

  • @ceedagr8159
    @ceedagr8159 2 роки тому +2

    Yall aint have no sound in the beginning dwann stomach was blockin the audio

  • @GEMartha
    @GEMartha 2 роки тому +9

    15:33 "Some of you niggas think you ready for what we're doing but you not, you're just a court flatterer"
    No offense but comments like that come off as condescending. Also this podcast is great and all but it's not really that successful, especially compared to the podcasts of other All Def members. Don't put your fans down to raise your own ego fellas. Its not a good look...

    • @uptv3158
      @uptv3158 2 роки тому

      they were just being goofy bro that's how they be. none of them niggas can even read properly so they're not the type of niggas you should take seriously 😂😂😂😂😂 don't be so sensitive

    • @TheeKraigSmith
      @TheeKraigSmith  2 роки тому

      Huh?

    • @GEMartha
      @GEMartha 2 роки тому

      @@TheeKraigSmith That was my take on what you said. It just came across as very condescending my guy

  • @ademola34adeniran77
    @ademola34adeniran77 2 роки тому +4

    Blaze hacked into Tesla's database to steal their data for Fords

  • @freezedatakeover
    @freezedatakeover 2 роки тому +1

    Otto had a rough childhood 😢 😆 .....yall seen his show right?

  • @theedcguy0735
    @theedcguy0735 2 роки тому

    Dope show!!

  • @titohelper3569
    @titohelper3569 2 роки тому +1

    KRAIG.....TELL BROWN TO PULL THE ANTENNA UP ON THE COMPUTER 😳🤷🏾‍♂️🤒

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +5

    Dwann built like Jigglypuff

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +2

    Kraig sleeps on a weightlifting bench

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +2

    Todd dyes his hair with Just For Men before he shaves it off

  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 2 роки тому +5

    Todd lost in a game of hoop to his shadow.

  • @taystalls1536
    @taystalls1536 2 роки тому +1

    Kraig on super laid back at the start.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oshen14
    @oshen14 2 роки тому +1

    My mom named it "the fire belt"

  • @BigSnax88
    @BigSnax88 Рік тому

    Bro Anthony Mason would eat in today’s NBA. He could guard 2 thru 5, pass, shoot and rebound

  • @Benches_N_Trenches42
    @Benches_N_Trenches42 2 роки тому

    A court flatterer will make the king neutral to praise, and he will have to check his ego. Which is evident when he allowed the flatterer to sit in his place

  • @BigRuntBRV
    @BigRuntBRV 2 роки тому +1

    1:25:39 DAAAAAAAMMMNNNN!!!!! 🤣
    😫😫💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @UncleToddComedy
      @UncleToddComedy 2 роки тому

      You too damn funny for hearing that 🤣 😂 I was shocked 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonmorton2448
    @jasonmorton2448 2 роки тому +1

    It was harder to shoot 3 pointers off the dribble back in the day because hand checking was allowed. Dwann is totally wrong in his argument.

  • @hec_p3456
    @hec_p3456 2 роки тому +2

    Show mouth is a member of the United dye casters union

  • @2KGrind09
    @2KGrind09 2 роки тому +4

    they kill KD for bandwagon the Warriors, I don't know where he been. The Raptors are still in the playoffs & the Clippers at home .... do they watch the NBA? Restaurants have to ask "Do you have any allergies?"
    boys knock down blocks & girls organize the blocks... then he started talking about men & women. As a man I can organize as well as build, kids minds are not even mature enough

  • @FrankWhite32nd
    @FrankWhite32nd 2 роки тому +1

    Salut Kraig Facts and The Crew

  • @TheSpear
    @TheSpear 2 роки тому +1

    10:02+ for sound

  • @ChoiceisyoursJZEL973
    @ChoiceisyoursJZEL973 2 роки тому

    Have trell doknow n ad from no jumper on next time tht would be dope 💯

  • @edcotas254
    @edcotas254 2 роки тому +1

    I have to admit I name the belts for my kids and I’m only in my 30s. Lol

  • @209a6
    @209a6 2 роки тому +4

    Kraig looks like he sells incense on the blue line.

  • @emi-gtvofficial
    @emi-gtvofficial 2 роки тому

    The king of trucks right now is the Dodge Rebel. Dethrone Ford

  • @naturalking3169
    @naturalking3169 2 роки тому +4

    Craig got them pale ass arms

  • @xG00NxGANGSTAx
    @xG00NxGANGSTAx 2 роки тому +2

    10:01 sound back on

  • @theedcguy0735
    @theedcguy0735 2 роки тому

    🖖🏾🖖🏾 I'm out there nation!!

  • @tftimboe
    @tftimboe 2 роки тому

    Replay Mode💯💯💯

  • @Munn1bagshib
    @Munn1bagshib 2 роки тому

    They said thats LAW

  • @simsimmarrp1893
    @simsimmarrp1893 2 роки тому +1

    Show wild for mentioning that Wack situation.. people looking for anything to talk about and if yar didn't handle it well it would of been all over social media

  • @wainothegreat7884
    @wainothegreat7884 2 роки тому +1

    Aye yall lets get the fan jokes back on the screen with our donations....like this comment so they know

  • @bigged313
    @bigged313 2 роки тому

    That was a agent that asked Kraig to check wack100.

  • @ElijahFuquan9
    @ElijahFuquan9 2 роки тому +2

    When u create a new god the old one becomes the devil. Template for religion

  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 2 роки тому +5

    Show recorded his voicemail in a dumpster.

    • @dskinner8757
      @dskinner8757 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rodehs688
      @rodehs688 2 роки тому

      @@dskinner8757 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesharris40001
    @jamesharris40001 2 роки тому +7

    Blaze gender identifies as a V8

  • @Benches_N_Trenches42
    @Benches_N_Trenches42 2 роки тому

    Oakley got moved off the bulls when Jordan was there so they could build the team

  • @irondiet6831
    @irondiet6831 2 роки тому +1

    Blaze is an AI

  • @shelbemitchell7726
    @shelbemitchell7726 2 роки тому

    A woman spilled coffee from McDonald's on her lap and sued and won because the print on the cup was to small /caution hot ect.🤔rules and regulations over common sense.

  • @bigwinst6283
    @bigwinst6283 2 роки тому +2

    The r1t and the trx will gap a raptor

  • @boogaluace8198
    @boogaluace8198 2 роки тому +1

    Disss nigga Scerd!

  • @ogbobbyt2159
    @ogbobbyt2159 2 роки тому +2

    DwannKD GOT BOUNCED 1ST ROUND SWEEP this year & 2nd round last year fOH with that shoe size skip bayless bullshit !!!!

  • @blackboi4574
    @blackboi4574 2 роки тому +1

    Kraig kinda fuck with Wack I understand