LMAO @ 15:55 -- that was me on Thanksgiving while on my shift last year. I saw Matthew Santoro on the street. I yelled at him like, "Yo! Santino!!" And he looks back like, "No..." and I go, "yeah from UA-cam!" -- "It's Santoro..." -- "Arent you supposed to be in Canada?" -- "I moved to LA two years ago" -- "Oooh, I guess that's how long I haven't been watching" .... *facepalm* I'm a complete and total asshole because hearing this from JK makes me laugh. I swear I wasn't trying to be rude. I was born with my foot in my mouth -- a quick conversation with my elementary school teachers will prove my point. I apologize to Matthew Santoro. He was so down to Earth and such a chill dude. He was so cool about it. Had to share my dumbassery.
I'm with David on this one, when I was in the back of a police SUV, that shit was cramped AF. Everything was plastic and uncomfortable, and there was no spot to put your hands through, and no room for your legs.
I love watching every video everyone of them pumps out, big inspiration and lots to teach about comedy, thus is wy I start me own chan. Verry da mudda funs😹
I have never seen a DUI checkpoint before in my life. I’ve heard of them but I didn’t know they were an actual thing where you get confronted by an officer.
I remember I was little, I was sitting under our pear tree in the backyard and felt something fall on my dress(my favorite dress at the time). I didn't see anything at first so went inside the house and my pointed the BRIGHT purple bird poop on my dress. Not only that it stained my dress because we had a grape vine that was basically wine grapes.
People really have to reconsider their life if: 1. They're happy that there's a "small dick" emoji 2. Get ashamed when someone sends them a fucking emoji saying they're small edit: 11:24 So many years of praising McDonald's and Joe still fucks up "I'm Lovin It"
There’s a service where I live that for 20 bucks someone will drive you home and the other person will drive ur car home...anywhere within like 15 towns it only costs 20 bucks
Everybody in L.A. should switch to e-bikes to get around and use cars when its neccassary. Its fun, you get to your destination quicker and also less costly.
I got peed on by a bird once. It was clear and felt like a huge drop of water landed on my shoulder. I saw the seagull flying over me, but because the pee was clear, I couldn't see it coming in time to dodge it.
If people are intoxicated to the point where they could still look at apps and check for checkpoints then they're not drunk enough to cause any damage while driving.
Geo and Bart on vacation to mexico, that's when Baika is being made for sureeee
Lol baika😂
Yeah. They really need a vacation after 2 weeks of work 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@seeavi8426 They're on vacay Right now 😏
🚲
Think you mean Torice
i love how steve was the first one to say “i think you were just fat then” HAHA
Why’s joe touching his stomach like he’s pregnant
Sam Akli because he is
cuz he is
why even question Joe's actions anymore 😂
30,000 subscribers without any videos hahaha good point
Maybe digesting/upset stomach
It’s 2019 now, bring back the weekend scramble scream.
I think they want to be a bit more professional
Love the JK fam! Please vacuum.
Bulma is hosting jknews love her 😂😍
At first, I was like "Huh". Then I realized what you mean.
@@liizzset real dragon ball fan 😎
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bunny outfit bulma 😉
They said sister wives emoji 😂😂😂😂 dead ass
I like the pinching emoji because I’ve been forced to use 👌 to convey something small.
Words are always an option
tiffs hairrrr🤩
Steve loves delusional feminists🤭
@@seeavi8426 whaa
Police cars have that plastic lining with a hole at the bottom so they can hose it down and it just drains out. That is what some Uber’s need 😅
still no water bottle emoji.
Mahmoud Nadi ikr
LMAO @ 15:55 -- that was me on Thanksgiving while on my shift last year.
I saw Matthew Santoro on the street. I yelled at him like, "Yo! Santino!!" And he looks back like, "No..." and I go, "yeah from UA-cam!" -- "It's Santoro..." -- "Arent you supposed to be in Canada?" -- "I moved to LA two years ago" -- "Oooh, I guess that's how long I haven't been watching" .... *facepalm*
I'm a complete and total asshole because hearing this from JK makes me laugh. I swear I wasn't trying to be rude. I was born with my foot in my mouth -- a quick conversation with my elementary school teachers will prove my point.
I apologize to Matthew Santoro. He was so down to Earth and such a chill dude. He was so cool about it.
Had to share my dumbassery.
New title scheme lookin good! Good job JK team :)
3:33 but when you're a drunk, would you rather spend money on app or alcohol?!
Use that app to buy alcohol. You right!!
the taco bell idea is genius. i'd go even if i wasn't drunk xD
I’m fucking dying at Bart likening the lost and found clothes smell 😂😂😭
I'm with David on this one, when I was in the back of a police SUV, that shit was cramped AF. Everything was plastic and uncomfortable, and there was no spot to put your hands through, and no room for your legs.
EVERYONE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS VIDEO
Geo "You were just fat bro." lol
i’ve been looking for an ice cube emoji. finally
GIF Tiffany, GIF
All Male cast!! all male cast!!
Soon aunty. Real soon
That's sexist. Are you saying the women are not funny? 🤗
@@meemee-nj9rl u have poor reading comprehension if u think that, lol.
@@meemee-nj9rl Looool
@@3leggedwarrior850 Are you saying all jk women are men, or that all jk men are whipped?
i love steve hes so funny
Imojis : "Do you have any Identification?" 🤏
If everyone had props every episode rotating between tables while everyone talks, I think I’d die a little more from laughter lulz
In Ireland there’s Facebook Groups and huge Group chats for Gardaí (police) Checkpoints, Speed Vans etc.
The best thing ever
Hi I love you guys so much ♥️
I like how everyone has been arrested
Steves ultimate mood is, "Did this nigga just really,"
PLEASE start making sketches of these scenarios!!! I wanna see drunk floppy fish ppl in a cop net!!!
Bart looked uncomfortable when David said the hand looked like a robber 9:03
yess Steve!!
people who have fast cars like to know where cops are so they can floor that shit LOL
its called entrapment they have to legally post publicly where checkpoints will be.
I love watching every video everyone of them pumps out, big inspiration and lots to teach about comedy, thus is wy I start me own chan. Verry da mudda funs😹
The Jehovah's witnesses aren't the one's with the tie in bicycles, those are the latter day saints (Mormons) 😂
Awww Bart 🤗🤗😯😪 first 30 seconds.
17:39 that's probably what the Dutch thought too, because we call them zeehonden (seadogs)
18:16 Little did David know that soon will be his reality except the woman holding his dog hostage was not in fact joking.
7:30 I'm the fat black kid in line looking awkwardly into the camera meme
I use the yellow skin tone bc my skin is very yellow-toned and my skin tone is closer to ✌️ than ✌🏽
Maybe david is telling lie about the police car🤦🏻♂️,,,lol...😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lol when they stayed to make up emojis 😂 premium
David 😂😂😂
Yo yo yo. Can anyone tell me the vid where Geo says "she's not rich". ty ty
Japanese Hotel Lays Off Half Its Robot Staff ft. Steve Greene & Nikki Limo
its about 6:30 into the video
Its on google maps too
Lol I was pooped on by a bird in high school
I love the fact that everyone knows what a back of a cop car is like! Ghetto as f*ck* I LOVE YOU GUYS!
i gagged when tiff said jif
Fans will say they stopped watching cuz youtubers will straight up try to test your knowledge. "What i post last week?"
I have never seen a DUI checkpoint before in my life. I’ve heard of them but I didn’t know they were an actual thing where you get confronted by an officer.
And yet...still no Giraffe emoji
"The World is Your Oyster?"
I dont know what that means but Fk yeah I love Oyster!
Not gonna lie. This made me download Waze😂😭
dui check points are illegal in the first place
Only in 10 states the other 40 it's perfectly legal
how is it illegal in the other states? invasion of privacy? or something else?
Hmm
Ive never seen a checkpoint before. Is it a west coast thing? I live in south florida and Ive never heard of it
I don’t know OOVOO driver
Yes
People in New York use the waze app for racing I should know cause I’m one of them 🤣🤣🤣
I like Tiff's hair color 💇🧚🧜
As a teenager (19) I have never seen anyone use 90 percent of those emojis
The fruit roll up is sour because it's lemon flavor
Ask the feels
lmao I don't like to admit it but like I can't afford uberto fr
I feels
but u can afford a car?
i’m just waiting for some sort of cheer emoji😔🤙
I remember I was little, I was sitting under our pear tree in the backyard and felt something fall on my dress(my favorite dress at the time). I didn't see anything at first so went inside the house and my pointed the BRIGHT purple bird poop on my dress. Not only that it stained my dress because we had a grape vine that was basically wine grapes.
Plastic police cars? With holes for your hands too?.....
L.A., man 🤯
Upset cuz they can’t flex correctly in public when people downplay them lol
People really have to reconsider their life if:
1. They're happy that there's a "small dick" emoji
2. Get ashamed when someone sends them a fucking emoji saying they're small
edit: 11:24 So many years of praising McDonald's and Joe still fucks up "I'm Lovin It"
I'm from India.... Pigeons here go crazy. Its raining pigeon shit during noon.
So we are just going to ignore how David randomly pulls out a gun 🤷🏾♂️
some people like driving, it happens that they are drinking and driving
Fun fact: theres actually a finders keepers law
Davids head is way too big for that hat haha
I got shat on three days in a row. Now I’m scared of birds.
What's with David's gun? Is it a prop?
I’ve had a bird poop on me before. It better not happen again🙄
I’ve got crapped on twice by birds.
Oof
There’s a service where I live that for 20 bucks someone will drive you home and the other person will drive ur car home...anywhere within like 15 towns it only costs 20 bucks
And there STILL ISN’T an MMA or Sport Shooting emoji❗️🤬
I’ve been shit on by a bird twice
Everybody in L.A. should switch to e-bikes to get around and use cars when its neccassary. Its fun, you get to your destination quicker and also less costly.
I got peed on by a bird once. It was clear and felt like a huge drop of water landed on my shoulder. I saw the seagull flying over me, but because the pee was clear, I couldn't see it coming in time to dodge it.
don't even need to put steve or david in the title cuz they JK now
viv vid did you not see the update video
@@ciscodisco_257 i didn't so i posted an uninformed and ignorant comment i'm so sorry
If people are intoxicated to the point where they could still look at apps and check for checkpoints then they're not drunk enough to cause any damage while driving.
11:27 Jesus Christ Gio is brutal lol
I just want to know why they took the emoji gun and replaced it with a water gun
I see comments even tho the video came out 9minutes ago and the video is longer than 9 minutes
I’ve gotten shit on by a bird!!!!
Not only does it show DUI checkpoints it also shows speed traps and where cops are hidden it's also in Google Maps that's what I use.
in my country you never know when and where there check points cause they're always hiding
Is it just me or does Geo sound a little sick?
can someone tell me what is the checkpoint?? i am not American so i really don't get it
Cops set up like barriers and then check each person inside a car that passes by them to see if anyone has been drinking
geo looks great for being sick.
One day when walking home from s school, a bird landed a shit that glided off my nose 😑
Wait 4 it
Now I might be wrong but wouldn’t the usb have been salvaged like finders keepers they don’t have to give the drive back
Don't you guys have heating??
Vacuum please
What do peacocks 🦚 eat????
I need an app where I can make my own emotes that work like discord