IMPOSSIBLE Floating Spiral Table Build - How Does it Work?

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  • Опубліковано 31 жов 2024

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  • @classicjazztbone
    @classicjazztbone 3 роки тому +88

    “To the table saw!” then cuts to the jointer… 😂 that’s how my brain usually works, too!

    • @vrabel1030
      @vrabel1030 3 роки тому +1

      I scrolled down to say the exact same thing! Lol

    • @kurshinburshin9784
      @kurshinburshin9784 3 роки тому +1

      Plus 1 on commenting the same thing lol

    • @robm9772
      @robm9772 3 роки тому +1

      Beat me to it.

    • @brianscott3021
      @brianscott3021 3 роки тому +1

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @bg2608ret
      @bg2608ret 3 роки тому

      Huh, was just thinking I’m glad I’m not the only one who does that 😖

  • @Lori_M
    @Lori_M 3 роки тому +33

    I would love to see an inlaid gaming/coffee table that flips over on an axis. One side is an inlaid gaming table for chess, checkers, cards, etc., with storage compartments for gaming pieces. The other side is a standard coffee table with built-in cork drink coasters and inlaid place settings (maybe?). Once you flip it to the side you need, have a cool locking mechanism to keep the tabletop steady and firm. What do you think??? Maybe with matching seating? And if you're feeling ambitious, make it for an outdoor setting!

  • @RickFinch-k6j
    @RickFinch-k6j 6 місяців тому +1

    best way I've found to assemble segmented glue ups (I do a lot of hexagon/octagon picture frames and cedar bongs) ;ay the painters tape out on the table sticky side up, (fold the ends over to hold it to the table) then lay the segment out on the tape apply glue and just fold it up. the key is the angle, the angles need to be just about perfect. if you want to spiral it to the center you have to keep increasing the angle. e.g. 22.5 to 22 to 21.5 to 21 to 20.5 to 20. I'm not sure of the exact angles and how many of each you'd need. guess that depends on how tall you want it and how fast you want it to spiral to the center.

  • @WearyChickenhawk
    @WearyChickenhawk 3 роки тому +7

    Love the use of the PAPR instead of a dust mask! Brilliant, but waaaay too expensive for home use, so I'm jealous.

  • @wheathinzz
    @wheathinzz 3 роки тому +1

    Let’s see the new shop already!!

  • @prestonbowden
    @prestonbowden 3 роки тому +1

    John is an artist with the sharpie

  • @wuerfel_schmied
    @wuerfel_schmied 3 роки тому +8

    I think with a giant acrylic tube inside instead of the small sticks it would look much better. I know, tube in that size is expensive, but it would look awesome.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  3 роки тому +2

      It would look awesome, and also cost the same as a mortgage haha acrylic aint cheap! You nailed that part

  • @bclance
    @bclance 3 роки тому +38

    You were looking for “rabbet.”
    Also, I’ve been a fan of the channel for a while, so I’m not saying this to troll, just sharing a faithful viewer’s two cents : I like these builds, but hate when you edit out the acrylic in the thumbnail. Makes it feel really clickbaity and cheapens the actual end result.
    All in all, sick piece. Hope you and the fam are doing well.

    • @WesHamstra
      @WesHamstra 3 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @linkpalmer
      @linkpalmer 3 роки тому +2

      I honestly think it would have looked better with wood or steel where the acrylic is, and lean into how weird the table is. The acrylic looks like a last minute addition

  • @paedahe4975
    @paedahe4975 3 роки тому +34

    If only it truly was a floating table. The acrylic kills the look. That being said, it looks good from far away.

    • @paedahe4975
      @paedahe4975 3 роки тому +7

      ...and it looks good in photos when photoshopped like in the thumbnail.

    • @JJFliesAndMakes
      @JJFliesAndMakes 3 роки тому +6

      Agree, I was thinking about metal frame just sorrounded by wood and big thin metal plate as base. Same principe as street floating "magicians" use.

    • @hybridmotionjunkuribayashi4913
      @hybridmotionjunkuribayashi4913 2 роки тому +1

      @@JJFliesAndMakes I had the exact same thought... Except a clear epoxy base.

    • @Andrewlang90
      @Andrewlang90 2 роки тому +2

      Well, until we perfect magic, acrylic is the only trick we’d got

  • @CreampieSamuri
    @CreampieSamuri 2 роки тому +1

    WHAT IS THAT AWESOME RESPIRATOR SETUP JOHN?!

    • @McClaw19
      @McClaw19 6 місяців тому

      It's a 3M Versaflo

  • @tknoerle1451
    @tknoerle1451 2 роки тому +1

    Love your sawtable squirrel! 😎👍

  • @bg2608ret
    @bg2608ret 3 роки тому

    Guys I really enjoy your videos, some better than others, but there all good.👍🏻

  • @fdort3971
    @fdort3971 Рік тому

    @JohnMalecki I'm going to reference chocolatier stuff here...if I want to make a fragile chocolate bowl...the first thing I do is blow! I use a food safe balloon and blow it to the size I want. I figure out a way to support it...then make and pour the chocolate on the balloon...once the chocolate hardens...very carefully pop the balloon and pull it away...
    In your case...your balloon could be a parchment paper covered cement form...to make it more structurally sound...do hidden dowels in every piece...less blow out!

  • @jasonmorgan6825
    @jasonmorgan6825 2 місяці тому

    My new favorite channel...

  • @emmanueleferrarotto2986
    @emmanueleferrarotto2986 3 роки тому +9

    "We have never done this before" and "i hope it works" usually make the best videos^^
    Like this one
    Great job all

  • @TheWoodFly
    @TheWoodFly 3 роки тому

    Fabricobble lvl 100! I was also thinking clamping a pipe or rod on the inside while carving could dampen the vibration enough to keep it together. Great music selection, good humor and no blood. I'd say another win!

  • @mitziseyfferdt3866
    @mitziseyfferdt3866 Рік тому

    Tensegrity rocking chair 🤩⭐️

  • @matthewwilliams5253
    @matthewwilliams5253 3 роки тому +4

    Hey from Australia champ !

  • @hybridmotionjunkuribayashi4913
    @hybridmotionjunkuribayashi4913 2 роки тому +4

    My initial thought watching this was, "sweeeet!". Then I had a thought... What if you inlaid metal into the lining of the wood that then connected to an clear epoxy stand at the bottom to still give the "floating" effect? Either way, love the floating series you're doing. Keep up the awesome work

  • @EdHadder
    @EdHadder 5 місяців тому

    John Malecki Is Awesome 😎

  • @23demolitionderbyman
    @23demolitionderbyman 3 роки тому

    rabbit for the top is what you ment I believe sir Squirrely Squad ASSEMBLE!!!!

  • @mattyallwood
    @mattyallwood 3 роки тому +1

    That Segway to the advertisement was genius!!!!!

  • @gagewoodcock2479
    @gagewoodcock2479 3 роки тому +3

    Cool Idea and love the channel!
    A couple of tips to improve the whole piece. 1. Dowels in the original glue up will provide immense more support and make working on the piece easier. 2. Instead of screwing the plexi legs on create a mortise in the end grain and insert the leg as a tenon.
    Keep up the great work!

    • @adrianbunge
      @adrianbunge 2 роки тому

      Could have also used biscuit joints

  • @bubba19816280
    @bubba19816280 3 роки тому

    Mortise, No a Squirrelybob. Love your work

  • @b3ardedbarbarian
    @b3ardedbarbarian 3 роки тому

    11:45...a rabbet maybe? Another squirrely yet badass table!

  • @jmyyer
    @jmyyer 3 роки тому

    Love the squirrel push block !

  • @exotictones1054
    @exotictones1054 3 роки тому

    That's cool as hell john.

  • @SpencleyDesignCo
    @SpencleyDesignCo 3 роки тому

    Awesome job on this one!

  • @spencerklaus6648
    @spencerklaus6648 3 роки тому

    Make a video on Purple Heart and the best techniques for working with it, planing/sanding/sealing etc!

  • @kindalost1
    @kindalost1 3 роки тому

    🔥🔥Floating lamp

  • @Icer73
    @Icer73 3 роки тому

    If your wanting to find out more on how to do the segments. I suggest watching or even trying to get ahold of a fellow UA-cam called “Frank makes”. He does quite a few projects with segmented pieces. For example he made the Death Star, an eye with iris. Just to mention some. Hopefully that helps out a little bit for future projects

  • @EdHadder
    @EdHadder 5 місяців тому

    I Love These Videos 🐉💖🐉🖤

  • @uniqko
    @uniqko 3 роки тому

    good

  • @chrisbouchard4780
    @chrisbouchard4780 3 роки тому

    Time for a new shop chef episode. And many more

  • @Jubjub9000
    @Jubjub9000 7 місяців тому

    Just when i'm thinking, i bet this guy would be fun to work with, he says "lets chuck some PanterA on and lets rip"! freakin legend.

  • @buzzboy1000
    @buzzboy1000 2 роки тому

    Very nice! I love your squirrel wood pusher.

  • @seanmullenix7448
    @seanmullenix7448 3 роки тому

    I might try this

  • @kernelpickle
    @kernelpickle 4 місяці тому

    The acrylic doesn’t look bad, but those screw joints on the inside sure do. That stuff is easy enough to carve up and shape any way you like, and he could’ve just did a mortise on the underside of the of the wooden (leg?) base and hidden it a little better that way.
    I also think it would be cool to do something like this with a very small base like that, but hide something very heavy inside to weigh it down. Then transition to lighter/less dense wood further up the table until you reach the top. Then for the top, make everything as thin as you can get it, but keep a lip on it as best you can so it still looks deceptively chonky. Then you can use clear poly or acrylic for a thin base that looks invisible. Like a wine glass basically.

  • @josephbelcher6814
    @josephbelcher6814 3 роки тому +5

    Love the table. If you make another one, I think ambrosia maple would look really good.

  • @IdovShai
    @IdovShai 2 роки тому

    Amazing! I like your design style

  • @Handy_Space
    @Handy_Space 3 роки тому

    great job)

  • @MCsCreations
    @MCsCreations 3 роки тому +4

    Beautiful work, John! Nicely done! 😃
    The only different thing I would do is to use dowels for every part, from the beginning!
    Anyway, stay safe there with your family! 🖖😊

  • @BMOORE344
    @BMOORE344 3 роки тому

    Damn, looks awesome!

  • @anthonyraye5831
    @anthonyraye5831 3 роки тому

    I think you should make a place we’re to store your golf clubs in the winter... and make kick ass like you always do...they have some on the market by they are Junk and don’t hold all the stuff like shoes umbrellas extra clubs shag bags... you’d crush that

  • @feltron
    @feltron 3 роки тому +1

    Love the gi Joe esque shirt.
    Also when he said policy genius I thought he said Paul is a genius. I thought who's Paul?

  • @abbypeterson274
    @abbypeterson274 3 роки тому +2

    An outdoor seating table that has swings as seats and a dynamic looking table that is actually static would be a cool project.

  • @IllGetMyTools
    @IllGetMyTools 3 роки тому +1

    Good work my Man. Your are definitely the flooring table afficianado!!

  • @warrenmunn3224
    @warrenmunn3224 3 роки тому

    Building the shape around a disposable container/barrel and doing the external carving while the barrel is inside, then just cut/destroy the barrel to extract it.

  • @zielsryan
    @zielsryan 3 роки тому +1

    Floating office chair?? For the boss man himself?

  • @colinpeake6612
    @colinpeake6612 3 роки тому

    Nice build guys. I think the lumber you're using is ash.

  • @theimpulse77
    @theimpulse77 2 роки тому

    I bet a foam cylinder could've been used to support that spiral enough to rough out that line with the jig saw. Not sure if you could find that foam cylinder, but a sheet, cut and turned would do it.

  • @ryangreen3841
    @ryangreen3841 3 роки тому +2

    Love u man keep it up

  • @jamiekrautkremer7936
    @jamiekrautkremer7936 3 роки тому

    Ultimate floating furniture… the floating sofa! Float with friends

  • @saratv7417
    @saratv7417 Рік тому

    Good

  • @nolanstevenson3510
    @nolanstevenson3510 3 роки тому +7

    Rabbit maybe for inserting the top. You would have been good just saying a recess

  • @ItsAlex-aj
    @ItsAlex-aj Рік тому

    Hey, newbie woodworker here, i just got one question.. how did you account for wood movement for the top? As far as i read online, they say you should never attach a top so snug.. anyway another GREAT creation from you!! You inspire me so much!

  • @TheGeekiestGuy
    @TheGeekiestGuy 3 роки тому

    It's dope to see John showing that creativity. I dig all the projects but this wacky stuff is nice.
    Stay safe out there, boys. I'm gonna watch some of the older tutorials as I try and fix the hack job some numbnut "handyman" did to my house. 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾

  • @jordanchambers1265
    @jordanchambers1265 3 роки тому

    I was hoping for a better looking support. Maybe like plywood or what not secured to your leg through a rug or something that would keep you secret. Not sure what securing method I would trust my coffee cup to, but nice work

  • @allenpeachy3987
    @allenpeachy3987 3 роки тому +15

    Not trying to be critical, but wondering if there would be a way to attach the acrylic feet without screws. Some kind of tenon end on the acrylic, up into the bottom of the SQUIRRELLY Spiral 🤷🏾‍♂️ ? Nice build.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  3 роки тому +5

      After using the screws I couldn’t agree more haha

    • @BWITZ0
      @BWITZ0 3 роки тому +1

      he could try running some acrylic dowels through the wood to support it

  • @denisj32
    @denisj32 3 роки тому

    amazing👍

  • @teejay9373
    @teejay9373 Рік тому

    Thumbs up for golden doodles! 👍🏻

  • @BlackShuck95
    @BlackShuck95 2 роки тому

    Would have been cool to have a long acrylic rod going into the bottom of the top down to an acrylic bottom in my opinion, would have been nicer that the little rectangles of acrylic. Do like the setting it alight thing tho

  • @KethenGoesHam
    @KethenGoesHam 2 роки тому

    Dude that table top

  • @MaxRide1
    @MaxRide1 3 роки тому

    ideas:
    floating dining table (big 6 or 8 seater) - really push the limits of the floating mechanism
    a "floating" light/lamp of some sort (either on the ground or .... even better, -hanging- floating from the ceiling!)
    floating bench (like a park bench)
    finally... a floating staircase (though that might be a bit... ambitious)

  • @TOTHEPOINT82
    @TOTHEPOINT82 3 роки тому

    I feel like"Woodworking Terminology Groove" is some type of T shirt opportunity.

  • @SchysCraftCo.
    @SchysCraftCo. 3 роки тому +1

    Woowwers thats cool and unique design. Really like this video series. Love ur videos. Always enjoy seeing what you make next. Keep up the great craftsmanship and hard work my friends. Keep making. God bless. Stay squirrely.

  • @thompsonfamilyhuntingadven4036
    @thompsonfamilyhuntingadven4036 3 роки тому +9

    Rebate the word or “some kind of woodworking terminology” yinz was looking for was a rebate.
    P.S my 11yr old said “that’s cool, but weird. And he’s cool and funny, but he’s weird too”.

  • @gospoda2
    @gospoda2 3 роки тому +3

    A center steel post to a base would have been sweet as well. Then just have that carved wood floating just above.

    • @paedahe4975
      @paedahe4975 3 роки тому +2

      Rebar bored through the middle of the wood section, hidden by a invisible spiral joint.

  • @himynameisjeff
    @himynameisjeff 2 роки тому

    This would have been just as cool if you put a post in the middle with some kind of base, and more stable. Either way, super cool. Definitely gives me some ideas

  • @BulletWulf
    @BulletWulf 2 роки тому

    Please recreate your first tensegrity piece, but updated. It'd be a nice little throwback. Using stronger cable, and off-setting the triangles by 60 degrees. Have the outside wires either angled outwards from the centre beams of the base towards the vertices of the top panel, or from the vertices of the bottom panel towards the vertices of the top panel (so each of the 3 vertex has 2 cables leading to it)

  • @daveyio87
    @daveyio87 3 роки тому +1

    I think if you were to do this again, maybe use a tenon for every piece as you glue it up? It sounds like a pain and time consuming but would it make it stronger?

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  3 роки тому +1

      Yea that wouldnt allow me to be able to carve as much as i would like. Edge to edge glue up is plenty strong. Clamping this was rough

    • @daveyio87
      @daveyio87 3 роки тому

      @@John_Malecki i didn't think of that. I'm getting into wood working, I'm a Master Automotive tech so this is a new animal but fun!

  • @compunurse
    @compunurse 3 роки тому

    The groove around the top that accepts the inset or insert is called a rabbit unless you were in England or Australia or it’s called a rebate

  • @ModernBuilds
    @ModernBuilds 3 роки тому +8

    Third break had me laughing!! Killed it 🔥🔥

    • @gioazzarello1333
      @gioazzarello1333 3 роки тому

      Yoooooooo you need to get Matt outlaw (731 woodworks) to the ranch!

  • @BxTekNurd
    @BxTekNurd 3 роки тому

    My tips would be,
    Use dowels on each piece and if you were to use the acrylic, id make them the entire height of the table.

  • @angrymater13la
    @angrymater13la 2 роки тому

    I would love to see that style doing in a torched finish

  • @mauserkk98
    @mauserkk98 3 роки тому

    Acrylic BBQ ,let's see it !

  • @AlexanderElse
    @AlexanderElse 3 роки тому +1

    Did you think about joining the acrylic to the table using tenons? Would it work for this project? I think it'd look good to have the acrylic disappear into the wood rather than be offset and attached with screws.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  3 роки тому +1

      I agree Alexander. My original plan was to mount them to the top, so i didnt think of morticing them in, but if i did it again i wouldve slotted the swirl somewhere for both.

    • @AlexanderElse
      @AlexanderElse 3 роки тому

      @@John_Malecki I should've read the comments. Someone else already asked the same thing. Love your work.

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig 2 роки тому

    "Sometime it sucks to be awesome" will be carved on your tombstone.

  • @farmgrowncountrystrong
    @farmgrowncountrystrong 3 роки тому +4

    First thing I thought: This guy really likes his floating furniture.
    First thing he said: People say I have a weird obsession with floating furniture 🤣

  • @matthewchristensen9384
    @matthewchristensen9384 3 роки тому

    You guys should make a pool table

  • @mikemiller9061
    @mikemiller9061 3 роки тому +1

    Everybody has that one piece they put a lot of work into. And they realize it was just a bad idea.
    Lol

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  2 роки тому

      Dude, i do it all the time hahahah

  • @shoutdowncreative2705
    @shoutdowncreative2705 3 роки тому

    hows about making a goblin/fairy daybed for your kiddo? i know they are still very young, but still might be fun to do. or maybe a play castle with hinges so it closes to store all of the associated toys inside when not in use. something like that perhaps? or maybe partner with some kitchen knife company and as a follow up to last year's "cutting board for the masses" theme, u could make blade blocks to hold the kitchen knives and give those away. or some matching deck furniture for u and sam? or maybe an oversize checkers set (board and checkers) out of 2 different species of wood with a nice epoxy inlay of course. (i'd say a chess set, but that might take too long for 1 video)

  • @adicken1911
    @adicken1911 3 роки тому

    Can you do a comparison on your old bosch miter saw vs the makita you have now?

  • @gaffyh1745
    @gaffyh1745 3 роки тому +1

    I think an acrylic or resin cylinder down the middle would look cooler, Or better yet like a resin DNA double helix in the middle.

  • @leelatt
    @leelatt 3 роки тому

    Using a cement form tube in the center might have provided support while gluing and shaping up. Then remove after the work is done?

  • @loopinnerthe
    @loopinnerthe 3 роки тому

    You like floating things. You love to make clever floating illusions. Soooo.... you need to make some kind of sinking illusion thing. Perhaps a really solid looking table but the legs are hollow and filled with springs and when you put stuff on it it just concertinas down to the floor...

  • @SgtOLi40k
    @SgtOLi40k 3 роки тому

    Great job John it came out gorgeous. Looks like it was a real S.O.B. but still thanks for the great content.

  • @Zogg1281
    @Zogg1281 3 роки тому

    0:20 John: "Now, to the table saw, let's cut some wood"
    Next clip - Me: "Err that's not the table saw"
    Next clip - Me: "Also not a table saw!"
    Next clip - Me: "Yay, a table saw!!!!" 😁

  • @linkpalmer
    @linkpalmer 3 роки тому

    What about a winter outdoor bench with built in seat warmers/space heater, sponsored by pit boss?

  • @elc7795
    @elc7795 3 роки тому +2

    Looks awesome! I wonder if using a sonotube in the middle for the initial glue up would make it easier to glue and clamp?

  • @williamburton757
    @williamburton757 3 роки тому

    I feel like the most stable way to do it, if you want to do full wood, would be to construct it with horizontal layers rather than vertical - and the best way I can think to do that is plywood. So maybe take a sheet of 1/4 or 1/2 inch, create a template for a maybe 2 inch thick arch of whatever length the math says works for your shape.... trace and cut them out cookie-cutter style from the ply sheet, and glue them together in the same step fashion, but shifted horizontally to the side with each piece added.... Then, instead of like 2 inches by 4 inches for surface area being glued between each piece of wood, you'd have like 2 inches by 10 or 12 inches, which should give you about 3 times the strength between layers.
    Would also make it a lot easier for you to use clamps while the glue is setting so you'd get a much stronger bond.

  • @MrAustinBaxter
    @MrAustinBaxter 2 роки тому

    Could you do something similar but inset a steel rod thru the middle by either drilling thru the wood and sliding it over like beads or makeing to curved peices of wood with slots in side to sandwich over the metal?

  • @carsonbigford9012
    @carsonbigford9012 3 роки тому

    Would a dowel or pin glued in have helped?

  • @alexanderkessels5254
    @alexanderkessels5254 2 роки тому

    Could you build it around a large cardboard tube for initial stability so that when you clamp it there is an opposing force other than the small face of touching pieces ?

  • @austinrogers8058
    @austinrogers8058 2 роки тому

    I could listen to the riffs you use in your videos on shuffle.

  • @007naumankhan
    @007naumankhan 3 роки тому

    I think to avoid the breaking try to use dowel or biscuits or something similar to keep them together.

  • @Andrewlang90
    @Andrewlang90 2 роки тому

    In machinist terminology, that would just be a counter bore. I know Yinz wood guys have cooler terms, but counter bore is all I gots

  • @smalltimeworkshop6537
    @smalltimeworkshop6537 3 роки тому

    Always entertaining. Cool build!

  • @mikescombatgames
    @mikescombatgames 3 роки тому

    I’m still interested to see a tension floating dining room table. 👍😬

  • @gigaphonicon
    @gigaphonicon 3 роки тому

    PANTERA!!!