9 THINGS ONLY SINGLE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

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  • It's okay to be single...right?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @yumihotaru741
    @yumihotaru741 6 років тому +785

    the sun is alone too..but still shining

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 років тому +9

      Just so beautiful

    • @JunJTF
      @JunJTF 6 років тому +19

      yumi hotaru lmao best comment ever

    • @weisodraws
      @weisodraws 6 років тому +4

      But the moon.....

    • @aikku3518
      @aikku3518 6 років тому +15

      xXBlueShadowXx The sun makes the moon rise too!

    • @weisodraws
      @weisodraws 6 років тому +3

      Aikku :3 unfortunately the moon doesn't shine😁😁😁

  • @malak0209
    @malak0209 5 років тому +3354

    Single bells
    Single bells
    Single all the wayy
    My crush told me lets be friends
    Single all the way
    Yay.. :(
    (I don't have a crush)

    • @alvin8203
      @alvin8203 5 років тому +44

      Cherryz Life I love this 😂

    • @malak0209
      @malak0209 5 років тому +24

      @@alvin8203 Lmao

    • @VulpesFlauros_
      @VulpesFlauros_ 5 років тому +21

      so true :'(

    • @tls1236
      @tls1236 5 років тому +133

      No no, it’s
      Single bells
      Single bells
      Single all the way
      My crush said
      Let’s just be friends
      Friend zoned all the wayyyy

    • @malak0209
      @malak0209 5 років тому +35

      @@tls1236 Well It Can Be Both

  • @jianhao
    @jianhao  7 років тому +12637

    Who here is single af? hahaha

    • @florleano3217
      @florleano3217 7 років тому +108

      JianHao Tan ✋

    • @nicoleong7719
      @nicoleong7719 7 років тому +63

      JianHao Tan me but I'm in p5

    • @L霖-v2z
      @L霖-v2z 7 років тому +116

      JianHao Tan "I am not single I am double"
      -One of your videos

    • @linkstart2828
      @linkstart2828 7 років тому +36

      Meee 😂

    • @sillyally81
      @sillyally81 7 років тому +15

      JianHao Tan MEEEE😂

  • @Stones309
    @Stones309 5 років тому +5626

    Now hao hao still doesn't have a girlfriend...
    He has a wife and a baby

  • @nynra6584
    @nynra6584 6 років тому +2384

    There should be a 'Singles Day' just right after Valentines Day for people like me. Anyone thinks the same?
    Update: Visiting this comment after 2 years on May 7, 2020. And I didn't know it had 2k+ likes and so many people have been here 😭 How time passes. 😢 My friends I think God forgot to make one for me😑

    • @larrybyrd6596
      @larrybyrd6596 6 років тому +15

      navin rai agreed.

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 років тому +15

      Definitely.

    • @HugeMobTowerBoy
      @HugeMobTowerBoy 6 років тому +49

      valonetine
      *pun intended*

    • @abdullahsarker3595
      @abdullahsarker3595 6 років тому +9

      YES! Im single cos almost everyone in my school hates me.BTW there are sooo many lesbians in my school.

    • @AB-J
      @AB-J 6 років тому +8

      There should be one BUT
      We need to think about what people should do on singles day
      e.g. Valentine's Day is there so people can spend time with their special someone

  • @TitanGamersOfficial
    @TitanGamersOfficial 7 років тому +1236

    Forever alone...

  • @toshilikessushi8943
    @toshilikessushi8943 7 років тому +1176

    The most relatable thing I've seen all day

  • @thu4der536
    @thu4der536 5 років тому +4109

    Mom: do you have a girlfriend
    Me: yea but in a different nation
    Mom: what nation

    Me: my imagination

    • @kiyoshi5430
      @kiyoshi5430 5 років тому +46

      😂😂😂

    • @soon1336
      @soon1336 5 років тому +69

      I'll tell the same thing to my mom

    • @HabaouiAdam
      @HabaouiAdam 4 роки тому +29

      How original

    • @nolongerhooman2341
      @nolongerhooman2341 4 роки тому +55

      It happens when you're an otaku. You don't find the people around you attractive. You can't date an anime character either. So you just imagine having your favorite anime character as girlfriend/boyfriend.

    • @星星-c8u
      @星星-c8u 4 роки тому +8

      Boomers: HAHA 😂

  • @xiaolin6541
    @xiaolin6541 6 років тому +1565

    You sleep, Internet, eat and repeat I do this everyday.

  • @jianhao
    @jianhao  7 років тому +1450

    Poppy is the queen

  • @lbot6366
    @lbot6366 6 років тому +501

    The third wheel thing... never get into this, that sucks. And never let your friend feel like the third wheel. Take your time for your gf and take your tome for your friends.

    • @Antony2618
      @Antony2618 6 років тому +1

      2000 Abonnenten ohne Video? Helft mir! :D Amen LMAO

    • @christinerosario6210
      @christinerosario6210 6 років тому +2

      3000 Abonnenten ohne Video? Helft mir! :D yeh true

    • @touxiong519
      @touxiong519 6 років тому +2

      Being the third wheel is an art. You just need learn how to disappear the moment they forgot about you. It quite funny if they actually forget you were even there and leave without you. Lol agian it's an art.

    • @oxyyy6467
      @oxyyy6467 4 роки тому

      So then am i god at it since i disappear almost all the time undetected?

  • @arshadfarah3236
    @arshadfarah3236 5 років тому +1513

    When he was eating the sausage and the old guy came like "EAT THIS!" And gave him a donut I understood very well

  • @saku9269
    @saku9269 6 років тому +578

    Single bell
    Single bell
    Single all the way.
    All what’s fun it is to see
    All couple fight all day
    Hey!
    :’[

  • @lovemecom3832
    @lovemecom3832 6 років тому +118

    Sometimes being single is a smart choice because you don't depend your happiness to someone else and you don't need to invest on someone who will just break your heart. But it's your choice because there are pros and cons to every situation so bettter choose the things that makes your heart happy.

    • @seriouslatte9167
      @seriouslatte9167 6 років тому +1

      I’m gay. Maybe Gong Gong will give me a donut, not a sausage.

    • @sarangfied
      @sarangfied 2 роки тому

      Well said some people are just made to be single.. there should be no rush and get heartbroken again and again

    • @Senpai_Kunn
      @Senpai_Kunn Рік тому

      Its so lonely though since I have no friends and im not dating anyone T-T I do understand that though having someone by your side could be very painful to me at most times. Which is why just making friends is hard since I always feel so insecure thinking I made a mistake or they don’t like me/ don’t think of me as a friend. Its better for me to stick alone since i can just focus on school and not feel anxious but at the same time its so lonely and difficult everyday..

  • @jab5737
    @jab5737 7 років тому +978

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Reserve a table,
    Dinner for two,
    Who needs a lover,
    when u can eat all the food

  • @giocuthbert7921
    @giocuthbert7921 4 роки тому +309

    3:00 i see what you did there...

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 4 роки тому +16

      Gio Cuthbert oh god now I see it

    • @dea368
      @dea368 4 роки тому +11

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @dracotunes
      @dracotunes 4 роки тому +6

      This and Grindr

    • @scpfoundation8597
      @scpfoundation8597 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t understand the joke

    • @dea368
      @dea368 4 роки тому +28

      Its because he was eating a sausage and it's gay eating them so gong gong gave him a bagel since it means a girls part since he thought he was gay

  • @alida8837
    @alida8837 6 років тому +867

    3:00 Took me a while to understand😂

    • @betelgeuse4568
      @betelgeuse4568 6 років тому +70

      I still dont understand

    • @Shidetsa
      @Shidetsa 6 років тому +146

      Chemzz the hotdog represents something that starts with d and the donut represents something that starts with a v

    • @miclisandro6719
      @miclisandro6719 5 років тому +25

      Yeah I understand it

    • @theunknown9441
      @theunknown9441 5 років тому +13

      same

    • @zhongkai5242
      @zhongkai5242 5 років тому +12

      @@Shidetsa thanks for ur explain...

  • @HarishKumar-uq5ml
    @HarishKumar-uq5ml 6 років тому +390

    I don't really understand why being single is a like big crime in today's world, most of the successful youth are single people and relationship is gone to such an extend that they can't even define what Love is anymore and now it's all about Lust :(

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 6 років тому +25

      It's not, but once you reach a certain age people do begin to ask questions. For girls it's along the lines of "Is there something wrong with her? Why aren't guys willing to settle down with her?" And for guys it's along the lines of "Is there something immature about him? Is he not mature enough to settle down and take responsibility?"

    • @shelleynguyen2410
      @shelleynguyen2410 6 років тому +28

      Because it gets different when u grow up, u feel lonely and at one point u want to someone to "share" your love. And no longer can you hang out with friends cause they have girlfriends. At one point it will be depressing in life sometimes because u have no one to love by your side. Sure u have friends and family but they have their own stuffFF. IdK but that's what I think.

    • @LoveleneLeBlanc
      @LoveleneLeBlanc 6 років тому +11

      A couple of reasons behind that: #1.Because deep down, most people don’t like the feeling of being single for so long in their life, #2.There’s gonna come a time when you will eventually want to be with someone, especially if there’s someone you become attracted to or develop strong feelings for, #3.You’re gonna eventually want to have sex with someone, #4.Sometimes there are just too many attractive people in the world for you to stay single, and #5.then there’s being third-wheeled all the time. I’m sure the list could go on, especially if people have their personal reasons behind it.

    • @daraptor5281
      @daraptor5281 6 років тому +5

      Lovelene2105 Le Blanc yea the time I will feel like entering a relationship is the time I'm dead

    • @samatoki3495
      @samatoki3495 6 років тому +1

      im a girl almost 20 not interested in sex. I hate being sexually active with someone so im single on purpose and im just ugly lol.

  • @Cathleen998
    @Cathleen998 7 років тому +453

    its alright everyone :(
    we're single cause we're painfully beautiful (according to buzzfeed) ahaha xD

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 років тому +180

      AHHAHAHAHA HA HA Hah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa a a a a...... ahhh ahh :(

    • @Cathleen998
      @Cathleen998 7 років тому +4

      your gf and you (if you like being called beautiful ahaha) are probably outliers though!!

    • @nothinghere5775
      @nothinghere5775 7 років тому

      +JianHao Tan Hey JianHao I am Thailand Peoples I want to ask you what eternal crusade Server are you in and what is your name in Eternal crusade (if you think I lie that I am thai here a proof สวัสดี)

    • @Redl1me_
      @Redl1me_ 7 років тому

      Cat C Fuck Buzzfeed, like Fuck Buzzed.

    • @kuyusiro9428
      @kuyusiro9428 7 років тому

      Cat C tat is truee

  • @monmaka
    @monmaka 4 роки тому +119

    my friends:crying over being single for a week
    me:been single for 13 years probably 10 more YEARS

  • @typicalhike8673
    @typicalhike8673 5 років тому +579

    well thats describe my whole life 😅

    • @mariab.3487
      @mariab.3487 5 років тому +1

      Same lol

    • @yaele_flips
      @yaele_flips 5 років тому +3

      Single gang

    • @ylva_v_aamaas5316
      @ylva_v_aamaas5316 5 років тому +1

      Same!

    • @smatzuu
      @smatzuu 5 років тому +3

      typical hike yeah! And its also weird to see people making out while your single

    • @marioelburro1492
      @marioelburro1492 5 років тому

      @@mariab.3487 lemme change that lmao jk I have no game😅😑😥

  • @hi24626
    @hi24626 7 років тому +132

    It's nice to stay single...
    You won't have to share your snacks with anyone else.

    • @xconankunx4530
      @xconankunx4530 7 років тому +1

      Random Girl
      you must be mudda fat. jks 😈

    • @hi24626
      @hi24626 7 років тому

      Konan Kun haha XD Well I AM gaining weight lolol... still love mah snacks~

    • @xconankunx4530
      @xconankunx4530 7 років тому +3

      Random Girl
      more cushion for the pushing. built for comfort not speed. 😏

    • @masrybeyhebelyoutubemy8231
      @masrybeyhebelyoutubemy8231 7 років тому

      Random Girl who are u.....damn it I hate being single

    • @dankmemesandmusic
      @dankmemesandmusic 7 років тому

      FeelsGoodMan

  • @soyboy6832
    @soyboy6832 5 років тому +386

    i spend half of my day sleeping and the other half watching random stuff

    • @NakulA2730
      @NakulA2730 5 років тому +1

      i like pie I was ur 100th like

    • @ap-ks9ey
      @ap-ks9ey 5 років тому +1

      I spend my whole day playing pc eat and sleep that all

    • @harveychiefe8508
      @harveychiefe8508 5 років тому

      "random"

  • @andeeeideiii1447
    @andeeeideiii1447 5 років тому +225

    And years later, they got married and is now expecting a baby

    • @yikxuan2977
      @yikxuan2977 4 роки тому +8

      andeeei deiii and now the baby is already out

    • @johnethanwilliamsolo1025
      @johnethanwilliamsolo1025 4 роки тому +1

      And now we have Baby Starley!

    • @periottt6896
      @periottt6896 4 роки тому +1

      U forgot she gave birth and is raising that baby👶 LOL😂😂😂

  • @meowman9084
    @meowman9084 7 років тому +163

    " *Hi I'm Poppy* "

    • @proudtobeaslytherin7431
      @proudtobeaslytherin7431 6 років тому

      MeowMan I am scared to death now. WHY DID YOU MENTION POPPY???!!!!!!!😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰

    • @LOVAR7
      @LOVAR7 6 років тому

      4:45 Creepy

    • @marikadesho8507
      @marikadesho8507 6 років тому

      MeowMan Hi Poppy, my name is jeff

  • @ankitdas8200
    @ankitdas8200 6 років тому +39

    I am single too....😔
    And this video shows the real me.

    • @rockon795
      @rockon795 6 років тому

      Hello darkness, my old friend...

  • @kariririri1
    @kariririri1 5 років тому +501

    Who's here in 2019? When JianHao got married?

  • @ARMY-MOA-Engene-cv2js
    @ARMY-MOA-Engene-cv2js 4 роки тому +123

    "doesn't bother to look good"
    JianHao: *looks great in the hooded jacket*
    Hmmmm I think not xD

  • @gamerricey-minecraftroblox7689
    @gamerricey-minecraftroblox7689 7 років тому +421

    Jian Hao: "I don't like having a girlfriend. I like being single."
    Poppy: "I will hunt for you, Jian Hao. You will be mine. Action: *poppy does her creepy face*
    RIP Jian Hao 2K17

    • @alive65
      @alive65 7 років тому +6

      Dude, it’s been 5 months, and you still haven’t closed the parenthesis

    • @dominantpersona3326
      @dominantpersona3326 6 років тому

      GamerRicey -Minecraft, Roblox, The Sims 4 & Games cringe

    • @tomatoboi5735
      @tomatoboi5735 6 років тому

      GamerRicey -Minecraft, Roblox, The Sims 4 & Games popy?

  • @wangjingyi4360
    @wangjingyi4360 4 роки тому +392

    Debbie must be so offended when she sees this because she’s already your wife, oof

  • @normahzainuddin6819
    @normahzainuddin6819 6 років тому +176

    Those who dislike doesn't appreciate it. He work so hard on the videos!😩😞

    • @kittyplayer
      @kittyplayer 6 років тому +6

      Normah Zainuddin IKR THEY SHOULD DIEEEE
      too far oops

    • @normahzainuddin6819
      @normahzainuddin6819 6 років тому +3

      @@kittyplayer I really think u gone tooooo far.🤐

    • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
      @noonebossesthegarnet2890 5 років тому +2

      Nahh, the dislike button is another way to say “dis i like”

    • @tanujamorrow6813
      @tanujamorrow6813 5 років тому

      I know I agree

    • @sushi-pm9ib
      @sushi-pm9ib 5 років тому +1

      It is their opinion you can't go and tell them not to like or dislike vids. Everyone here has an opinion, like some of you guys like it, you like the vid and some people dislike it they don't like it.

  • @macyrabino8470
    @macyrabino8470 4 роки тому +254

    Everyone around me is sleeping and
    I screamed when Denise was Bryan's girlfriend😂😂

  • @blackballoons2555
    @blackballoons2555 7 років тому +993

    this message has been edited twice so it doesn’t make sense but stream montero

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 років тому +35

      none of this makes sense anymore.

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 років тому +99

      what are you talking about this video is totally PC okay? No titties no cuss words no views

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 років тому +4

      AHHAA TRUE

    • @blackballoons2555
      @blackballoons2555 7 років тому +16

      Took me forever to realise the jokes and i fucking fell off my chair from laughing

    • @Mintshake_bunny
      @Mintshake_bunny 7 років тому +16

      OHMY, I just realised thanks to this comment xDD I just passed it like 'probably another SG joke/ a reference to something I don't get' but wow I'm stupid :D

  • @AzZulski
    @AzZulski 6 років тому +974

    I get the joke the sausage and the donut
    Is sex

  • @kn9733
    @kn9733 7 років тому +113

    I don't know why people always associate being single as something bad?? Are people really that desperate? Some people make it seem like it's the end of the world.
    This video was funny I just wanted to say something

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 років тому +16

      thats what I realized thats why I think this video is a little different :P shows the good and bad sides

    • @freshmarcent2741
      @freshmarcent2741 7 років тому +5

      Yeah well... When you finally get a girlfriend & after a year or two in the relationship, you're obviously going to want more as you thought getting a girlfriend was going to be more cooler than you thought...

    • @someguy9520
      @someguy9520 7 років тому +1

      wotz wright im like 1.5yrs into a relationship and sometimes i feel like being single would benefit my cycling training and social environment like friends an colleagues. But after some thought im still happy to have my gf. Kinda strange

    • @annabellebhagwandeen1306
      @annabellebhagwandeen1306 6 років тому

      Orange Jams Jimin true. BTW armyyyyyy

  • @revertingthemoldways
    @revertingthemoldways 3 роки тому +18

    Everything you do, you do for yourself.
    "And all I loved, I love alone " Edgar Allan Poe ❤❤

  • @aoevapor8702
    @aoevapor8702 7 років тому +426

    ... The donut and sausage joke thoo
    Edit : wow 334 likes most likes i gotten so far

    • @donatiuspynethz1296
      @donatiuspynethz1296 6 років тому +29

      TyranT fuck now I understand what the joke was about. He should not eat sausage because it is gay

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 6 років тому +13

      How did I miss that...

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 6 років тому +4

      Donatius Pynethz there’s nothing wrong with that bro

    • @donatiuspynethz1296
      @donatiuspynethz1296 6 років тому +4

      Yes I know it was just a joke

    • @swagsenpai7701
      @swagsenpai7701 6 років тому +11

      I just now got it because of your comment lmao

  • @shreeprajan9435
    @shreeprajan9435 5 років тому +180

    I dead laughed when his father changed his breakfast to......

    • @reddinosaur5491
      @reddinosaur5491 5 років тому +3

      Umm its his grandfather

    • @xiumin9273
      @xiumin9273 5 років тому

      Died* nit dead

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 5 років тому +2

      Shree Prajan how old are you? 11?

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 4 роки тому

      Parik Satu no one cares

    • @222_____
      @222_____ 4 роки тому

      Parik Satu ah okay

  • @GhostJPS
    @GhostJPS 6 років тому +137

    My current life in a nutshell

  • @mikecher9890
    @mikecher9890 5 років тому +7

    You can be lonely within the crowd, or you can be strong being alone....

  • @kreyzgr5167
    @kreyzgr5167 6 років тому +35

    Youre right i can underdtand you, but only the one with the dating apps is wrong, i have 0 and dont need a girlfriend, im weird and single is the best 4me.

  • @polo2678
    @polo2678 7 років тому +111

    you shouldnt leave that window unlocked from now on... XD

  • @Soze-zw1uy
    @Soze-zw1uy 6 років тому +539

    I have something better than a girl
    Consoles and video games

    • @bluebloodcell9420
      @bluebloodcell9420 6 років тому +7

      I have something better than a partner *high ten
      -Yaoi-

    • @jaybn4350
      @jaybn4350 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @eliebordron5599
      @eliebordron5599 6 років тому +6

      Those won't break your heart at least 😂

    • @luxury2092
      @luxury2092 6 років тому +4

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I agree, except I'm a girl.

    • @p4lladion
      @p4lladion 6 років тому +1

      Meeee

  • @melissa-sj4rr
    @melissa-sj4rr 5 років тому +83

    3:00 OML IM WHEEZING
    after gong gong asked if hao was gay who else got that
    2019 any1?

  • @NoyumiAo
    @NoyumiAo 7 років тому +382

    it's okay, we all secretly watch Poppy

    • @jianhao
      @jianhao  7 років тому +72

      I do more than just watch...

    • @NoyumiAo
      @NoyumiAo 7 років тому +16

      JianHao Tan oh... hmm, better if you stay single! 😂

    • @abhivenkat581
      @abhivenkat581 7 років тому +3

      JianHao Tan think u r totally free 2day bro

    • @nightowl2782
      @nightowl2782 7 років тому +2

      lol true

    • @ploppatartu5378
      @ploppatartu5378 7 років тому +3

      JianHao Tan Wth what??😂😂

  • @zoyamalik3289
    @zoyamalik3289 6 років тому +145

    I am 21 years old still single no boyfriend yet . I never get into relationship. first achieve ur goals make ur parents proud then marry becoz I truly believe in arrange marriage. my friends like "if u study Nd love books no one is going to marry u" what serious???

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 років тому +9

      zoya malik u like arrange marraiges lol u suck bet u r Indian some people like nerd partners by the way

    • @zoyamalik3289
      @zoyamalik3289 6 років тому +7

      Domins mob don't call him herd partner.. intensionally our parents never ever select a wrong person as their daughter life parents it's a beautiful gift from them. I truly believe in arrange marriage happiness of our parents all functions everything . it's more better than hurting our parents by doing love marriage and live our life without our parents blessings.

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 років тому +12

      zoya malik love marriages are good only if you find a good life partner and if your parents are open minded. after all its our life and we cant always do what someone else wants us to do and our parents can select a wrong person if they don't know the reality of that person maybe he pretends to be good but actually he is an evil inside it is good to marry someone whom you trust and already know well

    • @dennismob7573
      @dennismob7573 6 років тому +3

      zoya malik and by the way why are you referring to yourself as him?

    • @xnk8555
      @xnk8555 6 років тому +22

      zoya malik Arranged marriage is a joke. It's you who have to spend the rest of ur life with the person you marry not ur mom nd dad so it should be your choice.

  • @davidjohnrico6362
    @davidjohnrico6362 6 років тому +325

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    i’m still single what about you?

  • @willashei
    @willashei 5 років тому +111

    Jianhao:I’m fine being single
    Also jianhao: **married to debbie**
    Me:bruh

    • @seoox7721
      @seoox7721 5 років тому +4

      strawbxrrytae딸기태 ya he’s fine bc he’s taken but I don’t mind being single bc I’m still a kid

  • @devilboy1444
    @devilboy1444 7 років тому +99

    i'm single... i don't have friends.. i always wear a mask, but i'm still happy..
    why i don't want to be in a relationship is because... i can never be in one.. i'm too ugly..
    i wear a mask because i'm a pretty risky and secretive + mysterious person...
    the reason why i don't have friends is because i like being alone.. forever and yes, like you think.. i'm a weird person

    • @Yuras649
      @Yuras649 6 років тому +2

      Devil Boy bro i‘m not ugly .. neither am I Pretty, I like been around people, and also like been alone. Iv had 5 Realationships, but no friends. Lol sad life, now I’m single 4 hole 7 months. Life sucks.

    • @jassicastifani6186
      @jassicastifani6186 6 років тому

      Same here, but sometimes feel lonely tho

    • @shouryaamrut7736
      @shouryaamrut7736 6 років тому +1

      Devil Boy ARE YOU POPPY.?.!!

    • @devilboy1444
      @devilboy1444 6 років тому +6

      Kirke - i'm 23. a bit older than you. :D and i've never been in a relationship too...
      and yes, people think that being alone is some kind of a bad thing. but i guess at some point in your life you have to be alone, one way or another...

    • @devilboy1444
      @devilboy1444 6 років тому

      Shourya Amrut - i'm more than POPPY!!! :D

  • @xxgachakittenxx6755
    @xxgachakittenxx6755 6 років тому +95

    being single is a win win but a lose at the same time, ya kmow?

  • @sirroderic4794
    @sirroderic4794 6 років тому +486

    I'm single but not for long
    I'll have a girlfriend in a few months
    (Don't ask how)

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 років тому +65

      Hyper Rifle fine I'll tell you
      She told me its too early to be dating so we have to get to know each other better

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 років тому +6

      Volacious what?

    • @Rebornedi
      @Rebornedi 6 років тому +152

      JaderGDYT So ur telling me that she friendzoned u and u didn’t even realised? Lol

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 років тому +27

      No she likes me too
      And we have a date planed

    • @sirroderic4794
      @sirroderic4794 6 років тому +34

      She told me we are gonna be a couple one day
      That one day is in a few months

  • @gabrielle258
    @gabrielle258 4 роки тому +12

    4:34
    JianHao: I mean, touch it touch it!
    Me watching in 2020 during corona virus: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

  • @Rachel-nw3gu
    @Rachel-nw3gu 6 років тому +130

    My boyfriend is Nutella ☺️

  • @cereol7750
    @cereol7750 6 років тому +23

    Omg... I can relate to every “single” thing is this video. (I’m crying right now 😂😂)

  • @boiboi8591
    @boiboi8591 6 років тому +21

    This guy just explain my daily life in 5 mins

  • @christinen4093
    @christinen4093 4 роки тому +1

    You are literally the best UA-camr ever!!!!!!! I watch you 24/7 literally!!
    😁😁😁😁😁

  • @NightHoundd11
    @NightHoundd11 7 років тому +146

    that wood joke....LMAO

  • @dr.harmanankaur2768
    @dr.harmanankaur2768 5 років тому +43

    4:18 she is ur real girlfriend... And now ur wife to be!!!!

  • @sayantankar7208
    @sayantankar7208 6 років тому +79

    It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like you are saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground.😢

  • @aleekalexiecampos133
    @aleekalexiecampos133 3 роки тому +8

    Marvel studios: wakanda forever!!!
    Single people:Alone forever!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RakeshKumar-ef9pq
    @RakeshKumar-ef9pq 6 років тому +76

    Hello JianHao Tan
    I am from India and I like your videos very much. 3 days ago , I watched a video of yours and it was so good that whole day I spent my time in watching your videos.

    • @rakhalroy4411
      @rakhalroy4411 5 років тому

      same like me i am spent my whole day watching his videos

  • @OrionnPax
    @OrionnPax 7 років тому +7

    JIANHAO YOU'RE THE BEST!!!! DONT STOP MAKING AMAZING VIDEOS PLEASE!!!!!

  • @mexyou292
    @mexyou292 6 років тому +89

    I actually think there is difrence betwen girl & boy singel

    • @gravykinss
      @gravykinss 5 років тому +12

      Well I'm a single girl and relate to everything

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 5 років тому +4

      Single boy here 👋
      I'll never get a girl 😖

    • @katemarie5924
      @katemarie5924 5 років тому

      how tho i relate so much to everything in dis tho

    • @potatoesandtomatoes6817
      @potatoesandtomatoes6817 5 років тому +1

      Huh
      We are just extra awkward with opposite sex

    • @EllySoccerstar
      @EllySoccerstar 5 років тому

      # MExYOU why

  • @Varun_79
    @Varun_79 Рік тому +1

    The struggle is real, Thanks for the video

  • @potatopatata1511
    @potatopatata1511 6 років тому +19

    Single pringle and proud of it!

  • @chrischewc
    @chrischewc 7 років тому +248

    HAHAHA good job bro

  • @nimakp2039
    @nimakp2039 6 років тому +6

    YESSS.... I LOVE BEING SINGLE.... No Girlfriend 😌😌 Money free
    I feel good when there is no girls around me

  • @Ross72A
    @Ross72A 2 роки тому +1

    It pains me how relatable this is

  • @abelxotesfaye406
    @abelxotesfaye406 6 років тому +5

    Just had a breakup yesterday😖
    Watching this video made me alive again like there's other things i could do
    Like imma full time gamer. Soon gonn get start up gaming UA-cam
    Ths is crazy but now i feel like i shd start my crazy life alone😇

  • @ronaldgogoi3491
    @ronaldgogoi3491 6 років тому +62

    4:10 I feel the same

  • @Jesusimfruguys
    @Jesusimfruguys 6 років тому +24

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    No one will buy them,
    It's painful but true.

  • @alexamaxineaguilar350
    @alexamaxineaguilar350 3 роки тому +3

    Its good seeing jian hao younger in this video, but now he has a wife and a beautiful baby girl , hope you to have a happy life 💕
    Who's watching this in 2021 ?!?!

  • @maddygrabham136
    @maddygrabham136 6 років тому +257

    ThatPoppy

  • @emeraldzzjh8512
    @emeraldzzjh8512 7 років тому +16

    ROSES ARE RED,
    VOLIETS ARE BLUE,
    BUNCHA WEARING A CUTE HOODIE,
    IZ ALL I NEED!!!

  • @Sai-kg7bv
    @Sai-kg7bv 6 років тому +36

    This video.....
    Is the definition of me 😂😂😂😂

  • @kohamy8910
    @kohamy8910 4 роки тому +12

    Me, because I’m a child

  • @LactiC
    @LactiC 7 років тому +5

    so you made this video just to tell us that you are a big fan of poppy ..
    RESPECT

  • @Dj-ow4op
    @Dj-ow4op 5 років тому +18

    This is disturbingly accurate to my life 😂

  • @icyrita7308
    @icyrita7308 5 років тому +5

    I love Debi, shes so cute and perfect, I’m inspired by her confidence and beauty 🥰🤩

  • @hoon09
    @hoon09 5 років тому +1

    I loved how the hanger swinged round and round

  • @fennefoxx
    @fennefoxx 6 років тому +26

    That one friend who hides in your yard waiting for you to be bored...

  • @sanjanasonakshichinnee5352
    @sanjanasonakshichinnee5352 7 років тому +11

    I really loves your videos ..
    Keep doing it..
    And yeaH u R vry handsome ❤❤

  • @kizkuzgamer7264
    @kizkuzgamer7264 5 років тому +67

    You want to go out on my place theres more wood you can touch there
    HAHAHAHAHHA

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 5 років тому +2

      and the inside joke of the sausage and donut haha😂

  • @HaiderAliKhan
    @HaiderAliKhan 3 роки тому +2

    Yeah breakup hurts but having parents who
    allow you to date but nobody loves you is a
    different kind of pain.

  • @lilpluto3860
    @lilpluto3860 5 років тому +30

    *He watching Poppy while eating Cheetos that is literally me*

  • @majimeow3098
    @majimeow3098 5 років тому +5

    I am single - so - no plans! Guess I'll just watch JianHao Tan videos all day long! :D

  • @kenkaneki7915
    @kenkaneki7915 5 років тому +14

    1:36 do you see the Hand Print on the door

  • @ScarBrosBlackSmokeScarBrosBlac
    @ScarBrosBlackSmokeScarBrosBlac 4 роки тому +5

    I understand all of that... I have experienced almost all of them, apart from the date apps, and at the start I was "Well, I'm not appealing to girls, fine whatever" and as time was passing I saw THE BOIS (my "gang" all having a relationship). Then one day I thought "Well, everyone's busy their gfs. Seeing them happy makes me grateful" then a few crushes in and out I ended up saying "Of course y'all will reject and friendzone me because you prefer bad boys (aka dickheads) and all muscular guys who lack brain cells". Now I'm swinging between the thought "Forget everything and just focus on your career and climb the mountain towards your success" and "I'm so lonely. When will I ever get at least one date, not a gf, just a date"
    Being lonely sometimes make me feel like I am mighty and powerful and other times I feel like I'm a sinner who is being punished in hell

    • @dianarain120
      @dianarain120 4 роки тому

      Hey am a loner too ...I think a lot about life am losing it

  • @elliepuppyfan9579
    @elliepuppyfan9579 7 років тому +180

    at 0:01 who else spot the dog at the bed

  • @rose4lyfe
    @rose4lyfe 4 роки тому +12

    As a single person, I can confirm this true af! XD

  • @PurpleJCAT1
    @PurpleJCAT1 7 років тому +59

    IM POPPY

  • @minichuus
    @minichuus 5 років тому +11

    0:00 LOOK CLOSELY ON THE HANGER THE SHIRT WAS ON..
    (Hint: fell..)

  • @jorendepauw3372
    @jorendepauw3372 5 років тому +19

    I send a dm to a girl and she totally ignored me she didnt even opened it for days

    • @skyblue6840
      @skyblue6840 5 років тому +4

      Joren Depauw why ppl have to be such a**holes like that for? someone do one good thing about you they're ignoring you :/

    • @skyblue6840
      @skyblue6840 5 років тому +3

      Joren Depauw I'm a girl and I won't ignore someone's dm like that, I wouldn't even want guys to see that way

    • @jorendepauw3372
      @jorendepauw3372 5 років тому +1

      sky blue hehe u sweet

    • @trueheroyt9127
      @trueheroyt9127 3 роки тому

      @@skyblue6840 lol it just hurts so much but at least they should replky

    • @randomvideos-nd6yj
      @randomvideos-nd6yj 3 роки тому

      Lol same

  • @misu1089
    @misu1089 7 років тому +4

    no... why poppy?

  • @roohani610
    @roohani610 5 років тому +31

    I LEGIT DIED WHEN GONG GONG CHANGED HIS FOOD... DID Y'ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS SKSKDJF 😏

    • @lovely-gt3ox
      @lovely-gt3ox 5 років тому +5

      @Voldemort I'll explain it.
      sausage: a man's, uh, let's say, wood.
      donut: a woman's... you get it.
      so basically he said he was into women. and gong gong replaced the sausage because he's worried that'll turn him gay.

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 років тому +1

      Insfired I get ur user name. INsFirEd mAaAAaaaAaAan😂💜 BTS

    • @roohani610
      @roohani610 5 років тому

      @@nicodiangel6503 yesss 😂😂💜 also hi army

    • @spo0q178
      @spo0q178 4 роки тому +1

      ARMYYY

    • @roohani610
      @roohani610 4 роки тому +1

      @@spo0q178 HI

  • @bambila673
    @bambila673 Рік тому +1

    2017:Denise loves Brian
    2022:Denise loves jian hao

  • @vedansh.97
    @vedansh.97 4 роки тому +4

    Rm : we want to focus on our career so it's hard to date
    Haohao: I'm trying to focus on my career so I cant date.

  • @rennyfurtado7621
    @rennyfurtado7621 5 років тому +16

    Who alle single and here in 2019 like!

  • @aelishajazzgarcia
    @aelishajazzgarcia 5 років тому +11

    who's here after jianhao's proposal!?

    • @nicodiangel6503
      @nicodiangel6503 5 років тому

      Nvm that! Who’s here after his kid was born?