Aia and Vox's Hot Takes Break Each Other

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  • @AiaAmare
    @AiaAmare Рік тому +5288

    Omg the edit of me hunting the orange in the Savanna had me crying

    • @kenharvick8377
      @kenharvick8377 Рік тому +1

      I believe your mentally deranged Aia-Senpai, Shower Orange is something an insane person would do

    • @lucymaycry7218
      @lucymaycry7218 Рік тому

      Omg I gotta try a shower orange it sounds actually really cool to just go HAM on that fruity ball of citrus cum.
      Kinda makes me wanna eat a steak or something really fatty in the shower too. To bad they aren't waterproof and all the spices would get washed off too. But! Another candidate would probably be a tomato or something. Moist mfs

    • @darkdude1996ify
      @darkdude1996ify Рік тому +82

      >would rather wear the same socks for a month
      Wearing the same socks for more than 3 days or so is almost guaranteed to give you a fungal infection. It sucks, can't recommend

    • @jutton11
      @jutton11 Рік тому

      @@darkdude1996ify Anyone who wears socks for more than 1 day is disgusting animal.

    • @Grate-cc5qh
      @Grate-cc5qh Рік тому +27

      For Aia:
      Wearing socks for a month is not a practice for your foot hygiene. There are two points that I don't recommend to wear socks for a month.
      First, your shoes will stink as hell. You need to rinse your feet with warm water everyday because of the aftermath.
      Second, it will definitely cause fungi to grow on your socks and the looks will be gross as hell.

  • @commanderphin
    @commanderphin Рік тому +1982

    Aia’s description of a “quick bath” just sounds like an off-brand shower.

    • @meiyosei78
      @meiyosei78 Рік тому +73

      That actually sounds like a southeast asian trying to experience bath

    • @ziezero
      @ziezero Рік тому +18

      @@meiyosei78it really is. Its bc the misconception we have of bath here its like here bath and shower is the same for most ppl, that even if they do know the right definition, theyd still prefer to that as “quick/speed bath” lol

  • @MEEPdragon
    @MEEPdragon Рік тому +255

    She's not like other girls. She hunts oranges in the shower.

  • @sergeantgates2922
    @sergeantgates2922 Рік тому +2180

    Vox actually made a bio weapon with the piss filled supersoaker.

    • @Link-dv5jl
      @Link-dv5jl Рік тому +58

      Rumors say that it is still kept, ready to emerge once more

    • @wannabewallaby3248
      @wannabewallaby3248 Рік тому

      @@Link-dv5jl thats what he shoots you with if you try to breed him

    • @InfiniMob
      @InfiniMob Рік тому +33

      So Vox was roleplaying as the TF2 Sniper back then huh?

    • @TheCrazyCapMaster
      @TheCrazyCapMaster Рік тому +3

      Yeh you get that stuff in your eyes it’s gonna burn like hell 😂

    • @rigen97
      @rigen97 Рік тому +3

      chemical weapon, but yes lmao

  • @Mercurial910
    @Mercurial910 Рік тому +852

    "It's an old person drink!"
    Did she forget that Vox is, in fact, an old person? 😂

    • @oniceguard9205
      @oniceguard9205 Рік тому +9

      For me wine is an old person drink (I prefer vodka or whiskey)

  • @thedude5able
    @thedude5able Рік тому +1025

    My man Vox went from based with the "Shower vs. Bath" conversation to very unbased when he sprayed his friends with piss.

    • @moonythespoonie9551
      @moonythespoonie9551 Рік тому +70

      In fairness, that was apparently when he was five, so

    • @thedude5able
      @thedude5able Рік тому +85

      I mean, you can be unbased when you're 5. I know I was definitely unbased when I was 5.

    • @justsomeguywithoutamask9602
      @justsomeguywithoutamask9602 Рік тому +24

      wdym that's when he convinced me

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 Рік тому +10

      Bro that's a power move. He's based for that

  • @briarvalley8309
    @briarvalley8309 Рік тому +1110

    Her face when he brought up that the TL only goes off of your previous search history 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoopFoopy
      @GoopFoopy Рік тому +112

      She doesn’t even deny it lmaooo

    • @briarvalley8309
      @briarvalley8309 Рік тому +42

      @@GoopFoopy ikr 🤣💀

    • @ipanesm
      @ipanesm Рік тому +7

      what does TL mean?

    • @danieldogadajev1545
      @danieldogadajev1545 Рік тому +14

      @@ipanesm I think that is twitter TimeLine, and googled for better definition: "A Twitter timeline is a stream of tweets from a user's list of people they're following, viral tweets, and tweets engaged with by the person's mutual." So basically same thing with youtube recommendation

  • @jarednewman7823
    @jarednewman7823 Рік тому +319

    You can silence Vox, but you can't silence the soundboard.

  • @rishloouppy
    @rishloouppy Рік тому +228

    Vox fillling a super soaker with his own piss as a kid might be one of the most cursed stories I have heard ever

  • @DMurdock
    @DMurdock Рік тому +548

    3:09 the way he says "balls" gives me strong succulent Chinese meal vibes

    • @Rocket_VT
      @Rocket_VT Рік тому +64

      i fucking lost it when he said it that way, im fucking dying from laughing

    • @vyrarui6866
      @vyrarui6866 Рік тому +6

      😭😭

    • @TipoIrritable
      @TipoIrritable Рік тому +24

      “Baaaallsss”

    • @denmark1226
      @denmark1226 Рік тому +19

      "Balls? Rope? Lamp oil? You want it, it's yours my friend, so long as you have enough rupees."

  • @pieV3000
    @pieV3000 Рік тому +187

    Aia's speed bath argument is just make it a shower

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Рік тому +10

      Yeah but her point is that you can do both if you only bath but you can't do one of them if you only shower xD

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 Рік тому +1

      ​@@thegrayyernautjust shower at that point.
      You'll never be as fast as a shower.
      Only bath if you intend on taking the time.

  • @kayl23
    @kayl23 Рік тому +409

    Vox's bath/shower takes: Oh these are nice, maybe I'll do these to add to my day sometimes
    Aia's: *Deranged goblin noises

  • @JonoSSD
    @JonoSSD Рік тому +367

    Don't worry, Aia, those hangovers will inevitably arrive one day.

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 Рік тому +4

      Unless she won the genetic lottery that bad

  • @michaelsebastian914
    @michaelsebastian914 Рік тому +93

    This is why demon and angels unable to coexist

  • @weer2193
    @weer2193 Рік тому +224

    Aia is such a dragoon lmao

  • @KhoiNguyen-zz2jx
    @KhoiNguyen-zz2jx Рік тому +129

    The two: *says something*
    Me: Dear God...
    Video: There's more~
    Me: NOOOO!

  • @eden_time
    @eden_time Рік тому +316

    I never knew aia is a dragoon
    SHES ONE OF US

  • @NuclearGunner
    @NuclearGunner Рік тому +1872

    In my opinion, Selen is not as unbreedable as they think. If anyone has watched her Bento streams, they would know how cute she can be. She has a tough outer exterior but with a cute lovable inner core.

    • @JonoSSD
      @JonoSSD Рік тому +589

      The concept of power bottom implies the existence of a "cute top". lol

    • @usny2922
      @usny2922 Рік тому +238

      two words: brat taming

    • @reachlol1
      @reachlol1 Рік тому +109

      Selen is super breedable.

    • @angelbyter
      @angelbyter Рік тому +44

      @@JonoSSD and i think that's very real

    • @fudgetop7461
      @fudgetop7461 Рік тому

      I agree with you and with Vox and Aia. She is breedable but at the same time not. Besides, they forget one crucial fact too: Selen cannot breed us because while she has a dick she has no balls, as confirmed by Selen herself.

  • @あい-y2z6o
    @あい-y2z6o Рік тому +35

    i love their contrasting personalities working so well HAHAHHA

  • @sofielee4122
    @sofielee4122 Рік тому +55

    "if I have the primal urge to destroy something, I call shoxto" -vox, probably

  • @raixizhenshi
    @raixizhenshi Рік тому +199

    Guys I'm starting to think that Ren isn't the only alien in Iluna. In fact he seems more human than some of his other genmates 😂

  • @tellyourcatsilovethem2120
    @tellyourcatsilovethem2120 Рік тому +36

    man I gotta try this feral shower orange thing. I think Aia's onto something. I love going feral on oranges.

  • @agent_okami827
    @agent_okami827 Рік тому +24

    “Shower orange”
    Oh god she’s just like Sonny
    *shower mango*
    “You guys don’t do that?”

  • @someembarrassingLPs
    @someembarrassingLPs Рік тому +125

    i've never had a shower orange but i have to say her description sounds incredible. yes it is so, so fucking weird, but also the sensory experience would be exquisite. brilliant idea

  • @ChrisWCarlson
    @ChrisWCarlson Рік тому +67

    Your edits are pretty good. Like Vox checking the poll results and his phone. Very funny.

  • @duke_of_tako
    @duke_of_tako Рік тому +73

    The beer and wine debate makes me think the only beer Aia's ever tasted is one of the shitty generic brand "Lite" American beers. No one can really judge beer if that's all they've ever had. Try a premium lager, or a good stout, or a malty ale. You know, something that's made to have an actual taste. The US has had a craft beer revolution. I've only been there once, (a few days in LA for work), but I had some really good local craft beers while I was there. There's no excuse anymore for not being able to find a decent beer, at least in and around decent sized cites.
    As with wine as well to be fair, only drink the generic cheap sh*t and expect the experience to be generic, cheap, and sh*t. Find the good stuff, and high quality beer is easily as good as a fine wine.

  • @mera_ki
    @mera_ki Рік тому +35

    Your description alone is sending me lmao

  • @Cujo0
    @Cujo0 Рік тому +32

    15:06 i’m losing my mind at this edit and the sound effect is just a cherry on top

  • @Asdayasman
    @Asdayasman Рік тому +15

    4:01 Aia's roar is pretty good.

  • @julevalentine363
    @julevalentine363 Рік тому +85

    The charcoochie board 😭

  • @AllMenAreBerries
    @AllMenAreBerries Рік тому +15

    I love Aia's chaos star hairpin!! Chaos undivided ❤ ☸️

  • @-Xenovia
    @-Xenovia Рік тому +9

    "fill the bucket and you can take a bath from there" basically a Manual shower lmao

  • @heckacentipede
    @heckacentipede Рік тому +14

    SHOWER FRUIT IS BASED AS HELL SHOWER PEARS AND PEACHES ARE SO GOOD
    also the edits are so fuckin good A+ work

  • @bwgiraffe3105
    @bwgiraffe3105 Рік тому +39

    I will only bath after I shower, no exception.

    • @bwgiraffe3105
      @bwgiraffe3105 Рік тому +10

      Plus, I will wear underwear for a week. Socks? The sweat you produce will remained there and eventually, it will stunk both the socks and shoes.

    • @flowerdolphin5648
      @flowerdolphin5648 Рік тому

      I also bathe after shower. But I won't wear underwear for a week lol. I used to as a child, but after puberty there are just way too many fluids coming out every day.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom Рік тому

      @@bwgiraffe3105 they also get _crunchy._

    • @digimaster8760
      @digimaster8760 Рік тому

      @@flowerdolphin5648 I'd rather not have fungus growing on my socks thank you very much. Fungus won't even grow on your underwear until you change it and it's not even that bad to wear underwear for a week or longer.

  • @Letsplaymoron
    @Letsplaymoron Рік тому +16

    They should've had a Breaking Bad -Jesse- Aia/Vox meme ready for when they come up with something outlandish like shower orange or piss super soaker and just draaaaag that up onscreen quietly

  • @Ginupop
    @Ginupop Рік тому +15

    Vox: Challenge me! You will be bred!
    His Fanbase: Jokes on you I win even if I lose.

  • @weer2193
    @weer2193 Рік тому +16

    The jerate in the thumbnail bro🤣

  • @_shumpyy_
    @_shumpyy_ Рік тому +6

    The most unthinkable pair make me laugh the most

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 Рік тому +105

    I’ve never heard the shower orange before but I understand it. I wouldn’t do it with the rind on tho. But the concept of getting messy from it with no restraint and then just letting the shower clean you off right away after is so nice.

  • @salion_vee6164
    @salion_vee6164 Рік тому +169

    Oh lord Vox... "Challenge me! You yourself will be bred!"...
    Sir, you have very thirsty fans! That isn't as much of a threat as you think it is!

    • @dairoleon2682
      @dairoleon2682 Рік тому +16

      It sounds like it's exactly as much of a treat as he thinks it is.

    • @salion_vee6164
      @salion_vee6164 Рік тому +3

      @@dairoleon2682 awwe, what a sweetie~
      It's not much of a threat and more of a treat for a lot~

    • @tatyc1189
      @tatyc1189 Рік тому +1

      @@salion_vee6164 they said that because u said treat instead of threat up in the first comment

    • @salion_vee6164
      @salion_vee6164 Рік тому +1

      @@tatyc1189 me and my dyslexic ass... My bad XD
      Well, you get the point at least.

  • @bulletproofchunkdion
    @bulletproofchunkdion Рік тому +4

    The quick edit to “charccoochie board” killed me xD

  • @Carlosmartinez117
    @Carlosmartinez117 Рік тому +3

    Your edits are golden

  • @shuyaminolover
    @shuyaminolover Рік тому +1

    i love your editing so fuckint mych

  • @lemonlordrpgs
    @lemonlordrpgs Рік тому +3

    Honestly drinking stuff in the shower is always something I liked to do. This shower orange thing intrigues me. I need to try it.

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI Рік тому +20

    That speed bath with a bucket thing sounds like what I used to do when the shower was broken and I wanted to take a shower.

  • @alicepiper7455
    @alicepiper7455 Рік тому +2

    I’m with Vox: Showers are for getting clean, baths are for relaxing.

  • @memethief4113
    @memethief4113 Рік тому +6

    After watching this video I feel the urge to take a shower. I must cleanse myself of these sins

  • @jiichamaa
    @jiichamaa Рік тому +2

    They sound like Genshin Impact characters - Zhongli and Paimon - talking and having a drink in a bar omfg 😂😂

  • @koldiscorner
    @koldiscorner Рік тому +3

    beer or wine
    my take:vodka

  • @guromaiden2026
    @guromaiden2026 Рік тому +5

    I NEED A PLAYLIST OF AIA HOT TAKE SHOW

  • @ronik809
    @ronik809 Рік тому +15

    if you tried to breed selen she would just start laughing at you so hard you go soft

  • @skyee9701
    @skyee9701 Рік тому +1

    If I had the primal urge to destroy something, I'd just overthink, nothing like good ol' self sabotage

  • @YMT_N_Oro
    @YMT_N_Oro Рік тому +2

    As a homebrewer, my tilt meter wnt from 0 to over 9000 when she started talking about beer.
    she never had one decently good craft beer before, i see.

  • @asika0u02
    @asika0u02 Рік тому

    LmaomaOAMAO
    YOUR EDITING ANIMATION AND Aia and Vox weird idea thought are just so fun xddddddd

  • @Mysterious_Mr.C4
    @Mysterious_Mr.C4 Рік тому +4

    8:00 that reminds me of that one Mythbusters , where they show how people can react differently consuming beer and wine , like someone could down several cans of beer without a problem, but can’t stomach a glass of wine.

  • @CrystaJoy
    @CrystaJoy Рік тому +6

    Does Vox not realize that his fan base wants to be bred by him? 😂😂

  • @xc_OuMa
    @xc_OuMa Рік тому +2

    I just realized that aia's hair piece looks like a chaos star from 40k

  • @daneensofianazarrudinkrss1056
    @daneensofianazarrudinkrss1056 Рік тому +30

    now really unpopular opinion BUT
    i'd really rather wear the same underwear for a whole month because the sweat that accumulates in your sock will become fungus. then you'll be wearing a warm fuzzy wrapping of fungus around your feet. whereas wearing the same underwear is fine because we all can just wash our vag and wear a panty liner if it gets uncomfy. those who don't have one, well- sucks to be you

    • @redline841
      @redline841 Рік тому +4

      Wish I could post images in UA-cam commented because wtfm

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild Рік тому +3

      @@redline841 You're weak

  • @that_dam_baka
    @that_dam_baka Рік тому +7

    Only 45 minutes? I shower for twice as long when washing my hair.
    3:40 Aia described my showers. Who needs a tub? Get a stool and take a long shower.

  • @oneproudukrainian2063
    @oneproudukrainian2063 Рік тому +13

    That vine cooler is very middle class

  • @vektikus4861
    @vektikus4861 Рік тому +3

    I drink anything when I'm with cousins or friends and I'm like Aia I don't get hangover really after a whole night drinking

  • @saarlooss
    @saarlooss Рік тому +2

    I love this clip so much 😂

  • @whitejester
    @whitejester Рік тому

    I fucking lost it when Vox started doing the manscaped Ad.

  • @misak_ying8127
    @misak_ying8127 10 місяців тому +2

    Nah cuz do people actually eat or drink stuff in the shower-HOW 😭😭☠️☠️

  • @redline841
    @redline841 Рік тому +4

    Vox really playing Sniper out here

  • @vickeflikka
    @vickeflikka Рік тому +28

    Shower Oranges are amazing, ever since I discovered r/ShowerOrange my life was changed. It is so satisfying to eat it in the shower like a mad man. HOWEVER you peel it first, I don't want any of that rind hahahaha

  • @solitarelee6200
    @solitarelee6200 Рік тому +4

    The Selen hands at the end hahahahaahaha

  • @ebonyserenade9003
    @ebonyserenade9003 Рік тому +1

    Vox got a point with the bath tho

  • @koin
    @koin Рік тому +1

    4:04 my gah aia

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh Рік тому +5

    Aia's beer opinions exposes her so hard lmao.

  • @sundern1689
    @sundern1689 Рік тому +16

    It's crazy to me that anyone would choose to wear the same socks for a month. There'd be so many holes in that thing after like two weeks and I'd get blisters from rubbing my bare skin against my shoes.

  • @gizzbeadolls3333
    @gizzbeadolls3333 Рік тому +10

    I wasn’t a fan of aia until I heard the shower story

  • @Uvaei_
    @Uvaei_ 7 місяців тому

    Vox: "If anyone in chat would like to challenge me-"
    My immediate answer: "I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER! 🛐🛐🛐"

  • @ExoticBankai
    @ExoticBankai Рік тому

    Really fun clip !

  • @vian7175
    @vian7175 Рік тому +12

    I now have an unspeakable craving for shower oranges. Being able to go full primal without worrying about cleaning up actually sounds very interesting.

  • @justinisp9361
    @justinisp9361 Рік тому

    the editing is fantastic

  • @Shikidiky
    @Shikidiky Рік тому +3

    Vox was spittin the entire time besides beer but besides that spot fucking on

  • @soixev6330
    @soixev6330 Рік тому +3

    This debate on wine and beer XD
    As a french, the arguments used by Aia made me laugh, in france we gulp wine with everything, and even tho wine is kind of "luxurious", it's not that much the case
    Ps: don't know if I'm clear kind of bad with words to begin with, then you add english which is not my mother tongue

    • @Conartist666
      @Conartist666 Рік тому +1

      I usually don't like to be that stereotypical, but as a german i don't think she has ever had any proper beer. And it makes me angry.
      On the other hand side, wine can be nicer with certain food.
      Ps: i think your english is completly fine

  • @oriongrimes7479
    @oriongrimes7479 Рік тому +1

    This is my first exposure to these two. Interesting.

  • @Tomo-mm7wp
    @Tomo-mm7wp Рік тому +3

    Vox's Dictionary
    *B A L L S*

  • @Bryan-ph7kk
    @Bryan-ph7kk Рік тому +1

    Why is Vox so based omg

  • @goblinsandgators5811
    @goblinsandgators5811 Рік тому +3

    Yeah, I could not do a month of the same dirty socks. I've had the athletes foot from hell, and it was a nightmare and took so long to deal with.

  • @nch2711
    @nch2711 Рік тому

    Had that plastic stool when I couldn’t walk after my surgery from 3rd grade and still have it now.

  • @inuyubi
    @inuyubi Рік тому +1

    i love aia

  • @heigeros3713
    @heigeros3713 Рік тому +1

    The most disturbing Part of this Video is where vox tells us, that He stores gin in a wine cooler

  • @cripplinganimedepression9902
    @cripplinganimedepression9902 Рік тому +3

    7:20 9:34 PREACH BROTHER

  • @Irises..
    @Irises.. Рік тому +6

    I never relate to milord more.

  • @Chymeee
    @Chymeee Рік тому +1

    Aaa end the clip with simping selen. Couldn't be better

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron Рік тому

    10:42
    It's true, Dragon Tales was a pretty good show

  • @milkiesjue
    @milkiesjue Рік тому +2

    not me taking a speed bath the asian way rn becauee my shower has been broken for 2 years now

  • @dill-one5009
    @dill-one5009 Рік тому +1

    Wine hangovers are indeed the worst

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 Рік тому +8

    Asia’s shower orange thing is like if someone beat Seth McFarlane with a pipe until he had a dent in his skull and forced him to keep writing the cut away non-sequitors on Family Guy

  • @dreqdreck7531
    @dreqdreck7531 Рік тому +6

    9:19 And yes, mermaids count under scalies. There's no good reason to exclude mermaid lovers from classifications like these.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut Рік тому

      Huh, I never thought of that. Alright I'm on the scalie team now.

    • @dreqdreck7531
      @dreqdreck7531 Рік тому

      @@thegrayyernaut .... I may be too

  • @Resomius
    @Resomius 10 місяців тому +1

    OK, in Vox defence. It´s only in the USA and parts of U.K. (and cologne) where Beer tasts like Piss.
    I could also say that all Wine tast like old feet if I ever have drunken Merlot out of a Tetra Pack...
    There is so much variation in Beer. I for example drinking rn a "Münchner Spaten" a light Beer from Munich. It has a very light taste with a slight "Spicy" (aromatic?... tf means würzig in english...) taste.
    But I normaly don´t drink light Beer as the taste is to light for me. I prefere Darker Beers.
    My favourite is a Saxon Dark Beer called "Schwarzer Steiger" it has a very strong tast that has sweet notes behind the normal bitter dark beer what makes it very enjoiable!
    As for the oldest Monestary Brewery of Weltenburg: Their Dark beer is very good too.
    an example for a very goo Light Beer is the "Kloster-gold Hell" From the Monestary of Scheyern. It still has the classic light Beer tast but is incredible aromatic in the after tast what makes it actually very enjoible as a afternoon beer.

  • @lazy_lefty
    @lazy_lefty Рік тому +2

    Aia's "quick bath" is just a poverty bath lmao it's literally how they used to bathe in like the middle ages lol

  • @pix-can-fix643
    @pix-can-fix643 Рік тому +1

    Your edits triple the experience
    Also me too vox 13:20

  • @yiyunzhuo5991
    @yiyunzhuo5991 10 місяців тому

    14:00 sentence that would kill a Victorian child

  • @mgaadslazy188
    @mgaadslazy188 Рік тому +1

    7:28 that’s me with soda and ice tea

  • @Nanashi20
    @Nanashi20 Рік тому +5

    but selen being so cool is what makes her so breedable D:

  • @angrycanadians
    @angrycanadians Рік тому

    a new colony of fungi? that implies an existing one already there