"I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head." "What you on about?" "I dont think you should drive." "Nah" "Nah you're too drunk bro, *just crash here* " " yeah just crash here " "...okeh" "Hehe"
Germaine Clement doing the voiceover for L&P! I’m Aussie but I think Kiwis have the most phenomenal sense of humour in the world. Hidden treasures! Bloody awesome!
Bubba bitty remember that ad when the guy got drunk off hid ass and swung his kid around and accidentally threw him into the wall, that ad was amazing aye
Great ads kiwi cousins didn't know we were mentioned in more of them ,even got shaza in the Marmite commercial ,lynx nz had me rolling around on the floor in stitchers laughing so hard great stuff guys ,
3:45 Y'all notice in this ad, when the girl switches to the other channel, she does an Australian accent. When the lad gives her a marmite toast, she immediatley goes to a NZ accent and comes to her senses. Well played NZ, well played!
@@brendonrookes1151 In the history of New Zealand the Maori people had there own way of living and also had their own langauge. A person signed by the English Crown was to go check what was going on in New Zealand because there was a fight between two Maori men over a woman. Later on the missionaries and wailors came to New Zealand and started teaching Maori people how to speak english and taught them how to trade. This was the beginning of the Maori people being silenced and physically beaten up for speaking their cultural langauge by the white people, this was colonization at its finest. They have had a lot of their rights taken away from them during the 1840 treaty of waitangi and they are still fighting the government for their rights that both parties agreed on during the contract signing in 1840
@@thegreatfairytale5343 im not denying the moari were in nz but alot of moari deny the existence of the mori oari and they were in nz to almost eaten to extinon by the maori ppl
@@brendonrookes1151 I agree as I heard about that as well. Where does this leave the Asians as I believe they were the first ones to discover New Zealand but the New Zealand government and Maori organizations are hiding the thousands of dead bodies of Asians that prove they were in New Zealand way before the Maori's and Mori oari and no one is allowed to enter in to this area where all the dead bodies are buried next to a buddha statue that's apparently been there for atleast up to a million years ago. It's funny how our history has been changed up just to make the government and Maori people egos happy
@@thegreatfairytale5343 2 things 1 yeah that would shock me china isn't exactly far away from austral asia and 2 history is written by the winners i just find it funny its only when its a white nation every one cares no one bats an eye lid when arabs took over the middle east or when africans butched each other for land only a issue when whitey dose it
As an Australian, I would humbly apologize for all the stuff we stole from you Kiwi's, if I wasn't just an individual out of many Aussies and I had nothing to do with Australia stealing from you lot, nor can I do anything about it on my own. So instead, I apologized for not standing up to my country about this as well as not being able to speak for an entire nation.
Sebastian Turner yeah well when you have ads that are from 10+ years ago.. you'd get a collection. The latest claim Aussie has is that they made Pineapple lumps. Good old morning show gave that info to One Direction 🙄 but what do u expect when Aussie was were prisoners were dropped off too ... Their ancestors are crooks 😂
"I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head."
"What you on about?"
"I dont think you should drive."
"Nah"
"Nah you're too drunk bro, *just crash here* "
" yeah just crash here "
"...okeh"
"Hehe"
"Stop a mate from driving drunk"
"Legend"
bro monique says you’re dumb
@@n0wsinn space head
"But I could look dumb in front of Monique!"
"You To Drunk Bro Just Crash Here."
"Okay"
*crashes through wall and kills everyone
*"MATE YEA DREAMIN!!!"*
Small country, big talent! Your ads rock, guys! Love from Canada!
Love back from nz!
8:17 RIP Pua Magasiva 💛
Germaine Clement doing the voiceover for L&P! I’m Aussie but I think Kiwis have the most phenomenal sense of humour in the world. Hidden treasures! Bloody awesome!
Jemaine
Kiwis are way funny than Americans
Germanrica Bias thats is kiwis
*us
iceceroc.
True, American humour is based on insult and degradation and is about as funny as a school bus crash.
These ads arnt funny there normal
Germanrica Bias Most of these ads were made by American companies. Also American ads are way funnier then this.
4:30 haven't seen that in ages
Kenzie Polly SAME!!
I used to sing this whenever it was on tv😂 i literally know all the words
Late as fack but I always look for this ad while what ever I was watching goes on a ad break
2:14 "Bloody legend"
'Aussies' lmfao gold. Kiwis rock ❤ from Australia
I'm proud to be a kiwi
Cameron Cumming sai
Camzemin6969 same here
Naw kiwis know what's good and that's why they make funny ads that are actually funny
YEAH MATE NZ FOR LIFE as I live in it :3
Bubba bitty remember that ad when the guy got drunk off hid ass and swung his kid around and accidentally threw him into the wall, that ad was amazing aye
we kiwis just know
Madison watson oh god that was sooo funny😂😂
Aussies don't know what they're missing out on!
*SHE'S PRETTY BIG JOB*
Those lift plus Ads were so funny back in the day
mate your dreaming my favourite part i miss these ads!😍
bring these ads back!😘
I'm 7th generation Kiwi, yet I'm living in England, I'll always be a kiwi
Ah, the good old 2012 State ad, their ads are so boring now!
NZ can make their ads creative, funny yet effective!!
any want ghost chips?
Snake Goat u know we can't eat your ghost chips
Snake Goat Monique says you're dumb. 😂
XxWildGamerxX // Xayvion "spoon!"
Ashy Lane space head
Luck Dragon fuuuuuuckin leedgend
That guy in the background "Yeah, just crash here" Lol
I'm a yank who's never been to NZ (although I'd LOVE to) and I love watching the adverts 💜
nz is sweet as bro, come over
yussssssss
There’s only 4 tv channels mate.
Come on over bro, though while you're here try not to announce you're a yank too much😂
4:24 is actually soo catchy
"I'm so hungry, let's watch some funny New Zealand tv ads to take my mind off it" *first ad that comes on is McDonald's* "ah for gods sake!"
Alice Grace 😂
I tried this spoon game when I was young... It HURTS😂🤔
These ads are my life
4:15 miss that ad! Catchy as
I remember the words to the insurance ad words 😂😂
I dont want none of your ghost chups
Ash Purdie were not Australian it's chips
This and the blazed ad are my favourite things ever. Kiwis at their funniest.
Can never forget the ghost chips 😂
Where's the "On the floor!" ad? I think it was for SKY tv, I haven't seen it since I was little 😂
I was expecting to see it when i watched this! quite gutted lol
Great ads kiwi cousins didn't know we were mentioned in more of them ,even got shaza in the Marmite commercial ,lynx nz had me rolling around on the floor in stitchers laughing so hard great stuff guys ,
Great memories. Thanks for this. You should make a part 2.
NEW ZEALAND 4 LIFE
ain't that true
Yeah ya
Seth Booth r u amarican
go to hell usa
ahh its a muslim nation now
i love the 2nd one
MATE YOUR DREAMING
Daniel SENEKAL no surprises there
I know one of the kids in it. It is so old he is in high school
“[name]. No surprises there.” is a permanent part of my lexicon.
These ads sure really got the message out there back in my day
That last one though it just cracks me up
I remember that speight ad. Miss seeing them on tv now esp those two guys cos they appeared in other speight ads too.
4:14 OMG THAT ONE GIVES ME NOSTALGIA
The Marmite ad reminded of the Snicker's "You're not you when you're hungry."
3:45 Y'all notice in this ad, when the girl switches to the other channel, she does an Australian accent. When the lad gives her a marmite toast, she immediatley goes to a NZ accent and comes to her senses.
Well played NZ, well played!
Even on the rugby television they watch, the commentator is hinting us with "Troubles for the wallabies"
Boba Fett.
I reckon she'd be a real fun girl if ya gave her some vegemite toast!
And doesnt she whine before she switchs
The first one needs to come back I like it lol
some good old laughs in there
How he says 'okeh'. Reminds me of the cuzzies quarantine won't let me see. Level 2 on Thursday NZ!
omg these ads bring back memories, love them
this is pretty memeingful to me
Oh man best bit on the state ad is when he waved goodbye then rear ended someone 😂
omg lmao at the "undies undies undies toggs" add😂😂😂
Anyone who went to MCS in Auckland in, maybe, 2011 will remember Mack and Bo from the 3rd ad lol
4:40 was the street my old house was lol
GHOST CHIPS!! Ha ha a kiwi classic
Iv been trying to find this kiwiBurger ad for aaaaaages!! Hahahhahahha
Classic really enjoyed Bro > Stop A Mate From Driving Drunk _ Speight's _ NZI _State_Stubbies_Trumpet etc
I'm just here to watch some ads and think OHHH I REMEMBER THAT
I''m proud to be a Maori
why u guys didnt do shit just coast on backs of white man
@@brendonrookes1151 In the history of New Zealand the Maori people had there own way of living and also had their own langauge. A person signed by the English Crown was to go check what was going on in New Zealand because there was a fight between two Maori men over a woman. Later on the missionaries and wailors came to New Zealand and started teaching Maori people how to speak english and taught them how to trade. This was the beginning of the Maori people being silenced and physically beaten up for speaking their cultural langauge by the white people, this was colonization at its finest. They have had a lot of their rights taken away from them during the 1840 treaty of waitangi and they are still fighting the government for their rights that both parties agreed on during the contract signing in 1840
@@thegreatfairytale5343 im not denying the moari were in nz but alot of moari deny the existence of the mori oari and they were in nz to almost eaten to extinon by the maori ppl
@@brendonrookes1151 I agree as I heard about that as well. Where does this leave the Asians as I believe they were the first ones to discover New Zealand but the New Zealand government and Maori organizations are hiding the thousands of dead bodies of Asians that prove they were in New Zealand way before the Maori's and Mori oari and no one is allowed to enter in to this area where all the dead bodies are buried next to a buddha statue that's apparently been there for atleast up to a million years ago. It's funny how our history has been changed up just to make the government and Maori people egos happy
@@thegreatfairytale5343 2 things 1 yeah that would shock me china isn't exactly far away from austral asia and 2 history is written by the winners i just find it funny its only when its a white nation every one cares no one bats an eye lid when arabs took over the middle east or when africans butched each other for land only a issue when whitey dose it
Spoon- Spacehead
Ohhh helllllll that first one reminds me when I was little and seen it on tv
Crickey, I mixed six of those ads
Gosh the first ad. I remember trying to learn the words everytime it came on and eventually only sang LA LA LA LA LALALALA at the end 😂😂😂
리아나 they had place mats with the words on them. That's how I learnt it.
Bringing me back good memories
This needs the Thirst Is Creepy ads
lift plus ad , funny as , NZ has some of the funniest ads ever
The second one is CLASSIC
"Mate, you're dreamin"
some sweet nostalgia here
OMG..The Kid saying at 42: Oh come on Mate.. He looks like B MCcullum..Love it
NOW KIWI BURGERS STUCK IN MY HEAD >3< ITS WORTH IT THO
Wow you lot take the piss out of us a lot XD
andrew noble u an Aussie?
Lol yeah but not the ones the have personality like you XD
the 3rd brings memories back. crack-up
This kiwi burger ad is better than the one on now
these ads make me happy
brings back memories
I am severely disappointed by the lack of "Spray and Walk Away"! in this video
Haven't seen 4:20 in forever
CrybabysPanicing!attheDiscø Whilebringingthehorizon yay an nz cry baby
Yeah! So many memories
CrybabysPanicing!attheDiscø Whilebringingthehorizon I still remember fairgos pisstake on this.
Fax butha
I am a New Zealander aswell
I’m fucken glad I grew up watching these ads. New Zealand’s ads are fucken legendary
As an Australian, I would humbly apologize for all the stuff we stole from you Kiwi's, if I wasn't just an individual out of many Aussies and I had nothing to do with Australia stealing from you lot, nor can I do anything about it on my own. So instead, I apologized for not standing up to my country about this as well as not being able to speak for an entire nation.
I am a proud Kiwi
me too
me too
Oml our accents are hurting me XD
Proud to be a New Zealander
good on ya mate
best ads in the would
quarantine got me
I love these ads. 😇
I remember these
Im proud to be from this country!
Oh god the Stubbies ad tho
I love the state add
I love the state ads
All the classics
4:00 you’re not you when your hungry, snickers satisfies
This makes me proud to be a kiwi
Incognito mode got me here
4:14 I miss that one
i live in new zealand XD
same
me 2
I do as well.
:p
Same here
Split enz and crowded house are pretty much the same band though
JESUS THESE WERE SO OLD XD
WHERES the blazing ad?😂😂
ye that one is how funny
Dylan 😂😂 ye
Didn't realise how obsessed with Australia new Zealand is :')
Sebastian Turner yeah well when you have ads that are from 10+ years ago.. you'd get a collection.
The latest claim Aussie has is that they made Pineapple lumps. Good old morning show gave that info to One Direction 🙄 but what do u expect when Aussie was were prisoners were dropped off too ... Their ancestors are crooks 😂
The second one is PRECIOUS with those kids. LOL
yep was a hit
Lift Plus was funny to watch again
you from Hawks Bay
+BQ TV Yes I am and travel the country
+MG AviationNZ same
+BQ TV Nice :)
+MG AviationNZ I go to taradale int
Can I get case of beer 🍻