"You Are Ugly & Broke, You Don't Deserve To Date"

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  • @TrueToJem
    @TrueToJem 4 роки тому +769

    Team kusoma comments tukiwatch,wacha ka like tukisonga 👊👊

  • @gflowjanox
    @gflowjanox 4 роки тому +479

    Aty me napenda vile hujachanuka...😂😂😂😂
    Likes za boychild zikam thru

  • @papaakisa6214
    @papaakisa6214 4 роки тому +135

    Likes za boychild ati in short unataka bank😂😂😂😂

  • @milleycarey3198
    @milleycarey3198 4 роки тому +738

    Her;Am I not beautiful?
    Him;How can you be beautiful in my eyes when am ugly in yours😂truth

  • @mrigi5761
    @mrigi5761 4 роки тому +529

    Whenever I feel like am stupid. I watch this perfect match and I feel like a hero.

  • @deniskiambuthi1959
    @deniskiambuthi1959 4 роки тому +386

    uyu jamaa,very calm yet very savage😂😂😂

    • @john6609
      @john6609 4 роки тому +7

      Savage iko very high 😂

    • @joankogi4612
      @joankogi4612 4 роки тому

      Haha 😂😂😂😂😂those money

    • @naff6302
      @naff6302 4 роки тому

      😅😅

    • @bikosteve3012
      @bikosteve3012 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ace-SK
      @Ace-SK 4 роки тому

      denis Kiambuthi kill me slowly

  • @nickyberry9742
    @nickyberry9742 4 роки тому +146

    Welcome to Kenya where dating somebody is considered a second employment

  • @tot_tots4895
    @tot_tots4895 4 роки тому +142

    This guy is actually sounding like a good guy 👌🏽

  • @mohashukri5408
    @mohashukri5408 4 роки тому +95

    Girl :I'm I not beautiful?
    Boy :How you can be beautiful infront of eyes when I'm not handsome in front of you
    Absolutely right this word touches my heart .intelligent man today I starting to support to you

  • @tengteng5767
    @tengteng5767 4 роки тому +64

    I'm an African man..me si mzungu👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾i applaud you man👊🏾

  • @nihalkhamisi7748
    @nihalkhamisi7748 4 роки тому +130

    "In short u want a bank"😂😂😂😂

  • @hodannuuh1254
    @hodannuuh1254 4 роки тому +135

    I’m an African man mimi si mzungu 😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @workonyoursalvation6304
    @workonyoursalvation6304 4 роки тому +297

    I LOVEEEEEEEEE my darkskin men they're the best! The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! 100%

    • @elena-lc4uk
      @elena-lc4uk 4 роки тому +4

      I like his common sense also

    • @workonyoursalvation6304
      @workonyoursalvation6304 4 роки тому +1

      @@elena-lc4uk Totally agree!

    • @don.al-habibabshir
      @don.al-habibabshir 4 роки тому +3

      Yuh among the emancipated few

    • @workonyoursalvation6304
      @workonyoursalvation6304 4 роки тому +7

      @@don.al-habibabshir Nahhh has nothing to do with being emancipated it's just my personal preference. I always liked black dark skinned man....always!

    • @don.al-habibabshir
      @don.al-habibabshir 4 роки тому +2

      @@workonyoursalvation6304 good for yuh

  • @mohamedgarane2637
    @mohamedgarane2637 4 роки тому +171

    Wtf! bruh who else noticed this dude must be legit tall from his sitting posture😂🤗♨️

  • @kiniiyandungu
    @kiniiyandungu 4 роки тому +145

    This Chap just done shut down the game with, ''How can you be beautiful in front of my eyes when I am not handsome before yours?'' That is some Shakespeare for he Trifflin' self.

    • @KingMoh_
      @KingMoh_ 4 роки тому +1

      I legit watch this just just for laughs
      "You're not ansome"

    • @judygiteru7689
      @judygiteru7689 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @peninahnemayian1661
    @peninahnemayian1661 4 роки тому +152

    Huyo chali anamwangalia na macho ya huruma Sana 😂😂😂

    • @hashie3175
      @hashie3175 4 роки тому +4

      Huruma nyuma yako hu msee ameona Ni fala sana hu dem

    • @fotycows3830
      @fotycows3830 4 роки тому +5

      Ni mushtuko 😂😂😂😂 na mshangao

    • @salmaabeid7525
      @salmaabeid7525 4 роки тому

      Banae

  • @asuroisimon4386
    @asuroisimon4386 4 роки тому +221

    I'm seeing my midfielder Paul Pogba

  • @aniagrapher7377
    @aniagrapher7377 4 роки тому +306

    I love this guy honesty vibez

  • @erastusmacharia1653
    @erastusmacharia1653 4 роки тому +143

    God help this Generation. They know nothing about love and Relationship. God give them wisdom

  • @trizahmiheso4747
    @trizahmiheso4747 4 роки тому +29

    I like the maturity in this young man

  • @norbertkhan3089
    @norbertkhan3089 4 роки тому +3

    Mi sina hizo quality....am ugly coz am an African man
    😅😅😅😅😅...
    Wapi likes jamani

  • @almightygaming5971
    @almightygaming5971 4 роки тому +58

    I’m Jamaican watching these episodes is funny lol I wish there’s a caption for most of the videos so I could read along

  • @doreengidoty5212
    @doreengidoty5212 4 роки тому +36

    Man of dignity he knows what he wants in a woman

  • @dini1487
    @dini1487 4 роки тому +49

    That man is ugly? Where please? I think he’s gorgeous, he just has really strong features which makes him more attractive ✊🏾
    P.s this is a very beautiful woman writing this

  • @blessedcarol1305
    @blessedcarol1305 4 роки тому +47

    Who heard,"Those money" this lady bana

  • @peterwokabi
    @peterwokabi 4 роки тому +64

    Boychild sipping water as the minegirl is stating her problems. That's how to do it

  • @awuorcheche4210
    @awuorcheche4210 4 роки тому +87

    Every youth in Kenya is youtuber, model and a student

    • @symonk5985
      @symonk5985 4 роки тому +1

      awuor cheche 😂😂😂😂true

    • @financegirlke
      @financegirlke 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 4 роки тому +2

      Is youtubers a new profession in kenya? Mungu nisamehe Niko nyuma. UK locked

    • @trizahmakadolah6284
      @trizahmakadolah6284 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 4 роки тому +2

      Happy to know you tuber is a professional job didn't know

  • @kantelmohar5683
    @kantelmohar5683 4 роки тому +84

    Her:I can see you are not handsome
    Him:yes that is the problem 😂😂😂

  • @lavenderapondi4294
    @lavenderapondi4294 4 роки тому +23

    I burst out laughing every time at 0:30-0:44 .This guy is funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
    Y'all let's just admit this whole date was entertaining coz of the guy

  • @gabrielauka3253
    @gabrielauka3253 4 роки тому +48

    On behalf of Kahawa Sukari residents, we disown this late.

  • @asphaltvillage9494
    @asphaltvillage9494 4 роки тому +44

    Did she just say"those money" oh my.

  • @rassonyi959
    @rassonyi959 4 роки тому +43

    Dem :nataka lightskin
    Alpha: laaa!?? 😅😅😅
    Dem: handsome
    Alpha: haaaand!!!?
    Kali sana😂😂😂😂💯👌🏽

  • @carolkangethe9544
    @carolkangethe9544 4 роки тому +11

    This "light skin"quality our gals are demanding will be hard to find in our african men!!..ama waanze kujibleach..

  • @eunicewairimu5015
    @eunicewairimu5015 4 роки тому +6

    Am studying to get those money "hamjaskia 😂😂😅the guy is real

  • @christinenjogu9940
    @christinenjogu9940 4 роки тому +14

    The chile is talking about wanting a guy who is handsome yet she doesn't look good bana😂
    The eyebrows wah😂😂

  • @mbuthiamwangi6138
    @mbuthiamwangi6138 4 роки тому +26

    I like the way he is sipping water any time she start saying wat she want

    • @buttlesschap
      @buttlesschap 4 роки тому

      he set her up to say that too. for all she knows he could be wealthy but just choosing not to show and her response outs her. she played herself, really.

  • @pinchesmbuche4354
    @pinchesmbuche4354 4 роки тому +12

    This kind of guys I like hanging out with, especially hapo Kwa bayesa. True to the point.

  • @freda37
    @freda37 4 роки тому +36

    The man was a savage 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @acaciandlovu2854
    @acaciandlovu2854 4 роки тому +36

    Him:In short you want a bank 🏦
    Her:Mhh something like that
    😏In the mother of all dumbnes

  • @jbee4497
    @jbee4497 4 роки тому +35

    I hate this women she’s asking for things she can’t do herself. Lol

  • @Mg-wd6id
    @Mg-wd6id 4 роки тому +23

    Kama madame ni hawa .we need prayers 24/7 ..

  • @bellonel6017
    @bellonel6017 4 роки тому +55

    Yeye mwenyewe ni. Mdark na anataka lightskin.. Kwani anataka kua chali kwa relationship! 😂
    Btw lightskin na pesa kwa sentesi moja issa no!! 😂

    • @thefurrmily2404
      @thefurrmily2404 4 роки тому +1

      Issa No

    • @prisca25ngugi74
      @prisca25ngugi74 4 роки тому +2

      Yes she is black that y she needs lightskin dio ata watoi watokelezee.....but madem sura mbaya hua na maringo sijui nn mbaya....huyu dame Ana need some check up hahaha

    • @natalieireri8621
      @natalieireri8621 4 роки тому

      Tell them.. Recipe for disaster

  • @irenekusaba3467
    @irenekusaba3467 4 роки тому +17

    This guy is Frank and funny and the girl is so demanding

  • @xMissTix
    @xMissTix 4 роки тому +17

    I’ve never needed subtitles more than right TF now

  • @mrjackkbuoy2556
    @mrjackkbuoy2556 4 роки тому +4

    an African man..si lightskin..boychild🤭😅.. you're beautiful if am handsome in your eyes🤭😂.. likes za bongi genje ..

  • @eunicenjuguna3788
    @eunicenjuguna3788 4 роки тому +7

    This guy is cool 😎 yooooh big up matruth kama zote 🤜🔥🤛 booom

  • @nyakundisimeon3871
    @nyakundisimeon3871 4 роки тому +4

    Ati "learn to get those money"😂😂😂

  • @maggiedavis6284
    @maggiedavis6284 4 роки тому +4

    Eheeee wangu ni Sura personal,idont care about light skin.bora love iko 💯☑️

  • @wole9099
    @wole9099 4 роки тому +6

    i brought chairs for the comment readers

  • @sharlynemuhatiah9129
    @sharlynemuhatiah9129 4 роки тому +10

    napenda the man he is honeat manze....boy shaold leo nimewafeel😫

  • @7777beth
    @7777beth 4 роки тому +105

    Light skin light skin, where did this perception come from in Kenya? Light skin is not beauty people, it’s just another color, kindly understand that, please.

    • @tengteng5767
      @tengteng5767 4 роки тому +8

      wazungu corrupted our minds to make them superior to us and we go around seeing lighter as the better option. we blacks should really learn to appreciate our chocolate instead. we are brain bleached

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 4 роки тому +1

      Wewe wacha wivu .... She just want mix and match rangi ya pesa .UK locked

    • @paulwaweru3441
      @paulwaweru3441 4 роки тому +1

      Wasted my time here hizi program s zenu in scripts

    • @esthernjeri5099
      @esthernjeri5099 4 роки тому +5

      Then kwa fb wanasema they want tall dark n handsome

    • @michaelblack7043
      @michaelblack7043 4 роки тому

      @@paulwaweru3441 you have it. ive concluded that most of these shows are just poor actors.

  • @yokana8043
    @yokana8043 4 роки тому +3

    This humiliation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

  • @maryangugi1221
    @maryangugi1221 4 роки тому +46

    Her: am I not beautiful?
    Him: how can you be beautiful when am not handsome in your eyes
    Ladies please there is more to offer than beauty.
    😂😂😂I like this guy savage in a soft way

  • @SuccesRozie
    @SuccesRozie 4 роки тому +82

    Haha the guy ako true to himuselfu na hio demand hawezani,Dem anasema shaggy hair yet yeye mwenyewe nywele imechapa🤣🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @Ericmwangii
    @Ericmwangii 4 роки тому +7

    I like the guy how can you be beautiful in my eyes when I am not handsome in yours
    I am an African man if you want a handsome man go to the USA
    He is a real man

    • @hamidahh1455
      @hamidahh1455 4 роки тому

      Hahaha u know the guy is very funny

  • @myownspace7004
    @myownspace7004 4 роки тому +3

    Im in Botswana i wish our country should hve a show like this 😂😂❤

  • @erickojoy
    @erickojoy 4 роки тому +4

    Love this statement "in short you want a bank?"😂😂

  • @kelvinkamau7566
    @kelvinkamau7566 3 роки тому +1

    How can you be beautiful in my eyes when am not handsome in your eyes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peresakinyi726
    @peresakinyi726 4 роки тому +12

    Men are also tired of giving
    Money they also need a woman who can give as they give

    • @aboudiga3330
      @aboudiga3330 4 роки тому

      Jamaima Akoth hapo umesema kweli hahaa

  • @reginawambua7433
    @reginawambua7433 4 роки тому +2

    The guy is calm but savage 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hermanokindo3434
    @hermanokindo3434 4 роки тому +29

    2:15 Every dhing I want

    • @fotycows3830
      @fotycows3830 4 роки тому

      Mayooo yani ochuno nyaki emphasis dhing jaluo oksechi

  • @nicholasevans6206
    @nicholasevans6206 4 роки тому +5

    AYAMTAYAD 😂😂😂😂, THIS ISN'T PERFECT MATCH, THIS IS COMEDY .😂😂😂😂.😂😂😂😂

  • @book5047
    @book5047 4 роки тому +20

    In short you want a bank? Yes something like that! For real kama huo sio ujinga sijui ni nini.!

  • @mnwmbugua
    @mnwmbugua 4 роки тому +12

    Exactly why I don’t talk to Kenyans girls like that 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @gracewaithira7000
    @gracewaithira7000 4 роки тому +7

    Tutajifanya hatujaona 'But why' hapo kwa intro? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @morriswaithaka5132
    @morriswaithaka5132 3 роки тому +1

    😹😹😹light skin guy and handsome,,,, the guys reaction 😹😹💔💔
    So you want a bank🙌🙌😹😹😹😹💔

  • @paulinealimatah4757
    @paulinealimatah4757 4 роки тому +4

    The subtitle thou, on another level😂😂

  • @promessek.m4433
    @promessek.m4433 4 роки тому +5

    Silent killer 😂😂😂 i love his reactions 😂😂😂 haja kaa kinyonge 😂😂

  • @marshallking3853
    @marshallking3853 4 роки тому +13

    Studying hard to get those money madam alisahau kusoma "first aid" in English prymo

    • @zanazui
      @zanazui 4 роки тому

      I had forgotten that book...wah

  • @danielmungai612
    @danielmungai612 4 роки тому +2

    This guy is a real G a savage😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @7tea9ine77
    @7tea9ine77 4 роки тому +4

    Respects to that guy

  • @kelvinkemboi3369
    @kelvinkemboi3369 3 роки тому +1

    I give credit to this guy 100%🤣🤣🤣

  • @joseshorts9903
    @joseshorts9903 4 роки тому +4

    Shee..... I love that keep up gal keep your candles blowing

  • @oletroy3184
    @oletroy3184 4 роки тому +4

    this lady just came here for food, hunger was the drive:)

  • @isaacknewton2909
    @isaacknewton2909 4 роки тому +33

    some ladies of these days have unreasonable standards they're becoming deluded. when she hits the wall in her early thirties reality will set in atashtuka !

    • @yur3k847
      @yur3k847 4 роки тому

      MGTOW nation rep💪💪💪💪

    • @Aprilium
      @Aprilium 4 роки тому

      Mgtwo ni nini?🤔

    • @user-hb5fp9uh8l
      @user-hb5fp9uh8l 4 роки тому

      Age isn't any less cruel to men than it is to women.

    • @michaelblack7043
      @michaelblack7043 4 роки тому +1

      This show is fake.

  • @sylviaomondi7495
    @sylviaomondi7495 4 роки тому

    Oww!! Hio ni bombshell ati "mi nakupenda juu hauja chanuka na madem wamechanuka hausumbua watu"hit a like kama umesikia hio part

  • @namazziaisha2987
    @namazziaisha2987 4 роки тому +7

    This woman is despeserate addition to that she's judges alot with no idea

  • @troubadourjr
    @troubadourjr 4 роки тому +2

    Her :our hair is shaggy
    Him :unatoka wapi😂😂

  • @phannyshiggs1185
    @phannyshiggs1185 4 роки тому +28

    That's y am studying hard so that I can get those money kizungu maneno's yawa

  • @kgalanet
    @kgalanet 4 роки тому +2

    "My friend" 😂😂

  • @Peter.H___
    @Peter.H___ 4 роки тому +3

    Realest shit I’ve heard in this whole show

  • @sylvialutalo9051
    @sylvialutalo9051 4 роки тому +2

    God forgive me but huyu dem sijui nimweke wapy Azin heee eti anataka boy mwenye light skin wooi 🙆🙆 Kenyans simama nipite 🚶🚶 and wengine tunatafuta TRUE LOVE👩‍❤️‍👨

  • @angelawangari6468
    @angelawangari6468 4 роки тому +7

    For once, a mature man!

  • @Kristina-fb4jq
    @Kristina-fb4jq 4 роки тому +2

    Perfect match starter pack
    I want a lightskin guy
    I want a handsome guy
    I want a guy that will give me money
    😄😄😄 Chae!!!

    • @zanazui
      @zanazui 4 роки тому

      Don't forget the ever famous 'God-fearing'😒😒😒

  • @millicentatieno3495
    @millicentatieno3495 4 роки тому +13

    This guy cracks me up😂"mi Sina hizo qualities" na ye ni mwafrica😂😂

  • @raphaelkibet
    @raphaelkibet 4 роки тому +1

    Shots fired🔥🔫
    Woman down😂😂😂

  • @muzikislife6478
    @muzikislife6478 4 роки тому +21

    Chali uko sawa...she's too young to be taken from her momma...

  • @papaakisa6214
    @papaakisa6214 4 роки тому +2

    Girl :I can see you're not handsome
    Boy:that's the problem 😂😂

  • @derrickmuga3359
    @derrickmuga3359 4 роки тому +24

    Him: in short you want a bank
    Her: Something like that 🤦🏽‍♂️
    ...hawa madem wajinga hutoka wapi!?

    • @dedankimathi7136
      @dedankimathi7136 4 роки тому +1

      Where do they get the idea that Banks give out money... Huyu ako chini ki-logic.. exposure limited sana ya life. She's munching away while he's sipping on H20, with a Beyonce attitude and while reasoning like a blonde.

    • @derrickmuga3359
      @derrickmuga3359 4 роки тому +1

      @@dedankimathi7136 😂😂😂😂
      Dem anaona men are queueing for her

    • @winnienelima837
      @winnienelima837 4 роки тому

      Apo Sasa ndio sijui uyu ajielewi kweli all she want is money good for nothngk useless bruite

  • @michaelmuthama9492
    @michaelmuthama9492 2 роки тому

    Kitu ingine hakuna kitu ingine😂😂our real savage kudos bro

  • @emmabell3399
    @emmabell3399 4 роки тому +3

    "Nataka dem mwenye ako na figure..."
    If men can choose to marry on basis of figure and beauty.
    Why should people complain when a woman wants to marry for money😂😂😏

    • @hashie3175
      @hashie3175 4 роки тому

      Sihapo nikama mnajiuza unathani club nini

  • @felixmutua3165
    @felixmutua3165 4 роки тому +1

    We call it mirror mirror...Am I beautiful,when you said am not handsome then you’re not beautiful... point noted to haters that guy deserves Oscar award 🥇

  • @llluuubluetigers4838
    @llluuubluetigers4838 4 роки тому +3

    I feel like this is Chris Rock's roasting of me , maybe not 😀

  • @faithmwende6547
    @faithmwende6547 4 роки тому +1

    I love this guy😂😂😂😂

  • @mdpeter189
    @mdpeter189 4 роки тому +6

    This is more of an interview than a date.. Kudos, bro for the realness though I didn't quite catch most of your words in Kiswahili.. She ain't your type though

  • @ethiopianhabeshawi779
    @ethiopianhabeshawi779 3 роки тому

    My Guy Here Just Killed It.Bwana

  • @angelahmoraa5472
    @angelahmoraa5472 4 роки тому +2

    Huyu jamaa kwel mm sina hizo qualities 😂😂😂

  • @marybenjamin-qb3kp
    @marybenjamin-qb3kp Місяць тому

    I love the eyebrose za our lady😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Trapkidd_mullah
    @Trapkidd_mullah 4 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Uyo jamaa amestunya, hoope hakuspitia mate. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ritamukami4193
    @ritamukami4193 Рік тому +1

    Some one to tell me he's not a Luo man because...lemmi tell you Maina...this man is going straight to the point en he doesn't even care...Goooosh