Grandma got ran over by a reindeer... is what we'll be telling the police when they start poking around. Now quit your cryin' and help me clean the blood off the front fender.
You better not shout You better not pout You better not cry I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is going in dry.... He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good That's how he knows who to take...
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why, Santa clause is coming to town and he's had an incredibly long drive. The last thing he needs is any shit off you two!
Here's a suggestion: here's the weather-forecast for the Christmas weekend: please prepare your public transport, spades, etc. because there will be about several inches or more of snow all over the UK! Yes, after 2 milleniums and 13 years of waiting, we're finally predicting and dreaming of a white Christmas! :S
03:10, my most favorite Holiday Sentiment....the BADDSANTA playlist on RIXRADvidz is a great way for adults to enjoy the Holi-Daze once again.....please do.
@xXMusicxMadnessXx it really dosn't work hence my comment! I do know what a mouse is it runs around and squeeks lol I guess the video has a problem for some people
re: Unlikely Things to Hear in 2012: 1. Female news presenter: welcome to the news at 6. The world hasn't ended today (stripping off slowly) so i'm not afraid to show these bastards! 2. And they're off and what's this? Sky in last place? They'd better be for their excution afterwards! 3. It's Fatima's turn for Javelin and.. oooohhhh! She's definately owned the guy who got 4000 complaints for commenting about her weight!
@@silvasilvasilva yeah, like i enjoyed Frankie Boyle myself, i just think he, like many insult comedians, sometimes tell crude jokes for the sake of it. people try too hard sometimes
Aaaah the Ex-box joke. Always warms my heart and give me my future dad joke ideas. You are a treasure Milton.
I love when Chris Addison clicks his heels. 😂
My left ear really liked this episode
Oh thank God! I thought my headphones had gone kaput for a second 😂
@@Rockersrule1011 same 😂
''I haven't got you a present grandma cos daddy promised you'll be dead''
That quote has me in stitches every time I hear it
''Are you hoping for a white christmas? meet us on the street corner in 10 mins''
"Santa, that's not your sleigh. That ones looks weird!" "That's because it's not a sleigh, it's replacement bus service."
Xbox-Milton = the winner
😂
"i didnt get you a present grandma cuz grandpa promised you'd be dead". OMG!!!!!!!
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer... is what we'll be telling the police when they start poking around. Now quit your cryin' and help me clean the blood off the front fender.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
3:10 Saying that to my kids 😂😂😂
My right ear enjoyed this but my left one is lonely
I'm afraid you are wearing your headphones backwards xD
Well I feel with the headphones I am wearing
I'm deaf in my left ear, so, same here. 😂
i bought you a puppy-but, apparently you're supposed to leave holes in the box... here's a nice fur rug instead.
Loved that last one, cracked me up badly.
Cobrakay2003 yeah I agree
2:22
this is how I do my Christmas shopping! xD
Getting the bus home for Christmas🎶
Getting the bus home for Christmas!🎶
Because the car exploded!💥🎶
🤣
for fucks sake bbc i thought my last pair of working earphones had finally kicked the bucket and now look what happened
Miles Jupp is absolute savage 😂😂
So I've rubbed goose fat on these, so if you put your bra back on nan... I don't think you'll have to worry about the cold anymore! HAHAHAHA
for a second you had me scared that my headphones were broken, had to play a different clip out of panic, just to check, lol
0:52 was class in my opinion :)
I think the best unlikely thing to hear at Christmas is "No Brussel Sprouts"
Unlikely things to hear at Christmas: anything in my night ear.
The xbox joke got me
You better not shout
You better not pout
You better not cry
I'm telling you why...
Santa Claus is going in dry....
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
That's how he knows who to take...
mum,these are just flatten pieces of cardboard,this is just an x box :) lionel jones cracks me up :)
3.60
That Ex-box one was good.
love the last one!!!!!
Out of all the frames they could have chosen for the thumbnail, they really had to use this one, didn’t they?
lolz at that last one
LOL this made my day XD !
My left ear enjoyed this.
mono audio, feel like im in the 1950's again :D
Unlikley things to hear at christmas? this video in my right ear
Miles is so funny lol!
It's Milton Jones :P
@AlexSnowBob No, Sickipedia got their joke of him - its even credited to him
Why does the sound only come out of one speaker for this one?
Thank God, I thought it was just me having the sound problem.
@AlexSnowBob How do you know Sickipedia didn't get their "ex-box" joke off the BBC?
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why, Santa clause is coming to town and he's had an incredibly long drive. The last thing he needs is any shit off you two!
Santa is giving the naughty kids a Euro this year. Its much cheeper than coal.
My right ear is deaf apparently.
"Santa Claus is coming to town... Or at least he would be if not for the US Border Patrol".
not the cameltoe XD
I hate it when videos make me think one of my ear buds isn’t working properly.
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN. People like different comedians, accept it, grow up.
The sounds working for me
Ow. My left ear.
@axethebackofmysac you sure you had the volume up? cause i can hear
Oi! not everyone in Croydon is a mug, im sure santa knows that :(
And it looks like we’ll be getting another green Christmas.
How can Addison be 46 ?
I find it incredible that Addison is some 3 months older than Dara.
@TheSamAndrewEvans I knew you were going to say that, and I can't think of anything to say
unlikely things to hear at christmas ( this video).
I wish it had volume!
@TheItsjack They're not broken. I have the same problem and they work on all other videos.
@grandabell Milton Jones? He's very funny. Each to their own I guess.
well sorr-rey santa!
Lol!! Great!!
I thought my beats were broken! I was freaking the fuck out...
@CubixFails you must have your earphones in the wrong way. my right one is lonely.
My right ear is lonely...
something something my left ear
@njp3rry sarah millican but other than her i agree
Here's a suggestion: here's the weather-forecast for the Christmas weekend: please prepare your public transport, spades, etc. because there will be about several inches or more of snow all over the UK! Yes, after 2 milleniums and 13 years of waiting, we're finally predicting and dreaming of a white Christmas! :S
i can only hear it in one ear?
03:10, my most favorite Holiday Sentiment....the BADDSANTA playlist on RIXRADvidz is a great way for adults to enjoy the Holi-Daze once again.....please do.
@TheSamAndrewEvans It is so he can tell his joke without messing it up
BBC seemed to be deaf in one ear for this segment.
Christmas should be a time for giving, which is why I have given you all up for adoption! Mummy and Daddy would like to be barren, now!
@TorchwoodUK he just is
I can hear it fine?
I liked last year better
Alright, the BBC's lefty bias has gone too far.
But seriously, FFS, it's not a rock concert. You can enjoy the jokes just as much in mono.
lmao
Coming up next on BBC2, It Ain't Half Hot Mum. Only joking_ it's Dad's Army
no sound for me...?
My left ear feels lonely...
@xXMusicxMadnessXx it really dosn't work hence my comment!
I do know what a mouse is it runs around and squeeks lol
I guess the video has a problem for some people
why the hell is everyone on about headphones? just listen to it out loud if they're not working!
First World Problem.....
I'm not using headphones though.
@CubixFails Really? It's right ear being lonely for me...
I'm only getting sound out of one headphone.....
@lemonhead118 Everyone else laughs
@jokersvideos mine too. :(
miss u frankie :(
@sonny1ification
Dude, you're lucky - only my left one works :/
i know it is but his hair cut looks a little like lionel messi
minge flaps
My right ear feels lonely tbh.
what the fuck theres no sound
i need a ginourmous poo
re: Unlikely Things to Hear in 2012:
1. Female news presenter: welcome to the news at 6. The world hasn't ended today (stripping off slowly) so i'm not afraid to show these bastards!
2. And they're off and what's this? Sky in last place? They'd better be for their excution afterwards!
3. It's Fatima's turn for Javelin and.. oooohhhh! She's definately owned the guy who got 4000 complaints for commenting about her weight!
Have you noticed that Hugh Dennis is dead miserable and doesn't laugh at anybody's jokes?
how is Milton considered funny? honestly, not trolling, asking, cause he just annoys me personally
Yeah, people like different things and all that. Some here even enjoy(ed) Frankie Boyle, so there's really no accounting for taste.
@@silvasilvasilva yeah, like i enjoyed Frankie Boyle myself, i just think he, like many insult comedians, sometimes tell crude jokes for the sake of it. people try too hard sometimes
i miss Frankie. D:
OMG How bad was Chris Addison's jokes
Why do people find Milton Jones funny?
Fffs, Milton is still on the show? Meh, do not want.