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  • break-ups and make-ups: dating advice from jacob
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  • @toastyshakes247
    @toastyshakes247 5 років тому +6898

    watched this right after a girl said we should stop seeing each other. I don't have any siblings, but Jake is the ultimate big bro. Thanks, Big Bro Jakey

    • @Steeze9369
      @Steeze9369 4 роки тому +94

      Burnt Milkshake In all honesty, she probably didn’t like your burnt milkshake

    • @Steeze9369
      @Steeze9369 4 роки тому +82

      Burnt Milkshake but I can say that I find them nice and tasty. Keep being burnt Mr.Milkshake

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 4 роки тому +35

      @@Steeze9369 thats so cute! Youre a good person!

    • @mikemaldonado9960
      @mikemaldonado9960 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @jet100a
      @jet100a 4 роки тому +1

      What song is at 2:01?

  • @blakeintechnicolor
    @blakeintechnicolor 7 років тому +2472

    In all seriousness I broke up with a girlfriend of 2 years a month ago and was really stuck with how to feel for a while, until I saw this video. I lost track of how many times I've watched this, because it makes me feel better every single time. Just wanted to let you know that.
    Thankey, Jakey.

    • @360fulkilljoy
      @360fulkilljoy 5 років тому +43

      Blake Garnsey haha i was actually gonna rewatch the entire video right now and i thought that it would be pathetic of me to do, thanks for making it feel normal to me my dude

    • @athanagames
      @athanagames 5 років тому +7

      I just broke up with my first serious girlfriend of 5 months and this video is incredible.

    • @Fuzzyfezz
      @Fuzzyfezz 5 років тому +5

      Same thing happened to me. Got cheated on, it's been a year now and it still hurts sometimes.
      This vid helps a lot and makes me realize that that kind of pain is unfortunately a universal experience, and that there is always a brighter future ahead.
      Thankey Jakey, indeed.

    • @froggoded1910
      @froggoded1910 5 років тому +1

      crazy how this is the same thing i went thru in the same time frame

    • @benwitte5580
      @benwitte5580 5 років тому +2

      Blake Garnsey this is really weird because I’m at the exact same point, times and everything. Hope you’ve been doing better this past year

  • @sitrus28
    @sitrus28 5 років тому +2302

    Jakey: I didn't wanna eat.
    Me:
    Jakey: I didn't wanna sleep.
    Me:
    Jakey: Halo 2 lost all colors.
    Me: N-OH MY GOD!

  • @D34DParadise
    @D34DParadise 6 років тому +5178

    This video is like a nice warm blanket. I return to it all the time.

  • @rexbuatag7119
    @rexbuatag7119 5 років тому +1380

    My gf left me yesterday. I watched this video when I was still with her thinking that I would never go back to this video, but here I am. You're a real one jakey. This video uplifted me a bit.

  • @Gabugaburere
    @Gabugaburere 4 роки тому +301

    Holy crap, just got heartbroken and the algorithm unleashed this secret weapon

    • @prodbybruno8917
      @prodbybruno8917 4 роки тому +1

      I just searched for it

    • @Gabugaburere
      @Gabugaburere 4 роки тому +1

      @@prodbybruno8917 so you actively came to be reminded of it. neat.

    • @prodbybruno8917
      @prodbybruno8917 4 роки тому +4

      @@Gabugaburere not really to be reminded of it, no. Just to cope with my heartbreak quickly :)

    • @Venomsmex
      @Venomsmex 4 роки тому +8

      Damn, your FBI agent's quick.

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah same. Been two months now and it hurts a little less now, but I still think about it every day.

  • @TrustySawnOff
    @TrustySawnOff 7 років тому +357

    I love your Bjork impression. It almost killed me, but love is dangerous.

    • @AdommyLambliff
      @AdommyLambliff 6 років тому +1

      Loose Biden which song is it tho

    • @Guiimps
      @Guiimps 6 років тому +8

      Honestly, it could be any of them

  • @2Vibe2Check
    @2Vibe2Check 6 років тому +1093

    You're the fixer of the people's achy breakey Nakey Jakey heart.

    • @hps362
      @hps362 5 років тому +5

      Lole his channel is the rhyme lole

    • @cole.g13
      @cole.g13 4 роки тому

      congratulations you’ve hit 1,000 likes

  • @nikolasplares6016
    @nikolasplares6016 5 років тому +115

    I come back to this video even when I’m in a good place in my life because sometimes we all need a reminder that I got worth even by myself (and maybe the bjork impression)

  • @garfieldfan
    @garfieldfan 2 роки тому +9

    Had my heart broken twice last year. Fell in love with a girl who I knew was falling for me too, but she cut it off because she wasn't ready. Felt that pain for a long time, still feel it to be honest, and then out of nowhere a girl from my past showed back up and confessed she had a crush on me for a very long time. We hung out a few times and I was convinced it was destiny, it just felt right, and then during lockdown in the pandemic she ghosted me. I definitely went through the "what did I do wrong" stage. I think this year I'm gonna focus on myself, and loving myself before I open back up to others. I'm glad you're back Jakey, this video wouldn't have popped back up in my feed if you hadn't. I'm glad you're here.

  • @ElijahWLYT
    @ElijahWLYT 4 роки тому +9

    I need a way to count the number of times I've watched this, Asking people out, and Online Dating, I've had my heart broken pretty bad Jakey. Thanks for all the love you put into your work to help me when I'm down

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 4 роки тому +21

    this hits different after watching this again after getting my heart broken

  • @HeftyMoon
    @HeftyMoon 5 років тому +185

    Got dumped on Christmas eve, and man this video is beautiful. Thank you for this, it really makes me happy.

    • @fixthisdog
      @fixthisdog 5 років тому +8

      in this together homie

    • @Paula-yl5gq
      @Paula-yl5gq 5 років тому +5

      Eyyyyy New years eve for me lmao

    • @KarlMaxLive
      @KarlMaxLive 5 років тому +2

      @@Paula-yl5gq ayyy same

    • @denn394
      @denn394 5 років тому +2

      Paula Fuentes getting dumped on New Year’s Eve is a good thing tbh, means you can kiss as many hot boys as you want when that clock strikes twelve cuz

    • @DonkeyBoyVids
      @DonkeyBoyVids 4 роки тому +1

      I got dumped the day after my birthday, not as bad as it could be but still. Feel for you

  • @spazzy8452
    @spazzy8452 2 роки тому +2

    GF and I broke up, her and fam were batshit nutz. But jakey, thanks man. I come back to this vid every year. We love ya big Bro Jakey.

  • @THESaSquaSHIsMe
    @THESaSquaSHIsMe 7 років тому +107

    Jakey, I've been watching you for a while now, and this video encompasses why I love your vids: this shit is so genuine and sincere. Thanks for this, it is perfectly timed

  • @henningmahn170
    @henningmahn170 5 місяців тому +3

    The person I thought I was gonna marry ended things over text and said they wanted to be friends, but never spoke to me again. I need this, Jakey. Thanks.

  • @tunedbyripp
    @tunedbyripp 4 роки тому +17

    "...But lucky for me, they like even numbers"
    Yeah, lucky for us too *Jakey*

  • @venomew
    @venomew 3 роки тому +5

    I just had my first heart break recently and I've been really messed up about it since then. I thought of this video and it meant more to me than it ever has. Thank you Jakey. Thank you.

  • @Truelove050210
    @Truelove050210 5 років тому +22

    The underwater FF7 theme definitely gets bonus points.
    Also, oddly enough, this video helps. Thanks for that, Nakey Jakey

  • @LEGOC-3PO
    @LEGOC-3PO 5 років тому +8

    I lost a 3 year relationship today and came to this video right away. Thanks for always cheering me up jakey.
    By the way happy new year ya'll.

  • @rileythefilmfanatic
    @rileythefilmfanatic 2 місяці тому +1

    Just got left on read, shi killed my confidence so damn hard and I instinctively went to this vid. Thank u Jakey.

  • @GuitarbenderS
    @GuitarbenderS 7 років тому +90

    how did he get bjork to collab with him???

  • @gaelgarcia7584
    @gaelgarcia7584 Рік тому +4

    This video has been saving my mental health for years ngl :)

  • @noahmadore243
    @noahmadore243 4 місяці тому +1

    You've always been one of my favorite content creators, and a lot of your videos are comforting in a hard to explain kind of way. Just feels like you're hanging out with a friend. Anyways, the woman I genuinely wanted to spend the rest of my life with just broke up with me a couple weeks back and I've been trying to manage. It's hard though, because she was seriously the type of person who feels like they were pulled out of your imagination and dropped into your life as a gift from the universe. Been struggling with that "Did I fuck it up with the one person I had a shot with?" feeling ever since. Honestly, this video - even though I'd seen it before - hit so different now after my experience with her, and told me a lot of things I needed to hear. So thanks Jakey

  • @sbs4549
    @sbs4549 2 роки тому

    This video is actually so nice it’s like a big bro prep talk after you’ve gotten your heartbroken.

  • @dallinkoger5533
    @dallinkoger5533 4 роки тому +3

    I'm so glad I have this video to come back to. Ive never experienced heartbreak like I have in the past month. Each watch of this video helps. Thank you, Jakey

  • @theogaccount3791
    @theogaccount3791 3 роки тому

    I revisit this video after every break up, always cheers me up. Thank you Jakey, you're a real one

  • @lynprice4928
    @lynprice4928 6 років тому +44

    Just caught the Moby Dick teaser at 3:40

    • @jonarr
      @jonarr 5 років тому

      Ooooooooooh cool

  • @farhanmahalludin
    @farhanmahalludin 3 роки тому +1

    I have a crush on this girl for 10 years. She was my classmate from school. I did tell her that I like her and obviously the feeling is not mutual. And oh boy did I fell into a deep depression and my self esteem is reduced to nothing.
    Until I watched this video, it certainly helps me to pick myself up and move on. Sometimes the lowest point of your life really makes you appreciate the good times. So thank you Jakey, thank you for making this video ❤

  • @juruna00
    @juruna00 5 років тому +4

    a 2 years video guy sitting in a ball is talking directly to my heart in a very needed moment... gang shit

    • @LucasMalaquias
      @LucasMalaquias 5 років тому +3

      You'll feel a lot better as time goes, Renan. Each day is going to be easier and easier, until you finally figure yourself out and find someone who really loves you and who will love you back. Give time enough time and you'll be as happy as you deserve, be optimistic, and use that time to know yourself better. Sério mesmo, vindo de um brother que tá se fudendo numa fase dessas há alguns meses também hahahahaha.

  • @Firesofiso
    @Firesofiso 3 роки тому +4

    Been having a rough time lately and watching Jakey's videos have made me feel so much better! Thanks, Jakey!

  • @Vinayak_Nair
    @Vinayak_Nair 2 роки тому +1

    Every single time I get rejected, this video helps lift me up. Thank you Jakey, I genuinely appreciate it.

  • @jonathanenglish5145
    @jonathanenglish5145 2 роки тому +2

    I really needed this right now, randomly recommended to me after my partner of 4 years cheated on me. Thank you jakey

  • @soapman2078
    @soapman2078 3 роки тому +1

    Man you have no idea how impactful this video was. I am a very closed off and hurt person but I fake being okay and normal most of the time as to not worry my family. My dad left when I was like 13 so my self esteem and worth has been down the drain since and I just opened up to this girl who I have liked for I while and thought she liked me and I told her how I felt. The worst part was that she didnt even tell me no she just hasn't talked to me about it and avoided it. I want to die now.

    • @evanberry396
      @evanberry396 3 роки тому

      Im going through most of the same shit you’re not alone my guy

    • @evanberry396
      @evanberry396 3 роки тому

      Keep strong you’ll make it

  • @TheDudebot90
    @TheDudebot90 4 роки тому

    This video helps me a lot, not even in a heart breaking situation either, but just in a self confidence way. Being rejected by your peers hits differently then by someone your trying to get with, but it's still rejection. I'm going through a rough spot right now where I don't feel respected by those around me but this video helps me a lot.

  • @AgonyOST1998
    @AgonyOST1998 4 роки тому +13

    4:43 this is why I love you.

  • @countkungus8238
    @countkungus8238 3 роки тому +1

    i come back to this video and it makes me feel better every time

  • @TyraWadman
    @TyraWadman 2 роки тому +1

    I've broken up 2/2 times because they were toxic and liars (age, employment, drug/alcohol abuse, etc). They used me to satisfy their urges and as soon as they got what they wanted, they lost interest. That was it. Only urges and impulses, no conversation, cuddling or foreplay anymore, just 'inconvenient' urges. It was shitty. I never had a movie-like romance playing in my head but it shook me so bad. My virginity had been taken by a guy that knew how to play me and I was a fool that fell for it. All I ever wanted to do was love and be loved back but I was used and abused. It's not fair and I can't undo it.
    No matter how shitty it was though, you are right. There was a silver lining to everything. I was in denial at the beginning, thinking the reason why I was so alone and miserable was because I was being too strict. In the end it only reaffirmed my beliefs/feelings. I wasn't being 'too firm', I knew what my limits were and what possible consequences there could be for allowing things to slide. People can call me cold/boring or a stick in the mud all they want, they haven't seen the same shit I have. You can be selfish for all the right reasons.
    Through my first ex, I learned A LOT, especially when it comes to identifying red flags. Things that went over my head are no longer an issue. My second relationship was incredibly short-lived when I noticed an inconsistency in his stories. I confronted him about this and that was the end of that.
    It was better for me to leave them because it wasn't healthy. I don't need to dedicate my life rehabilitating some d-bag that is only ever gonna make excuses/problems for himself. On their end however, they didn't seem to understand how they needed to reflect on their behaviors. They only ever had excuses for them and even tried to play the amnesia game. I don't have a lot of hope that they'll ever turn things around but it's also not my problem anymore.

  • @kb3936
    @kb3936 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks Jakey, I don't know what motivated you to make this, but I'm glad you did.

  • @alecpetsche1104
    @alecpetsche1104 3 роки тому

    It’s 2021 and I recently got dumped and they’re with someone else already. This video wasn’t all that useful when I first watched it, but I remembered it existed, and I’m glad I came back.

  • @Billi_crow
    @Billi_crow 4 роки тому +4

    Kinda need this rn, I didn’t know heartbreak hurt this much :(

    • @dp3587
      @dp3587 4 роки тому +1

      I'm right there with you

    • @tonightsbigloser
      @tonightsbigloser 4 роки тому +5

      Let's have a crying session with the boys

    • @TrippyPepper
      @TrippyPepper 4 роки тому +2

      🧡🧡🧡🧡

    • @Billi_crow
      @Billi_crow 4 роки тому +1

      I’m a girl but yeah let’s :(((

  • @BrainDeadz
    @BrainDeadz 4 роки тому

    I had a fight with my girl and we broke up. I cried. A lot. I didn't know what to do. Life became meaningless again. I was suicidal and depressed but because of her my worries all went away. Now that she's gone, I don't know what to do.
    Thanks, Jakey, your videos are the best. This is like a pep talk I needed from someone who didn't know me and thanks for that.

  • @gabriell5164
    @gabriell5164 Рік тому

    Never thought I'd come back to this video and relate to it but such is life, thank you jakey

  • @thepianoman3437
    @thepianoman3437 5 років тому +4

    What the heck this is exactly what I needed right now

  • @jkk4666
    @jkk4666 5 років тому +5

    I never wanted to hurt him ...I said yes cos I thought I'm in lov with him BT after few days I realised that I actually mistook like as love ...I only liked him...so I told him straightly that I don't lov u ...I only like u n sorry for breaking ur heart...he is in pain...I done a great mistake ...I'm guilty ...I want to see him happy...BT he wants me ..n im not happy to be in a relationship

  • @sacktheripper786
    @sacktheripper786 4 роки тому

    I’ve never been this heartbroken over a breakup and it’s been fuckin me over for a couple of months now. Thank you Jakey for this wonderful video it honestly helps me out a lot everytime I feel extremely depressed I come back to this video and realize..it’s all a character development and that life just goes on so thank you for making this video. Everyone appreciates you a lot.

  • @chrismagno0621
    @chrismagno0621 3 роки тому +1

    shanaynay t swerved on me 2 days ago. Now I go back to this at least every 2 hours. Thanks for this Jakey, we miss you a lot.

  • @sirpineapple2486
    @sirpineapple2486 2 роки тому

    my partner just left me after a 5 year long friendship and almost 2 year long relationship. it's hard to cope, i don't wanna do anything, whether that's work, eating, sleeping, or even playing halo 2. but i will say that this video has helped me through some rough times and right now it's helping me through the toughest time of all, so thanks jakey

  • @miso_leaders682
    @miso_leaders682 6 років тому +22

    Nice Mac Demarco thumbnail

  • @lilthonk
    @lilthonk 2 роки тому

    I always find myself back to this video even when i’m not down just as a lil reminder and lowkey comedicaly center myself back into a more realistic sense of what it’s like to be alone after a breakup. Love it so much, thanks Jakey

  • @Naatoyiipiiksii
    @Naatoyiipiiksii 2 роки тому

    this video. i always come back to it after feeling a poop. thank you jakey

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 7 років тому +651

    2D > 3D
    :^)

    • @kmlkmljkl
      @kmlkmljkl 7 років тому +32

      2D can't say no :^)

    • @paulcasanova1909
      @paulcasanova1909 7 років тому +11

      1D>nD

    • @windowsmizu416
      @windowsmizu416 7 років тому

      I respect your profile pic.

    • @McDanny420
      @McDanny420 7 років тому +4

      Ique well actually that's mathematically impossible, divide by D and you get 2 > 3 WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE

    • @VideoGhero
      @VideoGhero 7 років тому +1

      No

  • @RunProductions102
    @RunProductions102 2 роки тому

    watched this when my first ex broke up with me and now i’m back for that sweet pep talk and bjork impression

  • @Kaofie
    @Kaofie Рік тому +1

    It may seem silly buy i think this is the best breakup relief video on the internet.
    Been through two breakups now, most recent by far the roughest and even though i know it will all be fine one day, sometimes you just need a man on a yoga ball to tell you those facts as well

  • @kopperhead
    @kopperhead 3 роки тому

    I watched this again today just to hear your Björk impression because she came on at work. Love it

  • @redpanda4102
    @redpanda4102 2 роки тому

    i've been wathing you're channel for like 3 years and when ever im at my lowest i can coun't on your vids to cheer me up. this video is one of the best tools to get me out of a dark spot thanks for all the shit you've done man

    • @redpanda4102
      @redpanda4102 8 місяців тому

      hey on that topic just got my heart broken and this one helped pull me out I fuckin love this video thanks Jacob

  • @c.195
    @c.195 2 роки тому +1

    hey again, dogmains on pawtreon here. i thought i got it right this time, but feelings change and people do too. it all flows, man. hope romcom comes out soon, hope you guys are livin your best lives, hope you're lovin your best loves.

  • @purquos
    @purquos 6 місяців тому

    This helped me get through my breakup 5 years ago and it’s helping me now

  • @jacobclark5444
    @jacobclark5444 4 роки тому +1

    Came here after close friends of mine didn't like me for who I am, thanks Jakey for the help I needed

  • @hahayes2345
    @hahayes2345 4 роки тому +4

    Got this recommended to me right after breaking broking up wuth lol

  • @zanzibarcraig1174
    @zanzibarcraig1174 4 роки тому

    Going through one of the worst heartbreaks in my life atm and i always come back here when i get that feeling in my chest like imma die and Jake always seems to help me out of that feeling. She has moved on..i need to do the same, thanks Jakey 💪 you're the big brother I've never had. But always wanted.

  • @n4st4s1s
    @n4st4s1s 2 роки тому

    I always watch this video after a break-up and boy does it lift me up a bit, thanks jakey

  • @nothen3681
    @nothen3681 4 роки тому

    I have been feeling quite shitty for a while now but this video helped me a lot, Thanks Jakey. :-) With the current situation in the world this feels like legit worst time to try to get over heartbreak. I also might be overreacting, idk, who knows.

  • @anonemouse7003
    @anonemouse7003 3 роки тому +1

    I come back to this video every time

  • @real_tubbs
    @real_tubbs 4 роки тому

    Around this time last year, I got my heart broken bad, and it was super hard. I had found your channel a week earlier, and saw you made this video. Let’s just say, I watched it and it made me feel like I wasn’t alone. Thank you so much Jakey, and I wish you the best :)

  • @hazzah5450
    @hazzah5450 4 роки тому +1

    This is an old vid now. But its helping. I love you Jakey, for what it’s worth.

    • @hazzah5450
      @hazzah5450 Рік тому +1

      I’m back again. Still good.

  • @felipeeduardonunesartist186
    @felipeeduardonunesartist186 4 роки тому

    I like how the Final Fantasy ost creates such a cozy atmosphere at the end

  • @goober5254
    @goober5254 4 роки тому

    Although I was a little offended youtube recommended this to me while dealing with a breakup, this actually helped me out a lot. Thank you.

  • @OBBOYS
    @OBBOYS 4 роки тому +1

    I got broken up with recently. A relationship of three years. We lived together, got a cat together(which she kept), she did everything she could to separate me from my friends, she led me on continuously blocking and unblocking me, saying we could fix everything. She kept me from any support outside my family by lying about what happened between us. She talked to people who, during our relationship, I asked her, as a show of respect, to please not reach out to due to having been emotionally and physically abusive to their gf in the past. She kept leading me on over and over until one day it stopped, she blocked me one final time and I found out it was because she found a new guy whom she’d been dating for a little less than a month. We were intimate while she was beginning the dating phase of their relationship. I never knew he existed until after she blocked me the last time. I won’t lie and say our relationship was perfect, I definitely wasn’t always the best partner, she cheated on me twice(once for seven months and once for a month right before we were due to sign a year long lease for a new apartment with me only finding out two days after I signed the paperwork) I forgave her for the mistakes she made because in between the massive issues above she made me truly believe she loved me. It’s only now I see I was used for an apartment and free tutoring so she could get through chunks of major schooling. I’ve never felt so betrayed in my life, I’ve never been so sad in my life. I gave her all the effort that I could give to make those happy moments be what defined us. Ultimately she chose to hurt me in every conceivable way she knew how. I’ve gained knowledge, but I feel like at what cost? To feel like all the love between you and the person you cared about most in this world was fake? I don’t know who I’ll be when this is all over. I’ve cried for literal weeks, I’ve lost 20 lbs my life as I knew it is in shambles and I don’t know how to feel better and move on after this. I’m doing the best I can, I only hope it’ll be enough.

    • @OBBOYS
      @OBBOYS 4 роки тому

      As far as what I did, a lot of it I don’t know if it deserved any of what she did, but I know that I didn’t go walking with her as much as she wanted, I know I didn’t always come to bed on time, I know I asked to go to the grocery store too often so we could split the bill. I know I let a lot of red flags fly so to a degree it’s my fault. I just never thought anyone could hate me this much. I’m not the same after this, I’ve experienced pain before, but this is quite possibly the most damaging thing I’ve ever been the target of. Hell there aren’t many movies with this much heartache. I’ve questioned whether I deserve to live or not. My first relationship, I was easily manipulated and everything that made me who I was before this is gone. I’m on an almost liquid only diet now, I can’t even keep solid food down. I’m waiting for something to change, my anxiety is through the roof, my eyes are swollen. I don’t know how long it’ll take to heal, I just hope I recognize myself after the scar has formed.

    • @Vulcan711
      @Vulcan711 4 роки тому

      Ryan Mc you’re better off without her dude, I’m sorry she wronged you but you’re definitely better off without her, remember it’s her loss and like jakey said, you leveled up and learned a lot, you know what to watch out for, there’s someone out there worthy of your love, your ex didn’t deserve it. Stay strong dude.

  • @kostonforever2005
    @kostonforever2005 4 роки тому

    my ex just said we should stop being together earlier today. I got super depressed but then I remembered this video and watching it again kinda gave me the will to keep going on. Thank you Jakey.

  • @DuendeCaughtOnTape
    @DuendeCaughtOnTape Рік тому

    Needing this right now, thanks Jake!

  • @slanggemz2419
    @slanggemz2419 7 років тому +6

    A+ bjork impression i must say

  • @deleted5626
    @deleted5626 7 місяців тому

    Needed this today, thanks Jakey

  • @calebsholars1581
    @calebsholars1581 4 роки тому

    I know this came out 2 years ago, but surprisingly, this kinda helped. I just went through a really rough breakup and its been really hard to get over. Thanks for making me laugh, Jakey boi.

  • @SteelBallsOfCopper
    @SteelBallsOfCopper 5 років тому

    I am so glad I discovered this random ass channel its like my childhood during the early hours of the interweebs.

  • @antrum7457
    @antrum7457 3 роки тому

    i told myself id watch this video if things didnt work out with this one girl, this really helped and i literally told jakey thank you at the end lol.

  • @Joe-my6go
    @Joe-my6go 2 місяці тому

    Every time this happens to me and I return back to this video, I learn the meaning of the message a little more. Thanks man, I needed it

  • @TyrannosaurusSnacks
    @TyrannosaurusSnacks 3 роки тому

    Thanks man! This is much appreciated.

  • @pablodavidlaucerica
    @pablodavidlaucerica 4 роки тому

    Actively searched for this vid today. Thanks Jakey

  • @AbundantStraw655
    @AbundantStraw655 5 років тому +2013

    “I mean after a breakup you kinda level up”
    *task failed successfully*

  • @BR0K3NARCH3TYP3
    @BR0K3NARCH3TYP3 5 років тому +4144

    For what it's worth your Bjork impression was delightful

    • @BR0K3NARCH3TYP3
      @BR0K3NARCH3TYP3 5 років тому +50

      @@nagasadow99 4:17 4:17 4:17
      5:03 5:03 5:03

    • @Glenjamin5687
      @Glenjamin5687 5 років тому +43

      nagasadow99 that is literally the same reaction I had. I just can’t handle jakes bjork, I’m officially slayed by it. Just so random and hilarious in so many levels....rip me

    • @tomschult133
      @tomschult133 5 років тому +14

      Was that Hyperballad?

    • @BR0K3NARCH3TYP3
      @BR0K3NARCH3TYP3 5 років тому +29

      @@tomschult133 she trows things off a cliff in that ones, it just doesn't mention anything about SPAI-DARS or TAR-TALS

    • @tomschult133
      @tomschult133 5 років тому +6

      @@BR0K3NARCH3TYP3 then what the hell was he singing? Lol, this dude Nakes Jakes.

  • @MrBluestreak70
    @MrBluestreak70 5 років тому +5886

    WHO TF HURT JAKEY

    • @grantjones4790
      @grantjones4790 5 років тому +265

      Im not gonna hurt her... I just wanna talk

    • @gabesmith4278
      @gabesmith4278 5 років тому +551

      It was shanaynay T

    • @cloverhouse3146
      @cloverhouse3146 5 років тому +174

      shanaynay T, did you watch the video

    • @vladvalo
      @vladvalo 5 років тому +37

      Let me find who hurt jakeyboi, I'm gonna give her a good bopp on the nose

    • @DanglerSpangler
      @DanglerSpangler 5 років тому +19

      @@vladvalo A HEAD bop!

  • @nelsondominguez2003
    @nelsondominguez2003 7 років тому +5125

    my hearts fixed now

    • @jamesfischer8667
      @jamesfischer8667 7 років тому +34

      how many dogs did you have to pet?

    • @jamesfischer8667
      @jamesfischer8667 7 років тому +17

      Hey man I'm just asking a question. I like to measure how bad a break up is by how many dogs I have to pet to get over it. I'd say the last time my heart was broken I had to pet about 16 dogs, then I was good.

    • @jamesfischer8667
      @jamesfischer8667 7 років тому +6

      The worst I ever had was 28 dogs might have been 30 but i can't remember.

    • @codgun8575
      @codgun8575 7 років тому +2

      Peter Fisher I'd say around 10 feet.

    • @pokemax93
      @pokemax93 7 років тому +6

      my thing is i turned the sadness into an intense hatred (she cheated on me) so now i just want to punch her in the face for wasting 2 years of my life

  • @sirwafflesxx8218
    @sirwafflesxx8218 Рік тому +219

    Jakey is like the 2000s manifested into a big brother who gives advice.

    • @11energize
      @11energize Рік тому +5

      This has to be top 3 comments in youtube history

    • @terenceokane
      @terenceokane 7 днів тому

      He really is one of the most older bro "hey let me tell you about this thing" youtubers, especially back in his heyday of 2016-2021ish. Dear LORD is his music good. I'm so glad he's still posting videos, and I will gladly wait as long as it takes (I know his first album took several years) but got DAMN he's got "it".

  • @Silent_Mochi
    @Silent_Mochi 5 років тому +1301

    Who needs a girlfriend when u got NakeyJakey

    • @ifyouleavenow5960
      @ifyouleavenow5960 5 років тому +13

      Fuck yea

    • @lilyrenee2065
      @lilyrenee2065 5 років тому +27

      Nakey Jakey is my girlfriend

    • @sheiner1732
      @sheiner1732 5 років тому +15

      @@lilyrenee2065 It's yours too? God dammit did he cheat on me? Im heartbroken.

    • @sheiner1732
      @sheiner1732 4 роки тому +2

      @@isaacvasilyuk7398 You do! Go get her.

    • @isaacvasilyuk7398
      @isaacvasilyuk7398 4 роки тому +2

      Yeiner Solano thanks man

  • @willw00t
    @willw00t 7 років тому +2392

    bounced on my boys grey yoga ball on a greenscreen for hours to this

    • @davewilsea142
      @davewilsea142 7 років тому +206

      willw00t that's some great comment etiquette right there

    • @sirrhynus4280
      @sirrhynus4280 7 років тому +89

      You've got to admit, when life gives you heartbreaks, you gotta bounce on some balls before you can get back to the tittie business otherwise you'll get heartbroken too many times by that one girl who just keeps rejecting you even though you gave her flowers and all those crap that cost lots and lots of money because in our capitalistic society showing someone you love him/her only can be done by given them something of value because the government is run by reptiles.
      Anyway, where was I going with this.
      Don't just date a girl without knowing her, first you have to stalk her and er dad (mom's optional), and have a pocket full of gold before you can ask her out on that one sweet date you've been dreaming of for the last 4-5 months, just to get rejected by her. Don't worry, just date her hot friend instead.
      ps. Bush did 9/11

    • @mudsky
      @mudsky 7 років тому +39

      since I have somehow scooped together a great niche demographic of people that like Jakey and Erik, please can I get some other great UA-cam channels you guys would recommend

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 7 років тому +15

      gold lion brand new channel for you, called Tierzoo. Like video games with a deep meta? Love memes that are hard to grasp at first? You'd love him if so! I subbed a few weeks back at 40k subs and hes already up to 100k

    • @sirrhynus4280
      @sirrhynus4280 7 років тому +22

      I would recommend videogamedunkey.
      That channel has been around for quite some time and already has a lot of subscribers so maybe you know him already, but if you don't, be sure to check him out.

  • @SilentArisen
    @SilentArisen 5 років тому +945

    "Didn't want to eat, didn't want to sleep, Halo 2 lost all colors" lol
    What a perfect description of what a break up for me was like.
    Thank you though, I needed this.

  • @RandomAwesomeDude
    @RandomAwesomeDude 5 років тому +3855

    "I mean after a break up, you kinda leveled up a bit"
    *RESTORATION 100*

    • @Filekeepers
      @Filekeepers 5 років тому +5

      I cannot break this perfect 69

    • @bigpurpleflower2185
      @bigpurpleflower2185 5 років тому +29

      One handed 100*

    • @nemonobody6232
      @nemonobody6232 5 років тому +12

      when she tells you she thinks the relationship will last... then she's the one who dumps you.
      *Illusion 100**

    • @jet100a
      @jet100a 4 роки тому

      What song is at 2:01?

    • @mungeons
      @mungeons 4 роки тому

      It's time to wake up, Sora

  • @horth123
    @horth123 7 років тому +462

    almost 2 years after my 7 year relationship break up...someone finally managed to heal me. within 6 fucking minutes. dog bless you NakeyJakey

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 7 років тому +42

      horth123 Kudos to you for having a relationship that lasted seven years. No matter what happened, the fact you held a relationship for that long shows that you have a lot of strength and you should be proud of it.

    • @Naatoyiipiiksii
      @Naatoyiipiiksii 7 років тому +12

      U go my dude I love you

    • @horth123
      @horth123 7 років тому +5

      thanks mate!

  • @commaspace2196
    @commaspace2196 4 роки тому +1070

    I've been getting really goddamn close to this girl, we have a ton of similar interests and we could text for hours upon hours and we love to hang out with each other (and it's like that cool kind of hanging out where you just like being around each other like you could just chill doin nothing and it's better because they're there) but she's attracted to guys that are kinda out of my league. It's not shallow on her part, I understand, everyone finds hot people hot and I'm not a super hot guy and that's fine. It just hurts, man. It doesn't hurt because she's attractive and we won't have sex, and it doesn't hurt because she doesn't talk to me anymore (we talk and hang out all the time). The one thing that hurts the most is knowing that I won't be able to just like curl up n cuddle n watch a movie with her, or probably even ever tell her how I feel because it'll push her away even as friends, and I could never deal with that.
    I'm glad she's my friend, I'm not mad at her. It's just hard to imagine a girl as cool as her coming into my life again, even though I know there are plenty of fish in the sea and all that. It's also really hard to be friends with her and hear her talk about other guys sometimes, but I know that's just my own dumb monkey brain selfishness and stuff. I'll get over all this, I know I will, it just feels like someone set my stomach to tumble dry and left it running all night. I'm gonna make the best of my time with her, because she deserves my time and I like being with her, even in a platonic way.
    Thanks for the video, Jakey, it really helped big man. And shoutout to all the hot boys and girls going through some not-so-hot times these days, even all the way in 2020. This video will never stop being helpful. We'll make it through these hardships and be better people for it :) dog bless

    • @blueskies3060
      @blueskies3060 4 роки тому +62

      Jesus loves you

    • @gonzalovazquezavila535
      @gonzalovazquezavila535 4 роки тому +220

      You gotta talk to her about it man, PLEASE do this for yourself. It doesn't need to be awkward, just let her know that you simply had to get that off your chest. If she truly is your friend, she should be able to move past the awkwardness of your confession.
      Bro it paaiins me that you find urself in this sitch

    • @commaspace2196
      @commaspace2196 4 роки тому +133

      Gonzalo it may inspire you to know that we both ended up getting each other valentines, but our schedules were so hectic that we couldn't give them to each other yesterday lol. I came to the same conclusion as you a little while ago, I'm going to tell her everything as soon as I can. I hope it goes well, which I think it might. Thanks for responding, you're a d1 hot boy.

    • @christinajackson3313
      @christinajackson3313 4 роки тому +30

      It’s fine, I needed to cry tonight 😪. No, but in all actuality you NEED to tell her, somehow. I don’t know how, but probably the best way would be in person. I’m pretty blunt so obviously I’d suggest going that route, but do whatever you think is most appropriate. And also even if things go South, just having the conversation with her will make you less anxious about it. Best of luck homie! 💛

    • @DYMA
      @DYMA 4 роки тому +24

      Damn bro i felt this one. I have the same situation with a girl that i really like! Even if I dont believe i hope God bless you and I hope you will find the perfect girl that fits to you

  • @atomicnrg-ub2cw
    @atomicnrg-ub2cw 7 років тому +390

    NAKEY JAKEY IS BY FAR THE BEST CONTENT CREATOR GOD DAMM HIS SUCH A HOTBOY (ITS IN ALL CAPS BEACAUSE HIS HOT BOY NATURE IS FIRE)plus his music is fucking amazing

    • @jacklynthomas0
      @jacklynthomas0 7 років тому +2

      Suburashi and austinmcconell

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 7 років тому +1

      Suburashi I'd smash

    • @lukacola7296
      @lukacola7296 7 років тому +1

      The next Joji?

    • @MrBill-ez6kr
      @MrBill-ez6kr 7 років тому +1

      He reminds me of Dunkey. They should get together and make a rap.

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 7 років тому

      DUNKEY YOU GOTTA STOP HANGIN AROUND WITH THAT CAPTAIN OF LOSER BUMBLEBEE PINSTRIPE AND GET WITH MY BOI JAKEY HERE

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 5 років тому +475

    Your bjork impressions are what I live for.

  • @AliveForMusic
    @AliveForMusic 7 років тому +671

    You are a good youtuber.

    • @justmesavage
      @justmesavage 6 років тому +8

      AliveForMusicR naw, he great.

  • @danielpaul2695
    @danielpaul2695 7 років тому +235

    I thought I was the only 26 year old male that loved doing terrible Bjork impressions. love ya jakey

  • @redaxe64
    @redaxe64 7 років тому +248

    I gotta say Jakey no other content creator on youtube is so real and genuine, every single video or track you put out absolutely blows me away. Keep up the good work and know that your fans appreciate you :)

    • @jobelthirty1294
      @jobelthirty1294 6 років тому +1

      you betta start watching some dunkey familia. if you like this stuff you'll love the dunk.

  • @dizzee2100
    @dizzee2100 5 років тому +2198

    never asked out a girl. never got my heart broken, checkmate normies!

    • @fionnanlynch4566
      @fionnanlynch4566 5 років тому +121

      [Speech 100]

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 5 років тому +74

      Dizzee Yeah man, high five nigga. We neva’ gonna get our heart broken, just our boner

    • @HeyItsJakegaming
      @HeyItsJakegaming 5 років тому +65

      @professor sad yeah checkmate noob i lost mine to my uncle when i was 3

    • @Infinitiddy
      @Infinitiddy 5 років тому +8

      Aromantic gang

    • @ProMrLecoq01
      @ProMrLecoq01 5 років тому +59

      Yeah and then grow up and realize how pathetic and lonely your life really is and feel awful and get depressed because you have no social life and nobody liked you because they’ve never truly known you.... yeah been down that road and it sucked lmao, trust me it’s better to have gone through a breakup than not having the experience at all

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair 6 років тому +571

    More bjork impressions please.

  • @jacksonisonline2049
    @jacksonisonline2049 3 роки тому +47

    i literally watch this video every time i feel heartbreakey. it’s the ultimate therapy lmao

  • @JacksMelancholy
    @JacksMelancholy 7 років тому +224

    Thanks for sharing your experience; it was quite surprising to see this come up on my feed, especially considering it's not video game related.
    Love ya Jakey. Keep on keeping on.

    • @andrewbay8891
      @andrewbay8891 6 років тому

      Jack's Melancholy Palace I like your hair, really suits you :)

  • @projectdae3807
    @projectdae3807 7 років тому +157

    How the fuck did he describe my past year perfectly within 40 seconds?
    Taking back sunday Cute without the e and stuffed crust pizza, magic man