YouTube’s Worst Alpha Males
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- Опубліковано 22 бер 2020
- JaackMaate reacts to the biggest alpha males in America after discovering "frat boys" for the first time. Get Surfshark VPN at surfshark.deals/jaack - Enter promo code JAACK for 83% off and one extra month for FREE!
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Back to the old-school style JaackMaate videos... taking the piss out of flannels. As soon as this video hits 30,000 likes, I'll drop another... I'm feeling so mentally positive again & ready to smash the content!
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American culture is so weird. Imagine trying to act like this at school in the UK, you’d get bullied to filth. 😂😂
rightfully so
Same in Ireland bud..they'd be the type of guys that go to private rugby schools..all stripping each other naked as 'pranks' 😂..it truly is a different culture.
It’s actually awful.. it’s all a persona and a front that they think they have to put out. Really frustrating part of American culture. I tend to think people in the UK see right through it because it’s not “real”. You’re totally right, we don’t have the patience for it so people tend to get torn apart if they try to act up like that over here 😂
We call these frat guys "Chads" and the female equivalent are called "Staceys." Quite a spectacle I tell you lol.
@@damotheman4196 the Welsh do that and they don't even have to be private school lads. Weird
Americans aged 18: "dude, my 21 year old friend got us 6 beers, this is gonna be so awesome bro"
Brits aged 14: *laughs in liver failure*
@C Box it's called a joke mate, lighten up
@@jenniewright3045 but arnt jokes supposed to be funny? We are surrounded by fucking morons.....
@@russelllewis4063 triggered
@@Domeschannel57 if leaving a comment on social media means I'm triggered then I guess your triggered as well lol
@@russelllewis4063 I think it's more what you said in the comment.
They all look like they could be called Kyle, even the girl who paints tables
Amy Miller no they are chads
I feel attacked. How do we change our first names?
@Kyle Neal nice one *Kyle*
Her name is Kelly
@Kyle Neal 😂😂aww
so a "room" has a kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, living room. That's a flat, love.
@Eric Dulany ermmm dunno where you come from but a flat is an apartment, coz it’s all on one floor so it’s flat
@Eric Dulany ahhhh you’re american 😑
@Eric Dulany In the UK we call (not always) apartments, flats. You have much to learn, but don't be ignorant or arrogant about it.
Alright boys we've caught a biggen here
@Eric Dulany yeh well I’m from Britain , and were the people who invented the English language and brought it over to your country , and we call an apartment , a flat, even if you think it’s a descriptive word, that still doesn’t change the fact that all across the UK an apartment is officially called a flat, like block of flats. And also, neither mum or mom is correct that’s just slang, the actual word is mother , just remember that English actually came from England dont fucking tell us how to say things
Pissed myself at this whole video😂, “why are all the girls here short...”
“rapey vibes”😂😂😂
The fact they have a vending machine with only Dr. Pepper says everything I need to know. RUNNNN!!!
That’s from Bo Burnham’s stand up Make Happy, it’s so fucken good😂 it’s on Netflix would recommend
Dont think u can rape the dumb or willing
@@viorelcalota8799 I'm sure gay men that could overpower you agree :) especially the dumb part, in your case.
“Raid shadow le...” *Heart rate increases rapidly* “it’s not” *dies happy*
@@thugsnstuff4046 why self promote a video but disable likes and comments so we can't give feedback? 😂 Melt
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So the dream girl is their live in maid/decorator. Yikes.
Ikr 💀
Blows my mind, why would any woman agree to that??
@@muraahh ennit self respect left the chat
She probably does more than that love..
Or sex slave.
Frat Houses still exist in 2020?, thats literally the most early 2000's thing ever
*in my frat voice* Someone has to smash all the pussy since the nerds wont lol
@@TXNIZ (Insert fuckboy Lip biting Here)
They’ve been around since the 1800s. More like a 19th century thing that has continually evolved with the times and isn’t going away? 🤷🏼♀️
@@spanglelime I spot a Frat Fuckface
Double O what does that even mean? I apologize for knowing the history of fraternities and sororities. I’ll endeavor to remain as uneducated as you in the future.
This behaviour just is bullied out of you in UK schools...
(class editing btw mate)
Ed Lever and over here these guys are the ones who bully the kids who don’t drink the kool aid
Ed Lever Yh fr
Same here in Ireland. Thankfully
I'm actually glad it is hahahah
Ed Lever please don’t think this is genuinely how frats act
Nobody:
Jack: *A great selection of tea towels*
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The fact that they call each other brothers constantly is perhaps the cringiest thing I've heard this year... 🤮🤮🤮
Oh no! Not that! Not brotherly love!
@@lovesouthfrance but, they're not really brothers.
@@lovesouthfrance bet ur fun at parties
American college students wouldn't be able to handle a week being in year 8.
Facts
Jonathan Goodridge no Americans would get bullied at almost every high school around the world. You guys are so cringe and only other American like you.
Brits aussies kiwis would rip you to shreds at school. 😂
@@grantheyns2737 um lol ok then...
OliveBranch I’ve meet many while travelling the world and everyone just laughs at them behind their back while they act like they’re in an American pie movie 😂
@@grantheyns2737 There's 328 million people in the U.S. and a fair amount of them are from other countries and continents. How does it make sense that only Americans would like them? All 300M of them?
Is it just me or is their dream girl the most basic looking person ever
She is major skinny
I think she is just making a clear point personally, like I expected some crazy fake girl with big boobs and botox lips hahaha
@Why Me you are a fanny lip 😁😂
@Why Me lol not jealous my dude just a tad bit goth and that's not my type of person and using they term fanny lips won't get anyone to let you suck anything.
@@mjkingofmusic very true I was just pointing it out, I enjoy seeing unique people and most girls look like that especially where I come from lol
I laughed so hard when i saw " The president"
Ok my motherly instincts went into overdrive and I'm worried for that "dream girl" 😫
There’s a reason that there are no chads or frat boys in England is because u just get bullied lol
Depression Guy You do realize that its just the opposite here right? Anyone with a gday lad accent is going to get bullied here
@@neilgeckle6061 wat
Neil Geckle australian???
Slavery was just renamed employment Hm, smashed in by “futbol” players lmao. Lets see kids growing up running around kicking a ball or kids growing up killing each other in football
@@neilgeckle6061 i swear u man just come out with the weirdest shit what are u trying to say it's just waffle 🤣
Speaking of twats in houses, I see Jaack's left his shed finally
Kieran Marsh you have no videos
Kieran Marsh don’t post asking people to look at your video on every post when you have non posted
Jaackmaate: avoids saying coronavirus so he won't get demonetised
Also jaackmaate: tells people how to get pornhub premium
These kind of men fascinate me. Like a rare species of butterfly.
😂
You know the type that gets eaten very fast by the birds
The fact you added a Bo Burnham reference was the final push I needed to cop a Beans and Burgers tee
how does this only have 27 likea
fun fact. this frat has a big issue with spiking people drink. its even called pike spike
“Why are the girls here so short”
The real question is..Why are you such a creep”
The UK equivalent is any guy that's in a Rugby team at uni except it's even more homoerotic
Very true. Played a lot of rugby for almost a decade, 30-60% of most teams tend to be dickheads like these and almost all of them would of gone to private schools.
Watching them get speared into oblivion used to make my day.
I mean i played rugby since i was 8 and oh my god the changing room could be mistaken for a sex den. Like my god.
Played winger for fucking 13 years got to College and Uni level and it just gets Gayist from there
@@mrDUDANATOR when you said speared I thought of something entirely different.
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Guys, I am so happy to announce that I'm going to be a Dream Girl at the New Bread and Hopskotch of the Plywood Shelter University of Florida State! Oh, just thinking about all the tables I will get to paint GETS ME SO EXCITED!!!!!
@Kieran Marsh your channel has no vids!
Kieran Marsh don’t self promote if you don’t have vids you mong
FSU is kinda trash tho...
“I love Americans, they’re so cute!” 🤣🤣🤣
As a Mexican American I can agree with all this cringe going on.
Tbh I’d much rather have 2 tea towels
omg i love love your channel🥺🥺
ROLY UR HERE
Hi icon xx
OMG ROLY HHHHH
jack reused the “only god can judge me” joke but it’s bloody lavly
I’m sure that’s the aspiration for girls going to university in America; not to get a degree or a career for the future; but be a “dream girl” for a bunch of frat bros 🙄
Be careful kerri, your misogyny is showing 😳😳
No one:...
Bo Burnham: *RaPeY vIbEs Im GiViNg OuT*
Why the hell did I think the same thing 😆😆💀
These are the wettest people I’ve ever watched a video about
Don’t mind you’re not uploading as much as usual Jack cause you’re absolutely smashin the podcast! Keep it up lad! X
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Hope you're ok jack with all of this coronavirus crisis. Stay safe man
I feel like they're all pretending to be someone cooler than them and it's coming off heaps try hard.
these houses are ugly as hell too, what are they even showing off?
Jaack even makes his sponsorships funny😂😂
@Kieran Marsh where is it
American lad here, and this made me glad that I didn't bother applying to FSU or any of the other "Greek Life" schools... instead all the colleges and universities that I've been accepted into are all in COVID-19 quarantine. Honestly, choosing between Fraternity Fuckboys or University of Washington COVID-19 edition, I'm taking UW any day. I just wanna do chemistry in peace...
Honestly a lot of us roll our eyes at frat bros on campus. Everyone dreads getting one in a group project.
@@breelintinmypocket314 Do they dress like geriatrics going off to play golf at the country club on a daily basis? Like how does anyone find those chinos and boat shoes attractive...
georgie lol definitely not all of them, but the ones that do, look infinitely stupid
@@breelintinmypocket314 thank god we don't have that in Australia, legit if you dressed like that, and I say this in the nicest way possible, you would get bullied.
georgie and if they’d fit the stereotype, they’d deserve it lol
“Pipe” dream girl, really, that’s the terminology we’re gonna go with, huh?
nargacuga05 pike not pipe lol but I heard pipe first too
@@getlowpapoose still pikes a type of fish giving you some suggestive
Ideas
Jack- “Hey Siri”
My phone on the other side of the room - “uh huh”
Jack- “define sweeping”
My phone- looks it up and tells me the definition and some other suggestions 😂😂
No one:
Jack: “Alfie’s a fruit nonce”
What is a fruit once ffs
Kieran Marsh there’s nothing on your channel.
Genius advertising lad
I love brand deals. People love wanking.
@@jaack Makes sense fella, secure that bag
@Kieran Marsh it's not on your channel?
Love how Jack couldn't steal Bo Burnham's joke, so just inserts it. Credit where credit's due, credible guy, is Jack. Great video, and really enjoyable, really surprised with the lack of views on it. I'm sure everyone's too busy suddenly being outside now that we're on lockdown *sigh*
"Full of brothers, but also we've got a great selection of tea towels."
Amazing.
Hoping the shirts come soon aswell, can’t wait
They will all be posted within 5 days! So please give up to a week for arrival mate!
JaackMaate Thank you, sounds class
Happy Hour Podcast is proper class mate, I love listening whilst chowing down some honeycomb on the Brie.
Kieran Marsh shows you have no videos?!
Funny how quick "the president" closed his door behind him. I wonder what he was doing there 😅
And I thought college movies were cringe, but this takes it to a whole new level
You can tell he made this video after the room 201 podcast because he basically had no intro in this video.
Edit: Instagram gang
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"I'm an Alpha Male™, yo! ... Now, if you'd excuse me, I need a quiet place to call my daddy. His credit card was rejected."
They’re living it up until they graduate and get their jobs at enterprise rent-a-car
alexizdabestPSN You’d think but actually frats have ridiculously corrupt connections throughout financial institutions in america. Your dad was in a frat in the 70s? You got yourself an automatic job in his fortune 500 business. Unfortunately..
Why does Matt loo like he’s 29 from Surrey and he’s single
Stella in his hand
@@scottlove8356 deffo mate
Loving the videos lately, especially the happy hour podcast.
10:05-"...sigma new atama zoo"
Me: *and a bippity boppity boo*
It makes me so happy to see you back in that positive mental headspace, what an absolute genuine lad, I will always support you ❤️
Nobody:
Jaack: I've got a lot of time on my hands (quickly pulls out a Corona bottle)
Happy hour is getting me through my self-isolation 😭 and now I get extra content, BLESS
These are the JaackMaate videos I live for. Just want I needed during this isolation period!
The editing at 9:33 killed me 😂
this video is class, actually laughed out loud, can't wait for everything you do!
The happy hour podcast is keeping me going during this outbreak. Making self isolation that little bit easier 😊
Loved the cameo from Leon Lush!! Great video, Jack! Looking forward to your upcoming videos!
I’m so glad that I’m Mexican America and never really had to experience Caucasian American culture.(ps. My family use a kettle, mainly for cinnamon tea)
Well Mexicans actually have culture, an interesting culture at that, Caucasians in America lost their sense of identity
I'm sooo glad I was not a Mexican girl in my high school!
Eh, a lot of 'mexican' culture is .....European culture too. But very different then white America.
As a Salvadoran American I agree with you.
Jack: “Sponsored by raid shadow le-”
Me: the most ambitious RPG crossover
This is the video Cody Ko and Noel Miller reacted to at their live show hahaha
She’s basically the house bike, everyone has a go.
DrumtotheBass Woop there no basically about it 😂😂😂
One of the best videos I’ve seen this year
Can't wait to watch as always! My life revolves around your channel and the HAPPY HOUR PODCAST😏
thank god ur back had nout watch during isolation other than happy hour 😭
Liked the video as soon as he pulled out the Corona beer, absolutely hilarious! Always enjoy the content.
Theres gotta be a frat just called “Alpha” where the true Chads reside
loving the happy hour podcast recently jack x
So grateful for this video Jaack. We all really need a laugh right now with current events, and this made me crack up 🤣🤣 Huge fan of your reaction videos (Rank Bank is amazing!), so would love to see more of these. Excited to see all your new content, and hopefully we can all continue to laugh during self isolation.
That bo burnham addition😂 class video jack. Didn’t come in my subscription box so it took me a while.
Good. You weren't lying when you said you were dropping 2 videos this week
Makes a change
Really enjoy the Happy Hour Podcast!
so happy the old school vids are back, can't wait for the next one!
Nearly cried with laughter at the lad holding the door open and then the extra push to keep it from shutting as he went back inside. It’s the small weird things that You draw attention to I like the most about the videos jack 👍🏻
Hi Jack, watched the stream and a massive watcher of the happy hour podcast ;). but in all seriousness I atually do listen to it religiously, it is legit the best. would love a t shirt. cheers mate
Why does President Matt look like Justin Timberlake
Great video, one of the funniest yet kept rewinding just to watch you say ‘hold on whos that’ haha
That's the first ad on a video I've watched the whole way through. Bloody brilliant!
Why haven't you critically evaluated Jake Pauls amazing educational tool yet, yours sincerely, your whole audience x
Dave Eaton yesss i need to see jake get rinsed by him
kinda old at this point mate
Are these frat things just like all boy boarding schools that Americans try to make sound cool?
Jimmy Dixon Hm no they are essentially clubs within large universities
Nah they’re just clubs basically.
This video wasn’t long enough hahaha I always want more!!!😂😂😂😂
nothing but your razor sharp wit and you have me laughing the entire time!
PS love Bo's little cameo there haha
The music makes it sound like they’re *”trapping out the bando”* in reality they’re
*”doing homework in the common room”* 😂
That’s the intro to prison break had me dead 😂
I love how you've got the 'Don't Mug Yourself' instrumental in the background
This has been a great distraction from everything going on right now... funniest video in a while Jack 😂👏🏻
Set my alarm, hope im first 100, love the Happy Hour Podcast, really helping me during this time!
14:14 can we appreciate that subtle humour
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a video in a long time!!!! LOVE THIS CONTENT
We need more of this!!!
So it’s all just basically sugar coating the fact that’s it’s just one massive yeehaw gang bang 😂
These guys feel like they’ve got something to prove.
Thank you SO much for this Jack mate! I laughed so hard 👏🏻😂😂
"I got a lot of time on my hands for some reason" plus sips the corona hahaha
Love these videos Jack! This is the classic you which we know and love.
Quality vid mate, stay safe and hope everyone’s self isolating 👍🏽