Why Henry VIII's Codpiece Is So...Monumental

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  • @JamesMorfa
    @JamesMorfa Рік тому +251

    Having seen this painting in Liverpool, I can safely say that it is a big painting, and the codpiece is at face level.

  • @lifethroughthecamera8531
    @lifethroughthecamera8531 Рік тому +294

    "watch a video essay about a royal codpiece" was not on my 2023 bingo card. This was fascinating.

  • @MinorCirrus
    @MinorCirrus Рік тому +94

    This portrait has been a source of fascination in my family for years because that face is the spitting image of my father. Really, to an uncanny level.

    • @purpurina5663
      @purpurina5663 Рік тому +2

      😮

    • @starbird14
      @starbird14 Рік тому +16

      How interesting. Maybe Henry finally had an heir.

    • @MinorCirrus
      @MinorCirrus Рік тому +5

      @@starbird14 Lol I wish. We're just a run-of-the-mill French working class family.

    • @dreiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @dreiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Рік тому +9

      you guys should get him a codpiece!!

    • @MinorCirrus
      @MinorCirrus Рік тому +7

      @@dreiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiAlas, his only similarity with Henry VIII is their being dead.

  • @onemorechris
    @onemorechris Рік тому +322

    it’s strange how much we know about something from so long ago. The Tower of London, where most of Henry’s wives were executed, was already twice the current age of the United States by the time they were loosing their heads

    • @kaengurus.sind.genossen
      @kaengurus.sind.genossen Рік тому +19

      "most"? He had two of them executed, so it's either all of them or just one.

    • @tenns
      @tenns Рік тому +20

      for you americans 50 years ago is a lot, for anyone else it's a blip in time. The walls of my town are in engravings from the 12th century, and still stand today. I just saw the other day a painting of a tree on a nearby island, from 200 years ago.
      Buildings can last a thousand years, well maybe not your wood cabins.

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris Рік тому +2

      @@kaengurus.sind.genossen i did voice to text and said it differently to how i was thinking it lol

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris Рік тому +1

      @@tenns i’m not american

    • @tenns
      @tenns Рік тому +3

      @@onemorechris then why are you surprised ? just go outside and touch some walls my dude

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 Рік тому +69

    Between the codpiece and the posture, I can't help but think about the Blackadder series that ridiculed both even if there wasn't any Henry VII in it, only his daughter

  • @angelcena759
    @angelcena759 Рік тому +38

    You should see the codpieces in the Tizian portraits of Henry's main rival, emperor Charles of Spain. That was 'power'!

  • @SteveGillow
    @SteveGillow Рік тому +225

    Any time you can integrate "Looney Toons" into a video, you gotta go for it.

    • @_thk
      @_thk Рік тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @ninjamitcherz
      @ninjamitcherz Рік тому +1

      @@_thk He might be referring to 3:40?

    • @khalidalali186
      @khalidalali186 Рік тому

      Yup, it’s Bugs Bunny alright.

    • @pabloramos8664
      @pabloramos8664 Рік тому

      * Looney Tunes
      But I get it, that damn Mandela effect

  • @rossrreyes
    @rossrreyes Рік тому +27

    ‘Is that your Cod sir or are you just really glad to see me?’

  • @prajash3829
    @prajash3829 Рік тому +41

    This video is weirdly about modern masculinity. The front image is something but the back image is something else. Deception is at play, but it works, cause you can craft an image and people will fall for it.
    Good stuff Evan, you know your stuff too well.

  • @rachel_rexxx
    @rachel_rexxx Рік тому +57

    I know I *should* associate Henry VIII with that portrait, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't peak Jonathan Rhys-Meyers that I actually associate with him

  • @lyonspell
    @lyonspell Рік тому +9

    So big codpiece paintings were the big SUV cars from nowadays...

  • @ahobimo732
    @ahobimo732 Рік тому +15

    The more you learn about Henry VIII, the less you will like him.

  • @sobeso
    @sobeso Рік тому +8

    It always goes back to the COD-piece

  • @DSAhmed
    @DSAhmed Рік тому +16

    The Nerd never disappoints. Are we gonna get a second book from you at some point?

    • @plica06
      @plica06 Рік тому

      He's not going to answer you. Evan never interacts with his viewers.

    • @DSAhmed
      @DSAhmed Рік тому

      @@plica06 i don't blame him. Its too much and in today's social media, maybe too risky. But his book was good, and I'd like another.

  • @peterDcontact
    @peterDcontact Рік тому +9

    i don't know why the phrase this "this is tomato sauce" made me laugh but it did

  • @m1xedp1ckle
    @m1xedp1ckle Рік тому +5

    Freaking ripped the man to shreds towards the end there lmao

  • @yourma7055
    @yourma7055 Рік тому +3

    3:56 man wtf this works so well

  • @SrStevenRice
    @SrStevenRice Рік тому +6

    I got confused with the fact that the original painting was destroyed and copies were then made. So the one in the video was a recreation? Maybe using surviving drafts?

  • @tommyb.a.354
    @tommyb.a.354 Рік тому +4

    Loving the new editing style!! keep it up!!

  • @bradhenaire180
    @bradhenaire180 Рік тому +1

    There is a copy at Petworth house. It's amazing up close

  • @kateeastland3328
    @kateeastland3328 Рік тому +4

    You really hit it out of the park with this video!!

  • @KevinMakins
    @KevinMakins Рік тому +2

    Evan always hits the mark. Even when he's aiming at... codfish?

  • @clickityclackity7096
    @clickityclackity7096 Рік тому

    You are one of my favorite video creators and one of very few where I have all the bells turned on for... Yet I never get recommended your videos. I have to search you every few months only to see all the videos I've missed. (sigh)
    The good news is, I have several new videos to binge! 😁

  • @kenster8270
    @kenster8270 Рік тому +9

    Henry was packing a lot of cod 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟😏

  • @fabiana_bdb
    @fabiana_bdb Рік тому +25

    The truth is that he was almost certainly infertile himself

    • @RobespierreThePoof
      @RobespierreThePoof Рік тому +14

      The truth is that Henry VIII's fertility is something we can only speculate about. There is literally no way that can be researched at this point.
      It is a possibility. Its also possible that he had extraordinarily bad luck with the male heir thing. Or that he simply had wacky ideas about how much one needs to have intercourse to secure a pregnancy. (You can find some devout Christians even today who still think "once is enough".)
      We shall never really know.

    • @yahyakahya5326
      @yahyakahya5326 Рік тому +3

      He did have a son fron that third wife

    • @fabiana_bdb
      @fabiana_bdb Рік тому +1

      @@RobespierreThePoof taking into consideration the sheer number of spouses, mathematic and genetic probability both are strong indicators ..

    • @sophiejones3554
      @sophiejones3554 Рік тому +4

      He wasn't infertile, it's just that he was only having daughters. This was a constant problem in the Tudor dynasty: and in the Lancastrian family before them. Catherine of Aragon was also screwed by genetics: her parents also had no male heir, despite PLENTY of trying. Anne Boleyn might have had a son if Henry had let her live long enough, but she was power hungry and smelled blood so he kind of had to get rid of her. Jane Seymour did have a son, not too long after this picture. Unfortunately, he was sickly and Lady Seymour was wildly unpopular. Anne of Cleves probably did nothing wrong, but by this point Henry's mental state was seriously deterioriating so he was ordering his wives executed instead of actually fixing his problems. Eventually, his son Edward did survive to adulthood and take the throne, but he died after only a few years. Then it was Mary's turn, Henry's daughter by Catherine of Aragon. She decided to try and return England to the Vatican...but by this point the English reformation was beyond the monarch's control. This was a problem for Mary, because this Reformation was increasingly anti-monarchical. So yeah... that's why she is known as Bloody Mary. Then she died under somewhat mysterious circumstances, possibly contrived by her younger half-sister Elizabeth: who then took the throne.

    • @dragonmartijn
      @dragonmartijn Рік тому

      England should never have had queens, but pass the crown over on males only.

  • @raphaferrari7361
    @raphaferrari7361 Рік тому +3

    A real and royal History class👏👏👏👏 Congratulations, and thanks a lot!

  • @Stanzaawashere
    @Stanzaawashere Рік тому +3

    1:31 IS THAT TOM FUCKING HOLLAND?

  • @michaelf8221
    @michaelf8221 Рік тому +18

    You know what they say about kings with large codpieces.... large feet!

  • @Schmidtelpunkt
    @Schmidtelpunkt Рік тому +2

    I guess it would have been too hard to get a whole SUV on the canvas.

  • @cannedpeachez
    @cannedpeachez Рік тому +1

    Oh yeah buddy, I see that little clip of Wolf Hall in there. Give Hilary some credit; she's at least half of how you and I see Henry.

  • @onil1325ms
    @onil1325ms Рік тому +4

    Love ya, Nerdwriter! Please make more horror-focused essays. I love your approach to those. Love this one too.

  • @rememberinglives9432
    @rememberinglives9432 3 місяці тому

    We saw his actual suit of armour. Let's just say the codpiece was impossible to ignore.

  •  Рік тому +2

    That last comment made me spit tea 😂 What a great video 👍🏻

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind Рік тому +11

    T R I P L E D I C K

  • @TyTyMcGinty
    @TyTyMcGinty Рік тому +1

    I'm BEHOLDING! I can't behold any further!

  • @davidgrunstra3680
    @davidgrunstra3680 Рік тому +1

    This was really well done!

  • @kienesel7
    @kienesel7 Рік тому +11

    Ye olde Instagram filters.

  • @sharifferdousarko3694
    @sharifferdousarko3694 Рік тому +2

    And he is back. Nice to see that the frequency increasing soon.

  • @nimayravi9162
    @nimayravi9162 Рік тому

    Can you please make a video analyzing Tron! Also some of easter eggs in it, and the history of the making of the movie and how it came to be a cult classic. Then maybe how that led to Tron Legacy?

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 місяці тому

    Basically King Henery's Portrait is the OG Photoshop

  • @jordan22031991
    @jordan22031991 Рік тому

    I have been your fan for years but I really want to read your book but do not have the money to buy it. but someday I will.

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Рік тому

    Thank you for these videos!! Love me some art history 😊😊😊😊

  • @remysimon6819
    @remysimon6819 9 місяців тому

    Thank you. Very knowledgeable👍

  • @pigeonheadedman5225
    @pigeonheadedman5225 Рік тому +1

    saw this in liverpool the day before this video. What a coincidence

  • @nestorperez6867
    @nestorperez6867 Рік тому

    It was the dramatization of his accident for me lol😂❤

  • @BarnibusInk
    @BarnibusInk Рік тому +1

    Fight ED with TD

  • @camaradiop3731
    @camaradiop3731 Рік тому

    3:12
    All pomp and NO PHALLUS...

  • @RobespierreThePoof
    @RobespierreThePoof Рік тому +4

    I really think the codpiece should be revived in male fashion

    • @jacksonjames2712
      @jacksonjames2712 Рік тому +9

      It’s now called grey sweatpants 😅

    • @tracik1277
      @tracik1277 Рік тому

      @@jacksonjames2712only when they are pulled halfway down your arse

    • @har5814
      @har5814 9 місяців тому +1

      It's in the cycling shorts now😂

  • @watchaddicts1213
    @watchaddicts1213 Рік тому +2

    Hi. Well done as always!
    I’ve followed along since the day you released your commentary on Dylan’s All Along the Watchtower.
    Q: if one leaves SquareSpace, does one own his data/content or is it the property of SquareSpace?
    Thanks

  • @iluvbvdk
    @iluvbvdk Рік тому +2

    WELCOME TO THE SHOW TO THE HISTOREMIX

  • @RawWrtochi19
    @RawWrtochi19 Рік тому +1

    Was that Spider-Man in Anne’s decapitation ?

  • @Rickbearcat
    @Rickbearcat Рік тому +3

    Is it possible that Henry himself was sterile and not his wives?

    • @alexeyleontyev9341
      @alexeyleontyev9341 Рік тому +2

      He eventually had a son with Jane Seymour (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VI), and as far as I am aware there is no evidence of adultery on her side

    • @Rickbearcat
      @Rickbearcat Рік тому

      @amigos4erin...Thank you for the information!

  • @Eva9000
    @Eva9000 Рік тому

    They should make one for Harry. And make it blue.

  • @Wooster77
    @Wooster77 Рік тому +7

    DJT probably has a similar portrait of himself at Maralago.

    • @charmedprince
      @charmedprince Рік тому

      DJT is King.

    • @NicitoStaAna
      @NicitoStaAna Рік тому +3

      Living rent free in your head

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter Рік тому

      @@charmedprince Wasn't the whole point of founding the U.S. to put an end to kings? Why are conservatives trying to make that a thing again?

    • @NicitoStaAna
      @NicitoStaAna Рік тому

      Not a DJT supporter.
      But do you ever get tired of political jokes? Especially the ones who peaked like 4 years ago?
      This is the equivalent of posting a harlem shake video thinking they'll get 1k views

    • @a.a9021
      @a.a9021 Рік тому +2

      @@NicitoStaAna You think Trump is as irrelevant as the harlem shake? He's literally the GOP front runner for president

  • @Headhunter_212
    @Headhunter_212 Рік тому

    Did H VIII refer to the resident of the codpiece as The Sovereign?.

  • @SheldonT.
    @SheldonT. Рік тому +5

    Looks like he has a cold sore.

  • @anasmatic
    @anasmatic Рік тому +1

    CR7 free kick posture.

  • @esterhudson5104
    @esterhudson5104 Рік тому

    I don’t know. Particularly as it fired blanks.

  • @ashleyb7335
    @ashleyb7335 Рік тому +8

    The last word explains the whole thing - Compensating.

  • @corlissmedia2.0
    @corlissmedia2.0 Рік тому

    I wanted you to relate this content to the current day, and another "king" who spends so much time compensating. Alas, you doth not provide, Great Sir.

  • @tarek_maza
    @tarek_maza Рік тому +3

    The way he shape the world and history, is the ultimate statement of how powerful he was, not a painting

  • @luislozano6073
    @luislozano6073 Рік тому

    what's wrong with the lip?

  • @Bristolcentaurus
    @Bristolcentaurus Місяць тому

    i thought cod was something you had with chips

  • @ryan-heath
    @ryan-heath Рік тому +5

    Why is it called codpiece and not coçkpiece? 😅

    • @baishihua
      @baishihua Рік тому +2

      For real, as a foreigner who only heard this word at first, for a duration of time longer than I am willing to admit, I thought it is call "cockpiece" and said to myself wow that's really provocative.

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris Рік тому +13

      cod, comes to the middle English word for scrotum. so in the 1500s it was as aggressive as you were hearing it :)

    • @ishathakor
      @ishathakor Рік тому

      it was. it meant cockpiece at the time. the use of cock as penis didn't really start for about another 100 years.

  • @WalterGalindo
    @WalterGalindo Рік тому +4

    You forgot to mention his calves, his legendary magnificent calves

    • @har5814
      @har5814 9 місяців тому

      Fat men have large handsome calves.

  • @auntvesuvi3872
    @auntvesuvi3872 Рік тому

    Thanks, Evan! 👑 #Nerdwriter1 #TheNerdwriter #EvanPuschak #HenryVIII #Codpiece

  • @AparnaSona-c9b
    @AparnaSona-c9b Рік тому

    Beautiful

  • @hukares5363
    @hukares5363 11 місяців тому

    King had a piece on him.

  • @daskritterhaus5491
    @daskritterhaus5491 Рік тому

    a lot of the ladies must have been seriously disappointed when the piece came off ha ha ha

  • @ezgregory7794
    @ezgregory7794 Рік тому

    What a title

  • @sarararah18
    @sarararah18 Рік тому +1

    little Henry

  • @derekbrou
    @derekbrou Рік тому

    I can't feed my family with a cod piece!

  • @fleetkidn
    @fleetkidn Рік тому +1

    Varalaru mukkiyam amaicharey!

  • @RoyGao
    @RoyGao Рік тому +1

    Once again going frame by frame to steal some editing tricks. The codpiece is a little distracting

  • @kaulis6524
    @kaulis6524 Рік тому

    This was the only thing i learnt in history

  • @antoinepetrov
    @antoinepetrov Рік тому +4

    Because he was insecure

  • @Plaine9
    @Plaine9 Рік тому +6

    My codpiece is large out of necessity

    • @UndeadKIRA
      @UndeadKIRA Рік тому

      Seems like you are compensating for your others lacks in life

    • @Plaine9
      @Plaine9 Рік тому

      @@UndeadKIRA like a personality

  • @mauradlayouni3080
    @mauradlayouni3080 Рік тому

    Where is the turkey leg I always thought he was holding a turkey leg.

  • @dizmix
    @dizmix 10 місяців тому

    Hog hood, as one would have it.

  • @floodo1
    @floodo1 Рік тому

    I love you for this

  • @98loud
    @98loud Рік тому +1

    Average englishman with power:

  • @anaabendroth3460
    @anaabendroth3460 Рік тому

    Overcompensation?

  • @Ifinishedyoutube
    @Ifinishedyoutube Рік тому

    Isn't it interesting how the weakest of men put out the strongest propaganda?

  • @aria5614
    @aria5614 Рік тому +2

    The fact that it was kept in his rooms and not for the public shows its less propaganda and more a royal photoshop

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 Рік тому +2

      It's important to remember that a royal's 'private' chambers meant a very different thing than it might to us today. People were moving about. Yes, there was something he wanted to prove to himself, but other people saw the work and would have gotten the message.

  • @robmann400
    @robmann400 Рік тому +1

    ...codpensating.

  • @urIauber
    @urIauber 11 місяців тому

    is this the right way to pronounce fertility??

  • @mattyoungau
    @mattyoungau Рік тому +3

    I’ve seen bigger

  • @nathanielhurley3960
    @nathanielhurley3960 Рік тому

    I don't like cod. I'd perfer a tuna piece or a shark piece.

  • @michaelkrieck4850
    @michaelkrieck4850 Рік тому

    Sure glad we don’t have leaders like that anymore

  • @remysimon6819
    @remysimon6819 Рік тому

    Thank you🤣😂😅😆

  • @manueldifranco3519
    @manueldifranco3519 Рік тому

    I knew it! 😂

  • @chairshoe81
    @chairshoe81 Рік тому

    this is just a pic of louie ck cant fool me

  • @GlacialScion
    @GlacialScion Рік тому

    .

  • @sh_wade
    @sh_wade Рік тому

    So, how is it propaganda, it no one saw it?

  • @thanhavictus
    @thanhavictus Рік тому

    He's basically trump of his era in terms of insecure

  • @anupshrestha3032
    @anupshrestha3032 Рік тому

    Did he finally had son 🤔

  • @SK28th
    @SK28th Рік тому

  • @171QA
    @171QA Рік тому

    Uh-huh.

  • @Scotialives1
    @Scotialives1 Рік тому +1

    Tell heels vs baby face he isn't the messiah

  • @almeidajfna
    @almeidajfna Рік тому +9

    The equivalent today world be to give a nobel peace prize to a guy that authorized the bombing of thousands of innocents

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris Рік тому +1

      the modern day equivalent is the Time magazine cover Donald trump has on his wall, the fake one