TikTok's Deranged Alpha Car Salesman (w/FunkyFrogBait)

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  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 3 місяці тому +3862

    Ah, my two favorite nonbinary UA-camrs in suits.

  • @M4xifh23
    @M4xifh23 3 місяці тому +3583

    Honestly I've never felt the need to show the world I'm a grown ass bisexual, until today... That shirt slaps

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +10

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @nanners2542
      @nanners2542 3 місяці тому +13

      truly

    • @dalailarose1596
      @dalailarose1596 3 місяці тому +26

      Yeah I might legit buy that shirt 😛

    • @lazzzercats
      @lazzzercats 3 місяці тому +11

      I know, same

    • @hatmanmanofhats8167
      @hatmanmanofhats8167 3 місяці тому +36

      I need a grown ass asexual shirt

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +2011

    Did… that guy just say… he abandoned his family to not be fat anymore……????
    That doesn’t make sense.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +5

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @-supweirdo
      @-supweirdo 3 місяці тому

      @@p-__w h a t

    • @backfloop
      @backfloop 3 місяці тому +156

      he was eating his family i think

    • @kanjonojigoku8644
      @kanjonojigoku8644 3 місяці тому +96

      ​@@backfloop chronos maxing

    • @aporianyx-mw9gl
      @aporianyx-mw9gl 3 місяці тому +70

      i mean, i did have to abandon my step-grandma because she kept trying to fatten me up then fat shaming me so id develop and ED... but i dont think thats what hes referring to lol

  • @mossypebbles
    @mossypebbles 3 місяці тому +642

    there's something so funny about the phrase "grown ass straight"

    • @GhostofTheUchiha22
      @GhostofTheUchiha22 3 місяці тому +26

      They put their asses straight lol

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 3 місяці тому +37

      Love that shirt, its like funny ironically too. I'm not straight but I'd wear that ironically

    • @kitsterangel
      @kitsterangel 3 місяці тому +19

      Ya im not straight but i kinda want it lmao

  • @reina3001
    @reina3001 3 місяці тому +1098

    15:07 The way he completely disregards his 3 girls and goes straight to his son😭😭

    • @aliien2057
      @aliien2057 3 місяці тому +79

      What would he have said if the guy didn't have a son 💀

    • @reina3001
      @reina3001 3 місяці тому +107

      @@aliien2057 my point was the sex of the child doesn't matter bc it's not like a little girl couldnt look up to her dad and see a superhero the same as a little boy. i thought the way he singled out 1 of his 4 children felt like a toxic masculinity thing, so i pointed it out. i think it just goes to show how deranged the man is/was bc he chose to neglect the girls like their opinion of their father doesn't matter the same as a boy's opinion or point of view. ik this is basically a short story but i hope it clears things up :)

    • @aliien2057
      @aliien2057 3 місяці тому +93

      @@reina3001 No I know, and I'm agreeing! I just wonder what the guy would have said if there was no son who needed a superhero because he seems like the kind of guy who thinks superheroes are only for boys. If the man he was talking to only had daughters, what example would he have given? Did he even think of one in the case that someone he brought on stage didn't have a son?
      I definitely noticed the way he jumped at the opportunity to talk about the son and not the daughters. The moment he was told the man had a son he completely dropped even trying to include the daughters.
      Also honestly good catch on the toxic masculinity point you made, it seems very likely to me that he did in fact single out the son because he would value his opinion over his sisters', and probably assumes that the father feels the same way (I hope not, what a terrible way to look at your own children).

    • @bacon6364
      @bacon6364 3 місяці тому

      It's because obviously girls don't buy or sell cars, if we allow that in society we have gone too woke!

    • @oskarkuelz2706
      @oskarkuelz2706 3 місяці тому

      @@aliien2057 I'm afraid he had something in store for "only" girls. I bet in the range of: "Do you want them to date losers? To be content with less than?" That's just my assumption though.

  • @ariatempest
    @ariatempest 3 місяці тому +467

    I love that you have an ally shirt AND a straight shirt just in case there’s a straight person that isn’t an ally but for some reason wants to support your cause haha

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 місяці тому +12

      lolll

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 3 місяці тому +62

      It's for the straight trans people so they can get two shirts 😹

    • @briclare
      @briclare 3 місяці тому +3

      LMAOO

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive 2 місяці тому +20

      @@FlorSilvestre12 genius. get two shirts then wear them ontop of eachother.

  • @bk83082
    @bk83082 3 місяці тому +689

    This guy committed fraud to sell a bunch of Kias and ratted out his coworkers to stay out of jail. So when he talks about getting into a mindset of having to save the lives of your family, it's not about motivating people to get really good at selling cars, it's about convincing people to use dishonest, immoral, or even illegal sales tactics to close deals. Normal people think that ripping people off is a shitty thing to do, but if they think they are going to disappoint their loved ones because they don't sell enough cars, then they will sacrifice their morality to sell more cars.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому +18

      That is not cool.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 3 місяці тому

      Do the people who go to his seminars not Google the guy first? Or do the owners of the dealerships bring this guy in to talk to his sales people. But then there’s no women there and there are women salespeople. I just don’t get people who fall for this crap and it doesn’t take a genius to know why people may not be buying cars right now or during the pandemic. And the more pressure from a salesperson is a turn off. And what’s this guys sales pitch? You can go to jail too if you follow my fraudulent sales tactics! No wonder he only has his wife and kids. He’s a scum bag of a person.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 3 місяці тому +31

      Also, and I don't want to be mean, but he looks like a default create-a-character.

    • @bk83082
      @bk83082 3 місяці тому +16

      @mage1439 yes. Running Cyberpunk 2077 on XBOX 360.

    • @theKaraProject
      @theKaraProject 3 місяці тому +4

      Yep, I was just thinking about this. If he’s forcing a desperate fight or flight mindset for work, people will engage in desperate behavior: this can and will easily lead to criminal activity.

  • @joshuaseitler6003
    @joshuaseitler6003 3 місяці тому +431

    18:14 A Greek god is the funniest thing for him to say right here. Like have you seen the Greek gods? Dionysus, Hephaestus, Zeus??? If you think they aren't packing on a few pounds you're greatly mistaken buddy.

    • @RavenhallowGrey
      @RavenhallowGrey 3 місяці тому +76

      I immediately said to myself "yeah dude I'm already a Greek god, Dionysus" at that part

    • @PansyPops
      @PansyPops 3 місяці тому +17

      Zeus was the original DILF. Dad bod, older guy, slept with everyone, he was just a chill dude.

    • @Shaytan.666
      @Shaytan.666 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PansyPops and rapist, pedo, cheater and tyrant

    • @astrocake584
      @astrocake584 3 місяці тому +83

      @@PansyPops…buddy, Zeus was the furthest thing from chill. I don’t consider cheating on your wife by SA-ing several women and men resulting in hundreds of Demi god children a pro dad move.

    • @NoName-sr4co
      @NoName-sr4co 3 місяці тому +66

      @@PansyPops Chill??? CHILL???? You may want to reread those myths

  • @teganbarber8011
    @teganbarber8011 3 місяці тому +1753

    Two videos with funkyfrogbait today? I'm being blessed

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @bewildered6122
      @bewildered6122 3 місяці тому +3

      REAL

    • @CheetahsShampoo
      @CheetahsShampoo 3 місяці тому +33

      And seeing the same fart bot under two of those videos 😭

    • @WinnieBosko7
      @WinnieBosko7 3 місяці тому +2

      i think it’s a holiday

    • @theonetruebean8800
      @theonetruebean8800 3 місяці тому +2

      I needed both of these videos today

  • @isabelaoverturf5598
    @isabelaoverturf5598 3 місяці тому +452

    my favorite enby commentary youtubers omg

    • @thatbiggoguy
      @thatbiggoguy 3 місяці тому

      > important videos
      > "get rotated idiot"
      you get it

    • @ambunt
      @ambunt 3 місяці тому +41

      grown ass enby commentary youtubers

    • @oliviax727
      @oliviax727 3 місяці тому +27

      You could call them(s) the binary non-binary duo hehe. Thank you thank you, I'll see myself out

    • @simplepage
      @simplepage 3 місяці тому

      @@oliviax727 and because it cancels out, you can just can them the non-

    • @eternallustformedusa4844
      @eternallustformedusa4844 3 місяці тому

      @@oliviax727”them(s)” is wild

  • @XeniaWhy
    @XeniaWhy 3 місяці тому +323

    Can't wait for the official Ryan vs Funkyfrogbait boxing match to determine who the one true nonbinary suit wearing commentary youtuber is

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому +10

      Funky! Funky!👏🫡🐸

    • @caseybottoms3664
      @caseybottoms3664 3 місяці тому +29

      They have to fight in the suits and have to be having a commentary collab while they fight

    • @heronheronhero
      @heronheronhero 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@caseybottoms3664
      mics up
      fists up
      shoes tied

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow 3 місяці тому +2

      Why pit two bad enbies against each other? We need many

  • @brianasmith3862
    @brianasmith3862 3 місяці тому +546

    This is the most beautiful collab I've ever witnessed

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @K.D.ROSEAUTHOR
      @K.D.ROSEAUTHOR 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@p-__ YOURE EVERYWHERE DUDE. FIRST AUGUST NOW HERE?! We get it, your farts are the gas version of elixir

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому

      🙏🫡🐸😎😇

    • @ЭнхмөнхУ
      @ЭнхмөнхУ 2 місяці тому

      @@K.D.ROSEAUTHOR😂no mine is better though

  • @lulu_the_third
    @lulu_the_third 3 місяці тому +149

    I think this guy just wants to see grown men with their shirts off, but he isn’t aware that the internet exists

  • @Corarii
    @Corarii 3 місяці тому +174

    i was reading a book about cults and how a lot of them will have these gatherings where they just bash eachother as a like “growth” exercise and it reminds me eerily of this

    • @purplealpaca9278
      @purplealpaca9278 3 місяці тому +22

      That's also a tatic in troubled teen programs that just @buse the teens

  • @LuniDuni
    @LuniDuni 3 місяці тому +104

    He is the embodiment of “if I miss this shot my mom dies”

  • @CheetahsShampoo
    @CheetahsShampoo 3 місяці тому +182

    Two gentlepeople in their awesome suits, nice 😸

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 місяці тому +9

      gentlethems

    • @CheetahsShampoo
      @CheetahsShampoo Місяць тому

      @@manboy4720 OMG WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT 😭

  • @ginger_nspice
    @ginger_nspice 3 місяці тому +612

    I'm PROUD to be a grown-ass bisexual 💙💜💗

    • @simplepage
      @simplepage 3 місяці тому +11

      Yeah, be proud baby!!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @PixelatedPower555
      @PixelatedPower555 3 місяці тому +16

      @Somebuffoononlinestop responding to him he’s a bot

    • @DanielleZinn
      @DanielleZinn 3 місяці тому +2

      Sames 💃

    • @Jaybeclownin48
      @Jaybeclownin48 3 місяці тому +2

      Yooooo same 🎉

  • @dovelugosi
    @dovelugosi 3 місяці тому +117

    One of the scariest thing I see in these hyper strict sport diets is this fear of carbs. So much that some have completely cut most sugars from their diet and especially glucose but the thing is glucides are the primary "food" of the brain not lipids, it is so dangerous for the brain to be in ketosis especially for long periods.

    • @GhostofTheUchiha22
      @GhostofTheUchiha22 3 місяці тому +9

      Fr they need to learn that not all carbs are bad

  • @Ms.Venamous
    @Ms.Venamous 3 місяці тому +148

    FunkyFrogBait reminds me of the number 42 and Ryan reminds me of the number 36. And Ryan is like a maroon color, while Funky is like a fiery orange.

    • @aloraeback-vt1ck
      @aloraeback-vt1ck 3 місяці тому +29

      This is oddly specific, but I can’t say I disagree

    • @-shenanigans
      @-shenanigans 3 місяці тому +13

      Funky is like a neon purple tbh

    • @Ms.Venamous
      @Ms.Venamous 3 місяці тому +11

      @@-shenanigans I can see it but I personally don’t agree. I see them as a bright and sparky person. Either way, thank you for sharing your thoughts :)

    • @-shenanigans
      @-shenanigans 3 місяці тому +8

      It’s so weird but cool as we can see people as colors

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 3 місяці тому +7

      i agree for funky, but i think ryan is more like 56. :3

  • @ideac.
    @ideac. 3 місяці тому +220

    thank you so much for the grown ass nonbinary and grown ass bisexual tshirts
    without the false copyright strike abuse we wouldnt have them!

  • @whiteroseblossom970
    @whiteroseblossom970 3 місяці тому +162

    My dad died when I was 9 and I always thought he was a super hero. Before I was 5 he was a chubby man but around when I started kindergarten he lost a lot of weight and gained a lot more muscle. He was always really strong it just became more visible. Before he died there was the phase of "fat Daddy" and then he was "hippie Dan". He died of a heart attack due to the strain the Keto diet had on his heart that had been building up for years. Not saying it's terrible, it just wasn't the best for him and it cost us. He was my super hero and he still is. He would have turned 52 today, Happy Birthday Daddy❤. I also have an ED and am working on recovery. For example today is a tough day as you can assume so I had not eaten. I also have a genetic mutation that fucks with my blood sugar. So now I'm hounding cereal since I need to go to work soon. When it was really bad I pretty much didn't eat. I was collapsing at dance class. Got to a mental institution and they threatened to tube me (put a tube up my nose to get food to my stomach) I started getting better and now I'm trying to keep the structure of my eating. I look at photos of me from a year ago and I find myself wishing I was still that skinny. But I am much healthier than I was then. And my body serves me well.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 3 місяці тому +16

      I’m so sorry you lost your dad and you are going through the same struggles. I’m sure people say “your dad would want your body healthy even if you were a little overweight” but that doesn’t give motivation. Of course he’d love you at any size but our brains are extremely powerful. I’ve seen some ED so extreme I don’t know how they survived. But I’ve seen people come back to being healthy again too. I’m wishing you nothing but the best and strength in your fight. I hope there comes a day when you can eat without thinking about it and you feel strong and healthy. ❤

    • @allyssach
      @allyssach 3 місяці тому +7

      Hey just wanted you to know that you’re doing amazing! Your body is amazing and it keeps you safe and helps you do things on the daily. You’ve got this and I send love to you.

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 3 місяці тому +6

      Hey, this comment is from two weeks ago, but I want to tell you congrats! You've achieved so much, so always be proud and know that you can do it! I may be a stranger, but I'm rooting for you!

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MariaTex3 It’s cool to always do that even on old messages since the people most likely will get them in their notifications. Some comments can lift people right up. 👍

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Місяць тому +2

      Late comment, but just giving you support, bro. Hope that one day your story can make you someone else's hero to help them with their struggle too.

  • @cowoljarwoff
    @cowoljarwoff 3 місяці тому +147

    Big Siwa ☠️
    So tired of the government protecting Big Siwa 😩

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 3 місяці тому +3

      Me too her song is just.. weird

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +397

    Yeah I’m guessing the guy who “kissed our family goodbye” had to do so because he was harassing everyone about their fat

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

  • @Nonameforyou-h6n
    @Nonameforyou-h6n 3 місяці тому +126

    1:01 I’m offended, how am I meant to show off my love for non-stick pans

    • @bluejai4212
      @bluejai4212 3 місяці тому +12

      Thank you for this. Honestly, where is the representation?!

  • @LeonSpiandorelli
    @LeonSpiandorelli 3 місяці тому +252

    as a bald viewer, I feel validated

    • @missglucktesbartierchen4143
      @missglucktesbartierchen4143 3 місяці тому +41

      The B in LGBT stands for bald o7

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому +2

      @@missglucktesbartierchen4143😂😂😂😂😂

    • @urdad6144
      @urdad6144 3 місяці тому +2

      @@missglucktesbartierchen4143 as a bisexual I approve this statement 💀

  • @opheliamunroe1110
    @opheliamunroe1110 3 місяці тому +67

    Screaming. Crying. Bowels loosening. Power Collab.

  • @newphonewhodis9215
    @newphonewhodis9215 3 місяці тому +44

    0:52 I was gonna mess around and say "why no grown ass straights" but you beat me to it 😂

  • @EdithDaPooch
    @EdithDaPooch 3 місяці тому +502

    Pookie didn’t forget us asexuals 😭💗

    • @EeveeBoi777
      @EeveeBoi777 3 місяці тому +67

      Garlic bread lovers assemble

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +17

      @@EeveeBoi777 literally everyone loves garlic bread tho
      It’s notoriously lovable

    • @missglucktesbartierchen4143
      @missglucktesbartierchen4143 3 місяці тому +31

      Invaders of Denmark, assemble!

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 місяці тому +10

      I love not being forgotten!!

    • @emilym.556
      @emilym.556 3 місяці тому +8

      made me love him even more 😭

  • @JordanNone-t4v
    @JordanNone-t4v 3 місяці тому +103

    Whaaat, FunkyFrogBait!! Collab of the year ❤❤

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 3 місяці тому +36

    "Stand up to Big Siwa" fucking killed me XD It's tough to choose which one to get as a nonbinary asexual biromantic but I've never been able to express my intersexness before so I do think I want a Grown-Ass Intersex t-shirt...

  • @FlameVulpin14
    @FlameVulpin14 3 місяці тому +51

    Really appreciate the very thoughtful and balanced dialogue in this video about issues of disordered eating, weight loss and health.
    Ive been on a journey of improving my health since early this year which for me has involved losing weight. I was very lucky to find very supportive and balanced online communities that encouraged healthy habits and realistic goals more than just weight loss. In online spaces weight loss often becomes a super polarizing issue where neither side is willing to meet in the middle.

  • @caiooliveira4019
    @caiooliveira4019 3 місяці тому +31

    Tbh, when I see overwheight people I start questioning if they really know about cars

    • @caiooliveira4019
      @caiooliveira4019 3 місяці тому +6

      this is ironic btw

    • @Plane-h3t
      @Plane-h3t 3 місяці тому +2

      😢 You should reflect and think on the effect your words have. I cried after reading this. How could you?

  • @egg9620
    @egg9620 3 місяці тому +55

    this is the mindset a VILLAIN has in a story I'm reading right now, like wth????

  • @WatercatGaming
    @WatercatGaming 3 місяці тому +57

    As a bald grown ass bisexual I have never felt so seen within 5 minutes of a video

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse 3 місяці тому +16

    My brother grew up with eating disorders, when he was like 10 he was almost anorexic, he would just hardly eat, it was terrifying for that to be happening to a child. now as an adult hes in a much better place, is working out regularly and eating heaps (as is healthy for someone with his routine), and my mum guilts him over how much money we spend on food, which is an insane thing to tell someone with history of EDs. point is yeah, mens eating disorders is no joke

  • @Meul-ku1dw
    @Meul-ku1dw 3 місяці тому +8

    4:42 Just from that alone I knew we were going to be in some BS

  • @adamsmasher9769
    @adamsmasher9769 3 місяці тому +33

    18:19 bro really said have an eating disorder lmao

  • @viviatwilight
    @viviatwilight 3 місяці тому +27

    omg ive hoped for this collab so much!!! you guys are so funny and match each others humor so well

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому +1

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

  • @jakeluther510
    @jakeluther510 3 місяці тому +20

    As a bald man, B.R.A. is now what i identify as. Thank you for being an ally Ryan

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 3 місяці тому +29

    What timing, the clip of the one dude says he imagines the death of his whole family to get into the mindset just re-popped up. . .like dudes. You, in fact, do not need to live that way

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah like where is the joy in life if you only focus on money and selling cars. Because going on vacation they’ll just be thinking of going on a bigger vacation and how many cars they’ll need to sell for that. And the stress that puts on your body and your relationships with your family and friends? If you have a roof over your head and clothes and food and you’re not stressed all the time that’s a bigger win than having a mansion you only use 4 rooms in and a car that costs the price of some houses it’s just stuff. If you’re stressed and on medication and you’re miserable what’s the reward? Oh, you think you look better than other people? What a lousy mindset. Pretty much any of these guys that use the word “mindset” are scammy creeps.

  • @BigDaddyBakedPotato
    @BigDaddyBakedPotato 3 місяці тому +12

    I'm actually so glad you made this. I have a childhood friend who dates someone very high up in this company and I've always wondered what the hell they do.

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 16 днів тому +1

    Completely missed your recent videos, glad to finally get to them!

  • @Feebs_Art
    @Feebs_Art 3 місяці тому +8

    If my family is being held hostage and i need to sell any amount of cars, best believe theres gonna be a 99% off deal

  • @JordanNone-t4v
    @JordanNone-t4v 3 місяці тому +101

    Does FFB still have to watch a UA-cam tutorial on how to tie a tie every time they wear one for a video? 😂❤

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому

      🤷‍♀️

  • @NaughtyDonuts
    @NaughtyDonuts 3 місяці тому +4

    I work as a kinesiologist and I kove when I hear people say healthy ways to change your habits, like you two did. All you said was very sound and in line with my educated philosophy of working out and eating well. The eating disorder of gym bros and girls who are too intense on the health side is called Orthorexia if anyone need the term. Good content, keep it up

  • @MrsDanaC
    @MrsDanaC 3 місяці тому +24

    Not the hello fresh sponsorship💀💀💀

    • @AnonymousLittleBird
      @AnonymousLittleBird 3 місяці тому

      I thought the same thing :((((

    • @Eilhea
      @Eilhea 3 місяці тому +2

      Out of curiosity, what's wrong with hello fresh? Is it scammy?

    • @GhostofTheUchiha22
      @GhostofTheUchiha22 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@EilheaIdk but every UA-camr and their mom sponsors them💀

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Eilhea they've been outed for treating their workers unethically. While it's not easy to avoid companies that do that, it's still nice to not promote them.

  • @ladyairili
    @ladyairili 3 місяці тому +168

    Two funny non-binary youtube commentators in one video? Is that allowed?

    • @kiyoinaa
      @kiyoinaa 3 місяці тому +18

      i think the universe broke when they both had suits on

    • @DerpDevilDD
      @DerpDevilDD 3 місяці тому +23

      Since there's two of them, does that make them binary during the video? 🤔

    • @gabrielnotgabriel9572
      @gabrielnotgabriel9572 3 місяці тому +4

      I read this as “two non-funny binary UA-camrs?”

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +5

      @@DerpDevilDD you get a binary choice between two non-binary hosts

  • @jo._.thecringemaster7227
    @jo._.thecringemaster7227 3 місяці тому +13

    Genuine commitment, funky frog bait in a suit looks like one of the cool transmascs friends.

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +20

    This wasn’t a smart thing to watch while in public. I cannot control my face 😅 it’s so bad 😂

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому +1

      😂👍

  • @Heckin238
    @Heckin238 3 місяці тому +4

    18:08 I love this. Take small steps to the big change you want to see.

  • @transkaminari2454
    @transkaminari2454 3 місяці тому +91

    My favorite white people‼️🗣️

    • @ethanstoltzman8421
      @ethanstoltzman8421 3 місяці тому +1

      I wanted to like your comment but it's at 69 likes so it's perfect. I mustn't touch the like button

    • @edithchinyere7387
      @edithchinyere7387 3 місяці тому +2

      Am your 80th like ❤😊

  • @chanterelle483
    @chanterelle483 3 місяці тому +6

    Regarding body fat... when your body is recovering (after serious injury or illness), it uses primarily your body to fuel itself. It has been observed that people with very high body fat have higher recovery rates after serious car accidents, for example. Of course, high body fat have many other long-term risks that this doesn't outweigh. But keeping your body fat at bare minimum is an unecessary risk for a time when you (heaven forbid) might need it. I wish, people would choose more robust health over absurd beauty standards for themselves.

  • @noxhausy
    @noxhausy 3 місяці тому +4

    I genuinely love both of these people so much, seeing them collab was reallly delightful. Thanks you two! Hoping to see more Funky Ryan Frog in the future

  • @mentally_rizzlers
    @mentally_rizzlers 3 місяці тому +4

    THE FRIEND CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THEM IS UNMATCHED

  • @crescentfeather7
    @crescentfeather7 3 місяці тому +4

    24:27 INCORRECT Prius trunks are open to the rest of the car

  • @Koweitz
    @Koweitz 3 місяці тому +1

    A collab we didn't know we need, i love the two of you so freaking much you're my fav commentary youtubers

  • @lizzietrot2522
    @lizzietrot2522 3 місяці тому +6

    How am I supposed to focus on the gym while this guy has my mom because I haven't sold 100 cars

  • @1313TommyGun
    @1313TommyGun 3 місяці тому +4

    Waiting for a guy in the audience to chirp up and go, "im...im just here to sell...cars"
    Thatd be a great stitch 😂

  • @aleximarie8958
    @aleximarie8958 3 місяці тому +48

    Hey commenting to bring this to ur attention, apparently theres some rumors Hello Fresh doesnt treat its employees right and supports Isreal
    Just thought u should know love ur content
    {Also i dont have the sources Im spreading info from the live chat}

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @brook_angel
      @brook_angel 3 місяці тому +2

      It's also plastic packaging hell on top of that

    • @nat.dorenvic
      @nat.dorenvic 3 місяці тому +2

      @alexmarie8958 I HOPE THEY SEE THIS COMMENT, I WAS ABOUT TO POST ABOUT IT

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 місяці тому +1

      i don't think any company that advertises on youtube is entirely moral.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 3 місяці тому +3

      scratch that, almost no corporation is truly moral

  • @TheCrateOfLemons
    @TheCrateOfLemons 3 місяці тому +3

    Good god it's always refreshing to hear people talk about unrealistic body standards on BOTH sides. The machismo where is live is crazy sometimes.

  • @mistuh69420
    @mistuh69420 3 місяці тому +5

    The collab we didn’t know we wanted but we needed

  • @KingLynch-r3l
    @KingLynch-r3l 3 місяці тому +10

    So I get an upload from Froggy and an upload from you, with Froggy, sooo happy. Also, the fucking T Shirts are such a savage move I died😂😂😂

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 3 місяці тому

      I hope funky collabs with Chad Chad next

  • @alyssaavery2087
    @alyssaavery2087 3 місяці тому +6

    me personally, when i get a super ripped salesman, i get really uncomfortable. like can i get a normal person please? 😭bc the muscles are intimidating to me.

  • @lydiarosearbaugh9789
    @lydiarosearbaugh9789 3 місяці тому +2

    You two are so unbelievably funny together. Loved this collab.

  • @Mir_Teiwaz
    @Mir_Teiwaz 3 місяці тому +5

    11:05 - At this angle it looks like he's wearing heels lmao

  • @Lillyl0st
    @Lillyl0st 3 місяці тому +5

    2 enbies doing commentary together, this is peak.

  • @thenetherbaddie9760
    @thenetherbaddie9760 3 місяці тому +2

    The collab we all needed

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 3 місяці тому +4

    In this video: the best duo of FBI agents you've ever seen.
    If somebody tried to sell me a car this hard, I'd call the white coats. That person does not need to be adrift in society.
    "If there's anything toxic in your life, get rid of it." I hope these men followed his advice and got rid of him and his "teachings" immediately.

  • @NotAnExtraterrestrial
    @NotAnExtraterrestrial 3 місяці тому +2

    This is the most beautiful collab ever.

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +9

    Soooo listening to music is what makes the workout more tolerable. The fuck lol

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

  • @TheRealCheeseEater999
    @TheRealCheeseEater999 Місяць тому +1

    mid-way watching this i completely forgot that guy was a car salesman lmao

  • @mogo5055
    @mogo5055 3 місяці тому +1

    You two play off of each other well. Super happy to see this collab!

  • @Thelastunicornlover
    @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому +5

    0:40 AWESOME 😎❤️👍

  • @katya4271
    @katya4271 3 місяці тому +1

    PLEASEEE the way i got so excited when he said he was making more videos on the second channel and THEN NEW MERCH !!! YIPPEEEE

  • @Milkstealer2.0
    @Milkstealer2.0 3 місяці тому +29

    Live laugh love Ryan beard

    • @ArkManiac
      @ArkManiac 3 місяці тому +1

      Lllrb

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @Milkstealer2.0
      @Milkstealer2.0 3 місяці тому +4

      @@p-__ oh dear.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому

      😎👍

    • @dw-rf
      @dw-rf 2 місяці тому

      PFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @koii319
    @koii319 3 місяці тому +1

    This collaboration feels so right omg

  • @nightshadegaming1735
    @nightshadegaming1735 3 місяці тому +5

    On the dieting failing, there is a psychological thing nicknamed the "what the hell line" where most extremely restrictive diets fail, it basically is the point when someone crosses over their daily caloric intake or eats a food that is outside of their restrictive diet, and they then say "Oh what the hell, I've failed the diet anyway" and they then begin binging foods etc.
    The most successful diets are those which aren't about restriction what you eat or making your portions super tiny, but about finding a good balance between caloric intake and caloric burn through exercise etc, and also being extremely positive and not listening to idiots who say you're disgusting etc.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 місяці тому

      i'm on a sludge diet.

    • @gabrielledickinson4530
      @gabrielledickinson4530 2 місяці тому

      Yeah I've learned the hard way to those just don't work for me. I've had way better luck with gradual change. Makes weight loss take forever but at least I don't hate my life lol.

  • @_SAM_222_
    @_SAM_222_ 3 місяці тому

    ... the witty banter.... the merch... oh god..... their the perfect duo

  • @ayanomage4357
    @ayanomage4357 Місяць тому +1

    This reminds me of when i worked in sales, i was on a call with myr reigion with a ton of store managers and the regional managers, and we were listening to a "motivational speech" homeboy literally started screaming about how his wife left and his life was falling apart so he made more sales, then ended the speech with "I REFUSED TO SEE MY KIDS FOR 2 YEARS UNTIL I WASNT BROKE" AND ENDED THE CALL. I quit my job after that, and i wont be back

  • @BladeBamf
    @BladeBamf Місяць тому +3

    hey, it's the dude from America's got talent

    • @blacknight0003
      @blacknight0003 Місяць тому +2

      Aaah, I see we came here from the same place 😂

  • @fruitgummi
    @fruitgummi 3 місяці тому +2

    i have been waiting for this collab‼️

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 3 місяці тому +1

      @@fruitgummi tell ur pfp to quit staring at me 🫣

    • @fruitgummi
      @fruitgummi 3 місяці тому +1

      @@OscarLangleySoryu he’s watchin 👁️👁️

  • @ayeeeerin4999
    @ayeeeerin4999 3 місяці тому +1

    This is what I needed today❤❤ we truly have been blessed

  • @blacknight0003
    @blacknight0003 Місяць тому +2

    Isaac Butterfield would like to have a word, Mr "Ladies man"😭🙏

  • @ethanstoltzman8421
    @ethanstoltzman8421 3 місяці тому +2

    No way this is an amazing collab

  • @MasonMiko
    @MasonMiko 3 місяці тому

    I cannot stop WATCHING THIS VIDEO GUYS Your energy is immaculate

  • @sneky3327
    @sneky3327 3 місяці тому +2

    I was expecting this Legendery collab xD "this is going to be Legendery"

  • @saraprior1475
    @saraprior1475 3 місяці тому +1

    The music in these's videos! It's like they know how wacky the things they say without the "serious" music😂

  • @sierram9573
    @sierram9573 3 місяці тому +2

    What a great combo!! I can’t wait

  • @Riot_Drrgon
    @Riot_Drrgon 3 місяці тому +3

    YES I LOVED THE JOJO SIWA PARODY AND THE SHIRTS ARE SO FUNNY 😭

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator2863 3 місяці тому +4

    I've hung around people heavier than me all my life. Not on purpose, I just happen to have a faster metabolism than some so my weight doesn't always line up with how much I eat. Everyone I knew who cared about their weight would tell me how healthy I was compared to my friends, and how I must be so happy with having an hourglass figure (thin waist and wide hips). In honesty, I probably ate way worse than a lot of my bigger friends, and my cholesterol has always been in a bit of a danger zone since I was a kid. Just because someone looks skinny doesn't mean they're necessarily following good eating habits.

  • @jaguarluv13
    @jaguarluv13 3 місяці тому +2

    Finally!!! Someone who matches Ryan’s black tie attire!!

  • @comfyghost
    @comfyghost 3 місяці тому +1

    i have never heard a more passive aggressive "i'm not mad" than when this man talked about his family.

  • @thequeendee4108
    @thequeendee4108 2 дні тому

    Love this collab

  • @kellytorbet2997
    @kellytorbet2997 3 місяці тому

    this is the collab i've been waiting for

  • @LucyAndHerStuff
    @LucyAndHerStuff 3 місяці тому +1

    The collab i didnt know i needed bwahaha! This made my day

  • @amandeguele
    @amandeguele 3 місяці тому +13

    Beard Army... ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 3 місяці тому

      My farts are better than Ryan’s farts 💨

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 3 місяці тому

      I am also part of the FunkyFrog Army!🫡🐸❤️

  • @SamFerrari-qb1bx
    @SamFerrari-qb1bx 2 місяці тому +1

    This is an amazing crossover. Give me 14 of em’

  • @shamoney9385
    @shamoney9385 Місяць тому

    Love seeing my fav UA-camrs collab, ppl I feel like I could potentially hangout with but in reality would find me too toxic😂

  • @digifreak90
    @digifreak90 3 місяці тому +4

    21:30 So did they cut their family out? Or did the family cut them out because they were fed up with his horribly toxic mindset?

  • @Popper_Drop
    @Popper_Drop 3 місяці тому +3

    While it definitely doesn't represent me the idea of having a "grown ass straight" shirt fucking kills me 😂down with big siwa