Tell them that you'll shit yourself if you're not allowed to go If they still don't let you go, shit your pants Then you won't have to take the exam Win win
The purpose of this video is obviously to poke holes at the current way they do exams so they can improve them, I'm sure you realised this too MacNava. I used to be a trainee teacher and I hate seeing loopholes like this in today's exam climate smh, breaks my heart.
@@GradeAUnderA I know you actually don't mean for people to cheat and made this for fun, I just find that detail funny. Been loving your return here on UA-cam. Can't wait to see what you have next.
@@GradeAUnderA I always hated that the tests would challenge your memory instead of your understanding of the material. In whatever job I get, if i need to solve a problem I have instant access to all of the world's knowledge at my fingertips, so it never made sense that you couldn't use the notes you took in class to help you understand something on a test.
@@DragonTheOneDZAI never got the chance to do it but I always thought to just get up and piss in a bottle in the corner of a classroom if they didn't allow me to leave
This is really true... That one time I studied the wrong subject for the exam(yeah I know I'm stupid), I decided to write a quick cheat sheet. But in the actual exam I was just like "wait, I remember this I write this in my cheat sheet earlier" then ended up not using my cheat sheet at all
Not all of them, the tissue paper is a good idea that I may us- NOT USE, maybe instead of salt water which can be seen as evident tampering your health to avoid maybe some magnesium pills without eating any food which I WILL NOT USE, I also will NOT SWAP the internals of a legal calculator with an illegal calculator. I WILL NOT DO ANY OF THESE THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
If your test has a barcode scanner on its side just use chapstick down the barcode so when it is being processed the gloss auto marks the right answer for you in the systems mind. Works 100% of the time and teachers hardly notice.
@@GradeAUnderAGrade, I got confused and stuck the cheated toilet paper down the invigilators pants. What should I do now, it's VERY urgent and he's VERY confused.
@@yaboiedgar Demonetized also means less algorithm attention these days, so the channel might literally die if it's demonetized. Idk what's happening rn with the vids (i.e. whether they're still getting demonetized anyway), but demonetization is definitely bad even if money isn't the problem.
Man, a regular Grade upload schedule? My life has once again improved tenfold, my fav UA-camr coming back fr this time was not on my 2024 calendar lol, and with merch? It’s like Christmas 🎉
Fantastic. Enjoy your perfect grades and your future career as a doctor/engineer/lawyer earning millions. Don't forget to take 10% of that n give to me, k?
@GradeAUnderA You couldn't be speaking more factual information my friend and if I was still in school I'd say these methods that I should definitely not have been doing was very helpful information, thanks for another amazing video grade!
That's bullshit, It's time to take a stand Whisk3y. Eat Taco Bell the night before an exam n when they don't let you go to the toilet, let loose and SHITTTT your pants like no pant has ever been shit before. They'll have to evacuate the fucking premises and it'll cause chaos. You then lawyer up and say the whole event and being denied the right to go to the toilet caused you severe distress, that everyone now calls you "Shitt3yKnight", and sue the school for every penny they have. You then won't need school any more cus you're loaded, and you will have won at life. Godspeed and good luck, you shitty bastard.
Gosh I missed you grade, it's the biggest nostalgia trip to see you regularly upload. You've always put a smile on my face, and I love watching your videos even in the worst of times. Keep it up!
if your school allows you to have a bottle on the table and you to drink, which I have never encountered they dont, print a label yourself and glue it on the bottle, make it look legit. Hide text in the label which is actually related to the exam. its tiny, they wont ever notice such an elaborate trick
I've seen some people complain that Grade "is stuck in 2016", but I say it's refreshing. I like that the channel is exactly as I remember it. It's nice to have a break from the chaos of the day.
4:30 true story, I was an egregious faker in grade school and I could make myself puke on command to get sent home from school. No one could figure out how I did it because all they'd see is me standing there. The way I did it was simply to retract my tongue back into my throat to trigger my puke/gag reflex. If you're taking one of those state mandated bubble tests, apparently if you puke on those, they have to be sealed in a plastic bag and shipped to the testing center for evaluation. So if you're gonna do this, have the decency to puke on the floor and not on the test.
@@majimbo480 it's not that they're looking for anything in the puke, they just have to be very careful about test materials to prevent cheating. Say the the test booklet was discarded, someone could steal it and use it to get the correct answers ahead of taking the test.
So glad you are back Grade! I see you were hiding all these videos to release them consistently. The consistent uploads are really nice, even if we had to wait a long time for your return. Thanks Grade! :)
@@GradeAUnderA of course. I am a relatively new subscriber of yours but you never fail to make me laugh. Keep up the good work and I look forward to your next upload.
I know you went through some depressive stuff grade, glad to see you're back and on top of your game! Hopefully mentally you are feeling much better. Love the blac-man shirt lmao!
I HAVE MERCH NOW! - 1969clothing.com
More stuff coming soon.
im good
This clothing is the best thing since the *1969* moon landing
Cool!!
Epic
Yay!
He’s really come back like it’s 2015 and I’m here for it
It's 2015 again! Which means I'll be vanishing again in 2yrs when its 2017
@@GradeAUnderA NOOO
@@GradeAUnderA NOOO
@@GradeAUnderA I hope you also have the power to make Trump president again
@@GradeAUnderAoh hellllll nahh. Alright who’s got the chloroform. Mans ain’t getting away from us this time!
"Can I use the toilet?"
"You should have gone at break time."
LOOOL mate your memory is 10/10. You defo gonna be 100%-ing exams already with that monster brain capacity
"Look what you've done, now I've gone and pissed me self"
@@GradeAUnderA your mid 2010 videos are some of my favorites. I use a lot of jokes from them
Tell them that you'll shit yourself if you're not allowed to go
If they still don't let you go, shit your pants
Then you won't have to take the exam
Win win
@@chrisnguyen1186 nice throwback, I’m sure Grade is proud
The fact that grade was a teacher in the past and is showing us this is a beautiful sample of irony as well as hilarious.
And yet it’s the inability to kiss ass that got him fired 😂
The purpose of this video is obviously to poke holes at the current way they do exams so they can improve them, I'm sure you realised this too MacNava.
I used to be a trainee teacher and I hate seeing loopholes like this in today's exam climate smh, breaks my heart.
@@GradeAUnderA I know you actually don't mean for people to cheat and made this for fun, I just find that detail funny. Been loving your return here on UA-cam. Can't wait to see what you have next.
Family Guy : IRONY!
@@GradeAUnderA I always hated that the tests would challenge your memory instead of your understanding of the material. In whatever job I get, if i need to solve a problem I have instant access to all of the world's knowledge at my fingertips, so it never made sense that you couldn't use the notes you took in class to help you understand something on a test.
The steady decline from "kinda smart tbh" to "this is more effort than studying" is gold
Most big UA-camrs don’t reply to comments because they get so many, but it makes me really happy to see Grade responding to people. 😊
And now I have to respond to you too. You give me some love, I give it back. Appreciate the kind words Goatman.
Why am I fully expecting this to just be him screaming the words " JUST STUDY!!!!! " throughout the entire video? I can't be the only one.
Maybe because he used to be a teacher 😂
Yes mate, my advice is absolutely that everyone to do everything by the books and not break any rules and just study.... 100%...
i ❤ having the most shite memory possible
That's exactly what his doing..ahem
Lik lik lik.
The old outro music becoming public domain is the greatest thing to happen so far in 2024
Yet I'm still getting copyright claims for it
@@GradeAUnderAohhh that’s why sucks mate
@@GradeAUnderA Yeah I was about to say I just saw UMG claimed it when sharing this on Discord. You gotta love the UA-cam Copyright Claim system....
@@Robert-ow8bs must be running on Internet Explorer
fight me 😗 you won’t
Can’t believe Grade is actually back. And clearly enjoying himself again. Life is good
Appreciate the love mate. UA-cam might not love me, but at least you do carkua x
It's even better since big YT is trying to throttle him and he's basically flipping them a throbbing middle finger and doing it anyway
What a chad.
@@jw1343 This is the only notification I've gotten with all notifications on. Didn't know he was back!!!
@@GradeAUnderAUA-cam can screw themselves for the corrupt platform that they are
I had a lot of teachers that would rather just let you shit yourself than go during a test 💀
I onced pissed myself in an exam because they wouldn't let me go...
This was a few months ago...
@@DragonTheOneDZAI never got the chance to do it but I always thought to just get up and piss in a bottle in the corner of a classroom if they didn't allow me to leave
@@DragonTheOneDZAI am quite sure you can sue them for it
@@the_blind_hearing6there was a guy in my high school class who actually did the piss bottle stunt in science class.
@@ZemanTheMighty Legend
I thought “The Heist” was just gonna be straight up stealing someone else’s exam paper during the exam
good idea- i mean to make sure you WONT cheat, dont show up at all 👍
I personally just love how each one gets progressively more unhinged XD
Unhinged af. Next video is gonna be me finding your home address and doing Method 5 from the video on you, Crimson
@@GradeAUnderA By all means, do so
@GradeAUnderA next video gonna be how to track down any person's address
@@GradeAUnderA when you want that reach around? 😘
@@Doofahkiin and he goes over HIBP, dehashed, reverse image & keyword searching, raidforums database downloading n all lol
Came here expecting joke strategies, immediately blown away by the first one. Absolute genius.
You like it yeah? K well make sure you don't do it, I don't want you getting false accusations of being a cheater.
We can't let you leave us again@@GradeAUnderA
@@GradeAUnderAhow would they actually know 😂
Definitely gonna do number 5 on my a levels ;)
Our teacher always said: It's ok if you write cheat sheets - it helps you memorize the important stuff
K well if your teacher said its ok, then I guess you can do it. If you get caught, blame your teacher.
@@GradeAUnderA I forgot the "... but don't take it out of your pocket"
This is really true... That one time I studied the wrong subject for the exam(yeah I know I'm stupid), I decided to write a quick cheat sheet. But in the actual exam I was just like "wait, I remember this I write this in my cheat sheet earlier" then ended up not using my cheat sheet at all
I'm so glad you're back and still uploading. Pure legend. 👏
MATT! Mate, you better still be doing those pusher videos, you goober. Legend status right back at you, much love mate
I wasn't here when he was active back in 2015 but I'm here now and I'm glad i am , absolutely love him ❤
Fitting timing for releasing this vid before exams almost like it was planned
James I did it to help you personally mate. Make sure you ace them all n make me proud.
I already know this video is gonna fix everybody’s life problems
Not all of them, the tissue paper is a good idea that I may us- NOT USE, maybe instead of salt water which can be seen as evident tampering your health to avoid maybe some magnesium pills without eating any food which I WILL NOT USE, I also will NOT SWAP the internals of a legal calculator with an illegal calculator. I WILL NOT DO ANY OF THESE THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
You're all gonna be doctors and lawyers and CEO's after watching this video
@@GradeAUnderA toilet papre one is actually genius
@@poespower7974 no it ain't. After a certain age, they definitely won't allow you to go to the toilet during a test
@@stepanhrebicek8309 so if im 50 years old they wont let me
I hadn't been recommend one of your videos in ages and I come back to this absolute banger. Now imma ace my exams.
Bro why aren't the bell notificaitons telling you about my uploads? This is the 8th video I've made this year! Go watch em matee
@@GradeAUnderA So sorry bro. I’ll do better 😔
I absolutely love the use of MGS music.
Hrrrnnng Colonel, what did you get on question 5?
If your test has a barcode scanner on its side just use chapstick down the barcode so when it is being processed the gloss auto marks the right answer for you in the systems mind. Works 100% of the time and teachers hardly notice.
my glorious king Grade just dropped. dropped everything i was doing to watch
And my glorious Queen haz_pyro5607 just commented! My day is complete
how wholesome :)
I just love that some creators like Grade actually actively reply to comments and maintain a positive viewer base! 🧡
And I love that you notice I reply. Let me hit you with a reply for noticing that.
@@GradeAUnderA ey wheres mine lil bro
GradeA posting this before my physics exam is definitely a sign I do ALL of these
Noooo mate! Study hard and eat your vitamins and say your prayers. That's how you ace exams, not these methods...
@@GradeAUnderAGrade, I got confused and stuck the cheated toilet paper down the invigilators pants. What should I do now, it's VERY urgent and he's VERY confused.
@@edwardsheeran9220 this made me spit out my water
same bro physics on friday goodluck 🙏
@@edwardsheeran9220 for some reason my comment got removed by yt but i spat the water i was drinking out earlier reading that
i love how animated the characters are. such a fine detail.
this man is BACK, and his website is so beautiful, that cover says it all haha
Who needs to study when I got grade
Studying is for losers. Real degenerates watch my vids. Glad you're one of em brick
Grade A showing us all how to get an A grade.
Yoooooo, I see what you did there, mate
🤨
:O Is that the world famous HistoryScope in my comments?
You get an A+ mate. See me after class ;) xoxo
@@GradeAUnderA am going to trust you on this one
They are numbered grades now.
The airhorn is slowly becoming a staple of this channel
Ikr
Believe me if I could openly curse nonstop, I would. 2024 is a different world to 2016 mate
@@GradeAUnderA Why can't you? Just because you are getting demonitized? Did that not happen in 2016?
@@yaboiedgar Demonetized also means less algorithm attention these days, so the channel might literally die if it's demonetized. Idk what's happening rn with the vids (i.e. whether they're still getting demonetized anyway), but demonetization is definitely bad even if money isn't the problem.
@@GradeAUnderAI love the Price Is Right horn.
*sir why do you have a calculator this is the history exam
Seeing consistent uploads from Grade... its enough to make a grown man cry
Me, my husband, and my mum love your videos mate, we religiously watch them as they come out. Glad your back mate 😊
Are you the wife?
@@ededos478 no - he's the sister
Nice of cousin d-head to help you out in that heist. I guess he's not as goody goody as your parents thought.
He'd a Dickhead but he's a solid dude, just like you Joe
@@GradeAUnderA Marry me
Good? Bad? Dickhead's the guy with the bat.
Man, a regular Grade upload schedule? My life has once again improved tenfold, my fav UA-camr coming back fr this time was not on my 2024 calendar lol, and with merch? It’s like Christmas 🎉
Christmas? Youre too aroused for it to be Xmas, you mean its more like Valentines day ;)
im just persnally happy to see consistent grade uploads, idc if its 2015 core, ive missed this
Man last time I watched this channel I was in Middle School and now I'm a broadcast engineer... Still just as entertaining🤣🤣🤣
The GOAT really is coming in clutch at these crucial times
You're on UA-cams hit list bro, best of luck
I know, Protect me, thespectre01
heres a cool fact about 4:52 if your about to throw up swallow your spit, it makes you throw up quicker. but if you spit it out it lowers the chance
im gonna use this so I don't throw up, thanks
5:10 vishy anand and ding liren jumpscare
I was looking for this comment 😂
God tier GradeA. Love it!
Thanks for the advice Grade! Every tip here worked perfectly, especially number 5.
Fantastic. Enjoy your perfect grades and your future career as a doctor/engineer/lawyer earning millions. Don't forget to take 10% of that n give to me, k?
Hearing the metal gear music at the start already had me engaged. Dispite the fact I don't do exams anymore 😂
It's the best game of all time, is it not Frosty?
@GradeAUnderA You couldn't be speaking more factual information my friend and if I was still in school I'd say these methods that I should definitely not have been doing was very helpful information, thanks for another amazing video grade!
Grade you beautiful bastard, i shall use these to ACE my med school entrance exams. Thank you 🙏🙏🙏
Good luck with the exams mate, I know you'll ACE them! Make me proud
Θα σε αγγίξω μικρέ αδελφέ
I was waiting this guy for years welcome back i was a kid when i was watching him 😅
I came for copper and found GOLD!!! WHY HAVE I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THESE?! I ain't gonna use them, but like DUDE?!
hey guys look he remembered his password
He wrote it down just in case
You didn't really see his most recent videos, did you?
but hes posted a week ago
He literally posted a week ago fym?
do you even get the joke lol this doesn't apply here
1:10 idk about y’all, but teachers/professors don’t let me go to the bathroom during exams😂💀
Yoo Whiskey from Stoneworks how are you doin?
Same
They will if it’s a proper exam
In my experience professors will either have you leave your phone in the classroom or just don’t give a shit
That's bullshit, It's time to take a stand Whisk3y. Eat Taco Bell the night before an exam n when they don't let you go to the toilet, let loose and SHITTTT your pants like no pant has ever been shit before. They'll have to evacuate the fucking premises and it'll cause chaos.
You then lawyer up and say the whole event and being denied the right to go to the toilet caused you severe distress, that everyone now calls you "Shitt3yKnight", and sue the school for every penny they have. You then won't need school any more cus you're loaded, and you will have won at life. Godspeed and good luck, you shitty bastard.
Man that little slip up at 4:38 was way too damn funny for me!
Lol innocent slip of the tongue. I don't be cheating like that, that's you mate
@@GradeAUnderAare you sure about that ? ,:|
@@GradeAUnderAama chug a tablespoon of salt, wish me luck
I love this 2009-2012 editing style so much
Ive been watching you since highschool ! I was 16 and now im 25. Ive missed your content and I am so glad you're back ☺️.
5:38 quickest stone cold intro😂
It's like that Beetlejuice shit. You smash glass anywhere and there's a 3.16% chance that Stone Cold will appear.
@@GradeAUnderA I see what you did there lol
whats funny at 3:03 is as a kid i use to refer to the ghost from pac-man as "cops"
Not even chatgpt would give me such IMMACULATE information
Instructions unclear, I got a serious fault at a roundabout on my driving test
Gosh I missed you grade, it's the biggest nostalgia trip to see you regularly upload. You've always put a smile on my face, and I love watching your videos even in the worst of times. Keep it up!
if your school allows you to have a bottle on the table and you to drink, which I have never encountered they dont,
print a label yourself and glue it on the bottle, make it look legit. Hide text in the label which is actually related to the exam. its tiny, they wont ever notice such an elaborate trick
Sadly a lot if exams now make you only bring bottles without labelsdue to people doing this lol
Noooo khaoscero, you mean to say what you're detailing is something everyone should make sure tehy absolutely DONT do, right?
I left school 11 years ago, and even then they made us take labels off bottles
@@funkyfranx Yeah. 10 years ago and this definitely was a thing even then.
That's why they only allow clear water bottles now, at least here.
2:55 They have you reset them before exams to erase notes
2nd calculator
They make you do for all
@@tanktalesans how would they know
I don’t usually laugh aloud at videos, but I did for this one, I love it.
I don't usually fall in love with people after reading their YT comments, but I did for this one. Call me x
Why are these replies getting progressively hornier. 💀
@@Anny-me9nyfr
Love the style not changing. If it ain't broke don't fix it mate.
Man, this consistent uploading is reminding me of when I was a younging. This is gonna be great for the next couple of weeks
BABE WAKE UP GRADE UPLOADED
You calling someone besides me "babe"???
@@GradeAUnderAu jealous? :)
I missed this dude 😭
I missed you too
Holy shit I can't believe i didn't see you came back sooner. Welcome back man!
I've seen some people complain that Grade "is stuck in 2016", but I say it's refreshing. I like that the channel is exactly as I remember it. It's nice to have a break from the chaos of the day.
4:30 true story, I was an egregious faker in grade school and I could make myself puke on command to get sent home from school. No one could figure out how I did it because all they'd see is me standing there. The way I did it was simply to retract my tongue back into my throat to trigger my puke/gag reflex. If you're taking one of those state mandated bubble tests, apparently if you puke on those, they have to be sealed in a plastic bag and shipped to the testing center for evaluation. So if you're gonna do this, have the decency to puke on the floor and not on the test.
What the hell? Is that true? Wtf do they expect to find in your puke?
@@majimbo480 it's not that they're looking for anything in the puke, they just have to be very careful about test materials to prevent cheating. Say the the test booklet was discarded, someone could steal it and use it to get the correct answers ahead of taking the test.
@@SatanLiterally ohhhhh that makes sense...
1:25 i thought you were gonna use school toiler paper lmao
grade please dont stop making these weekly videos i love you
I love you too Farhaan. Now go ace your exams mate.
I am so glad this channel is back
So glad you are back Grade! I see you were hiding all these videos to release them consistently. The consistent uploads are really nice, even if we had to wait a long time for your return. Thanks Grade! :)
You know this is gonna be funny.
And was it, Trisha?
@@GradeAUnderA of course. I am a relatively new subscriber of yours but you never fail to make me laugh. Keep up the good work and I look forward to your next upload.
5:49 Grade? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "USUALLY"? 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
For purely education purposes how much salt per bottle are we talking?
Method 5: The Central London Strat
Man Grade's humor is still absolutely great, he hasn't faltered 1 bit during his hiatus. Keep it up!
The first tip is actually really smart and will work without any flaws
I know right? But make sure you don't do it though, can't go around cheating can we?
@buyanulziibuka1940 not anymore lol, now they'll forbid toilet breaks due to this info
@@GradeAUnderAwould this actually work. Like genuinely I think it makes sense
@@aaaxtox No it wouldnt help writing answers on your toilet paper, so no reason to even try
6:11 I thought you weren’t allowed to use that outro song anymore did the copyright expire
4:42 Yo grade food olie also work, 1 food spoon of food oil will make u puke no matter what
holy shit he's back and I'm ROCKING with it, it's insane how did you remember the process of making the video to make it as good as it always has been
I know you went through some depressive stuff grade, glad to see you're back and on top of your game! Hopefully mentally you are feeling much better. Love the blac-man shirt lmao!
5:43 “GIVE ME THE FUCKIN’ ANSWER SHEET TO NEXT WEEKS PAPER OR IM (idk what he’s saying) YOU RIGHT NOW YOU CvNT!” Dumbledore said calmly
He said “I’m gonna Caitlyn Jenner you”
5:01 But sir I am already nepalese
So then I'll have to copy of you and Steven
im taking that toilet paper back home to flush it, my paranoia would go crazy
I can feel the grey hairs fade away. I feel young again watching this content platinum.
These have been your best work mate, love that you are making such great quality content
its good to have you back!
You have no idea how happy I am every time Grade uploads a new video! It’s like going back to the good old days! ❤❤❤
One of the best UA-camrs on this platform always improves my mood watching your stuff and helping me thru gcse rn thanks grade a
Method 1: So this is why toilet breaks are no longer allowed during my gcse exams. They got spies out there I’m telling you.
I've got my A Level exams starting next week, I'm blessed with a Grade A Under A video about exams 🙏
Great to have you back grade, still rewatch your old vids you're awesome mate.
Wish this video came out about a decade sooner 😔💔
Welcome back, mate
Always pleased to see more from you :)
I am so glad to have Grade back. I missed your awesome humor but my patience has been rewarded. WOOT!
Yo! Im so happy that my boi is back in business! These videos are always pure gold!
The Blac-man t-shirt is goated lmao
Method 5 is very efficient, I passed my exam!!! Now I get to do 2 - 5 years for armed home invasion
Man these videos bring nostalgia, the same sound effects then were used then too lol
Next episode: Grade gets investigated by the F B I.
Thanks for posting this after I already took finals