My autism enjoyed seeing the NightMare4U on Luna's Myspace account, since we already established that Luna is an unapologetic baneposter when she argued with the commenters in the S6 premiere. That's some DWK polish right there.
Mindrig Universe pretty sure DWK said he intends not to do amy face reveal stuff so it would be really difficult to maintain that if he so chooses. Unless...idk he stops giving a shit but a part of me likes not knowing the face to that majestic raspy voice of drunken sorrow that I've grown to love. Kind of like watching zero punctuation for a long time not knowing what Yahtzee looks like.
I have understood this when I saw that creepy pink pony baby toy in the store. Such brilliant idea about Twi-music-box couldn't come up to those retards.
This episode is just another example of why I like Starlight. She's a messed up kid, and she's learning, but she's still powerful and still pretty independent in her thinking despite a while of absorbing Twilight's friendship doctrine. Her and Twilight's conversations, including how they both treat Celestia and Luna (Twilight can't even DREAM of the possibility that Celestia isn't fricking perfect), added a nice bit of spice to an already solid episode.
I couldn't really move or form words during this episode; it was just too awesome. And sadly, I 100% know what it's like to carry around your childish familial bullshit into adulthood even though common sense says you really should be over it by now. I both yelled at them that they shouldn't still be pulling this 'You do nothing important, my job's so much harder' stuff with each other, especially not after an interim thousand years apart, and had reluctantly to cut them some slack. Glass houses, after all; my sister and I still fight over snack cakes. On point and sweet as always, man.
"No wonder the map sent you, Glimmer. You're the only person with the combined 'comprehension of stupid emotional baggage' and 'utter lack of respect for authority' necessary to complete this mission." So very true. She was sent because she's terrible.
I am so glad you brought up the lavender. Luna is doing so much unnecessary work! If she needs it fresh, then put some water in those sconces. Lavender keeps for weeks!
Doctor Eggnog *DWK puts down his headphones and microphone, tired after a long recording session. He takes out the trash and walks the dog, getting back just in time to read a bedtime story to his kid. Then he goes to sleep, cuddled up against his hot wife.* M. Night Shaylaman, eat your fucking heart out.
Think about this: Luna spent every night keeping everyone else safe in their dreams, and every day in her own personally created hell because of the guilt for the pain she caused, for years, and gets very little recognition for it. It's amazing she hasn't gone insane.
So who's seen the new EQG "episodes"? Because I cannot wait to see DWK's reaction to the third one. The memefaces alone would make it worth it but that's only the cherry on top of the best scene. (Don't be "that guy" and post actual spoilers. You know who you are.)
Well yeah, this is what makes my week worth slogging through: DWK Friday Pony Time. But that third episode... I'm worried he's going to bust both nuts and end up comatose with the biggest grin the world's ever seen. Good for him, but then we don't get more TLRs.
I´ve heard of them, but I can´t seem to find them. It´s mostly just russian dubs, and sometimes the audio is so shitty I don´t even know if they´re speaking a language from this planet... Can anyone send me a link to them?
There's a post on Equestria Daily with three embedded HQ Dailymotion videos of the episodes in English. (would add the link but I'm on the work computer and I can barely get away with just going to UA-cam with the internet filters)
I love how you're working in further lessons to the recaps. Real, applicable lessons for adult life. One might even go so far as to call them... Entirely apt.
This is the best part of getting off work on Friday mornings. Thank you DWK, for making the nightmare that is working 12 hours every night that much more bearable. Love you man... No homo.
I'm still salty that evil Celestia was called "daybreaker" in the show instead of the "Nightmare Star" from the card game. Really dropped the ball on that
Best episode gets what might be one of if not the best Recaps. Only fitting. This was amazing, the episode as great, and this recap was just plain hilarious!
I have to say this episode made me jizz my pants as well and I didn't even know I wanted a celestia/Luna episode ...so I guess this was my first experience with dubcon?
DWK, omg this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. I just discovered your channel through your rainbow rocks video (looking foward to part two), ive subscribed and liked every one of your vids that ive watched. You are really funny, please never stop making youtube videos, you are gonna get HUUUUGE!!!
See which one is harder: Fighting a bunch of inner demons while people asleep alone and pretty much help determine their mental status aka be a therapist or have social interactions and long drawn out meetings/sit-ins about a bunch of stuff you don't actually care about that only have nominal importance aka be a business person...or a high school student. Luna's job is definitely harder for those who aren't creative or brave enough to face another person's problems with the mental stability to keep being alone okay. Celestia's job is hard for those who get bored easily and get nervous when being near people or hate optimism.
How in the fuck do you make your morals so much more profound than the actual show? I left this series a long time ago but you made this series FAR more entertaining and palpable than it really is. Bless you.
This is the best fucking recap I've seen on this channel so far! DWK is the king of random funny shit with MLP> Now all you need to do is legit recap for anime and you're set.
DWK, I was expecting the recap be kind of about where the princesses try to write each other's fanfic (see their world in their shoes), but they understand that their imagination and inspiration isn't easy and they understand their sister clearly. But, either way, this is a good way to recap the two with social media. Great job!
yay for plot, no but seriously, awesome episode, awesome review/recap, this was so amazing and succinct and ... yeah, perfect, absolutely perfect. Love seeing your vids hun
DWK, you're an absolute genius. These are some of the best pony videos I've ever seen. Hooves down the best reviews out there. I mean, I know you don't call 'em reviews, but they're still the best reviews, or whatever you want to call 'em. Hilarious, and never fails to make me think at the same time. Would it be too much to ask for you to go back and do the previous seasons? That would be awesome.
Someone wrote an alternate universe fic where it was Celestia that went nuts and became Daybreaker, and she was banished in the sun for 1000 years, and Luna had to handle the sun and the moon. It was a full on alternate reality, pretty neat.
you know what love about you? even if you don't tell the exact same lesson as the actual episode does (and sometimes not the same lesson at all) you still tell a pretty good one
darling bro, great vid man. while I was watching this episode I knew that you'd have a field day with it. scraped up some resin to smoke bcuz I didn't want to wait on the weed guy to watch it properly
seriously this was incredibly funny though man. I was already laughing from the text at the beginning alone. soon as I saw it and I started laughing I said well this is going to be damn good
"Princess Thunderghighs..." "Oh yeah, it's that time...Nope, wait, that was College Celestia, you're a different person now." "My days of puking in my bed and getting the clap every month are over." XDDDDDDDD, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T EVEN... Dude, the level of humor and insight this guy brings...omg...
I keep making that fucked up fluffle puff sound everytime I see a new DWK video.... I fucken hate it. I'm a grown ass man. That just happens to like MLP and parody and what not... SO WHY do I MAKE THAT INHALE NOISE WHEN I SEE A NEW VID... fuck it, having a drink and watching this vid.
I think you need to accept your inner sperg and it'll stop the cognitive dissonance. I stopped getting weird nightmares once bojack horseman was released and slowly stopped being a closet brony. Still dont like bringing it up tho, and accidentally used the word brony and now my extra sperg brother knows what bronies are so I told him to shut up cuz fox news makes us look bad lol.
Let's not forget that Daybreaker is Glimmer's alicorn OC.
Who? Do you mean “Hot Stuff”?
My autism enjoyed seeing the NightMare4U on Luna's Myspace account, since we already established that Luna is an unapologetic baneposter when she argued with the commenters in the S6 premiere. That's some DWK polish right there.
Surprised I haven't seen one of these videos before now, good shit
Viva Reverie Now for him to somehow end up on Bronies React (Hopefully Race sees a vid of his)
I say. Good shit
This guy being on Bronies React would be absolutely nothing but a major plus.
Mindrig Universe pretty sure DWK said he intends not to do amy face reveal stuff so it would be really difficult to maintain that if he so chooses. Unless...idk he stops giving a shit but a part of me likes not knowing the face to that majestic raspy voice of drunken sorrow that I've grown to love.
Kind of like watching zero punctuation for a long time not knowing what Yahtzee looks like.
pro trick : watch movies on flixzone. Been using them for watching loads of movies recently.
This was kind of like a bonus episode of Two Best Sisters Play
plucas1 GOD IT SO WAS!
Holy shit, you're not even wrong.
Agreed
plucas1 what's the movie from the begigning, the one with the fuckimg clip
Good to know that Two Best Sisters Play personality is the same as the canon personality.
I wonder if Hasbro will ever capitalise on the Twily Ballerina buttplugs?
I doubt they even have the sense to make the straight-up music box.
Their marketing department is fucking retarded.
In that case you just gotta email spam them til they figure it out. Claim they are being racist if they dont do it, that'll get them to listen lol.
Then what is that thing
Trousselier Large Heart Music Box
I have understood this when I saw that creepy pink pony baby toy in the store. Such brilliant idea about Twi-music-box couldn't come up to those retards.
Available soon in a Happy Meal near you!
The unisex nature would keep costs low too!
This episode is just another example of why I like Starlight. She's a messed up kid, and she's learning, but she's still powerful and still pretty independent in her thinking despite a while of absorbing Twilight's friendship doctrine. Her and Twilight's conversations, including how they both treat Celestia and Luna (Twilight can't even DREAM of the possibility that Celestia isn't fricking perfect), added a nice bit of spice to an already solid episode.
Starlight's all "WAKE ME UP INSIDE~!"
That was fantastic. I love your recaps more than some reviews.
You know it's gonna be a great recap when you hear him cracking open one in the first 20 seconds.
Just kidding, they're all great.
That sound effect was one of my favorite bits of this recap.
Logan McArthur after I hit replay I reading comments and read this as it opened lol
4:01 that bubble of Applejack as a baby sleeping soundly in the arms of her dead parents...
How is it raining inside my house?
Bro, you didn't even make a joke about Starlight having a toothbrush that looked like spike. DHX tossed you a softball with that one.
I'm fairly certain that was, in fact, Spike's toothbrush and Twily grabbed it as an excuse to show up.
MonoKabi Even better.
"Or your new tittle is gonna be Princess Buttplug"
Best line in the entirety of Totally Legit Recap. XD
Y-you don't have to be alone
I'll be your ballerina pony
I'll hold you close, Tiny Dancer.
Your creepy AND GET BACK INTO YOUR GRAVE WILLIAM!!
I laugh at Tony Danza
Yet again your phrasing gives me life (Lavender-Raindrops on Fimfic and adore your writing).
William Shakespearicles Holy shit XD
_Perfect._
best episode of season 7
Correction, best episode of the series XD
And I'm that one guy waving the Fluttershy Leans In flag.
that one is really good aswell
you should wait for the episode of Applejack's parents
yeah
that ones is gonna be awesome
and that changeling starlight trixie one
DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?
>cut to Luna failing at scissors, walking, and using her own face
THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
Would this be more of Starlight "Gives no Fucks: Glimmer?
Well, hopefully she's not getting the clap every month....
She only gives them to Trixie.
"How come I get the stamp but none of the meat" is officially the best human quote of 2017.
Don't feel bad bro, I talk to my Transformer figures...Sometimes.
I couldn't really move or form words during this episode; it was just too awesome.
And sadly, I 100% know what it's like to carry around your childish familial bullshit into adulthood even though common sense says you really should be over it by now. I both yelled at them that they shouldn't still be pulling this 'You do nothing important, my job's so much harder' stuff with each other, especially not after an interim thousand years apart, and had reluctantly to cut them some slack. Glass houses, after all; my sister and I still fight over snack cakes.
On point and sweet as always, man.
DWK: “Alright, SO.”
Me: “guess who’s back? back again?”
Daybreaker as "Hot Stuff"? I'll take it!
But that makes Nightmare Moon Caspar, and I'm not sure if I can deal with the ramifications.
Oh hey fancy seeing you here!
10/10 for the recap
11/10 for the Avenged Sevenfold stinger
"No wonder the map sent you, Glimmer. You're the only person with the combined 'comprehension of stupid emotional baggage' and 'utter lack of respect for authority' necessary to complete this mission."
So very true. She was sent because she's terrible.
And that’s why we love her.
_"HEY GUYS, DID YOU MISS ME?"_
Alright, I'll be fair. That's where I lost it xD . Points to you, DWK.
ALRIGHT
SO
Jeglegator here we go
Jeglegator SO GLIM GLAM
Is it just me or did it sound like this time he went "ok (opens a can of beer) so"
He's done that before.
I am so glad you brought up the lavender. Luna is doing so much unnecessary work! If she needs it fresh, then put some water in those sconces. Lavender keeps for weeks!
Sanorace just procrastinating because she need to calm down after all that f*cked up dreams she needs to attend
Things this had in common with the actual episode:
- Worth the wait
- I laughed my ass off at certain points
- Genius Writing
It would be the ultimate twist if DWK turned out to be a happy, normal, well adjusted person.
Doctor Eggnog
*DWK puts down his headphones and microphone, tired after a long recording session. He takes out the trash and walks the dog, getting back just in time to read a bedtime story to his kid. Then he goes to sleep, cuddled up against his hot wife.*
M. Night Shaylaman, eat your fucking heart out.
What an awesome start to my day :^) Thanks DWK, never stop being the best.
DWK I still watch these! Miss you dude Absolute Unit is watchable loved the goth says I love you. I knew it was coming but still stellar.
Think about this: Luna spent every night keeping everyone else safe in their dreams, and every day in her own personally created hell because of the guilt for the pain she caused, for years, and gets very little recognition for it. It's amazing she hasn't gone insane.
Unexpected "Fight Club" nets a laugh in the first 5 seconds, thats how you build momentum.
So who's seen the new EQG "episodes"? Because I cannot wait to see DWK's reaction to the third one. The memefaces alone would make it worth it but that's only the cherry on top of the best scene.
(Don't be "that guy" and post actual spoilers. You know who you are.)
I seen them. I'm ALWAYS waiting for DWK's video
Well yeah, this is what makes my week worth slogging through: DWK Friday Pony Time. But that third episode... I'm worried he's going to bust both nuts and end up comatose with the biggest grin the world's ever seen. Good for him, but then we don't get more TLRs.
I´ve heard of them, but I can´t seem to find them. It´s mostly just russian dubs, and sometimes the audio is so shitty I don´t even know if they´re speaking a language from this planet...
Can anyone send me a link to them?
There's a post on Equestria Daily with three embedded HQ Dailymotion videos of the episodes in English. (would add the link but I'm on the work computer and I can barely get away with just going to UA-cam with the internet filters)
Ah, ok.
I fucking love you, DWK. No homo. Unless you want it to be.
Nothing like getting a Kleenex ad right before an MLP video by DWK.
DWK, this is by far your best one so.far. God your so awesome
Not gonna lie, bro, whenever I miss an episode I just watch your recap and feel like I get the gist of it. Thanks.
This is everything I wanted and more. Thank God for Jim Sterling, but thank Celestia for DWK.
I love how you're working in further lessons to the recaps. Real, applicable lessons for adult life. One might even go so far as to call them...
Entirely apt.
This is the best part of getting off work on Friday mornings. Thank you DWK, for making the nightmare that is working 12 hours every night that much more bearable. Love you man... No homo.
I'm still salty that evil Celestia was called "daybreaker" in the show instead of the "Nightmare Star" from the card game. Really dropped the ball on that
And in one episode, Sunbutt became my favorite princess.
Best episode gets what might be one of if not the best Recaps. Only fitting. This was amazing, the episode as great, and this recap was just plain hilarious!
The episode was a hard nights work and this was the frosting on top that was sloppy seconds. Damn fine work darling, bro.
Why yours videos doesn't have 100 times the nummer of views it has now. You certainly deserve it DarlingBro.
I have to say this episode made me jizz my pants as well and I didn't even know I wanted a celestia/Luna episode
...so I guess this was my first experience with dubcon?
Incredible episode! This and Rock Solid Friendship are tied for best episode of the season.
Also how the fuck did you not go with "Heat Stroke"?
Valtz Fuck, that would've been way better.
OMG senpai noticed me!
DWK, omg this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. I just discovered your channel through your rainbow rocks video (looking foward to part two), ive subscribed and liked every one of your vids that ive watched. You are really funny, please never stop making youtube videos, you are gonna get HUUUUGE!!!
Lunas summary about why the map chooses Starlight to do the job is actually very true. Great episode DWK, and great episode Hasbro/DHX.
See which one is harder: Fighting a bunch of inner demons while people asleep alone and pretty much help determine their mental status aka be a therapist or have social interactions and long drawn out meetings/sit-ins about a bunch of stuff you don't actually care about that only have nominal importance aka be a business person...or a high school student. Luna's job is definitely harder for those who aren't creative or brave enough to face another person's problems with the mental stability to keep being alone okay. Celestia's job is hard for those who get bored easily and get nervous when being near people or hate optimism.
a tiny person on your desk to talk to and that responses? Actually Japan is working on something like that.
I first discovered "Totally Legit Recap" through "Best Pony Videos of June 2017", and I am in stitches!
This man's adult humor is even above some adults these days...
That ending with avenged sevenfold tho so legit!! Your one of my favorite UA-camrs great video dude keep it up!
How in the fuck do you make your morals so much more profound than the actual show? I left this series a long time ago but you made this series FAR more entertaining and palpable than it really is. Bless you.
I can't get enough of these videos
1:14 actually yes that would be very nice
This is the best fucking recap I've seen on this channel so far! DWK is the king of random funny shit with MLP> Now all you need to do is legit recap for anime and you're set.
DWK, I was expecting the recap be kind of about where the princesses try to write each other's fanfic (see their world in their shoes), but they understand that their imagination and inspiration isn't easy and they understand their sister clearly. But, either way, this is a good way to recap the two with social media. Great job!
I still say Daybreaker had the best line. "So much blaaaack. We get it, you're sad."
What a great way to start my last day of finals, thanks uncle DWK, I feel much more relax.
I've been waiting for this for a month now
2:27 STFU, Luna's plot is Damn Fine and I will fight anyone who says otherwise!
yay for plot, no but seriously, awesome episode, awesome review/recap, this was so amazing and succinct and ... yeah, perfect, absolutely perfect. Love seeing your vids hun
Love your videos! I just laughed so much binge watching them all. Thanks man
THANK YOU FOR THE AVENGED SEVENFOLD NOSTALGIA TRIP!
WHERE'S MY TWILIGHT BALLERINA MUSIC BOX HASBRO?!?!
You just made my Friday 20% funnier.
I literally started getting into mlp a couple days ago and it's official
This fandom is the best
That was me in 6th grade
I love you DWK! You're not alone! I too want a tiny music box pony!
straight jacket filling, or straight jacket filly? THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Filling.
Why not both.
Hearing Luna and Celestial talk as DWK reminds me a lot about "Two Sisters Play".
DWK, you're an absolute genius. These are some of the best pony videos I've ever seen. Hooves down the best reviews out there. I mean, I know you don't call 'em reviews, but they're still the best reviews, or whatever you want to call 'em. Hilarious, and never fails to make me think at the same time. Would it be too much to ask for you to go back and do the previous seasons? That would be awesome.
If Daybreaker was just in Celestia's head... Does that mean the even she made a bad Alicorn OC at one point?
Jonathan Cruickshank it would be starlight glimer's head it was her dream.
Someone wrote an alternate universe fic where it was Celestia that went nuts and became Daybreaker, and she was banished in the sun for 1000 years, and Luna had to handle the sun and the moon. It was a full on alternate reality, pretty neat.
Stormspark Was it the one where the Mane Six met the G1 verse called “When Equestrias Collide”?
Hah, that's some good shit DWK, well done.
Princess Buttplug... Every time, DWK. You get me every time. Love this series
Update: Still watching for first time and dying of laughter about the old Facebook and MySpace account manifestations. Please send help.
"nobody sucks our dicks"
*poof* "Hi guys, you miss me?"
"Okay, we'll give you that one"
This is priceless.
"no wonder the map sent you.." yep
I just realized those musical montages he puts at the end of these things are a lot better than most PMVs...
This was hilarious as always, keep up the good work
Liked. Faved. Okay now I can watch it.
Yo D, this is their best and YOUR best episode in my opinion. Or at least my favorite
Like good phone sex, that ended too quickly. Also, Avenged Sevenfold at the end was a perfect finishing touch.
Your musical choices continue to tickle my pickle, dog
I needed this to decompress from Grug's old-man pessimism
Nice addition of Welcome to the Family at the end lol
you know what love about you? even if you don't tell the exact same lesson as the actual episode does (and sometimes not the same lesson at all) you still tell a pretty good one
darling bro, great vid man. while I was watching this episode I knew that you'd have a field day with it. scraped up some resin to smoke bcuz I didn't want to wait on the weed guy to watch it properly
2:27 - 2:38 no matter how many times I play this I keep laughing up a storm
I'm honestly surprised Luna doesn't complain about having to work 16 hours while her sister sleeps the same amount XD
great episode dude
Great episode I rate Celestia's plot 10/10
I love how you started this episode off cracking open a can of beer bro u understand my life
0:57 I know that it already exists as a "personal assistant" holographic anime girl. Ponies can't be far away.
seriously this was incredibly funny though man. I was already laughing from the text at the beginning alone. soon as I saw it and I started laughing I said well this is going to be damn good
I'd rather be the tiny mass produced ballerina unicorn than have one
I empathize so much with your portrayal of Luna in this episode
"So you DON'T trust-"
"Nope!"
Starlight, you almost broke spacetime once. It's gonna take a while to get full trust from your boss.
"Princess Thunderghighs..."
"Oh yeah, it's that time...Nope, wait, that was College Celestia, you're a different person now."
"My days of puking in my bed and getting the clap every month are over."
XDDDDDDDD, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T EVEN...
Dude, the level of humor and insight this guy brings...omg...
this series gives me life
Thanks for introducing me to that awesome Avenged Sevenfold song. Gonna go buy it now.
this is your best one so far !
I keep making that fucked up fluffle puff sound everytime I see a new DWK video.... I fucken hate it. I'm a grown ass man. That just happens to like MLP and parody and what not... SO WHY do I MAKE THAT INHALE NOISE WHEN I SEE A NEW VID... fuck it, having a drink and watching this vid.
You got the same problem as the rest of us bro, that's your high functioning 'tisms trying to break free.
Darling! Bro!
Your struggle is all our struggles too...
you arent the only one who does it. my first thoguht is either HOLY SHIT DWK PONIES, or Fluffle Gasp.
ponies are love ponies are life
I think you need to accept your inner sperg and it'll stop the cognitive dissonance. I stopped getting weird nightmares once bojack horseman was released and slowly stopped being a closet brony. Still dont like bringing it up tho, and accidentally used the word brony and now my extra sperg brother knows what bronies are so I told him to shut up cuz fox news makes us look bad lol.