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@@josephbrennan370 You're both right. It's a dystopian future where everyone is a shameless self-promoter who produces nothing of value, but recites the names of enough sponsors to get by. Also 7 year olds periodically donate money to have dirty things read aloud.
At first I couldn't help but think of Entertainment 720 from Parks and Rec, but then I started getting serious cult vibes, especially when he's talking to the girl in that tiny room with the concrete walls.
Every time I bring a girl back to my place I have to explain to her that it’s my raid shadow legends apartment then I bring her to the living room sponsored by honey then bring her into my bedroom sponsored by audible
It seriously looks like whoever furnished that place was like "OK, all of this stuff is gonna have to be moved out again when the whole thing goes bust at the end of the fiscal year, so we better keep it simple."
I think the issue is more that they decided they wanted a massive building because if you have some corporate office you seem more official, and they also needed a way to sell sponsorship to brands (Totinos Fornite Training Room). It seems more like "I want a building" and they just went from there. At the very least they saw what normal sports teams do i.e. name their sports areas after brands that gave them money. The problem is that they have too much space and they have to figure out what they're going to do with it, and they couldn't, so there's so much empty space, pointless rooms etc.. Even the sponsored gaming "training" rooms look like school libraries, they're just large desks with identical computers, a projector and some furniture. In the actual video there's a sequence where they're in a break room and they have to figure out how to make it sound interesting or useful (that's the "spreadsheet" part). The only parts of the building that make sense are the clothing designers, since it makes sense to have them together collaborating, and the actual studio where you can get more professional looking content done. Everything else is there to fill up space since they bought a building that is just way too big to slap the name of corporate sponsors onto.
“The streaming rooms.” What a great idea! I mean, why would anyone want to stream from the comfort of their own home when they could drive to a random corporate building to stream in a small unventilated dungeon cell?
@@birddale5523 Kind of makea sense. I mean videogame players are known on the internet to eat unhealthy. Think of the old meme doritos and mountain dew.
"People in Los Angeles creep me out", honestly what simple line that sums up the entirety of like, creator and influencer culture. Basically Hollywood for twitch streamers and youtubers, and I say that with the utmost contempt.
please help me, they've locked me in this tiny cinderblock cell and forced me to stream League of Legends. I haven't felt natural sunlight in weeks, just blue LEDs and a face light. I've had nothing to eat or drink but sugar free Red Bull and Totinos pizza rolls and I feel my body shutting down from malnourishment
Idk what the fuck is going on with that name, is it a place for the public to invest their money in so that 100 thieves will go and rob the nearest bank and multiply that initial investment to quadruple ?
actually, that is bullshit. these are sponsors. Without them they would make consirably less money. if they would make more money wihtout them, why would they even contract them?
@@RigelOrionBeta because they need to make a living to pursue their activities fulltime? Sponsoring is a main source of income. If they didn't have them someone else would have to pay them or they can't uphold their activities. I wouldn't want to pay to see someone play video games. If there is a sponsor they can provide that wihtout having to pay per view. I never understood that attitude of entitlement, this believe that one should get everything for free without having to give anything in exchange.
Yeah but then again I was sure the KFConsole was just another classic dunkey gag, so these days I'm just content to accept that the clown can stay, but the ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
Oh yeah, nothing helps me focus on gaming like a wall-to-wall scrolling marquis that says 100 THIEVES TOTINO'S FORTNIGHT TRAINING ROOM in red LED's above my head nonstop.
White torture, often referred to as “white room torture,” is a type of psychological torture technique aimed at complete sensory deprivation and isolation. A prisoner is held in a cell that deprives them of all senses and identity.
You can either stream in a cramped room with concrete walls or the Totino's Fortnite Training Room with like 25 other people. Like prison, you'll never have a comfortable moment to yourself.
@@udittlamba yeah but the difference is if you're a famous streamer you literally don't need to go to the 100 thieves cashapp complex. get a nice webcam and a greenscreen and you can make equal amounts of money just doing it in your room
There are people who have to beg to survive, people who don’t get to eat every day, thousands who live paycheck to paycheck, and all because they didn’t spend enough time in the Totino’s™️ Fortnite Training Room and hone their skills enough to go pro.
This building reminds me of a sims building where you just force everyone to do one job nonstop to make cash. Soul-less, lifeless, constant corporate sponsorship name drop otherwise they remove the ladder from the pool.
It's really fun watching people with limited experience be given just a stupid amount of money. It'll all end poorly and probably in a super mundane way, but it's a fun watch
@@elperronimo you just contradicted yourself. You can't have a sponsored anything without it being for marketing. That's... That's what makes it a sponsor... Otherwise companies would just be giving free money away for absolutely nothing in return.
@@denkoumasato they didnt pay just for the name on the room. There is obviously other marketing involved, like banners in streams or in the esports events or whatever.
companies used to try this back in the day. they would provide housing and a company store and you'd earn money and get paid in company coin. it was effectively indentured servitude
Ninja: "Please, I just want to go home.." Nateshit: "You have failed to meet your 14 hour streaming quota and have stayed an extra 2 hours in the Doritos sleeping facility. Every hour you are not making me cash should be spent training to do so" Jokes aside, this place looks like a lightly remodeled dentist office. It makes me fucking shudder.
Way to go taking something that's meant to be fun and entertaining in nature and making it look like a fucking Amazon warehouse. They made it look as soulless and corporate as humanly possible.
Lol have you actually watched any of their content? Like the NERF course with participants across the company and not just the personalities? The corporate branding is cringe but the people seem genuine.
as a european la seems like the most fake ass place in the world, all these people look fake, all these la youtubers, tiktokers seem fake as fk. its crazy
As an European I can't convey how much I relate to what Donkey said. LA is like the Truman show, it's very creepy. Everyone is fake and lives in their own bubble
@@444ytb a lot of Los Angeles is just normal ass people, its just that it’s also the hub of like content creator heaven where all this weird shit and fake personality stuff goes on. Lot of LA is just people doing their thing tho lol
@@444ytb los angeles is literally the opposite of living in your own bubble. the biggest problem with LA is the horrible influence people could have on you. you need to remember, LA people is basically what people see as "cool" generally, so drugs, sex, pop culture and all that is dominant over there. stick by the right people and LA is an awesome place to be at.
1:16 this moment expresses the true nature of this video. It shows you this epic place where everyone is gaming and happy and you’re jealous,then you see this.
My thoughts EXACTLY, you can see how uncoftable he is and how weird that comment is, its like a stepdad that doesnt know a single thing trying to be fake nice to a kid. “Im gonna get you uh…hotdogs or whatever. You kids are supposed to love those, right?”
"It's got everything I need to make money." The video could really have started and ended with that sentence and it would have contained all the information we needed to know.
When the video started and the guy was waving his hands and arms to his talking like he's in a rap video, he actually basically said ''It's got everything I need to have people make kids give money for me'' in Jake-Paul-Sign-Language. (It's a new kind of sign language hip youtubers use in their video's to accomodate their disabled children viewers)
At least you pointed out that its content creators. People who arent from LA only see the city through the lenses of these social media influencers and streamers who arent even originally from here. Plus 99% of them live in west LA where all the rich, mostly white people are at.
everything is either white, black, or red. Mostly just white. Depressing. Not to mention how lifeless everything else is. The meeting room has no decorations in it other than 2 plants. And those little streaming jail cells... lol. I would probably blow my brains out if I had to spend most of my days in that soulless dump.
It's literally a warehouse that's been cheaply made-over into a money factory, where the only stimulus is what you have in front of you. No decoration, no light, no color, just money.
I come back to this every now and then just to hear a real human being say, in complete earnest, "This is the 100 Thieves Totino's Fortnite Training Room"
The most depressing thing about the whole thing for me is the CEO guy who’s giving the tour. Nobody in the building seems to be excited to see him, or look up to him. The board room segment was awkward, nobody seems to care about him as CEO. This organisation seems to be operated and employ people who are only there for their own self-interest, like they are ready to pack up and go somewhere else after they fill their pocket. That’s the sad, lack of passion feeling of corporate, masked under the consumerism of gaming, soda, street clothes, neon light and sneakers. California was supposed to be the cradle of the new, the bold, the exciting, where misfits come together to do the things they like, away from the rigid East Coast. This is even more soulless than Wall Street, because it takes out the beauty in colour. Aesthetics is just part of the marketing now. It’s depressing.
I mean that’s how they have the building in the first place. Sponsors paid for everything with a condition that they get the plug. I personally don’t see an issue with it.
@@j73xt52 iss the lack of humanity and soul that gets me. You just don’t sound like a human when you’re constantly plugging in big corporations and using words like “elevate” to play some psychological game with the viewer.
@@KaramRahat It's obviously hinting to the fact they are secretly working together with dominoes pizza to produce anti-gravitational technology inside the Dominoes Pizza Levitational Training Room. Not sure how you could miss that smh.
Jerry would never sell out like that. Sounds more of a George Clooney or Tom Cruise type of compound (I'm not sure they are in Gex too but I'd bet good money they are mentioned in less memorable quotes)
@@joesosa41 The Grateful Dead once sponsored the Lithuanian national basketball team, so the Jerry Garcia Elevated Among Us Training Compound isn't that much of a stretch.
This felt like I was being aggressively recruited into a pyramid scheme
I felt like I was watching a dystopian movie.
@@josephbrennan370 You're both right. It's a dystopian future where everyone is a shameless self-promoter who produces nothing of value, but recites the names of enough sponsors to get by. Also 7 year olds periodically donate money to have dirty things read aloud.
At first I couldn't help but think of Entertainment 720 from Parks and Rec, but then I started getting serious cult vibes, especially when he's talking to the girl in that tiny room with the concrete walls.
Thank you, I could not put words on what I had just experienced, and you completely nailed it
At first I thought this was an off shoot of Scientology.
Every time I bring a girl back to my place I have to explain to her that it’s my raid shadow legends apartment then I bring her to the living room sponsored by honey then bring her into my bedroom sponsored by audible
Noise-cancelling NordVPN covers on your bed for privacy
They always ask where's your doritos, not how's your mountain dew. Smh
@@dominusempyreus2383 oh I thought it would be the nordVPN bathroom
The sponsors help elevate the sex
Just makesure that her house is not sponsored by Onlyfans
It seriously looks like whoever furnished that place was like "OK, all of this stuff is gonna have to be moved out again when the whole thing goes bust at the end of the fiscal year, so we better keep it simple."
I think the issue is more that they decided they wanted a massive building because if you have some corporate office you seem more official, and they also needed a way to sell sponsorship to brands (Totinos Fornite Training Room). It seems more like "I want a building" and they just went from there. At the very least they saw what normal sports teams do i.e. name their sports areas after brands that gave them money. The problem is that they have too much space and they have to figure out what they're going to do with it, and they couldn't, so there's so much empty space, pointless rooms etc.. Even the sponsored gaming "training" rooms look like school libraries, they're just large desks with identical computers, a projector and some furniture. In the actual video there's a sequence where they're in a break room and they have to figure out how to make it sound interesting or useful (that's the "spreadsheet" part).
The only parts of the building that make sense are the clothing designers, since it makes sense to have them together collaborating, and the actual studio where you can get more professional looking content done. Everything else is there to fill up space since they bought a building that is just way too big to slap the name of corporate sponsors onto.
All of that facilities and they still shit at the game bruh, their entire org is still alive because the egirl is good for selling merch
Or when then discovery the state next door has zero taxes :D
@@willisbronze9984 Must not be paying attention to these Tourneys they are winning 🤣
@@willisbronze9984 Who tf even are these people anyway?
“The streaming rooms.” What a great idea! I mean, why would anyone want to stream from the comfort of their own home when they could drive to a random corporate building to stream in a small unventilated dungeon cell?
Free food, sponsored, etc etc
@@bloodofchristjesuscoversme1878 Food is a concept that exists outside of soulless corporate buildings, just like sponsorships do. What is etc. etc.?
@@bloodofchristjesuscoversme1878 It's a workplace, not a place to chill with your friends.
Why do The rooms look like they’re from the Stanford prison experiment
@@bloodofchristjesuscoversme1878 free *Totinos. Only pizza rolls all the time. You're fired for eating anything else in the building
Not even George Orwell could have predicted a dystopian world where a Totino's Fortnite training room exists.
George Orwell wasn't able to elevate his literature to that point.
8 AM TIME TO SIT IN YOUR 3X3m WINDOWLESS STREAMING CELL
It's such a mindfuck when you think about it
*doesn’t.
The MI6 didn't pay him enough for that.
Only in a year like 2020 would the phrase “Totinos Fortnite Training Room” leave me completely unphased
Well, I'm phased by it. Mainly why a pizza snack company needs to sponsor a video game team?
Unfazed
@@birddale5523 Kind of makea sense. I mean videogame players are known on the internet to eat unhealthy. Think of the old meme doritos and mountain dew.
@@hdhdu7634 Wrong. He's talking about phasing through things, you absolute dingus.
@@chronicmasterbaiter5467 why brand the training though?
"People in Los Angeles creep me out", honestly what simple line that sums up the entirety of like, creator and influencer culture. Basically Hollywood for twitch streamers and youtubers, and I say that with the utmost contempt.
i can’t think of any way to have less fun playing a video game than joining an organisation like this
you have fun playing that's why you don't make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year doing it 🤣
@@SlickRickTPB I make 1.3billion By playing the game
@@SlickRickTPB”I’m either ten years old, or a complete moron.”
SlickRick is right though. Professional gaming is something completely different. It's not about having fun, it's about the focus and winning.
Kind of a shame that comedy can't compete with the profound reality of the totino fortnite training room
according to social blade dunkey is a gaming channel, not comedy lol
@@MrSinister718 Exactly, that's why dunkey isn't allowed to make any jokes. Only video games. That's why this video is also just about video games
This is a Jesus take the wheel type situation
One of those terrifying moments where reality eclipses satire. A punch to the gut
Now I want some Totinos. Mmm...
Thats nothing compared to the 50,000,001$ compound
Your compound sucks, my ¥50,000,002 gamer compound is where it's at
Do you have a $1 pool table in that house?
That extra doller gives them doors that open both ways
Very funny and original comment
woah man, no living person has $50,000,001. $50,000,002 is a definite yes but $50,000,001?
"it's like- hard to breathe in here it's like jail in here"
"that's music to my ears"
Gets me everytime
the stairs in the building really elevated his ability to create content on the 2nd floor of the building
No thanks. I'm staying here in my Dorito Overwatch Ballpit.
You seem alright I give you a human reply. SAA Dawg. That was pretty funny actually
I almost forgot,
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you think thats call. Wait until you see my among us sprite jacuzzi
@@ddl3718 they got deleted I think now
I've been eating Doritos Overwatch limited edition balls for the past 9 weeks pal
"This is our elevator, this is what our players use to ELEVATE themselves to the NEXT LEVEL"
Such a great comment.
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It's out of order until we can get the old elevator car removed and replaced with a new one BECAUSE THIS ELEVATOR ONLY GOES UP! ELEVATE!"
Yo dawg I heard you like elevating
This comment gave me a stroke
please help me, they've locked me in this tiny cinderblock cell and forced me to stream League of Legends. I haven't felt natural sunlight in weeks, just blue LEDs and a face light. I've had nothing to eat or drink but sugar free Red Bull and Totinos pizza rolls and I feel my body shutting down from malnourishment
That’s music to my ears
Those streaming rooms are the closest thing to the wagie cage I've seen
lol yes complete with exposed concrete.
Even office cubicles somehow have more soul than this place.
@@johnbigelson7471 Cinder Block Walls. Only place you see painted cinder blocks are prisons lol.
Whenever I have guests over the first thing I say is “this is our Totinos Fortnite training room.”
😂😂😂
And here I thought the only gamers who were going to sponsored by Totino’s would be the McElroys
Welcome to my Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme bathroom brought to you by Mountain Dew Code Red Gamer Fuel.
I honestly thought Dunkey dubbed that over at first
"That way I never have to have visitors again"
I think dystopian sci-fi nightmares are leaking out into reality again
Hey you’re that minecraft music guy😳
Cyberpunk 2077 is now.
yoo whats c418 doing in the GEICO youtube comment section
Your stuff is top-notch. No pun intended.
Note to self: never drink tap water at C418's house
“Is it 100 thieves or cash app? Which organization is taking all the money I would make” Dunkey is dropping class conscience
Idk what the fuck is going on with that name, is it a place for the public to invest their money in so that 100 thieves will go and rob the nearest bank and multiply that initial investment to quadruple ?
actually, that is bullshit. these are sponsors. Without them they would make consirably less money.
if they would make more money wihtout them, why would they even contract them?
@@Osterochse The problem is why we need sponsors to begin with.
Commie Dunkey speedrun 2023 lessgoooooo
@@RigelOrionBeta because they need to make a living to pursue their activities fulltime? Sponsoring is a main source of income. If they didn't have them someone else would have to pay them or they can't uphold their activities. I wouldn't want to pay to see someone play video games. If there is a sponsor they can provide that wihtout having to pay per view.
I never understood that attitude of entitlement, this believe that one should get everything for free without having to give anything in exchange.
"People in Los Angeles creep me out" same bunkey, same
If he says "elevate" one more time
Elevate your content creation! USE BUZZWORDS!
i'm gonna lose it
This video is elevating my blood pressure
At least he didn't use "leverage". That's my #1 hated corporate buzzword.
OMG IT'S NATEISLAME?!
I think he just discovered the word “elevate”.
Someone has a word of the day
Yeah he doesn't stfu about it like damn.
That's just how people like that talk.
u need to "elevate" u just dont understand him! man!
wish he'd said escalate at least once
Imagine spending that much money to produce content that can't even compete with Dunkey's 3 minute shit posts
I can't wait for this stuff to go under super hard like all of the youtube studios did a few years ago
omg can't wait for the TurboTax Among Us Training Room 🥶
Or the KFC console sponsorship room
iz gon be epic !!11!
Sheet bro just wait for the Wells Fargo Minecraft crib
why are you everywhere
I swear to god I see this guy everywhere bro😂
“Totino’s Fortnite Training Room” sounds like something dunkey would make up
I thought the exact same thing. I wasn't sure if that was a dubbed line until he showed the room haha
Yeah but then again I was sure the KFConsole was just another classic dunkey gag, so these days I'm just content to accept that the clown can stay, but the ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
@@isodoublet well the kfconsole was ironic and a funny marketing gag
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This video is 100x better when you know that dunkey got shafted by Machinima, a company basically just like this, guy sees it for what it really is
Well Machinima isn't around anymore so I guess our boy here got the last laugh
*“DunkeyDonuts”*
- JonTron, 2022
Beautiful
I can't wait to see Dunkey's Manscaped Minecraft room.
I found you
I can't wait to see mossbag's pantheon of hallownest training room.
Oh damn, its mossbag, the guy that made the masterpiece known as “Ben Shapiro Plays Sonic Adventure 2: A Creepypasta”
Huge fan.
are you ready for dec 31st mossbag?
Bapanada
bout to elevate this comment section
Not enough elevating, more
Holy shit, it's actually you.
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This is the hypebeast version of the soul crushing cubicle 9-5
This looks like a parody business from GTA V
And this right here is our state of the art, Taco Bell Supreme Cheesy Gordita Crunch men's bathroom
You’ll need a bathroom after that ass full of food
And sincegirls don't play video games, we converted the women's bathroom into a Burrito That Taco room! ... Only 18 and over allowed...
couldnt fin xur in totinios fortnite room ):
The Nesquik Trials of Osiris Training Closet (only open on weekends)
Dr. Disrespect got in trouble for streaming from there...
"For every year that passes inside the Totino's® Fortnite training room, a single day passes in the outside world"™
@Nolan H. the hyperbolic virgin chamber*
- Hypersonic lion tamer!
+ That one was on purpose!
- Could have been.
That training room in dragon ball z
That sounds horrible oh god
The fact that some people may live like that is a scary thought
2:11 😭😭😭 why was this hella funny bruh
Oh yeah, nothing helps me focus on gaming like a wall-to-wall scrolling marquis that says 100 THIEVES TOTINO'S FORTNIGHT TRAINING ROOM in red LED's above my head nonstop.
There's something about this house that doesn't feel like comfortable gaming to me. Kinda has a prison vibe.
White torture, often referred to as “white room torture,” is a type of psychological torture technique aimed at complete sensory deprivation and isolation. A prisoner is held in a cell that deprives them of all senses and identity.
It's literally an office. It's sad that gaming has turned into a day job for some people.
You can either stream in a cramped room with concrete walls or the Totino's Fortnite Training Room with like 25 other people. Like prison, you'll never have a comfortable moment to yourself.
@@porkcutlet3920 All sports start as fun until players turn professional. Happens in physical sports too.
@@udittlamba yeah but the difference is if you're a famous streamer you literally don't need to go to the 100 thieves cashapp complex. get a nice webcam and a greenscreen and you can make equal amounts of money just doing it in your room
And when you’re done eating, you can use the NordVPN bathroom
Dont forget to relax at the RAID shadow legends sauna
why listening using WIRELESS RAYCON MAN AUDIO SYSTEM
If internet historian invaded the cash app compound dressed as NordVPN man, that might be the single greatest piece of comedy in all of UA-cam history
@@Sonichero151 Don't you dare forget the SkillShare Daycare Center
I wouldn't stream my contents anywhere else.
Howdy JonTron ppl
The compound really makes you feel like elevating your content
I’m rockin with this new wave of “cool gamer” culture where it’s just the normal soulless corporate shit but they all wear Jordan 1s
truth. the only differences between this and a corporate office is neon and a lack of suits. oh yeah, and the cubicles have their own doors
bro can I j have one passion non-industrialized I will kill myself
Truth as fuck
@@cornonthekobi i mean tbh lack of suits is an improvement. That's about it though
I freaking love how dunkey and his fanbase have become crypto socialists out of video games getting more and more corporate and terrible
Every room in my house is now the "Totino's Fortnite Training Room."
You forgot about the cashapp rooms as well
Takes a lot of sponsor money to make a horribly decorated cinder-block cell.
Do you at least train fortnite in those rooms?
There are people who have to beg to survive, people who don’t get to eat every day, thousands who live paycheck to paycheck, and all because they didn’t spend enough time in the Totino’s™️ Fortnite Training Room and hone their skills enough to go pro.
DunkeyDonuts
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This building reminds me of a sims building where you just force everyone to do one job nonstop to make cash.
Soul-less, lifeless, constant corporate sponsorship name drop otherwise they remove the ladder from the pool.
Especially those tiny brick rooms for the streamers lmaoo. Just get them a cubicle at this point
@@gagne6928 A tiny brick room makes it easier to avoid an escape to see the outside world
Don't worry, we'll all just get promoted in a single week to Astronaut after taking a nice shower to make ourselves feel Confident.
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Sounds like a callmekevin episode
This isn't a compound, it's a billboard with a roof.
Well said
ruff
It's a prison with a billboard.
No, it doesn’t have a roof. It’s just another billboard.
Except billboards are a little interesting. This place has all the style of an old paper plate next to a chunk of drywall.
It's really fun watching people with limited experience be given just a stupid amount of money. It'll all end poorly and probably in a super mundane way, but it's a fun watch
Check out their co-founder. Regardless of one's status as a useful idiot, there will always be someone else footing the bill.
I guess pictures and wall decorations are dlc
"Totino's Fortnite training room" is a combination of words that should never be spoken ever.
late capitalism baybeeee
It's some form of elvish but I can't read it
It's the 100 Thieves Cashapp Totino's Fortnite training room, get it right.
Why? They pretty much go hand in hand
It sounds like a phrase that would activate a sleeper agent
I hear that once you raise $10000 in twitch donations in the Cashapp chambers, you're allowed 10 minutes of sunlight in the Totinos compound.
Complete with seasons pass to the Chef Boyardee Battle Toads lobotomy parlor
You can trade the 10 minutes of sunlight for 5 minutes in the Marlboro Menthol Lights 4 ft x 4 ft vape cloud closet
“Someday, you have no idea how many hot dogs I’m gonna get you this year.”
This makes me laugh every time I come back to it.
Take a shot every time he says “elevate” but do it in the emergency room to save the ambulance time.
He struggles with every single door. They’re a foreign concept to him
All the *elevating* and *content creating* he claims to do so he’s used to doors opening for him
"guys why are these doors so heavy???"
Be nice he's a pro gamer this is like his fourth ever trip outside
He appears to have a problem with open doors.
Bit like the protagonist from Mass Effect Andromeda
“Totinos fortnite gaming room” sounds like the first result of a marketing tool that randomizes words to appeal to 12 year olds
That's how every room was named
Its internal so its not for marketing purposes its just a sponsored room. Like how buildings on college campuses are named after old dudes
I think they went back to the age of MLG videos and also drew some inspiration in their room naming.
@@elperronimo you just contradicted yourself. You can't have a sponsored anything without it being for marketing. That's... That's what makes it a sponsor... Otherwise companies would just be giving free money away for absolutely nothing in return.
@@denkoumasato they didnt pay just for the name on the room. There is obviously other marketing involved, like banners in streams or in the esports events or whatever.
Imagine walking in the place you work everyday and it says TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS on the wall lmao
companies used to try this back in the day. they would provide housing and a company store and you'd earn money and get paid in company coin. it was effectively indentured servitude
I like how the "streaming room" is basically a prison cell with sound proofing foam
lol they could save 5000000 if everyone worked from home lol
Yeah I was expecting some better decorating for the background not the most sterile set up ever.
yeah where is the bathroom , food, drinks and stuff , i would be better to just stay at home
Literally defeats the whole benefit of streaming, which is doing it in the comfort of your own home. I don't get it lol
No one can hear you scream from outside...
They really nailed the "You're a cog in the machine" minimalism vibe
If it didn't have that you couldn't call it a compound
@@RealTallestSkil Ok thats the best one I read in here. Nice!
@@RealTallestSkil "The 100 Thieves Cash App compound has a little something for everyone, 8/10"
True
Someone needs that paycheck lol
Ninja: "Please, I just want to go home.."
Nateshit: "You have failed to meet your 14 hour streaming quota and have stayed an extra 2 hours in the Doritos sleeping facility. Every hour you are not making me cash should be spent training to do so"
Jokes aside, this place looks like a lightly remodeled dentist office. It makes me fucking shudder.
It isn't much, but the whole place really started popping off ever since they added the Burger King Roblox Training Room
It’s easy to laugh from your ivory tower Dunk. But for those of us in the Charmin Bridgeford Charcoal CS:GO training room, this is our life.
Back to the coal mines with you. Let's Plays don't make themselves.
You picked the funniest companies. Well done.
dude, you just made me spit out my coffee laughing
That's fuckin' FUNNY!
underrated comment hahaha
“Note to self : don't play League of Legends at Totino's Fortnite Training Room!”
- Gex
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I was going to comment something like this, but then i realised someone definetely had already done a better job
"This is like eating Chipotle at the 100 thieves Cash App Compound" - Gex
This is Gold right here
@@dusty5386 100 Gex
Way to go taking something that's meant to be fun and entertaining in nature and making it look like a fucking Amazon warehouse. They made it look as soulless and corporate as humanly possible.
Every second you spend in the Totinos Fortnite Training Room is a day off your lifespan
It's so soulless. No fun, no camaraderie, no joy, no meaning, no human touch. Just corporative branding, advertising, and money.
Welcome to Twitch
@@LoveStrangeDr or the world rather
Yup. It feels way too corporate
Lol have you actually watched any of their content? Like the NERF course with participants across the company and not just the personalities? The corporate branding is cringe but the people seem genuine.
@@LoveStrangeDr There are a lot of streamers that aren't like this??? Twitch as a whole is really cool, but the people who run it aren't
Imagine making it in life just to end up in a small white room advertising Totinos pizza rolls.
Totinos totinos, how did you know?
Everybody's talking bout totinos!
Black Mirror was right
I don't think that's "making it" unless you mean making money for the shareholders.
Yeah they have this fancy ass building but they stream from these toilet-sized rooms with no windows.
Capitalism be like
You have failed at life if you haven't been at the Kleenex Team Fortress 2 Training Room.
Only true legends will ever enter the Walgreens Duck Game Thunderdome™.
I really want to imagine a huge space dedicated to nothing but playing Among Us. It sounds like a Circle of Hell.
Among us and league of legends, even worse
Enjoyed the video but i feel like it would have benefited from being recorded in the Totino's Fortnite Training Room
It just makes you better at video gaming
Totino's Fortnite Training Room
Connor!
Ratio'd
Yeah, this video could have really used the next-gen video editing capabilities of the Totino's Fortnite Training Room.
“People in Los Angeles creep me out”
Dunkey once again says what we all were thinking.
as a european la seems like the most fake ass place in the world, all these people look fake, all these la youtubers, tiktokers seem fake as fk. its crazy
Apparently the new American vaccine causes inflammation in people who've had cosmetic filler treatments, which is pretty much everyone in LA lol.
As an European I can't convey how much I relate to what Donkey said.
LA is like the Truman show, it's very creepy. Everyone is fake and lives in their own bubble
@@444ytb a lot of Los Angeles is just normal ass people, its just that it’s also the hub of like content creator heaven where all this weird shit and fake personality stuff goes on. Lot of LA is just people doing their thing tho lol
@@444ytb los angeles is literally the opposite of living in your own bubble. the biggest problem with LA is the horrible influence people could have on you. you need to remember, LA people is basically what people see as "cool" generally, so drugs, sex, pop culture and all that is dominant over there. stick by the right people and LA is an awesome place to be at.
2:14 the girl seems really saying “help me”
1:16 this moment expresses the true nature of this video. It shows you this epic place where everyone is gaming and happy and you’re jealous,then you see this.
My thoughts EXACTLY, you can see how uncoftable he is and how weird that comment is, its like a stepdad that doesnt know a single thing trying to be fake nice to a kid. “Im gonna get you uh…hotdogs or whatever. You kids are supposed to love those, right?”
"please I just need water, why are all the taps mountain dew only"
Please drink verification can to continue.
"Because Pepsi sponsored us. By the way from now on only refer to them as the Mountain Dew Taps or I'm going to have to dock your salary."
@@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli Yea.. about my paycheck, all that was in the envelope was an autographed picture of Pokimane.
It's what plants crave
Water? Like, out of the toilet? What for?
I love how nearly every wall and room is devoid of life or creativity. Fitting for esports slaves.
It truly feels like a prison more than a videogame recording studio/practice place
Said the edgelord using Batman pic
Creativity? Thats what jobless art student excuse for being poor lmao
@@eavyeavy2864 that ain't Batman bruh, it's a character called Space Ghost
@@eavyeavy2864 I don't think you need to be an art student in order to be creative. It's just something that people have
A third of that man’s vocabulary is made up of elevate
Im curious to see the Raid Shadow Legend's toilet
I think that would be redundant since the whole game is already a shithole
"Babe, I can't come over, I'm training in the new Totino’s Fortnite training room"
Vegeta really do be training in the 100x Tortinos Fortnite Training Room™ rather than loving his wife or taking care of his kids.
But what if her parents aren’t home?
@@akaTandy
TO GODDAMN TINOS
Funny Stuff!
@@DemiAngel75 I know you commented this 3 months ago, but this shit had me laughing more than the actual video
"It's got everything I need to make money."
The video could really have started and ended with that sentence and it would have contained all the information we needed to know.
How fucking creepy were those rooms as well!? Max security prison, no one can hear you scream due to the sound proofed walls
first, I sincerely thought that was a Voice-Over by dunkey
Except windows
@@NatHarwood To be fair, if you have a bunch of streaming booths/rooms right next to each other some sort of soundproofing is basically required.
When the video started and the guy was waving his hands and arms to his talking like he's in a rap video, he actually basically said ''It's got everything I need to have people make kids give money for me'' in Jake-Paul-Sign-Language. (It's a new kind of sign language hip youtubers use in their video's to accomodate their disabled children viewers)
Watching the new JonTron video and I become suspicious that I've seen this before...then he references Dunkey's video. Dunkey Donuts!
"Yo let's centralize our business in LA because we're fucking brain dead."
"People in Los Angeles creep me out." You've managed to nail the feeling I get from people who make content in LA
At least you pointed out that its content creators. People who arent from LA only see the city through the lenses of these social media influencers and streamers who arent even originally from here. Plus 99% of them live in west LA where all the rich, mostly white people are at.
It's unsurprising that dystopian, soulless, corporate hellscapes are always in California.
Mossbag and Peterscraps in one place? Epic
They make my liver stutter
offline tv? hahahaha
my dream as a professional mixer streamer is to one day afford a pogger room
True dat
I wish I could be more like you
actually mixer just called and you're fired for not being a pogchamp
*pegging room
@@FlamingMooseGod *poggers room
Nothing says "Gamer" more than a mortgage
This guy and Russ would be a match made in heaven with how much they love talking about elevating stuff.
My life sucks . I never made it to the Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Starcraft 2 training room lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Don't be sad. You can always join our Burger King Worms 3D Shooting Range, if you want.
At least I made it to the Jimmy John's Freaky Fast Forza Horizon 5 Driving Room. It was lit!
At least it's starcraft and actually fun game
This whole environment looks like it would give me crippling depression.
Riiiight!? Like the only room with actual windows for natural sunlight to come in was the board room.
everything is either white, black, or red. Mostly just white. Depressing.
Not to mention how lifeless everything else is. The meeting room has no decorations in it other than 2 plants. And those little streaming jail cells... lol. I would probably blow my brains out if I had to spend most of my days in that soulless dump.
*gaming has no space for happiness. Cuz we are on that GRIND*
It's literally a warehouse that's been cheaply made-over into a money factory, where the only stimulus is what you have in front of you. No decoration, no light, no color, just money.
I come back to this every now and then just to hear a real human being say, in complete earnest, "This is the 100 Thieves Totino's Fortnite Training Room"
The most depressing thing about the whole thing for me is the CEO guy who’s giving the tour. Nobody in the building seems to be excited to see him, or look up to him. The board room segment was awkward, nobody seems to care about him as CEO. This organisation seems to be operated and employ people who are only there for their own self-interest, like they are ready to pack up and go somewhere else after they fill their pocket. That’s the sad, lack of passion feeling of corporate, masked under the consumerism of gaming, soda, street clothes, neon light and sneakers. California was supposed to be the cradle of the new, the bold, the exciting, where misfits come together to do the things they like, away from the rigid East Coast. This is even more soulless than Wall Street, because it takes out the beauty in colour. Aesthetics is just part of the marketing now. It’s depressing.
That's a straight up dystopian level of advertising right there
Don't even need the Roddy Piper sunglasses to see that
I mean that’s how they have the building in the first place. Sponsors paid for everything with a condition that they get the plug. I personally don’t see an issue with it.
@@j73xt52 iss the lack of humanity and soul that gets me. You just don’t sound like a human when you’re constantly plugging in big corporations and using words like “elevate” to play some psychological game with the viewer.
Kinda gives cyberpunk vibes, looks like everything's about the money and corporations.
It's making me physically gag
*e l e v a t e s*
I hate that word so much like what does that even MEAN in this context? What is changed? Just nonsense
@@KaramRahat youre sounding pretty non-elevated rn brah ngl
except I don't see a single elevator in this video. false advertising confirmed
@@KaramRahat It's obviously hinting to the fact they are secretly working together with dominoes pizza to produce anti-gravitational technology inside the Dominoes Pizza Levitational Training Room. Not sure how you could miss that smh.
*Elevator. Get your pronouns right
"People in LA creep me out." Same Dunkey, same. Now you're my favorite UA-cam channel, undefeated, undisputed.
Now we’ll head to our J.P. Morgan X Goldman Sachs Knack 2 gaming chamber
is this a part of drama mondays or na
It's actually leaked DLC from Cyberpunk Tuesdays.
Hey, yesterday you weren’t verified. Look at you now.
Cash app
Sadly I think that series died a quiet death on the cutting room floor. It just wasn't bad enough to earn money and sponsorships anymore.
So tragic.
Yes. dunkey's doing Drama Mondays on Tuesdays now. Waiting until the entire day is over elevates the drama.
“People in Los Angeles creep me out” is the best summation of modern day internet personalities
content farms are soulless but they must appear "hip" to get those kids money and sell product
Truer words have not been spoken. Different breed.
@ajaich89 Haha. No.
Most of those people aren't even from la
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Hey JonTron people
Shoutout to the JonTron fans that are flooding this comment section
“Note to self, never elevate your content at Jerry Garcia’s cash app compound.”
-Gex
In 1000 years nothing is certain
Other than there will be a dunkey video
And a gex comment waiting for him
First funny gex comment I've ever read, good job bro
gold
Jerry would never sell out like that. Sounds more of a George Clooney or Tom Cruise type of compound (I'm not sure they are in Gex too but I'd bet good money they are mentioned in less memorable quotes)
@@joesosa41 The Grateful Dead once sponsored the Lithuanian national basketball team, so the Jerry Garcia Elevated Among Us Training Compound isn't that much of a stretch.
I want to know how much they pay the guy that pushes Red Bull’s through the desk.
It's an unpaid internship.
Indentured servitude
Rajesh was allowed to live there and was told that they would stop sticking their penises there and piss if he start push cans.
they probably get interns to do it
He's paid in exposure except that since he's hidden under the desk, he doesn't really get any.
“The epic pro gamer Doritos warzone training room, coming soon to a soulless Corporate building disguised as a hip gamer place near you!”
The ELEVATED swagger of an epic gaming compound