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  • @zuzax1656
    @zuzax1656 Рік тому +104

    Story 1, I think they should have looked into the archives more where they would have found the saying, "It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war." It might have given pause.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 Рік тому +180

    Humanity chose to study war no more because we are so terrifyingly good at it. You made us study war again and gave us a great cause to fight for. We hate how much we are going to love this.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 Рік тому +25

      I grew up among soldiers, my father was a soldier for 36 years. I do not know a single soldier who loves war.
      As my father likes to say, the only people who love war are those who have never seen its face.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +9

      @@alganhar1 I've seen enough of what people do while at peace to be wary if what people do at war. Screw that noise.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 Рік тому +4

      And even the decision to stop war resulted in a war.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 Рік тому +4

      @@alganhar1
      There are soldiers that volunteered for multiple tours in Vietnam.

    • @MIronLance
      @MIronLance Рік тому +3

      TO paraphrase a TV character, "It's not you I hate; I hate what became, because of you."

  • @giancarlobacosa2546
    @giancarlobacosa2546 Рік тому +90

    Story 1: *xeno's enslave humans*
    Humanity: Oh boy here we go killing again :D *dusts off nova cannon shell*

  • @doctorbright1065
    @doctorbright1065 Рік тому +127

    You know, they didn't even need to look at our history, just glancing at our popular media would have worked. For every Federation there is an Imperium, and for every Captain Kirk there are a hundred armored battle brothers.

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA Рік тому +17

      None shall oppose the imperium of man

    • @techsupportguy2468
      @techsupportguy2468 Рік тому +9

      @@MOTIVATED_SPARDA and none shall see our empire for they do not deserve It

    • @SCP-ii9xc
      @SCP-ii9xc Рік тому

      The xenos must be purged, for the stars are humanity’s birthright

    • @doctorbright1065
      @doctorbright1065 Рік тому +1

      @@SCP-ii9xc Very Imperium thinking, can't day I disapprove.

    • @hibacilacle2609
      @hibacilacle2609 5 місяців тому +1

      And of course, “For every man who dreams up the lightbulb, another dreams the Atom Bomb” or something like that, from Spy Kids

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen Рік тому +15

    "Remember, the important thing is to have fun!" - human declaration of war

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 Рік тому +35

    Not even a minute into the video and I hear: "They focused on science, not war." I pause the and say "Buddy, they focus on science FOR war." (And for uses of the weapons outside wartime)

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 Рік тому +26

    Two different angles of "You done goofed."

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan Рік тому +8

    Story #1 reminds me of another story with this line:
    Humanity is not a peaceful race trying to play war; humanity is a warrior race trying to play peace.

  • @ihtfp01
    @ihtfp01 Рік тому +48

    Story 1; Do you WANT exterminatus?
    Because this is how you get EXTERMINATUS!!!

    • @Blood.Angel.
      @Blood.Angel. Рік тому +1

      Archer and Warhammer in one reference. Not bad sir.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 Рік тому +67

    If story 1 happened I think with a disastrous first contact like that humanity would go down a dark path.

    • @Senor_Penor
      @Senor_Penor Рік тому +11

      "FOR THE EMPEROR"

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 Рік тому +2

      That's a possibility, but i think there would be a schism with people who still want to stay peaceful

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan Рік тому +7

    demon on humanity's shoulder : " hey, hey is it time yet ? : 24/7 "
    humanity : " nah just calm down not yet, we're doing great right now. "

  • @badbloodkiller3471
    @badbloodkiller3471 Рік тому +11

    First story; using things as weapons first before practical use, yeah I can see humans using FTL bombardment missiles first before going "Hey, why don't she ride on these things?"

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis Рік тому +1

      No need for missiles at relativistic speeds, a decent sized tungsten carbide rod with a hyperdrive (or whatever) would do the job.

  • @dietricranck3173
    @dietricranck3173 Рік тому +26

    There is a difference between peaceful, and harmless. To be harmless is to to unable to cause any harm. To be peaceful is to have the ability to cause harm and choose not to. Humans can be peaceful, we can never be harmless.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Рік тому

      The dodo passenger pigeon and Great Auk as well as Great Moa would agree.
      Great Moa. About 9 ft tall think Emu+

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 Рік тому +4

      Doctor Jordan Peterson would appove of this message.

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 Рік тому +1

      ​@@seldonwright4345 not sure if you're listing animals or referencing characters/stories

  • @gwenmcgarry528
    @gwenmcgarry528 7 місяців тому +1

    The second story illustrates how prejudice works very well, though we have many humans on earth also as complacent as that species. It's one of the main ways we get the prejudice we do here, fear of change leads to scapegoating some group

  • @futuresonex
    @futuresonex 8 місяців тому +1

    There's another human saying, "Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who didn't." Also, "Peace through superior firepower," and "Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum."...among others.

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar Рік тому +19

    My fellow sentients, there is a simple truth I wish to share when dealing with Humans: Just because they seem peaceful, does not know they don't mean that they don't know how to wage war. Indeed it's the opposite, they are so warlike that they had to adapt a way of peace to advance least they turn that aggression inwards and destroy themselves.
    I beg you, do not wake their beasts of war.
    A single human is useless in a fight against most of the galactic races, they can be humorous. But the entire race united against an enemy? They are war demons that will fight to the death, ours preferably.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Рік тому +3

      "Just because they seem peaceful, does not know they don't know how to wage war."
      I think you gonna need some correction there.

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar Рік тому +4

      @@AlexSDU LOL ... I had to reread it to realize that it SHOULD read "does not mean that they don't..." instead of "does not know they..."
      *sigh* I blame being awake since 2 am. Thank you for alerting me to that silly mistake. It may been a small mistake but it totally threw off the comment.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Рік тому +3

      @@Katzztar No worry, mate. Glad to help.

  • @truefreeman5294
    @truefreeman5294 Рік тому +12

    Humanity when it gets enslaved: *Ah $hit, here we go again.*

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king 7 місяців тому +1

    4:48 we tried to be peaceful you showed that this wasnt a option

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Рік тому +5

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Story 1: You can rock us, yes. You can shock us, maybe. But if you don't finish us off in the early innings, we will stomp us flat later on.
    Story 2: Posthumous because they let us in. Once you do that, you're finished.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 Рік тому +16

    Segregation and extermination The Last Resort of those that know themselves to be inferior.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 11 місяців тому

    enjoyed both stories
    thanks for the narration

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 Рік тому +1

    Dey Took our Jerbs! 😂😂😂😂😂 the Alien equivalent of a certain SouthPark episode 😂

  • @tonyjanney1654
    @tonyjanney1654 9 місяців тому +1

    It is well that war is so terrible, otherwise we should grow too fond of it. R.E. Lee.
    They made us turn back to war and gave life to humanity's ghosts, who are fond of war and very good at it.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Рік тому +2

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin Рік тому +1

    You can hope, but the job isn't done until your empire is.

  • @chrissoto7187
    @chrissoto7187 Рік тому +2

    Story 1. no may the galaxy BURNS 🔥

  • @noahkleugh9323
    @noahkleugh9323 Рік тому

    Thank you for your narration..

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 Рік тому +2

    1st story - Xenos gonna learn about jihad.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 Рік тому +2

    For the Narrator

  • @einyv
    @einyv 9 місяців тому

    Hope story 1 had a 2 where humans found the enemy homeworld and glassed it.

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 7 місяців тому +1

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king 7 місяців тому

    you brought us out of retirement time to dust off the war machines

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 Рік тому

    Excellent

  • @SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so
    @SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so 11 місяців тому +1

    "Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.”
    - The Word of the LORD (KJV) Luke 22:36

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @garysprandel1817
    @garysprandel1817 Рік тому

    They are a peaceful race....until given reasons not to be.

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 Рік тому

    cool

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 Рік тому

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    51st, 11 March 2023

  • @du-waynehendricks3358
    @du-waynehendricks3358 Рік тому

    This storie sounds like China and USA...