KRIKROF TOWN my in game name is James_Bond_1963 and my M4A3E2 Jumbo made a tiger tank, a couple panzers, a panther, an IS-1 and a t-34-85 stay behind cover as the only thing the could shoot was my turret
tbh ivemet good teams.its not only on german teams, but all tank teams. nobody talks.the only reason why german tanks are often killed this much is due to the fact that they are slower in the game, as in irl. sohellcats and such flank them and nobody pings them on the map when shot. and russian tanks....nvm.
James Yuen No, its not that german tankers dont aim. I was playing FV4202 and he decided (my engine was black) instead of shooting my front hull he shot the front part of my turret. (not the weakspot)
It's not just german teams. just say it as it is, more than 90% of warthunder players couldn't tell their ass from a hole in the ground. I regularly end up being last man standing with more than 5 kills in a team of dead noobs, often all killed by one or two pros in the enemy team. Nobody points out their locations, nobody pings them, nobody talks, nobody angles their armor, instead they stand around in spawn or rush straight into a cap as one big tunnel-visioned, bulking target. It's a shame.
Commander: Enemy spotted, SHOOT! Gunner: I got you, comrade! *bounces off* Commander: YOU HAD ONE JOB! *bounce destroys the other enemy* Gunner: Yes, I had a one job, and?.. Commander: And you... Did it great!
(Voice of Russell Crow ) "Are you not Entertained", (Voice of Leonidas) "This is Sparta (Capture point A), Protecting Sparta and fragging is our enemies is our profession, Aaaaaaahhhhhuuuuuu "
Life of a bullet: Born and raised in town 34. I was named 'Skipper'. Had a crush on the Panther, but later got rejected and got flown into drama with a 'friend' who got in the way of my life and tore my heart into pieces...
churchill commander: you boys heard about this new bottle flip challenge? loader: we'll chat after we take care of this tank, alright pops. gunner: hey john, mind giving me a proper shot. driver: how about a tank flip challenge? *flips tank gunner: well that works. radio operator: wait till command hears about this.
Commander: Charles ol' boy, remember that stunt we pulled at the Royal Albert Hall? Driver: Oh ya mean the Peckham style-barrel roll-egg toss? Commander: That's just the one, I thought It might be a good idea to re-enact that especially for this enemy tank. Driver: Right you are sir! Might want to 'ang on to somethin'! Gunner: Cor! Bloomin' 'eck!
domestic cat: hi guys! whats up! Tigers and Panthers: go away! domestic cat: hey! I can hunt too! Tigers and Panthers: AHH!! WHY YOU SHOOT AT HIM? domestic cat: see? I told you! Tigers and Panthers: Stop it! domestic cat: no, i need to prove it to you! Last Panther: Noooooooo! domestic cat: wait a second, now i dont have any friends. Awwwwwwwwwwwww....
Vodka propelled engine? we have it! Stalinium armor? Of curse we have it! SHVSCAPHETDFSVP (Super-Hig-Velocity-Stalinium-Capped-Armor-Piercing-High-Explosive-Tank-Destroyer-Fin-Stabilized-Vodka-Propelled) bullet? we have it! A good crew? Ho need a skilled crew with a T-34? DA!
churchills commander: engaging a tactical roll driver: roll or die gunner:but are you sure we can do this commander commander: dont worry just swing side to side and we will be fine
Churchill gunner: "He's rushing below us sir, we can't aim our cannon low enough to hit him!" Churchill commander: "Driver, do a barrel roll!" Churchill driver: "Say again?" Churchill commander: "You heard me"
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the bouncy T-34 vs world of tanks! (T-34 kills every one.). Wargaming says,"That failed." A Horton 334 comes in and just kills the T-34 like it was a LVT.
Opponents: Come out of this point. T34: no, I'll keep this point no matter what you try. Opponent: okay, so you've sealed your downfall. T34: good luck next time.
Capture A point to start the game Game starts in 3...2...1... Games started Wave one: 2 Tanks Passed Wave two: 3 tanks + two airplanes Passed Wave three: 3 tanks + bombs Passed You won 5000 golden Eagles
On the T-34, it appears that he recruited Chuck Norris as the Gunner, Rambo as the loader, and Jackie Chan as the driver. That explains why he just would not die.
ChurchIIII Mk: VII: Wanna see my stunt? T-34-53: Show me. ChurchIIII Mk VII: Ok (Do a barrel roll) T-34-53: Wow. ChurchIIII Mk VII: (Fire the shell.) T-34-53: (Kaboom) Ow, its so cool, but hurts at same time.
Gunner: Oi, Commander, what's this M18's power level? Commander: It... It's over nine thousand! *says angrily, crashing his binoculars in hand* Gunner: What? There's no wa-... *dies*
"A pack of Tigers, in their Natural Habitat, grazing the fields, and enjoying the sun. Their natural enemy, the Hellcat is planning an attack on the pack of Tigers, needing to feed it's Cubs, the M10 and M8A1, soon going to starve to death. Soon after plotting it's attack, the Hellcat strikes, and takes down the Tigers one by one, until there is no trace of them left. Finally, The Hellcat can feed it's young, so they can grow to become Hellcats themselves."
The American Cat destroyed its German relatives to send a message to the Ru 251,saying that although its tracks gone rusty and its engine deceived him,the Hellcat still got tricks under its turret,and just started playing with fire
Gaijin: "Thank you warrior, your bravery is like pure Stalinium and this battle deserves 5000 G.E.!" Warrior: "Oh, thank you!" *Warrior dies shortly after after being hit by rockets of some enemy plane*
The t-34 commander later talk to his comrades: commander: I was attacked by multiple British tanks. comrades: How do you know that? commander: Because I was hit more than 10 times and only the driver was killed in action.
Hellcat Commander: move on them pack of tigers and panthers Driver: but sir, we're easily out numbered Hellcat Commander: They don't even see us, move in Driver: okay sir Hellcat Commander: Gunner and loader, make sure that gun shots and kill Gunner: Yes Sir Loader: Roger
When life gives you shells, _toss it to the next guy._
German anger management class, 1944
Wait did he just admit there is stalinium in game? Russian bias confirmed?
Illuminati confirmed mate
StevenGameZ stalinium is a real metal thats was discovered before ww2
sekrit documents were tru!!
Commander: Oi James!
Driver: Ye?
Commander: Remember that time you dropped the kettle off the stairs?
Driver: I got you lad.
this comment has already won :/
This is gonna win, no need to hope for your own comment to win now, LOL!
Why do people like these comments... they are very unoriginal.
madlyawww I ask myself that every day
Jealousy much? ._.
that Churchill take less time to do Aileron roll than my Hs-129...
Churchill commander: "hey look a penny"
Alex Fundenberger The simplest things are fucking hilarious, and you sir, are fucking hilarious.
Typical americans swearing, XD
Thats what I call, a 360 no - scope!
The last battle was better then the ending of Fury
so true
More realistic too!
tru
"Have you ever seen a tank shell bounce off one target and kill another?" - Yes, in a previous episode of Thunder Show.
Was gonna say!
yeah in Thunder Show: One in a million ricochet
KE Atoll ive been watching Thunder show and The shooting range since they first uploaded
Hwo needs james bond when you have a cat to destroy all the germans
KRIKROF TOWN my in game name is James_Bond_1963 and my M4A3E2 Jumbo made a tiger tank, a couple panzers, a panther, an IS-1 and a t-34-85 stay behind cover as the only thing the could shoot was my turret
German teams and their wonderful comunication and awareness
tbh ivemet good teams.its not only on german teams, but all tank teams. nobody talks.the only reason why german tanks are often killed this much is due to the fact that they are slower in the game, as in irl. sohellcats and such flank them and nobody pings them on the map when shot.
and russian tanks....nvm.
James Yuen No, its not that german tankers dont aim. I was playing FV4202 and he decided (my engine was black) instead of shooting my front hull he shot the front part of my turret. (not the weakspot)
It's not just german teams. just say it as it is, more than 90% of warthunder players couldn't tell their ass from a hole in the ground. I regularly end up being last man standing with more than 5 kills in a team of dead noobs, often all killed by one or two pros in the enemy team. Nobody points out their locations, nobody pings them, nobody talks, nobody angles their armor, instead they stand around in spawn or rush straight into a cap as one big tunnel-visioned, bulking target. It's a shame.
everytime i see a tank of a team mate go out from behind a building, not even engled, but showing the entire flat side
i facepalm
angled*
I'm going to talk to Hollywood to produce a movie about the Spartan T 34
Now that was a cat fight!
Commander: Enemy spotted, SHOOT!
Gunner: I got you, comrade!
*bounces off*
Commander: YOU HAD ONE JOB!
*bounce destroys the other enemy*
Gunner: Yes, I had a one job, and?..
Commander: And you... Did it great!
Another, please dont eaven try this anymore.
And please don´t even try to spell words anymore, that are above your intelligence level.
"eaven".
Oh just shut up, I might be trying to get 5000 Golden Eagles by commenting some crap, but you don't even know how to spell.
"eaven."
Enemy team: The A Point is Ours
T-34: NO......THIS.......IS......MINE
(Voice of Russell Crow ) "Are you not Entertained", (Voice of Leonidas) "This is Sparta (Capture point A), Protecting Sparta and fragging is our enemies is our profession, Aaaaaaahhhhhuuuuuu "
Life of a bullet:
Born and raised in town 34. I was named 'Skipper'.
Had a crush on the Panther, but later got rejected and got flown into drama with a 'friend' who got in the way of my life and tore my heart into pieces...
"Enemy t34 at our capture point? Just hold ma shit..."
That T-34 tank surely had VRA, Vodka Reactive Armor , such an incredible skill.
Russian bias confirmed.
Patriot form Poland when hè said there should be made a movie about it he clearly isnt watching any yt himself. enough russian bias there.
Patriot form Poland - Patriot *FROM* Poland
SOH 102 lol i didn't notice that and I have the best notes in my class xd
SOH 102 thnks for pointing that out
Patriot form Poland No problem! Now change it :D
Now that M18 is performing cannibalism...
churchill commander: you boys heard about this new bottle flip challenge?
loader: we'll chat after we take care of this tank, alright pops.
gunner: hey john, mind giving me a proper shot.
driver: how about a tank flip challenge?
*flips tank
gunner: well that works.
radio operator: wait till command hears about this.
Spartans we got this show this army whos the hardest and keep this point
the way the last battle was filmed reinds me of those old strategy games
I will not make the reference, I will not make the reference, I will not- THIS. IS. MOTHERLAND!
Churchill Comander:
"Ha, did not even spill my tee!"
The Churchill radio operrator turns the radio on:
"They see me rollin, they explod'n! "
Funny how as soon as the clip was ending our hero get's rek't by some ground pounding rocket aircraft and ends it there XD
Commander: Charles ol' boy, remember that stunt we pulled at the Royal Albert Hall?
Driver: Oh ya mean the Peckham style-barrel roll-egg toss?
Commander: That's just the one, I thought It might be a good idea to re-enact that especially for this enemy tank.
Driver: Right you are sir! Might want to 'ang on to somethin'!
Gunner: Cor! Bloomin' 'eck!
That Hellcat just hunted the hunting, literally
domestic cat: hi guys! whats up!
Tigers and Panthers: go away!
domestic cat: hey! I can hunt too!
Tigers and Panthers: AHH!! WHY YOU SHOOT AT HIM?
domestic cat: see? I told you!
Tigers and Panthers: Stop it!
domestic cat: no, i need to prove it to you!
Last Panther: Noooooooo!
domestic cat: wait a second, now i dont have any friends. Awwwwwwwwwwwww....
last battle he was a true spartan because he died right when his allies were there to join the fight.
truly one of a kind no doubt!
The moment when you are the only hope to your team and make honor to them its satisfying
Ahh... The tea isnt ready sir! it needs a good shake! Churchill Comander: driver! Do a barrel roll!!
That's not a flip, that's falling with style!
That churchill did A BARREL ROLL
No that was planed dodge
nieyu 71 hey! That is a aeilion roll. Not barrel roll. A barrel roll is when u flip in a barrel
I know that but the meme is Barrel role
Vodka propelled engine? we have it!
Stalinium armor? Of curse we have it!
SHVSCAPHETDFSVP (Super-Hig-Velocity-Stalinium-Capped-Armor-Piercing-High-Explosive-Tank-Destroyer-Fin-Stabilized-Vodka-Propelled) bullet? we have it!
A good crew? Ho need a skilled crew with a T-34?
DA!
Churchill driver: How did we survive that?
Gunner: I don't know but it sure was one hell of a turnover.
0:42 that Churchill tried to be like star fox after the tank crew got advice from Peppy and went to DO A BARREL ROLL
Put that Churchill in the tank olymipics!
That wasn't sliding off a hill, rolling to confuse the enemy or anything like that...
it was Nigel training for the gymnastic competition that week!
churchills commander: engaging a tactical roll
driver: roll or die
gunner:but are you sure we can do this commander
commander: dont worry just swing side to side and we will be fine
Churchill gunner: "He's rushing below us sir, we can't aim our cannon low enough to hit him!"
Churchill commander: "Driver, do a barrel roll!"
Churchill driver: "Say again?"
Churchill commander: "You heard me"
You said that Churchill did a somersault... Wrong, He was on a *ROLL!*
That m18 hellcat is more of a underdog now.
The T-34 driver: They are many enemies!
The commander: That is why we will be remembered comrade!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have the bouncy T-34 vs world of tanks! (T-34 kills every one.). Wargaming says,"That failed." A Horton 334 comes in and just kills the T-34 like it was a LVT.
These enemys are just like wasps. When you kill one wasp comes more and more...
Players: SEE,T34s ARE 2 DAMN STRONK
Gaijin: No its good lol
Players: PLS
Bravery like pure stalinium? Komrad you not need bravery when you have stalinium!
Churchill's commander to his driver : God dammit there is spilled tea all over now !!
Gaijin: This battle should be made into a movie
Me: Challenge Accepted
the t-34 be like "there goes my luck in war thunder for the whole week"
Opponents: Come out of this point. T34: no, I'll keep this point no matter what you try. Opponent: okay, so you've sealed your downfall. T34: good luck next time.
Churchill Commander: DO A BARREL ROLL, LAD!
Churchill Driver: Roightee-o.
4:40 the churchil was like,''hey whats going on here....bom''
Wow that Churchill sure was on a roll *ba dum tisss*
The True Gamerz Dynamite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No wonder the Tigers are almost extinct...
the Churchill just perform the famous maneuver "Rolling the cigar"
They say I can be anything, so I become a tank acrobat
Commander: bet you cant do a summersalt
Driver: hold my tea!
that Churchill was a true british bulldog, it even rolled over!
commander: this is peppy, do a barrlel roll!
driver: I got you fam
Starts capping at end feeling awesome then finally gets fragged with rocket
Driver : Kamarad, there is no way we are going to hold this A point by ourselves!
Gunner : Hold my Kvass!
Capture A point to start the game
Game starts in 3...2...1...
Games started
Wave one: 2 Tanks
Passed
Wave two: 3 tanks + two airplanes
Passed
Wave three: 3 tanks + bombs
Passed
You won 5000 golden Eagles
Hey Gaijin, you should add a thunder league gymnastics competition. That Churchill would definitely win the heavyweight class.
churchill: "it's over, t-34. I have the higher ground" *rolls down the hill*
t-34: "you underestimate my power" *dies*
On the T-34, it appears that he recruited Chuck Norris as the Gunner, Rambo as the loader, and Jackie Chan as the driver. That explains why he just would not die.
Gunner: Sir we are heavily outnumbered
Tank commander: No they are
Commander:Do a barrel roll with tank
Driver:Ho...
Commander:I know' ill hold ur tea cup
churchill comander : nigel DO A BARREL ROLL!
when the commander was a fighter pilot: Commander "- DO A BARREL ROLL"
Driver: "Sir. we are in a tank!"
Commander: "Get out, let me show you"
ChurchIIII Mk: VII: Wanna see my stunt?
T-34-53: Show me.
ChurchIIII Mk VII: Ok (Do a barrel roll)
T-34-53: Wow.
ChurchIIII Mk VII: (Fire the shell.)
T-34-53: (Kaboom) Ow, its so cool, but hurts at same time.
Gunner: Oi, Commander, what's this M18's power level?
Commander: It... It's over nine thousand! *says angrily, crashing his binoculars in hand*
Gunner: What? There's no wa-... *dies*
Spartan Tank checklist: Weapons:check. Guts:check intelligence:check. Sweet spartan helmet: Waiting on Gaijin......
Man, that last clip hit me hard like the ending of Fury. Goes through all of that only to be taken out by an explosive.
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churchill commander: they see me rollin... they hatin patrollin trynna catch me killin bias
That second clip should be captioned as, "The greatest cat fight of all time".
T-34: Yo shell, can you like, bounce off a tank and hit another one for me?
Shell: I gotcha.
Target x2 destroyed.
The Hellcat brings a whole new meaning to "cat fight"...
"A pack of Tigers, in their Natural Habitat, grazing the fields, and enjoying the sun. Their natural enemy, the Hellcat is planning an attack on the pack of Tigers, needing to feed it's Cubs, the M10 and M8A1, soon going to starve to death. Soon after plotting it's attack, the Hellcat strikes, and takes down the Tigers one by one, until there is no trace of them left. Finally, The Hellcat can feed it's young, so they can grow to become Hellcats themselves."
American and British commanders: we have him now! its 1 on 5!
T-34 commander: HOLD MY VODKA
You could say that the manuever the tank pulled really had Churchill rolling in his grave
If planes dog fight, would combatt between an M18 and Tigers be considered a cat fight?
Yep!
The American Cat destroyed its German relatives to send a message to the Ru 251,saying that although its tracks gone rusty and its engine deceived him,the Hellcat still got tricks under its turret,and just started playing with fire
That M18 hellcat killed a whole squad of Tigers and jagdpanzers, i guess you can call the M18 a Hell-Cat
Gaijin: "Thank you warrior, your bravery is like pure Stalinium and this battle deserves 5000 G.E.!"
Warrior: "Oh, thank you!"
*Warrior dies shortly after after being hit by rockets of some enemy plane*
Put some spartans in a stalinium made T-34 and boom you got spartan bias
T:34: This is KARELIA!!!!!!!!!
T34: "For the motherland, wait where is anyone? Nevermind, FOR THE MOTHERLAND"
That Churchill FELL for that T-34
*badumm tsssss*
"Your bravery is like pure Stalinium"
Gaijin guy said it
Stalinium on Warthunder confirmed
PRAISE COMRADE STALIN
churchill commander : Hey firefly, look! a cup of tea and biscuits
The t-34 commander later talk to his comrades:
commander: I was attacked by multiple British tanks.
comrades: How do you know that?
commander: Because I was hit more than 10 times and only the driver was killed in action.
Ivan: Yuri! We are not going to hold this cap zone by our selves! We are gonna die!
Yuri: Hold my Vodka
"Here we observe a Hellcat teaching how to hunt alone to a pack of 'big' cats."
Hellcat is now the King Tiger
commander: come on fight me with you got
pilot: target destroyed
Commander: bail boys bail get out
"Nigel, hold my tea." Jack
"Holding tea sir." Nigel
*starts flipping
"What are you doing" Ivan
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" Nigel and Jack
"Nyet!!" Ivan
The Churchill was not a tank, but a plane. As it rolled down the hill majestically it dropped its bombs. Causing the T-34 to explode. :)
Hellcat Commander: move on them pack of tigers and panthers
Driver: but sir, we're easily out numbered
Hellcat Commander: They don't even see us, move in
Driver: okay sir
Hellcat Commander: Gunner and loader, make sure that gun shots and kill
Gunner: Yes Sir
Loader: Roger
You Know what they say even the biggest can be the most suprising