The Crucifixion of Jesus (Parody)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Parody about the crucifixion of Jesus. All in good fun.
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Someone's going to hell for this.
And that ain't me.
Who is gonna go
@@jaden_dominican-tosd him LMAO.
Oi how did you know i was going to hell?!
@@michalblasko8740 I hope you find Jesus friend for you are hopeless without him.
poor creator
I got a special place in hell picked out just for you, Twin Tales.
U dont exist
...wow
Oh was good god
It's so bad!!!!
idon tgetit guess we'll see 👍
1:15 totally didn’t expect that
Thanks for making me expect something at that time stamp and taking away the comedic value of that moment just because of your pointless comment
If you don’t want spoilers then don’t look at the comments.
@@beppson9201 the comment section wanst made for spoilers
Dan's Dead in the comments people often talk about the video and then you can expect spoilers.
Beppson h
If you'll excuse me, I have to go drink some holy water now.
Same
Same
Same
Same
same
I love how the guy pulls a lit torch out of his butt
That's Judas
@@bjblazkowicz17 😂
Bro why
Bro why
That was kinda dope tho
Jesus doesn't say bad words he never sinned
matthew 12 he sinned and matthew 11 14 he lied even john denied it
@@Helelsonofdawn yeah but he repented you idiot
It’s a parody
you cant make fun of god
Haha god go brrrrrrr
Says who
0:22 he only have 4 fingers
0:41 Jesus only have 4 fingers
Thiery Jefferson Classic cartoon trick! 😁
*a thumb is not a finger.*
Only jesus can have them
@@asianguy1700 Then what is it.
@@barb1974 a thumb
That's not what jesus is like
No that's actually what happened. Didn't you read the bible in bible school? I remember reading that part in 4th grade.
TheDude234576 Exactly, how can you not remember that?
@@deathstar286 Thanks for defeating the confederacy and being one of our best presidents in the 1800s.
Bro come on i love ur parody but u cannot do Jesus like that
true
That's why it's called a parody
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This is stupid you guys are mocking Jesus he died for our sins so we could live on and not be executed like him so we can be forgiven you have no right tamang Jesus mock the Bible and mock the holy Spirit and God
You just opened the floodgates, people who knew Jesus personally will now attack you relentlessly. I pray for your peace.
They don't know shit. I'm the one that raised that boy. Have you ever given the savior of man "the talk" have you had to wipe his cosmic ass since Hellen is "too busy" doing jackshit? No! That was me!
@@God-fn1pj well thats what you get when you have a ridiculously large extended family, so large that even people who are not part of it, assumes they are AND EVEN INVITES OTHERS.
May You have mercy on You.
Elise TheLilWolf he just did
@@God-fn1pj zufydgehecehhegeyeyeyfugfhddgdtxd
Moses Racal god doesn’t exist
This isn’t even funny. Jesus would never do this. I know this is a parody but you took it way to far.
Stop crying.
I feel bad for laughing , lord please forgive me
I had the same feeling! I can’t laugh because for me it’s bad for lord
Calm down, it’s just a parody
@@JoeVington bruh this is not okay
@@winstonw2297 ?
@@winstonw2297 what’s not ok?
You made jesus look bad
Yeah
@@smurf_mammma2401 wooosh is not needed instead of using whoooshing it is useless why don't you tell them what they didn't understand like the joke that this video was intentionally trying to be
@@iansen ua-cam.com/video/OK4fJhbRL1g/v-deo.html
@@iansen Fuck you ass hole it is a parody. What are you a little feminist snowflake that is ruining society and can't take a joke?
nah he made jesus look like a badass. at least they are not sugar coating the real biblical jesus. who christians think is all benevolent.
jesus is good
oh thanks
Jesus never says bad words
Your going to hell for this for missing Whit gad way would you do that. Edit sorry about the bad Grammar that was 14 year old me.
Yes
No robux for you noob
What’s “Whit gad”
Its a parody..
R/swoosh
"CUT HIS BALLS OFF" that got me so hard HAHA
How hard
Why you making fun of Jesus our father
Jesus never sinned
I like jesus
I love jesus
Don't make fun with jesus
0:27 you’ve been sentenced for your crimes:
Heresy
And public urina-
*HMM*
I know ahhahaa
Jesus is a nice man he doesn't say bad words
shut up you foulty
I do not think this video is intended to offend Christ, but it did stir people's religion. We should not condemn them, but rethink before touching such a delicate subject.
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😇😇👍👍👍
You going to hell for this one 💀
Totally not funny dude
Whats the reason you got offended
Stop crying
@Hi there people Hi for what
I agree
I agree
"Sorcery! He admits it!"
- Random Jewish priest 33 A.D
Isn't that actually year zero? I think AD means after death right?
@@FringeWizard2 Not really it means Anno Domini, which is from my understanding referred to as the year of the lord not After Death.
Jesus never said bad things
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesus wouldn’t cuss and especially not like that.
Shut up nobody cares
That's why it's a parody
@@adrianabundiz148 faith is lie
THATS WHY THERES A WORD CALLED “PARODY” INSIDE
Why did I go directly from this to a video on the horrors of the cross
bro took "see you in hell" seriously.
For all the sensitive people out there.
This channel makes parodies. This video is a parody. It's called dark humour, it makes a joke out of something that we frown upon and something that is dark or really messed up. This channel makes parodies, funny comedic videos (like this one) of war, a horrible thing where young people were murdered, literally stomped to death daily, impaled on bayonets and shot through their body and face, yet I see no one complaining there on those videos. Before you say I'm an atheist, I am not. I'm A Christian, but I get this humour and eventough I know Jesus would not or did not do that, I still get this video. If you don't like it click away. Don't complain or insult the creator because that just makes you look stupid.
ThotPatrolUnit This is Offensive This Should Be Flagged even if it is dark humor
You know,you are the only person that’s not offended.As you said,the channel is based on dark humor and that’s is absolutely true.People have a choice to watch or not watch a video they don’t like.
Why are you guys doing this don't you know that god might punish you for that you know how jesus sacrifice for us when is in the cross😠
bruh wtf
Lord papa died for our sins💔
And here you go😢😢
im with you bother im with u
Jesus doesn't swear this is an INSULT of him
Jesus Christ is Lord! ✝️
Plzz dont make fun of god
@SchoolProject its not dark humor because god doesnt exist
This is messed up
"Cut his balls off" Random Citizen, 2017
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go to church and pray for a few hours.
Jesus doesn’t cuss like that
The dude: No one's burning anyone. 2 person named no one: "AHAHAHAHAHHA WELCOME TO HELL" Person named anyone: NOOOO I DIDNT WANT TO GO HERE
this is not right
Conor Reese ya it’s funny as shit
Did anyone else notice at 0:25 in the background someone said " cut his balls off " 3 times
1:32 too
Fake Jesus: mouth dirty.
Real Jesus:mouth Clean
This reminded me so much of life of brian
Always look on the bright side *whistle
1:49
Don't do it again please
MARKBOW60 sensitive ass nigga 😭💀
Sensitive people out there
I think this is hilarious
That's because you're probably not a Christian, and if you aren't, you clearly don't respect Jesus enough
Your sense of humor is brain dead
Right out of nowhere
Listen I know some of it may be humor but I don’t think Jesus would be cussing. I’m a Christian myself and I don’t think this is respectful in my perspective. I hope some of you agree. I’m not trying to send hate comments I just don’t know if it’s offensive to Christians.
I am a Christian and this is very offensive btw
Man i remember watching this when i was still 7 years old , And i was like: W h a-
ur twelve now?
Cause your inoccent when you wer 7 years old
this is the "Badass Jesus"
This is Djesus: Uncrossed!
huh that's not Jesus that's dajjal
Jesus is lord
Jesus doesn’t have primary, extra biblical sources.
Jesus is a good person he never say bad words and jesus doesnt fight people he talk in peace
Exactly swear words aren't used at that time
shut up iam muslim pleas dont say that again
Wait why his feet wasnt attached to a nail?
I noticed it too
THIS WHY YOU LOST YOUR CHANNEL BRO..WRONG MOVE...
He never lost his channel
Adrian Abundiz I know these people are stupid
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These people are more worried than God is. Seems like he wouldn't need anyone to stand up for him
jesus in alternate Universe be like
dont make any more video of this
its just a joke u cant take it Jesus loved us all, But now u have posined the minds of these people into think God's bad, but he isn't!!!
The Crucifixion Of Callum.
Cast:
Callum Chrost - William Kearns.
Russian Soldier - William Kearns.
Roman Priest - William Kearns.
Jewish Religious Leader - William Kearns.
Seeing this makes me feel weird, upset, and happy (Mixed feelings) Its cool how they alter the story to be different and funny. But being christan it feels offensive. But I mean, I get this guys vib by making the story funny and laughable. Anyways to me its interesting. Also at the same time I want to defend my faith but I do get this as a joke.
There is nothing wrong with finding this funny. Its a parody. I'm sure the god you worship has a sense of humor. (He supposedly created humans in his image right? So that would mean he should also have a fantastic sense of humor and not give a shit over a joke)
@Michael Medley there's a difference between "mocking" vs a joke sir. Again, I doubt any of those guys up in heaven care about parodies or jokes. And if they really do then they are overly sensitive and are extremely insecure beings if they cant distinguish actual hate vs a joke and its gods fault for giving humans this ability.
@Michael Medley I hate to burst your superstitious bubble but, the video was objectively funny. It takes a tragic event & subverts it into a different light. While the jokes were low brow, the concept managed to cary it all the way through. It was unintelligent, stupid, absurd, dumb fun & that's perfectly fine. It did what it set out to do and did it well.
Now as for your little threat of "The Big Man". If I came face to face with him, I can guarantee I won't be scared in the slightest. In fact, I would absolutely LOVE to have a conversation with him about how he has continued to let his "children" become slaves to governments, be raped, sent to fight in pointless wars at the benefit of politicians and the rich upper class, discriminate one another by race, gender, or body type, destroy their environment with chemicals & toxins, and all the other bullshit in our history as a species.
Yeah man I’m fully with you on this
@@comradepinko1155 are you Christian?
No stop it
Hi im a Christian dude and i dont like the way you made this. Jesus never swears and hes not like this. I even hated myself for laughing in this video you just made a sin im telling you. I thought this was gonna be a sad clay stop motion video about Jesus being crucified but i was wrong. I think i even made a small sin for laughing.
I hate this
Jesus: I could end this any time.
Im cristian but this is so funny lol
Dude why, but funny.
@Kevin Alexer *really nigga*
No it's not funny
omg these peeps be taking a joke to serious
Look, as a Christian, this video may be a bit disrespectful but I also found it hilarious, I don’t think laughing at a video is gonna send you, or me to hell. Plus, this is a parody and it’s A JOKE. a literal joke, so for the war in the comments, can we just have good vibes please? Thanks.
And I know this didn’t actually happen btw.
This is not a joke respect him
If u cant handle a joke then just dont watch
He has long arms
longer than we even knew
wow holy moly
استغفر الله
Curse means saying bad words
Imagine after life of Brian people still get offended by joking about Christ ..... the reason life of Brian wasn’t about Jesus was because too many people would get offended .... utter silliness
Здравствуйте.
Привет русский
What the bible doesn’t tell you.
As I don't insult your religion, if you have one, please you don't insult mine. Also because i don't think your God gave his life to save yours.
So,please, try to have some respect.
It’s a joke, he didn’t wanna insult your religion
Why didn’t Jesus do this
he died to forgive our sins. i'm christian, and i dont know WHY i find this funny.
@@JuanGonzalez-qz2zv Matthew 7:22-23
I love this. But you made this in this era. A lot of pansies here who are hurt by this.
I hope you get your relationship right with Jesus. He suffered for your failures and you mock him.
Do not play with the lord god
Reason of dislike
Offending religion
Gibtenpls :p same
No he was punching him but that
Wasn't part of the story and saying
Bad words.
It is a parody...sheesh human
Great chanelle I found!
My fav part is at 1:10
Do you have any last words jesus?
Just two....
ABRACADABRA BITCH
-Jesus 2017
A part of me finds it funny although I don’t agree with it. It was the most amazing event in history and it’s mocked. Very good claymation though
shouldn't mock jesus but I no he has a sense of humour
The amount of dumbshits in the comments saying “it’s not funny this is rude” is mind blowing. I expected a few, but not this many. All that aside, why can’t others in this comment section just respect people’s beliefs? Who cares if both Jesus and God are fake? That’s what they want to believe.
On other videos related to different topics, these comments are there too. Like WW2 vets being interviewed (as an example), people say something like “God bless the men that gave up their life for their homeland”, and they get responses such as:
“God isn’t real”
Is it so hard to just respect people’s beliefs?
Anyways, hilarious video.
No respect
I’m offended by the way Jesus spoke..
If it was your father or mother on a cross dieing for you and people were mocking him or her for doing it you would be offended but since its the one true god your gonna mock him for doing what not even Zeus could do
This is so rude, they took it to far.
Fuck off you dry shite, it’s comedy
Too far ? Definitely not
as a christian, i also luaghed.
hahaha
That is not funny Jesus went thru a lot on that cross so I did liked the vid
Parody
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Nebula lol wtf🤣
U got jeus messed up u must be a shamed
How Jesus got out of the ✝️