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  • @lukasgruber1280
    @lukasgruber1280 День тому +2376

    3... 2... 1.... discontinued

    • @Not_interestEd-
      @Not_interestEd- День тому +147

      And promptly jailbroken to run Linux.

    • @MegaManNeo
      @MegaManNeo День тому +49

      I mean... ThinClients existed before already.
      Nothing too fancy, except this time Windows is a subscription.

    • @howardlam6181
      @howardlam6181 День тому

      @@Not_interestEd- where do you even get the drivers and buildtool for linux

    • @RaneKunLovesNightcore
      @RaneKunLovesNightcore День тому +34

      Like seriously, I really wanna know, who on earth will be buying this!? This is worser decision than Apple Vison Pro...

    • @joshshowman8711
      @joshshowman8711 День тому

      @@Not_interestEd- crazy thing is, you can spend 75 more for a minisforum UM690S with 32GB of ram and 1tb ssd

  • @absolutetuber
    @absolutetuber День тому +541

    The Kensington lock isn’t to discourage theft. It’s to prevent you from yeating it out the window.

    • @mkq504
      @mkq504 День тому +8

      Made my day, sir

    • @klitibehluli9976
      @klitibehluli9976 День тому +4

      I mean, who even wants to steal this thing

    • @monchiabbad
      @monchiabbad 21 годину тому +2

      You mean so it will bounce back and not hit others when you eventually yeet it at the microsoft representative that sold you on it.

    • @priyanshunishad7402
      @priyanshunishad7402 20 годин тому

      😂

    • @RedSiegfried
      @RedSiegfried 17 годин тому +1

      Stop saying yeeting. And at least spell it right.

  • @Supersurfer12
    @Supersurfer12 День тому +1586

    If this was free, I still wouldn't get one.....

    • @marekstanek112
      @marekstanek112 День тому +34

      Why? You can install a terminal server with storage on a RAID, and make an extremely safe and secure environment for your whole family.
      The point is it doesn't matter if you forget a dirt-cheap terminal at a hotel room in Bahrain, because it's completely useless and worthless to anyone but you. The problem is they sell the terminal at cca 25 times the price they should put on it.

    • @utkarsharora5329
      @utkarsharora5329 День тому

      @@marekstanek112 still not worth the pain probably get a cheap refurbished pc instead

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad День тому +85

      @@marekstanek112 Ok but in a hotel you'd have a laptop, not a gadget that needs 3+ periphery devices to be usable.

    • @noticing33
      @noticing33 День тому +1

      Frrrr

    • @-xnnybimb-9398
      @-xnnybimb-9398 День тому +5

      @@marekstanek112nobody reading allat 😹✌️

  • @Maddin1313
    @Maddin1313 День тому +279

    Just put all your data on our cloud, we promise we can't read it ;)

    • @adamcravets5408
      @adamcravets5408 День тому +34

      Almost guaranteed buried somewhere in the terms and conditions it says “all information stored on our servers is our propriety information.” Or something similar.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 День тому

      @@adamcravets5408 Oh, and they will also try to decrypt whatever data you put in with any quickly available means.

    • @carlgustav7196
      @carlgustav7196 День тому +15

      … but our AI can (imagine Sam’s voice here) 😊

    • @udasai
      @udasai День тому +3

      I drew a monke NFT with this and then Microsoft seized my $hitcoins. How can I make an honest living any more??

    • @PCs454
      @PCs454 15 годин тому

      yea because they cant 🙄🙄

  • @deheiligebron
    @deheiligebron День тому +1056

    you killed me here: we started with the shape of the new Mac mini, and than ... gave up.

    • @RaneKunLovesNightcore
      @RaneKunLovesNightcore День тому +8

      hahahaha same XD

    • @GermanCodeMonkey
      @GermanCodeMonkey День тому +7

      Couldn't contain a loud laugh too 😀

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn День тому +5

      bro literally I was fucking dying when he delivered that line

    • @bobpeters61
      @bobpeters61 День тому +2

      Somehow, that does seem like an appropriate form factor for a thin client.

    • @musicalhistory4392
      @musicalhistory4392 День тому +3

      Ironically the one time a Mac Mini or Apple TV should be the design reference.

  • @socialvideoplaza
    @socialvideoplaza День тому +244

    TPM? Secure boot? Bitlocker drive encryption? Hypervisor code integrity? Windows defender?
    Why? Nothing is stored on the computer!

    • @blisphul8084
      @blisphul8084 День тому +68

      They just don't want you repurposing it. They really don't want people playing snes games on it.

    • @nomoredlc593
      @nomoredlc593 День тому

      @@blisphul8084 that´s just a challenge for hackers

    • @CTSFanSam
      @CTSFanSam День тому +12

      Seems it doesn't really need a power switch.

    • @daanmageddon
      @daanmageddon День тому +17

      Exactly my thoughts. Sounds like a lot of marketing to make it sound like it does cool things, which it doesn't. Its just the thin client equivalent for the cloud, their cloud.

    • @Äpple-pie-5k
      @Äpple-pie-5k День тому +26

      "Why? Nothing is stored on the computer!" -- To make sure it STAYS that way. We don't want people getting out of their subscriptions ! 💰

  • @eatcarpet
    @eatcarpet День тому +991

    They should just give that away with every 365 subscription.

    • @TK_1529
      @TK_1529 День тому +89

      That would actually make it a good deal

    • @MegaManNeo
      @MegaManNeo День тому +49

      Microsoft could sell a shitload of 365 subscriptions to companies alone that way, I tell you that.

    • @marekstanek112
      @marekstanek112 День тому +28

      Would make sense. So, keep dreaming.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому +10

      That's actually a very good idea you should work with them 😂

    • @mrN3w7
      @mrN3w7 День тому +6

      They were thinking exactly the same... and did just that. They give it away to you for just 350 or so... with every subscription.

  • @eddyp483
    @eddyp483 День тому +27

    Might as well get a raspberry pi 🤷‍♂️

    • @luketorpedo
      @luketorpedo 11 годин тому +3

      Pretty much. Cheaper, does more. Only irratating thing I found was didn't do HDMI audio out the box without changing boot config which was pretty dumb not to be setup that way by default without an audio port. But aside from that ... not really needed to do anything for basic web use and watching videos... which is all I do with it.

  • @notCAMD
    @notCAMD День тому +1687

    "You will own nothing and be happy"

    • @miki_9034
      @miki_9034 День тому +64

      We can't even own a PDF file 😭

    • @LDam-pf6lx
      @LDam-pf6lx День тому +2

      Ida Auken will never live that one down :P

    • @miki_9034
      @miki_9034 День тому

      @@LDam-pf6lx *Ida whooo?*

    • @aquariandawn4750
      @aquariandawn4750 День тому +36

      You vill eat zee bugs!

    • @oseaghin
      @oseaghin День тому +2

      Yup, and it's sad that Sam missed this in his comedic assessment. He was way off the mark.

  • @nyff83
    @nyff83 День тому +125

    So basically a fancy, locked down thin client?

    • @asagiai4965
      @asagiai4965 День тому +7

      Or your router with added feature?

    • @darrenfalconer3267
      @darrenfalconer3267 День тому +8

      No fancier and all thin clients are locled down.
      My take from this, it's a thin client for home use. I don't think it's a dumb idea, just not sure if it's a good idea.

    • @nuribayram6740
      @nuribayram6740 День тому

      @@darrenfalconer3267 its not dumb because they will force people to use it while selling it to companies, but we know for sure that everyone will hate it, same with Citrix clients

    • @meaningfuldebate
      @meaningfuldebate День тому +3

      The security features cost more than the pc itself and or the most valuable parts of the pc.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому

      Yeah though all thin clients are "locked"

  • @burgor346
    @burgor346 День тому +688

    Microsoft was onto absolutely Nothing with this

    • @miki_9034
      @miki_9034 День тому +24

      I only see corporates buying these as an office pc.

    • @FreelancerND
      @FreelancerND День тому +28

      Nah, this is basically a thin client for corporate. Been using those (but from HP or Lenovo) for years already. It's not meant for home users, it's for a standard office workplace where you are not tied to a specific physical desk and can use any available, the rest is on the server side.

    • @gagaplex
      @gagaplex День тому +14

      @@FreelancerND It's quite odd how expensive it is for just that purpose, though.

    • @burgor346
      @burgor346 День тому +1

      @@FreelancerND true

    • @FreelancerND
      @FreelancerND День тому +3

      @@gagaplex I do not understand why they even decided to promote that shit and who was that bright fella who thought that it's a good idea to sell thin client as an appliance to already shitty idea of Microsoft 365 😁
      So their pricing is not the most concerning thing...

  • @parker73724
    @parker73724 День тому +25

    I'm still confused by Microsoft's obsession with cloud for individuals. You end up paying more for the high speed internet needed to use it, the hardware to connect to the cloud, and the ridiculous subscription fees. By the time you're done you've spent more money trying to get cloud technologies to work all for terrible latency and random visual hiccups. I've also noticed that the only individuals that have good enough internet to run cloud home PCs are fairly high wealth and can just afford to buy their own normal computers.

    • @polishtheday
      @polishtheday 16 годин тому +2

      The individual user is not their primary market. Most of their profits today come from cloud services.
      The cost of high speed service depends on where you live. I don’t consider $160 per month (after taxes) too much to pay for an unlimited gigabit fibre connection + unlimited wireless when a little over a decade ago I paid more than twice that for internet+cable TV+landline+cell phone+long distance charges. High speed internet is now being advertised as included in rents.

    • @bosstowndynamics5488
      @bosstowndynamics5488 15 годин тому +1

      What do you mean by "high speed"? If you're connecting to a 1440p remote desktop with an AV1 stream you could get good quality with a mere 15Mbit connection, and any data that you're downloading to use on the PC isn't running over your local connection, it's being downloaded into a virtual environment over a multi gigabit link in a datacentre somewhere. The only caveat is local media, but Microsoft expects all of that to be piped into OneDrive so that's already there anyway.
      I'm not a fan of having all of my data stuck in their cloud either, mind, just pointing out that you don't actually need a high performance internet connection to use it.

    • @nosajimiki5885
      @nosajimiki5885 12 годин тому +2

      @@polishtheday yeah, but the average PC has a shelf life of 5-10 years. If you instead buy a really nice $2000 dollar PC and use a slower 80$/mo internet connection (which is still 10x as fast as you need for just about anything anyone uses the internet for) and factor in the cost of the cloud services which average about $110/mo you need to buy to make this thing work, you've still saved $9400-20,800 over the life of owning your PC... so, frankly, I don't care what internet+cable TV+landline+cell phone+long distance charges once were, it's still an awful money sink in today's market.

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e 11 годин тому

      @@polishtheday And yet that's fully a third of my total housing cost

  • @TheBlargMarg
    @TheBlargMarg День тому +472

    slowly moving into the "You pay a subscription fee to use a computer" ecosystem.

    • @aquariandawn4750
      @aquariandawn4750 День тому +39

      Disgusting, ain't it?

    • @francisverhelst9375
      @francisverhelst9375 День тому +25

      Well this will be the final push Linux needs

    • @fex144
      @fex144 День тому

      @@francisverhelst9375 "Recall 24H2" Did it for me. Linux Mint + Proton for the games.

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle День тому +14

      ​@@francisverhelst9375Still never physically witnessed Linux be used
      Firmly believe it's a myth like the fountain of youth and we're just talking up theory

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 День тому +7

      If that day ever comes I'm going outside to touch some grass, then down the pub with my mates for a few drinks, and then maybe a spot of revolution !

  • @alanthomasgramont
    @alanthomasgramont День тому +5

    A my current contract, we use virtual drives in the cloud. We only connect to it with a computer. For big companies who want to have no local responsibility, this is a great device. I can see plenty of VPs demanding the company switch to using these.

  • @umutcakmak3221
    @umutcakmak3221 День тому +246

    I wouldn't even watch this if it wasn't for Sam. That's how unnecessary this product is.

  • @n8n8n8n
    @n8n8n8n День тому +30

    If they want users to pay for using their "cloud" they should send them these mini "PCs" for free.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 День тому +5

      Like providers do with their crappy routers already.

    • @vueport99
      @vueport99 День тому

      Calling it a PC is a total joke

    • @aquaponieee
      @aquaponieee День тому +2

      @@vueport99 is it still a "Personal" Computer if it's actually someone else's computer you're paying monthly to access

    • @n8n8n8n
      @n8n8n8n 23 години тому

      @@vueport99 Calling it a PC is like calling Apple the Tech company.

    • @nosajimiki5885
      @nosajimiki5885 12 годин тому

      Oh, it can be like AOL cds all over again.

  • @ronch550
    @ronch550 День тому +261

    It's a POS terminal.
    And no it doesn't stand for Point of Sale.

  • @kcuflaerehte8994
    @kcuflaerehte8994 День тому +30

    This isn't for us, this is for petty cheapster employers to give to their employees

    • @rechiecanonigo3800
      @rechiecanonigo3800 День тому +4

      Which part of it is cheap? The hardware is over $300 plus around $30 subscription per month. So if you use this in 3 years you can buy about 2-3pcs m4 mac mini that’s at least 5x more powerful and can be use with or without internet.

    • @bobdaniels3692
      @bobdaniels3692 День тому

      @@rechiecanonigo3800 It cheaper for corporations because they spend at minimum $600 for the cheapest hardware but they are already in microsoft ecosystem so they are trying to grab market share from the other pc compeitor selling in the enterprise space and it might work

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому +3

      ​@@rechiecanonigo3800what are you talking about seems like you are uneducated . This is way way cheaper for businesses you have no idea, do you even know how much businesses spend on laptops for a buttload of employees it's more than 340 per employee I'll tell you that 😂

    • @kcuflaerehte8994
      @kcuflaerehte8994 День тому

      @@rechiecanonigo3800 cheap is the part where the end user has absolutely no control over the machine he/she is using and the employer can have full administrative authority of the cloud environment accessed by this little device.

    • @drfleka
      @drfleka 21 годину тому +1

      Your ignorance is astonishing. If you didn't know, some companies need just this for work. That doesn't mean they are petty and cheap. So why would you spend more money if you don't need to? Those employees are working (if you even know what work is) and not playing games.

  • @Hiltibold
    @Hiltibold День тому +170

    the return of the infamous "net pc" 🙃

    • @MegaManNeo
      @MegaManNeo День тому +14

      More like ThinClient that can be used by normies who run no server or Windows Enterprise at home.

    • @p.c.n.b.6112
      @p.c.n.b.6112 День тому

      Those things didn't come with monitor and keyboard?

    • @blisphul8084
      @blisphul8084 День тому +1

      This thing should have cost $25. That's the most it's worth.

    • @JeffreyPiatt
      @JeffreyPiatt День тому

      It's aimed at competing with Dell Wyse thin Clients

    • @OceanusHelios
      @OceanusHelios 23 години тому

      @@MegaManNeo Normies? In which universe is that normal? It's like asking for corporate abuse and trying to be happy about it. Might as well just pick up McDonald's as a religion.

  • @mithilbhoras5951
    @mithilbhoras5951 День тому +7

    You are unironically the best tech reviewer on YT

  • @abef896
    @abef896 День тому +201

    Something is really wrong with the people at Microsoft these days....first withe the "recall" feature and then this...

    • @kenamreemas3295
      @kenamreemas3295 День тому +14

      Too many yes men in c suite i guess.

    • @Drak_Thedp
      @Drak_Thedp День тому +13

      Should've been recalling Windows 11...

    • @wishiwasaneet26816
      @wishiwasaneet26816 День тому +10

      To play the devil's advocate for a bit, this does not look like a consumer product. It is geared more toward enterprise use cases, where having thin clients like this more common. This could be quite handy for an office with no assigned seats, and people wouldn't have to lug their laptops throughout their commute because they just connect to their Cloud PC or AVD. Depends on how well the hardware holds out, especially the compatibility with peripherics.

    • @matthewjackman8410
      @matthewjackman8410 День тому

      @@wishiwasaneet26816 I agree to an extent but I work in one of the environments you're talking about, running about 6000 Windows devices and while this makes a lot more sense there, we've had tools for hotdesking for decades. Any combination of Active Directory, File Shares, Config Manager (SCCM), Endpoint Manager (InTune) and loads of 3rd party stuff too I know hosting your own infrastructure has fallen out of favour with some people these days but the tools are ,and have basically always been, there. I will say if they heavily subsidised the price for enterprise customers invested in the 365 ecosystem to the point where it was substantially cheaper than a low end enterprise PC in bulk I'd agree but the price seems way too steep. Get these to about 100 quid per subscription or even better, free with the subscription and I'll be far more interested.
      And to anyone who remembers the multiple time thin client has been tried in enterprise, we're not holding out much hope it will work as advertised.

    • @askeladden450
      @askeladden450 День тому

      ​@@wishiwasaneet26816that is quite a bit of a stetch case tbh. A laptop doesnt even weigh much these days. Its like a thin stack of paper.

  • @PavelBukarev
    @PavelBukarev День тому +20

    2:42 - I'll take your entire stock

  • @dykodesigns
    @dykodesigns День тому +100

    This thingy is just a thin client Citrix box specially engineered for use in council offices. These things have been around for years. Basically a modern take on the dumb terminal.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому +13

      Exactly some people wouldn't get that 😂

    • @TrainHeartnet2572
      @TrainHeartnet2572 День тому +7

      Exactly! Why did I have to look so long to find this comment?

    • @creandomentes
      @creandomentes День тому +1

      Right, the problem is that now we need to pay for a dumb terminal...

    • @КонстантинПономаренко-я7я
      @КонстантинПономаренко-я7я День тому +10

      Dumb terminal would be able to connect somewhere you want. This thing connects only to overpriced 365 servers.

    • @abe9560
      @abe9560 День тому

      Citrix is just atrocious... horrible

  • @rocketmunkey1
    @rocketmunkey1 День тому +50

    Apple "We're the most evil company in the world"
    MS "Hold my beer"

    • @keithframe3489
      @keithframe3489 День тому +8

      Nestle: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our evil

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 День тому +2

      @@keithframe3489 Yes indeed the ingestible product industries are on another level !

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому

      Wdym? Apple is worse Microsoft actually has done a buttload of good things for gamers and business 😂

    • @dtango3531
      @dtango3531 День тому

      Tbh the only evil things about apple (excluding business practices) are the pricing and ram + storage stingyness

    • @aquaponieee
      @aquaponieee День тому

      @@kirby21-xz4rx Microsoft is just as bad, if not worse, than Apple. All they did was monopolize the PC market using anticompetitive strategies. Nothing they've done since 2012 has benefited gamers or businesses, the tech industry would've been way better had they not existed. In the past, they did many of the same things Apple is infamous for, but also did things far worse.
      Microsoft does not care about the user. they have given up on the consumer market. The Microsoft ecosystem is dead. Windows Phone is dead, Cortana is dead, Surface is dying and Windows 11 was not designed with the end user in mind. Their only focus is selling cloud and AI crap to businesses. Cloud and AI is what they are now, businesses are their sole customer, they do not care about us.
      The Windows 365 Link thing is a reflection of this. This product's sole purpose is to sell cloud and AI to businesses. They've cancelled their consumer-focused Windows and Surface projects to focus on cloud and AI.
      They know that no matter how much they neglect Windows, people will keep using it because they have no choice. They can do whatever tf they want, they'll still be the only option. And the only thing they care about is getting as much money off of it.

  • @Rabenov-wq8qy2qg5t
    @Rabenov-wq8qy2qg5t День тому +117

    Kensington lock??? Who would steal such a piece of ...

    • @miki_9034
      @miki_9034 День тому +46

      Someone with a wobbly furniture might find this useful.

    • @lawrencemanning
      @lawrencemanning День тому +18

      It would also make a good doorstep for a cat flap.

    • @Rabenov-wq8qy2qg5t
      @Rabenov-wq8qy2qg5t День тому +4

      @@miki_9034 😅🤣😂

    • @JustherefortheLOLZ
      @JustherefortheLOLZ День тому +11

      What, are you kidding? IT policy dictates a Kensington lock on every asset. Who else is this aimed at but the drones?

    • @thereluctanthipster6075
      @thereluctanthipster6075 День тому +11

      It's to keep people from flinging it out the window when the one server running one million virtual machines can't load powershell.

  • @LunarMoonKitten
    @LunarMoonKitten День тому +15

    everything M*crosoft makes is pretty bad that's why i don't use any of M*crosoft's products

    • @johnnykeys1978
      @johnnykeys1978 День тому +4

      there are plenty of folk who will - because thinking is too hard - they need tv to tell them what to think.

    • @aquaponieee
      @aquaponieee День тому +1

      While both Microsoft and Apple do some pretty bad stuff, Microsoft has straight up given up on the consumer market and is rapidly enshittifying Windows and killing off their ecosystem of hardware and services

    • @LunarMoonKitten
      @LunarMoonKitten 18 годин тому

      @@aquaponieee i love Apple but the only problem i have with Apple nowadays is the fact that the iPhone 16 Doesn't come with Apple sticker 😅 but luckily i just have the 15 🥰 and i love it and it came with sticker 🥰🥰😊

  • @Jayden-lr2mm
    @Jayden-lr2mm День тому +119

    Microsoft putting the power button on the front is the only thing I got out of their version of Mac Mini

  • @dmmgualb
    @dmmgualb День тому +8

    Ok, it's a thin client, but with a MAJOR difference: this thin client runs on normal (home) internet. When companies use thin clients, they normally access their own server from a local network, that was designed and dimensioned to support the traffic. If the server is remote, the company will have an infrastructure to support it (dedicated link, VPN on multiple internet connections, redundancy, etc). But for a user at home will be like: I can't use Word because it's raining.

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 4 години тому

      silly boi

  • @somuchfortalent
    @somuchfortalent День тому +77

    Fantastic. Another product no one asked for.

    • @trevortiernan8510
      @trevortiernan8510 День тому

      Tbf, it’s a decent idea for cloud pc. But the price tag. Ugh.

    • @janvrabec3401
      @janvrabec3401 День тому +2

      Cloud pc? LOL LOL LOL???
      My phone run chip more powerful that this crap ever will.
      Cloud pc? I don't even wana cloud for my CAD. Nobody does lol.

    • @zee-fr5kw
      @zee-fr5kw День тому

      companies asked for it, to many dimwits who can't use a computer

    • @adre2194
      @adre2194 День тому +2

      This is called a thin client. They are in fact frequently used by enterprises and very much in demand.

  • @realfamimation
    @realfamimation День тому +6

    I would have never known that this existed if it wasn't for Sam, sooo, thanks?

  • @godswillak
    @godswillak День тому +63

    "Well we couldn't have done it with the XBox One, we'd be out of business"
    So true. I genuinely laughed at that one 👌😂😂

    • @godswillak
      @godswillak День тому

      Time stamp 2:19

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому +2

      Actually not, a full cloud Xbox would seem like crazy and be a good idea as a option for way cheaper then the Xbox of course

    • @LegnaiaUnderground
      @LegnaiaUnderground День тому +2

      ​@@kirby21-xz4rxThe gag was referring to selling the hardware at the same price as the number in its name. So, selling the Xbox One that way would have been basically giving it away for free, at 1 $.

    • @777idkineedausername
      @777idkineedausername День тому +1

      360, anyone?

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 День тому

      ​@kirby21-xz4rx it's called the Amazon firestick, or a Samsung TV, or a smartphone. Cloud Xbox has been here since like 2018

  • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkh
    @zyxwvutsrqponmlkh День тому +5

    IDK, that power button location is rather compelling.

  • @peterdixon6807
    @peterdixon6807 День тому +29

    Aha the good old dumb terminal is back. I worked for a company in the 1990’s that had those. You could do work on it, and that was it. They’re stealing Apple’s unnovation mantle.

    • @marekstanek112
      @marekstanek112 День тому +4

      There are actually a lot of jobs where that makes perfect sense.
      But the price tag and the way MS markets their DaaS (Desktop-as-a-Service) is totally ... not out of this world, it's out of the universe.

    • @tekha1977
      @tekha1977 День тому

      @@marekstanek112I could see this work to some extent in certain OT enviromwnts…….if it wasn’t for the Internet requirement.

  • @medleysa
    @medleysa День тому +9

    Mac mini:
    “I have small storage that’s not upgradeable without shelling out a ton of money!”
    Microsoft:
    “Hold my beer”

  • @PlatinAviation
    @PlatinAviation День тому +42

    "Chromebook without a screen and battery" 😂 Without keyboard and mouse as well... the amount of accessories needed to even use this is insane

    • @coshvjicujmlqef6047
      @coshvjicujmlqef6047 День тому +2

      Chromebook does not stream shit to the web

    • @aquaponieee
      @aquaponieee День тому

      @@coshvjicujmlqef6047 Chromebooks are closer to standard PCs now, they run Android apps and Linux software now

  • @Yasashi2588
    @Yasashi2588 День тому +14

    That's called a Thin Client and they have been around for a long time.
    They can be a serious consideration for Corporations to reduce costs and easier central management.

    • @MattAmodeo
      @MattAmodeo 19 годин тому +6

      Finally thank you. Absolute brain rot in this comments section.
      This is the only video I've seen of this guy and he misses the entire point of this product existing and makes terrible jokes

    • @sceerane8662
      @sceerane8662 15 годин тому +3

      @@MattAmodeo The mistake is the fact that Microsoft is trying to market this thing to consumers as well. There's a reason most people have never heard of a thin client, And it's because every other company has been smart enough to know the public would hate having one in their home.

    • @MattAmodeo
      @MattAmodeo 15 годин тому

      @sceerane8662 they are very clearly not marketing this to consumers. You need an Entra ID to sign into the cloud

  • @AllHandsOnEveryThing
    @AllHandsOnEveryThing День тому +8

    "Nobody is gonna steal it anytime soon", yes indeed😂

  • @CtrlOptDel
    @CtrlOptDel День тому +7

    Thick executives, marketing a thin client, with a fat price tag.
    Microsoft, putting the “dumb” and “terminal” in “dumb terminal”.

  • @johnmiller7231
    @johnmiller7231 День тому +15

    If a company run apps in the cloud, which is all that you can do using this computer, then all of its documents are stored in servers in America. The American government can order Microsoft to hand over any of this data to themselves. There have been claims in the past that the American government has used such data to help American companies to compete with European companies.

    • @zeniktorres4320
      @zeniktorres4320 День тому +1

      Yes you are right on. Good to see that some people know this. Microsoft works very closely with the US Gov, in practice they are partners.

    • @maksimfedoryak
      @maksimfedoryak День тому

      Much better, if US gov read our data instead of china/iran/russia

    • @polishtheday
      @polishtheday 16 годин тому +1

      The servers don’t have to be located in the U.S. All a country has to do is legislate this, and some have. It pays to be vigilant about this though.

  • @yenchey3270
    @yenchey3270 День тому +6

    "Sustainable" and "cloud-powered" do not go together.

  • @zDqnny
    @zDqnny День тому +4

    1:34 "I don't think anybody will be stealing this any time soon" 💀

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 13 годин тому

      though they might get used as projectiles

  • @bigboi1004
    @bigboi1004 День тому +4

    Let's evaluate its utility as a thin client:
    - costs more than other thin clients
    - you pay for a subscription just to use it, rather than something like a subscription for tech support
    - specifically runs windows off of Microsoft's servers, rather than being a remote terminal for your own hosted infrastructure.
    Who is this thing even aimed at?? It's not useful to random people in the public because cheap laptops exist, and it's not useful to enterprises shopping for thin clients because it sucks at being one.

    • @TooEasyL2P
      @TooEasyL2P 21 годину тому +1

      1. It costs less than Dell or Lenovo. And by a lot.
      2. A lot of companies use Office 365 and they pay subscription either way.
      3. If it's enough what MS is offering there's no reason to host your own servers.

  • @Khorne_on_the_Kob
    @Khorne_on_the_Kob День тому +13

    I guess it's just a thin client computer

    • @FindecanorNotGmail
      @FindecanorNotGmail День тому

      No, it is a thin client computer that you have to pay rent to use.

  • @ToshiOhMy
    @ToshiOhMy 21 годину тому +1

    Man, what a time to be alive.
    PCs that don't compute, prices that only go up and, more important: Sam Tucker, from APPLE, needs to work on 2+ jobs...

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen День тому +5

    1:18 or the keyboard or the touchpad or the speakers or the webcam or the microphone.

  • @elbee2324
    @elbee2324 День тому +2

    Yeah, that would suck for any consumer to use. But in an office environment, a library terminal, remote office set up, it's designed for that. Cheaper than a full PC and probably easier to maintain. With less you can do and a focus on productivity, it's clearly designed for that.

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation День тому +21

    They can Deactivate the entire system and the entire thing can lag. wow thats dumb. Might even crash if the internet goes out for a second, prompting you to log in again.

    • @nutzeeer
      @nutzeeer День тому +4

      its basically a constant stream. its a streaming stick like an amazone fire tv. just expensive

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad День тому

      @@nutzeeer It's not streaming, it uses O365 web apps. Though if the internet is gone the result is the same.

  • @Corne2Plum3
    @Corne2Plum3 18 годин тому +2

    I'd prefer a Raspberry Pi over this, it's even smaller and can actually store files and useful offline

  • @sinborn41214
    @sinborn41214 День тому +3

    I'm embarrassed to be wholly dependent on Windows OSes for the productivity software and games I use. I need to divest.

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian День тому +2

      Linux needs you. But that's a whole other Sam Time.

  • @SuzuBelle-w4n
    @SuzuBelle-w4n 19 годин тому +2

    This is god awful for normal consumers, but if you're a medium to large size business this thing feels like it could be a great deal. Instead of dealing with a ton of technical debt and upgrading fleets of systems every 2-3 years, it might be worth cost-wise to buy a bunch of something like this as a cheap long-term setup purchase, and have your infrastructure be cloud-based: upgrading users' virtual computers with the touch of a button if need be
    I'd never buy one for personal use, but hey there is a use case for it out there

  • @RaulNigli
    @RaulNigli День тому +5

    What a waste of earth's resources. Way to go MS, with your gigantic carbon footprint.

  • @cjxgraphics
    @cjxgraphics День тому +3

    I could easily see these things selling well in certain industries. Call centers, nurses’ stations. Situations where you absolutely have to be connected to a server to get any work done anyway.
    But for the home user, absolutely not!
    Then again, if the past few years have taught me anything, the worse the product the more people are willing to buy it.

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian День тому

      If Ed Bott and Mary Jo Foley say it's good, it sells even if it stinks.

    • @mechalith2791
      @mechalith2791 День тому +2

      Can't use it in call centers, nurse stations, etc. since all it can do is run the web version of MS Office applications, unless they're using Dynamics 365 for their MRP/ERP system. (And if you do, congrats, that's even more money you'll be giving Microsoft for probably the rest of your business' life.) IMO, using any SaaS software is self-destructive and short sighted in nearly all cases, and doubly so if it's cloud based, even if it's short-term expedient for budget reasons.

  • @Cattack16_
    @Cattack16_ День тому +3

    They should’ve said the discontinuation date too in their long ass keynote 😂😂

  • @ManLikeJK
    @ManLikeJK День тому +1

    "I mean we couldn't have done it with the X-Box One, we'll be out of business" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kutura_P
    @kutura_P День тому +3

    Cooked? Yeah. Burnt down the kitchen as well? Yeah.

  • @coryv5679
    @coryv5679 День тому +2

    There are so many small form factor computers like this already that are actual computers for around the same price... Lenovo and HP have been doing that for years now.
    You got the Lenovo ThinkCentre M625 right now going for $129 that comes with 8 gigs of ram and a 128gb SSD. It can also be upgraded.
    They also have the slightly more costly Lenovo ThinkCentre Tiny M60e for $399 which comes with a 256gig SSD and 16 gigs of ram.

    • @polishtheday
      @polishtheday 16 годин тому

      I looked closely at them all. And bought a Mac Mini. This new device from Microsoft is a dumb terminal, not a computer in the normal sense, so you can’t compare it to them.

  • @mueffe1357
    @mueffe1357 День тому +3

    Its a RDP terminal. You only need a user and password to use it. Everything is on the M$ cloud. Not even a PC. Charging 300 bucks for this is ridiculous. M$ cloud subscription alone is expensive enough.

  • @cristianaguilar8686
    @cristianaguilar8686 11 годин тому +1

    lmaooo the bill gates clip got me

  • @cosmefulanito5933
    @cosmefulanito5933 День тому +5

    If a sentence has the words "security" and "Windows" in it, it's probably a bad joke.

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 13 годин тому

      It seems like the bundled crapware, the telemetry snooping, the ads and the ads and the ads

    • @BeefIngot
      @BeefIngot 5 годин тому

      Almost always nowadays, security is used as an excuse to squeeze in horrible anti consumer technology into products with just enough techno babble that normal people won't notice.
      Like with trusted computing and widevine.

  • @FireWarrior2013
    @FireWarrior2013 День тому +2

    As an IT tech who's being trained in Cloud Computing (particularly in Microsoft Azure). I can see the market...
    But boy does it suck, even in businesses, not having the option to run local apps. Web Office is just not as pleasant to use as local.

  • @setsunaes
    @setsunaes День тому +15

    "We eliminated the threat of malware, eliminating the capability to install any software at all or using the hard disk"

    • @justin6581
      @justin6581 День тому +2

      “I cut off all of my limbs, in order to lose weight”

  • @liquidpebbles
    @liquidpebbles День тому +2

    That's an expensive dummy terminal

  • @capnemo6576
    @capnemo6576 День тому +6

    2:10
    Name in a price tag !
    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @pedrorafaneves
    @pedrorafaneves 21 годину тому +1

    At least we put the power button on the front! Priceless

  • @deltasource56
    @deltasource56 День тому +4

    its a dumb terminal for cloud computing for corporate use

  • @jeremybingham2093
    @jeremybingham2093 День тому +2

    They've managed to make an even less useful internet appliance from the early 90s. Bravo.

  • @Skidamarinkk
    @Skidamarinkk День тому +11

    "We started with the shape of a mac mini... and then gave up"
    Brilliant line

  • @sindex
    @sindex День тому +2

    You couldn't pay me $349 to take one of these, and then rent my OS and have Cloud-only access to apps.

  • @rutgerhoutdijk3547
    @rutgerhoutdijk3547 День тому +12

    This is nightmare fuel, you have to login to use your own computer, then you get spied on by Recall, and you can't even run your own software.

  • @JynxedKoma
    @JynxedKoma День тому +2

    "You will own nothing and be happy."
    "We will have you prosecuted for anything the state doesn't like and you will be happy."

  • @atlanta2076
    @atlanta2076 День тому +11

    Microsoft NEVER fails to fail! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 13 годин тому

      "...and we never failed to fail
      it was the easiest thing to do..." 🙂

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 12 годин тому +1

    So... they made this thing just so they could say it was quiet without the fans, or...? My brain is trying to wrestle this thing to the ground and figure it out and it's like me personally trying to throw a buffalo down. It's like someone said, 'Lets make a computer. Except without all the things that make it a computer except the internet connection and the fact that you have to plug it in to get it to work.'

  • @Level70-x4d
    @Level70-x4d День тому +4

    The 365 Stink..

  • @awdhootkanawade
    @awdhootkanawade 17 годин тому

    From a corporate perspective it kinda makes sense actually
    1) most of the clients are overseas and we work in their network using windows 365 by using the company provided laptop which has just one purpose - open remote desktop and launch the instance
    2) most of the IT companies recycle the laptops after their warranty is ended so Preety high cost of new hardware is needed
    3) companies anyways don't want you to poke random things into a PC so if from factory it's not having much features it's one less hassle for them ( my company admins restricted changing the wallpaper also )
    4) so only if there was some device where tampering is preety much impossible, it can only do one intended job without opening any backdoors , cheaper to replace then it can be a win win for service based consultancy providers
    ( Pricing is kinda high for the specs but corporate pay anything for speciality things )

  • @deckscomm
    @deckscomm День тому +7

    Im gonna lie Microsoft been really innovative lately

  • @arbozaliyan
    @arbozaliyan День тому +1

    We used own games, movies, computers. Wth is going on? You can't even own a computer anymore.

  • @tuomashelin555
    @tuomashelin555 День тому +5

    I am naming this technology as " P.O.S. computing " - meaning: " Point Of Service computing ".
    All other connotations of that acronym are equally welcome :)

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu День тому +1

      I thought POS mean Pot Of Shits, because if you fill that box with 💩, it will still be the exact same product….

    • @aquaponieee
      @aquaponieee День тому

      lmao, this "technology" has existed since the 90s, Microsoft is just revealing it as the next big thing and putting a huge price tag on it.

  • @Katesgamingcorner
    @Katesgamingcorner День тому +2

    If buying isn’t owning then pirating isn’t stealing.

  • @judewestburner
    @judewestburner День тому +7

    Mmm... I used to be a Citrix engineer... In the late 90's early 2000's.
    We were installing networks of thin client Wyse terminals then! How times have changed!!!

  • @samushunter242
    @samushunter242 День тому +2

    Its clearly ment for use as a workstation or something
    But they made the mistake of pushing this on the average consumer

  • @Mindawga
    @Mindawga День тому +13

    I mean the one place where this makes sense is for office-like businesses who are rapidly expanding and who need many computers fast. Buying a bunch of these compu-boxes makes more sense than buying a bunch laptops, until you actually look at the price. At this price point, you could buy a ton of elCheapo or used laptops. Since this is windows, the setup time and end result would be about the same. If this was priced at like 120 dollars or sumtng things would be different...

    • @ArminSteiner
      @ArminSteiner День тому +4

      Company’s that use special software can not use this at all 🤦‍♂️

    • @thereluctanthipster6075
      @thereluctanthipster6075 День тому +3

      Well thin clients (which is what this is) are widely used anyway, but I don't understand why. Having used one, a PC running 3.1 could run circles around them.
      Businesses buy these because they don't understand computers in the slightest and are being scammed into buying e-waste. So the price looks just fine where I'm standing.

    • @marekstanek112
      @marekstanek112 День тому

      The sad point is what THIS does can be done by a 15$ ChromeStick with a 7$ "docking station" dongle from AliExpress. Or literally any 30$ SBC with xrdp installed.

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx День тому

      Absolutely 💯

    • @Ivaneck_
      @Ivaneck_ День тому

      Compu-turds.
      Compu-turds, bundled with AGS/ACO techonology. Always Get Stuck/Always Cutting Off.

  • @skycalderon6870
    @skycalderon6870 День тому +2

    Sounds like an old Chromebook without a monitor or keyboard

  • @zamirszn
    @zamirszn День тому +20

    How does these products even gets approved

    • @somuchfortalent
      @somuchfortalent День тому

      They're trying to capture a market by convincing single users and corporations to store their data on their could servers. Once they're in, they're not likely to leave. Apple does the same thing. Rather than convincing people to buy in and stay with a great product and service, they're trying to trap their clients in a net that's harder to escape from than it is to get into it.

    • @marekstanek112
      @marekstanek112 День тому +2

      This actually is NOT bad at all. But the price tag on both the terminal AND the DaaS subscription is completely psychedelic and ridiculous. Should be around 1/25th.

    • @johnnykeys1978
      @johnnykeys1978 День тому

      it often has something to do with bribes / blackmail / a certain island.

  • @DinoGuy1969
    @DinoGuy1969 День тому +2

    Kid: I want a Mac mini
    Microsoft: We have a Mac mini at home
    The Mac mini at home...

  • @adre2194
    @adre2194 День тому +5

    This is called a "thin client", it's exclusively aimed at corporations, actual big corporations, who have lots of money to throw around and value ease of deployment and security over saving a few thousand bucks. No shit it's a piece of crap consumer desktop, no shit you could build something with better specs for much cheaper, that's not what it's for. It's for enterprises that need to set up hundreds of workstations for their employees and found it better suits their needs to run everything on a server while they buy a bunch of pre-built devices to connect with it for central management. It's a modern-day terminal.
    There is so much actual shit Microsoft pulls that is worth complaining about and mocking, enterprise products not fitting consumer use cases isn't one of them.

    • @JerziTBoss
      @JerziTBoss 19 годин тому +2

      If most of the "tech experts" could read, they could see on Microsoft website that it is aimed at businesses and corporations and not normal consumers.
      Big corporation just buys fleet of those, write them as tux cut for buying office equipment as necessity so for them it costs next to nothing and IT deparment can focus on maintaining network stuff so in the end it's cheaper than maintaining fleet of laptops or desktops and when something breaks it can be immediately replaced.

  • @cell718
    @cell718 День тому +2

    I'm taking them free Linux classes and jumping ship. Thanks Microsoft you really changed my mind.

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 13 годин тому

      You'll find that some of the distros need more explaining than others, but not by much. You'll probably have a good time exploring what's out there.

  • @MoonBunnyLovers
    @MoonBunnyLovers День тому +15

    Pay for a useless brick that requires a subscription to function ... They are out of their minds!

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 День тому +1

      Its a corporate item, to be distributed to workers in an office setting, with a possibility of them letting workers bring it home to carry on working. Not a consumer item

  • @djdubai7
    @djdubai7 20 годин тому +1

    microsoft must be playing 😂😂

  • @iFlxy
    @iFlxy День тому +3

    Can't wait to see it being jailbroken and running Linux. Microsoft won't be happy lol

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian День тому +2

      jailbreak and run TempleOS. A huge improvement.

  • @mike_cluett
    @mike_cluett День тому

    Congrats on over 400k subs!!!! its about time. Lets get Sam to 500K!!!!!

  • @some-random-guy-l4r
    @some-random-guy-l4r День тому +18

    At least it has USB A

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 13 годин тому

      And what can we do with that? Power one of those little table fans?

  • @jareknowak8712
    @jareknowak8712 День тому +2

    Basically not a PC but terminal.

  • @LeicaCat
    @LeicaCat День тому +3

    Much easier to claim you don’t need a fan when you don’t have an internal power supply, so you need to factor a power brick into the design as well.

  • @smaug9833
    @smaug9833 19 годин тому +2

    Linux has never looked more tempting.

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 13 годин тому +1

      Just as a btw, I used to have a certain kind of faith in Windows. I knew that MS would trip up sometimes, but they'd make it up in the next release or service pack.
      I don't believe that anymore. WinXP and 7 were the versions I liked best. But it's like MS has gotten drunk and lost and it shows in their later products.
      I can't believe that any of their future versions of Windows will be geared to ordinary me, the user, because MS will be so corporately stoned, they'll never know again, what an end-user looks like. So this is how it ends.

  • @Shadow66090
    @Shadow66090 День тому +5

    So basically a thin client. The question is, who would want to have a thin client, connected with his private data straight to a microsoft server?

    • @snowSecurityneeded
      @snowSecurityneeded 22 години тому

      Umm companies, end user units that are locked down they can supply their own monitor and screen and can't install anything else on it and can be reused for their work from home options like an alternative to laptops

  • @niceEli
    @niceEli День тому +1

    Mac mini: gets smaller and more powerful
    Windows shitbox: gets larger and less powerful

  • @TeleviseGuy
    @TeleviseGuy День тому +5

    Imagine soneone installing Linux on it

  • @CommsGuy
    @CommsGuy 18 годин тому +1

    0:48 that was gold!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoSubtitlesDesu
    @NoSubtitlesDesu День тому +5

    Guys don't be negative. let's think about who might actually need this.................................
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    yes! umm....yeah, no. nevermind!

  • @glaceRaven
    @glaceRaven 21 годину тому

    I can see this being useful in, say, airport terminals, libraries, cruise ships, and other public places where they have computers that people can use to access the internet and check their emails and stuff if they don't otherwise have access to a computer, where they naturally don't want random users putting things on the PC. And... that's literally it. And they'd most likely have to buy several of them, _and_ their own keyboards, mice, and monitors, so even if they charged money to use it, they'd be operating at a loss, meaning it's a money pit _even for its highly specific target demographic._