Dagoth Ur: Twin White Gold Towers
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- Опубліковано 25 вер 2023
- Dagoth talks about some twin towers or something that used to be in the Imperial city. Nerevar isn't really sure what he's on about.
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This joke is like two weeks late, but I didn't want to break up the continuity of the Shivering Isles just for this. So here you go.
It was worth waiting 2 weeks and all the way through this video to hear the last joke 😅
11th of Hearthfire was an inside job
LOLOLOL i thought it was a real story until I saw the 1st tower go down. Btw dwemer oil can't melt enchanted steel beams.
Some imperial mongral dog: Who lubed up these skooma khajiits with Dwemer oil!
White gold tower seven fell down and it wasn't even attacked by a cliff racer
@@allewis4008Of course that held all the imperial records on the financial crimes of the East Empire Trading Company. The White Gold Towers was an inside job.
Sujamma can't melt white gold.
A wealthy Altmer merchant had just bought the white gold towers for 14 million septims, but thanks to the intervention of the imperial chancellor in the wake of the incident, he was able to cash the 4 billion septim insurance, which he took back to summerset for safekeeping.
He forgot to mention the Altmer that were dancing and celebrating as they watched from atop of their cart across Lake Rumare!
Emperor, a second Khajit hit the tower.
I tried to save the buildings by using an Elder Scroll to travel back in time and catch the cats before they crashed.
But then the towers exploded anyway. I wanted to get a better look before the spell ran out, but it was hard to get past these bunch of Altmer who were dancing around.
Those wacky Thalmor!
Did you see how the Skooma melted the Dwemer beams? I'm also confused about what happened to Market 7.
Moon sugar doesn't melt Dwemer metal at that temperature
Not only is Nerevar playing Cybersleuth, he’s using a growlmon, a gargomon and a seadramon. That lizard’s got taste.
Digimon was pretty ok
@@Bloody_bucketDigimon was pretty, ok?
@@inkchariot6147 pretty good
I've yet to play it. But I'm going to.
CYBERSLEU-digimon world on the ps1 was the best and only good digimon game. I enjoyed cybersleuth only in the times it reminded me of digimon world. my copy of digimon world is scratched and crashes everytime I enter the swamp, I am sad... Wait i think i was talking about next order... digimon world is the best ps1 game... digimon world is the only good ps1 game... jade cocoon was better.
The Dr. Weird segment with the Telvanni wizards killed me
That was gold!
i appreciate the Aqua Team Hunger Force reference
Crazy how no one remembers the reports of dancing argonians.
The Dancing Altmer
You mean dancing Mer. Everyone knows the Mer control Cyrodiil from behind the scenes.
And then the empire occupied black marsh for 20 years looking for Neloth even though he was in Morrowind the whole time.
Funny how the argonians were planning to sell hist sap in eleven currency at the same time.
As a symbol of Unity?
Maybe they should consider remaking the tower as a symbol of Godot.
Man we'll be waiting for Godot for a long while.
@@xanmontes8715 Maybe a symbol of Unreal?
@@DarkOmegaMK2 yeeeee
me: getting ready for work
- glances at youtube recommended
- checks time
- (10 minutes late for work) yeah, i got time.
I heard that the Thalmor supplied Neloth with the moon sugar.
Woohoo! I get to see that video before it's banned by youtube!
Not sure if this actually happened or if Dagoth's mind is so messed up from "godhood" that he hallucinates/sees alternative timeline/universes.
The crack or lorkan
@@1337doominatorhe might have been taking his share of Jazaro’s stash
ok but where is the mention of the insurance policy on the two towers just before hand????
Sujamma can't melt steel memes.
Yo Neravar was playing Cybersleuth leave him be.
Neloth as Dr. Weird is something I didn't know I needed
Everyone always forgets when the the White-Gold Tower 7 fell down despite no khajiit being any where near it that day all within it's own footprint.
It went down due to sympathetic vibrations from all the Falmer dancing in unison after the first Khajiit hit.
Ask Redguards what happened to Yokuda.....the Left-handed Mer sank the continent by destroying the Tower....
I was wondering why being able to fly was persona non grata post-Morrowind.
I love that nerevar is playing digimon I love that game
Nerevar wasn't in the mood for another adventure, otherwise he'd be wearing his fur hat!
What game will he be playing next time? Amogus? Payday 3?
Why is this always so impossibly funny to me
This is super high quality
Neloth / Dr Weird from Aquateen, brilliant
Neravar is playing Digimon. Respect.
I'm so glad you keep making these! ❤️
Gentleman… BEHOLD! Corn!
Eh.. what??
Shiet, I don't know man. I mean after last time...
@@TheAnnoyingF2P this time… is different!
@@tiberiumgaming Eh, well alright... cause I am hungry again...
@@TheAnnoyingF2P ITS NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL!! Hahahahahahahaha!
Nevar forgetti
Getting the khajit hopped up on an ungodly amount of skooma for research purposes?
Did Lord Dagoth Ur (the god, not the mountain) just say that there's an Elder Scrolls version of MKultra?
Sharing such secret information would indeed honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned...
Nice aqua teen reference.
Mage fire can't melt Ayleid stone.
Thank you lord Dagoth for more epic fucking content
😱 Wow, Nerevarine play's with Growlmon as a main digimon, (the evolutions related to Guilmon are my favourites digimons) 🦖 I see you're a man of culture as well 🍷🧐
Oooooh I just realized who the mad scientist reference was. Clever lol
"Naravar! Wake up! They hit the imperial Palace!"
I love U Dagoth Ur
I love the dr. weird reference lmao
You'd think Dagoth would need a vacation after all that crazy. I guess a rolling Sharmat gathers no Corprus
Two uploads in two days? You spoil me. : )
Bro, just let the lizard play Digimon in peace.
Can't...stop…wheezing!
Gentlemen... BEHOLD! I have created... the Empire's DOOM, Steve! Mwahahaha!
Is that Digimon Cyber Sleuth he is playing, hell yeah that game is my jam.
#NeverForgetHearthfire11th1E2001
Turns out there never were master level destruction spells in black marsh.
He is playing cyber sleuth based taste
Pretty accurate.
digimon siber sluth is a good game
This is canon
that was so fucking funny! i am WHEEZING!
Why Isn't this vid in the all vid Playlist? Or am I Misremembering.
Fuck yes
I died. XP
9/11 jokes never gets old... I really need to get off from 4chan.
Can you?
@@brothercoconut6599 the ride never ends...
This is just one giant 9/11 joke isn't it?
Very anti aldmeric language in the comments here 😡
GENTLEMER. BEHOLD. KWAMA EGGS.
Oh well, hey. Y-You know, this is pretty nice! Yeah and I am kinda hungry..
GOOD. THEN LET THE MATING. BEGIN! HA HA HA HA HA HA