@@julzarrangu1541 the Eldritch horror from the library already claimed my sanity, so letting the Australian one take my feet is a small price to pay for apotheosis at this point. :D
Gura: "I am not a Dwarf Shark!" Also Gura: "It's about the size of your hand." Me: *Holds hand up to Gura's image to measure.* "Are you sure about that?"
The sand tiger shark is the only shark with the capability to float despite not having a swim bladder. It gulps air at the surface and then swims down to its resting area to be buoyant down there. They live over the open ocean, so some take residence at artificial reefs(Abandoned rigs, sunken ships) made by humans.
Gura is just too damn good of a streamer. If anyone realized how she started till how she is now.. my goodness. What a major difference. She deserves all the subs she got.
How short must you be to be classified as a Dwarf? "In humans, it is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 147 centimetres (4 ft 10 in)" **Short shork noises**
Others: Gura is a dwarf shark
Me: That "a" with matching wink is the cutest ever
yeah, that's really cute. Here's timestamp if someone needs it 0:33
That caught me off guard that was way too cute.
She’s too op
how sad can a weeb get?
This has singlehandedly restored my will to live
This is some great editing, oh god. I wasn’t expecting the hands.
Nice
lol I read this the exact time the hands came up
Sir this is just 2014 editing
It was me, Okuyasu!
@@axolotl8428 and it's a glorious revival, all hail chumbuds!
disappointed that she didn't call herself a "Sharkepedia". That one was practically gift-wrapped for her, and she didn't take it.
Ensharklopedia
She called herself that today actually lol
Shark-a-pedia
Same. I even said "Sharkepedia" out loud in anticipation of her saying it.
Bruh you are all just newbies dont compare with my GuraPedia
"If you dont have a hand, go GRAB someone else hands and say this is a size of a Dwarf shark."
Me:
How will he grab if..
Shork brain
Grab with your teeth
@@vkak1 shark teeth
*Don’t question the logic and just do it*
TEEF
"If you don't have a hand, go *grab* another humans hand"
I'm sure ill be grabbing alot with my non existant hands Gura
If u are loved by the witch of envy, u can grab them by ur unseen hands.
Brkng news-Shrimps are witch cultist confirmed 100%
I was thinking the same thing lol
@@ant.onio.n take my like.
Then I will become Kira...
@Darkskyinvader1 wth
Reminds me of a certain Palm-top Tiger. Now we have Palm-top Shark. LMAO
Toradoraaaaaaaaaa
@@randomgammingpro956 Samedor"A"
TORADORAAAA
Palm-Top Samé
Except Gura ain't a violent bitch
People who watch Korone streams: *cant do the correct measurements due to losing their Yubis*
This is so sad, can we get fifty feet pics
@@syntheticvocalist-p472 no alterior motives, none at all.
@@syntheticvocalist-p472 be careful with your feetthough, we may never know when the Eldritch horror living on Australia will claim them for her own
@@julzarrangu1541 the Eldritch horror from the library already claimed my sanity, so letting the Australian one take my feet is a small price to pay for apotheosis at this point. :D
@@julzarrangu1541 It's too late, Haachama can smell the feet pics, she's been training for it her whole life, she's already on her way
There was a super chat of someone saying “instructions unclear dwarf shark ate hand” I thought that was pretty funny
Lol
Lol
kusa
Lol
Lol
Now I like to imagine a disabled person come to me demanding for my hand and said
"That's how big the dwarf shark is, Gura told me!"
I hate myself for smirking
That seems like some good food you have for your pfp
My therapist:Hammer head Gura is not real she cant hurt you.
Hammer head Gura: 0:14
No
Yes.
HA↘️HA↗️HA↗️HA↘️HA funny
I didn't even notice that :D
@@Imhungy57 yes
Everyone: Yay, Gura!!!
The One Guy Who Disliked This: I died because of the cuteness, I want my money and body back.
Calli says no
yes! Thats the only reason why someone can dislike when he see Gura.
Well not every one disklike in every reason?
**Gura showed Dwarf Shark to us*
*_What is this??? A Shark for ants!? The shark has to be at least... Three times bigger than this_*
"I'm not a dwarf shark, I'm a G-"
Goblin shark?
"Gura shark"
...
Souka
Souka?
Gura: "Go find someone else's hand."
*Yoshikage Kira would like to know your location.*
im a guy. he only likes womens hands
wait.. maybe im not a guy....
+_+
I understood that reference
**Killer Queen has already touched your hand**
*_c l i c k_*
@@arctohru *sfx JOOOOSUKEEEE
"And if you don't have hands, grab your buddy's hand.."
*CONFUSED PEKO*
That "Oi bruv" is the cutest voice Ive heard so far
Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, Gura. It's an honest mistake. Don't get...short with us.
yo it’s actually you
Ba-dum, tsss!
1:47 Gura's slight british accent whenever she says "Helloooooooooo" is to die for.
But isn't oi Australian
@@Style_224 She said she's been training her british accent, that's what I meant.
I think oi its Australian, but I've heard british people say it too.
@@Style_224 Bermingham said oi a lot... or somewhere in Middle England i cant remember
*Gura:* "I'm not a dwarf!"
*Torbjorn:* "a"
"If you don't have hands." That caught me off guard had me laughing like a maniac
"If you don't have hands, grab your friend's hands"
I could be wrong here but this grabbed my attention.
Gura: " check out your hand..if you don't have hands.. if your not human"
Me: So something not human watching her live
yeah dude it’s her shark friends from Atlantis
My lil fish also watches
Also lots of shrimps
Sometimes my cat watches.
mama shark and papa shark
>no annoying intro or outro
>no lazy editing only putting meme music
this is it, the best clip channel
Gura: "I am not a Dwarf Shark!"
Also Gura: "It's about the size of your hand."
Me: *Holds hand up to Gura's image to measure.* "Are you sure about that?"
Gura: *tells us a shark fact*
Us: We’ve heard this one before.
Gura: That is impossible I have over *seven* shark facts.
i like that u let gura finish the shark fact instead of stopping when she finished getting mad
"Have you heard of the dwarf shark? They're very cute."
Yes, we know, we're watching one right now.
0:57 When a creeper is 1-3 feet near you
Lol, I found you my brother.
the brothers meet!
Hahah
Gura: If you don't have hands, go grab someone else's hands.
Yoshikage Kira: Say no more
True, Gura isn’t a dwarf shark. Gura sharks are even more smol
Gosh I miss the Shark facts
Gura: "oi bruv"
As a brit this is a perfect impression from the smol shark girl
I learn more about sharks from Gura than I do from Discovery during Shark Week.
Amazing editing.
Indeed
Gura presented a smol shark fact
Gets called a smol shark
Gura: *surprised pikachu face
"If you're not a human, then go find a human and look at their hand"
...ok
Dwarf shark = one palm. Gura shark= 2 palms. Let us respect the difference.
I am convinced sharks actually just say A before chomping on prey
"look down at your hand, thats how big a dwarf shark is"
basically another Gura
how time have changed, she used to be so seiso... now look at her being all sassy and talking about feet... I love her even more !
Gura: Dwarf sharks are very cute!
Me: Yep Gura is definitly a dwarf shark
The sand tiger shark is the only shark with the capability to float despite not having a swim bladder. It gulps air at the surface and then swims down to its resting area to be buoyant down there. They live over the open ocean, so some take residence at artificial reefs(Abandoned rigs, sunken ships) made by humans.
The pause while Gura loads up her frowny face has the same energy as drawing eyebrows on the skeleton meme
Gura: Look down at your hand
Also me: There's a Gura in my hand
"if you don't have hands, grab your buddies hands " OK GURA
Gura: “If you don’t have hands...”
Also Gura: “Grab your buddies hands”
“If you don’t have hands... grab your buddy’s hand.” 😢
Can't get enough of smol shark noises, lol. Too cute.
Hmm yed, smol shark says there is another
"If you dont have hands, grab your buddys hand"
"If you dont have hand, go find human and see their hands"
Gura is a certified Google shark user
The way she fumbles is cute
Dude the transitions add so much. Thanks
This is why Gura is my favorite.
Imagine you're scuba diving in the atlantic coast of Great Britain and suddenly you hear
*OI BRUV, I'M NOT A DWAF SHARK*
I'm impressed she didn't use a banana as measurement like usual
Gura is just admitting she’s a dwarf shark at this point or maybe she’s just the dwarf Gura shark
"Gura knows that, she's verified" hahahaha that got me.
Oh no, we have angered the shark, what have we done?
1 month and she's so comfortable with chat. I already love her
"She knows she's a shark"
Yea I sure hope she knows that she's a shark
That ''A'' wink was a blessing.
1:29
"Oi Josuke, I found this bizarre *Dwarf Shark* and catch it using my Za Hando. Isn't that wacky?"
The edits are on 🔥 GG!
*Gura Shork* giving out _Dworf Shork Facts._
Gura is just too damn good of a streamer. If anyone realized how she started till how she is now.. my goodness. What a major difference. She deserves all the subs she got.
How short must you be to be classified as a Dwarf?
"In humans, it is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 147 centimetres (4 ft 10 in)"
**Short shork noises**
Gura is 4'7-8".... So uh.... But I mean, she is a human-shark hybrid...
But she age over 9000 yrs of age
"If you don't have hands, grab your buddies hands"
I see what you ment there gura...
That "a" saved millions of lives
"Ey lemme see yo hands"
"wtf why?"
"Its for gura"
"oh ok for sure fam"
-Gura is definitely a dwarf shark-
I lost both of my hands in the gulf War, from an IED
"oi" omg my heart melts so cute
Gura: "If you don't have hands..."
Also Gura: "*GRAB* your buddys hand!"
...
How?!
These edits and clips make my day.
That’s something a dwarf shark would say.
this shark for head pats
AND NOTHING ELSE
Gura: I'm not a dwarf shark!
Me: That's right. She's a Great White North Shark!
This is some of the best editing I've seen on a video
“You see dis?” Brooklyn Shark?
"If you don't have a hand or if your not human" 😂
"I am, ahah omy abu"
-Gura Shark 0:41
🎵 I am a dwarf shark and I’m digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole. I’m digging a hole. 🎵
bruh i gotta tell you sth
BRUH I GOTTA TELL YA!
GURA'S CUTENESS + THE EDITION = PERFECTION!
great job man, keep the good work
Gura is pretty cute for a Dwarf Shark.
Also, that "A" with the wink is a thing. A glorious, adorable thing.
Was waiting for someone to say. "Oh so a dwarf shark is bigger then Gura."
Wasn't expecting such great editing.
Noice.
Small enough to be conscripted into Thorgrim Grudgebearer's army
Gura: AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR HANDS AAAAAAAA, OR IF YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN,
I laught so muuuuuch
Gura: “dwarf shark are the size of your hand”
Puts hand on screen
😶
putting my hand next to my monitor. Gura is dwarf shark confirmed
Pro gamer move right there
0:14 She got her Hammerhead impersonation down to a science.
Kira must be conducting a Dwarf Shark size test
I thought she was going to say to ask your buddy Yoshikage Kira for a hand
0:24 that shaky shark thooo lol so funny for some reason
0:14
Probably unintentional but hammerheads do indeed have by far the largest brains among sharks.
She has smol height and a big personality
*WILL TRY NOT TO SIMP*
Ngl that's quite a good shark fact, the more you know
"If you don't have hands, grab your friend's hands"
How
If your a male use the "Rod" or if your a girl use your mouth