My daughter who is 28 is the one that sent me a video and I love it. I just love oh my goodness I hope he keeps doing what he’s doing because he’s a natural.❤❤
He makes me laugh so hard. I don’t know what it is, I’ve seen him in other videos too. I really really like this guy. He’s very talented and very funny.❤❤❤
Amen to the dogs thing, Pres Upton! Customer comes in with a friend who's holding a little furball. As I'm helping her with framing her artwork, the friend is hovering and my throat is closing. So, I ask her to please move to the end of the counter, telling her I'm allergic. She got angry... She asked for the manager... And she was wrong legally & morally cuz regular pets aren't allowed in the store. 🙂I just said, "bless your heart", and went back to helping my customer - who was offering her friend no back up. Prob wishing she'd left them in the car (🙄"Can't take Becky anywhere!") Oh, of course I paged the store manager for her. I needed Becky annoying someone else, somewhere else.
Dang, I saw this after the election. Brad would have had my vote. Shopping carts and dogs would have secured my vote. 2028 will be here before we know it.
I'm in the UK, so I watch the insanity from afar. But the dog one, hell yes! I come to US to vacation at Walt Disney World, so sue me. Your description of the jackasses who bring their pet dogs in with Amazon bought 'emotional support animal' badges on them is spot on. You're at the 'Happiest Place On Earth'! Miserable gits, but they do strut around like a five year old wanting you to notice their GI Joe doll, worse still is when they dress up their dogs like dolls.
I just moved into a condo with no pets allowed. I couldnt believe I saw an effing dog in the hallway. Turns out this ridiculous little terrier was indeed an emotional support dog for a big noisy smelly brute who deffo looks like a biker. WTAF? Ya got emotional problems, solve them with personal growth, not a toy animal.
I felt the same way when I saw a couple with 2 babies at Universal Studios. What in the world do you think 2 babies are going to do at a Florida theme park besides get second degree burns from the sun?
I'm voting for Brad! Y'all can stay home with your so called "service dogs" that bark and try to attack me 🤪 Nah I'm armed with wasp spray now. Go Brad!!!
I don't take my don't into stores with me to show him off. I take him with me because he helps me with anxiety. He's a Chihuahua and I carry him in a pouch on my chest. But I get what you're saying. I've had people bring huge dogs in the store and don't pay attention to them so they pee on things and scare people. I would never go into a restaurant with my dog or any place serving cooked food.
People that bring their dogs into public places are selfish and disrespectful to their fellow citizens. Dogs never came into public businesses until the past 20-25 years when we became a me first, selfish society. Dog people take advantage of our politeness not to say something. Some people dont like dogs. Dogs make some people nervous but you dont care, do you? Ive seen dogs fight in a brew pub. Ive seen a dog bite a child in a restaurant. Ive seen a dog shit in aisle of a supermarket and watch the owner walk away. Ive see a dog piss on a slot machine in a casino. You dont care. You and your dog are perfect. Leave your f****** dog at home.
I'd for sure vote for you!! But if your on disability, you need to bring your dog into public places. It's the law. These are called service dogs. They provide services for the person that disabled.
You can tell he’s a cat person he just has that “I’m jealous of people who love their dog’s” attitude. Hey it’s not my problem that you love your cat and your cat hates you
Brad, I heartily agree with the shopping cart rules, but the dog thing has to go. Yes, there are the annoying dog 'parents' who need to go but my last dog was better than having kids, of wihich I have two. And, I never wanted anyone to pet her or get too close. She didn't like other people and was such a joy in my sad, miserable life. Too bad I didn't see your name on my ballot.
I love your jokes, all except the dog ones… Pitbulls are not agressive even if there Is bacon in your pants, unless you taught them to be. And I have seen and even had to retrain cute little Shi Tzu dogs because their idiot owners think a little dog being agressive is “cute”, dogs learn what you teach them! And SERVICE dogs are not pets… Yes pets should stay out of stores restaurants and movie theaters. Service dogs HELP a human function in their daily life. Some help victims of PTSD but most help with mobility or sensory disabilities, and some help diabetics or epileptics to know before their human does, that a health crisis is impending. So, Brad 2024, keep the fart machines at home unless you NEED your service dog who happens to sometimes fart. Thanks!
Tough on crime. Pro 2nd amendment. Understands that there are differences in intellectual abilities between people and should be treated as such. Has common sense. Good so far...
@freedomlovingamerican5496 Yep, I underestimated the shear stupidity of Americans. There isn't another Democratic Nation that would even let him run for any office. Ironically, not even McDonald's would have hired a 34 times convicted felon as a fry cook. You fools have irreparably harmed America, but you're too short sighted to understand that. Truth is, I was laughing my ass of as the results came in. I'm an American who doesn't live in America. We tried to warn you...
@scottmccloud9029 Day 1 promise from President Elect Trump: To extend the 2017 Tax Cut for the Ultra-Wealthy that expires in 2025. So far that cut has prevented the IRS from collecting $1.3 Trillion dollars in taxes. Over the next 10 years it will save the Ultra-Wealthy a further $4 Trillion. That's what they do, they fool you relatively small amounts to distract you from the truth. Pretty sure they can't use Tax money to pay off Party debts; it's almost certainly illegal. For the sake of argument let's assume they can: $4,000,000,000,000 ÷ $20,000,000 = their Billionaire Tax Cut is 200,000 times the amount you're complaining about... Who's 🤣🤣🤣 now? Good job voting for the Billionaire and his Billionaire buddies. Keep telling yourself, you matter to them.
@@scottmccloud9029 Day 1 promise from President Elect Trump: To extend the 2017 Tax Cut for the Ultra-Wealthy that expires in 2025. So far that cut has prevented the IRS from collecting $1.3 Trillion dollars in taxes. Over the next 10 years it will save the Ultra-Wealthy a further $4 Trillion. That's what they do, they fool you relatively small amounts to distract you from the truth. Pretty sure they can't use Tax money to pay off Party debts; it's almost certainly illegal. For the sake of argument let's assume they can: $4,000,000,000,000 ÷ $20,000,000 = their Billionaire Tax Cut is 200,000 times the amount you're complaining about. Who's 🤣🤣🤣 now? Good job voting for the Billionaire and his Billionaire buddies. Keep telling yourself, you matter to them.
they have to put the carts back in the store anyway at some point, esp if weather is bad, leaving them anywhere doesn't help with their employment, just makes an already stressful job more annoying..
Brad Upton for president!!
This guy is a genius. And yes I vote for him.
My daughter who is 28 is the one that sent me a video and I love it. I just love oh my goodness I hope he keeps doing what he’s doing because he’s a natural.❤❤
He has my vote just on the phone idea.
Brad has picked up where George Carlin left off.
You have my 1.2 vote lol! Brad Upton 2024!!
He makes me laugh so hard. I don’t know what it is, I’ve seen him in other videos too. I really really like this guy. He’s very talented and very funny.❤❤❤
Upton for President 2028. Not now because your to young, but then you'll be 72 and entering your sweet spot. 👍
Got my vote.
Talking about shopping carts in the year 2024 I've got groceries delivered so there's your shopping cart😂😂😂😂😂
There's a skit he has done for you too 😂
@@bobbyberry5559 what skit
I just love your direct. pertinent POV
I've been waiting 60 years for Barry Goldwater to return.
AuH2O. 👍
Amen to the dogs thing, Pres Upton!
Customer comes in with a friend who's holding a little furball. As I'm helping her with framing her artwork, the friend is hovering and my throat is closing. So, I ask her to please move to the end of the counter, telling her I'm allergic. She got angry... She asked for the manager... And she was wrong legally & morally cuz regular pets aren't allowed in the store. 🙂I just said, "bless your heart", and went back to helping my customer - who was offering her friend no back up. Prob wishing she'd left them in the car (🙄"Can't take Becky anywhere!")
Oh, of course I paged the store manager for her. I needed Becky annoying someone else, somewhere else.
As a dog person, I agree. Do NOT bring your mobile fart machine to the local cafe...thank you.
Brad for Prez!
Dang, I saw this after the election. Brad would have had my vote. Shopping carts and dogs would have secured my vote. 2028 will be here before we know it.
Got my vote. Love other people’s dogs though
Yes to the dog thing!
I'll be voting for his speech on the 'dog people'.
I say let the dogs in and keep more people out!
It's why I don't own a PET. I'm Mark Harvey and I approve this message.
Breason
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm in the UK, so I watch the insanity from afar.
But the dog one, hell yes! I come to US to vacation at Walt Disney World, so sue me. Your description of the jackasses who bring their pet dogs in with Amazon bought 'emotional support animal' badges on them is spot on. You're at the 'Happiest Place On Earth'! Miserable gits, but they do strut around like a five year old wanting you to notice their GI Joe doll, worse still is when they dress up their dogs like dolls.
I just moved into a condo with no pets allowed. I couldnt believe I saw an effing dog in the hallway. Turns out this ridiculous little terrier was indeed an emotional support dog for a big noisy smelly brute who deffo looks like a biker. WTAF? Ya got emotional problems, solve them with personal growth, not a toy animal.
I felt the same way when I saw a couple with 2 babies at Universal Studios. What in the world do you think 2 babies are going to do at a Florida theme park besides get second degree burns from the sun?
Sad thing is, they can get patches, "legal" papers online. Really stupid
Ruins it for the people that really need the services.
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I'm voting for Brad! Y'all can stay home with your so called "service dogs" that bark and try to attack me 🤪 Nah I'm armed with wasp spray now. Go Brad!!!
prayer
LORD please bless brads heart and health, in Jesus name amen
Probably need to tweak material, but you’re a comic genius.
I am all for Natural Selection!
Darwin worked hard on that survival of the fittest let's give it a try as election platform in aus uk and usa
I don't take my don't into stores with me to show him off. I take him with me because he helps me with anxiety. He's a Chihuahua and I carry him in a pouch on my chest. But I get what you're saying. I've had people bring huge dogs in the store and don't pay attention to them so they pee on things and scare people. I would never go into a restaurant with my dog or any place serving cooked food.
DOGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE ACCEPTED.....PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM...
People that bring their dogs into public places are selfish and disrespectful to their fellow citizens. Dogs never came into public businesses until the past 20-25 years when we became a me first, selfish society. Dog people take advantage of our politeness not to say something. Some people dont like dogs. Dogs make some people nervous but you dont care, do you? Ive seen dogs fight in a brew pub. Ive seen a dog bite a child in a restaurant. Ive seen a dog shit in aisle of a supermarket and watch the owner walk away. Ive see a dog piss on a slot machine in a casino. You dont care. You and your dog are perfect. Leave your f****** dog at home.
People ill-equipped for the responsibility are def the problem.
Exact same is true for children and parenting.
Whó is he talking about? Í feel as íf í am the guy he is making fun of lol haha
Yea. Where are you at on real trained service animals?
I agree with everything, common sense is gone
I'd for sure vote for you!!
But if your on disability, you need to bring your dog into public places. It's the law. These are called service dogs. They provide services for the person that disabled.
Ah....no you don't.
You can tell he’s a cat person he just has that “I’m jealous of people who love their dog’s” attitude. Hey it’s not my problem that you love your cat and your cat hates you
Brad, I heartily agree with the shopping cart rules, but the dog thing has to go. Yes, there are the annoying dog 'parents' who need to go but my last dog was better than having kids, of wihich I have two. And, I never wanted anyone to pet her or get too close. She didn't like other people and was such a joy in my sad, miserable life. Too bad I didn't see your name on my ballot.
I love your jokes, all except the dog ones…
Pitbulls are not agressive even if there Is bacon in your pants, unless you taught them to be. And I have seen and even had to retrain cute little Shi Tzu dogs because their idiot owners think a little dog being agressive is “cute”, dogs learn what you teach them!
And SERVICE dogs are not pets… Yes pets should stay out of stores restaurants and movie theaters. Service dogs HELP a human function in their daily life. Some help victims of PTSD but most help with mobility or sensory disabilities, and some help diabetics or epileptics to know before their human does, that a health crisis is impending.
So, Brad 2024, keep the fart machines at home unless you NEED your service dog who happens to sometimes fart.
Thanks!
dogs are just an avenue that doesn't have a comical gain. dogs re cool. humans are worse.
this man is way too young, healthy and also too moderate to be president.
This doesn't make the grade. Certainly not for Brad.
I’m not going to sleep tonight.
@@bradupton2563 Love your show, Brad. When are you coming to Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater?
Oct 19
I was with you until you started dissin' my dog. She's cleaner, smarter and nicer than 99% of the people I see.
I don’t doubt that but she doesn’t belong in stores, malls, restaurants, casinos, airports, etc. Leave her home.
@@bradupton2563 I’m with you leave the damn dog at home.
Agreed my dog has every right to be around me other people however they can f@%k themselves and yes I do feel this way about everyone
You seem fun.
He didn't do anything to your dog. It was ALL dogs in general. He innocent way said "jber9569" get over it, sissy
Tough on crime. Pro 2nd amendment. Understands that there are differences in intellectual abilities between people and should be treated as such. Has common sense.
Good so far...
Sorry, you gonna have to wait your turn. Kamala has 8 years as President first.
This comment didn't age to well 😂
@freedomlovingamerican5496 Yep, I underestimated the shear stupidity of Americans.
There isn't another Democratic Nation that would even let him run for any office.
Ironically, not even McDonald's would have hired a 34 times convicted felon as a fry cook.
You fools have irreparably harmed America, but you're too short sighted to understand that.
Truth is, I was laughing my ass of as the results came in. I'm an American who doesn't live in America. We tried to warn you...
🤣🤣🤣 She's still trying to pay off a 20 million dollar debt. 🤣🤣🤣
Thankfully she can't do that with our tax dollars, now.
@scottmccloud9029 Day 1 promise from President Elect Trump: To extend the 2017 Tax Cut for the Ultra-Wealthy that expires in 2025.
So far that cut has prevented the IRS from collecting $1.3 Trillion dollars in taxes.
Over the next 10 years it will save the Ultra-Wealthy a further $4 Trillion. That's what they do, they fool you relatively small amounts to distract you from the truth.
Pretty sure they can't use Tax money to pay off Party debts; it's almost certainly illegal. For the sake of argument let's assume they can:
$4,000,000,000,000 ÷ $20,000,000 = their Billionaire Tax Cut is 200,000 times the amount you're complaining about...
Who's 🤣🤣🤣 now? Good job voting for the Billionaire and his Billionaire buddies. Keep telling yourself, you matter to them.
@@scottmccloud9029 Day 1 promise from President Elect Trump: To extend the 2017 Tax Cut for the Ultra-Wealthy that expires in 2025.
So far that cut has prevented the IRS from collecting $1.3 Trillion dollars in taxes.
Over the next 10 years it will save the Ultra-Wealthy a further $4 Trillion. That's what they do, they fool you relatively small amounts to distract you from the truth.
Pretty sure they can't use Tax money to pay off Party debts; it's almost certainly illegal. For the sake of argument let's assume they can:
$4,000,000,000,000 ÷ $20,000,000 = their Billionaire Tax Cut is 200,000 times the amount you're complaining about.
Who's 🤣🤣🤣 now? Good job voting for the Billionaire and his Billionaire buddies. Keep telling yourself, you matter to them.
Change the dog stance or lose too many of the dog people votes.
I like you. I'll give you my support if Trump loses.
It will be too late by than my friend. If Trump loses, Biden will win
Ok. I am sorry. I leave shopping carts anywhere to provide employment for others. I'm not homeless and stealing them
So the high IQ gene passed you by...
they have to put the carts back in the store anyway at some point, esp if weather is bad, leaving them anywhere doesn't help with their employment, just makes an already stressful job more annoying..
Funny... the dog thing... ehh... True service dogs... allowed...
Not these emotional support ones...
So...not many Democrats will have standing?
Elon Musk for Dictator president He'll tell you . Smartest guy on the planet
Born in South Africa so he can’t be president. 10 kids with five women….he’s an idiot 😂
Apartheid grifter💩