Jared and Gilfoye saves pied Piper!!! S05E03

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  • Опубліковано 7 січ 2025
  • Silicon valley season 05 episode 03

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  • @danielle4028
    @danielle4028 4 роки тому +1930

    jeezus. jared is good. even going as far as complementing the other side on one of their products at the end

    • @desimanable
      @desimanable 3 роки тому +97

      Man... He is everything that makes a good manager

    • @TeeDubzz
      @TeeDubzz 3 роки тому +65

      Can't have a stick without a carrot, and Jared is trying to repair and build a better relationship. It's business after all

    • @asdf0747
      @asdf0747 2 роки тому +21

      well he was the VP in Hooli with HR and COO department

    • @Stewpkiddable
      @Stewpkiddable 2 роки тому +11

      win two battles and lose one. you must always make concessioins.

    • @jamnmikefx
      @jamnmikefx 2 роки тому +2

      They do it in The Godfather. Jared probably watched that movie and others to practice negotiations lmao

  • @CitrusThirteen
    @CitrusThirteen 3 роки тому +1002

    I feel like out of the entire cast, Jared is the one gilfoyle respected the most, which seems kind of odd, but makes sense since they are both very straightforward and good at their jobs

    • @williamwills492
      @williamwills492 3 роки тому +60

      really?! I would say he was ambivalent at best. He certainly however respected Monica the most, way more than Jared.

    • @MaeLSTRoM1997
      @MaeLSTRoM1997 2 роки тому +34

      @@williamwills492 considering gilfoyle initially called jared's management solutions MBA mind control bullshit, I think his respect for Jared has certainly come a long way.

    • @JoaoPaulo-vk2we
      @JoaoPaulo-vk2we 2 роки тому +11

      @@MaeLSTRoM1997 It was Dinesh, but yeah Gilfoyle probably agreed (in silence)

    • @raid004
      @raid004 2 роки тому +27

      @@JoaoPaulo-vk2we No, if you look back at the earliest episodes, Guilfoyle was the one saying Jared could do things no one else could

    • @TheSlayerDiary
      @TheSlayerDiary 2 роки тому +3

      Respected? Yes. Respected the most? Idk...
      I think he respected Monica and John a lot more than he did Jared.

  • @negativezero3107
    @negativezero3107 4 роки тому +761

    Jared comes steaming in like a fucking champion lol yet makes sure to show the enemy that Richard is the Authority, bravo to Jared

    • @NeoDMC
      @NeoDMC 3 роки тому +37

      Seriously tho, if everyone had a bro like Jared we'd all be living better lives, and be better people.

    • @qzmpful
      @qzmpful Рік тому +8

      Everyone wants a Jared, no one wants to be Jared.

    • @WallaceGromit88
      @WallaceGromit88 8 місяців тому

      @@qzmpfuljared fucks tho….

  • @rainalane1638
    @rainalane1638 2 роки тому +345

    Jared is basically the version of Gilfoyle that goes to the business school instead of engineering school

  • @sliestwheel
    @sliestwheel 5 років тому +462

    Gilfoye's indifferent monotone voice an expression are perfect

    • @vertie2090
      @vertie2090 5 років тому +6

      Good cop bad cop lol

  • @TheFreshCookies0
    @TheFreshCookies0 5 років тому +1619

    I love that Jared acts as if Richard was the creator of this deal when he goes "Richard did I get that right?" as he just walks into this meeting....

    • @Foumerton
      @Foumerton 3 роки тому +89

      Wow its almost like thats what happened in the video

    • @YrocFrick
      @YrocFrick 2 роки тому +23

      Support wins games

    • @TeeDubzz
      @TeeDubzz 2 роки тому +57

      Jared is a lot more intelligent and business savvy than we are led to believe

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 2 роки тому +18

      @@TeeDubzz I don't know. From his very first scenes he's talking college level business shit. And is up working with the heads of Hooli. But yeah, he's good.

    • @andrewalberti9121
      @andrewalberti9121 2 роки тому +19

      People love it because they are under the false impression that healthy companies mainly rely on their CEO rather than on their brand and people, which is perhaps the worst flaw of the tech domain today, both ethically and professionally.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 5 років тому +217

    Between Gilfoyle and Jared PP may reach all new heights of badassery

    • @vertie2090
      @vertie2090 5 років тому +34

      who needs Richard when Gilfoyle got tech & my boy Jared got Biz dev covered like this

    • @Purplehaste
      @Purplehaste 4 роки тому +1

      Which one?

    • @deadmansfire
      @deadmansfire 4 роки тому

      @@Purplehaste Which one?

    • @Purplehaste
      @Purplehaste 4 роки тому

      deadmansfire ua-cam.com/video/M1vfXoUNDYA/v-deo.html ;)

    • @deadmansfire
      @deadmansfire 4 роки тому +1

      @@Purplehaste haha,mate, I was playing along to the joke (Jared asking which one)

  • @tlanda6
    @tlanda6 2 роки тому +150

    Jared was such a valuable asset. No Jared, no Pied Piper

  • @NICKY5766
    @NICKY5766 2 роки тому +130

    The way Gilfoyle says **Hearth** always gets me 🤣🤣

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis Рік тому +46

    This scene is a reminder that Jared IS actually great at his job and very intelligent, just not in the ways of the world.

    • @cockerswilde
      @cockerswilde Рік тому

      hang on - this guy fucks

    • @erictripps125
      @erictripps125 Рік тому +3

      My head cannon is that Jared is actually a very normal guy but is viewed through the eyes of tech guys as strange. Jared doesn't want to be a "Chad" but very clearly can be without effort. Its how he did so well at hooli, impersonated ed chen, and has an orgy at his apartment.

  • @macroscopes
    @macroscopes 7 місяців тому +2

    That seven bread machine praise at the end... that was gold.

  • @Saicofake
    @Saicofake 2 роки тому +37

    Even when negotiating, they didnt go all out aggressive but instead, opted to create a ‘fair’ deal for both sides.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 4 роки тому +167

    That cigarette had something else laced with the tobacco... which is how Gilfoyle had the energy to strip apart an entire goddamn fridge

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 3 роки тому +18

      Dude reverse-engineered a goddamn whole smart fridge.

    • @prointernetuser
      @prointernetuser 2 роки тому +4

      probably small amounts of lsd. Dude be microdosing.

    • @low-key-gamer6117
      @low-key-gamer6117 2 роки тому +4

      @@w1z4rd9 He dumped the eeprom/flash memory and disassembled the code using the already known instruction set of the main processor, its a doable task if are experienced.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Рік тому +1

      @@prointernetuser You can't smoke LSD.

  • @kaustubhjoshi7194
    @kaustubhjoshi7194 3 роки тому +49

    The best moment of Jared after Blomberg talk. Loved it.

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 Рік тому +22

    Hiring Jared was the best move Richard made. He may have come across as a bit flaky, but he was sharper than the edge of a razor blade dipped in salt and doused in lime juice. And Russ Hanneman knew that the moment he met him

  • @nat0106951
    @nat0106951 3 роки тому +32

    This small battles they won. are amazing. then to only losing the war through self destruction.

  • @lightyagami1752
    @lightyagami1752 Рік тому +20

    I really admire Jared so much. What a friend in a time of need.

  • @e.keough2975
    @e.keough2975 2 роки тому +23

    I love how every casual joke turns out to be a major plot point

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 роки тому +15

    "even if they aren't listening to us"
    Bro the fridge literally reacted to product names it heard in your conversations without being asked to.

    • @One-EyedCorvus
      @One-EyedCorvus 2 роки тому +5

      They aren’t claiming that they were never recording the conversations, they were saying that the conversations they did record weren’t saved on the cloud, which gilfoyle proved was false. It’s actually the same deal with most smart home devices, they listen 24/7 but what they hear isn’t supposed to saved and sent back for analysis unless it’s specifically related to that product.

    • @zeffmalchazeen3429
      @zeffmalchazeen3429 10 місяців тому

      @@One-EyedCorvusisnt at this point in the series, Gavin had a mole in Pied Piper? He was the one feeding the information directly to Gavin, and why Seppen sued them. And by chance, Gilfoyle stumbled to an even larger issue that these fridges are listening to all conversations

    • @One-EyedCorvus
      @One-EyedCorvus 10 місяців тому

      @@zeffmalchazeen3429 that’s the point I made. But yeah all smart products that can react to your voice prompts with the push of a button listen to every single conversation you have. They’re just not supposed save those conversations. In the example the show had, They were. It’s not a wild revelation that devices like these listen to conversations, it is wild to find out they’re actually being saved/analyzed/used in some way.

  • @martiruhay
    @martiruhay 2 роки тому +13

    I need to rewatch this show. What a masterpiece!

  • @joaquinmartinez2999
    @joaquinmartinez2999 2 роки тому +17

    "The witch lost his mind..."

  • @medoncho2397
    @medoncho2397 3 роки тому +40

    I'm not sure if the compliment for the bread machine ore whatever was it was improvised, not-related or a sells trick to make them feel more comfortable with deal and that's why I love it

    • @jd2161
      @jd2161 2 роки тому +3

      Sales trick. Always compliment

  • @vivekk6241
    @vivekk6241 Рік тому +14

    Jared is such a well written character.

  • @adequatequality
    @adequatequality 2 роки тому +14

    Jared and Gilfoyle's version of good cop/bad cop is super underrated in this series.

  • @danalvarado147
    @danalvarado147 4 роки тому +123

    Jared saves the day as usual.

  • @maclover4321
    @maclover4321 3 роки тому +8

    I have a seven bread machine and I have never been happier with an appliance

  • @brahmasiddhi
    @brahmasiddhi 2 роки тому +9

    jared's the best when he asks richard about confirming the offer after offering. :)

  • @roberttherrien352
    @roberttherrien352 2 роки тому +12

    If you watched carefully from the start of the series. Jared is the "key" person in the whole saga.

    • @mikedelvalle931
      @mikedelvalle931 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think you need to watch carefully to get that. He is the key. Without him, PP would've died long ago.

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Рік тому

      Gilfoyle is the one that actually makes things.

  • @low-key-gamer6117
    @low-key-gamer6117 2 роки тому +8

    Jared is a real businessman

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui Рік тому +2

    Jared the ultimate Billionaire Maker

  • @somewisealien
    @somewisealien 2 роки тому +3

    Everyone needs a Jared in their company. More than a Gilfoyle or a Richard, combined.

  • @doobs6969
    @doobs6969 Рік тому +3

    Jared is the type of friend we all hope to have

  • @kanishkakudaliyanage5375
    @kanishkakudaliyanage5375 2 роки тому +19

    everybody needs a jared in their lives

    • @drdiscostu
      @drdiscostu 2 роки тому +5

      Everyone should try to be a Jared in someone else's life

    • @mikedelvalle931
      @mikedelvalle931 2 роки тому +2

      @@drdiscostu If everyone needs a Jared and everyone should be a Jared to someone, then we must all be Jared.

  • @jrodri14ii
    @jrodri14ii 8 місяців тому

    The bread machine part gets me all the time lol

  • @chrisbutlerart
    @chrisbutlerart Рік тому +1

    To this day me and my friends use “Jared” as a verb. “We need someone to Jared this out for us.”

  • @jerre6882
    @jerre6882 4 роки тому +36

    I feel awkward when he spits in his hand to wipe the board.

  • @vaibhavsingh1049
    @vaibhavsingh1049 5 років тому +20

    Somewhere Dinesh is going: Fucking Gilfoyle 😂😂

  • @excalibur6159
    @excalibur6159 3 роки тому +11

    Jared needs a spin off series...

  • @joshingaboutwithjosh
    @joshingaboutwithjosh 2 роки тому +1

    Gilfoyle be like "is your refrigerator snitching?

  • @davidgtriana
    @davidgtriana 2 роки тому +1

    Do you need the real me for this conversation? 😂😂😂😂😂 it killed me

  • @panagiotisatmatzidis9972
    @panagiotisatmatzidis9972 2 роки тому +1

    That bred(?) machine appliance comment was the deal-maker. LOL.

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 Рік тому

      Bread. It's a machine that makes bread.

  • @danielbuck3082
    @danielbuck3082 3 роки тому +12

    LaFlamme voice “you can’t say in exchange it implies causality”

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies 2 роки тому +1

    Jared was under-appreciated most of the time

  • @MrShadow8869
    @MrShadow8869 Рік тому +1

    They should of asked for a money settlement and non-disclosure agreement as well

  • @some1namedno1
    @some1namedno1 2 роки тому +8

    You know Yang is up to no good when he licks his hand to get rid of something written in dry-erase.

  • @arvinbuenaagua5161
    @arvinbuenaagua5161 2 роки тому +1

    Pied Piper should have just pivoted to a security company.

  • @caguko
    @caguko 2 роки тому +6

    Jared is THE best character on the show.

  • @stephenwhitfield2679
    @stephenwhitfield2679 8 місяців тому

    Where can I buy a Seppen bread machine?

  • @carlosesquivel3931
    @carlosesquivel3931 4 роки тому +13

    What's gambit doing here?

    • @Xcdfsasj
      @Xcdfsasj 4 роки тому

      Which one is?

    • @YouOpaOpa
      @YouOpaOpa 2 роки тому

      Well, he was fired by Xavier, he had to go do something else

  • @METALMAN4Wii
    @METALMAN4Wii 2 роки тому

    This was a Checkmate for Pied Piper.

  • @anirvinkandarpa5544
    @anirvinkandarpa5544 Рік тому

    that's how you win

  • @amandahugankiss4110
    @amandahugankiss4110 Рік тому +1

    I like Jared.
    Not enough to use his real name of course.

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 2 роки тому +1

    Pied Piper could've been nothing without Jared

  • @ananayarora
    @ananayarora 3 роки тому +11

    That reaction at 2:32

  • @bigsam7501
    @bigsam7501 Рік тому

    Wait Jin Yang said the witch lost its mind ? Can he not tell Monica and Gilfoyle apart?

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 2 роки тому

    Should Change the title, I was looking for this clip from a long time, I knew I had seen this somewhere

  • @AmitRaj-lf3gf
    @AmitRaj-lf3gf 2 роки тому

    Did Gilfoyle know Jian Yang is copying Pied Piper for the Chinese market? He was definitely sitting there for a long time.

  • @abhinavdixit1236
    @abhinavdixit1236 Рік тому

    I love gilfoyle

  • @pragmacpp5518
    @pragmacpp5518 2 роки тому

    "New Reddit" "New Grabhub" 😆

  • @smus3703
    @smus3703 Рік тому

    Jared was the main G

  • @blerp6675
    @blerp6675 2 роки тому

    Sometimes u just need a cigarette

  • @benj7911
    @benj7911 Рік тому

    Isn't using the words "in exchange for" the wrong words to use.

  • @anshXR
    @anshXR 2 роки тому

    "This guy fucks!"

  • @hibbidyjibbidyy
    @hibbidyjibbidyy Рік тому

    loilo jin yang life is counted in miutes

  • @johnnydoe3603
    @johnnydoe3603 Рік тому

    save*

  • @goofycker
    @goofycker 2 роки тому

    so pre-corona, funny then, boring now

  • @stevebannon9250
    @stevebannon9250 Рік тому

    Funny thing is that all your devices are listening to you.