We're all used to Woopeats, now we have Woosplaining. First he told us all about how pre-season baseball works and now we know how to exercise right and do slow curls! We've been Woosplained!
Is his garage air conditioned? Its going to be too hot and humid to work out in there by April. Humidity in the south is no joke when it comes to outside activities. I suggest swimming.. plus less damage to knees and ankles.
Woo has about as much chance of surviving his marathon as I have flapping my arms and flying. And once again another supreme video from the Sheriff. Cheers!
Did ATW forget he actually joined a gym when he was still living in his apartment in Celebration, unless he just stopped going and quit paying for that membership.
First time I actually was concerned for his wellbeing, this guy is going to kill himself on Disney property but it’s probably how he wants to go out ! Death at Disney
As a half marathon athlete, i am astounded how he thinks he can complete a half marathon let alone a 5k without a training plan that includes both exercise and fundamentally changing his dietary habits. Obviously, this is not surprising just like it will not be surprising when he tears an acl or Achilles.
@@djtimemasheen7585 he will be swept out of the race and disqualified. You have to keep a certain pace or they will kick you off the course. He will not be able to run and his walking pace will not be fast enough. My bet is he will be delusional enough to think he can walk the race but will end up riding a Disney clown car back to the starting line
He will probably blame Disney for being swept off the course because he is such a narcissist he probably did not read the rules or watch any of the UA-cam videos of previous races. Only race he ever witnessed was probably when he worked concessions at Disney wide world of sports for two weeks back in 1998
My sister is a runner as well. She in town running a half (I think). You may know better than myself. It’s a marathon in Dallas. Her plans are to run the marathon then she wants to go out and hang out with the family the rest of the day. Adam can’t make it to Starbucks lol
Yes, I agree about those leaves...they are probably the same leaves we saw from the very first time he showed us his unimpressive "built with his own hands" garage gym!! He could put that massive squeegee he purchases for his new digs that he probably has never used!
Adam is seriously endangering his health with this Marathon stunt. It's unbelievable how he hasn't even at least gotten an appointment with a Doctor to get his/her approval for this whole deal.
He won’t acknowledge anyone on his comments when they tell him to go to the doctor. I did ask his buddy Greg on the woovian page to get him to go. I hope he will listen to him.
What in the world will Adam do when it is brutally hot and humid and he wants to "train" in the Florida summertime? Good Lord!! Troll Patrol, you are the best.
I’m currently in Celebration. I hope to see Woo in the wild. I’ll be at Disney on Monday & Tuesday, probably see his ass there. Where can I send pictures? 😂
OOOhh...we'll all be waiting.😁 Drive by his house and snap a pic of him working out in his garage. Oh, I know you probably don't have his actual address but just ask around...he's a UA-cam celebrity with clout because of his golf/clown cart.😆😉
Dude has never jogged or ran in his life. He goes everywhere on a scooter, bike, or clown car. He can barely even walk without shuffling and tripping over his pigeon toes. He needs to learn how to walk a good distance with proper form at a good pace first.
I honestly haven’t laughed this much in months 😂. Excellent video👏. He’d get a better workout in the McDonald’s play place than his home jim (sic). If he’d simply walk a mile every evening for a month he’d be 100% better shape than he is now lol
Adam: “When you do curls, you should go slow. So, I do 3 sets of these.“ Sheriff: “I love how the guy, who can’t run down the street, is giving the exercise tips.”
he thinks that merely buying sports equipment will make him healthy. Nope, not if you don't uses it rregularly the CORRECT way with the proper form and breathing technique. He really has no idea what he's doing and could use a personal trainer to teach him
The jog failed only because he forgot his running socks. Next time when he adds the Apple Watch, running socks, and headband worn by Giggles in Los Angeles Lolita’s 6 “This time it’s personal” it will all be smooth sailing.
An apple watch I doubt will work for him. Smart watches do not work well with tattoos for picking up heartrate its annoying but I am sure he will buy one. Then after that he will need Disney Lululemon *eyeroll*
4:06 "the upper boobage area" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO next vid he will be out shopping for sports bras and getting arrested for creeping around in the womens dept LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He said he won't run all the 13 miles, but I would be impressed if he runs 1.3 miles without going into cardiac arrest. He can cure his exhaustion by having a cheat day.
Viagra recommending that you ask your doctor if you're healthy enough also applies to suddenly exercising after decades of laziness while consuming high fat/calorie foods with no nutritional value.
This is the hall of fame woo video we have all been waiting for. What is over/under on how long until the next training video. I say ten days and I take the over. I think the next video will have eye of the tiger playing while woo runs up the stairs at celebration town hall !!
@@naybur74He's always the first one to comment to her. He gives himself credit for being the first person to comment on her videos as he's literally sitting in the same room as her when she uploads it. The guy is a dweeb.
just looked up google maps, he started at celebration ave and campus st, then stopped at campus st and golfpark dr. thats only like 2 blocks! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dude gonna be dead by 50 LOL.
All Atw has to do is tape or tie a fishing pole on his back and put a cheeseburger or something Disney related and cast it out he'd run all day trying to catch it😂😂😂
He says he's going to open the garage door for the excess heat/humidity days....even purchased a screen/shield so nobody can see him working out when walking by.....😂
Funny enough that was the only thing he said that had some semblance of truth. When I started training I was overweight and the boob jostling was actually a thing and something I did not expect!!!
A very big concern of mine is did Adam doing ANY type of a pre-running routine....such as stretching?? That is so vitally important for anybody to be properly warmed up...most especially how unconditioned he is and his age!! Also, a quick cool down would have also been very beneficial!!
I'm looking at his ankles at 5:18 Are they swollen up down where his sock meets his shoe or are his socks bunched up? If they're swollen, he needs to see a doctor ASAP.
The machine he called "this thing" (which he also said was one of his favorite workout machines) is actually called a "captain's chair"...it can be instrumental for training especially the lower part of the abdominal muscles.
I liked the last few minutes where Adam starts pointing at his weight bench. Adam states, how he might have to upgrade to a sturdier bench at some point. I laughed out loud realizing that he’s brainstorming about how the brand new bench that he isn’t even utilizing. Whatsoever. Might actually need to be upgraded.
Yes....I just made a comment about him saying that....he most likely just laid on it to check it out and almost fell off...or it felt "wobbly" because of his largeness.
If I was Woo..I would take some time off from filming to get fit and then make a comeback. But no. Instead he’s gonna be fat and sweaty in front of us the entire time.
I'm tired of Adam blaming weight. I had a healthy baby without any health issues myself at 43 and 250+ lbs. There were guys weighing over 300lbs running with no excuses at the NFL combine just last week
OMG!! Did he say the captain's chair works your legs and "ass?" Nope! Specifically targets the lower abdominal muscles! I know he's no expert, for sure, but I can't take misinformation regarding fitness/working out. Love those grunts and groans sound effects Sheriff!!
I think the Woo just came face to face with reality. This is a guy who hasn't worked a real job in decades. He has not had any kind of routine at all in his life much less any physical activity. If he were to get a job that required actual work, he would be unfit to do it. It's only going to get hotter and more humid everyday in Florida now, making it even harder to get in shape.
OMG the workout sound effects!!😂😂😂
The air fryer, shoes and weights are his security blankies.
....and his nighttime sleep buddies...Urkel and Figments dolls.
Shocker, the guy who uses a golf cart to get coffee a block away can't run to save his life.
I'm so perplexed.
🤣👍
If Adam is going to say that UA-cam ruined his life then he should be demonetized immediately.
Adam ruined his own life, always someone else's fault in today's society 😢
Adam should look in the mirror, point 👉 at the reflection, and blame that individual.
He can still quit. He’s a Z list celebrity in the real world. He’s only recognized at Disney.
@@paulwilson1193He commented this on Cris's video, I believe. Sheriff posted it earlier.
@@ExciteBiker1987 👍
His 49 year old bowels will betray him eventually on one of those jogs.
We're all used to Woopeats, now we have Woosplaining. First he told us all about how pre-season baseball works and now we know how to exercise right and do slow curls! We've been Woosplained!
Haha yes!
And also jog and talk.
Sheriff, I run 4 miles a day for the last 3 years and even I would not do a 13 mile marathon... no way he will be ready
I agree!
Dangle a happy meal and coffee in front of him! Watch how fast he moves!😊
It's been pretty hot and humid here in Florida this week. The out of breath was hilarious. 😂
Is his garage air conditioned? Its going to be too hot and humid to work out in there by April.
Humidity in the south is no joke when it comes to outside activities. I suggest swimming..
plus less damage to knees and ankles.
@@artrogue4150 It doesn't appear to be. No fans either.
I think there is a window in there to put an ac in 🤔
An out of shape middle aged man with fat filled arteries should probably start with a 5K but this will make a more interesting home movie
Is Woo Rockin a GEORGE JETSON haircut? 🤣🤣😂
Can't wait for Adam's video tomorrow....if he can even get out out bed!! He's gonna be hurting tomorrow and the next day might even be worse!!
The Woo bed tour y’all
@@TheTrollPatrol Yep...he's gonna be hurting for sure!!
Adam's brain is writing checks his body can't cash.
Woo has about as much chance of surviving his marathon as I have flapping my arms and flying. And once again another supreme video from the Sheriff. Cheers!
Thank you!
😂life ain’t a movie kid😂
Did ATW forget he actually joined a gym when he was still living in his apartment in Celebration, unless he just stopped going and quit paying for that membership.
All of the lawn equipment sound FX! 🤣🤣🤣
😁
Somebody get Woo a "Man-zier" or a "Bro" to prevent his nippy burn...
First time I actually was concerned for his wellbeing, this guy is going to kill himself on Disney property but it’s probably how he wants to go out ! Death at Disney
And be laid to rest with that fucking metal power pole.
I also had concerns about his health and had compassion for Adam. I know he only cares about himself, but still, I prefer the humility piece.
@@donkeystench1236😂
He REALLY needs to see a doctor.
As a half marathon athlete, i am astounded how he thinks he can complete a half marathon let alone a 5k without a training plan that includes both exercise and fundamentally changing his dietary habits. Obviously, this is not surprising just like it will not be surprising when he tears an acl or Achilles.
Adam will get to the marathon and bow out when it gets too hard. Or he will do it and be like a train hitting a brick wall, total destruction!
@@djtimemasheen7585 he will be swept out of the race and disqualified. You have to keep a certain pace or they will kick you off the course. He will not be able to run and his walking pace will not be fast enough. My bet is he will be delusional enough to think he can walk the race but will end up riding a Disney clown car back to the starting line
He will probably blame Disney for being swept off the course because he is such a narcissist he probably did not read the rules or watch any of the UA-cam videos of previous races. Only race he ever witnessed was probably when he worked concessions at Disney wide world of sports for two weeks back in 1998
My sister is a runner as well. She in town running a half (I think). You may know better than myself. It’s a marathon in Dallas. Her plans are to run the marathon then she wants to go out and hang out with the family the rest of the day. Adam can’t make it to Starbucks lol
it's all a stunt because he's having a midlife crisis hitting 50
He said he has boobs. What the f…
Yes, I agree about those leaves...they are probably the same leaves we saw from the very first time he showed us his unimpressive "built with his own hands" garage gym!! He could put that massive squeegee he purchases for his new digs that he probably has never used!
Woo continuing to give the premium content.
The views from the baseball video scared him into a jog.
Rich people problems.
Right!
Adam is seriously endangering his health with this Marathon stunt. It's unbelievable how he hasn't even at least gotten an appointment with a Doctor to get his/her approval for this whole deal.
Agreed!
He won’t acknowledge anyone on his comments when they tell him to go to the doctor. I did ask his buddy Greg on the woovian page to get him to go. I hope he will listen to him.
He has gingivitis
What in the world will Adam do when it is brutally hot and humid and he wants to "train" in the Florida summertime? Good Lord!! Troll Patrol, you are the best.
Thank you!
Imagine if this disney race is vs Blackbeard for who gets to ride giggles home? Now that would be must see tv.
😂
Tomorrow's video we will be joining him playing video games in the Corridor of Goons....shall we?
He can't even think to talk from the leaf blowing..you can see the side eye to them😂
If Adam spent the same amount of time exercising as he spends talking about and doing stupid shit he might be an Olympic athlete😂.
Ozempic athlete?
He got no clue what he’s doing. He is a prime candidate for cross Fit 😂
those 15 speedy leg lifts were ridiculous
Adam will become friends with the balloon ladies at the 1/2 marathon rather quickly at this pace.
No way has he been doing the treadmill an hour a day. Should have added some cobwebs around the leaves.😂
Upper boobage!!!😂😂😂😂😂
No way has he been doing the treadmill. He got winded too fast.
He’s never heard you have to walk before you can run
That treadmill still looks brand new. It's never had a step taken on it.
I want to see a video of him jogging in it.
he needs to crawl first, he can't even walk
I’m currently in Celebration. I hope to see Woo in the wild. I’ll be at Disney on Monday & Tuesday, probably see his ass there. Where can I send pictures? 😂
You can send to my email dailydumpstickers@gmail.com
OOOhh...we'll all be waiting.😁 Drive by his house and snap a pic of him working out in his garage. Oh, I know you probably don't have his actual address but just ask around...he's a UA-cam celebrity with clout because of his golf/clown cart.😆😉
September is coming up fast like a tidal wave of doom...🌊♿
Adam conveniently left out the part where he ate a 6 pack of Del Tacos after huffing and puffing his way around the block.
Can't blame him, those are some extra cheesy delicious tacos.
The ten-spot in his pocket was his taco change.
Dude has never jogged or ran in his life. He goes everywhere on a scooter, bike, or clown car. He can barely even walk without shuffling and tripping over his pigeon toes. He needs to learn how to walk a good distance with proper form at a good pace first.
He prefers to take the "balls to the wall" approach.
@@catshe2107 that's why he always quits and gives up
There's a better chance of buying beach front property in Colorado then Woo fit by 50
I honestly haven’t laughed this much in months 😂. Excellent video👏. He’d get a better workout in the McDonald’s play place than his home jim (sic). If he’d simply walk a mile every evening for a month he’d be 100% better shape than he is now lol
Thank you!
Adam: “When you do curls, you should go slow. So, I do 3 sets of these.“
Sheriff: “I love how the guy, who can’t run down the street, is giving the exercise tips.”
I love how he has figured out going slow for curls but not with working with his bodyweight.
"The vlog is over"..... jumps in golf cart to get 2 Jack Munchie Boxes.
Lol he's worried about wearing out the running shoes? He will have to do hundreds of miles for that.
Woo is going to be hurting tomorrow 🤣 He won’t be able to walk just stuff his face in bed 🛏️ 🍔 🍟 😂
Tomorrow will be a home tour
@@TheTrollPatrol Heck, we might even watch him play video games?? Nope....boring!!
Buys a home gym.......Buys shoes........now gonna buy an Apple watch. Manchild likes his toys.
Needs to buy a sports bra!🤔
he thinks that merely buying sports equipment will make him healthy. Nope, not if you don't uses it rregularly the CORRECT way with the proper form and breathing technique. He really has no idea what he's doing and could use a personal trainer to teach him
This should be easy, he's been running from responsibility his whole life!
LOLOL
and running from reality
The jog failed only because he forgot his running socks.
Next time when he adds the Apple Watch, running socks, and headband worn by Giggles in Los Angeles Lolita’s 6 “This time it’s personal” it will all be smooth sailing.
😂
LoL
You're right, Aaron. Adam is Mr. Gimmicks, instead of being dedicated to the task at hand.
An apple watch I doubt will work for him. Smart watches do not work well with tattoos for picking up heartrate its annoying but I am sure he will buy one. Then after that he will need Disney Lululemon *eyeroll*
@@SarahKiddo Adam wearing Lululemon yoga pants would be incredibly scary 😨
4:06 "the upper boobage area" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO next vid he will be out shopping for sports bras and getting arrested for creeping around in the womens dept LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He said he won't run all the 13 miles, but I would be impressed if he runs 1.3 miles without going into cardiac arrest. He can cure his exhaustion by having a cheat day.
Run forrest! Run!
Did he almost die after a half block? 😂😂
Wow! Woos going to need to airfry more veggies!
Nothing surprising with this vlog. I figured out the end when he started it.
Adam thinks when he gets into shape he can fight Ivan Drago from Rocky 4
Hearts on fire!
@@TheTrollPatrol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Viagra recommending that you ask your doctor if you're healthy enough also applies to suddenly exercising after decades of laziness while consuming high fat/calorie foods with no nutritional value.
LOLOL
He takes viragra 😮
This is the hall of fame woo video we have all been waiting for. What is over/under on how long until the next training video. I say ten days and I take the over. I think the next video will have eye of the tiger playing while woo runs up the stairs at celebration town hall !!
😂
Adam is putting himself through all of this just for Disney. Not to be outdone, Tampa Jay is putting himself through similar exhaustion just for Cris.
i wonder if he saw her '"I HAVE MENTAL ISSUES" video yet.
@@naybur74He's always the first one to comment to her. He gives himself credit for being the first person to comment on her videos as he's literally sitting in the same room as her when she uploads it. The guy is a dweeb.
@@ExciteBiker1987 You would think the gap tooth idiot would spend some of the cash he makes on videos and go to the dentist to fix his horrible teeth.
Cris is worth it 😍
@@mothman4676She's a 6.5/10. Jay is hard 3. 🤣
just looked up google maps, he started at celebration ave and campus st, then stopped at campus st and golfpark dr. thats only like 2 blocks! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dude gonna be dead by 50 LOL.
Can you imagine driving by seeing him out running?
@@annabelljoyce9065 if someone only snapped a photo!😆
He's not gonna be running even a half mile.😂
4/5 if a mile. What the frak! Dude is never participating in a marathon. No way. He will come up with some fake injury or doctors excuse
wait for the fickle fuck to come around to that.
He is going to bug out of the half marathon. What are the odds?
Those wool running socks….
How many bet he will opt out and suddenly" something ' came up.
Thanks for the laughs, but I had a bad day today. This was a good video to watch. Thanks
Sorry to hear that, thank you!
All Atw has to do is tape or tie a fishing pole on his back and put a cheeseburger or something Disney related and cast it out he'd run all day trying to catch it😂😂😂
Every time Adam shows his workout area, the exact same amount of weight plates are on the bar....hummm! Mine get changed out quite often...js😉
I kinda feel for the guy. His naivete is surprising at times. He means well. He's not a bad person just a little delusional.
Running with only $10. Adam the Who needs to carry some sort of ID. Don’t want to be a John Doe after a heart attack 🤨😎
Mr. UA-cam celebrity...they all know him now especially because he drives the town looking at all the holiday decorated houses in his golf/clown cart.
Throw in that Florida summer heat and humidity that's coming this isn't going to end well.
He says he's going to open the garage door for the excess heat/humidity days....even purchased a screen/shield so nobody can see him working out when walking by.....😂
@@moonchild-711 He is delusional. The garage will be over 100 degrees.😄
Omg just move your body already....what a maroooon
I guess sex w Daphny hasn't built up his cardio.
Good pace?!?! This guy is beyond any form of reality.
Truth!
He is only a heart attack away😮 Plus he took the clotting syrup.
"Upper boobage area?"🤣🤣Really?? Better that he should have referred to that area as upper chest...incoming manboob bra is gonna be needed!!🤪
😂
Funny enough that was the only thing he said that had some semblance of truth. When I started training I was overweight and the boob jostling was actually a thing and something I did not expect!!!
Bro...manssiere....bro.....manssiere! - from Seinfeld
@@brikan03 Great to hear that you are working out....I hope that you still are achieving the results/goal that you are after.
Halfway to Starbucks woo ran through a sprinkler and won a wet t-shirt contest.
I cant wait for this marathon 😂...if he even runs in it. I wouldnt be suprised.
Pickleball training video is next. Woo will be hitting the courts in Celebration soon.
Won't be in Celebration though....Adam says it's banned there? Would love to see Adam try this sport though...might even be quite comical!🤪
Maybe he should reevaluate his goal...start a little smaller...maybe change it to making the US Olympic Bobsled team.
🤣👍
Too funny!!🤣😂
A very big concern of mine is did Adam doing ANY type of a pre-running routine....such as stretching?? That is so vitally important for anybody to be properly warmed up...most especially how unconditioned he is and his age!! Also, a quick cool down would have also been very beneficial!!
Woo can't even bend over and touch his toes 🤣
@@markfairchild-lz5rw Mostly likely not!! Those tight hamstring are gonna pop big time if he doesn't know how to warm up properly!!
I'm sure he thought that getting his socks and On Clouds on was warm-up enough.
@@dschmidt1140 Ya know, you're right! Nobody gonna tell the WooMaster what to do!!
I'm looking at his ankles at 5:18 Are they swollen up down where his sock meets his shoe or are his socks bunched up? If they're swollen, he needs to see a doctor ASAP.
Why?
@@steveb4018 Swollen ankles are signs of heart failure, possible kidney failure, liver issues or diabetes.
He should get a physical
He’s special!!
The machine he called "this thing" (which he also said was one of his favorite workout machines) is actually called a "captain's chair"...it can be instrumental for training especially the lower part of the abdominal muscles.
only if you use it with proper form, pace, and breathing which he isn't
Woo's arteries are as congested as Disney Main Street during a parade.
Woo is running down the drain 😂 Flush Him Sherrif 🤣
I liked the last few minutes where Adam starts pointing at his weight bench. Adam states, how he might have to upgrade to a sturdier bench at some point. I laughed out loud realizing that he’s brainstorming about how the brand new bench that he isn’t even utilizing. Whatsoever. Might actually need to be upgraded.
🙄
Yes....I just made a comment about him saying that....he most likely just laid on it to check it out and almost fell off...or it felt "wobbly" because of his largeness.
I just read that the Carpetbagger plans to do the NYC marathon!
Seriously? 😂
@@TheTrollPatrolha ha. Could u imagine?
Double up on those burnt veggies David. That oughtta help too!
On average, I walk 15 to 20 miles daily. There is no reason his Saucony shoes can't do that either.
You probably do not consume 5k calories a day like him
@brikan03 I try for 2200 calories per day, so your right ✅️
That's awesome!! I love walking especially through and around nature park trails!! Good for the soul!!
On Clouds, he said
@@moonchild-711 It is the best antidepressant and anti-anxiety medication 💊 you can take.
If I was Woo..I would take some time off from filming to get fit and then make a comeback. But no. Instead he’s gonna be fat and sweaty in front of us the entire time.
He is more motivated by the filming of it.
With all the money woo makes from being a grifter, he should get a personal trainer. It’s sad to watch one’s demise
I’d def tune into a PPV event with Michael Kay vs woo in a fitness challenge. 😅😂
I'm tired of Adam blaming weight. I had a healthy baby without any health issues myself at 43 and 250+ lbs. There were guys weighing over 300lbs running with no excuses at the NFL combine just last week
Well to be fair those guys are in their early 20’s.
@@johncrutchfieldjr that's true 👍 My worry is some poor soul trying to find motivation to get fit by 50 then run across Adam's channel...🥴
Run, Forrest, Run!
Maybe he doesn’t know how to put on the treadmill. Lol
If you don’t do a special on random memories on his instagram, you’re seriously missing out.
OMG!! Did he say the captain's chair works your legs and "ass?" Nope! Specifically targets the lower abdominal muscles! I know he's no expert, for sure, but I can't take misinformation regarding fitness/working out. Love those grunts and groans sound effects Sheriff!!
Thank you! He’s the expert at everything!
@@annabelljoyce9065 I wanted to go in on him even more but I had my "be nice girl" hat on tonight!😁
@@annabelljoyce9065Thank you!! Now that is a very nice compliment🥰....the Sheriff is so awesome always!! 😊
It doesn't look like he was getting much lower abs though.
Pigeon-toed Woo can barely awkwardly walk on the balls of his feet. How does he really expect to ever run a marathon?
🐦💩
Feeble by 50 🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 comedy gold.
I think the Woo just came face to face with reality. This is a guy who hasn't worked a real job in decades. He has not had any kind of routine at all in his life much less any physical activity. If he were to get a job that required actual work, he would be unfit to do it. It's only going to get hotter and more humid everyday in Florida now, making it even harder to get in shape.
Truth!
but..but..but i quit sodas!!