Brewstew - Breakups
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2015
- I think everyone should get their heart ripped out through their asshole at least once in life. A rough idea of where I've been the past few months.
Thanks for the patience guys, I love each and every one of you like that Klondike bar I forgot I had in the back of the freezer.
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Well he’s a married man now!
Zombie Zeus next video “Brewstew- divorces”
@@travis2950 Do. Not. Jinx. It.
But... But... We'd get a new video.
I'm torn...
You coming home
Let's hope his wife doesn't divorce him
"Ohhhhh so this is why people kill themselves" best line ever
I laughed so hard at that. Lol.
101 uses for a noose
I was about to post this, but you were on top of it a while ago lol
For reasons unknown, he was found in a gun shop sayin,"I NEED TO BUY A GUN WITH ONE BULLET!"
L_W pkibn
I've never heard someone describe how a breakup feels so accurately before hahaha
Dude was spot on lol I died when they asked him if he was alright at the bar and the dramatic music starts playing💀💀💀
Dude thank you.
Just got out of and 8 year relationship and I am suicidal and this is the first time I’ve genuinely laughed in 22 days.
Hope your doing better
Don’t do anything drastic brother. There are so many beautiful girls out there…. I had the same feelings but in a short period of time i meet this perfect girl
Mate dont kill yourself, please consider taking some time to recover. It just takes time.
Are you still alive or died?
It’s funny that you record the last time you laughed.
"ooohhhh, so this is why people kill themselves"
Made me spit water from laughing and trying not to cry as it's me right now
Hi, Mason
Sorry to hear guys. Hope u find a better bf or gf or husband or wife.
@MMA hub damn man I hope things are working out now
lol it’s just like “hahahah..ha..h.. wait a minute......”
I’m your 669 like, NOICE.
What if she’s dating Micheal
Oh god he should be extra mad
Danny Tovar *COLLECT 15 DOLLARS*
@@KolchaksGhost OOH ITS MY LUCKY DAY
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO RIDE BIKES,I wAnT To Go RiDe BiKeS?!
Pengin punkin well shit now it’s only us Michael
I remember a quote from family guy and I live by it 😂
“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap”
the forced ones are loud too. Another piece of advice for ya.
Facts
My girlfriend just broke up with me, been feeling like a lifeless husk. This videos helps alot.
How are you feeling now?
“Oooh so this why people kill themselves” man I felt that 🤣🤣🤣
We all
Wait…what?
I’m trying to DIE
Bro you okay?
Me to
I just broke up with my girlfriend. This made me feel better. I'm gonna go find some more asshole rainbows.
BluStarz i hope you do have a great day 😼👍
@@trivoo521 is that theseal?
Auto Tune what the fuck is a theseal
im pretty sure you broke up on roblox or on gacha life
lmao.
@@trivoo521 deaseal
Few years ago i was going through a tough one. I was scouring the internet for solution and shit just to find comfort in some professional explaining shit i didnt care about. Then i found you. I could relate so much to your stories. Been subscribed ever since and i re-watch your videos to feel good. You are like my personal feel good channel.
Same here dude. Same exact scenario. Hope you’re doing well.
Really needed to hear this. I broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years today. He became a very hurtful person and I just couldn't take it anymore. He was my best friend and we blended our lives so much and he's the only person I've slept with. I don't know how I'm going to get over it.
im sure by now you are like. i gotta thank that person for getting me out of a bad relationship.
@C. Haze you're disgusting
"Burn her house down in minecraft" 😂😂😂 2:29
Portal 2 Cave Johnson reference?
😆😂🤣😆😂
@@L30GH05TDUD3 it's not a reference it's a game, you dumby
I actually did this😅🤣
@@Mutus i killed her cats and parrots
1:48 got me dying of laughter i can’t get over how perfect and realistic that is😂
@@Genosse_Richard1961 Two steps from hell-Moving Mountains
@Plushie World Kev what song?
@@Bwong55 moving mountains choir
@TorchWood moving mountains choir
1:10 was more accurate
I recently broke up with my girlfriend and I am always debating in my head if it was the right call since I am afraid that I’ll never have another girlfriend but this video made me feel a lot better.
"Oh, so this is why people kill themselves" Let me tell you a story (that line made me nearly wet my pants by the way)
When I was 16 in 2004 I dated a girl in high school. We were (at the time) both goth kids (it was popular back then). She dumped me, I swallowed aspirin to kill myself. Flash forward to 2011 and we find each other again. We date for 3 more years and she dumps me again in 2014 to date my 45 year old cousin whose marriage she destroyed by tattling to his then-wife about his cheating with her 19 year old best friend (yes really).
This video came out in 2015 and boy was I still a wreck for that whole year. But as I sit here in 2020, having only dated that one girl in my 32 years, I hope she's happy. We weren't in love, we were attached to one another due to past trauma from high school, nothing more. Attachment through trauma can feel like love, but it's not and it never will be. It took me 6 years of being single to realize this.
But I have the first date since she dumped me in 2014 coming up this Saturday, and boy if I'm not ready to give this whole dating thing another shot after so long away. Wish me luck boys!
Wish you the best bro ^^
wish you all the luck i could possibly have bud
@@grivitastb Appreciated my friend! It turns out that woman and I didn't click very much. BUT I went on a date with a girl maybe 2 months later and we've been together for the last 6 months so far! Glad I got back out there. But even if things don't work out between us, I know I'll always have this video to come back to if I need a laugh!
@@TomMcMorrow glad to hear that!, i hope the rest goes as well
Fuck love and everything about it!!
"I NEED TO BUY A GUN WITH ONLY 1 BULLET" xD
Thank god for Brewstew haha
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele Ohhhhhh, this is why people kill themselves lol
RaunchyToons dude the moment you said this I heard him say this
RaunchyToons lol
“A satuday night special is an easy thing to buy all you gotta be is 21 or 15 if ya lie”
RaunchyToons 1@
Dont worry now, your engaged and married now.
Congrats dude.
Words spoke moment before distaste
Being engaged and married at the same time. Impressive.
@@DAAWM yeah you
@@gdchimp7127 i
@@pieterpennings9532 someone get this man a *engaged and married*
When I was 25 I had my heart ripped out, it took me several years to get over. But I eventually realized she was the crazy one and these days I don't miss her one bit. I'm now 36, married to a younger woman with our first kid on the way. My Ex contacted me about 5 years ago and I blocked her ass. You'll be surprised how many young women regret dumping a good guy once they hit 30. Hang in there guys, the power shifts.
That 30 thing is too accurate
The power shift, love that
1:32 I love the way he says "GOD DAMN IT" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:51- 1:01 I love how aggressive he is over a can opener.
Hey if you ever end up in a shitty cheap apartment with only canned goods (because shopping is not on the "cry your self to sleep" gameplan) you'll understand.
It’s a real struggle when you don’t have a can opener
Do yk what movie that character is from on that portrait top right at 0:55
@@sonthatyt2228home alone
SHE TOOK THE GRILL TONGS WHEN SHE LEFT DUDE, I COULD NOT TAKE THE HOT DOGS OUT OF THE PAN! I WAS MORTIFIED!!
I'm pretty f**kin far from alright... Pulp Fiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kidnamek69 I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
Just got out of an 8 year relationship this helped alot tbh ima go sit in my car and get drunk again tonight.
“Oh so this is why people kill themselves” is still one of the most useable quotes
so excited to see you posted another video! can't believe I didn't see this until today. keep on posting. they're always great!
+itsAlexClark Toons Small world, eh, Alex? :P (This is Crabby)
Redtrotter Productions noice
I agree alex XD
Alex what are you trying to do commenting on these videos are you trying to get more subs?
Jaaaj Sika He's just a fan of Brewstew.
just got out of a 4 year relationship and was engaged. Im definitely downing a few drinks and slowly getting myself together. Thanks for the videos man
sorry to hear that bro hope you're okay
Dang that really sucks, hope your doing better man
Keep the head up man we all been there
keep your head up king.
Forgot i posted this comment. We worked things out and are currently doing couple counseling. Things are definitely much better between us
This is shockingly accurate. Especially the "Ooooh. THIS is why people commit suicide." part.
I love that I can watch these videos from seven years ago and there’s no quality difference
She left you the aluminum foil and hydrogen peroxide as an ironic indicator that you can bandage/disinfect outside wounds but you can't do the same with the ones she left you with...
She tied you to a kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair but she can't say Hallelujah
@@katarzynamatracz4011 she cut your hair and from her lips fell a hallelujah.
Deep
“Oh this is why people kill themselves”. Laughed SO hard and loud . Omg . Still breathing . Had to pause and comment this after 😭😭🤣🤣
Its more so for divorce tbh
2:04 hits different
I have never broken up with a girl
I have never had a girlfriend
That One Boy same chief
Same
That One Boy it’s painful when you lose someone you’re with for a long time
Wait until you do and you care for that person and not getting the same effort back, that hurts :v
L
I gave up on all that shit years ago. Do you know how many can openers i own?
Tucense zero?
1 can opener.. exactly 1 fucking can opener
Tuc 0?
100
I felt like this for so long and I am forever grateful my future wife walked into my life. If you ever feel down just remember the heart ache is only temporary and things will get better. ❤️😊
Friend: “Hey, you should come out with us tonight.”
Brewstew: No, I’m busy. I gotta cry in my car and get drunk.
Friend: please?
Brewstew: No, I gotta cry in my car and get drunk!
Friend: Oh come on!
Brewstew: I SAID I GOTTA CRY IN MY FUKING FOUR-TORIS, AND GET DRUNK,
GODDAMIT!
That entire convo made me laugh lol 😆
This shit is funnier than fuck. How is this not more popular?
I KNOW RIGHT?
Because he was gone for like 9 months and he lost thousands and thousands of subscribers but i stayed here
Hmmm... guys, we have to do our job as fans: *SPREAD THE WORD EVERYONE!*
1:09 The sad realization 😂
Ah jeez. Went through it earlier this year. 3 years like it was nothing.
I'm back a after a year free and laughed the whole way through this video
My break ups weren't that hard to get though. Once the love was gone from the relationship I didn't care that they broke up with me and we ended up getting along much better as friends.
Jaiden was right, these animations are hilarious!
More like the stories are funny XD
yeeeh
JZ 360_9 yeah
yes , totally. my god so funny
JZ 360_9 jaiden doesnt have funny content
My girlfriend moved out after a fight on New Years, and I'm watching this until he says "sitting there in total silence, in an empty house...'ohhh, so this is why people kill themselves!"
Lost my shit, for real. I think my neighbors heard me laugh.
I like how you can make depression sound happy
Last night I broke up with my ex since he found someone else that will probably haunt me for the next few years so I decided to come back to this video and I'm so happy I did. This was so relatable and funny, hopefully I'll start to feel better.
I watch this video every time when I'm heartbroken and I just wanted to say thank you for always cheering me up when I need it. I do know that wasn't quite your intention but thank you anyways. You did a great job there!
Btw it's not just me, I send this Video to everyone in that Situation and it works like magic.
Keep it going and don't EVER delete that Video.
Me too
Quit being a fucking dick and the epitome of women hating men. Than this will become funny instead of a remnant of your better day's gone by
A new Brewstew! *runs around screaming and trips and splits head open*
Angelika Wade If you wake your dad up, tell him his mustache is outta sight
***** one of the best comments on a comment right here
Angelika Wade yeah about time this lazy fat bitch uploads a new video
Damian Bluehey, if it's funny enough for my head injury it's worth the wait
@@brewstew Green poop, I know how that feels, just go to Hawaii for a week, day 2 or 3, your poop will start turning green, its legit, happened to me 2 years ago
this man right here broadcasts his entire life story and we're here for it all.
Just finished a 3yr relationship and we always watched ur videos together. But now i remembered u posted one of these videos and man did u make me feel better 👌💯
Minecraft door sound?
Emily May yes
Emily May sashimi
all the sounds he uses are domain sounds
well minecraft took that sound from somewhere else
194114
I'm not gonna lie I needed to watch this cause I'm feeling the heartbreak.
Hope your doing better today bruh
Same
Same
Have a virtual hug 🤗
Here, have a soda on me 🥤
same
“Oooh so this is why people kill the self’s.” Fuck I felt that 😂
Going through heartbreak hell so I had to revisit this classic to make me feel better
I'm watching this while watching home alone
CATZ Da Man do you even spell bro?
She couldn't leave me the goddamn ducking canopener
CAT Z
I know this comment has uploaded over a year ago but me to
@@girf4233 ...what did he spell wrong?
I'm going through a bad breakup right now. I've must have watched this video 25 times already. It's sort of therapeutic.
Hope you are doing better today 👍👍
@@FoodBrosTV I am doing fantastic today! I hope you're doing good as well!
druming maniac keep your head up king 👑
now?
I’m glad I can laugh at this now.
Found this just 2 days after my girlfriend dumped me, made me remember others are here too!
You're not alone. I got discarded and thrown away and dumped by my ex two months ago. I feel your pain.
I got dumped like 2-3 weeks ago 😞
I’ve had 2 girlfriends my first one was a liar and the 2nd one left me because she thought I would get with another girl which wasn’t true
Cry and get drunk then
Okay.
Don't worry Tyler, I still love you.
Yeah Tyler is our boi
Find tuna
Dude watching all the Brewstew content just makes the day better :)
Just went through a breakup this helped a lot
2:00 pulp fiction line yes!
I didn't know if anyone else caught that🤣
Every time I feel sad I watch your videos. Thanks Tyler keep up the good work bro
fuckink LIAR!
2:04 when a toxic kid loses at fortnite after bragging how good he is
Gotta cry in my car and get drunk such a Funny line😂😂😂
1:18:
Me: nah I cant I'm busy
Him: What you doing
Me: practicing my noose tying skills
00:02
That’s what happened when I spilled my guts to some girl and said “lol are u joking”
Joshua Tobias “so this is why people kill themselves”
Im currently going through my first breakup and I remember you having a video about breakups. I try to get myself to listen to others but its just hard right now of this new type of emotion. I really want her back man
It's even worse when you know you're to blame, so every hangover almost feels deserved.
2:20 I understand your pain
The brain coming through the door at the end gets me everytime 😂😂
Yes because there's a little bit of truth to that tho🤣
Wow how did I not find this video I've watched every single one except for this one
I've seen thus video thousands of times before for entertainment but now that I got dumped I find it funny how 1 day later it pops up in my recommend
I feel this
The best damn part of this video is 0:51
2:42 it has finally caught up to us
And I’m 5 years into the future
Having just been through a breakup yesterday this video did make me feel slightly better. Gotta go find me some asshole rainbows again eventually.
Let’s just all hope he doesn’t need to make a sequel. Stay amazing, Tyler.
I don't get how you aren't one of the top channels on UA-cam, everything U post is soooooooo funny. I found you back in 4th grade when I was looking for pinewood derby car ideas. What I got instead was wet pants because of how hard I laughed at that video (my personal favorite) keep up the great work.
Heartbroken by: losing a friend who didn’t like me
Aww I'm sorry :(
Bruh yes, I can agree with that so much, man losing a homie is sometimes really tuff ngl (no homo)🤣
Relatable for a different reason
same
Watching this after just getting dumped today, made me smile at least a little
I just gotta say, even though im years late to this. Its still spot on perfect. Thank you
“so this is why people kill themselves” i feel so bad for laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:10 Rest in Peace Hot Rod
TheNaturalPatHarris "requiescat in pace" - Ezio Auditore
I remember watching this when it came out and thought it was funny but couldn’t relate. Currently going through a breakup and man did this help. Thank you. You probably aren’t reading this but thank you.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday and im alone outside rn thinking and this video genuinely gave me a couple chuckles and made me this moment im in a little better.
Hi from TonyVToons and Jaiden
same!
Same XD #Taiden
same
Same
Yep
This video quite accurately describes the past 3 months of my life..
We were together for 4 years, even had my son together, which makes it so much worse. We still love each other a lot, still talk and see each other every day and play and touch each other and have family days.
My heart belongs to this woman. But sometimes things just don't work out the way you want them to. My son makes everything beyond worth it. He's my best friend. The love of my life..
I would be NOTHING without him. So hang in there. We will live 🖤
Dang sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out in the end tho👍
Thanks man needed this
You always make me laugh, it really helps, thank you 😊
The way break is red and ups is green in the thumbnail is just perfect
@brewstew thank you so much. I am going through a messy and confusing break up and I feel really terrible. Your videos I discovered them after my ex dumped me and I just want you to know thank you so much. You really put a smile on my face.
Well i knew i was gonna come back to this video one day after a break up.just hoped it wasnt gonna be as bad as this sounds.Thnx for the help brew stew
Brewstew lol youve made my day with these cartoons at lunch all i do is watch ur vids all the time during lunch at school after school before school dude i dont lnow what i would watch without this :)
I can actually relate to this so much it’s depressing.. and that was only a two year relationship and involved other alternatives to drinking. Luckily non-addictive and harmless slightly underaged alternatives
Thank you. This really helped me I love your videos thank you
This is helping me so much rn
This helped me get through my break up much love dude
Breakups are no fun, hope your doing better 👍
3:03 thats what we had to sing at school
My hard as hell breakup was a year ago this week, and my ex married a dude in my class two months later. We all go to law school now in the same building, sometimes in the same room, and it still hurts like hell. But now I can laught at this, again hard as hell. Thanks again, Brewstew.
This is ironicly the best and most real brewstew video ever
1:59 atleast you were honest lol
U really like home alone
It's an iconic film
love your stuff guys the best