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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  2 роки тому +1523

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  • @HeyLookImGerman
    @HeyLookImGerman 2 роки тому +11676

    I always wondered why Bruce Willis seemingly fell off for no reason and did all these B movies back-to-back. Finding out he has aphasia makes me respect the fact he's tanking his career to save a nest egg for his family.

  • @gloomball9128
    @gloomball9128 2 роки тому +2205

    Majority of his movies being "Bruce Willis is separated from the group/offscreen for most of the movie" made a lot more sense now
    Gotta respect the grind

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 2 роки тому +1169

    The virgin high-profile actor
    > tight schedule
    > always has to compare scripts, and analyzes whether he's the right fit for the role and if he'd be able to pull off a good enough and memorable performance, to justify him taking part in it - or if he should rather star in some other production this theatrical year
    > constantly has to lose/gain weight, dye hair, or change their appearance for the role
    > has to argue with casting and PR agents all the time
    The chad Bruce Willis
    > appears on set for only a few days, because it's like his 10th film this year
    > barely blurts out a few words, can be seen in the actual film for less than 10 minutes
    > can even drink from his flask when filming the actual scene, and no one seems to give a shit
    > refuses to elaborate, leaves

  • @nickpineau4139
    @nickpineau4139 2 роки тому +1076

    Fun Fact: Frank Sinatra was offered the lead role in Die Hard, despite being in his 70s. The reason being the producers were contractually obligated to offer him the role, since Die Hard is the sequel to a movie Sinatra starred in called the Detective.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +8649

    You've surely broken a record for most amount of Bruce Willis content watched by a single person

    • @JokeURL
      @JokeURL 2 роки тому +14

      ok

    • @heyguysiguessthatsit4610
      @heyguysiguessthatsit4610 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @netapel2625
      @netapel2625 2 роки тому +6

      Do a pokemon bw2 soul-link nuzlock on challenge mode please. It's my favourite game in the series and i don't see anybody playing the challenge mode on UA-cam.

    • @Problematist
      @Problematist 2 роки тому +131

      Only rivaled by RalphTheMovieMaker

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 2 роки тому +101

      Ahem,
      I present Red Letter Media

  • @WalkinChristum
    @WalkinChristum 2 роки тому +2784

    I feel so bad that you to go through these movies lol

    • @virdixxii8341
      @virdixxii8341 2 роки тому +12

      what

    • @LeftForUni
      @LeftForUni 2 роки тому +6

      bro just the amount of editing he had to do is way more than him having to go through these movies

    • @LeftForUni
      @LeftForUni 2 роки тому +1

      i dont understand how the hell he can edit such long videos he's an insane content creator

    • @shinramune9002
      @shinramune9002 Рік тому

      ​@@LeftForUni i know the subscribers are joking but i wish they were little more supportive or appreciative and not roast him for a minute

  • @ForgieDusker
    @ForgieDusker Рік тому +230

    i never knew Wild Wild West was rated so poorly. i recall fondly helping my mom move in a cramped toyota pickup truck, 3 or 4 trips at 45 minutes between stops, with 3 people in a 2-person cab, with the Wild Wild West soundtrack on CD playing the whole way. strange how the weirdest things can burrow their way into your brain and leave a permanent impact, huh?

    • @ArtemievofSufni
      @ArtemievofSufni Рік тому +30

      I genuinely love that movie for it's steampunk western aesthetics, the CGI was pretty good for it's time and kinda still holds up, and the comedy and acting for the most parts was also great. I really don't see why it has such a low score and I was kinda baffled when Pryo got to that part.

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace Рік тому +8

      every will smith movie from the era where he recorded songs for the end credits is a certified banger

    • @1oneguythat
      @1oneguythat 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bruhbbawallaceyuuup

  • @maxgraivier2024
    @maxgraivier2024 2 роки тому +27

    1:47. Weirdly enough, Stallone and Ford weren’t the first choices to play John McClain either. The book the film was based on was a sequel to another book/movie starring Frank Sinatra, so they had to legally ask him if he wanted the role of John McClain first.

  • @gpbarky0124
    @gpbarky0124 2 роки тому +3081

    My grandad has aphasia. He can’t speak, walk and barley move and it sucks to see Bruce going through this silently and being laughed at unintentionally. So anyone with aphasia out there and if on the off chance you’re reading this. I wish you all the luck in the world truly

    • @EarlHare
      @EarlHare 2 роки тому +67

      I still enjoyed a few of his later movies, even if they were terrible, they had their moments and it's interesting to see what people can do with limited time/budget. But I don't think Bruce minds all that much that people are making fun of them, I think he was doing it for the love of making movies and to make as much cash as he could in as short a time as possible.

    • @fridge713
      @fridge713 2 роки тому +6

      @@EarlHare true, gotta get some.before you cant get any at all

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +66

      Keep in mind, if a movie's bad, the actor's trauma doesn't save the movie from being bad. It's more than okay to laugh at a bad movie and feel empathy for an actor's suffering at the same time.
      I love Bruce's 80s and 90s movies. He'll always have a place of honor on my shelf. But his 2000s films really are just straight garbage.

    • @gpbarky0124
      @gpbarky0124 2 роки тому +4

      @@mithras666 there are different forms of it I’m pretty sure

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 2 роки тому +4

      @@gpbarky0124 No. I think his grandfather had a stroke which can affect numerous amounts of bodily functions. But Aphasia is definitely almost always present.

  • @frogfolkarereal
    @frogfolkarereal 2 роки тому +1577

    My father actually did set work for breach, and it is actually true that Bruce Willis gets from an lines through a ear piece. The ship interiors that aren't CGI are basically just a paint ball arena set up, the walls are wood and Styrofoam and from what I know the floors were just the floors of the big industrial white warehouse they were filming in. He also played a nameless zombie in it.

    • @Synthetically
      @Synthetically 2 роки тому +21

      bro that's so cool

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 2 роки тому +61

      I got a big industrial white warehouse right here😉(I suffer from extreme achromasia and currently have sun burns all over my abnormally large genital)

    • @olsnow3448
      @olsnow3448 2 роки тому +10

      Oh god the “My father” and “My grandfather” comments are starting to become a youtube thing now.

    • @frogfolkarereal
      @frogfolkarereal 2 роки тому +39

      @@olsnow3448 I actually didn't even know this was like a popular thing people did, I just remembered this when I saw it in the thumbnail.

    • @w1r3d
      @w1r3d 2 роки тому +4

      i sense cap

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 Рік тому +50

    The only thing I remember from Cosmic Sin was the 7 foot tall jacked guy in armor they had stomp around as an alien general type character who was genuinely kind of intimidating compared to the rest of the characters because he was a good physical actor with expressive body language that compensated for the fact that he never spoke. I hope the actor who played him gets better roles.

  • @rinanderson9444
    @rinanderson9444 2 роки тому +8

    My father has aphasia and it is really sad to witness. Aside from watching my father struggle trying to talk coherently he was assumed to be drunk while trying to make a purchase at a gas station it breaks my heart seeing these things happen to my father. Since Bruce Willis has come out with aphasia more people understand my father or at least that he is ill and it's much easier to explain my father has what Bruce Willis has. I wish I could say more I have so many thoughts on this but for the sake of sanity I would just like to say people can be struggling with illness either mental or physical and please be kind and understanding as the daughter of a loving father seeing people look down on him when I know how smart and strong he is really fucks with me. I am also greatful to Bruce Willis because him coming out with aphasia has made people more understanding toward my father and helps soothe some of that heartache ❤

  • @rexone4863
    @rexone4863 2 роки тому +6514

    He’s making tierlists now, guys he’s slowing turning into Jschlatt guys

    • @esa6321
      @esa6321 2 роки тому +136

      Guys this is so sad...

    • @ryanchatham9971
      @ryanchatham9971 2 роки тому

      Bri’ish Jschlatt

    • @nade7242
      @nade7242 2 роки тому +65

      "pyro"

    • @kweep1
      @kweep1 2 роки тому +59

      Here before he deletes this comment

    • @ItsME-ck7zg
      @ItsME-ck7zg 2 роки тому +56

      Jschynical

  • @ember_Matic
    @ember_Matic 2 роки тому +780

    Don’t forget that Bruce Willis played in one of the best movies created by man, over the hedge, where he plays a talking raccoon

    • @roooobbed
      @roooobbed 2 роки тому +51

      Ive seen that movie 30+ times

    • @Manjan01
      @Manjan01 2 роки тому +65

      Over the hedge is a classified banger

    • @LenaHyena
      @LenaHyena 2 роки тому +18

      I've seen that movie over 15 times when I was younger and only now am I finding that out

    • @cosmicpanda7043
      @cosmicpanda7043 2 роки тому +16

      I still watch that every now and again; probably seen it 50+ times. A perfect dose of mid-2000s aesthetics

    • @chukadoo1871
      @chukadoo1871 2 роки тому +4

      wow so many "checkmarks" in the comments!

  • @Cobalt_
    @Cobalt_ Рік тому +12

    The woman who did the acting for the girl in the rain with the journal is actually a really good actress. She was the main character in one of my favourite zombie series called Black Summer. An absolute gem of a show.

  • @chris-um2sh
    @chris-um2sh 2 роки тому +4

    I had a migraine so bad I had temporary aphasia, and it was terrifying to say the least. Imagine wanting to write a sentence but 2 or 3 words in you'd forget the next word you wanted to write no matter how hard you were concentrating. And then when you eventually type something out, it's practically incoherent and only conveys a quarter of what you were trying to say at BEST. It is truly awful.

  • @genoob5843
    @genoob5843 2 роки тому +1887

    I respect that you brought up Bruce’s diagnosis that was part of the reason why he slowly began to fell off, making this video more about why the movies are bad and not the actor as a whole.

    • @kush6846
      @kush6846 2 роки тому +69

      I had always thought he just became jaded and was uninterested in making good films. Hopefully he doing good.

    • @mfft627
      @mfft627 2 роки тому +32

      Killer Queen
      12 hours ago
      I respect the hell out of u bringing to light Bruce's diagnosis as it makes this less of a Bruce fell off video and more of a what shitty movies video

    • @scottishserf1926
      @scottishserf1926 2 роки тому +3

      @@mfft627 ^^

    • @ctpp64
      @ctpp64 2 роки тому +12

      i mean he can't really make it a "bruce willis bad" video anyways considering bruce is in these movies for like 3 minutes each lol

    • @wodthehunter8145
      @wodthehunter8145 2 роки тому

      Bruce Willis is almost 70 years old. Dude has plenty of money, Is shitting out bad films to hoard more, and has had a reputation as a lazy, greedy fuck head long before he started shilling out the direct to video tax exemptions. I don't give a shit if it's alzheimers, dementia or whatever else. Just because he's sick doesn't mean I have to respect him as an artist, when hes a greedy asshole. You can be sick, and still just a rude prick ya know? Bruce Willis isn't some tragedy to cry over. Thats life. You get old and shit happens. He was lucky to have a job where he could be such a rich entitled asshole and get away with it, that doen't mean he deserves to be defended when his mental faculties fail and he's still churning out bullshit bad films for 20 years. Imagine making that excuse for a doctor or pilot. Just go home Bruce, ya greedy fuck. You're not exactly living in skid row. I usually side with pc arguments, but I dont understand why people defend this guy.

  • @cadelittle7365
    @cadelittle7365 2 роки тому +630

    As someone who has lived with a family member declining with aphasia, it's like watching someone die a little every day, and honestly the fact he was able to do any of this is incredibly impressive and he has all of my respect.

  • @grzyb11
    @grzyb11 Місяць тому +2

    16:31
    „cover me”
    >doesn’t wait for cover

  • @wild6702
    @wild6702 2 роки тому +27

    Just some of the music I recognised.
    1:15 Risk of rain 2 theme
    4:02 Darkwood - Morning
    14:50 Ghostrunner - Let them know
    17:32 TF2 - Carnival of Carnage
    36:41 HL2 - Triage at dawn

    • @verververververver
      @verververververver 2 роки тому +2

      There's some Max Payne 3 music sprinkled in too. "Painkiller" specifically

    • @thepatterpatrol26
      @thepatterpatrol26 2 роки тому +4

      THANK YOU SM I WANTED TO KNOW THE SONG AT 1:15 IT SOUNDED SO GOOD WHEN I WAS STONNED

    • @norvillebanksta
      @norvillebanksta 2 роки тому +1

      6:40 Dishonored theme

    • @earthtoIauren
      @earthtoIauren 2 роки тому

      I lost the time stamp, but there's some Killing Floor 2 music/sound effects in there too!

    • @veteranscout1021
      @veteranscout1021 Рік тому +1

      Bit late on this but at 8:22 less than a second of Black Ops 1 - Damned
      11:09 Borderlands 2 - Mad Moxxi’s Bar Music
      12:40 Portal 2 - Don’t Do It
      13:52 Dead Rising 2 - Fortune’s Delight
      15:40 Bully - Vendetta Preps
      19:29 Dead Ops Arcade Main Theme
      21:04 Beauty Of Annihilation - Cod Zombies
      21:57 Richtofen FireSale Song
      22:24 Black Ops 2 - Shadows (Club Solar)
      27:22 Bully - Help Gary
      32:05 Quick Revive Perk Jingle
      32:58 Far Cry 3 - Pirate Outpost
      34:10 Half Life 2 - Lab Practium
      34:40 Left 4 Dead - Left For Death
      39:07 Beauty Of Annihilation Repeat
      46:48 Overwatch - Time Is Running Out
      50:48 Modern Warfare 2 - Same Shit, Different Day
      51:18 Modern Warfare 2 - Remember, No Russian
      57:28 Black Ops 1 - Pentagon
      1:00:40 Help Gary Repeat
      Those were all the ones I recognised.

  • @ninthdoctor7918
    @ninthdoctor7918 2 роки тому +1117

    I'm annoyed that Pyro is subverting our expectation and actually following his upload schedule instead of breaking it 0.2 nanoseconds after he makes it.

    • @matthewbaang8749
      @matthewbaang8749 2 роки тому +60

      Relax, he'll go on a 6 month hiatus soon after because he'll be battling for a lawsuit and lose 100k for bail

    • @atharvakunte2662
      @atharvakunte2662 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/2DFuxBTU63M/v-deo.html

    • @rustybench3334
      @rustybench3334 2 роки тому +2

      But how long will it last

  • @killerqueen873
    @killerqueen873 2 роки тому +768

    I respect the hell out of u bringing to light Bruce's diagnosis as it makes this less of a Bruce fell off video and more of a what shitty movies video

  • @dudemp4
    @dudemp4 Рік тому +5

    24:39 i cant even tell if it's edited in anymore

  • @hellxapo5740
    @hellxapo5740 Рік тому +8

    8:54 The average Oblivion NPC conversation.

  • @jasg7894
    @jasg7894 2 роки тому +917

    I've had bouts of aphasia myself and it's scary. You think you're saying the right word but other words come out or you slur your speech kind of and it drawls. It would definitely inhibit an actor quite a lot since speaking and emoting is a huge part of their vocation.

    • @confusedzebra3161
      @confusedzebra3161 2 роки тому +44

      Emoting? Like fortnite?!

    • @HunterLikesFilms
      @HunterLikesFilms 2 роки тому +124

      Hasn’t been an hour since this comment and the replies are cancerous.

    • @3u-n3ma_r1-c0
      @3u-n3ma_r1-c0 2 роки тому +1

      @@HunterLikesFilms lmfao tru

    • @joyce8120
      @joyce8120 2 роки тому

      @@HunterLikesFilms genuinely

    • @yeetbagmcgee9376
      @yeetbagmcgee9376 2 роки тому +18

      How do you have bouts of aphasia? I thought it was just caused due to strokes or brain damage

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV 2 роки тому +1353

    Too bad Trauma Center wasn't based on the games. I would KILL to see doctors using Anime Superpowers to stop time & fix hemorrhages against viruses that do fusion dances and release chemicals into the bloodstream _specifically_ to stop the doctors operating on them!

    • @thing8357
      @thing8357 2 роки тому +26

      But they were fun as hell!

    • @joemarais7683
      @joemarais7683 2 роки тому

      You know Netflix would license the IP, turn it into an edgy Gray's Anatomy, make the viruses into what Republicans think Covid 19 is (a bad cold manufactured by China) and then turn Healing Touch into the doctor just holding his hand over a patient and bright light coming out, resolving from an open surgery to completely healed skin.
      I really want to see that version.

    • @poni5359
      @poni5359 2 роки тому +13

      I think the movie just shared a name and wasn't meant to be an adaptation of the games.

    • @fwapkiwami
      @fwapkiwami 2 роки тому +38

      Most normal ATLUS game plot

    • @beegyoshi6525
      @beegyoshi6525 2 роки тому +4

      The Good Doctor gives me Trauma Centre vibes, except for the viruses fighting back part

  • @I_like_big_bombs
    @I_like_big_bombs Рік тому +4

    I have aphasia as a symptom of frequent daily migraines, and I will agree with even this less severe form. Very annoying to deal with. It sucks to be listening to someone speak, or trying to read something, and words stop existing for a moment and I'm left to ask someone to repeat a question several times, until I comprehend it, or they get visibly annoyed.

  • @r.3802
    @r.3802 2 роки тому +3

    sepia as "any American show ever set in Mexico" is strangely accurate lol

  • @zkmarkov2984
    @zkmarkov2984 2 роки тому +359

    If you look closely, you'll notice that Bruce Willis is actually in the cast of some of these movies

  • @thetimestampguy9109
    @thetimestampguy9109 2 роки тому +364

    Intro: 0:00 - 1:06
    Die hard: 1:07 - 3:23
    The hairline era: 3:24 - 4:01
    The malding era: 4:02 - 10:08
    The tier list explanation: 10:09 - 11:06
    Sponsor: 11:07 - 13:18
    10 minutes gone: 13:19 - 14:11
    Motherless brooklen: 14:12 - 14:50
    Trauma center: 14:51 - 16:12
    Hard kill: 16:13 - 17:31
    Survive the knight: 17:32 - 19:27
    Anti-life: 19:28 - 22:29
    Cosmic sin: 22:30 - 25:48
    Midnight in the switchgrass: 25:49 - 28:41
    Out of death: 28:42 - 32:22
    Survive the game: 32:33 - 37:38
    Apex: 37:89 - 46:48
    Deadlock: 46:49 - 47:15(?)
    Fortress: 47:16 - 52:18
    American Siege: 52:19 - 54:05
    Gasoline alley: 54:06 - 57:26
    A day to die: 57:27 - 1:02:37
    Outro: 1:02:38 - 1:03:32

    • @TrueIdjiot
      @TrueIdjiot 2 роки тому +14

      Thank you, Timestamp Guy, very cool.

    • @melonater3273
      @melonater3273 2 роки тому +4

      very epic

    • @protvgamingalbert1510
      @protvgamingalbert1510 2 роки тому +4

      Sponsor is definetly one of the movie i've ever seen

    • @BardyYasha
      @BardyYasha 2 роки тому +2

      @@protvgamingalbert1510 this sponsor was wild

    • @fishyfish1917
      @fishyfish1917 2 роки тому +1

      its malding not molding lol

  • @TidalChris
    @TidalChris 2 роки тому +7

    Pyro: "For the two cops I'm giving this a B tier"
    Also Pyro: 33:18

  • @Samiju
    @Samiju 2 роки тому +50

    I'm glad Pyro is being this respectful while still being able to make jokes and make us laugh.
    Take that people who say "hUmOuR iS dEaD".

  • @expoogaloo
    @expoogaloo 2 роки тому +1402

    Risk of rain music is always good. Really liking the direction pyro is taking making his main channel for longer scripted videos and the other channel for normal commentary and stream highlights

    • @abogmus8904
      @abogmus8904 2 роки тому +44

      oh so it is RoR music. picked up the game 2 days ago, was wondering why the music sounds so familiar

    • @chilliad2928
      @chilliad2928 2 роки тому +1

      true

    • @chilliad2928
      @chilliad2928 2 роки тому +4

      @@abogmus8904 always play monsoon

    • @Tomoko690
      @Tomoko690 2 роки тому

      shit game shit music

    • @zackschilling4376
      @zackschilling4376 2 роки тому +19

      LOVE Risk of Rain period, but the music is a big part of it. Its one of the few game sill buy for whatever system I have - Terraria is another one that fits that category.

  • @DanielPinheiroo
    @DanielPinheiroo 2 роки тому +477

    why almost every Bruce Willis bad movie has a name kinda based from "Die Hard"?
    like: "Hard Kill" or "A day to die", or even "Cosmic Sin", is it supposed to make you think is a "Sin City" sequel?

    • @meilikino
      @meilikino 2 роки тому +24

      @@spooderpig5706 🤓

    • @niggussimmals9649
      @niggussimmals9649 2 роки тому +16

      @@spooderpig5706 goofy ah comment

    • @alexh2797
      @alexh2797 2 роки тому

      Goofy ah uncle

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 2 роки тому +3

      Can't speak on Bruce Willis title's naming convention, but I've heard that Seagall has a deal in his contracts where his movies titles need to continue off his name, as a "descriptor" to his character.
      Steven Seagall is "Out for Justice"
      Steven Seagall is "A Good Man"
      Steven Seagall is "Born To Kill"(I'm running out of example off the top of my head, and I'm honestly not even sure the last one is a movie title lol, but you get the picture)
      Take it with a grain of salt though, because I know there's at least 2-3 movies of his that don't follow this rule.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 2 роки тому +1

      Kill Die: The Hard Kill Die Days

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +4

    33:36
    i would try to make this dialogue better, but i have no idea wtf they're even talking about. the topic of the conversation is so vague that even if i got a small grasp of what they're trying to say, i'd need to completely rewrite this scene to make it fit better with the topic

  • @hobojo1
    @hobojo1 2 роки тому +7

    Day 2645. I am clinically ill. I have watched every video that is over 1 hour long and cannot stop rewatching them, but that thing… Fat Cry 3, it scares me, as I have rewatched it 20 times. Please, end my suffering… by uploading more.
    Keep it up hot Karen

  • @Brad02K
    @Brad02K 2 роки тому +1587

    After knowing about his illness, it makes so much sense, he’s has so many great films tho in Pulp Fiction, Moonrise Kingdom, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, 12 Monkeys, The Fifth Element, Looper, Sin City, Planet Terror & the Die Hard movies. Glass, Armageddon, The Expendables & Red were passable too. Definitely check them out if you’re unfamiliar

    • @spiky_haired_kid
      @spiky_haired_kid 2 роки тому +53

      not to mention over the hedge

    • @chaisrocha9853
      @chaisrocha9853 2 роки тому +22

      I loved red definitely in my top 10 Bruce Willis films

    • @SmittyEtho
      @SmittyEtho 2 роки тому +4

      Red was so good

    • @barakaafrobama6519
      @barakaafrobama6519 2 роки тому +13

      Red was passable? Red was one of his best modern action films 😂

    • @Thomas-rk4rl
      @Thomas-rk4rl 2 роки тому +7

      Red slapped hard

  • @benredmond3
    @benredmond3 2 роки тому +435

    A really intelligent choice starting off the list with “10 minutes gone” after we’ve lost over 10 minutes of our lives to the intro. We’ll played, sir.

  • @squiggle8333
    @squiggle8333 Рік тому +4

    26:55 aren’t mgk and Meagan fox engaged now 💀

  • @bewisoffical
    @bewisoffical Рік тому +1

    Drinking game: Take a sip every time he references Nazi zombies

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay 2 роки тому +1470

    Damn, i never knew he was sick...Shit is making me heartbroken, he's a childhood favorite and I'm glad i know why he didn't appear in good movies lately. Get well Bruce.

    • @milknodev
      @milknodev 2 роки тому +16

      That was one of the comments ever!

    • @fxtchmetheirsoulz
      @fxtchmetheirsoulz 2 роки тому +63

      who is shit and why is he making heartbroken

    • @Kalterkard
      @Kalterkard 2 роки тому +1

      @@milknodev Underrated reply.

    • @milknodev
      @milknodev 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kalterkard that was a reply!!!1111!111

    • @ricki399
      @ricki399 2 роки тому +18

      you can't recover from aphasia, he will be with it for the rest of his life. that's why he will never be back to making movies

  • @ThePyschicBuzz
    @ThePyschicBuzz 2 роки тому +127

    The fucking joy of realizing that this is a main channel instead of the live one actually got me down bad

  • @streamingforautism126
    @streamingforautism126 Рік тому +3

    11:08 advertisement

  • @TheRealWalterWhite311
    @TheRealWalterWhite311 Рік тому +2

    9 months later and Bruce Willis now has dementia

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 2 роки тому +460

    “We live in a world where entertainment is fueled more than space exploration.” You know, I’ve never thought about that fact and now that you mention it, Pyro, that’s EXTREMELY depressing…

    • @EuropeanGameClub
      @EuropeanGameClub 2 роки тому +18

      We truly live in a society

    • @derekisludicrous9203
      @derekisludicrous9203 2 роки тому +12

      No it's not?

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming 2 роки тому +21

      @@derekisludicrous9203 yes it is?

    • @derekisludicrous9203
      @derekisludicrous9203 2 роки тому +8

      @@naranciagaming that's not depressing at all.

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming 2 роки тому +8

      @@derekisludicrous9203 I'd say humanity taking another couple decades or even centuries to establish colonies on other planets is pretty depressing, the moon probably should've been colonized by now

  • @garretdyel
    @garretdyel 2 роки тому +522

    pyro used his income from the ad purely on the ad

    • @Payvel
      @Payvel 2 роки тому

      0 Revenue 0 Bitches 7 Counts of Sexual Furry Roleplay on Discord with a Minor

    • @xenen9797
      @xenen9797 2 роки тому +1

      What is garret doing here. Lmao love the apex late videos brw

    • @xenen9797
      @xenen9797 2 роки тому +2

      *btw

    • @okaysurefinewhatever
      @okaysurefinewhatever 2 роки тому +1

      purley

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 роки тому +7

      @@xenen9797 go learn how to edit comments

  • @Entrosed
    @Entrosed 2 роки тому +11

    I absolutely loved the animation you did for the opera ad it was amazing and hilarious you and internet historian are the only people that get me to to actually watch the sponsors ads 😂

  • @andrewnoble9351
    @andrewnoble9351 10 місяців тому +2

    anyone hear the quiet cruelty squad music 7:00

    • @YeUnreleased13
      @YeUnreleased13 10 місяців тому +1

      yeh after watching his cruelty squad video and playing the game ive noticed he references it a bit, he did in his tall girl 2 vid and his kane and lynch vid

  • @yeahiconquerworldsofficial
    @yeahiconquerworldsofficial 2 роки тому +238

    Loved the animation in the sponsored segment, dude. You’re probably the only person I watch the ads for because you put so much effort into them.

    • @johnbright6982
      @johnbright6982 2 роки тому +10

      check out the internet historian stuff, those things are sometimes better than the actual rest of the video

    • @Miro_1325
      @Miro_1325 2 роки тому +6

      @@johnbright6982
      It’s gotten to the point where I’m more excited for the sponsor ad than I am the rest of the video.

    • @123evilwolf
      @123evilwolf 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnbright6982 probably the reason why pyro is doing it now, it's just a good and interesting way of doing ads

  • @zacheastwood7484
    @zacheastwood7484 2 роки тому +283

    Cosmic Sin is one of the worst films ever made and I paid to see it at the cinemas. It dropped my standards so low that when I saw Mortal Combat, which came out around the same time, it ended up being the best movie I saw last year and I've never even played the games.

    • @LovingRonin
      @LovingRonin 2 роки тому +3

      That movie was okay (Mortal Kombat i mean)

    • @phud420
      @phud420 2 роки тому +20

      Please play the games, if you're willing. They're WAY better than the movie, the movie wasn't faithful to the source material at all

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 2 роки тому +1

      Huh, you can say that about pretty much any video-game movie.

    • @houtarouoreki1225
      @houtarouoreki1225 Рік тому

      video game movies work well as soli movies. not inspired movies.

    • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
      @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 Рік тому

      Don't wanna be the old = good, new = bad kinda guy, but the new MK games are awful ( 10 and 11 mostly). They're just so so bad. Mk9 was the last decent game in the series and that is a decade old. They have butchered the story and the characters now.

  • @civetmink9060
    @civetmink9060 2 роки тому +3

    One time at a Comic-Con I was in a quiz. And the people in last got three movies. One that got a 0 score on rotten tomatoes and 2 that were disowned by the actors in it. The only one remember is the green lantern movie.

  • @alexandermichels5620
    @alexandermichels5620 2 роки тому +3

    Literally appeasing every video game fan with that sponsor. Borderlands 2 bar music, apex doors and bloodhound, jack cooper, terraria music.

  • @AlfieAnimations
    @AlfieAnimations 2 роки тому +138

    another HOUR LONG pyro video? this guy is on a roll

  • @inconspicuousrobot2685
    @inconspicuousrobot2685 2 роки тому +263

    The animation in the sponsor segment is honestly good, he’s definitely improved

    • @JokeURL
      @JokeURL 2 роки тому +3

      ok

    • @inconspicuousrobot2685
      @inconspicuousrobot2685 2 роки тому +33

      @@JokeURL great insight, you’ve definitely opened my eyes in that one

    • @chaoz7370
      @chaoz7370 2 роки тому +15

      I couldnt find any credits in the description, editing is one thing, animation is a whole other deal, so to see him pull this off is insane

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 2 роки тому +20

      Did Pyro himself make it? It genuinely looks very charming and like quite some time and skill went into it at least.

    • @_m1k0
      @_m1k0 2 роки тому +23

      It looks similar to the animation that FUNKe uses for his avatar in his videos, but I think he made it himself maybe inspired

  • @dennisooki
    @dennisooki 2 роки тому +2

    Pyro's ads are gold I'd watch them as stand-alone vids

  • @scribeslendy595
    @scribeslendy595 Рік тому +4

    Got cast as John McClane in a parody version of Die Hard while studying abroad in the UK, entirely because I was the only American in the theater group
    Getting to ham up one of my favorite characters was my peak theater experience.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Рік тому +1

      Won’t lie, I would actually watch that. I’m a fan of Die Hard and I’m familiar with a few parodies on the first film.

    • @scribeslendy595
      @scribeslendy595 Рік тому +1

      @Hotel Mosk then I have good news for you, I have a recording up on my channel! People keep watching it thinking it's the real movie then getting super assmad in the comments about it.
      it was genuinely a blast, every semester they do a parody, so it's quite hyped up. I'm not sure who's more drunk, the cast or the audience.

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Рік тому

      @@scribeslendy595 I’m happy to check it out. What’s it called? I’m already trying to find it.

  • @neflame6358
    @neflame6358 2 роки тому +390

    I’m so used to seeing movie and game reviews I forgot he does other things too

    • @mai8043
      @mai8043 2 роки тому +31

      he’s literally reviewing movies

    • @connor_koch
      @connor_koch 2 роки тому +8

      Like reviewing movies

    • @neflame6358
      @neflame6358 2 роки тому

      @@childpuncher4345 who’s a bot? U talkin about the replies?

    • @superfeel1275
      @superfeel1275 2 роки тому +2

      @@childpuncher4345 Be the hero the comment section needs, post your best takes, you got my support...

    • @awesomejack-nw9wg
      @awesomejack-nw9wg 2 роки тому +4

      @@childpuncher4345 the bots didn't get likes, it's 26 other bot accounts liking it

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 2 роки тому +137

    Just the thought that Pyro had to watch all of those films and then *RANK THEM* makes me deeply respect the british man.

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 2 роки тому +11

      The greatest British contribution of the 21st century

  • @jackkellycollectionvideo6148
    @jackkellycollectionvideo6148 2 місяці тому +2

    35:32 I did, the blonde guy with the shotgun is called Zach Ward and this guy actually played Postal Dude in the first and fourth Postal films

  • @merdemoiii-7589
    @merdemoiii-7589 2 роки тому +3

    The ashes story is actually a pretty good plot but Jesus the execution 💀

  • @purplebatdragon
    @purplebatdragon 2 роки тому +567

    Did he.... did he animate that whole sponsor section himself? Because it's REALLY good, and I wouldn't mind seeing more.

    • @ShadyDoesContent
      @ShadyDoesContent 2 роки тому +65

      Fr! I was looking for some kind of credit or something, but there is nothing, so I think Pyro has been learning some SFM stuff on the side.

    • @MDLuffy1234YT
      @MDLuffy1234YT 2 роки тому +23

      29:30 the spinning 2D bullet should be a religion

    • @cleo42
      @cleo42 Рік тому +3

      Yeah fr they are crazy good, good job to the one who did it

    • @mimisawada
      @mimisawada Рік тому +30

      I think he helped animate the popular marvel movie “MLG Teletubbies”

    • @MomJeans1738
      @MomJeans1738 Рік тому +3

      Isn't Pyro dating an animator right now? That might be it

  • @tawabunny
    @tawabunny 2 роки тому +244

    The Orville is not a "boomer" movie, it isn't even a movie. It's for traumatized Star Trek fans like me who had to suffer through Discovery and Picard. And since if Seth MacFarlane just tried to make a Trek copy with no other spin to start with he'd get shut down, he made it into a comedy, kinda, so the network accepted it. Now New Horizons is... on the Horizon and it looks like the OG Orville with lessened comedy, like that Trek copy he wanted to make in the first place, because he's a Star Trek fan and understands it. I assume Bruce Willis made a cameo in it, which I don't remember since it was probably him in an Admiral's uniform sitting in a chair telling Seth MacFarlane to "go do something over there, it's your orders, bye".

    • @Nega-Tim
      @Nega-Tim 2 роки тому

      Suffer through Picard? What kind of crack are you smoking?

    • @sk4p3g04t
      @sk4p3g04t 2 роки тому +22

      Orville slaps, season 1 had some painful moments because Seth was probably required to shoehorn jokes in, but season 2 is genuinely good.

    • @commieraider3004
      @commieraider3004 2 роки тому +1

      Pfp sauce. Now.

    • @derworfnet
      @derworfnet 2 роки тому +1

      I've seen the first two seasons and since I didn't spot Willis anywhere, I can only assume he did a voiceover-cameo at some point, right?

    • @jacknagel9387
      @jacknagel9387 2 роки тому

      Me and my two friends are still recovering from season 2 of Picard. I don’t think I’ve seen a worse story in my entire life. We went back and binged DS9 because of it.

  • @FMStudios
    @FMStudios Рік тому +1

    I think pyro and internet historian are in an arms race to see who can make the most interesting sponsor segments

  • @Razeacc
    @Razeacc Рік тому +1

    honestly, I'd watch a whole short film using the artstyle of Pyro's ads

  • @papacraft4772
    @papacraft4772 2 роки тому +57

    Pyro calling Edward Norton and Willem Dafoe B-class actors is insane to me

    • @isomericgamer6644
      @isomericgamer6644 2 роки тому

      Someone hasn't watched spider man no way home.

    • @mustafafaruqi2097
      @mustafafaruqi2097 2 роки тому +3

      @@isomericgamer6644 Edward Norton is in No way home? Source?

    • @timfitzgerald9083
      @timfitzgerald9083 2 роки тому +2

      @@mustafafaruqi2097 I think Edward Norton played Spiderman in that movie I think. Jennifer Lopez played mj. I might be wrong tho

    • @xxxCyber24xxx
      @xxxCyber24xxx 2 роки тому

      @@timfitzgerald9083 lmao

    • @rivetRnC
      @rivetRnC 2 роки тому

      @@timfitzgerald9083 It's mr. Tom Holland who's playing spooderman

  • @bldrun1504
    @bldrun1504 2 роки тому +33

    and now we wait for "the worst movie you never watched"

  • @TwinkleToesLorna
    @TwinkleToesLorna Рік тому +3

    i am the same age as pyro, but grew up with Bruce movies. and I can say he is one of my favorite actors. 5th element is a masterpiece and that's a hill I am dying on as well. pyro forgot to mention The Whole 9 yards, Armageddon and Unbreakable which are all fantastic movies. but hearing he has aphasia hit me so hard though. one of my childhood heroes slowly losing it is incredibly sad. I hope he earns enough buck asap and enjoys retirement with his fam soon. I'd hate to see him losing it even more in front of cameras and be the gossip. I will always remember him as some kind of a sarcastic cop saving the day. respect for Bruce, my hero!

  • @Wannaxri_
    @Wannaxri_ 2 роки тому

    33:19 “for the two cops I’m going to give it a B” *puts it in A*

  • @kyonkochan
    @kyonkochan 2 роки тому +202

    Whatever awful crap Bruce Willis does he will forever be one of my favourite actors for his amazing performance in 12 Monkeys. Him and Brad Pitt in that movie have some amazing chemistry. And I love the way that they do time-travel as a traumatic horrific experience instead of the romantic sci-fi version you typically see. Bruce Willis brilliantly portrays a guy losing his sanity as he starts to wonder if he's actually crazy or if he really is a time traveller.

    • @idiotmcgee4870
      @idiotmcgee4870 2 роки тому

      12 monkeys is damn good. Didn’t know Bruce Willis could act before I saw that lol

    • @kyonkochan
      @kyonkochan 2 роки тому +5

      @@idiotmcgee4870 Yeah, he's one of those guys where he'll do some damn amazing stuff but also voice Spike in Rugrats movies and comment on eating "Chucky's Diaper"

  • @seft8101
    @seft8101 2 роки тому +52

    It's a surprise Pyro didn't go bald from stress by watching so many bad movies

  • @raremusic2
    @raremusic2 2 роки тому +1

    No Pyro, we still haven’t forgotten that your ads are a direct ripoff of Internet Historian.

  • @zaxolotl
    @zaxolotl 2 роки тому +3

    i really love these videos, super good long form content and very funny
    and i know its a really odd thing to say, but i also really love your ad breaks
    theyre getting so fun now and you get to show off the great editing, so i always sit through them :)

  • @wigligigly3375
    @wigligigly3375 2 роки тому +145

    I love how Pyro took his stop motion animations he does for adds and converted it into a 3D environment this is amazing. Pyro your constantly evolving and improving but never leaving your old roots. That was so good.

  • @Fregler
    @Fregler 2 роки тому +81

    I didn't know that liking "The Fifth Element" even needed a hill to die on. I thought most people at worst saw the film as passable.

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 2 роки тому +7

      Fifth Element is one of the only movies that, if I stumble across it on tv, I always stop and watch it.

  • @jovinator9995
    @jovinator9995 2 роки тому

    Today is the 8th anniversary of MLG teletubbies. Embrace MLG teletubbies.

  • @The_Queen_Chrysalis
    @The_Queen_Chrysalis 2 роки тому +3

    22:30 JET FORCE GEMINI MUSIC!!!! I'm so happy to not be the only one thinking that theme was ABSOLUTELY hype.

    • @Gerald-of-Riviera
      @Gerald-of-Riviera Рік тому

      I know I'm 11 months late but just know I share your happiness. Jet Force is absolute classic Pyro adding in that bit just sent me down a nostalgia trip.

  • @bumblessb
    @bumblessb 2 роки тому +55

    I live in Tifton, GA in the United States and Bruce Willis actually frequented our town everytime he filmed in the South. I remember last year he visited while he was filming one of his last movies (I think it was one of the ones in this video but I can't recall which). He came to our Cracker Barrel where I worked at with a bodyguard lol. Everyone loved him. Gave his server a $20 tip after ordering a simple meal. Ofc it was on the day I wasn't working...
    He also loved going to a restaurant we have in town called Fresco Italiano; it's a rich place in town. Just a kind of funny thing our town has to its name

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 роки тому +1

      Mostly (to me) Tifton is where I used to fuel my car when driving north from near Gainesville in Florida. Seemed a pleasant enough place. Interesting to know more.

    • @bumblessb
      @bumblessb 2 роки тому

      @@markiangooley Reading capital of the world lol

    • @Tero133
      @Tero133 2 роки тому

      I live in Albany(unfortunately) and to see "I live in Tifton, Ga" randomly online blew my mind.

    • @bumblessb
      @bumblessb 2 роки тому

      @@Tero133 I go there every month for Smash Bros tournaments at The Cool Place. Highly recommend it!

    • @Tero133
      @Tero133 2 роки тому

      @@bumblessb I drive by that place every day and I've never actually been in there. I tend to see a lot of cars there in the evening on weekends, so I may have to check it out.

  • @waretaSL
    @waretaSL 2 роки тому +76

    I actually watched die hard for the first time the other day and i have to say i found the second one pretty decent, but the plane scene was grim. Wouldn't rlly find that in an xmas movie nowadays ejekekeke

    • @lawsonkennamer6554
      @lawsonkennamer6554 2 роки тому

      The fourth is my favorite

    • @LenaHyena
      @LenaHyena 2 роки тому +3

      The first one is my favourite but the third one is pretty good as well

    • @cookieface80
      @cookieface80 2 роки тому +2

      1 is an all time classic, 2 is a forgettable clone of the first movie in a different setting and 3 is great. Haven't seen the others. If you want a good movie made by the same director of Die Hard 2 I would recommend "The Long Kiss Goodnight" written by Shane Black (writer of Lethal Weapon).

  • @jakosloth
    @jakosloth Рік тому +4

    What's the music at 14:50?

  • @larrysdev6543
    @larrysdev6543 Рік тому

    bruce willis being a cop who gets roped into something than gets lost in a forest should become a genre

  • @quakeknight9680
    @quakeknight9680 2 роки тому +25

    "The worst movies ever Tier List"
    In case title gets changed.
    I see Pyro made another 1h video.

  • @kelzershishkabob9032
    @kelzershishkabob9032 2 роки тому +245

    i love how you actually took the time to research and find out about the medical issues, especially up front so people know why he's doing these kinds of movies pyro you are the true youtube king

    • @3n3j0t4
      @3n3j0t4 2 роки тому

      agree but ur corny

  • @hurriyetuludr3737
    @hurriyetuludr3737 2 роки тому +1

    The BB intro should have played when you said “-and one where he doesn’t have hair” LMAO

  • @MoaisNotmyname
    @MoaisNotmyname Рік тому +2

    There were some accusations that it was Bruce Willis' agent that pushed him to take those roles, that it was the people around him that wanted to get as much money out of him (and his name) before he had to retire. Really, really hope that's just online rumors and that Bruce made these decisions for himself.

  • @LoverofTragedy
    @LoverofTragedy 2 роки тому +82

    I'd love it if Pyro made a video about Prey. A long form video about it would be incredible to watch. Especially if it's 3 hours or more.

    • @FreakyFonz
      @FreakyFonz 2 роки тому +1

      Joseph Anderson has a great video about it, not exactly the same but hey..

    • @sawyerhill9265
      @sawyerhill9265 2 роки тому +2

      I was just playing prey lol

  • @beyondobscure
    @beyondobscure 2 роки тому +365

    Appreciating the omission of Morbius on this list. You're not a normie and it shows. Morbius will stay in its throne as one of the movies of all time.

    • @abnormal9613
      @abnormal9613 2 роки тому +40

      One of the morbest movies

    • @beyondobscure
      @beyondobscure 2 роки тому +3

      @@abnormal9613 indeed.

    • @Lechgang
      @Lechgang 2 роки тому +25

      @@beyondobscure I don't think Bruce Willis was in Morbius

    • @cheembs2241
      @cheembs2241 2 роки тому +5

      it is truly one of the movies of all time

    • @TheFaceSoap
      @TheFaceSoap Рік тому +26

      @@Lechgang next you'll tell me he doesn't actually say "it's morbin time"

  • @dr1ft3r46
    @dr1ft3r46 10 місяців тому

    The son in Fortress sounds like the funny baggy clothed kid from Breaking bad

  • @MattyGeneric
    @MattyGeneric 2 роки тому +1

    YMS + Pyrocynical + Tier List = Have A Sandwich, And Go Shopping.

  • @Varmth
    @Varmth 2 роки тому +30

    A Breaking Bad review from pyro is long overdue.

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 2 роки тому +1

      @Itztul sometimes the times it shows for video uploads lags behind

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +39

    Die hard is a classic. The fifth element is definitely a great film! Agree wholeheartedly 😂
    Yeah what happened to Bruce is sad.

  • @Ecliptor.
    @Ecliptor. Рік тому

    I think I remembering reading someone who worked in one of these low budget movies he's doing lately and, apparently, Bruce shows up, films all the scenes he's in one after another and leaves. He wants as few filming days as possible, and it's the biggest expense in these movies. That's why it looks like the scenes are filmed separately, it's because they are.
    It's a shame when they try to shove big names into small projects, they ruin the whole thing most of the time.

  • @TetsuShirenai
    @TetsuShirenai Рік тому +2

    12:29 "but I use Microsoft Edge" That's literally me lmao

  • @alexjones4679
    @alexjones4679 2 роки тому +73

    I'll be honest, motherless Brooklyn actually wasn't bad. I quite enjoyed it for the most part. But, what really carried the film beyond anything was the soundtrack. Brilliant collection of songs, all wonderfully well played.

    • @gibbcharron3469
      @gibbcharron3469 2 роки тому +8

      I mean, I think Pyro was ranking the films by Willis activity first and overall quality second.

    • @alexjones4679
      @alexjones4679 2 роки тому +5

      @@gibbcharron3469 Yeah I know, just felt like saying it because the dumber viewers might not watch a good movie because they don't understand the premise of the tier list. Plus the soundtrack is just really good.

    • @kitbisto3061
      @kitbisto3061 Рік тому +2

      I loved motherless Brooklyn, but I think pyros ranking of Bruce Willis in it is fair. He isn’t bad in the film, he just isn’t really in the film. But the tension, story, acting and soundtrack are all really good imo

  • @frenzy2846
    @frenzy2846 2 роки тому +81

    You should consider making a video about “Metal Arms: Glitch In The System” it’s a criminally underrated game from the original Xbox era. It had impressive technical aspects, an interesting story about how it was cheated out of a sequel, and even despite being so old there is still an incredibly devoted community.
    You’ve actually used music from the game in some of your videos before.

  • @DrSheldonCrane444
    @DrSheldonCrane444 8 місяців тому

    Chadwick Bozeman’s sudden death was the most shocking event that occurred in my life and made me realize a person’s mortality and anything could happen to the most unlikely person.

  • @aIasdair
    @aIasdair 10 місяців тому +1

    going back to old vids and hearing cruelty squad through out them is so cool

  • @Topst_er
    @Topst_er 2 роки тому +31

    love the fact that pyro is fulfilling the prophecy of becoming a jschlatt clone.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 2 роки тому +156

    Honestly, Pyro making a tier list video is the last thing I've ever expected to see him make.

    • @Abdaaru
      @Abdaaru 2 роки тому +2

      Just a normal guy who isn't spamming links haha!

  • @Mr_Vigors066
    @Mr_Vigors066 Рік тому +2

    One of the most underrated movies Bruce Willis was in is "Tears of the sun." One of his best movies.