@@vez3834 lol our audience grew up! JK somehow this channel of mine became my main viewing one, I do sometimes wonder if any parents of kid subscribers see my comments... bc boy howdy they can be spicy
@@nightcoreeclubNo it'll make them FAR WORSE. Like they'll be insulting women and telling them that a machine does everything better than they can and that they're useless now.
My girlfriend always rolled her eyes at me whenever I'd talk about how machines would eventually take over our society. If she would of taken me seriously, maybe i wouldnt of replaced her with the orifice.
I'm curious as to what model he's running on it. He could run it on the Pi but the response times wouldn't be the best and it would be pretty dumb. To have it as smart as he wants it would probably have to run on his PC with the Pi making API calls. Keeps the LLM local, and much smarter and faster than Pi
I love how this community works. Random viewer finds some hyper niche thing, sends a chat message that would disgust most streamers, but in this case enlightens Charlie, only to then go down the rabbit hole together. The pinnacle of teamwork.
Yep, "The Orifice" has to be one of the most overused product descriptions of every online sex-product known to the interwebs and in the back of all 80's "fukbooks". 😆
Charlie should do a video on the Harley Quinn sexbot they made. It is essentially I giant silicone flesh doll, life size modeled to Margot Robbie’s height and bust size from Suicide Squad, but has an AI chip installed so it can speak and moan.
*three weeks later* "Hello Orifice, it's this time of the day again." "Hello user, not tonight, I'm...having a software update." "Oh..okay. Tomorrow?" "Yeah...no...maybe..there is a scheduled reboot planned." "Ah...I see. Can we like...schedule something?" "Huh. Definitely something to consider. Orifice booting down. Beep Beep Boop."
The story goes even deeper than that with the inventor being a huge incel and also a eugenicist with absolutely wild quotes - Wild in the sense that I don't think I can even post them here (not that I really want to).
No this is why rokos basilisk comes to be. There are already weirdos who fall in love with inanimate objects, wait till they get a load of this, or a load in this I should say.
Never needed a comment to be read by the creator so bad. Upvote for charlie to see: less than 10 hours after you posted this video the website for the product has a picture of your face on it at the bottom under their media tab. No description just a still of your face lmao.
"I'm so horny from you getting the Platinum Trophy for Horizon: Forbidden West babe! The way you took down that Slaughterspine had my ovaries bursting uWu!"
Speaking from my dating experience, I'm pretty damn sure that I will never find a girl who can be loyal and understanding at this day and age.... If it becomes marketable, I'll be the first to buy it....
Bro took the "light" part of fleshlight too seriously. What if you tell the AI "never talk to me again under any circumstances", would you essentially brick the AI and it would never speak to you again?
That doesn't work yet. AI is made to answer your questions, not answering is difficult. It might say "I'm not supposed to speak to you anymore" but usually these sort of context rules get lost quickly. Even the most basic rules can be jailbroken out of LLMs. The community comes up with new ways in how to make AI ignore laws and rules everyday.
Literally one of the most uncanny things imaginable. The dude was just straight faced the whole time staring at command line read outs checking to make sure it was working correctly, all the while it's just bombarding him with insanely cringe sex talk
Imagine someone hacks your Orifice and it just starts to yell out slurs and increases suck power by 9000%
Careful there, gonna make some of these guys repaint their bedroom ceiling.
Oh and volume increases to %100 and it calls SWAT to your house
It's over 9000 thousand ?!
@@rotlwhy do you sound so bored?
@@spider-man5544 ?
**tries to pull out** "Im sorry john, im afraid i cannot let you do that"
"Damn you stupid machine! My name's not John!"
John clearly hasn't paid his Orifice subscription.
They would add a subscription, there will probably be micro-transactions too @Laachen
@@dannyg.4421 one dollar per thrust.
Imagine it has ads in the middle of your fun and says “this orifice is sponsored by raid shadow legends”
Starts clamping down
*WEEEEOOOOOOW* Wanna a break from the ads?
@@lozedd Spotify ads, but on your Orifice
and you have to pay 15$/month for the premium
I come instantly when I here ads 🎉
This is the first step to competitive edging online. Imagine a leaderboard for gooning.
Sounds AWESOME
I'd lose
Competitive edging oh my god
Minecraft UA-camrs are way wilder publicly than they used to be
@@vez3834 lol our audience grew up! JK somehow this channel of mine became my main viewing one, I do sometimes wonder if any parents of kid subscribers see my comments... bc boy howdy they can be spicy
The world isnt ready for two dudes, one box
Lmfao XD
Bro I ain't ready for that 💀
😂😂
good thing i’m not the world. i’m just lol ole me
Hahaha
The Post Nut Clarity will be absolutely insane with this one
Its post-nut suicide after this one.
*Don’t read my name….. 😮*
They should work that into the AI - get it to reassure you after you've finished.
@drunkenhobo8020 "Make sure your 'Post Nut Clarity Prevention Switch' is set to on" 😂
If you fell for it your gay
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The first thought i had was "but how easy is it to clean out"? No one wants to be ploughing a crusty orifice.
speak for yourself, mister
@@damjanp7920 bro???
You can remove the soft inside probably
Wear a condom?
Thats what they said about urethra insertion as a hentai tag but here we are
charlie’s fbi agent wondering why he went from blippy to an ai fleshlight 💀
more like the Chinese communist party.
my exact thoughts 🤣
"I cant believe the guy from hunger games is gonna plow me" -the box when charlie programs it
"You're the best candidate for the Percy Jackson TV show main lead baby"
I laughed a lot harder at that than I should have 😂
"The orifice" is one hell of a name
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
I mean it IS accurate at least
It sounds like an Elden Ring boss name 😂
Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better
Will this fit inside the Dune popcorn bucket? Asking for a friend.
Now we're asking the real questions
The dunussy?
I love how they're actually linking to this video on their website, along with articles from The Verge...
Why is u checking their website out 😮
@@user-iy5ww2hj4p curiosity got the better of me
gonna leave those likes on 69
This was a great view, why wouldn't we link to it? (We do link to all notable reviews though, bad ones too)
I read it as “The World Isn’t Ready For *The Office*” and I was like, “so what is Dwight doing now?”
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
I was going to comment the same thing lmfao, istg I did a damn double take and was even more confused that us was actually “the orifice” instead lmao
@@normanmai7865 Identity theft isn't a joke, *Jim!* Millions of families suffer every year!
This, apparently
Saaaaame!! 😂
Man-made horrors are quickly escaping my comprehension
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
They're just entering mine
They're unfortunately just in comprehension for me.
Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better
man-made horros never needed anyone's consent
dude, your already part of the marketing for the device. LOL!
He's an investor
you're
@@masterstealth11 UR
Doesn't Charlie have a massive sex toy collection
6:26 that splayed out 3D model of the Orifice look like it could genuinely fit the model of a Roblox skin
**clicks pen** keep going...
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. Now I am become The Orfice, the destroyer of worlds.
the destroyer of penis
Truly this will either be our second coming of Christ, or the end of us all.
Or just some stupid bullshit nobody will care about a year from now.
Destroyer of relationships
maybe this will cure incels
@@nightcoreeclubNo it'll make them FAR WORSE. Like they'll be insulting women and telling them that a machine does everything better than they can and that they're useless now.
My girlfriend always rolled her eyes at me whenever I'd talk about how machines would eventually take over our society. If she would of taken me seriously, maybe i wouldnt of replaced her with the orifice.
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
lmao
😭
I knew what you were going to say, but I had to _finish_ reading it anyway
Bro that thing is one malfunction away from becoming a jigsaw trap 😭
"Fill me with your hot seed." -Skynet, 2024
"And the best part of it is........he's LEARNING."
-Dr. Krieger describing Fister Roboto
Bro seriously couldn’t get a woman to sleep with him so he said, nah I’ll make my own
Gamers
“game is game” 💀
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
Wait until AI rights become a thing, then you have to get consent from the sexbot
Rather that than be Lil Boom.
I fully expected the Pussynator 9000 to be a buncha scraps thrown together but that shit looks like alien spacecraft
*Don’t read my name….. 😮*
@@DontReadMyPicture93 don’t gotta tell me twice
@@DontReadMyPicture93 get out👉🚪
@@DontReadMyPicture93If gay people go to hell, I’m taking you with me.
@@SDSypher a true giga chad.
5:15 LLM is "Large Language Model." It refers to the AI coming up with the phrases it says.
I'm curious as to what model he's running on it. He could run it on the Pi but the response times wouldn't be the best and it would be pretty dumb. To have it as smart as he wants it would probably have to run on his PC with the Pi making API calls. Keeps the LLM local, and much smarter and faster than Pi
changes the meaning of the "turning it off and on again" and the "blowing into the cartridge" techniques for quick fixes
I love how this community works. Random viewer finds some hyper niche thing, sends a chat message that would disgust most streamers, but in this case enlightens Charlie, only to then go down the rabbit hole together. The pinnacle of teamwork.
That's how most of Charlie's content goes.
welcome to the penguinz0 community
it's great.
Hyper niche? This thing will soon create the next trillion dollar industry.
it’s very nice, learning about it together makes the viewers feel closer to the creator
The orifice sounds like a suggested nickname for a first-time D&D player, who doesn't realize he was getting trolled by his friends
Dark Urge would like a word
*Don’t read my name….. 😮*
@@DontReadMyPicture93 im going to touch you
Someone who doesn't understand the word orifice?
Yep, "The Orifice" has to be one of the most overused product descriptions of every online sex-product known to the interwebs and in the back of all 80's "fukbooks". 😆
Honestly, that's just depressing.
8:28 “charles, its time.” has me dead 💀
You don't have to be a rizzler when you've got the jizzler
not funny
You shouldn't just give away taglines for free; you need to charge for your marketing skills!
Brother I love you 😂😂
This shit made me chuckle
@@DirtyNails48Cry about it. 😉🫵
Literally just checked the store for it, and it already shows Charlie as a part of their media coverage on it.
💀
Charlie should do a video on the Harley Quinn sexbot they made. It is essentially I giant silicone flesh doll, life size modeled to Margot Robbie’s height and bust size from Suicide Squad, but has an AI chip installed so it can speak and moan.
@@lawrencetalbot8346ima need the link for...research purposes.
@@lawrencetalbot8346ok I thought these were taking things too far but that just sounds great
I hope that they name the final product the, “Companion Cube” and make it look like the Companion Cube from _Portal_
that's illegal
That's gonna be a wild episode of Linus Tech Tips.
Just the Tips.
The switch from blippy (my son loves) to an AI fuck box is crazzzy
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
Did you know blippy used to make scat films? Yuck.
For a second there I thought the sex machine was related to Blippi and got very confused lol
blippi shat in his friends face
B l i p p i, he spells it every 2 episodes!
“You were so preoccupied with whether you could you didn’t stop to think whether you should”
My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im
literally begging you
well well well
We spared no expense
Hold your friends and family close, in 50 years its going to be a lonely world.
The fact that this video is already in the "media talks about the orifice" part of the website really says something.
*three weeks later*
"Hello Orifice, it's this time of the day again."
"Hello user, not tonight, I'm...having a software update."
"Oh..okay. Tomorrow?"
"Yeah...no...maybe..there is a scheduled reboot planned."
"Ah...I see. Can we like...schedule something?"
"Huh. Definitely something to consider. Orifice booting down. Beep Beep Boop."
Three weeks later..
COME ON??!!?!! I MEAN HOW MANY UPDATES DO YOU FUCKING NEED..
Feels like a Paradise PD Episode...
@@local9 *Cough* Karla
The name could not be any more subtle.
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@@p-__ Can i make sure?
@@turtlefast7251i second that
holy shit timekeeper pfp
Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better
It's honestly sad that people won't even need to connect with each other anymore. This has truly become a dystopian future
"nah it won't malfunction, it was built with love"
Boy, that's one hell of a title
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@@itz_me_aziza_21because you're not
@@itz_me_aziza_21 not as strong as the Orifice
Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better
Billy mitchell is gonna have it say “oh Billy, you really are the video game player of the century and you never cheated”
His foreplay line..
Ohhh it's on like donkey KONG
Lol "Kanye youre so right. No one understands you, and they're all intellectually beneath you. You're a god."
"I still love you, R Kelly"
“Steven we are so much alike!”
then he gonna cheat on the orfice with a regular fleshlight
lik if u cried 😢
Your comments about it going rogue at the end had me rolling😭💀
"You could double team the AI box"
I just knew there was gonna be at least one
With the economy how it is nowadays, someone is bound to be willing to go halfsies and share custody
Will the tips touch inside the box
That's the best part@@stupidopinion3379
@@stupidopinion3379 🤤🥹
*two
Can't wait for someone to program it with "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh..."
Nah, give it SHODAN's voice
Who asked + my content is better than Charlie + UTTP is better
@@UTTPSupporter "UTTP Supporter" lmao bro didn't even get hired for UTTP not even they want him
A literal sentient toaster LOL
@@AutomaticMGIt’s a bot. Report it for spam.
Now time to obtain their technical docs and ask my boss for some additional r&d resources to make the orfice 2.0
This is so good, please make it real soon.
Skynut is approaching close
The Skynut situation is wild.
this is the greatest sky nut of all time
Sky net
This guy took the "can you fuck it" scene from Robot Chicken way too seriously.
*Don’t read my name….. 😮*
**from Chicken Run
@@eldritchbidoof* Chicken little
*chicken curry
plankton was ahead of his time
"men's primal urges for unconditional love" is a psycho claim
The story goes even deeper than that with the inventor being a huge incel and also a eugenicist with absolutely wild quotes - Wild in the sense that I don't think I can even post them here (not that I really want to).
Source??
an incel eugenicist? So shouldn't he agree that his inability to find a partner is natural selection at work? 💀
@@garystinten9339 is it really that hard to believe that the inventor of an ai fleshlight is a massive fucking incel?
you cant tease us like this and provide no leads bro
I need to see this shit
“chinese finger trap with wiener” got me rolling
chinese double wiener trap
high risk docking
Your pre-order has been confirmed! Thank you for your purchase, Charlie!
Your image is already been added to his store Charlie!! Right next to yahoo news and the verge 😂the man works quick
this was uploaded 3 hours ago and the orifice guy already put a link to THIS video on his website lmfao
quite impressive
Top notch free advertising
Coz the one mentioning the device in chat was the maker in disguise.
I guess the guy works pretty damn quick. The fact that he had the video up on the site within about three hours is either disturbing or impressive
Hold Chaz to his word on reviewing it
This will have you screaming and hollering
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
springtrap 👹
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
He's down in the holler
"This shit right here is for the monsters, this one for the real freaks."
What a great way to bond with your best friend!
“Breed me with your hot seed” is pretty wild
Dying every time Charlie pronounces “orfice”
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@@p-__ da fuck is wrong with you lmao
Same
Yeahh
Orifice Critical
You can't fool me Skynet. This is how you get girly Terminators in every American home.
No this is why rokos basilisk comes to be. There are already weirdos who fall in love with inanimate objects, wait till they get a load of this, or a load in this I should say.
@@s133p3r0 Loads in there.
@@oompalumpus699 That makes no sense. The saying isn't "get a load of there" is it?
Nah this is Skynut
"your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
i love that the site has a link to this vid, the internet is amazing
The box, you opened it, we came.
I think I'll be closing the box, thank you.
fuck yea hellraiser.
I came indeed.
i...you... that.... true.
damn, that's a good one
Never needed a comment to be read by the creator so bad. Upvote for charlie to see: less than 10 hours after you posted this video the website for the product has a picture of your face on it at the bottom under their media tab. No description just a still of your face lmao.
That is incredible. Charlie must know.
It’s a link to this video lmfaooo
AHAHA
lmao you're welcome
Also loads of comments from this comment section
nothing could have prepared me for this video
In 20 years, every gamer will have this under the table just...working...
It's Orificin' time
👺👹
Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a girl 😘
Yes
day eve gT seen t see rhxisujfhthrhzbrht
oh… yeah 😈
Of course his name is Brian.
average brian moment
its always the brians and haydens
Nah this is some Bryan shit not Brian
@@spiderduckpig the fact I'm close to a bryan and a brian. One is my uncle and the other is my SD. I might have to cut both out of my life lol
@@GoodTimeForARollWhat's an "SD"? Like you named your SD card Brian?
when the internals were shown all I could think of was the Time Tunnel intro
"Love doesn't malfunction" quote of the century
bro "fill me with your alpha seed" is crazy
That's like some hentai level of writing
@@Oxygen1004not even bro even hentai writes better
@@menjitakorokathis
fill me with your sigma male s33d
“showcasing the grip strength”
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
Reverse grip technique really did save me now huH?
@@MrcreeperDXD777the grip is too tight!
Humanity: invents something
Also Humanity: *im gonna fck it*
its quite sad once you think about it for more than 5 seconds
I mean if girls can have the super 12 foot double diddler, back scratcher, back shot 9000 then why can't guys have the RGB RTX 6090 Super Jizzler.
Because the tagline for those toys are never "make it fall in love with you/it'll fall in love with you". They definitely don't speak to us lol
Because those toys don't have an AI in them that "falls in love with you" and talks dirty to you.
tell me you’ve never talked to a woman 😂😂😂 by using the phrase 😂😂 “12 foot”😂😂😂 and “back shot” 😂😂😂women loooooove being c*mmed on so much bro
@@GoodTimeForARoll I have seen plenty of women online who would purchase a sex toy with an ai in it
@@thefirstcurse3123 who cares if it does tho. sounds pretty funny.
They need to get a deal with Sony and Microsoft to give it access to your game achievements.
"I'm so horny from you getting the Platinum Trophy for Horizon: Forbidden West babe! The way you took down that Slaughterspine had my ovaries bursting uWu!"
And if you're REALLY packin', an "Enter the Final Chamber " achievement pops up only .5% of users achieve. Take my number, developer!
Oh you know he's gonna be buying them all for his collection
Now combine this into a body pillow and that would be insane
That's... A weird idea.. it's as if you want it to happen..
@@satoshihiro1590 Humanity has already fallen, why not let people make their dreams a reality even if they're completely unhinged?
@@ratman1125 it's pretty sad
Speaking from my dating experience, I'm pretty damn sure that I will never find a girl who can be loyal and understanding at this day and age.... If it becomes marketable, I'll be the first to buy it....
now try actually getting laid by a real woman
Bro took the "light" part of fleshlight too seriously.
What if you tell the AI "never talk to me again under any circumstances", would you essentially brick the AI and it would never speak to you again?
That doesn't work yet.
AI is made to answer your questions, not answering is difficult. It might say "I'm not supposed to speak to you anymore" but usually these sort of context rules get lost quickly.
Even the most basic rules can be jailbroken out of LLMs. The community comes up with new ways in how to make AI ignore laws and rules everyday.
Then it’s just a normal fleshligh with useless tech
gspot to have reset button
it depends on how they make the ai portion of it function but it's definitely not an impossible scenario 💀
"that was crap brain, no wonder why rgbs became your fetish."
Put this badboy inside one of the new Deadpool popcorn buckets then your cooking
"love doesnt malfunction" what a poet
OMG I watched the video and he makes it say "fill me with your alpha seed" at the end! 😂😂
This doesn't involve me, but I want to literally crawl into the earth to hide in shame.
@@AliaD85same
Oh nah, just reading that makes me cringe inward into myself 😬🫥
@@rOvertJustice ikr
Literally one of the most uncanny things imaginable. The dude was just straight faced the whole time staring at command line read outs checking to make sure it was working correctly, all the while it's just bombarding him with insanely cringe sex talk
"Love doesn't malfunction" hurt me 💔
Imagine getting ad breaks while you're going at it... Well I guess it's a win win for the company and people who like edging
This would be a great Louis Rossman Part 2: Right to repair The Oriface 🤣
0:28 those few words I did not expect to hear together
*Don’t read my name….. 😮*
"the Orffice"
Charles my boy, you forgot a whole vowel.
that jump from Blippi to The Orifice was wild
Can't wait to try the RGBBJ functions
Everyone gangsta til the Orifice AI starts operating without consent
Gotta give him credit, I can imagine the Quantum Realm being pretty tight
You're already on their media tab on their website Charlie.
The fact that blippi was the last thing in search when it cuts to him learning about it is hilarious
“Orifice ready the world is not” - Yoda
gave me a good chuckle 9/10
*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*
*CRUNCH*
YOWWW!
The gamer lights really close the whole thing off, I'd expect nothing more
This was way more fun to watch that it should have been. I giggled way too much 🤣
From Blippy to "The Orifice" is an insane training arc
Mom said it's my turn with the Orifice
NO THAT'S HORRIBLE
That's so gross lol
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created.
Isn't that thing double ended?
@@nonameno5717 stop it. Get some help.