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I always wondered why Bruce Willis seemingly fell off for no reason and did all these B movies back-to-back. Finding out he has aphasia makes me respect the fact he's tanking his career to save a nest egg for his family.
Fuck is aphasia
sweet indeed
Bin auch deutsch
@@oni361 okay
@@oni361 me too
Majority of his movies being "Bruce Willis is separated from the group/offscreen for most of the movie" made a lot more sense now
Gotta respect the grind
@@zogwort1522 what the fuck
My grandad has aphasia. He can’t speak, walk and barley move and it sucks to see Bruce going through this silently and being laughed at unintentionally. So anyone with aphasia out there and if on the off chance you’re reading this. I wish you all the luck in the world truly
I still enjoyed a few of his later movies, even if they were terrible, they had their moments and it's interesting to see what people can do with limited time/budget. But I don't think Bruce minds all that much that people are making fun of them, I think he was doing it for the love of making movies and to make as much cash as he could in as short a time as possible.
@@EarlHare true, gotta get some.before you cant get any at all
Keep in mind, if a movie's bad, the actor's trauma doesn't save the movie from being bad. It's more than okay to laugh at a bad movie and feel empathy for an actor's suffering at the same time.
I love Bruce's 80s and 90s movies. He'll always have a place of honor on my shelf. But his 2000s films really are just straight garbage.
@@mithras666 there are different forms of it I’m pretty sure
@@gpmotivemedia No. I think his grandfather had a stroke which can affect numerous amounts of bodily functions. But Aphasia is definitely almost always present.
The virgin high-profile actor
> tight schedule
> always has to compare scripts, and analyzes whether he's the right fit for the role and if he'd be able to pull off a good enough and memorable performance, to justify him taking part in it - or if he should rather star in some other production this theatrical year
> constantly has to lose/gain weight, dye hair, or change their appearance for the role
> has to argue with casting and PR agents all the time
The chad Bruce Willis
> appears on set for only a few days, because it's like his 10th film this year
> barely blurts out a few words, can be seen in the actual film for less than 10 minutes
> can even drink from his flask when filming the actual scene, and no one seems to give a shit
> refuses to elaborate, leaves
Og 💀
Steven Seagal:
@@aconfusedlacroix3965 Does nothing
You've surely broken a record for most amount of Bruce Willis content watched by a single person
ok
Yeah
Do a pokemon bw2 soul-link nuzlock on challenge mode please. It's my favourite game in the series and i don't see anybody playing the challenge mode on UA-cam.
Only rivaled by RalphTheMovieMaker
Ahem,
I present Red Letter Media
I respect that you brought up Bruce’s diagnosis that was part of the reason why he slowly began to fell off, making this video more about why the movies are bad and not the actor as a whole.
I had always thought he just became jaded and was uninterested in making good films. Hopefully he doing good.
Killer Queen
12 hours ago
I respect the hell out of u bringing to light Bruce's diagnosis as it makes this less of a Bruce fell off video and more of a what shitty movies video
@@mfft627 ^^
i mean he can't really make it a "bruce willis bad" video anyways considering bruce is in these movies for like 3 minutes each lol
Bruce Willis is almost 70 years old. Dude has plenty of money, Is shitting out bad films to hoard more, and has had a reputation as a lazy, greedy fuck head long before he started shilling out the direct to video tax exemptions. I don't give a shit if it's alzheimers, dementia or whatever else. Just because he's sick doesn't mean I have to respect him as an artist, when hes a greedy asshole. You can be sick, and still just a rude prick ya know? Bruce Willis isn't some tragedy to cry over. Thats life. You get old and shit happens. He was lucky to have a job where he could be such a rich entitled asshole and get away with it, that doen't mean he deserves to be defended when his mental faculties fail and he's still churning out bullshit bad films for 20 years. Imagine making that excuse for a doctor or pilot. Just go home Bruce, ya greedy fuck. You're not exactly living in skid row. I usually side with pc arguments, but I dont understand why people defend this guy.
Don’t forget that Bruce Willis played in one of the best movies created by man, over the hedge, where he plays a talking raccoon
Ive seen that movie 30+ times
Over the hedge is a classified banger
I've seen that movie over 15 times when I was younger and only now am I finding that out
I still watch that every now and again; probably seen it 50+ times. A perfect dose of mid-2000s aesthetics
wow so many "checkmarks" in the comments!
Fun Fact: Frank Sinatra was offered the lead role in Die Hard, despite being in his 70s. The reason being the producers were contractually obligated to offer him the role, since Die Hard is the sequel to a movie Sinatra starred in called the Detective.
WHAT
source?
Bruh i thought sinatra died in the 60s or something
@@Borgarlol bruh what he died in the 90s
@@Borgarlol sinatra was at his peak in the 60s...
As someone who has lived with a family member declining with aphasia, it's like watching someone die a little every day, and honestly the fact he was able to do any of this is incredibly impressive and he has all of my respect.
I feel so bad that you to go through these movies lol
what
bro just the amount of editing he had to do is way more than him having to go through these movies
i dont understand how the hell he can edit such long videos he's an insane content creator
@@LeftForUni i know the subscribers are joking but i wish they were little more supportive or appreciative and not roast him for a minute
I'm annoyed that Pyro is subverting our expectation and actually following his upload schedule instead of breaking it 0.2 nanoseconds after he makes it.
Relax, he'll go on a 6 month hiatus soon after because he'll be battling for a lawsuit and lose 100k for bail
ua-cam.com/video/2DFuxBTU63M/v-deo.html
But how long will it last
i never knew Wild Wild West was rated so poorly. i recall fondly helping my mom move in a cramped toyota pickup truck, 3 or 4 trips at 45 minutes between stops, with 3 people in a 2-person cab, with the Wild Wild West soundtrack on CD playing the whole way. strange how the weirdest things can burrow their way into your brain and leave a permanent impact, huh?
I genuinely love that movie for it's steampunk western aesthetics, the CGI was pretty good for it's time and kinda still holds up, and the comedy and acting for the most parts was also great. I really don't see why it has such a low score and I was kinda baffled when Pryo got to that part.
every will smith movie from the era where he recorded songs for the end credits is a certified banger
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I've had bouts of aphasia myself and it's scary. You think you're saying the right word but other words come out or you slur your speech kind of and it drawls. It would definitely inhibit an actor quite a lot since speaking and emoting is a huge part of their vocation.
Emoting? Like fortnite?!
Hasn’t been an hour since this comment and the replies are cancerous.
@@HunterLikesFilm lmfao tru
@@HunterLikesFilm genuinely
How do you have bouts of aphasia? I thought it was just caused due to strokes or brain damage
Intro: 0:00 - 1:06
Die hard: 1:07 - 3:23
The hairline era: 3:24 - 4:01
The malding era: 4:02 - 10:08
The tier list explanation: 10:09 - 11:06
Sponsor: 11:07 - 13:18
10 minutes gone: 13:19 - 14:11
Motherless brooklen: 14:12 - 14:50
Trauma center: 14:51 - 16:12
Hard kill: 16:13 - 17:31
Survive the knight: 17:32 - 19:27
Anti-life: 19:28 - 22:29
Cosmic sin: 22:30 - 25:48
Midnight in the switchgrass: 25:49 - 28:41
Out of death: 28:42 - 32:22
Survive the game: 32:33 - 37:38
Apex: 37:89 - 46:48
Deadlock: 46:49 - 47:15(?)
Fortress: 47:16 - 52:18
American Siege: 52:19 - 54:05
Gasoline alley: 54:06 - 57:26
A day to die: 57:27 - 1:02:37
Outro: 1:02:38 - 1:03:32
Thank you, Timestamp Guy, very cool.
very epic
Sponsor is definetly one of the movie i've ever seen
@@protvgamingalbert1510 this sponsor was wild
its malding not molding lol
I respect the hell out of u bringing to light Bruce's diagnosis as it makes this less of a Bruce fell off video and more of a what shitty movies video
The robots are here
Don't click thisua-cam.com/video/2DFuxBTU63M/v-deo.html
I had a migraine so bad I had temporary aphasia, and it was terrifying to say the least. Imagine wanting to write a sentence but 2 or 3 words in you'd forget the next word you wanted to write no matter how hard you were concentrating. And then when you eventually type something out, it's practically incoherent and only conveys a quarter of what you were trying to say at BEST. It is truly awful.
Too bad Trauma Center wasn't based on the games. I would KILL to see doctors using Anime Superpowers to stop time & fix hemorrhages against viruses that do fusion dances and release chemicals into the bloodstream _specifically_ to stop the doctors operating on them!
But they were fun as hell!
You know Netflix would license the IP, turn it into an edgy Gray's Anatomy, make the viruses into what Republicans think Covid 19 is (a bad cold manufactured by China) and then turn Healing Touch into the doctor just holding his hand over a patient and bright light coming out, resolving from an open surgery to completely healed skin.
I really want to see that version.
I think the movie just shared a name and wasn't meant to be an adaptation of the games.
Most normal ATLUS game plot
The Good Doctor gives me Trauma Centre vibes, except for the viruses fighting back part
If you look closely, you'll notice that Bruce Willis is actually in the cast of some of these movies
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why almost every Bruce Willis bad movie has a name kinda based from "Die Hard"?
like: "Hard Kill" or "A day to die", or even "Cosmic Sin", is it supposed to make you think is a "Sin City" sequel?
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Goofy ah uncle
Can't speak on Bruce Willis title's naming convention, but I've heard that Seagall has a deal in his contracts where his movies titles need to continue off his name, as a "descriptor" to his character.
Steven Seagall is "Out for Justice"
Steven Seagall is "A Good Man"
Steven Seagall is "Born To Kill"(I'm running out of example off the top of my head, and I'm honestly not even sure the last one is a movie title lol, but you get the picture)
Take it with a grain of salt though, because I know there's at least 2-3 movies of his that don't follow this rule.
Kill Die: The Hard Kill Die Days
The only thing I remember from Cosmic Sin was the 7 foot tall jacked guy in armor they had stomp around as an alien general type character who was genuinely kind of intimidating compared to the rest of the characters because he was a good physical actor with expressive body language that compensated for the fact that he never spoke. I hope the actor who played him gets better roles.
Risk of rain music is always good. Really liking the direction pyro is taking making his main channel for longer scripted videos and the other channel for normal commentary and stream highlights
oh so it is RoR music. picked up the game 2 days ago, was wondering why the music sounds so familiar
true
@@abogmus8904 always play monsoon
shit game shit music
LOVE Risk of Rain period, but the music is a big part of it. Its one of the few game sill buy for whatever system I have - Terraria is another one that fits that category.
After knowing about his illness, it makes so much sense, he’s has so many great films tho in Pulp Fiction, Moonrise Kingdom, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, 12 Monkeys, The Fifth Element, Looper, Sin City, Planet Terror & the Die Hard movies. Glass, Armageddon, The Expendables & Red were passable too. Definitely check them out if you’re unfamiliar
not to mention over the hedge
I loved red definitely in my top 10 Bruce Willis films
Red was so good
Red was passable? Red was one of his best modern action films 😂
Red slapped hard
He’s making tierlists now, guys he’s slowing turning into Jschlatt guys
Guys this is so sad...
Bri’ish Jschlatt
"pyro"
Here before he deletes this comment
Jschynical
My father has aphasia and it is really sad to witness. Aside from watching my father struggle trying to talk coherently he was assumed to be drunk while trying to make a purchase at a gas station it breaks my heart seeing these things happen to my father. Since Bruce Willis has come out with aphasia more people understand my father or at least that he is ill and it's much easier to explain my father has what Bruce Willis has. I wish I could say more I have so many thoughts on this but for the sake of sanity I would just like to say people can be struggling with illness either mental or physical and please be kind and understanding as the daughter of a loving father seeing people look down on him when I know how smart and strong he is really fucks with me. I am also greatful to Bruce Willis because him coming out with aphasia has made people more understanding toward my father and helps soothe some of that heartache ❤
Bruce is the trailblazer, now the awareness is coming.
Damn, i never knew he was sick...Shit is making me heartbroken, he's a childhood favorite and I'm glad i know why he didn't appear in good movies lately. Get well Bruce.
That was one of the comments ever!
who is shit and why is he making heartbroken
@@milknodev Underrated reply.
@@Kalterkard that was a reply!!!1111!111
you can't recover from aphasia, he will be with it for the rest of his life. that's why he will never be back to making movies
A really intelligent choice starting off the list with “10 minutes gone” after we’ve lost over 10 minutes of our lives to the intro. We’ll played, sir.
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“We live in a world where entertainment is fueled more than space exploration.” You know, I’ve never thought about that fact and now that you mention it, Pyro, that’s EXTREMELY depressing…
We truly live in a society
No it's not?
@@derekisludicrous9203 yes it is?
@@naranciagaming that's not depressing at all.
@@derekisludicrous9203 I'd say humanity taking another couple decades or even centuries to establish colonies on other planets is pretty depressing, the moon probably should've been colonized by now
The woman who did the acting for the girl in the rain with the journal is actually a really good actress. She was the main character in one of my favourite zombie series called Black Summer. An absolute gem of a show.
That’s what I know her from too. Rose from Black Summer
Cosmic Sin is one of the worst films ever made and I paid to see it at the cinemas. It dropped my standards so low that when I saw Mortal Combat, which came out around the same time, it ended up being the best movie I saw last year and I've never even played the games.
That movie was okay (Mortal Kombat i mean)
Please play the games, if you're willing. They're WAY better than the movie, the movie wasn't faithful to the source material at all
Huh, you can say that about pretty much any video-game movie.
video game movies work well as soli movies. not inspired movies.
Don't wanna be the old = good, new = bad kinda guy, but the new MK games are awful ( 10 and 11 mostly). They're just so so bad. Mk9 was the last decent game in the series and that is a decade old. They have butchered the story and the characters now.
Loved the animation in the sponsored segment, dude. You’re probably the only person I watch the ads for because you put so much effort into them.
check out the internet historian stuff, those things are sometimes better than the actual rest of the video
@@johnbright6982
It’s gotten to the point where I’m more excited for the sponsor ad than I am the rest of the video.
@@johnbright6982 probably the reason why pyro is doing it now, it's just a good and interesting way of doing ads
The fucking joy of realizing that this is a main channel instead of the live one actually got me down bad
1:47. Weirdly enough, Stallone and Ford weren’t the first choices to play John McClain either. The book the film was based on was a sequel to another book/movie starring Frank Sinatra, so they had to legally ask him if he wanted the role of John McClain first.
pyro used his income from the ad purely on the ad
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What is garret doing here. Lmao love the apex late videos brw
*btw
purley
@@xenen9797 go learn how to edit comments
another HOUR LONG pyro video? this guy is on a roll
Just some of the music I recognised.
1:15 Risk of rain 2 theme
4:02 Darkwood - Morning
14:50 Ghostrunner - Let them know
17:32 TF2 - Carnival of Carnage
36:41 HL2 - Triage at dawn
There's some Max Payne 3 music sprinkled in too. "Painkiller" specifically
THANK YOU SM I WANTED TO KNOW THE SONG AT 1:15 IT SOUNDED SO GOOD WHEN I WAS STONNED
6:40 Dishonored theme
I lost the time stamp, but there's some Killing Floor 2 music/sound effects in there too!
Bit late on this but at 8:22 less than a second of Black Ops 1 - Damned
11:09 Borderlands 2 - Mad Moxxi’s Bar Music
12:40 Portal 2 - Don’t Do It
13:52 Dead Rising 2 - Fortune’s Delight
15:40 Bully - Vendetta Preps
19:29 Dead Ops Arcade Main Theme
21:04 Beauty Of Annihilation - Cod Zombies
21:57 Richtofen FireSale Song
22:24 Black Ops 2 - Shadows (Club Solar)
27:22 Bully - Help Gary
32:05 Quick Revive Perk Jingle
32:58 Far Cry 3 - Pirate Outpost
34:10 Half Life 2 - Lab Practium
34:40 Left 4 Dead - Left For Death
39:07 Beauty Of Annihilation Repeat
46:48 Overwatch - Time Is Running Out
50:48 Modern Warfare 2 - Same Shit, Different Day
51:18 Modern Warfare 2 - Remember, No Russian
57:28 Black Ops 1 - Pentagon
1:00:40 Help Gary Repeat
Those were all the ones I recognised.
The Orville is not a "boomer" movie, it isn't even a movie. It's for traumatized Star Trek fans like me who had to suffer through Discovery and Picard. And since if Seth MacFarlane just tried to make a Trek copy with no other spin to start with he'd get shut down, he made it into a comedy, kinda, so the network accepted it. Now New Horizons is... on the Horizon and it looks like the OG Orville with lessened comedy, like that Trek copy he wanted to make in the first place, because he's a Star Trek fan and understands it. I assume Bruce Willis made a cameo in it, which I don't remember since it was probably him in an Admiral's uniform sitting in a chair telling Seth MacFarlane to "go do something over there, it's your orders, bye".
Suffer through Picard? What kind of crack are you smoking?
Orville slaps, season 1 had some painful moments because Seth was probably required to shoehorn jokes in, but season 2 is genuinely good.
Pfp sauce. Now.
I've seen the first two seasons and since I didn't spot Willis anywhere, I can only assume he did a voiceover-cameo at some point, right?
Me and my two friends are still recovering from season 2 of Picard. I don’t think I’ve seen a worse story in my entire life. We went back and binged DS9 because of it.
Just the thought that Pyro had to watch all of those films and then *RANK THEM* makes me deeply respect the british man.
The greatest British contribution of the 21st century
I love how Pyro took his stop motion animations he does for adds and converted it into a 3D environment this is amazing. Pyro your constantly evolving and improving but never leaving your old roots. That was so good.
Bruce no longer has the ability to walk/stand, he did what he could to provide as much as he could for his family before his illness kicked in. What a lad
The animation in the sponsor segment is honestly good, he’s definitely improved
ok
@@JokeURL great insight, you’ve definitely opened my eyes in that one
I couldnt find any credits in the description, editing is one thing, animation is a whole other deal, so to see him pull this off is insane
Did Pyro himself make it? It genuinely looks very charming and like quite some time and skill went into it at least.
It looks similar to the animation that FUNKe uses for his avatar in his videos, but I think he made it himself maybe inspired
Did he.... did he animate that whole sponsor section himself? Because it's REALLY good, and I wouldn't mind seeing more.
Fr! I was looking for some kind of credit or something, but there is nothing, so I think Pyro has been learning some SFM stuff on the side.
29:30 the spinning 2D bullet should be a religion
Yeah fr they are crazy good, good job to the one who did it
I think he helped animate the popular marvel movie “MLG Teletubbies”
Isn't Pyro dating an animator right now? That might be it
Whatever awful crap Bruce Willis does he will forever be one of my favourite actors for his amazing performance in 12 Monkeys. Him and Brad Pitt in that movie have some amazing chemistry. And I love the way that they do time-travel as a traumatic horrific experience instead of the romantic sci-fi version you typically see. Bruce Willis brilliantly portrays a guy losing his sanity as he starts to wonder if he's actually crazy or if he really is a time traveller.
12 monkeys is damn good. Didn’t know Bruce Willis could act before I saw that lol
@@idiotmcgee4870 Yeah, he's one of those guys where he'll do some damn amazing stuff but also voice Spike in Rugrats movies and comment on eating "Chucky's Diaper"
Pyro: "For the two cops I'm giving this a B tier"
Also Pyro: 33:18
Haha, I noticed that
Appreciating the omission of Morbius on this list. You're not a normie and it shows. Morbius will stay in its throne as one of the movies of all time.
One of the morbest movies
@@abnormal9613 indeed.
@@beyondobscure I don't think Bruce Willis was in Morbius
it is truly one of the movies of all time
@@Lechgang next you'll tell me he doesn't actually say "it's morbin time"
I’m so used to seeing movie and game reviews I forgot he does other things too
he’s literally reviewing movies
Like reviewing movies
@@childpuncher4345 who’s a bot? U talkin about the replies?
@@childpuncher4345 Be the hero the comment section needs, post your best takes, you got my support...
@@childpuncher4345 the bots didn't get likes, it's 26 other bot accounts liking it
Pyro calling Edward Norton and Willem Dafoe B-class actors is insane to me
Someone hasn't watched spider man no way home.
@@isomericgamer6644 Edward Norton is in No way home? Source?
@@mustafafaruqi2097 I think Edward Norton played Spiderman in that movie I think. Jennifer Lopez played mj. I might be wrong tho
@@timfitzgerald9083 lmao
@@timfitzgerald9083 It's mr. Tom Holland who's playing spooderman
16:31
„cover me”
>doesn’t wait for cover
I didn't know that liking "The Fifth Element" even needed a hill to die on. I thought most people at worst saw the film as passable.
Fifth Element is one of the only movies that, if I stumble across it on tv, I always stop and watch it.
and now we wait for "the worst movie you never watched"
It's a surprise Pyro didn't go bald from stress by watching so many bad movies
Day 2645. I am clinically ill. I have watched every video that is over 1 hour long and cannot stop rewatching them, but that thing… Fat Cry 3, it scares me, as I have rewatched it 20 times. Please, end my suffering… by uploading more.
Keep it up hot Karen
I live in Tifton, GA in the United States and Bruce Willis actually frequented our town everytime he filmed in the South. I remember last year he visited while he was filming one of his last movies (I think it was one of the ones in this video but I can't recall which). He came to our Cracker Barrel where I worked at with a bodyguard lol. Everyone loved him. Gave his server a $20 tip after ordering a simple meal. Ofc it was on the day I wasn't working...
He also loved going to a restaurant we have in town called Fresco Italiano; it's a rich place in town. Just a kind of funny thing our town has to its name
Mostly (to me) Tifton is where I used to fuel my car when driving north from near Gainesville in Florida. Seemed a pleasant enough place. Interesting to know more.
@@markiangooley Reading capital of the world lol
I live in Albany(unfortunately) and to see "I live in Tifton, Ga" randomly online blew my mind.
@@Tero133 I go there every month for Smash Bros tournaments at The Cool Place. Highly recommend it!
@@bumblessb I drive by that place every day and I've never actually been in there. I tend to see a lot of cars there in the evening on weekends, so I may have to check it out.
i love how you actually took the time to research and find out about the medical issues, especially up front so people know why he's doing these kinds of movies pyro you are the true youtube king
agree but ur corny
I'd love it if Pyro made a video about Prey. A long form video about it would be incredible to watch. Especially if it's 3 hours or more.
Joseph Anderson has a great video about it, not exactly the same but hey..
I was just playing prey lol
I'm glad Pyro is being this respectful while still being able to make jokes and make us laugh.
Take that people who say "hUmOuR iS dEaD".
Die hard is a classic. The fifth element is definitely a great film! Agree wholeheartedly 😂
Yeah what happened to Bruce is sad.
I'll be honest, motherless Brooklyn actually wasn't bad. I quite enjoyed it for the most part. But, what really carried the film beyond anything was the soundtrack. Brilliant collection of songs, all wonderfully well played.
I mean, I think Pyro was ranking the films by Willis activity first and overall quality second.
@@gibbcharron3469 Yeah I know, just felt like saying it because the dumber viewers might not watch a good movie because they don't understand the premise of the tier list. Plus the soundtrack is just really good.
I loved motherless Brooklyn, but I think pyros ranking of Bruce Willis in it is fair. He isn’t bad in the film, he just isn’t really in the film. But the tension, story, acting and soundtrack are all really good imo
If pyro keeps making hour long videos as the norm then I am all up for it.
EDIT: The shilling got budget! Oh no!.
sepia as "any American show ever set in Mexico" is strangely accurate lol
You should consider making a video about “Metal Arms: Glitch In The System” it’s a criminally underrated game from the original Xbox era. It had impressive technical aspects, an interesting story about how it was cheated out of a sequel, and even despite being so old there is still an incredibly devoted community.
You’ve actually used music from the game in some of your videos before.
@@rsh650 oh yeah I forgot people have editors
Mandalore Gaming did a video on it
i don't need that here
But is it free?
Honestly, Pyro making a tier list video is the last thing I've ever expected to see him make.
Just a normal guy who isn't spamming links haha!
I’d have a hard time making fun of Bruce Willis. For years, I had a feeling something was wrong because he lost all his charisma and was just monotone. Such a sad situation.
honestly, I'd watch a whole short film using the artstyle of Pyro's ads
I actually watched die hard for the first time the other day and i have to say i found the second one pretty decent, but the plane scene was grim. Wouldn't rlly find that in an xmas movie nowadays ejekekeke
The fourth is my favorite
The first one is my favourite but the third one is pretty good as well
1 is an all time classic, 2 is a forgettable clone of the first movie in a different setting and 3 is great. Haven't seen the others. If you want a good movie made by the same director of Die Hard 2 I would recommend "The Long Kiss Goodnight" written by Shane Black (writer of Lethal Weapon).
1:44 A fantastically subtle and clever way of Pyro showing the audience that in fact he cannot read
You know my late dad had afasia, he died two years ago. He had suffered a stroke before I was born and couldn't speak properly. He sounded slurry and drunk and it was extremely hard to comprehend him even if you knew him well and had gotten used to it. He was a brilliant man and blessed with a great intellect and oratory abilities (I am told, i never heard him speak without aphasia) so it really sucked for him to lose the ability to speak. All that knowledge and wisdom, but unable to use it, to demonstrate it. He spent much of his later years doing other things, he became a great painter and artist. I'm not sure how Bruce Willis has it, how much of his brain and mind has been affected but let me tell you, it sucks.
BTW the fact that you have a history on this channel about literally making fun of people but this time saying how it would not be funny to make fun of people with aphasia. That's nice. You have learned to not be an asshole. I remember watching your channel maybe like 5 years ago, something like that. Back then you made fun of pretty much anyone, no limits. Personally I think civility is overrated but there are limits to everything and it's not just a matter of taste. At some point, if you are making fun of and orally beating up retards, cancer patients, blind people, et cetera, it really is not just not funny, it's immoral. So good for you, you are a better person.
Dad sounds pretty cool man, have a nice day
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I'm sorry to hear that your dad went through this, but good on you for that nice little pat-on-the-back in the last paragraph. I'm sure this really matters
@@cthulhupthagn5771 Yes, it does.
35:32 I did, the blonde guy with the shotgun is called Zach Ward and this guy actually played Postal Dude in the first and fourth Postal films
Fourth postal film? I think you're confusing that for the 4th game, since Zach Ward was given a chance to reprise his role in that game as an optional voice.
the Neal Mcdonough thing is actually pretty sweet. He says he declines to even kiss onscreen, because it would be disrespectful to his wife.
I’ve loved him since he was in band of brothers and that’s even better
love the fact that pyro is fulfilling the prophecy of becoming a jschlatt clone.
"The worst movies ever Tier List"
In case title gets changed.
I see Pyro made another 1h video.
Drinking game: Take a sip every time he references Nazi zombies
The sheer effort put into pyro's sponsor ads is still jarring
In another (better) world, Pyro would make use of his vast knowledge of cinematography and scene analysis, and be a kickass movie producer or director instead of just reviewing them. God, why isn't this our reality?!
Fury fart porn
And in that world Logan Paul would make a video called “The Pyrocinical movie is worse than you can imagine”
'his vast knowledge of cinematography and scene analysis' Pyro is fine but please watch analysis from people who actually have experience and an education and see how wrong this is
I appreciate The 5th Element support. That movie is fkn amazing. Its high camp, hilarious and bizarre nonsense that I love so much.
What you mean support. Does that movie get shit? Because i thought it was a well liked movie for all those reasons you mentioned.
@@mikeoxlong1395 Yeah, I don't understand it too. Maybe it wasn't well liked, because it wasn't your typical Hollywood fanfare and because it was some unique sci-fi/fantasy mix.
I guess some people think it's cheesy.
@@mikeoxlong1395 it does get shit from some circles, unfortunately! I guess because it goes between serious enough, poignant moments, to action, to then really silly comedy that's almost slapstick in nature, it feels like a bit of a clusterfuck to some people. Some people hate Labyrinth for the same reason, I think. That kinda campy stuff isn't everyone's cup of tea. Which I totally get, my personal pet peeve is romantic comedies. I can't stand them.
@@amberbaum4079 pretty much that's the general kind of criticism that I have seen for it over the years. It's a very unique film and I guess that leads to a "love it or hate it" attitude.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat But i thought it was liked more than it's hated.
Pyro's ads are gold I'd watch them as stand-alone vids
A Breaking Bad review from pyro is long overdue.
@Itztul sometimes the times it shows for video uploads lags behind
Pyro, for whatever reason, puts THE MOST effort into his advertisement shills
You mean copy pasting internet historian ads
This one's more like Coffeezilla's cutaways at this point
Feels like a FUNKe Video
@@crimsonlunacy_ thats what I'm saying
@@henrycrabs3497 Cope
"I'm giving this a B-tier" *ends up in A-tier*
Scrolled for ages hoping I wasn't just going mad
33:19 “for the two cops I’m going to give it a B” *puts it in A*
someday i'll actually know the entire plot of breaking bad just by watching pyro videos
If you don't already, you probably haven't watched enough of his videos
I think you should talk about the movie “First Daughter” with it being rated a 5/10 and 8% of rotten tomatoes one of the worst percentages for Rotten Tomatoes ever
The Brus Willis in Serbia joke was kinda funny since he actually did a short sponsorship with an energy drink we have.
Lemme guess, Hell Energy?
@@NeoGraena Hell energy, now comes in War Crime Watermelon
Isnt Hell Enegy hungarian?
@@Great_White21 yes it is
@@Great_White21 yeah actually, though it is produced in both Hungary and Serbia to mi knowledge. The company is in hungas far as I know.
bruce willis being a cop who gets roped into something than gets lost in a forest should become a genre
I like how pyro forgets the name of anti-life and calls it after life
I thought I would have to wait another millennium to see a pyro video coming out so soon after the last, thank the heavens for making the upload schedule of this beautiful Brit so much better
Generally speaking, the last video has been completed for about a month. It's the issue with the outro that made it been held for quite some time. With that being said, if there is no issues with the last video, we still had to wait for about a month for this current video. So yeah. At least there is a silver lining for everything that has happened.
The amount of effort put into the ad breaks is amazing
8:54 The average Oblivion NPC conversation.
Okay can we acknowledge how incredibly well made that sponsor segment was? Like there was no reason for that to be so well produced yet it felt like a whole *movie.*
Yup, never goes low bugdet on his sponsorships
I skipped it sorry lads. This is my big fuck you to Capitalism
Closest we’ll ever get to a dasboschitt comeback
can i just mention the add-reads are so darn good i look foward to them as much as the actual videos, the quality is great, the actual dilivering is so sweet i can barely tell its an add read. i might sound like im overexaggerating, but im actualy just impressed. good job pyro
nice to see Pyro increased his animation budget. The Dead Space lore is truly expanding
YMS + Pyrocynical + Tier List = Have A Sandwich, And Go Shopping.
I resent the idea that Nic Cage is in the twilight of his career. He has been in a ton of movies in the last five years alone, many of them actually good or at least entertaining. After the later nineties, I’d argue we’ve entered the Second Golden (C)Age
As a film buff myself… I completely and utterly love your commitment to this tier list 🥺
if pyro keeps doing these types of videos, he should totally do one about liam neeson next. the guy is cranking out new movies more than one in a year and all of them are copy/pastes of each other
9 months later and Bruce Willis now has dementia
Worst part about this whole thing is, Bruce was probably exploited by a bunch of sleazy producers who knew about his condition and used it to make quick cash
A lot of these production companies are tied to the same people
why would it be exploitation, Bruce isn't retarded, he has aphasia. These directors offered him a chance to make more money as an actor who can't really star in actual movies anymore
Dudes a huge name with probably a team of agents. I highly doubt he was being exploited by producers.
I truly admire Pyros determination to watch shitty movies just like that. Last week I attended animation film festival. Saw great animations and majority of them was made by students. Also some of the Oscar nominated animations were presented too. But after all that, I've met my nemesis for life...it's called Chicken of the Mound. That thing is 83 minutes long and is made by only one person. After 15 minutes, people started leaving. I stayed for the whole thing, and so did 8 other people. It takes a while for me to get mad at somebody(probably about 1 month). But I swear, if I'll ever meet the author, I will set him on fire...
Why was it so bad?
@@liviwaslost Author even made trailer for it, so you can definitely check it. And you will think: "well it's a trailer so the pacing of the cuts should be slower and the same probably goes for sounds"... big mistake.
Sounds that are in that video are the only sounds that are actually being used through the whole movie.
Some of the parts also got the same pacing as the trailer.
If it was a students work with runtime of 2-3 minutes, I wouldn't say a thing. It would be rather impressive. But 83 minutes of this thing is hell. It's too much.
@@HladkaMouka I watched a bit of it. I can see why you feel that way. It’s kind of weird.
Love seeing you branch out to more stuff yet again, keep it up king
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