How Cats Secretly Keep Us All Alive

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  • @juliantheivysaur3137
    @juliantheivysaur3137 6 років тому +2770

    *_"The humans have pleased us, let them live another year."_*

    • @olluman123
      @olluman123 6 років тому +260

      "send em a mouse as a gift that should keep the political lines clear"

    • @Frozo-nt2ky
      @Frozo-nt2ky 6 років тому +19

      Julian the Ivysaur lol

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 6 років тому +48

      Julian the Ivysaur our overlords cats are pleased! I bow to our overlords

    • @SomePeon
      @SomePeon 6 років тому +16

      hewmewns*

    • @serbianemperor4244
      @serbianemperor4244 6 років тому +1

      nyo they dont

  • @aweausta2814
    @aweausta2814 7 років тому +7834

    When you realize Tom from Tom and Jerry isn't the bad guy.

    • @nictheperson6709
      @nictheperson6709 7 років тому +485

      Aweausta I realized that long ago

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 7 років тому +663

      Aweausta he never was evil to me, i always cheered for him

    • @galacticpulsegaming2877
      @galacticpulsegaming2877 7 років тому +287

      There was a conspiracy where Jerry was Germany and Tom being the USA back in the WW2
      Jerry was smart, like Germany with their advance technology
      Tom was was "strong", like America with their military

    • @664theneighbor5
      @664theneighbor5 7 років тому +56

      I just thought you said Tom Petty. R.I.P. Btw

    • @aweausta2814
      @aweausta2814 7 років тому +127

      Right? I always super hoped Tom would finally get one over on Jerry. Then again now thinking about it; if he did ever fully win there would likely not be a Jerry and the show would end. Oh well, the show was still good.

  • @PurpleRhymesWithOrange
    @PurpleRhymesWithOrange 3 роки тому +416

    When I fell off a roof and couldn't walk one of my cats was concerned I couldn't feed myself so he brought me 11 mice in the first two days.

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 3 роки тому +40

      Holy hell man this man is saving the world

    • @strellasmith777
      @strellasmith777 3 роки тому +33

      Aww! Sweet Kitty!

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 роки тому +36

      Oh that's really sweet. When I was younger my cat would regularly bring me dead mice and birds. I saw her catch and eat them. I guess she felt I needed any excess food she hunted.

    • @frank124c
      @frank124c 3 роки тому +17

      How did they taste?

    • @PurpleRhymesWithOrange
      @PurpleRhymesWithOrange 3 роки тому +13

      @@frank124c I let him and his sister have them

  • @jenniferroach4153
    @jenniferroach4153 4 роки тому +171

    My cat has been sitting on me for days, to the point of annoyance. She and I are watching this together as to remind me of her absolute importance.

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 Рік тому

      Lmao 😂

    • @katula14
      @katula14 Рік тому +2

      This video is so good and important that it should be one of the 2 on the web, and repeated to the nausea, just like, sadly, the lies about cats and everything are instead. The other one would be one about the truth from the Bible. Okay some tutorials and similar are welcome too. Imagine such world!

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 7 місяців тому

      You got me in the first half.

  • @devapath5280
    @devapath5280 4 роки тому +889

    "Poor human might starve if I left it,"*"must teach to hunt"*

    • @DRK-cx1lm
      @DRK-cx1lm 4 роки тому +5

      Good speaking English
      I did that on purpose but please fix it

    • @balobadartist9022
      @balobadartist9022 4 роки тому +37

      Honestly though, we are pretty pathetic - left to our own devices, and without the aid of other humans (farms, food companies, etc) we would be left to starve. There’s truth behind it

    • @HylianKirbo
      @HylianKirbo 4 роки тому +23

      @@balobadartist9022 a lot of us aren't that pathetic.
      But compared to much older generation, (not boomers.) We are a bit more lazy .

    • @peteb1942
      @peteb1942 4 роки тому +1

      Your cool 😎

    • @peteb1942
      @peteb1942 4 роки тому +7

      Ok now I am so thankful that cats exist 😺 🙏

  • @volka2199
    @volka2199 6 років тому +989

    So realistically Tom would kill 14 Jerrys a night.

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 5 років тому +49

      If, and big IF, Tom had the intelligence of a real cat.

    • @salemsaberhagen8390
      @salemsaberhagen8390 5 років тому +3

      @@epicstimulus282 he never said it did piss you off and congrats on being an adult though dont see how thats relevant

    • @JaimeWarlock
      @JaimeWarlock 5 років тому +29

      @Dom Trussardi 99 Male Smurfs and one female Smurf. You know there will be blood when they hit puberty.

    • @rvbrexer
      @rvbrexer 5 років тому +6

      @@JaimeWarlock that's why the added the female smurfs with the last movie

    • @normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383
      @normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383 5 років тому +1

      That sounds like a bit too much nazis being killed by you yanks....

  • @PowerMangoLP
    @PowerMangoLP 4 роки тому +2504

    If the earth was really flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge already

    • @skyden24195
      @skyden24195 4 роки тому +30

      Right!!! lol.

    • @lr1a704
      @lr1a704 4 роки тому +110

      Checkmate flat earthers

    • @arjunarun9147
      @arjunarun9147 4 роки тому +24

      Oof never saw that joke a million times already

    • @thegeorge2720
      @thegeorge2720 4 роки тому +6

      You stole that quote

    • @saltysteel3996
      @saltysteel3996 4 роки тому +30

      Best anti-flat earth evidence I've ever heard of.

  • @vlads3283
    @vlads3283 4 роки тому +150

    "Are rats that dangerous?"
    Europe: *PTSD flashbacks*

    • @2headedcow5252
      @2headedcow5252 Рік тому +1

      Yes

    • @lokibrux
      @lokibrux Рік тому

      Breaking out the mask with the big beak on,....again.

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 7 місяців тому

      Rats are fine because they do t end birbs. Birbs are cook and funny and I lije the way they chirp to me in the morning.
      Cats drool.

  • @derealized797
    @derealized797 5 років тому +577

    I had this cat when I was young that loved hunting, she would catch all different things and leave them outside my window for me. Sometimes things I didn't even know lived in state like I never even saw some of these things before.
    Then later on my next cat, he was usually more interested in just toying with what he caught. One morning I went outside and noticed that all across my entire back yard (huge yard) there was these tracks, my cat found this mole that he would chase around and play with for hours at a time. He didn't kill it, it was like he knew his fun would be over. This went on for a while too, I would hear squeaking outside, and there he was toying with his mole. Until the mole had a heart attack probably.
    It's just too bad cats don't live longer. Once you get to know their personality you never forget them.

    • @KePzez
      @KePzez 4 роки тому +48

      Ikr my lovable cold as ice cat loves to chill us but never let us pet him too much he's more of an individual doesn't like having his personal space to be violated

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 4 роки тому +38

      @@KePzez it's cool that you respect it. Every cat I had, if they meowed when I tried to pick them up I wouldn't make them. People act surprised when their cats who run from strangers like me better than them. It's because I show them respect and let them do as they want, I let them come to me if they choose and don't corner them trying to make them like me.

    • @rtwodeetoo3868
      @rtwodeetoo3868 4 роки тому +3

      It’s Tom from Tom and jerry

    • @donwall9632
      @donwall9632 4 роки тому +4

      True. I loved my boy

    • @papasmurf9205
      @papasmurf9205 4 роки тому +7

      I wish they could live longer🤧

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 4 роки тому +828

    My cat is listening to this with a distinctly smug look on his face.

    • @a_dsr4467
      @a_dsr4467 4 роки тому +30

      @William Lawrence of course not

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 4 роки тому +11

      @William Lawrence bro watch the damn video alright. Kill the cats, the rats would rape the native wildlife far worse.

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 4 роки тому +3

      @William Lawrence and they don't hurt local wildlife at all, don't they?

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 4 роки тому +6

      @William Lawrence Would you rather be killed by a gun or a bear? The bear is natural and higher on the food chain, so you must choose the bear, right?

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 4 роки тому +6

      @William Lawrence Dead is dead, natural or not

  • @jmenoprijmeni9148
    @jmenoprijmeni9148 4 роки тому +1293

    "Cats are flexible" No they are liquid.

  • @Imran7jr
    @Imran7jr 4 роки тому +441

    *Domestic Cat* be like- _"I'm someone who's a superhero for fun!"_

  • @julianefaria7508
    @julianefaria7508 5 років тому +2508

    Dogs: They‘re providing me with food. They must be gods!
    Cats: They‘re providing me with food. I must be a god!

    • @masarati7315
      @masarati7315 5 років тому +31

      what an idiotic comment

    • @Jane-75-80
      @Jane-75-80 5 років тому +231

      @@masarati7315 it is the truth cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt

    • @peterphoenix6471
      @peterphoenix6471 5 років тому +199

      @@masarati7315 take it easy psycho?!....it's a light hearted comment with based on truth...

    • @paulgreen2416
      @paulgreen2416 5 років тому +129

      @@masarati7315 I thought it was quiet funny😄 it's like the old saying "Dog's have homes, Cat's have hotels" 😁

    • @L3onOfKings
      @L3onOfKings 5 років тому +86

      @@paulgreen2416 ... or, dogs have owners and cats have slaves.

  • @fb03_delara_dashiel85
    @fb03_delara_dashiel85 5 років тому +537

    And over 90% of the world's plants require bees.
    *Butterfly:* *Am I a joke to you?*

    •  5 років тому +27

      Butterflies are pests. They eat leaves as larvae.

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 5 років тому +36

      Jan Sitkowski they still pollenate..just not on the same scale as bees.

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 5 років тому +12

      Jan Sitkowski you can say fish eat our fish and that sounds stupid but it's a way of life.

    • @karazor-el6577
      @karazor-el6577 5 років тому +2

      butterfly don't last long

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 5 років тому +3

      @@karazor-el6577 which does mean they wouldn't be MUCH of a pest

  • @trashcancat1579
    @trashcancat1579 5 років тому +508

    "Cats are one of the best hunters in the world"
    My cat: tries to get up onto the table and fails horribly

    • @mememeet4140
      @mememeet4140 5 років тому +27

      epic gamer 53: tries to use english but fails horribly

    • @vasoconvict
      @vasoconvict 5 років тому +37

      @@mememeet4140: tries to be funny and doesn't actually fail miserably

    • @dananapeel
      @dananapeel 5 років тому +5

      Noro Derek : Insults someone out of pure spite
      respecc you my man

    • @spindle_shank
      @spindle_shank 5 років тому +3

      @@mememeet4140 They might have dyslexia or be from another country and only know basics of English, or both, don't judge em qwq

    • @Diree
      @Diree 5 років тому +3

      Well, it's probably not your cat's fault that it was misbred until barely anything worth calling "cat" remained. Or maybe you've also just fed her and made her fat. A "normal" cat with outdoors access is nothing compared to a cushy indoors cat which can't breathe through its nose.

  • @Alliecat_77
    @Alliecat_77 4 роки тому +41

    I got my cat when I had a huge mouse problem. Not even two months later and I have zero mice and an amazing cat!

  • @aimanputra3058
    @aimanputra3058 5 років тому +294

    Rat:I have Typhus,Leptosprosis ect..
    Human: We have cat

    • @Imtotallydiggingthis
      @Imtotallydiggingthis 5 років тому +16

      Cat: Omnomnomnom

    • @iloveamerica1966
      @iloveamerica1966 5 років тому +18

      Female human: let's kiss the cat on the mouth.

    • @randomuser9787
      @randomuser9787 5 років тому +3

      Rat: OH SH*T!!!

    • @MrKahlil1001
      @MrKahlil1001 5 років тому +6

      We have a hulk cat.

    • @MrKahlil1001
      @MrKahlil1001 5 років тому

      I have made your 100th 👍🏿, me and my *ocd* would like to thank you, 🙇🏿‍♂️

  • @adrianadkins366
    @adrianadkins366 5 років тому +453

    When you realize Thoughty2 is just a bunch of cats in a human suit

  • @soco13466
    @soco13466 4 роки тому +199

    My cat showed up as a 4 month old kitten. I never bothered to get a cat at the shelter. I knew one would show up. He was a cute little feller. I had him fixed and got shots soon thereafter. He's a beautiful cat, everyone says. I think he's got some Maine Coon in him. He was friendly from the beginning, and he comes when I call. He's an outdoor cat, but I only feed him inside. And yes, he gets mice, and drops them by the door. I tell him he's the bestest cat in the whole wide world. He's the kittiest of the cats, and that's that.

    • @kimberlypatton9634
      @kimberlypatton9634 4 роки тому +10

      You are blessed to be loved by one!

    • @menaatefadly
      @menaatefadly 4 роки тому +1

      "Was a cute fellar"
      Im scared to ask why was

    • @AnotherWittyUsername.
      @AnotherWittyUsername. 4 роки тому +3

      @@menaatefadly Kittens are cute, but he is no longer a kitten. Therefore, "was".

    • @arjovenzia
      @arjovenzia 3 роки тому +10

      This is the correct way to obtain a cat companion. you dont choose a cat, a cat picks you. very similar how my current cat found her home. young kit got caught in a fuddle and decided, hey, I *like* scritches, n snugs are even better! n this guy has chicken! maybe he'd like a mouse?
      an alternate was how I got my Maine Coon as a 10yo. knew someone who had a bunch of kittens to get rid of. went over to pick one. whilst all the other kitties were off doing kitten things, one kinda just batted me down n n settled into my lap, burbling like a 200mL v12 motor. vicious purr on that thing. she came home. she was *my* cat all through my teenage years. 13 years later, after Id left home, mum still couldn't 'call' her in home, even tho she loved her brush n demanded feeding. but when I came home for the weekend, It only took one holler and my cat would appear to say Hi. and sleep as close to my head/face/armpit as a Maine Coon can (a Maine Coon will easily suffocate you if they try all that at once, which they can). at her end of days, mum was being all doom n gloom, very sick, not looking good, etc. I came down for the weekend, n she was apparently 10 years younger. spriteley, playing games, super smootchy. I left on sunday arvo, she was dead monday morning. spent it all on one last huzzah. such a Righteous Cat.
      anyone who thinks cats are heartless simply haven't been chosen yet. you can bribe them to live with you, sure. the love of a dog is pretty easy to win. to be loved by a cat, is a pretty valuable thing.

    • @waelhassanmd
      @waelhassanmd 3 роки тому +2

      Your right bestest is the only thing you can say that’s how good they are

  • @fraustedwhite
    @fraustedwhite 2 роки тому +13

    I had an amazing cat when I was 6 years old. He was a stray kitten that I caught by myself.
    By the time I was 8 he would bring me all sorts of dead critters. He was quite proud. One day, I heard him scratching at the door. When I opened it, he was sitting very tall and proud, with the most beautiful parakeet in his mouth. It was UNHARMED. I kept that bird for 3+ years. I named him Pete. He was an awesome pet as well and the 2 got along. My cat eventually got cancer. He lived to be 17.

  • @bay2683
    @bay2683 5 років тому +381

    That's how you know your cat loves u they don't need you they choose to be around you and enjoy your company :)

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 років тому +11

      true almost

    • @kentstarliner5728
      @kentstarliner5728 5 років тому +4

      😎👍

    • @the_katzy
      @the_katzy 5 років тому +21

      I don't get how that's the "harsh truth", that's a pleasant truth if nothing else.

    • @duudsuufd
      @duudsuufd 5 років тому +19

      They like to live with humans because that's the only way they can sleep in cardboard boxes.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 років тому +10

      @@duudsuufd Humans provide warm, nice place for cats to live.

  • @BigHeadClan
    @BigHeadClan 5 років тому +126

    Still remember when my 23lb tabby got loose and came back with a rabbit 5 minutes later , it was an indoor cat but man was he strutting his stuff after that catch.
    All I could imagine was his flabby belly swinging through the air as he chased down the rabbit. XD

    • @bigmona2741
      @bigmona2741 5 років тому

      🤣

    • @ladytron9188
      @ladytron9188 5 років тому +5

      Funny comment .Made my day👍🇬🇧😂.I now look at a fat tabby cat with admiration .😀

    • @kkech1
      @kkech1 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @sboloshis1188
      @sboloshis1188 4 роки тому +3

      Born killers

    • @kooldudematt1
      @kooldudematt1 4 роки тому +12

      Fun-fact, that "flabby belly" you refer to is called a "primordial pouch" and it's mainly excess skin with a bit of fat that's sort of like a "belly armor" for the kitty, protecting vital organs from damage in fights and hunts!

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 4 роки тому +156

    Keeping small apex predators in our houses is a pretty genius idea when you think about it.

    • @the_undecidead
      @the_undecidead 2 роки тому +2

      It's a genius move, I agree. Cats are not apex predators though. There are a lot of animals that prey on cats - including some humans (in some region in Asia that you probably can guess).

    • @alexanderfretheim5720
      @alexanderfretheim5720 2 роки тому +4

      Plus they're adorable!

    • @always_on_ten
      @always_on_ten 2 роки тому +3

      Plus they're hella cute . (Great minds think alike ) ^

    • @sandrarose7129
      @sandrarose7129 Рік тому +2

      They adopted us

    • @Anni-lb2og
      @Anni-lb2og 10 місяців тому

      ​@@the_undecidead cats are apex predator dude

  • @waynedombrowski7568
    @waynedombrowski7568 3 роки тому +17

    That last story reminds me of the starfish 'problem'. People harvesting clams got tired of starfish preying on their produce,and proceeded to chop them up,unaware of how each piece with enough of the center intact would regenerate into a whole starfish,causing more starfish. We humans have always had an incredible knack for throwing Nature out of balance,and there's never been 7 billion of us on Earth before,and growing.

  • @zsuzsannacircleedge8416
    @zsuzsannacircleedge8416 5 років тому +250

    I always loved my cats. Now I admire them. The egyptians knew it.

    • @trev6783
      @trev6783 4 роки тому +18

      I would say that snake's/asp's were also big threats to Egyptians. When you consider how unsecure older houses were, snakes would probably sneak into houses at night. I've always assumed that this was how cat's became domesticated in the first place. For the Egyptians cat's probably literally saved their lives.

    • @QueenlySweetpea
      @QueenlySweetpea 4 роки тому +6

      Yep the Egyptians knew that you admire cats ..

    • @menaatefadly
      @menaatefadly 4 роки тому +4

      Hell yea we were once a smart country

    • @lagelanden-5791
      @lagelanden-5791 4 роки тому +1

      Thoughty2 is wrong though, i can explain if you want.

    • @suviram.1901
      @suviram.1901 3 роки тому +2

      @@lagelanden-5791 yes pls

  • @thzzzt
    @thzzzt 4 роки тому +73

    I live on a wooded lot and take my cat out on walks in the forest (or he takes me). As a great hunter, he prefers to walk along logs, because he can be completely silent. When he has to walk on the crunchy leaves, he will take several steps, then stop, listen and look, take several more steps... and so on, because he realizes the noise he is making. He likes to be petted, but just before he goes out, he avoids me. I think it's because he doesn't want my scent hampering his stealth.

  • @owenleech6569
    @owenleech6569 4 роки тому +331

    Video: "How Cats Secretly Keep Us All Alive"
    Also video: *"BEES"*

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 4 роки тому +10

      Bonus content

    • @bladeoftheruinedking2543
      @bladeoftheruinedking2543 3 роки тому

      E

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 3 роки тому +4

      did you make this comment before watching 3 minutes of the video? then didn't want to delete it because it was getting attention?

    • @hamsterdam7589
      @hamsterdam7589 3 роки тому +4

      @@tableswithoutchairs1168 huh? The comment is saying that the title is about cats but it includes stuff about bees.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 роки тому +2

      WHAT? A video about cats without additionally an abundance of BEES? My briefcase full of BEES will put a stop to THAT!

  • @kaeruneko7299
    @kaeruneko7299 4 роки тому +254

    *Ah, so the Egyptians had the right idea.*

  • @scarypickles3473
    @scarypickles3473 4 роки тому +100

    I’m literally watching this with my cat and when he said your cat doesn’t need you I started crying

    • @kimberlypatton9634
      @kimberlypatton9634 4 роки тому +5

      Total propaganda spread by people who've never been loved with the intensity a cat does...

    • @ajesfrost3980
      @ajesfrost3980 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh little cringy

    • @akpokemon
      @akpokemon 4 роки тому +7

      holy cow....people....he was speaking in terms of pure species survival and in broad terms. Obviously there's domesticated cats with emotional connections blah blah blah No one's reading your stupid paragraph sap story about your cute little furbabies. He's speaking from a scientific perspective. Get over yourselves

    • @sillowillo
      @sillowillo 3 роки тому +2

      wth is that pfp tho

    • @Nova-cb3fv
      @Nova-cb3fv 3 роки тому +9

      They just prefer the company of their humans. Best they are with you because they love you, than need you.

  • @freedapeeple4049
    @freedapeeple4049 5 років тому +158

    "The more people I meet, the more I like my cat"

    • @caticalismic
      @caticalismic 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry can't like the video it has 69 likes

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 4 роки тому +4

      @@caticalismic shut up

    • @squigglywiggly6855
      @squigglywiggly6855 4 роки тому

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 I agree

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 4 роки тому

      Yes.

    • @njkitaa
      @njkitaa 4 роки тому

      but why does this sound like one of those minion quotes on Facebook

  • @khalilrahme5227
    @khalilrahme5227 6 років тому +95

    a cat has actually saved me twice by catching a snake coming for me, they just keep toying with them for the next 20minutes or so before killing them off, blocking they wait for the snake to try to escape in a direction, then jump-scare them in that direction, and on and on and on.

    • @awkwardguy8238
      @awkwardguy8238 6 років тому +1

      Khalil Rahmeh Snakes don't kill humans that often..

    • @khalilrahme5227
      @khalilrahme5227 6 років тому +19

      well mate, i know nothing about snakes, but there was people there that told me if i got bitten by such a snake, i wouldn't have made it to the hospital. they might have been exaggerating, but that means they are still quite deadly.

    • @awkwardguy8238
      @awkwardguy8238 6 років тому +8

      Khalil Rahmeh I was just trying to say that most snakes won't come up to you and kill you,but you should always be careful..

    • @khalilrahme5227
      @khalilrahme5227 6 років тому +12

      Ryan K oh i see, well the first time around i saw the snake coming up towards me, it was around 2 feet away when it caught it, although there is no telling if it was gonna bite me or anything,you are right on that part.

    • @mrrandall7132
      @mrrandall7132 6 років тому +2

      Khalil Rahmeh
      Give him heaven

  • @coreozurn4950
    @coreozurn4950 4 роки тому +21

    I had a cat that was an awesome hunter. He didn't leave his kills for us . He ate everything he killed, be it rodent or insect. In a surprise twist he was best friends with a hamster. Sometimes the hamster would escape her ball, cat would track her down and meow until someone came and got her.

    • @ThunderLegsMitchel
      @ThunderLegsMitchel 3 роки тому +3

      yeah i had an awesome cat too he died tho

    • @coreozurn4950
      @coreozurn4950 3 роки тому +3

      @@ThunderLegsMitchel sorry for your lose. I know how hard that can be.

    • @ThunderLegsMitchel
      @ThunderLegsMitchel 3 роки тому +3

      @@coreozurn4950 its alr man ive moved on

  • @AxiomApe
    @AxiomApe 5 років тому +133

    *"Wow. Cats are evil."*
    *_"and thats exactly why we need cats for our survival."_*

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 років тому +20

      "You need evil to keep evil at bay"

    • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
      @warpartyattheoutpost4987 5 років тому +4

      Now you understand the true power of the Dark Side.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 роки тому +1

      I always thought people like cats for the same reason I do: because they're sadistic psychopaths. Turns out they just like fucking cat videos. Never thought I was all that normal, anyway.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 роки тому +2

      @William Lawrence They don't kill wildlife unnaturally, since they're natural born killers. They usually claw and bite their prey, that's how they do it.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 роки тому +1

      @William Lawrence Any pet that goes completely feral is not good. People in the rural areas have them because they don't like diseases carried by rodents. Go figure.

  • @MegaBanne
    @MegaBanne 5 років тому +331

    It is similar to when they tried to kill off all the sparrows in China because of how they ate parts of the farmers crops. But what they didn't know was that grain wasn't their favorite snack, locust and other bugs where. The locust in the other hand loves grains. Guess what happened.

    • @mogaman28
      @mogaman28 5 років тому +35

      Another miracle of comunism thanks of big leader Mao?

    • @rvbrexer
      @rvbrexer 5 років тому +3

      @@mogaman28 Like in the Communist Australia?

    • @wisdon
      @wisdon 5 років тому +13

      let me guess Chinese started to eat locusts??

    • @Dawggo
      @Dawggo 5 років тому +10

      I love the fact that someone here is using their brain. I mean Locust are the most deadly of all insects for wiping out large populations of any vegetation.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 років тому +2

      @@mogaman28 "Mousie dung" lol.

  • @tr_slimey6811
    @tr_slimey6811 5 років тому +147

    Did he seriously miss the chance to put "CATastrophe" in the thumbnail? ._.

  • @KirtianM
    @KirtianM 3 роки тому +137

    Share this with Australians who culled millions of cats and now have a biblical mouse plague.

    • @dryb3301
      @dryb3301 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly. They never learn

    • @cassieoz1702
      @cassieoz1702 2 роки тому +10

      Culling feral cats hasn't really influenced the populations of introduced rodents, just the more harmless native ones. The current rodent plague is the consequence of wet seasons that resulted in massive amounts of feed.

    • @justinmahar5208
      @justinmahar5208 2 роки тому

      Still culling those feline bastards.

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 2 роки тому +4

      @@cassieoz1702 yeah but the feral cats would have helped since eating mice and birds are the only thing they do.

    • @cassieoz1702
      @cassieoz1702 2 роки тому +6

      @@peenoice5176 they eat huge numbers of reptiles and small native mammals which are their main diet. There's no cat eradication action in this area (or very many others) so likely irrelevant. Are you a rural dweller or a townie?

  • @Frank09161966
    @Frank09161966 5 років тому +142

    Worked on a farm in Ontario a long time ago, Between the cats, owls and ferrets never saw a rat once. Farmers are definitely aware of how important the rodent controlling "pets" and wildlife are

    • @Dr_V
      @Dr_V 5 років тому +7

      Foxes also hunt a lot of rats, small rodents are their primary source of food.

    • @Frank09161966
      @Frank09161966 5 років тому +6

      @@Dr_V yes you very correct foxes are awesome

    • @brad885
      @brad885 5 років тому +10

      Ever see a barn without at least half a dozen cats living in it?

    • @doggoswoofwoof
      @doggoswoofwoof 5 років тому +1

      When you say ferrets do you mean to domestic ferrets or their wild relatives minks, Martens, and weasels, all of which can be found in Ontario

    • @Ambreil
      @Ambreil 5 років тому

      if you live in alberta and see a rat once
      well the people at the news staition will lose there shit

  • @Foxable
    @Foxable 5 років тому +274

    *clicks on video*
    **IMEDIATELY STARTS TALKING ABOUT BEES**
    Me: _oh ok_

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @cimbakahn
      @cimbakahn 5 років тому +6

      Foxable: There is a reason why he started talking about bees. Which is because if every bee on the planet died tonight, humans would not live very long. Humans would then become extinct in 3-6 years.

    • @jmallett6081
      @jmallett6081 5 років тому +8

      It is because we thought we were clicking on a cat video, then he found a way to mess with our heads.

    • @cimbakahn
      @cimbakahn 5 років тому +4

      @@jmallett6081 But still, he did talk about cats.
      There is a reason why he started talking about bees. Which is because if every bee on the planet died tonight, humans would not live very long. Humans would then become extinct in 3-6 years.

    • @l.av.h7812
      @l.av.h7812 5 років тому +1

      @@cimbakahn and same thing if cats got instinct

  • @rayven6704
    @rayven6704 7 років тому +289

    "What would happen if every cat dissapeared" *starts talking about bees and honey*

    • @AzoXoza
      @AzoXoza 7 років тому +4

      lol

    • @NitronNeutron
      @NitronNeutron 7 років тому +14

      He always start with something outside the title.

    • @YorkshireMemes
      @YorkshireMemes 7 років тому +1

      Trve Kvlt Metalhead but there was a point to that

    • @mitchellhodgemeyer7306
      @mitchellhodgemeyer7306 7 років тому +7

      The bees and honey were relevant to the larger points that were ultimately made, and used to compare and contrast the information about cats.

    • @bigtownbiwwy509
      @bigtownbiwwy509 7 років тому +1

      Hey! Vsauce! MICHAEL HERE

  • @ewelinanajgebauer8862
    @ewelinanajgebauer8862 3 роки тому +49

    Besides keeping rodent populations low, they help through depression.(Note: i don't have depression, but have heard of people who's cats helped them through depression.)

    • @scrossman27
      @scrossman27 3 роки тому +4

      My husband says I spoil my cats. I tell him they spoil me.

    • @dryb3301
      @dryb3301 3 роки тому +1

      It's true. Mine helped me with my depression

    • @gijanine3701
      @gijanine3701 2 роки тому

      @just your dad's drug dealer Yup. Domestic cats (incl strays) are responsible for singlehandedly making over 30 species go extinct in the past few decades

    • @homebodyheaven6114
      @homebodyheaven6114 Рік тому +1

      Especially depression over the passing away of your last cat.

  • @jessicabeek3883
    @jessicabeek3883 7 років тому +70

    We have three cats in our home and I love cats. I'm very much a cat person. We live in a farming area of the country. And I know first-hand that because we have our cats we have no rats or rodents in our basement. This despite the fact that I have bins flour and rice in my basement. And rats could very easily get in and eat all of it. We have zero rodents in my basement or house. Thanks to the cats that I love so much. Thank you for pointing out how Critical they are to the survival of humans. Well done very well done.

    • @lightdrgn20
      @lightdrgn20 6 років тому +5

      Jessica Beek, I have 6 cats, I had still had 3 mice.
      Until 3 dead mice showed up after a few days.

  • @livewireOrourke
    @livewireOrourke 5 років тому +233

    Thoughty2: That's ridiculous; I'm not going on UA-cam and tell my viewers that!
    Cat: You WILL comply, human! The world needs to know of our excellence! [Hit's record]

    • @cimbakahn
      @cimbakahn 5 років тому +2

      livewireOr: I don't know what you have a problem with. His information is accurate.

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke 5 років тому +8

      @@cimbakahn A cat made you type that, I bet. Well Maybe.
      Probably.

    • @cimbakahn
      @cimbakahn 5 років тому +2

      @@livewireOrourke Well, i happen to live with a cat, and she is right here: imgur.com/a/kZhDnui Her name is Sky. Still, his facts are accurate.

    • @iloveamerica1966
      @iloveamerica1966 5 років тому +2

      Must be the toxoplasmosis talking.

    • @sparky6086
      @sparky6086 5 років тому +1

      @@cimbakahn ua-cam.com/video/KTwnwbG9YLE/v-deo.html

  • @StrikaAmaru
    @StrikaAmaru 7 років тому +150

    0:00 - 2:40 - bees
    2:40 - 7:55 - what cats do wrt the rest of the eco-sphere, especially rats.
    7:55 - 9:45 - why rats suck.
    10:00 - what would actually happen in the absence of cats.

    • @classfelidae
      @classfelidae 7 років тому +2

      Elizabeta Macovei *Wild rats I HAVE PET RATS ARE THE BEST LITTLE BABIES!!!!

    • @thedeath1839
      @thedeath1839 7 років тому +2

      Happy Doggo Animations rats a dirty cunts

    • @classfelidae
      @classfelidae 7 років тому

      The death Go get some education you junkie -_-

    • @bustin9549
      @bustin9549 7 років тому +1

      Yeah I really enjoyed this cat video that was half about bees thanks

    • @Antyla
      @Antyla 7 років тому +1

      The death
      Domestic animals kept as pets should be clean, I think. Dirty? Even kids are dirty after playing in muds. So yes.

  • @AlanaArtDream
    @AlanaArtDream 4 роки тому +27

    Gotta love cats (also my cat helps me feel safe when they’re in my room while I try to sleep, I get a lot nightmares at times and having my cat there helps me relax to go back to sleep after a bad dream)

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 3 роки тому +1

      I have cockroaches instead

    • @user-sl1lx9sw1x
      @user-sl1lx9sw1x 3 роки тому

      @@lord_khufu cock

    • @rac1equalsbestgame853
      @rac1equalsbestgame853 3 роки тому +3

      I've been sleeping with my cat for the last two weeks and it feels so much better. Unless she feels like playing at 5:00 AM

  • @j33REN
    @j33REN 6 років тому +1486

    Unfortunately My Cat is an Exceptional Case.
    It does Nothing.

    • @yankochoynev652
      @yankochoynev652 6 років тому +41

      ShishiR if you castrated it, ofc it would do nothing

    • @DJDispencer
      @DJDispencer 6 років тому +32

      Hahahaha :-), that puts a smile on my face, my cat was extremely not-smart (still loved him to bits)

    • @darvystyle3583
      @darvystyle3583 6 років тому +47

      yeah it's like he said in the video...as long as you feed him and offer him the lap of luxury he has no need to hunt, but if you stopped feeding him to force him to kill rodents... your house would be rat and mouse free pretty fast.... AND crickets and anything else that moves XD

    • @ErectedGasCan
      @ErectedGasCan 6 років тому +47

      When six year old, our two castrated indoor cats suddenly caught mice in the house we lived in, in the middle of the night, not even piercing the skin of the mice.
      I am still baffled as the only "training" they had was normal cat toys.
      And it was so cleanly done that i thought the first victim was a toy mouse! 😅

    • @shanto0imon
      @shanto0imon 6 років тому

      ShishiR 😂👌

  • @konodioda2208
    @konodioda2208 4 роки тому +163

    my cat will prance around and show me when he catches a mouse outside then continues to eat the head right in front of me, not sure if hes taunting me or not lol

    • @Nova-cb3fv
      @Nova-cb3fv 3 роки тому +26

      Mother cats do that to kittens to show them "This is food". The next step is how to hunt.

    • @MsStack42
      @MsStack42 3 роки тому +13

      He's trying to make your mouth water ?

    • @eintyp5928
      @eintyp5928 3 роки тому +12

      Nah the cat is just showing you what happens when you piss it off

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 3 роки тому +14

      He is saying "Once you learn to hunt, all the juicy, crunchy meese heads will be yours!"

    • @cSedx00022
      @cSedx00022 3 роки тому +2

      My cat is bad at hunting and doesn’t have the best reflexes. 😂

  • @danielcourage5648
    @danielcourage5648 7 років тому +147

    Humans : rats are dangerous to us
    Cats : pussies

  • @lennox8073
    @lennox8073 3 роки тому +19

    At first, I thought I was bamboozled because he was talking about bees instead of cats.
    this is where the cat talk actually starts: 2:47

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 6 років тому +379

    PLOT TWIST, Tom from tom and jerry cartoon is actually the hero.

    • @pk8730
      @pk8730 6 років тому +2

      Casualverse This was already the top comment.

    • @ThZuao
      @ThZuao 6 років тому +25

      We just naturally root for the little guy. But I always tought Jerry as an asshole.

    • @jansustar4565
      @jansustar4565 6 років тому +4

      That gave me a lought, and i were allways on team tom, cuz i know how that feels

    • @phantomlordmxvi
      @phantomlordmxvi 6 років тому

      He isnt. He didnt even managed to eredicate one mouse

    • @clasher6983
      @clasher6983 6 років тому

      Casualverse loloooehshcwjuzcv

  • @kaellimdy6478
    @kaellimdy6478 7 років тому +2219

    The angry cat lady down my street will have a field day..

    • @IEndlessI
      @IEndlessI 7 років тому +1

      Kael Lim Dy l

    • @IEndlessI
      @IEndlessI 7 років тому +1

      Kael Lim Dy i

    • @agentnukaz1715
      @agentnukaz1715 7 років тому +2

      What dose this have to do with bees

    • @marshiemoon
      @marshiemoon 7 років тому +12

      I think you may be talking about me

    • @micasali
      @micasali 7 років тому

      SIX PATHS TonTon watch the intro again

  • @mertoj1536
    @mertoj1536 5 років тому +361

    me : Oh a cat video
    Thoughty : Alright we are gonna talk of bees
    Me : wtf

  • @lilyslittleisland1633
    @lilyslittleisland1633 3 роки тому +29

    My cat leaves me toilet paper at my bed room door twice a week . Very helpful in a pandemic right?

    • @smithamy1982
      @smithamy1982 3 роки тому +1

      Is it trying to tell you something?

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 6 років тому +681

    Well... No wonder the Egyptians worshiped the creatures. Question solved, guys.

    • @TheSpiritedFendron
      @TheSpiritedFendron 6 років тому +27

      wanted to comment that! praise the cat gods :)

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 6 років тому +5

      Bastet ? and Isis ?

    • @walterbell1529
      @walterbell1529 5 років тому +2

      @@celinak5062 animals in general my friend xD

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 5 років тому

      Lol nice

    • @khopeshmop784
      @khopeshmop784 5 років тому +9

      Yup, it’s highly theorized that the mutual relationship the ancient Egyptians had with the cats at the time influenced a lot of religious miracles and such because well, disease was less prevalent
      Given this, I think it’s proof that cats > dogs

  • @heavymeddle28
    @heavymeddle28 4 роки тому +141

    Oooh I'm so happy to have cats here in Thailand. Doesn't matter how clean you think you have it. Rats everywhere and rats attract snakes so... The cats take care of "cleaning" a lot of unwanted guests. Seen them kill cobras. Scare the living shit out of them. Hunt giant centipedes, probably for fun but maaaan, they're great

    • @jgrimsta
      @jgrimsta 4 роки тому +12

      I could deal with a cobra and I could poison or shoot rats, but giant centipedes would seriously freak me out and send me screaming in the opposite direction lol

    • @heavymeddle28
      @heavymeddle28 4 роки тому +6

      @@jgrimsta same here. Not much freak me out here except for the F N giant centipedes 🤪. I can live with these giant huntsman spiders and all kinds of snakes. But NOT centipedes. Yikes. But I do believe that the biggest ones live in the US. Like Arizona and places like that. But I could be wrong

    • @brodriguez11000
      @brodriguez11000 4 роки тому +3

      It's funny the drama in the video, but your post makes the (unintentionally) important point that cats aren't the only animal that eats rats and mice. So if god forbid they all disappeared, other predators would step in.

    • @lagelanden-5791
      @lagelanden-5791 4 роки тому

      stray cats are horrible though. they eat barely any rats and kill a tremendous amount of wildlife. cats cause dozens of animals to go extinct

    • @heavymeddle28
      @heavymeddle28 4 роки тому +5

      @@lagelanden-5791 cats are cats... I don't think that they have any moral issues with what they catch and kill whatsoever. Idk why how they choose prey but I tend to think that stray cats takes what's easier to catch and rats can be ferocious when they fight. Not the easiest prey

  • @lampyrisnoctiluca9904
    @lampyrisnoctiluca9904 5 років тому +205

    Excuse me, do you have a time to speak about our Lord and Savior - the feral cat?

    • @yupper4030
      @yupper4030 4 роки тому +3

      @Babyhowdy233 did you watch the entire video?

    • @crashnebula7
      @crashnebula7 4 роки тому

      @Babyhowdy233 12:21 says otherwise

    • @mr.shepherdspie7958
      @mr.shepherdspie7958 4 роки тому +2

      Oh glorious feral cat!

    • @BearryHungry
      @BearryHungry 4 роки тому

      If it’s about their toe beans and furry bellies then heck yeah

    • @JeantheSecond
      @JeantheSecond 4 роки тому +1

      At last, I have found my religion.

  • @SternLX
    @SternLX 4 роки тому +15

    I've had 2 or 3 cats that would bring me their catches. I couldn't figure out if they wanted me to cook them up for them or give them praise for being such good hunters.

  • @Qwazor
    @Qwazor 6 років тому +104

    This is why the Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 5 років тому +1

      well they're also thought to be the gate keeper of the underworld

    • @Tarotlynx
      @Tarotlynx 5 років тому +1

      @@thecommentguy9380 Something zombie movies need to try. If cats guard the underworld, wouldn't they be the natural enemy (and thus the weakness) of the zombies? One scratch and you're back in your grave.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 5 років тому

      @@Tarotlynx well cats may or will not work because it doesnt need magic to make the dead come back to life

  • @nicotopcat1188
    @nicotopcat1188 5 років тому +54

    My cat just made a cool sound. I think he was saying; "You're welcome."

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 7 років тому +512

    Nature's ultimate killing machine in a small cute package!

    • @Kaxology
      @Kaxology 7 років тому +11

      Maybe when they will eventually the top of the food chain since they are so cute, we hesitate to kill them

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 7 років тому +37

      Artak091
      A sadistic animal which kills small rodents for sport is the only thing between mankind and the end of the world.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 7 років тому +11

      I'd argue that humans are better at killing anything and everything they want to

    • @mimos9165
      @mimos9165 7 років тому +2

      +Eugene InLaw they actually are... Even before modern day humans we were the best hunters (Not before we created civilization we were the prey back then)

    • @flitzenthedeer452
      @flitzenthedeer452 7 років тому +4

      Kaxology
      My friend kills them without hesitation in order to protect his chickens.

  • @grandmothersukhrealta3611
    @grandmothersukhrealta3611 3 роки тому +19

    The Egyptians definitely knew the value of cats, they are so important they even took them to the after life with them🐱❤️

    • @alexanderfretheim5720
      @alexanderfretheim5720 2 роки тому

      The afterlife should have lots of cats!

    • @grandmothersukhrealta3611
      @grandmothersukhrealta3611 Рік тому

      @puteqx when a beloved pet dies today people often cremate them, in Egypt they could have mummified their 4 legged friend. I plan on having my ashes co-mingled with my 4 legged friend, he is defiantly a companion for ever.

  • @CharleneOrtizTraining
    @CharleneOrtizTraining 4 роки тому +242

    My land!ord told us this house had a mouse infestation until we moved in. We have 2 cats. No more mice.

    • @philbytan284
      @philbytan284 4 роки тому +51

      And two fat cats

    • @cblankenship3018
      @cblankenship3018 4 роки тому +22

      We had fresh rat droppings in a outbuilding when we moved in. It also had gnaw holes in a board. I also found a petrified rat under the floor. We had a cat when we moved in and now have two. I sometimes forget to close my garage door for a entire night and even when closed there are gaps that a mouse could easily enter. I regularly see a exterminator truck at two of my immediate neighbors houses and I know they are very clean people. We never have any rodent issues. I never see any rodents or dropping in our house, garage or outbuildings. Both cats kill, but one is especially a cold stone killer. He even climbs a garage ladder and checks the attic. He hunts in high and low areas or just hangs out all night waiting for anything dumb enough to walk by. He likes to eat only the heads! They also enjoy tasty moths when they get inside. I hate when they kills birds. A beautiful yellow one was the state bird of Washington?

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 4 роки тому +3

      Heroes they are.

    • @身赤-w3w
      @身赤-w3w 4 роки тому +7

      i think even the scent of cats make mice go away.

    • @paintingdragons1828
      @paintingdragons1828 3 роки тому +6

      I've always had pets both cats and dogs. One year we found a litter of young rats in our house and our dog tried so desperately hard to catch one and she did eventually. Good thing the cat caught all the others

  • @sophiajo989
    @sophiajo989 7 років тому +38

    Once he mentioned how rats would control the world, Pinky and Brain has popped in to my head so I smiled; then I got dead serious since I knew he is getting serious

  • @JakeTurbine
    @JakeTurbine 5 років тому +44

    "Can be contracted just by breathing the air around where a rat has been....death can happen in as little as a few hours."
    Well I didn't have a fear of rodents before, but I do now

    • @ellenlandowski1659
      @ellenlandowski1659 4 роки тому +5

      For all the people allergic to cats...the safest cleanest way to kill rats and mice is a bare electric wire across the inside of a peice of vertical PVC pipe.
      A dab of peanut butter or bacon grease on the top inside side of the pipe , hange it low to ground preferably near a little puddle, plug it in to outdoor electric, or for portability a car battery. Rats will immediatly die from electrocution fall dead out of the tube and the next rat tries for the bait.
      These dead rats and mice are safe for local animals to carry off and eat and the electrocution kills many of the fleas on the rat.
      If put over a small pit with a trash liner, any remaining dead rats and mice can be disposed of without touching them or taken fresh to alligator/ reptile farms or wild animal rescue places.

  • @amongman9596
    @amongman9596 3 роки тому +11

    at first, when he was talking about bees, i thought that cats actually do most of the pollinating is what he would have said

  • @NotQuiteEnglish01
    @NotQuiteEnglish01 7 років тому +44

    You fail to mention that once the rats finish with the grain and the corpses they'll quite happily attack and devour living things. And they can grow to be huge as well. Just go and read about some of the rats in the trenches of World War One.

    • @MichalSoukup1995
      @MichalSoukup1995 6 років тому +9

      I have read apocrphycal stories about soldiers demanding that their own trenches be gassed to kill the rats.

    • @htoodoh5770
      @htoodoh5770 6 років тому

      MichalSoukup1995 lol

    • @MichalSoukup1995
      @MichalSoukup1995 6 років тому +4

      And dead bodies were ideal diet for rats.

  • @b212hp
    @b212hp 5 років тому +160

    There are only two animals on Earth that hunt purely for sport: humans and cats. Last year one of mine got 88 gophers, 25 mice, 7 shrews, 1 mole and a ground squirrel. His brother spent most of 2018 asleep.

    • @WG55
      @WG55 5 років тому +24

      I am constantly amazed that cats are able to catch birds. What other animals can do that?

    • @smartboi9655
      @smartboi9655 5 років тому +7

      And polar bears.

    • @NGC1433
      @NGC1433 5 років тому +37

      You forgot dolphins, who bite fish heads off to fuck their bodies. And chimps that masturbate with live frogs.
      Sure, yeah, only two! A scientific fact you pulled out of your ass.

    • @moargames2179
      @moargames2179 5 років тому +10

      I knew a dog who absolutely loved to chase and catch mice, rabbits etc.

    • @honkytonk4465
      @honkytonk4465 5 років тому +1

      @@WG55 the birdcatcher?

  • @xyon9090
    @xyon9090 7 років тому +220

    *I asked my grandma once,* "Why do you have so many cats?"
    "They kill the rats above you dear"
    "WHAT"

    • @twenty-oneflightattendants3759
      @twenty-oneflightattendants3759 7 років тому +6

      Dean Natuno did that happen?

    • @xyon9090
      @xyon9090 7 років тому +7

      Idreesandismail Syed Yes it did. Back in our province.

    • @yellowproxy4597
      @yellowproxy4597 7 років тому +10

      "Meemaw, why do you have so many cats?"
      "They fuck wid de rats above ya and play wid dem, look behind you, Zazzy is bringing you a big rat"

    • @johnnygreenface
      @johnnygreenface 6 років тому

      YellowProxy dey was kingz en shuut

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 6 років тому +4

      Bruvvy you...uh you do realize most countries have provinces not states right? Like even Canada has provinces actually I'm pretty sure Mexico and Canada are the only ones with states

  • @christopherpetit1718
    @christopherpetit1718 3 роки тому +7

    Cats treat the law of gravity as more of a light suggestion.

  • @nielsbuirma660
    @nielsbuirma660 5 років тому +152

    this video made me love cats even more ^.^

    • @michaelar9954
      @michaelar9954 5 років тому +10

      i didn't even think i could love cats more

    • @enormousbisons4997
      @enormousbisons4997 5 років тому +3

      @@michaelar9954 GeT OuT, ThIS ViDEo Is OnLy FoR CaT LoVeRS

    • @r1tzy5551
      @r1tzy5551 5 років тому +4

      I love cats and other animals except flies and mosquitoes

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 років тому

      @@r1tzy5551 anyone should do the same..

    • @MHX11
      @MHX11 5 років тому

      Me too c:

  • @azuresea7183
    @azuresea7183 4 роки тому +107

    When you realize that if pinky and brain knew that all they had to do was exterminate all cats in order to take over.🤔

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 4 роки тому +110

    Im so relieved to hear the bees are doing fine lol

    • @abstraktdrey
      @abstraktdrey 3 роки тому +2

      Yeeeah, he flipped on that quick.

    • @xRucan
      @xRucan 3 роки тому

      Well actually they don't

    • @croccroc4000
      @croccroc4000 2 роки тому +1

      @@xRucan just a quick Google search confirms he's right

    • @belshazzarsf3ast
      @belshazzarsf3ast 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the most important species such as that beautiful blue one are in fact doomed.

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 2 роки тому

      That's why we shouldn't just listen to lies, but look into things. Alas, we all need to ignore the important stuff and rely on "scientists, journalists and experts" because we're dumb.

  • @Jay-q3o4w
    @Jay-q3o4w 4 роки тому +8

    I'll go and thank my two cats now. Even if they are afraid of outside world and don't hunt- their brothers and sisters are fighting for our prosperity.

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety 6 років тому +494

    I for one welcome our feline overlords.

    • @arthur1543
      @arthur1543 5 років тому +14

      I welcome our overlords as well, as long as they let me live to serve them.

    • @CarolinaGirl33
      @CarolinaGirl33 5 років тому +7

      Just bow down, or they'll make you bow DOWN....don't fight it. 😎

    • @CarolinaGirl33
      @CarolinaGirl33 5 років тому +6

      Cats are badass killers, they say if your pet kitty cat was bigger, it would kill you 😉 just...cuzzz, I don't know.....you petted it 4 times, and u shoulda known that you only pet 3 times, BIATCH

    • @johnbean9797
      @johnbean9797 5 років тому +2

      Dogs can corn a cat instantly

    • @docholiday67
      @docholiday67 5 років тому +2

      And the nekos the internet provides.

  • @allykat5899
    @allykat5899 6 років тому +133

    The common house cats protecting humankind from the bubonic plague since forever

    • @bagustesa
      @bagustesa 6 років тому +5

      bubonic plague was caused by cat hunting as they are thought to be the device of evil made by witches

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 5 років тому +3

      Not forever, just since the dawn of agriculture, about 10 millennia ago. Before then, rodents weren't nearly as much of a concern, as humans hunted for food instead of growing it.

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 5 років тому +3

      Well, throwing human waste out into the streets probably weren't helping that whole plague thing.

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie 4 роки тому

      @Drakilicious Did... did you watch the video at all? Specifically about the part where rats reproduce by the millions?

  • @DinPlayzRBLX
    @DinPlayzRBLX 5 років тому +561

    If cats didn't exist, It would be cat-astrophic.

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 2 роки тому +3

    We adopted a stray that showed up at our door filthy, riddled with fleas and had a big open cut below his mouth. We cleaned him up, dosed him to remove the fleas and had the cut stitched.
    A month later my wife called me in the morning because she didn't know what to do. The stray (Milo) was sat proudly on our decking beside six dead and untouched rats. He'd been busy to repay us for looking after him. I made a fuss of him then when he wasn't looking I removed the rats. Ever since (3yrs now), whenever I sit down Milo jumps onto my lap and goes to sleep.
    I love Milo so much, he's a proper cat. Milo kills anything he can (mice, rats, birds) and won't tolerate any other cat to be in his sight.

  • @CrackyCreates
    @CrackyCreates 5 років тому +114

    Rat: *exists*
    Cats: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @Man_im_dead-
      @Man_im_dead- 4 роки тому +5

      Cats : why do I hear boss music?

  • @karachristen6484
    @karachristen6484 7 років тому +149

    my cousin has a horse barn. she has a cat to get rid of all the mice. He is LITERALLY the BIGGEST, FATTEST cat i have EVER seen. They don't give him food, his only eats what he catches. He's a sweet kitty though

    • @slip_knxt3276
      @slip_knxt3276 6 років тому +3

      Kara Christen Sounds cute...aside from the rat eating i love fat cats XD

    • @johnrickard8512
      @johnrickard8512 6 років тому +9

      Sounds like that cat knows what he's doing. He's friendly because you brought him to such a plentiful food source.

    • @765respect
      @765respect 6 років тому +1

      D.B Cooper Bear I have bantams and the banti rooster would go after the barn rats. I would find the rats backed up into the corner, belly up with their eyes pecked out. He was a beautiful black and green sheen baddie with a Napolean complex. But I would still have some cuddly cats to take care of the rodents.

    • @HitenLighthearth
      @HitenLighthearth 6 років тому +1

      765respect that is awsome

    • @1stPCFerret
      @1stPCFerret 6 років тому +1

      +D.B Cooper Bear Ask around your area for a farm that has cats and get an adolescent kitten.

  • @ragingraichu219
    @ragingraichu219 4 роки тому +68

    "Your cat doesn't need you."
    Me: *Looks at one of my cats who refuses to even touch raw meat* Well now, I don't know about that.

    • @unpaintedleadsyndrome
      @unpaintedleadsyndrome 4 роки тому +7

      that raw meat most likely has been dead for days... they like it warm and fresh :-)

    • @ragingraichu219
      @ragingraichu219 4 роки тому +6

      @@unpaintedleadsyndrome He will eat processed and cooked meat, even if it is cold, lol.

    • @reshawshid
      @reshawshid 2 роки тому

      Some cats will only eat their own kills, likely due to instinct. One of my cats is that way. She'd eat mice and birds, but whenever we fed her, processed cat food was the only thing she would accept.

  • @templeofthemonkeygod9047
    @templeofthemonkeygod9047 4 роки тому +21

    Cats
    *The overlords of the internet.*

  • @aimanputra3058
    @aimanputra3058 5 років тому +50

    Sewer:
    Rat: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

    • @r1tzy5551
      @r1tzy5551 5 років тому

      Me: Oh shit a rat!

  • @jgrimsta
    @jgrimsta 4 роки тому +255

    A much loved cat I once had brought me a little dead bird once, it looked really proud of itself and was certainly just showing off. The same day I shot a magpie and threw it infront off my cat who was chilling on the lawn. Cat just looked at me with amazement in its eyes, with a look that said "dude those things are super annoying and impossible to catch, wtf man, I totally respect you now former silly human!"
    My cat was never the same after that, it never brought me more disgusting gifts, and I think it actually respected me for the rest of its life. She was such a sweetheart! =^,^=

    • @kooldudematt1
      @kooldudematt1 4 роки тому +46

      The first time my little guy caught a mouse and killed it he didn't even know to eat it, he was so young and inexperienced! Me, being a chef, got my knife and some gloves and "prepared" it for him by removing some tasty morsel from the mouse (all this in full-view of him) and gave it to him to eat. Ever since then he has loved catching mice and eating them, bones and all, and even birds and squirrels!

    • @hugmc
      @hugmc 4 роки тому +15

      So it’s a perfect pet for women, it never forgets 😂

    • @verdoemme
      @verdoemme 4 роки тому +14

      Mine catch magpies and even rabbits, small tigers that they are :)

    • @balobadartist9022
      @balobadartist9022 4 роки тому +22

      Magpies are actually more intelligent then cats (I’m a cat person btw). They’re the only non-mammal that can recognize themselves in a mirror 🥺

    • @kooldudematt1
      @kooldudematt1 4 роки тому +26

      @@balobadartist9022 I've actually found the self-awareness experiment to vary vastly from cat to cat. I've had two that easily recognize themself in a mirror and others who don't!

  • @lunakitty953
    @lunakitty953 6 років тому +87

    I had a cat who helped the rat population on my farm. He was good at it. When he passed away from old age (my sweet boy), the rats exploded, eating all my chicken feed. There were 100s and 100s of rats. I had no choice but to use poison. In the video he said they are smart enough not to eat from the same poison, well not these rats. They all succumbed to the poison. Not nice, not something I wanted, but after stopping them from eating the chicken feed they were coming inside my house to eat everything, including running over my children.

    • @frankboff1260
      @frankboff1260 6 років тому +13

      QualaraMC why didn’t you get another cat or two?

    • @lunakitty953
      @lunakitty953 6 років тому +25

      I have 3 other cats but they are not rat hunters, they would kill the wild life so I keep them inside. Amon (the one that killed the rats) he only killed rats. Birds could land on his head and he wouldn't hurt them.

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd 6 років тому +1

      You did the right thing

    • @derrickwillis171
      @derrickwillis171 6 років тому +1

      @Mr mojo risin I use throwing knifes and katanas on rats.

    • @Okalani5000
      @Okalani5000 6 років тому +2

      I once had a mouse infestation. I was very sick from smelling their urine all the time. It was disgusting!

  • @thekingsblend
    @thekingsblend 2 роки тому +3

    A world without cats is no world I would live in

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 5 років тому +155

    My relatives: YOU CAN'T HAVE 3 CATS THAT'S TOO MANY
    Me: *shows them this vid*
    My relatives: *get cats*
    Me: *snaps awake because even after showing them the vid they don't like cats*

    • @naghz
      @naghz 4 роки тому +3

      I have 7

    • @greenmanofthewoods6060
      @greenmanofthewoods6060 4 роки тому +1

      Cats carry things too, I think it's called toxoplasmosis or something similar

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 роки тому +5

      @@greenmanofthewoods6060 you can wash your cats. You can't wash the rats. Cats are way less of a problem in this area.

    • @kooldudematt1
      @kooldudematt1 4 роки тому +2

      @@greenmanofthewoods6060 Let me give you a nice fat dislike for this shitty comment.

    • @niggaplease91
      @niggaplease91 4 роки тому

      Huh?

  • @n9nex19
    @n9nex19 6 років тому +70

    My cat just bit me.
    Thank you Almighty One for gifting me with a sharp pain in my hand.

    • @myriafoundation1154
      @myriafoundation1154 5 років тому +2

      I'm sure you deserved it.

    • @n9nex19
      @n9nex19 5 років тому

      Dean West She was rubbing against me and I pet her and then the bit me and kept of rubbing on me

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 5 років тому +2

      @@myriafoundation1154 Why are you so defensive?

    • @jesusramos__
      @jesusramos__ 5 років тому

      My cat always bites me when I try to give her a belly rub but I think a lot of cats dont like that too

    • @proudtitanicdenier4300
      @proudtitanicdenier4300 5 років тому +1

      @@jesusramos__ I think your cat just hates you.

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 6 років тому +169

    the thumbnail should've said "CATaclism"

  • @altareggo
    @altareggo 3 роки тому

    One third of the food you find in supermarkets requires bee pollination
    .....shows bee pollinating tulip, lol. (1:03)

  • @joraforever9899
    @joraforever9899 7 років тому +449

    no no no, its not their hard work, its their entertainment that saves humanity

    • @DespicableME78
      @DespicableME78 7 років тому +24

      JoraForever no no no, it's both

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 років тому +4

      JoraForever last time to watch 5 hours of Nyan Cat, to pay respect to cats

  • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
    @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 6 років тому +23

    So basically, if I were to raise a few pairs of rats for a couple years, I'd be able to unleash an apocalypse on the city in which I live. That's really good to know.

    • @gravyswag8361
      @gravyswag8361 6 років тому +14

      That’s why I own 8 cats..
      You never know when somebody’s gonna do garbage
      Edit: Now it’s 11. One of my cats had three kittens. I named each of them:
      One tabby is named: Cotton Mouth
      The other tabby is named: Apple
      A smol grey kitten is named: Patel
      three more warriors for my army -3-

    • @Master_Ed
      @Master_Ed 6 років тому

      If your in America ye I guess it would work because if you watch American movies about survival, they are always dumb, even during a zombie apocalypse, but in Britain, na everyone would know what to do, watch cockanise Vs zombies. It's more realistic then American movies now a days

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 6 років тому +1

      I shall raise my army of kitties! We shall meet to the battle that end em all. My the best Lord win!

    • @gravyswag8361
      @gravyswag8361 6 років тому

      Buzz gamer
      I’ll give Patel a middle name..
      It’ll be Scarry.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 7 років тому +1042

    I can't wait until I'm an old man.
    "Grandpa, what kind of animal is that?"
    "Well, Silas, it's 2068 and there are only three kinds of animals left in the world. Did it look like a dog, a honeybee, or a Landkraken?"
    "Well, it had a lot of teeth...and tentacles..."
    "That's a Landkraken. Get in the house."

    • @georgemarx4655
      @georgemarx4655 7 років тому +112

      I hate those land krakens...if you worship chtulu you will be safe...

    • @CJusticeHappen21
      @CJusticeHappen21 7 років тому +50

      George Marx Yes, but worship of the Deathless Sleeper requires ritualistic sacrifice, which is sure to ensure the wrath of the uninitiated. Apples to oranges, I guess.

    • @georgemarx4655
      @georgemarx4655 7 років тому +30

      CJusticeHappen21 I prefer the better you than me argument when it comes to being eaten by creatures that shouldn't exsist.

    • @MetallicAddict15
      @MetallicAddict15 7 років тому +46

      *"Release the Landkraken!"*

    • @frandovian
      @frandovian 7 років тому +17

      Landkraken has teeth, well that was a nightmare

  • @robertwalley6692
    @robertwalley6692 4 роки тому +6

    Our cat Kit kit loved this, he watched this whole video and sort of looked at me and said I told you so.

  • @VinnyI6420
    @VinnyI6420 5 років тому +79

    Did whoever that decided to kill the cats on that island really think all was gonna be well after that?
    Smh

    • @judyjoy2951
      @judyjoy2951 5 років тому +11

      Stupid assholes

    • @fiddleback4903
      @fiddleback4903 4 роки тому +9

      Well Cat People are normal, Bird People are weird

    • @vaidasspu
      @vaidasspu 4 роки тому

      Mao thought same and guess what happened

    • @archibaldholmer9920
      @archibaldholmer9920 4 роки тому +2

      First the emu war and now this

    • @scragglybeard9322
      @scragglybeard9322 4 роки тому

      Do not show this Part of the Video to our Cat-Overlords...

  • @tjsogmc
    @tjsogmc 5 років тому +716

    Cat's are pissy all the time because they are God's most perfect killing machines, but they only weigh 8lbs and we are always picking them up and kissing them.

    • @aieve9493
      @aieve9493 5 років тому +7

      @Jesus H Christ your cats fat mine is only 13lbs

    • @novelnouvel
      @novelnouvel 5 років тому +16

      only if human is in rat size, or cat is human-sized. human will doomed. the only reason cats dont kill humans, is because cat is so small compared to human.

    • @kik1rik1
      @kik1rik1 5 років тому +2

      @@puyearprod.929 roflcopter

    • @kik1rik1
      @kik1rik1 5 років тому +3

      @@novelnouvel have you ever heard of tigers lions and pumas? ... not the shoe...

    • @novelnouvel
      @novelnouvel 5 років тому +1

      @@kik1rik1 yeah. you must also see a tiger lion and puma walking in each corners on the city. it must be fun.

  • @DavidHudson
    @DavidHudson 6 років тому +196

    Tom and Jerry was trying to teach us this all along but we all ignored it and loved Jerry.

    • @epicstimulus282
      @epicstimulus282 5 років тому +1

      Exactly but Jerry is a mouse that isn't a nuisance like rats.

    • @chimeraproject9481
      @chimeraproject9481 5 років тому +29

      You loved Jerry, don't speak for everyone, I loved Tom

    • @vitalnutrients744
      @vitalnutrients744 5 років тому +11

      Bruh I like Tom because he reminds me of me.

    • @DeadlycheesePeople
      @DeadlycheesePeople 5 років тому +5

      David Hudson RIP our nigga Tom. He was a true OG

    • @tayetrotman
      @tayetrotman 5 років тому +4

      I loved Tom and Jerry equally

  • @jackdurden466
    @jackdurden466 3 роки тому +5

    There’s an amazing CreepyPasta about a cat aboard a spacecraft that’s been genetically altered to be an even better hunter, with night vision better than they already have, more strength and speed, highly developed brain for calculating attacks, and the entire story is from its perspective. Awesome story, they developed them As rats had been plaguing the ships, by chewing through the wiring and causing dreadful disasters. Nothing else they tried would stop the rats, so one man created the “feline program” or something like that. It’s a truly great story.

  • @mhordijk0871
    @mhordijk0871 5 років тому +17

    My cat is bringing home mice, small birds, sparrows and even pigeons.
    I once came home as she was balancing on a fence, when she lunged at a bird flying by.
    She made a longitudinal spiral, as she nearly clipped the bird.
    Then she landed on her feet, falling from 5 feet off the ground.
    Only then she noticed me and came for a cuddle.
    One of the most feral things i watched her do.
    Yeah, she's a killer, alright.

    • @dilrubaahmed9757
      @dilrubaahmed9757 5 років тому +1

      Didn't we all experience our darling cat turn to scary hunters at some time of our life

    • @MICHELLE-gu2qc
      @MICHELLE-gu2qc 5 років тому +1

      @@dilrubaahmed9757 not with my cat his never caught anything in his lazy life

  • @michaelar9954
    @michaelar9954 5 років тому +12

    this reminds me of a book i read once called "the old ladies who knew how the world worked" it basically works like this. the old ladies let their cats out every night, but one day the mayor tripped on one of their cats during a night time stroll, so he made it so you were not allowed to let your cats out at night. but that meant that the cats couldn't hunt the mice on the island, which caused the rats to try and steal honey from bee hives, which meant the bees couldn't pollinate the flowers as they were too busy defending their home, the unpollinated flowers meant that the cows that ate them produce very low quality milk which caused the navy that drank the milk to became weak and sickly and then invaders came to the island. it ends with the mayor allowing the ladies to let their cats outside again and then the navy managed to get rid of the invaders
    tldr: its a book about how cats help us a lot and about how one small change to the ecosystem can have bad effects

  • @hrishikeshboro3481
    @hrishikeshboro3481 4 роки тому +77

    Well apart from killing rats my cats also kills cockroaches and spiders and other insects in the house😅 I'm scared of insects and I'm super gratefull to my cats....

    • @degrelleholt6314
      @degrelleholt6314 3 роки тому +6

      Nothing better than a cat who swats the flies for you.

    • @reshawshid
      @reshawshid 3 роки тому

      Few years ago I had a cricket problem, where they would get into my house and chirp when I tried to sleep. Got a cat for unrelated reasons, to find out she actually eats them. Was really convenient.

    • @alexwisniewski2309
      @alexwisniewski2309 3 роки тому +1

      Are you super great and super full?

    • @alexwisniewski2309
      @alexwisniewski2309 3 роки тому +1

      Or just super great full?

    • @isacchris1
      @isacchris1 3 роки тому

      Bruh you do know your not supposed to have cockroaches in your house right??

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 3 роки тому +7

    3:07 “... it will likely, be the end of the human rac-“ **ad plays**