how? even if it was just as a kid he must have had contact to other children, even babys while growing up... like his parents friends kids, cousins etc. He must at some point have seen an adult feeding a little kid with baby food. also you learn how the body developes biology class.
The notion that breastfeeding a baby would make him a homosexual is so preposterous that it defies description. Because of the unique nutritional needs of newborn humans, and their lack of generalized digestive enzymes, few human babies EVER survived infancy without HUMAN MILK, until the development of workable baby formula until 1860. In that year, a German chemist, Justus von Leibig, developed the first commercial baby food, a powdered formula made from wheat flour, cow's milk, malt flour, and potassium bicarbonate. So every baby boy who was born before 1860 must have been homosexual. How did humanity survive?
The six potatoes slide reminds me of something my husband did to his ex-wife. She asked him to buy a large bag of rice, and he came home with a 25-pound bag. For two people. "But she asked for a large bag of rice!" Sometimes his ex-wife was right! 😂 BTW, he didn't see anything wrong with the six potatoes. Yes, he is an intelligent, well-educated man, except when he's in a grocery store. Then common sense flies out the door. I shudder when he goes to the store alone, although I get specific, e.g., a two-pound bag of rice. Although, I asked for some chocolate the last time he went and he bought enough to last through Valentine's Day! Eh, not even his ex-wife could have complained about that! 😂😂😂
I always thought that the idiotic comments coming out of Cliff's mouth in Cheers were meant to be satirical, but after reading the stupid things here, I've changed my mind. It seems there really are people like Cliff out there and they vote!!!!! 🥺
6:34 Yes, you do need to be specific. Potatoes for chips are big and waxy; potatoes for jacket potatoes are big and floury; new potatoes are different again.
Never dated the dude for obvious reasons, ( no education past high school) but, he was always trying to boss things. Put a litter liner in a cat box, with the bag folded on top of the litter, then put the lid on. (and he'd owned a cat for years) put corroded batteries back in a flashlight, just constant stupid stuff.
5:20 Not *totally* incorrect. After all some of the minerals get turned into satellites and put into orbit which would infinitesimally reduce earth's mass. Although a lot more mass than that (around 40,000 tonnes) is gained by dust, rocks etc. falling into the atmosphere. And a lot more mass than that is lost by hydrogen leaving the atmosphere. So... it's complicated 🤷♂
@@barrylafleur8526 Also wrong. Space is a vacuum....no CO2, no air. Anything floating around in space is eventually pulled into a planet, star, sun or any other large object by gravity.
4:38 The country's safety standards seem inadequate if it's legal for something to have a plug you can unplug by yanking the cord (as opposed to you having to unplug it in the proper way).
I’m calling BS on the one about the girlfriend that thought children were born boy-girl-boy-girl. Are we meant to believe that, at age 19, she had never encountered anything else?
I have encountered people who believe this and other stupid things about reproduction. It's what happens with poor education and abstinence only sexed.
OMG the Milky Way story…I had made mention on Twitter of being in the mountains and seeing the Milky Way for the first time ever. And some fool responded that it was impossible for me to have seen it because I was in it. #Can’tFixStupid.
i,m not from US but i'm really curious after all the misspelling i've seen ,what actually happens in a lower grade english class. Some one should record it and take to their representative or senator . sadly i am not joking!!
@@w.reidripley1968Also Roman Catholics split from the early (Orthodox) Church in 1054 AD. Look up the Great Schism. The Orthodox Church is still here.
The soon-to-be-father worrying about brushing baby's teeth is just trying to he a good dad! It's possible he's never been around babies before.
how? even if it was just as a kid he must have had contact to other children, even babys while growing up... like his parents friends kids, cousins etc. He must at some point have seen an adult feeding a little kid with baby food. also you learn how the body developes biology class.
The marble-sized potato should be served to the guy who selected it at the store.
Weaponized incompetence, maybe? 😄
0:43 he couldn’t find a rock??😂
That bacon does look like a seahorse.
That's it! We're through!
As a 60-year-old, I can assure you that limping around after falling is acting our age.
Mazel Tov cocktail sounds like something Marjorie Taylor Greene would say.
😂 👍
Actually I think that's one mistake a fair number of us might make. It's not totally stupid. Molotov and "Mazel tov." do sound similar.
@@elizabethsohler6516 - Hmm. It's a new one on me. It's not as common as things like "That's what I should of done."
@@jerometaperman7102 True.
@@elizabethsohler6516 I guess you haven't been around many Jewish people.
3:11 The horse wanted to be a singer but didn't succeed 'cause he was eaten by killer sharks.
Let's always hear the entire story!
The notion that breastfeeding a baby would make him a homosexual is so preposterous that it defies description. Because of the unique nutritional needs of newborn humans, and their lack of generalized digestive enzymes, few human babies EVER survived infancy without HUMAN MILK, until the development of workable baby formula until 1860. In that year, a German chemist, Justus von Leibig, developed the first commercial baby food, a powdered formula made from wheat flour, cow's milk, malt flour, and potassium bicarbonate. So every baby boy who was born before 1860 must have been homosexual. How did humanity survive?
The six potatoes slide reminds me of something my husband did to his ex-wife. She asked him to buy a large bag of rice, and he came home with a 25-pound bag. For two people. "But she asked for a large bag of rice!" Sometimes his ex-wife was right! 😂 BTW, he didn't see anything wrong with the six potatoes. Yes, he is an intelligent, well-educated man, except when he's in a grocery store. Then common sense flies out the door. I shudder when he goes to the store alone, although I get specific, e.g., a two-pound bag of rice. Although, I asked for some chocolate the last time he went and he bought enough to last through Valentine's Day! Eh, not even his ex-wife could have complained about that! 😂😂😂
The Milky Way is visible from earth.
Correct. Like you can see a sandstorm even though you are in it.
5:20 is some masterclass troll commentary. Well done!
I always thought that the idiotic comments coming out of Cliff's mouth in Cheers were meant to be satirical, but after reading the stupid things here, I've changed my mind. It seems there really are people like Cliff out there and they vote!!!!! 🥺
6:34 Yes, you do need to be specific. Potatoes for chips are big and waxy; potatoes for jacket potatoes are big and floury; new potatoes are different again.
Never dated the dude for obvious reasons, ( no education past high school) but, he was always trying to boss things. Put a litter liner in a cat box, with the bag folded on top of the litter, then put the lid on. (and he'd owned a cat for years) put corroded batteries back in a flashlight, just constant stupid stuff.
5:20 Not *totally* incorrect. After all some of the minerals get turned into satellites and put into orbit which would infinitesimally reduce earth's mass.
Although a lot more mass than that (around 40,000 tonnes) is gained by dust, rocks etc. falling into the atmosphere.
And a lot more mass than that is lost by hydrogen leaving the atmosphere.
So... it's complicated 🤷♂
also, the carbon is oxidized and drifts off into space in the form of CO2.
@@patrickmaline4258 Space is mostly carbon dioxide.
And the the satellite
@@patrickmaline4258 Wrong! Since CO2 is heavier than air it doesn't drift anywhere upwards.
@@barrylafleur8526 Also wrong. Space is a vacuum....no CO2, no air. Anything floating around in space is eventually pulled into a planet, star, sun or any other large object by gravity.
Adult life is tough at best, and there are often major and unexpected problems. Don't try to get by with a moron at your side.
3:06 dodged a bullet there hun!
is it schadenfreude or is it genuine appreciation for transcendent ignorance?
4:38 The country's safety standards seem inadequate if it's legal for something to have a plug you can unplug by yanking the cord (as opposed to you having to unplug it in the proper way).
6:16. What about the other 297 moons in the solar system? Did they put all those up as well?
You CAN see the milky way. Not the entire thing, of course, but the arm that we're not in. It's beautiful.
7:44 What’s does “Mazel Tov” have to do with the destruction of Jerusalem? It means “good fortune”, or “good luck”.
Your right
It's the smashing of the glass that's meant to remind you of the destruction.
That Spanish one - I thought for a moment you were referring to Francisco Colon invaded south America, to be looked up as 'Colon-isation'
I’m calling BS on the one about the girlfriend that thought children were born boy-girl-boy-girl. Are we meant to believe that, at age 19, she had never encountered anything else?
I have encountered people who believe this and other stupid things about reproduction. It's what happens with poor education and abstinence only sexed.
Very probably.
Perhaps she was homeschooled?
OMG the Milky Way story…I had made mention on Twitter of being in the mountains and seeing the Milky Way for the first time ever. And some fool responded that it was impossible for me to have seen it because I was in it. #Can’tFixStupid.
I guess by that logic if you were swimming or sailing in the ocean who wouldn't be able to see it either?
I still don't understand that first one.
Just imagine that you were his wife in the picture. How would that sit with you?
I think the point is ‘finding a wife who’s a great mother’ implies you’re only dating divorced women or single mothers. Otherwise how would you know?
His comment implies that his wife isn't good looking, but still a good mother.
It reduces women to either hot or a good mother.
It’s Ben Askren 2x D1 college wrestling champion, Olympian and MMA competitor. I doubt he said this, his wife is objectively attractive
4:50 Was his ex girlfriend a Sim?
I served in the Army with college educated officers, that were this clueless...
Americans?
i,m not from US but i'm really curious after all the misspelling i've seen ,what actually happens in a lower grade english class. Some one should record it and take to their representative or senator . sadly i am not joking!!
Would you care to read that over, paying attention to commas, capital letters and apostrophes, and their placement. Thank you.
5:20 Jesus was raised jewish but is everyones savior if you accept him am I right?
Indeed, the Gospels to some extent go on about what a nice, well brought up Jewish boy he was in youth.
@@w.reidripley1968 Thank you I was not sure if I would get criticized because of this but God put it n my heart to say it anyways God Bless
@@w.reidripley1968Also Roman Catholics split from the early (Orthodox) Church in 1054 AD. Look up the Great Schism. The Orthodox Church is still here.
Yep. Also, the Catholic church wasn't actually founded until several centuries after his death so he was def NOT Catholic😂😂😂
@@scibear9944 I love it when people insist that Jesus was Christian, as if Christianity predated him.