Timestamps from the Momos! Stream start 0:00:47 Happy birthday Matara! 🎉 I hope you enjoy all all the new alerts! I know Momo's did! Thanks to Roaming Tuna for all the hard work! 0:00:47 ALOO, and showing off the new alerts 0:03:59 Getting inundated with subs/alerts ❗ 0:05:22 First bit alert TTS (Mata can't understand it), then first gift sub 🎁 0:06:13 You wanted alerts?! You get alerts! (Mata's homemade alerts are a treat) 0:07:15 Laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it 0:09:14 New ending screen 0:13:56 break 0:17:00 Back from break, Mata thinks that the TTS sounds like her mother 0:20:05 Mata: "I don't read. I'm read to." 0:23:29 Talking about hype train difficulty 0:24:13 Mata cracks the whip, Roaming Tuna is building new alerts. 0:25:05 Mata thought about taking a bite of cake for every sub... but uh.... (by this point she was up at least 500 subs since the start of stream) 0:26:51 Mata "Sometimes i lie..." to stunned Momos (for OPSEC) 0:29:20 Comically not understanding the TTS voice 0:30:11 Hype train ends, with 800+ subs and 70k+ bits, to Mata's shock 0:31:21 First off, Thank you. Mata begins her stream with thanks and her plans. (Mata's assistant is based) 0:39:56 Mata discusses her "Me" list. (Personal development, goals, progress.. etc) 0:42:01 Emotional moment ruined by a by the first TTS sound exploiter 0:43:50 Take some time, once a year, to be introspective about yourself 0:44:44 "I found a home in VShojo" 0:45:54 Plans for Japan 0:47:27 Bringing three bottles of alcohol to Japan, and listing her plans for them 0:48:51 On not meeting Henya. She doesn't want to bother Henya (Mata requests this to be clipped). Mata is willing to wait until she's ready 0:53:16 Mata gets Froot's present 0:53:51 Froot's gift art for Mata 0:54:53 It's expressive! 0:55:28 "...We're expressing.... gay" 0:57:38 "Expressing... bicuriosity" 0:59:34 "Where is my knee... Oh. " 1:00:37 French TTS goes blblblblblbl 1:01:03 "Add permitted term: Lesbos" 1:02:09 Mata's butt is shaped like a heart. She approves 1:04:49 On not drinking as much anymoer 1:10:21 Cake time? And Mata made technology work BY HERSELF! 1:11:47 It's been 4 years since Covid started... Even though we keep thinking it was last year 1:14:20 Turning her camera the wrong way and wondering why it wasn't working 1:15:00 Mata admits she has RBF (resting b-- face) 1:18:00 "Do you ever have trouble getting it up?" 1:19:52 Mata realizes how far behind the alerts are --- Handcam and cake 🍰 --- 1:20:00 Camera on 📸 1:23:07 Same pants as the last handcam stream 1:26:04 Custom momo mug 1:28:02 Flesh mother: "Ask them if they they want to be cut gently or aggressively" 1:28:44 Momo cake 1:29:08 It is a nice big momo cake 1:31:50 Giving a speech: "Let this momo be the first of many momos to be eaten this year, and to many years to come" 1:33:15 Long live the roach mother, glory to Matara Kan! 1:34:22 All of you are going to be Momos 1:34:33 "With your lifeblood, I grow in strength!" 1:41:59 Full after one small piece.... "Why did I buy such a big cake?' 1:43:07 one Momo will feed a colony for a long time 1:46:22 "Can I show them your tattoo? You know which one" , as her flesh-mother's husband has his name tattooed on his hand 1:48:48 ''With the body of the momo I'm feed, With the body of the Wine I'm feed'' 1:51:15 Opening the Lego box 1:52:52 little bit of a story being told 1:56:07 Looking at the manual in preparation for building 2:00:34 People forgot to use the wheel until now (plus it was on an a 1 hour cooldown), Say bye bye to the legos and cake for now 2:03:24 Break 2:05:59 back from break 2:07:50 Mata's favorite excuse: "I'm busy working" --- Birthday art and messages! 🐦 --- 2:10:22 Looking at #Kanjoubi on her birthday hashtag 2:11:41 Weird person on "who to follow". Looks like some kind of NERRRRRD. It turns out that Mata knows them 2:13:50 Tio Namusan's post about getting the "young buff men doujin" done 2:14:24 Teaser about Bishop 2:19:30 Looking at the bingo card... There might be a song tomorrow 2:21:47 Davren's tweet 2:24:20 Candace Volker's tweet 2:24:54 Discussing how she likes both big and small momos (while also mentioning that they don't change weight when they change size) 2:27:00 Message from Misha 2:30:35 Gecko-momo combos will be eaten twice 2:34:25 "Are you having breakfeast with other daughters that aren't me on my birthday?!" 2:37:18 AZN shows up in chat, flesh-puppet's old Partner manager 2:39:44 Ekka's art 2:43:05 Soyee's cake 2:44:24 Mickoas art 2:44:43 "are my breasts that big?" 2:44:58 Sometimes my b----s get bigger and bigger 2:49:12 Showing RombloMomo's video 2:56:54 AngelofDeath690's tweet, and Akipoutark's art prediction (there will be one next time) 2:59:12 will go back to reviewing the birthday hashtag later
3:01:47 Haruka: "I'm ready! I just need to get on the computer" Mata: "So... you're not ready?" 3:02:44 Joining the VC. Zen: "Happy freaking fucking birthday" 3:04:56 Zen, upon realizing that Haruka is going to be here: "We're not going to lose. We're going to get our asses kicked! And she's going to be so smug about it!" 3:05:42 "Zen: "People need to be more humble like me" 3:06:59 Geega joins 3:08:37 Mata doesn't have enough Free space, nor the game installed 3:11:17 Zen getting mad at someone for calling Halo a casual game. Mata and Geega call Zen the most casual gamer in VShojo 3:12:28 Technical difficulties (stream restarts) 3:13:11 stream resumes, Zen was talking about how she was having a bad day because she hit her computer's power button with her body 3:13:57 Haruka joins the VC 3:14:33 break 3:15:45 back from break ''what you eating?'' 3:16:51 Asking for volutneers to be eaten by Geega (She chooses Etienne) 3:17:52 Zen talks about the technology her Geckos have access to: Haruka: "Are they smart enough, though?" 3:18:43 Haruka cuts off her hand 3:22:28 "We're not like other girls, we're worse" 3:22:56 Trickywi shows up in chat --- Mario party start! 🪙 ⭐-- 3:25:00 Starting game 1, Peach's Birthday Cake. Players: Mata as Donkey Kong, Haruka as Luigi, Geega as Wario, Zen as Waluigi 3:26:21 Haruka giving her best Toad voice 3:30:50 1st Minigame: Bobsled run 3:32:03 Scream as the slep falls off 3:33:01 Mata: "Favorite position.... on top!... CEO... AAAAAAA" as the sled falls off 3:34:01 Turn 2 3:35:00 Geega takes Mata's coins "Screw you, auntie!". Then Geega takes more from Haruka 3:35:39 Minigame 2: Pushy Penguins (Geega wins) 3:36:52 Mata blaming the result of the event because of not getting Wario (joke) 3:37:53 Zen goes on break, everyone tries to be silent for a joke 3:39:37 Zen rejoins to everyone being quiet 3:40:41 Zen: "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" 3:41:33 Sharticles. That is all. 3:41:52 Mata's waiter days group chat story (of them sending pics of them sending pics of poop) 3:42:38 Turn 3 3:42:54 Mata: "Zen, you make my Popsicle melt" 3:43:30 middle school name “Matara Big Money Kan” 3:44:14 Minigame 3: Sneak 'n' Snore (Geega wins) 3:48:39 Brritish accents, and Minigame 4 (Later Skater) (Geega wins again) 3:49:36 Ninininin raid (fix typo later) 3:52:28 Haruka is easy 3:53:00 Haruka: "Stop looking at Mata's ass!" Mata: "No, keep looking at my ass" 3:53:48 Laughing at how backed up Mata's TTS is, and Geega's anecdote about people TTSing "I agree with that" when it's that backed up, and Minigame 5 (Shy Guy Says) (Zen wins) 3:55:04 Scream as Mata loses when she needs the money 3:56:46 Laughing at how Haruka ONLY gets toxic about Mario games 3:58:40 Ironmouse raid, she breifly joins VC 3:59:26 Minigame 6: River Raiders 4:01:40 Mata: "Your butt looks like a pumpkin" 4:03:18 Haruka uses a voice changer to voice Bowser 4:05:06 Minigame 6: The Final Countdown (Mata wins, and pretends that it was on purpose) 4:06:59 Zen curses Mata's dice block, but she still gets a star anyway 4:08:36 Minigame 7: Snow whirled (Haruka wins, to the surprise of nobody) 4:10:35 Geega lands on Bowser's space, Haruka breaks out the voice changer 4:11:34 More Haruka Toad voices 4:13:02 Minigame 8: Tug o' War. Geega wins and Mata screams 4:15:53 HeavenlyFather shows up in chat 4:18:17 Minigame 9: Catcn you letter 4:20:12 Minigame 11: Bumper balls 4:22:18 Haruka's "Zen smells" song 4:24:15 Geega and Haruka having a funny argument 4:25:32 Minigame 11: Cast Aways 4:28:05 Haruka hates this game, but she gets 35 points to everyone else's 5 4:31:23 Minigame 12: Speed Hockey 4:33:44 Geega: "Haruka, I'm gonna put a blanket around you, roll you, and smoke you" 4:36:29 Minigame 13: Storm Chasers (Mata won, on her own!) 4:37:08 Roach_chan raids 4:39:21 Taking Wario for walkies 4:41:12 Minigame 14: Rapid River Race. Zen: "This is easy" (immediately runs into a spikey ball) (Haruka wins) 4:41:50 The alerts have finally caught up! 4:43:17 Haruka is a better Canadian than Mata 4:47:59 Minigame 15: Pogo a go go 4:49:24 Vio shows up in chat, and discussing Vio's AYAYA-thon 4:53:30 Chance time for Mata ("From one auntie to another, Go fuck yourself", as Geega takes 3 coins from Mata) 4:54:58 Minigame 16: Booksquirm. Mata: "I don't know anything about anyone's holes". Then "I just realized there's a pattern!" and dies immediately because she got it wrong 4:58:46 Note: After this week, no games until March 5:01:49 Minigame 17: Crazy Cutters 5:05:07 Mata hopes to get traded with Zen, and it actually happens! 5:06:57 Minigame 18: Winner or Dinner 5:08:50 Alway Rember Happy Day 5:09:39 PorcelainMaid shows up in chat 5:13:40 Minigame 18: Picking Panic 5:15:53 GEEGA triggers Chance Time... and makes Haruka give 30 coins to Matara 5:17:16 Mata threatens Zen with another mario party 5:19:04 Another Hidden Block gives Haruka coins, Final minigame: Flash Forward 5:19:04 final minigame, flash forward 5:19:51 FroggyLoch shows up in chat 5:20:15 final minigame, literally no-one wins, photo of legs 5:20:16 NOBODY WINS the final minigame, even if Mata showed (Donkey Kong's) feet 5:20:53 Mata gives a "I would like to thank the academy" speech for getting a bonus star 5:21:30 Mata gets a second bonus star, and gives a second speech 5:22:44 Mata wins. Absolutely not rigged, btw. 5:23:32 Zen uninstalls Mario party 5:24:18 "Both of you played so well. Not Zen, obviously." 5:26:43 Break --- Just Chatting -- 5:27:50 back from break 5:28:21 Zen: "Happy birthday. Fuck you" 5:30:10 MrByte has gifted a sub to play_Morrowind 5:30:24 Mata: "Zen, you're my Oof". "You're my sexy oof" 5:33:13 Looking at Haruka's wiki ". Haruka is a Canadian VTuber best known for her song parodies and Minecraft streams." 5:35:23 Everyone revers to Zen as the "Mom" of the group 5:35:35 Limealicious raid 5:37:02 Mata: "Maybe she's pooping, finally" 5:39:28 Looking at Geega's wiki page 5:45:24 Mata still hasn't made her model work yet... 5:47:10 Everyone leaves the voice chat 5:49:16 break, and Zen raids while Mata is away 5:52:16 back from break 5:55:06 Melody joins the VC 5:55:56 Mel calls Mata "Bug mommy", and a few other suspicious things (too many to list) 5:59:25 Mata: "Both of us are maidens... pure as snow" Melody: "Maiden deez nuts" 6:00:54 Henya joins the VC
6:00:54 Henya joins the VC 6:01:35 Henya sends her gift. Mata: "Is this... for my butt?" (It's a bang asset, like how Henya has) 6:04:24 Ironmouse joins the VC. Mousey: "Thank you for being born" 6:06:39 Mousey wants a video of Mata calling her a honey-darling for 10 hours 6:09:52 Melody confirmed stinky 6:11:55 Melody appears to have a BDSM rubber duck 6:13:00 Mousey educating Henya about body painting on Twitch 6:16:09 "Lord Farquad does your makeup ASMR" 6:27:39 Nobody knows what happens in Mulholland Drive 6:27:55 Mousey laughing at Laputa: Castle in the Sky ("La Puta" means "the whore" in Spanish) 6:31:18 Angel's egg, and how it had a horrible EN dub 6:32:22 Kuro joins the VC 6:33:17 Kuro playing Happy Birthday on a guitar 6:35:05 Kuro getting into chess, to get revenge on Connor 6:37:00 Kuro Tweeting "i really wanna learn chess help" 6:39:15 Chess piece names: "The horse, the tower, the guy, the girl" 6:42:21 Kuro: "Let's just say I'll keep him in check, mate" 6:43:25 Mata sees Kuro's feet on Twitter 6:45:00 Mata suggesting a foot vlog 6:45:41 Mousey watches Mel's yoga all the time.... And Kuro doesn't seem to get what "yoga" means here 6:47:48 Melody: "The internet changes you", and MORE discussion about feet 6:50:17 Henya: "What is ugly feet?" and "People like grandma feet?" 6:50:56 Mousey: "I like having soft, supple, tiny feet" Kuro: "For what?" Mata: "TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH" 6:52:56 Getting Henya some heelies 6:53:23 talking about Henya's back to back car crashes 6:55:56 Melody does the same thing as Henya with tea (not bringing the water to a full boil) 6:57:23 Kuro doesn't like tea, Mata doesn't like Vodka 6:58:17 Zen rejoins the VC. Mata: "Zen, how do you feel about hairy feet?" Zen Leaves 6:59:10 Offering to send her flesh-mothers feet pics to Mel 6:59:40 Zen Rejoins with an OOF 7:00:23 Mata suggests a Pegleg for Zen. Kuro: "Peg?" 7:01:54 chess talk 7:02:26 Mousey thinks that Castling sounds like a sex thing 7:05:19 Kuro mistaking Robin Williams with Tim Allen 7:06:37 Mata tries to gaslight him with Bill Murray Photos 7:08:58 Zen claims to not know what Blockbuster is 7:12:28 Kuro's first crush: Peppercat from Medabots 7:13:19 Kuro: "I had a crush on beyblades that looked like that", and how Kuro is a furry 7:15:32 Kuro: "What do they look like naked though" 7:15:45 Onigiri in chat 7:17:19 mel found the "different kind of" tail 7:18:00 Kuro "It's like a tesla plug" Mel: "Can you be charged in every port?" 7:18:30 People's pokemon. Mata: Magmar. Kuro and Mel: Lopunny. Mousey: Gengar 7:19:48 Mata almost falls for "Muk backwards" 7:20:49 Kuro denies being a furry 7:21:13 Kuro: "Celestia is way bigger than that" 7:23:17 Zen's ultimate test: Renamon from Digimon. "They're cool." Zen: "LOCK HIM UP" 7:25:24 Henya leaves voice chat 7:26:57 chat: "Kuro: "I'm not a furry" Also Kuro: "the hot angel is too much for me"" 7:27:31 Mata admits to being a scalie 7:28:08 the talk with ones parents about being attracted to anime characters feat. mel and kuro 7:28:21 Kuro's mom: "When are you gonna get a girlfriend? Oh, it's because you like girls like this? " 7:29:10 Motherboard finding Mel's drawings of boys kissing 7:29:36 "Are you still into that amine?" 7:31:03 Mata's favorite anime: Gintama and xxxHolic 7:36:54 Matara steps away / Zen tries to explain Orc 40k logic. 7:38:48 Warhammer talk while Mata is away 7:42:08 Kuro: "Orc girls aint it bro" 7:42:29 Mata returns 7:43:49 You know you're getting old when your MCs have kids / Boruto 7:44:04 Melody spoils Boruto 7:45:34 "how does a shrek buttplug reminds you of a girl you had a crush on?" 7:46:33 Kuro has a thing for pink hair, then a few seconds mousey calls him a "stupid c nt" 7:47:46 Arcane ... i mean Ar-cah-nay // Bludgeoning angel Dokorochan --- MLP Discussion 🐴 --- 7:52:40 Kuro denies being into MLP 7:55:18 That's Melody's secret, she's always nervous 7:56:01 Kuro: "There's a lot of racism in MLP" 7:56:49 MLP spoilers 7:59:20 What if one of the ponies gets her period?. Then explaining the main cast of the show 8:05:48 Matara: "I'm going to watch it." // MLP gets better after season one, just like JJBA 8:07:54 Mata loving everyone's enthusiasm for MLP, especially Kuro's for a show he never saw 8:10:00 Kuro bringing up Weird Al and Pinkie Pie 8:14:27 Kuro: "Mousey, you would look great as a pony" 8:15:10 Zen quietly leaves (we later learn due to a computer crash) 8:15:50 Ironmouse brings up Monster High 8:16:34 Mata stole everything from Kuro (joke), and talking about the This Day Aria Hyuni and Kuro did together 8:17:15 zen is back 8:17:16 Zen rejoins 8:18:42 Zen, what's your favorite pony? 8:19:17 zen answers rainbow dash (but was not heard) 8:20:20 Mousey "I like Equestria girls better" 8:20:54 A fate worse than death, MICHIGAN - Mel 8:21:47 Mata missed out on Total Drama Island (a show Ironmouse loves) 8:26:05 Maybe a sleep stream this year 8:27:37 Mata's ban stream plan. Ban everyone in 12 hours. 8:29:50 kuro still unaware of the implications of "THAT" kinda merch 8:33:02 Speaking of outfits...when is your next one Kuro? 8:33:16 No bikini Kuro? 8:34:54 payday is coming 8:36:10 Mel would recommend a place, but she liked the pain too much 8:36:54 Mata: "I'll give them love without the gloves just this one time" 8:38:17 Melody: "I wish Onigiri was possessive over me" 8:41:02 Kuro: "Can I have undressed chips?" 8:42:25 Zen has nothing to say about Mario Party 8:42:36 Zen: "Alright Melody, you're next" 8:44:19 Mata leaves VC 8:44:49 Kuro in chat: "sleep or else u will be awake" 8:52:06 Mata goes afk during a hype train (how cruel!) 8:55:25 back from break 9:03:52 chat: " We can also spoil tomorrow for outfit reveal!!" Mata: .".... sh!t I didn't think about that" 9:11:18 "Henya I love you, but I'm taking your hair off" 9:12:08 "No way mel's subs were longer than 10 minutes ago...NO... they were 15 minutes ago!" 9:13:20 Mata feels the pain of expensive merch, even when she's living the good life 9:16:23 Mata and Roxy going to war to keep a price from going up by $5 2 days before launch 9:19:42 "You bought six hats? I hope you have six heads" 9:26:32 Exploring different options for riggers (this one is Kevin) 9:29:33 Staying with Cluseller for art 9:30:05 Clu is mama, KCross is God 9:32:58 Chat: "She's a ten but she's a last minuter." 9:33:55 Monarch (Amalee) has such a strong work ethic 9:35:37 "Do you see my eyes? Look how red they are? I think I need eyedrops" 9:35:49 Gift that the mods told her to look at 9:38:53 We have a problem... -- Mata tries to read Japanese 9:40:59 Mata: "You've stolen my breasts! I don't know where they went". Hyuni: "they are in my breast stash" Mata: "Not sure what else you'd have in your breast stash" 9:44:22 Alice: "Matara plush wen (ples)" Mata: Suspicious "I dunno" 9:44:28 adjust -20 9:48:52 "I'm not even their boss!" - Mata adores her mods 9:52:06 the mata cake (in the momod gift board) 9:54:18 struggles with saying metamorphosis 9:54:59 Sinder raid 9:57:19 Mata teases her outfit, new song, and future streams 10:00:11 Sinder, you don't understand, Mata needs live-in tech support, (preferably in hawaii) 10:04:02 Onibro tech support is a pretty good reason to go to Japan 10:08:27 Someplace warm, but a short flight to Canada -- Roachmom's preference 10:09:22 Tax plans and struggles 10:12:44 Matara's editors are always in the descriptions 10:15:01 Do you know gatorade by color or name? // Gatorades and icee pops 10:24:44 mata intends to end stream soon 10:27:53 Matara will raid ShyLily (be respectful)
HOW DOES MATA KNOW ABOUT BABA SEN??? I genuinely never thought I would see someone outside of the barbering/salon ASMR mention him, he was a very great guy and many people still miss him.
Timestamps from the Momos! Stream start 0:00:47
Happy birthday Matara! 🎉 I hope you enjoy all all the new alerts! I know Momo's did! Thanks to Roaming Tuna for all the hard work!
0:00:47 ALOO, and showing off the new alerts
0:03:59 Getting inundated with subs/alerts ❗
0:05:22 First bit alert TTS (Mata can't understand it), then first gift sub 🎁
0:06:13 You wanted alerts?! You get alerts! (Mata's homemade alerts are a treat)
0:07:15 Laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it
0:09:14 New ending screen
0:13:56 break
0:17:00 Back from break, Mata thinks that the TTS sounds like her mother
0:20:05 Mata: "I don't read. I'm read to."
0:23:29 Talking about hype train difficulty
0:24:13 Mata cracks the whip, Roaming Tuna is building new alerts.
0:25:05 Mata thought about taking a bite of cake for every sub... but uh.... (by this point she was up at least 500 subs since the start of stream)
0:26:51 Mata "Sometimes i lie..." to stunned Momos (for OPSEC)
0:29:20 Comically not understanding the TTS voice
0:30:11 Hype train ends, with 800+ subs and 70k+ bits, to Mata's shock
0:31:21 First off, Thank you. Mata begins her stream with thanks and her plans. (Mata's assistant is based)
0:39:56 Mata discusses her "Me" list. (Personal development, goals, progress.. etc)
0:42:01 Emotional moment ruined by a by the first TTS sound exploiter
0:43:50 Take some time, once a year, to be introspective about yourself
0:44:44 "I found a home in VShojo"
0:45:54 Plans for Japan
0:47:27 Bringing three bottles of alcohol to Japan, and listing her plans for them
0:48:51 On not meeting Henya. She doesn't want to bother Henya (Mata requests this to be clipped). Mata is willing to wait until she's ready
0:53:16 Mata gets Froot's present
0:53:51 Froot's gift art for Mata
0:54:53 It's expressive!
0:55:28 "...We're expressing.... gay"
0:57:38 "Expressing... bicuriosity"
0:59:34 "Where is my knee... Oh. "
1:00:37 French TTS goes blblblblblbl
1:01:03 "Add permitted term: Lesbos"
1:02:09 Mata's butt is shaped like a heart. She approves
1:04:49 On not drinking as much anymoer
1:10:21 Cake time? And Mata made technology work BY HERSELF!
1:11:47 It's been 4 years since Covid started... Even though we keep thinking it was last year
1:14:20 Turning her camera the wrong way and wondering why it wasn't working
1:15:00 Mata admits she has RBF (resting b-- face)
1:18:00 "Do you ever have trouble getting it up?"
1:19:52 Mata realizes how far behind the alerts are
--- Handcam and cake 🍰 ---
1:20:00 Camera on 📸
1:23:07 Same pants as the last handcam stream
1:26:04 Custom momo mug
1:28:02 Flesh mother: "Ask them if they they want to be cut gently or aggressively"
1:28:44 Momo cake
1:29:08 It is a nice big momo cake
1:31:50 Giving a speech: "Let this momo be the first of many momos to be eaten this year, and to many years to come"
1:33:15 Long live the roach mother, glory to Matara Kan!
1:34:22 All of you are going to be Momos
1:34:33 "With your lifeblood, I grow in strength!"
1:41:59 Full after one small piece.... "Why did I buy such a big cake?'
1:43:07 one Momo will feed a colony for a long time
1:46:22 "Can I show them your tattoo? You know which one" , as her flesh-mother's husband has his name tattooed on his hand
1:48:48 ''With the body of the momo I'm feed, With the body of the Wine I'm feed''
1:51:15 Opening the Lego box
1:52:52 little bit of a story being told
1:56:07 Looking at the manual in preparation for building
2:00:34 People forgot to use the wheel until now (plus it was on an a 1 hour cooldown), Say bye bye to the legos and cake for now
2:03:24 Break
2:05:59 back from break
2:07:50 Mata's favorite excuse: "I'm busy working"
--- Birthday art and messages! 🐦 ---
2:10:22 Looking at #Kanjoubi on her birthday hashtag
2:11:41 Weird person on "who to follow". Looks like some kind of NERRRRRD. It turns out that Mata knows them
2:13:50 Tio Namusan's post about getting the "young buff men doujin" done
2:14:24 Teaser about Bishop
2:19:30 Looking at the bingo card... There might be a song tomorrow
2:21:47 Davren's tweet
2:24:20 Candace Volker's tweet
2:24:54 Discussing how she likes both big and small momos (while also mentioning that they don't change weight when they change size)
2:27:00 Message from Misha
2:30:35 Gecko-momo combos will be eaten twice
2:34:25 "Are you having breakfeast with other daughters that aren't me on my birthday?!"
2:37:18 AZN shows up in chat, flesh-puppet's old Partner manager
2:39:44 Ekka's art
2:43:05 Soyee's cake
2:44:24 Mickoas art
2:44:43 "are my breasts that big?"
2:44:58 Sometimes my b----s get bigger and bigger
2:49:12 Showing RombloMomo's video
2:56:54 AngelofDeath690's tweet, and Akipoutark's art prediction (there will be one next time)
2:59:12 will go back to reviewing the birthday hashtag later
3:01:47 Haruka: "I'm ready! I just need to get on the computer" Mata: "So... you're not ready?"
3:02:44 Joining the VC. Zen: "Happy freaking fucking birthday"
3:04:56 Zen, upon realizing that Haruka is going to be here: "We're not going to lose. We're going to get our asses kicked! And she's going to be so smug about it!"
3:05:42 "Zen: "People need to be more humble like me"
3:06:59 Geega joins
3:08:37 Mata doesn't have enough Free space, nor the game installed
3:11:17 Zen getting mad at someone for calling Halo a casual game. Mata and Geega call Zen the most casual gamer in VShojo
3:12:28 Technical difficulties (stream restarts)
3:13:11 stream resumes, Zen was talking about how she was having a bad day because she hit her computer's power button with her body
3:13:57 Haruka joins the VC
3:14:33 break
3:15:45 back from break ''what you eating?''
3:16:51 Asking for volutneers to be eaten by Geega (She chooses Etienne)
3:17:52 Zen talks about the technology her Geckos have access to: Haruka: "Are they smart enough, though?"
3:18:43 Haruka cuts off her hand
3:22:28 "We're not like other girls, we're worse"
3:22:56 Trickywi shows up in chat
--- Mario party start! 🪙 ⭐--
3:25:00 Starting game 1, Peach's Birthday Cake. Players: Mata as Donkey Kong, Haruka as Luigi, Geega as Wario, Zen as Waluigi
3:26:21 Haruka giving her best Toad voice
3:30:50 1st Minigame: Bobsled run
3:32:03 Scream as the slep falls off
3:33:01 Mata: "Favorite position.... on top!... CEO... AAAAAAA" as the sled falls off
3:34:01 Turn 2
3:35:00 Geega takes Mata's coins "Screw you, auntie!". Then Geega takes more from Haruka
3:35:39 Minigame 2: Pushy Penguins (Geega wins)
3:36:52 Mata blaming the result of the event because of not getting Wario (joke)
3:37:53 Zen goes on break, everyone tries to be silent for a joke
3:39:37 Zen rejoins to everyone being quiet
3:40:41 Zen: "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS"
3:41:33 Sharticles. That is all.
3:41:52 Mata's waiter days group chat story (of them sending pics of them sending pics of poop)
3:42:38 Turn 3
3:42:54 Mata: "Zen, you make my Popsicle melt"
3:43:30 middle school name “Matara Big Money Kan”
3:44:14 Minigame 3: Sneak 'n' Snore (Geega wins)
3:48:39 Brritish accents, and Minigame 4 (Later Skater) (Geega wins again)
3:49:36 Ninininin raid (fix typo later)
3:52:28 Haruka is easy
3:53:00 Haruka: "Stop looking at Mata's ass!" Mata: "No, keep looking at my ass"
3:53:48 Laughing at how backed up Mata's TTS is, and Geega's anecdote about people TTSing "I agree with that" when it's that backed up, and Minigame 5 (Shy Guy Says) (Zen wins)
3:55:04 Scream as Mata loses when she needs the money
3:56:46 Laughing at how Haruka ONLY gets toxic about Mario games
3:58:40 Ironmouse raid, she breifly joins VC
3:59:26 Minigame 6: River Raiders
4:01:40 Mata: "Your butt looks like a pumpkin"
4:03:18 Haruka uses a voice changer to voice Bowser
4:05:06 Minigame 6: The Final Countdown (Mata wins, and pretends that it was on purpose)
4:06:59 Zen curses Mata's dice block, but she still gets a star anyway
4:08:36 Minigame 7: Snow whirled (Haruka wins, to the surprise of nobody)
4:10:35 Geega lands on Bowser's space, Haruka breaks out the voice changer
4:11:34 More Haruka Toad voices
4:13:02 Minigame 8: Tug o' War. Geega wins and Mata screams
4:15:53 HeavenlyFather shows up in chat
4:18:17 Minigame 9: Catcn you letter
4:20:12 Minigame 11: Bumper balls
4:22:18 Haruka's "Zen smells" song
4:24:15 Geega and Haruka having a funny argument
4:25:32 Minigame 11: Cast Aways
4:28:05 Haruka hates this game, but she gets 35 points to everyone else's 5
4:31:23 Minigame 12: Speed Hockey
4:33:44 Geega: "Haruka, I'm gonna put a blanket around you, roll you, and smoke you"
4:36:29 Minigame 13: Storm Chasers (Mata won, on her own!)
4:37:08 Roach_chan raids
4:39:21 Taking Wario for walkies
4:41:12 Minigame 14: Rapid River Race. Zen: "This is easy" (immediately runs into a spikey ball) (Haruka wins)
4:41:50 The alerts have finally caught up!
4:43:17 Haruka is a better Canadian than Mata
4:47:59 Minigame 15: Pogo a go go
4:49:24 Vio shows up in chat, and discussing Vio's AYAYA-thon
4:53:30 Chance time for Mata ("From one auntie to another, Go fuck yourself", as Geega takes 3 coins from Mata)
4:54:58 Minigame 16: Booksquirm. Mata: "I don't know anything about anyone's holes". Then "I just realized there's a pattern!" and dies immediately because she got it wrong
4:58:46 Note: After this week, no games until March
5:01:49 Minigame 17: Crazy Cutters
5:05:07 Mata hopes to get traded with Zen, and it actually happens!
5:06:57 Minigame 18: Winner or Dinner
5:08:50 Alway Rember Happy Day
5:09:39 PorcelainMaid shows up in chat
5:13:40 Minigame 18: Picking Panic
5:15:53 GEEGA triggers Chance Time... and makes Haruka give 30 coins to Matara
5:17:16 Mata threatens Zen with another mario party
5:19:04 Another Hidden Block gives Haruka coins, Final minigame: Flash Forward
5:19:04 final minigame, flash forward
5:19:51 FroggyLoch shows up in chat
5:20:15 final minigame, literally no-one wins, photo of legs
5:20:16 NOBODY WINS the final minigame, even if Mata showed (Donkey Kong's) feet
5:20:53 Mata gives a "I would like to thank the academy" speech for getting a bonus star
5:21:30 Mata gets a second bonus star, and gives a second speech
5:22:44 Mata wins. Absolutely not rigged, btw.
5:23:32 Zen uninstalls Mario party
5:24:18 "Both of you played so well. Not Zen, obviously."
5:26:43 Break
--- Just Chatting --
5:27:50 back from break
5:28:21 Zen: "Happy birthday. Fuck you"
5:30:10 MrByte has gifted a sub to play_Morrowind
5:30:24 Mata: "Zen, you're my Oof". "You're my sexy oof"
5:33:13 Looking at Haruka's wiki ". Haruka is a Canadian VTuber best known for her song parodies and Minecraft streams."
5:35:23 Everyone revers to Zen as the "Mom" of the group
5:35:35 Limealicious raid
5:37:02 Mata: "Maybe she's pooping, finally"
5:39:28 Looking at Geega's wiki page
5:45:24 Mata still hasn't made her model work yet...
5:47:10 Everyone leaves the voice chat
5:49:16 break, and Zen raids while Mata is away
5:52:16 back from break
5:55:06 Melody joins the VC
5:55:56 Mel calls Mata "Bug mommy", and a few other suspicious things (too many to list)
5:59:25 Mata: "Both of us are maidens... pure as snow" Melody: "Maiden deez nuts"
6:00:54 Henya joins the VC
6:00:54 Henya joins the VC
6:01:35 Henya sends her gift. Mata: "Is this... for my butt?" (It's a bang asset, like how Henya has)
6:04:24 Ironmouse joins the VC. Mousey: "Thank you for being born"
6:06:39 Mousey wants a video of Mata calling her a honey-darling for 10 hours
6:09:52 Melody confirmed stinky
6:11:55 Melody appears to have a BDSM rubber duck
6:13:00 Mousey educating Henya about body painting on Twitch
6:16:09 "Lord Farquad does your makeup ASMR"
6:27:39 Nobody knows what happens in Mulholland Drive
6:27:55 Mousey laughing at Laputa: Castle in the Sky ("La Puta" means "the whore" in Spanish)
6:31:18 Angel's egg, and how it had a horrible EN dub
6:32:22 Kuro joins the VC
6:33:17 Kuro playing Happy Birthday on a guitar
6:35:05 Kuro getting into chess, to get revenge on Connor
6:37:00 Kuro Tweeting "i really wanna learn chess help"
6:39:15 Chess piece names: "The horse, the tower, the guy, the girl"
6:42:21 Kuro: "Let's just say I'll keep him in check, mate"
6:43:25 Mata sees Kuro's feet on Twitter
6:45:00 Mata suggesting a foot vlog
6:45:41 Mousey watches Mel's yoga all the time.... And Kuro doesn't seem to get what "yoga" means here
6:47:48 Melody: "The internet changes you", and MORE discussion about feet
6:50:17 Henya: "What is ugly feet?" and "People like grandma feet?"
6:50:56 Mousey: "I like having soft, supple, tiny feet" Kuro: "For what?" Mata: "TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH"
6:52:56 Getting Henya some heelies
6:53:23 talking about Henya's back to back car crashes
6:55:56 Melody does the same thing as Henya with tea (not bringing the water to a full boil)
6:57:23 Kuro doesn't like tea, Mata doesn't like Vodka
6:58:17 Zen rejoins the VC. Mata: "Zen, how do you feel about hairy feet?" Zen Leaves
6:59:10 Offering to send her flesh-mothers feet pics to Mel
6:59:40 Zen Rejoins with an OOF
7:00:23 Mata suggests a Pegleg for Zen. Kuro: "Peg?"
7:01:54 chess talk
7:02:26 Mousey thinks that Castling sounds like a sex thing
7:05:19 Kuro mistaking Robin Williams with Tim Allen
7:06:37 Mata tries to gaslight him with Bill Murray Photos
7:08:58 Zen claims to not know what Blockbuster is
7:12:28 Kuro's first crush: Peppercat from Medabots
7:13:19 Kuro: "I had a crush on beyblades that looked like that", and how Kuro is a furry
7:15:32 Kuro: "What do they look like naked though"
7:15:45 Onigiri in chat
7:17:19 mel found the "different kind of" tail
7:18:00 Kuro "It's like a tesla plug" Mel: "Can you be charged in every port?"
7:18:30 People's pokemon. Mata: Magmar. Kuro and Mel: Lopunny. Mousey: Gengar
7:19:48 Mata almost falls for "Muk backwards"
7:20:49 Kuro denies being a furry
7:21:13 Kuro: "Celestia is way bigger than that"
7:23:17 Zen's ultimate test: Renamon from Digimon. "They're cool." Zen: "LOCK HIM UP"
7:25:24 Henya leaves voice chat
7:26:57 chat: "Kuro: "I'm not a furry" Also Kuro: "the hot angel is too much for me""
7:27:31 Mata admits to being a scalie
7:28:08 the talk with ones parents about being attracted to anime characters feat. mel and kuro
7:28:21 Kuro's mom: "When are you gonna get a girlfriend? Oh, it's because you like girls like this? "
7:29:10 Motherboard finding Mel's drawings of boys kissing
7:29:36 "Are you still into that amine?"
7:31:03 Mata's favorite anime: Gintama and xxxHolic
7:36:54 Matara steps away / Zen tries to explain Orc 40k logic.
7:38:48 Warhammer talk while Mata is away
7:42:08 Kuro: "Orc girls aint it bro"
7:42:29 Mata returns
7:43:49 You know you're getting old when your MCs have kids / Boruto
7:44:04 Melody spoils Boruto
7:45:34 "how does a shrek buttplug reminds you of a girl you had a crush on?"
7:46:33 Kuro has a thing for pink hair, then a few seconds mousey calls him a "stupid c nt"
7:47:46 Arcane ... i mean Ar-cah-nay // Bludgeoning angel Dokorochan
--- MLP Discussion 🐴 ---
7:52:40 Kuro denies being into MLP
7:55:18 That's Melody's secret, she's always nervous
7:56:01 Kuro: "There's a lot of racism in MLP"
7:56:49 MLP spoilers
7:59:20 What if one of the ponies gets her period?. Then explaining the main cast of the show
8:05:48 Matara: "I'm going to watch it." // MLP gets better after season one, just like JJBA
8:07:54 Mata loving everyone's enthusiasm for MLP, especially Kuro's for a show he never saw
8:10:00 Kuro bringing up Weird Al and Pinkie Pie
8:14:27 Kuro: "Mousey, you would look great as a pony"
8:15:10 Zen quietly leaves (we later learn due to a computer crash)
8:15:50 Ironmouse brings up Monster High
8:16:34 Mata stole everything from Kuro (joke), and talking about the This Day Aria Hyuni and Kuro did together
8:17:15 zen is back
8:17:16 Zen rejoins
8:18:42 Zen, what's your favorite pony?
8:19:17 zen answers rainbow dash (but was not heard)
8:20:20 Mousey "I like Equestria girls better"
8:20:54 A fate worse than death, MICHIGAN - Mel
8:21:47 Mata missed out on Total Drama Island (a show Ironmouse loves)
8:26:05 Maybe a sleep stream this year
8:27:37 Mata's ban stream plan. Ban everyone in 12 hours.
8:29:50 kuro still unaware of the implications of "THAT" kinda merch
8:33:02 Speaking of outfits...when is your next one Kuro?
8:33:16 No bikini Kuro?
8:34:54 payday is coming
8:36:10 Mel would recommend a place, but she liked the pain too much
8:36:54 Mata: "I'll give them love without the gloves just this one time"
8:38:17 Melody: "I wish Onigiri was possessive over me"
8:41:02 Kuro: "Can I have undressed chips?"
8:42:25 Zen has nothing to say about Mario Party
8:42:36 Zen: "Alright Melody, you're next"
8:44:19 Mata leaves VC
8:44:49 Kuro in chat: "sleep or else u will be awake"
8:52:06 Mata goes afk during a hype train (how cruel!)
8:55:25 back from break
9:03:52 chat: " We can also spoil tomorrow for outfit reveal!!" Mata: .".... sh!t I didn't think about that"
9:11:18 "Henya I love you, but I'm taking your hair off"
9:12:08 "No way mel's subs were longer than 10 minutes ago...NO... they were 15 minutes ago!"
9:13:20 Mata feels the pain of expensive merch, even when she's living the good life
9:16:23 Mata and Roxy going to war to keep a price from going up by $5 2 days before launch
9:19:42 "You bought six hats? I hope you have six heads"
9:26:32 Exploring different options for riggers (this one is Kevin)
9:29:33 Staying with Cluseller for art
9:30:05 Clu is mama, KCross is God
9:32:58 Chat: "She's a ten but she's a last minuter."
9:33:55 Monarch (Amalee) has such a strong work ethic
9:35:37 "Do you see my eyes? Look how red they are? I think I need eyedrops"
9:35:49 Gift that the mods told her to look at
9:38:53 We have a problem... -- Mata tries to read Japanese
9:40:59 Mata: "You've stolen my breasts! I don't know where they went". Hyuni: "they are in my breast stash" Mata: "Not sure what else you'd have in your breast stash"
9:44:22 Alice: "Matara plush wen (ples)" Mata: Suspicious "I dunno"
9:44:28 adjust -20
9:48:52 "I'm not even their boss!" - Mata adores her mods
9:52:06 the mata cake (in the momod gift board)
9:54:18 struggles with saying metamorphosis
9:54:59 Sinder raid
9:57:19 Mata teases her outfit, new song, and future streams
10:00:11 Sinder, you don't understand, Mata needs live-in tech support, (preferably in hawaii)
10:04:02 Onibro tech support is a pretty good reason to go to Japan
10:08:27 Someplace warm, but a short flight to Canada -- Roachmom's preference
10:09:22 Tax plans and struggles
10:12:44 Matara's editors are always in the descriptions
10:15:01 Do you know gatorade by color or name? // Gatorades and icee pops
10:24:44 mata intends to end stream soon
10:27:53 Matara will raid ShyLily (be respectful)
Thank you gor the timestamps!!
BIG THANKS for all this hard work!
Happy Birthday Matara🎉
Happy Birthday!!
A late Happy Birthday!
WE'RE BACK WITH THE VODS LETSGOOOOO!
I'm really happy you liked my present Mata 💕💕💕
2:24:40
The acceptance speeches were so cute! A very happy belated birthday!
7:52:10 MLP 🐎
My soul has left my body from the lore inaccuracies.
Understandable
HOW DOES MATA KNOW ABOUT BABA SEN??? I genuinely never thought I would see someone outside of the barbering/salon ASMR mention him, he was a very great guy and many people still miss him.
Wait I share a birthmonth and astro sign with a cockroach
2:18:02 Look, it's me!