@@ihatethiswholedamplanet I can agree with that. I would use big hooters as meat pillows to sleep on and I would suck on the small hooters like they’re nipples on a baby bottle and I would drink as much breast milk as possible. I just hope breast milk taste sweet like a milkshake or egg nog. Also, while I’m at it and if I do ever get married and have kids, I’ll tell my future wife that she can change my diaper anytime she wants. LOL! Like when Jeff Dunham got married and started having kids and he was on stage with Peanut at the time he announced it on one of his shows. The only problem is I’m 27 and not married and never had a girlfriend either. It probably wouldn’t be that way if almost all women weret all horn dogs or greedy gold digging pieces of crap, but I guess that’s all online dating gets you these days. There’s no such thing as a serious relationship anymore. In the words of Walter: “ they’re a bunch of dumb a**es.”
I had the supreme pleasure of seeing Jeff Dunham at the (now defunct) Universal Amphitheater next to Universal Studios Hollywood with my boyfriend. When I bought the tickets, the show was so full that our tickets were in 2 separate sections. My boyfriend was 2 rows in front of me and about 7 seats to the right. Now, my boyfriend is a pretty quiet guy. He never laughed loudly at anything…….until that night. I heard him cackle out loud more than once! 🤣 I can’t remember which character made him laugh so hard. Me, I had a bunch of used up tissues because I was crying/laughing. I’ll tell you one thing though. At the end, Jeff brought out Bubba. The ENTIRE place was answering Jeff at the same time as Bubba! The whole place knew all of his lines! It was hilarious to hear: Jeff: “So Bubba J, Whatcha been doing today? Bubba J and about 6,000 people: “I’ve been watching Nascar and drinking beer!” It took Jeff by surprise! He was laughing his a$$ off and said that he was “at the church of Bubba J.!!!😂 After this, he and a couple of his kids came out with t-shirt cannons and shot quite a few t-shirts at the audience. None of the shirts had enough momentum to make it out to the upper deck where we were sitting though. 🤷🏻♀️
The two best ventriloquists I've ever seen have been Ray Alan and lord Charles his puppet, the second was Mallory Lewis and her puppet lamb chop. Jeff would easily for me fill in at number three.
"I hope I'm adopted." Honestly, I actually am adopted... "I'd like to be an Angelina Jolie Adoptee..." Have I thought that myself? I cannot confirm or deny anything...
Dear Karen. Did you get a bad feeling from that David character? He asked me for my email address and wanted to know where I live. I think he's a scammer. Beware ok? Let me know if you get my message. He scares me!
I have loved Jeff for many years. But one thing has driven me crazy... His last "t*t" joke was, I THINK, supposed to be "titTANICS," instead of "titTONICS." I always wished I could ask him about that!
This guy is a class act,never get tired of watching his clips.
feel the same way
@@soullessmrme6582 You can't beat him funny as heck.
I never get tired of watching his videos!
The true mark of a ventriloquist is to make people believe that there are two separate people, and Jeff does this very well.
YUP!! 😉
I agree, he really makes me believe that Jeff is a real guy
He’s ok, Darcy Lynne blows him away
@@davidlangdon9956 NOPE!! NOT QUITE!!
He’s a genius!
At this point I’m convinced Peanut is the ventriloquist and Jeff is the puppet. Lmao! 🤣
I love your thumbnail photo 💕
It makes sense, given that Peanut's always talking out of his ass. 😂
Geez, how long did it take BOTH of of us to Realize that? 😊😊
Geez, how long did it take BOTH of of us to Realize that? 😊😊
Geez, how long did it take BOTH of of us to Realize that? 😊😊
You know Peanut is funny when he makes Jeff laugh!
Keeps him from sending Peanut to rehab though..
When Jeff laughs at peanut, he’s literally laughing at himself. He’s so funny. 😭
It’s so funny because you see Jeff trying not to laugh at his own jokes because they’re so funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂
My can do nic
“Those are sad because when they get older, they sink!”
**Jeff laughs**
“Holy crap, I made you laugh on that one! Globes of love!”
@@niveth1Jeff Dunham
7:44
Definitely feels like Peanut is real and not a puppet
They are all real. Not only in Jeff's head.
Well, yeah. He's a woozool.
@@enternamehere9223 yes he was. Can we be friends
@@user-kw6hj4i why yes my dear david we can
@@enternamehere9223 I haven't a pic of you I know it's crazy ask to be my friend but I just wanna be your friend and get to know you better
Peanut is my favorite character.
Even jeff can't contain his laughter at his own jokes. XD
Honestly am addicted to Jeff Dunham....this guys is real talent ❤❤❤❤❤
I just love Peanut ❤
I don't. At all.
🤔 "Peanut allergy?"
Peanut allergy. 😮💨
@@AdLockhorst-bf8pzlol
Omg peanut and Bubba j killed me with this one. It makes it even more difficult to keep a straight face when Jeff trying not to laugh
I laughed so hard 😅😅😅
You know your a great ventriloquist when you forget the puppets aren't real!
Peanut is my favorite 😂.
That video was absolutely titillating.😜 Great job Jeff, Merry Christmas to you and your family, and everyone that reads this post.
And to you 🎅🙏
Merry Christmas to you too!
“Look at me.”
“What?”
“Look at me."
*Peanut looks at Jeff*
*Smacks lips* “You are so cute.”
I love when Peanut makes gay jokes while acting gay.
0:45 0:48
“you remind me of that judge on American Idol“
“ Simon “
“ Paula “
😂😂😂
I died when Peanut was like "Yeah that bitch" 😹
When Peanut was trying to decide left or right? Or right down the middle, I laughed so hard I dropped my phone.
I was laughing so hard I scared my poor cat who was sound asleep next to me
NyQuil and Red Bull 😂
Jeff makes Peanut so real. Actually Peanut is better than Jeff.
I swear peanut is alive in my mind lmao
Same here
Just love 💕 peanut
I have Enjoyed/Laughed at/with Jeff and Peanut since 1991........
Love peanut, he is so very funny.❤
3:47 on to "my computer won't fix in the mailbox 😂😂😂😂
I dont get it
I like the "globes of love!"😂
Tittanics sad because when they get old they sink
My favorite Christmas show. Have this on DVD and watch it every Christmas Eve. ( I live alone )
Love Peanut ❤️
Jeffs Christmas Special is one of a kind! 😂🤣❤️ One of my family’s favorites!! (Yes, we’re all a little mad in here.)
But is it ~♡●☆~SpEcIaL~☆●♡~?
Jeff, I laughed so hard I have to keep wiping my eyes. I see all of you as separate. Thank you for the joy of laughing 😂.
A master at his craft 💜.
I wonder how many people tried the RedBull and NyQuil mix after this show🤔
I want to but my parents will never in a million years get redbull and nyquil
LMAO!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤
I DON’T KNOW HOW JEFF CAN EVEN TRY TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE !!!😂😂😂
I love peanut he is just silly! Makes me laugh big time.
Bubba J and Peanut are so damn funny😂😂😂
A new Bubba J tradition for Christmas, setting yourself on fire and peeing on yourself!!
I think we all want hooters for Christmas, it don’t matter what size or who’s hooters they are as long as they’re not a man’s hooters. LOL
I appreciate them all equally. Big ones for sleeping on, small ones for sucking in like Kirby.
@@ihatethiswholedamplanet I can agree with that. I would use big hooters as meat pillows to sleep on and I would suck on the small hooters like they’re nipples on a baby bottle and I would drink as much breast milk as possible. I just hope breast milk taste sweet like a milkshake or egg nog. Also, while I’m at it and if I do ever get married and have kids, I’ll tell my future wife that she can change my diaper anytime she wants. LOL! Like when Jeff Dunham got married and started having kids and he was on stage with Peanut at the time he announced it on one of his shows. The only problem is I’m 27 and not married and never had a girlfriend either. It probably wouldn’t be that way if almost all women weret all horn dogs or greedy gold digging pieces of crap, but I guess that’s all online dating gets you these days. There’s no such thing as a serious relationship anymore. In the words of Walter: “ they’re a bunch of dumb a**es.”
Unless you are gay then you might want man hooters
I'd go for Risky's!
Loaves of Love 💝 The Creators Spirit is SO MUCH LOVE ❤️
* They do sink don't they. Hahaha 🤣
I love Peanut!
I had the supreme pleasure of seeing Jeff Dunham at the (now defunct) Universal Amphitheater next to Universal Studios Hollywood with my boyfriend. When I bought the tickets, the show was so full that our tickets were in 2 separate sections. My boyfriend was 2 rows in front of me and about 7 seats to the right. Now, my boyfriend is a pretty quiet guy. He never laughed loudly at anything…….until that night. I heard him cackle out loud more than once! 🤣 I can’t remember which character made him laugh so hard. Me, I had a bunch of used up tissues because I was crying/laughing. I’ll tell you one thing though. At the end, Jeff brought out Bubba. The ENTIRE place was answering Jeff at the same time as Bubba! The whole place knew all of his lines! It was hilarious to hear:
Jeff: “So Bubba J, Whatcha been doing today?
Bubba J and about 6,000 people: “I’ve been watching Nascar and drinking beer!”
It took Jeff by surprise! He was laughing his a$$ off and said that he was “at the church of Bubba J.!!!😂
After this, he and a couple of his kids came out with t-shirt cannons and shot quite a few t-shirts at the audience. None of the shirts had enough momentum to make it out to the upper deck where we were sitting though. 🤷🏻♀️
for that section you need the heavy artillery t shirt cannons and maybe a few t shirt tanks.
We like Jeff Dunham very much
Imagine if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were in the audience. Lol😅
Love Dunham, best ventriloquist ever.
Peanut is a HOOT! 💜 Jeff is SO talented!!
😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know why but the “If they’re little they’re tittles.” quote cracks me up every time.
I so love Peanut,I believe he is real,😂
So do I.
Wow. Peanut has a crush on Angelina Jolie. 😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if Bubba J drinks moonshine.
"You ever put tinsel on a tata?"
I swear I laughed so hard I nearly threw up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine the reaction from Peanot when he wakes up as an adopted child of Angy and finds out she hasn’t Boobs anymore! 😂😂😂
THANK YOU JEFF DUN HAM LOL
I could watch you all day lol 😆
Bubba J said the right thing about egg nog pour it down the sink
That's definitely the best way to enjoy it.
The two best ventriloquists I've ever seen have been Ray Alan and lord Charles his puppet, the second was Mallory Lewis and her puppet lamb chop. Jeff would easily for me fill in at number three.
You think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt hate Jeff Dunham because of this? 😂
I was wondering that myself
Love them to the moon and back from colorado!
Bubba J reminds me of Bashful from Snow White. 😂😂
I love peanuts he is my favorite of all ! I laugh so hard my husband thinks I’m crazy lol,lol.
Omg, I just love peanut 😂
@Annie Knight. I mean who doesn’t lol since when have you been a fan of his
The best duo I wanna meet them someday
Peanut you’re hilarious 😂 love it
Santa should wear fire retardant suit. In case the fireplace stii burning 😂😂
"I hope I'm adopted."
Honestly, I actually am adopted...
"I'd like to be an Angelina Jolie Adoptee..."
Have I thought that myself? I cannot confirm or deny anything...
OK, but have you given thought whether you'd go left, right or down the middle?
@@JC130676 I have, yeah...
And my final answer is yes.
2:25 if they're little their tittles lol 😆 😂 🤣
0:33 love that part. It made me laugh so hard every time I see that part 🤣
He's keeping an old art form alive love it when he says NyQuil and red bull😂
0:00-0:33 if you play this at 2x playback speed, Peanut looks like he’s high.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂
Chica chica womp womp
Globes of love.I love that
He cracks me up
I love Peanut and Walter and Jose’
Been watching Jeff & Peanut since they started on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. They're😃 the best
Amazing keep up the good work so funny every time.
Jeff you are INCREDIBLE ❤❤❤❤🎉🎉😂😂😂❤❤❤
Love Jeff and his friends ❤️
Wonderful show Jeff
Give me Walter anytime.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I love peanut. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I love Peanut 😂🤣
Peanut is too funny. My all time favorite quote is
“If they’re little they’re tittles.”
I laugh my guts out every time.
Peanut forgot “tit”ular character. 😂
Hey, how are you doing beautiful comments. Where are you from dear🥰🥰
Dear Karen. Did you get a bad feeling from that David character? He asked me for my email address and wanted to know where I live. I think he's a scammer. Beware ok? Let me know if you get my message. He scares me!
@@debbiebammann8444 I have gotten quite a few messages from different people like David’s, and I just ignore them.
@@sassykaren7587 oh ok. In the past I was scammed so I have good radar! I'm so glad you ignored him!
@@debbiebammann8444 what!! Are you serious right now
SO WHICH ONE OF HIS PUPPETS DOES HE DO WHEN HE GOES TO HOOTERS?
What ever did happen to Guitar Guy?
Those ginormous tatas have a sinking feeling to them lol 😂
I love peanut, Jeff you truly are very talented
Tinsel on a Tatas that’s all I needed to hear lol 😂
He is hilarious!!! Greg
I think I saw him performing at my old elementary school cause I remember Walter and peanut
Peanut is my favorite ❤
I love peanut sm
I have loved Jeff for many years. But one thing has driven me crazy... His last "t*t" joke was, I THINK, supposed to be "titTANICS," instead of "titTONICS." I always wished I could ask him about that!
I love Jeff Dunham and Peanut😅❤
I love when you laugh at your own jokes 😅
I’ve yet to figure out how Peanut operates Jeff from the trunk.
Peanut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peanut's my favorite.
I really want to see what happens when Bubba J and Larry the Cable Guy are in the same room.
Bubba j is too crazy he always at NASCAR drunk
Love this show makes me laugh when I having a bad day in pain 😂😅
My computer can’t fit in the mailbox 😂
For some reason peanut reminds me of Beavis and Butthead
I've got to try that NyQuil and Red bull combo.
Gotta hand it to him. Those were some of the breast jokes I heard in a while.
XD
Lol
"Titzillas." That's sound like the bust size of Jennifer Tilly.