Everybodys Gone To The Rapture (Zero Punctuation)
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All the alternate titles in order:
- Everybody's Gone On Holiday
- Everybody Goes to Ravenholm
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Everybody Put Your Hands In The Air Like You Just Don't Care
- Everybody Wants To Rule the World
- Everybody's A Little Bit Racist
- Everybody Do The Dinosaur
we domnt go o ravenholm anymore
That's the old passage to ravenholm we don't go there anymore.
You forgot "everybody do the mario"
Everybody's gone for a stroll.
+ThatOneManiac Everybody's gone to the store.
+ThatOneManiac Everybody's gone out to buy a pack of cigarettes and never came back.
Everybody's hiding in the basement, silently laughing at you and it's your birthday.
+ThatOneManiac
Everybody Hates Chris
Chris, if you're reading this, fuck you.
+overlord kujo what did I ever do to you, man?
In case you don't quite understand:
Stanley Parable: What the player does alters what narration occurs
Everybody's Gun 2: Raptor: Walk around and listen to mp3s of one voice actor doing 5 voices, all of which are his own.
To be fair to EGTTR. There is a sprint button. However, in order to remain fair, I will point out that the run button is R3. No you didn't misread that. It's R-Fucking-3. Nothing in the menus tells you this and the developer neglected to inform critics. Furthermore the increase in speed is so minor that no one would even notice it by accident. Plus, Chinese Room, if no one figured out there's a sprint button, THAT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT. It's bloody terrible controller configuration.
+James F Doesn't Call of Duty or some other shooter game do that too? Running with R3? It fucking sucks, yeah. Also kinda reminds me of Mount & Blade, where ctrl+space significantly increases your otherwise horribly slow map speed, but it's never mentioned in any part of the game or guide.
Games usually use l3 to run
+zjackshot Not even that, mostle it's where the A button is (for Xbox) or X (PS) or one of the R-buttons
+simongolddrone No that's L3, the movement stick that they use for sprinting. R3 is the other stick, usually used for controlling the camera. Pressing R3 in a shooter is usually melee.
+Shpoovy mass effect doesn't have jumping, and from what I understand, X/A are used for sprinting, enter/exit cover, and contextual actions
At least the Stanley Parable made so much fun the excess dribbled out and touched me, as a person.
I think you need to watch a sonic sez.
+Nathan C. Where did it touch you?
+Roxas theNobody "Remember kids, don't play with guns"
It made me sad when he said that. Does america even have laws about keeping guns in metal cabinets? In the UK people who have guns must keep them in locked metal cabinets whenever they're not in use.
The rest of them were just cringe worthy, though.
Abdou Camara In the heart, 187 times. It really hurt, how do you turn that off?
+Nathan C. I think the writing and the way it was programmed into the game is what sold it. I recall a point where the Narrator stopped talking mid-sentence because the player did something unexpected.
Finally, a game reviewer who doesn't bullshit his audience by only saying good things about it. This game was a piece of shit and I'm so glad someone called them out on this. You just earned yourself a subscriber.
Michael Edwards same here
Matthew McPhee
The trailer had nothing related to zombies or aliens, so that is complete nonsense. This is a game in which you walk around..... that's it.
And The Stanley Parable actually has some really good writing as a game.
It is witty, cleverly written, and uniquely structured to be an interactive medium.
But when I play a Chinese Box game, everything is so unnecessarily wordy and convoluted.
It feels like I stepped into a poetry slam attended by pretentious hipster douche-bags who get all snarky if I ask for any explaination.
+ZURATAMA1324 I personally dont think the stanley parable does. Its mostly mundane and hardly has that many surprises that you couldnt see coming.
*****
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
+fenrirdies nope
+fenrirdies Yes, you actually have choices that dynamically change the story, affecting the ending. If I had any gripes with Stanley Parable, it's that after you've done all the endings, you kind of just uninstall it and move on. You can reach each ending pretty quickly, so the entire game if you're smart is about two to three hours, or at least that's what Steam tells me my total gametime is.
Haha stop pretending you're witty as Yahtzee.
So it's a story game with no story or game play??
Soo... It's a... nothing?
It's definitely something... but definitely not interesting.
The game play went to rapture.
+Art Murder It's an interactive benchmark tool.
+hurrdurrmurrgurr That's the most accurate description for this.... game?
Go to the IGN review section
Literally full of people who think this is a masterpiece.
he's gonna complain about the walking speed.
EDIT: he complained about the walking speed.
+Robin Could Your profile picture is incredible.
+Lyons Nida It's a bit lewd for my taste.
+Oreally *lewd*
MCHellshit
I apparently don't use that word nearly as much as I should.
why would he not complain about the walking speed
There is a "walk slightly faster" button and turning on subtitles helps identifying characters..
Michel van der Molen there's a walk slightly faster button? WHERE? I've been trying to play it this morning and the discovery of a less slow walk button may be the only thing to get me to even try the third chapter
R2
And by "walk slightly faster" you mean waste just about less than a second less walking from place to place. Also the worst part is you have to build up speed by holding it down and even then when you let go of the button you back to slow walk instead of below average walk
King Arthur You mean like *gasp* REAL LIFE?N
Marka Ragnos The "run" button is not very fast.
And not actually realistic. People do accelarate to run but they don't take as long as in the game to get up to running speed. It takes at least 30-40 metres to get full running speed.
In the game the top speed is barely a run at all.
My oh my how times have changed. Almost six years ago everyone was critical of walking simulators, now "everybody" hates puzzle games because they are "tedious" and "stop the narrative dead".
Ok, I'm giving this a like just for that Avenue Q reference
I played this for my uni course, I was the same as you when I started but I got hooked by the story.
Spoiler:
The reason the orb at one point was behaving indecisively was because that orb belonged to Stephen. The orbs behave like the person who's chapter it is.
ToonedMinecraft It might have been down to the path finding AI who knows. Also the orb is more of a suggestion than absolute law. You can explore on your own.
Hell if I can graduate and go work for the chinese room I'd be happy.
Gobby Prick I thought the Orb belonged to who evers story you were watching at the time?
Michael Bootes It does....Yatzhee said he was following along then it decided to go all over the place. My theory was when it went all over the place, he was playing Stephens chapter as I said.
@@SiggyCloud What if I told you that the orb IS the person whose chapter you're playing. You're playing as Kate while she is doing a rundown through the village looking if anyone is still there and the orbs are basically guiding her around showing that the remains of everyone are still living on within the light. Their bodies may have turned to ash but their consciousness still carries on. They want to show her that she doesn't need to fear going to the rapture.
Yatzee likes the Stanley Parable, confirmed.
I agree entirely. it's basically the game version of ripping the pages out of a book, scattering them to the wind, and giving someone a scavenger hunt based on the general direction the fucking pages flew off to.
_we want to call video games "Art" but we scoff at any game that tries to be "too artsy"._
There's bad art, like the lady who "touched up" the Jesus painting, then there's *bad* art, like modern art bad. When people who couldn't cut it writing books or making movies decide instead to turn their terrible storytelling to the world of videogames, that's when we end up with dreck like this. People aren't shitting these types of games for lacking challenge, they're shitting on these types of games because they're the gaming equivalent of modern art. They're the crudely crafted paper mache statue of a dude blowing himself behind the exquisitely hand crafted wooden dragon at a college art gallery.
none of you can say what is good or bad art, it is completely subjective.
+JumpingInTheVoid Unless its modern art, in which case its objectively bad art.
+JumpingInTheVoid I think we can all agree that the touched-up Jesus painting qualifies as bad art.
+JumpingInTheVoid true dat
Caroline Armbrust
I can paint a picture of a black background, and a pink circle in the middle of it, while you might say it looks stupid, I can say it connects to how in dark situations, there is always a bright hole of escape. This is one of a billion examples that proves art is completely subjective, no amount of pixels or detail can outdo one art piece, it is all opinions.
I'm 18 and I got the Quatermass and the pit reference!!! quatermass and the pit, what a movie with the AMAZING SFX!!!
First Yahtzee's video that I could follow from stop to finish without pausing or looking something up.
Hey! I got the Archers joke! Life is complete!
"Everybody do the Dinosaur".... omg lmao!!
Kerbal Space Program, you got to try it eventually~
+Jake Beadle I don't think Yahtzee's interested in a game without a story, which KSP doesn't have.
Wadsworth Checker He reviewed Minecraft.
+Jake Beadle What can ya say?
This seems like one of those religious games that is so focused on "spreading the good word" that it forgot about fun.
Aside from the connotations of "rapture" I think it forgot about the part about being an actual game...or at very least explaining things other than vaguely recalling events or simply put having fun.
I think I'd genuinely have more fun with a high powered listening device and a pair of binoculars...it goes without saying "hypothetically" and giving the llegal connotations a wide birth wink wink.
nah if it was acutaly doing the bible then you walk around for a short bit then the second comeing of christ happends then demons then massive battle of god and evil.
Everybody do the dinosaur really got me xD
The moment that made the whole video memorable, is when you said, "Everybody do the dinosaur".
A cat sharing a litterbox with a honeybadger. Nice.
Quatermass and the pit is a sci-fi horror classic!
So... is anyone gonna point out that there is a run button (or rather a gather momentum trigger?)
+theYoungNation No. Probably because it's next to useless.
TroublingStatueVII I only saw a Let's Play of the game. The guy was really enthusiastic about the beauty of the game so didn't rush through it by sprinting so I never knew how fast it was. All I know is that people in the comments were pissed for him not using the button.
+theYoungNation Well it's not exactly unfair to not mention it seeing as it was never made apparent to the players. And if players are turned off by not knowing you can kick your character into 1.5th gear, then really it's the developer's fault.
+theYoungNation The button barely speeds you up. Nerdcubed demonstrated it. In fact the first time he did I didn't notice a difference in speed. Even after max speed is achieved, it's still slow as fuck.
+theYoungNation yeah, it's okay to say that you can look at the nice area design but it gets dull after you look at it for the 3rd time; might as well look at a picture after that point.
I couldn't stop laughing after everybody do the dinosaur XDD
Personally I call them "Walking Narratives" because when you say simulator I assume you're referring to a system or program that tries to replicate something in great detail, like Flight Simulator, or Euro Truck Simulator. If you say "Walking Simulator", all I can think of is some kind of game that involves taking detailed control of someone/something trying to walk for its first time, and eventually maybe getting to the point where you can get them to run.
1:57 best symbol ever!
Everybody WALK the dinosaur. That would even have been a joke on two levels!
3:10 I get it!
"everybody's a little bit racist"
wish yahtzee would review Stanley parable and terraria.
Woo! Quatermass! Came out from under my rock for that.
"Everyone got fucking bored and went on holiday" Is the new title
Well the theme tune was the only one on one of the classic FM top lists.
If Yhatzee is expecting nobody to get the Quater Mass reference, then he's not banking on some of them being Cinamassacre fans
0:57 Finally someone made a bioshock joke on this game
Another pretentious game developer that attempts to be "deep" by being as minimalist, vague and wordy as possible and ends up not being worth the 10 hours you have walked around in an empty map full of "deep" interactive items. Seems like a common trend with these Indie dev's now.
REDACTED please tell me more crappy games of this ilk please. Because I quite enjoyed this but then again I played for “free” on ps now
@@Enigmalake dont think he's gonna reply mate.
@@cekodokdurian doubtful. He spit his crap and vanishes
Everybody's gone to the surprise party.
Everybody's gone to Ravenholm...
Well done
This is still my favourite ever ZP episode.
just to say that I finally watched quartermass and the pit: the archers is still on hold
Lots of Radio 4 listeners complained to the BBC for killing off Nigel in The Archers.
Do Until Dawn!
At least everybody wants to be a cat sounds better than the Moon Sliver.
my like was earned by the Avenue Q reference
Hey....My teacher's name is Mrs. Grundy.....COINCIDENCE?!
I love those these types of games! I'm just lazy and hate stress in games. I already have PLENTY of that.
i actually love this game, and i couldn't give a shit about what anyone says about it, the story is amazing, the graphics are beautiful, if you get yourself enveloped in the story, its a really good experience
i think its from the fact that i don't like big action-adventure shooters ( besides the borderlands games )
oh, did i mention the music, FUCKING AMAZING
+xET3RNALx xEVOx When i play games i like to find out what happened for myself. Not "Oh here you go. Here is the so called story that you want. No finding for yourself whatsofuckingever"
PhaZeASSASSIN well you don't need to follow it, in the first area for example, the light thing is trying to take me to the church, i just walked in the total opposite direction to find areas and other things
its like a sat nav route, you don't need to take it, and with the maps dotted around the area, you could easily find your way around.
Best review of this game on the Internet.
One of your best videos yet! I mean I love every single one, but this was 10/10
Oh yes the good old bioshock jokes
Looks like Liams got some competition
"I think I'm suppose to sympathize with the America scientist lady"
I'm surprise he got that far to the fact of you are the America scientist lady. The game rather coy about that fact.
I think my favorite part was where he put the Harley Livewire in... just the motorcycle nerd in me I guess...
I watched this video while I was high and I have ptsd from his voice.
I got that one Yahtzee.
-Raises hand-
I enjoyed Quatermass and the Pit.
Or as we called it in the states, Five Million Years to Earth!
A metaphor for pigs... I love it!
I got the Quatermass reference.. god I'm old.
Heard him say the mystery was solve in the Title.....
then I pause for a little drinky
I refuse to watch my Zero Punctuation in anything better than 240p.
EVERY single time I watch a zero punctuation it pauses at EXACTLY the same moment... I'm so confused right now
Thankyou Yahtzee, for reducing the volume of the outro music
Guess this is the nearest we got to a Stanley Parable ZP review right?.
Sry... just found out this series and quarantine got me in a 10-clips-per-day-minimum run.
Avenue Q reference, noice.
Can you do a video where you do a full review of the old and new stanly parable? I know you touched on it a few times in this video but I'd love to hear your full thoughts
Every Body Do the Dinosaur? A MARKIPLIER REFRENCE GUD SIRRRR?
Can't wait for the DLC for this game, where you watch Christopher Walken run....sorry....walk down each country lane trying to catch the electrical pulses that fly past his head.
I want my Honey-Badger-Riding-A-Gazelle game, dammit!
Everybody's gone to Ravenholm.
That would explain the amount of almost-zombies.
+Elleander Yeah, was Ravenholm a horror themed park before it actually became swarmed with zombies? How was there so many people still there???
Nathan C. It was a fucking hidden breeding facility I guess.
Now the "game's" nominated for several British awards. Artistic Achievement, Audio Achievement, British Game, Game Innovation, Music, Original Property, Story, Two Performer awards, and Best Game. I guess 2015 was a shit year to whoever picks the nominations for these things.
The Rapture: EVIL SCIENCE-Y MAGIC.
Everybodys gone to Rotherham would be a vastly different game.
So...Everybody has those days
I can't wait for Yahtzee to do MGS:V
Actually, The Stanley Parable's writing IS so good it doesn't need gameplay.
yahtzee loves them dank souls
I wonder, how Yahtzee's review on the Pathologic Classic HD would look like...
Everybody's Gone To Ravenholm should be a thing.
Get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur!!! sorry i'll see myself out
I likes Dear Esther... Sure I wouldn't call it a "game" but it was a nice 30min experience. But I might say that because I bought it for 1 euro in a bundle but still
I never expected to see a god damn *archers* reference in a zero punctuation video.
hoooooooohhhhhly shit
I cant help but wonder, is the part of the appeal of that game the ability to look around the rural England? Because as someone thats grown up in bloody Yorkshire, the draw is slightly lost on me, could some American get back to me on this?
I've heard there is a run button but they forgot to tell anyone.
Based on the tittle, I actually thought this was a Telltale game prequel for Bioshock.
Why did I think this was a bioshock game
4:37 Shit fukin Skelly bros nicked me bickies !!!
Has any year after 2012 felt real
Thank you based Yatzee!
Everybodys Gone To The Ravenholm? SHUT UP AN TAKE MY AR2
I can understand how many might not like this game and it does have it's issues, but this review is REALLY unfair. The name of the game doesn't give away the idea that the creator had, I believe. It's more of a story where you make your own conclusions. Throughout the whole thing it gives you bits and pieces on what exactly happened and through that you can come up with interesting points of what REALLY happened. Was it a rapture in a biblical sense? Scientific sense? Spiritual? It's all up to you. The stories of all the characters are VERY well voiced and keep you intrigued. I think it did really well in showing how people would react to something like this. At first some might deny it, some turn to god, some just ignore it and go on with their day to day life (more or less). AND THE MUSIC... Absolutely amazing. The music and the beautiful graphics play an important part in some scenes that are just jaw dropping.
Nice episode. I'm glad to see you liked the Stanley Parable. Could you please do a review of Terraria next week? 1.3 just came out and loaded the game with lots of new content. I would love to hear your opinion on it.
thing with chinese room is they dont actually understand how to make a game they are just going through the motions
Everybody goes to Ravenhome
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody put your hands in the air like you just don't care
Everybody Wants to Rule the World
You missed out with "Everyone's Going on Holiday", "Everybody's a Little Bit Racist", and "Everybody Do the Dinosaur".
Everybody gon to rotherham
I'm ashamed I got that one.
"Everybody's a Little Bit Racist"
Was that a reference to Avenue Q? If it was, *holy shit*
Could you perhaps make a review of The Secret World MMO? I believe you might like it