"what do you do to surprise your fans on tour" "we like to actually kidnap them in the van, tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous" classic, 10/10 Gerard
Omg my life goal (at least at age thirteen) is kind of to be comment famous on all the fucking bandom videos I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY LIFE GOAL (somewhat)
My Chemical Romance may be dead and gone, they may never be returning, we may never see all their smiles together again, their smiled will forever haunt us, we have all said "So long and good night" to our favorite emo band, we don't care, we'll carry one. We miss them, we miss them so far. We are never going to be able to catch up to our emotions, they're like a bullet through a flock of doves. We all have bulletproof hearts, and we'll all carry on, even though they are dead and gone. That made no fucking sense, I just tried to put a bunch of My Chemical Romance song lyric puns into a paragraph and, that was born.
9:37 Frank: *Attempts to climb into coffin but his midget legs fail him* Ray: Are you showing your butt? No! *grabs Frankie and pulls him away* Frank: *Still tries to get in coffin when Princess Fro Fro puts him down*
did anyone else think in their head " i volunteer a tribute" when Gerard said that they like to kidnap fans and put them in the van then tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous?
the ending could not be more perfect. Ray literally drags frank away like a misbehaving 5 year old, while Gerard is the parent saying, "no don't knock it off!"
When I looked on the description and saw it was for Gerard's 34th birthday I litrally did the grabbing your heart thing adults do when their children are grown up
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In the clip of Gerard with the coffin, I totally cracked up. He just went from, 'pfft. This is nothin.' To, 'oh, gog, who let go.' It was ridiculous. The smug look just drops like a ten lb. weight from his face.😸
"You guys know what we do to unicorns, right?" (Crowd screams) "we cut off their heads!" (Crowd) "We bathe in the blood and urinate on the mommies! ......this song is called Sing." Oh gosh I died xD
Mikey: “kungfu grip, as you see I used my Gudo on Gerard.” Interviewer: “Gerards actually gone to pieces during this interview.” Gerard: “ I just got so emo I fell apart.” Interviewer: “You got that sad?” Gerard: *voice breaks* “That Sad...” * W H E E Z E *
Ray Toro: "Thanks Frank."
Patrick Stump: "Thanks Pete."
Dan Howell:"Thanks Phil"
I NEVER NOTICED THAT OMG
Phamily
YESSSSS I NOTICED THAT!!!!!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!
I don't get it...........I think I'm missing something..........
"I just got so emo I fell apart" THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE XD
+Sincerely Sami yassssss gee slay
I'm gonna start saying that at random times
Sunshine Sharp the Killjøy got that sad?
yep
That sad LOL
Gerard: we like to kidnap our fans and put them in a van and put them somewhere dangerous
Me: Can't wait to be standing near Frank on stage
Omg 😂😂😂
SaME
Me
yup
xD
who else though that Gerard was extremely hot when he had red hair
Kathryn Grace 🖐
Kathryn Grace Meeee.
Meeeeeee
Gerard Way (Red head edition) is the super hot!! :3
I think he looked the hottest in 2007 (Live at Mexico)
"You know what we do with unicorns? We cut off the body and urinate on the body"
I'm sure Mikey is pretty offended.
im sure mikey is VERY offended.
Mikey is triggered af
When does Mikey say he likes unicorns?
You guys know what we do to unicorns, right? We cut of the head, drink the blood, and urinate on the body.
Bruh. 😑 I was offended! LONG LIVE THE F😅CKING UNICORNS!
"what do you do to surprise your fans on tour" "we like to actually kidnap them in the van, tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous" classic, 10/10 Gerard
Paiinx would it still be classed as kidnapping if I allow it 😂
NoT iF wE kiDnaP hIm firsT
SUPRISE!!!
"I got so emo I fell apart". *the fandoms reaction to the breakup*
i want jurad weyh to slice me with his jawline YOUR PFP IS LIFE
aléjandra estrada YEP-😭😭
It’s sad cause it’s true
MCR: we bring the party
*MCR breaks up*
FOB: where did the party go?
;-;
Too soon
it will always be too soon
+Brendon Urie Gives Me Life Ryan Ross:))))))
U mean the party at the end of the world?
NOPE
I legitimately feel like Ray and Gerard are like the big brothers of the band and then there's Frank and Mikey
On the other hand,I feel like Mikey is the only person who would take something seriously
True
Lly Rnchrl they're the oldest
Grobble yeah, that's one of the reasons I think that
Yeah
Frank Is short
And Mikey Is Younger
I love how Gerard's voice is during the surprise party part like when he says "you shouldn't have "
That was an epic ending though...
I just love Gerard's voice in general XD
agayphangirl same
thatoneperson this so really random but I recognize you from laineybots YouNows
thatoneperson it was si cute
When Gerard said, "We kidnap them in a van," I literally said, "I'd be fine with that."
Jewls Orthman I’d be more than fine with that
same lmao
I'd be okay with that lol
Crystal Eanes 0_0 ok ummmmm
definitely
frank: "I'm like 4'9" *doesnt finish sentence before I interrupt*
me: "SAME"
OHMYGOD THATS LITTERALY HOW SHORT I AM XD
ohhh my gosh, you guys, I'm 5'8
I don't want to be tall, I want to be shorttttt
5'8 is tall for those who are still in the 4's .....:')
Even sadder cause im a guy..*tear*
at the end where ray was like "nO"
and frank was like "plS THO"
YOUR USERNAME
That couldn't be a better username even if people tried
Ray: no Frank
Frank: yES FRANK
Gee: "we like to kidnap our fans"
Fans: not if we kidnap you first..
true
The Undead Killjoy ;; this is so true what
Christy Cipher :3 >:3
The Undead Killjoy true
oh how the tables have turned
"If you're kinda old and like a raindrop falls, you die."-Frank Iero
Lol
OMG THE END
Frank:YEssss
Ray: dUDe nO
Frank: bUt YeSSsSs
Ray: no Frank
Frank: yES FRANK
Ray: Frank no.
Gee: Frank no.
Mikey: Frank no.
Frank: FRANK YES.
HEY IVE SEEN YA ON GORILLAZ AMINO!!!
WHEN?
Yes
More like Ray:Frank no
Gee:*laughs adorably*
Moikey:oh God *poker face*
Frank:😈
Time stamp?
I like how at 5:06 when they talk about party's, Frank says the obvious answer with girls, but Gerard's mind immediately goes to the unicyling bears.
.
id prefer unicycling bears
@@tasteimmortality I mean so would I honestly
gerard is too soft to actually think about women at a party. he had a child’s vision at that moment 😂
"I'm Mikey, I do Bass Guitar."
"I'm Gerard, I sing."
"I'M FRANK, AND I SCREAM-"
"The new guy mikey"
Lol if you look at gee and Frank after that they're like umm he's been here the whole time lmao
He literally came up with the name. 😂😂😂😂
Your profile pick gives me life
he was in the band before frank lol
I just got so Emo I fell apart
Same here Gerard
BipolarSunshine that’s my life
Me every day
Break up and fall apart (its a tøp lyric)
爪丨乙卂 me too
*that sad*
All the time
we should nominate Mcr for an award, and then make sure they win
guess who will have to get together onstage and get the award
Best. Idea. EVER
also on the back of the packet thing for this weeks kerrang! It says amazing news from (name a few bands) GERARD WAY (more bands)
Good news from gerard way
who was in my chemical romance
+Riley "WAS" IM CRAFTING😭
This is actually the best idea I've ever heard
I'd be 100% ok with being kidnapped by mcr
Now every time i see the word Ok i start singing im not okay (i promise) but same
Same, I would be like "Take me away Father."
I’d be like “adopt me”
FOB: Thanks pete
MCR: Thanks frank
P!ATD: Thanks bitch
+Shadow Why Do We Need A Last Name TØP: Josh: Move out of the way Jenna!
+Angelina Christian Where did that come from? I need to know.
+Shadow Why Do We Need A Last Name I have seen you a lot um
Omg my life goal (at least at age thirteen) is kind of to be comment famous on all the fucking bandom videos
I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY LIFE GOAL (somewhat)
SURPRISE PARTY!!!! FOR ME?!?!
you shouldn't have...
i fucking love that bit and i died
jas jillybean show what's that from?
jasjillybean cause no one has
One of my favorite parts
I love that part so much
It's awesome how you can tell when these clips are from because of the color of Gerard's hair and the length of Frankie's.
8:00 YOU COULD SAY THAT FRanK IS A BIT OF A
F R A N K S T E R .
😂
Get the fuck out
Maya Wilkinson *disappointed sigh*
Maya Wilkinson Go home.
*slow clapping*
Gerard "we like to kidnap our fans.."
Me "KIDNAP MEEEE"
sAME
if i had to be kidnapped by anyone i want it to be gerard.. who would wanna. kidnap me im annoying af and i look like a potato XD
Anira Avalanche me too
+X_KillJoy_ARMY_X **grabby hands**
CHIM CHIM :D
+CastielWinchester Kibum!!!!!!
What I liked most about this band is that each member was equally important.
so true.
"Except Mikey the new guy"
In that moment you can hear Gee say "the new guy..." and then Frankie laughs
"i'm afraid of needles" awwwwww my heart melted
THAT IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He should go with Frank to get a tattoo
@@hailie4132 oh nonono that would be really really really horrible, trust me
"I'm watching mcr videos mom hold on"
"Amber its 2015"
"No it's 2005"
"Amber no-"
"ITS FUCKING 2005"
Same
Same omg
This is me. 😂
+Amber Rogers SAME I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL I SHOULD BE STUDYING BUT NO I'M WATCHING THIS BULLSHIT
crystalandgumi01 NO IT'S 2005
It makes me happy that Ray was able to literally pick Frank up.
Mikey: Hey, we're My Chemical Romance. I
Same
I ❤ coffee
Ikr xD
My mouth hurts from smiling too much
PhilTrash #2 same pham but my eyes hurt because I'm crying too lmao
My eyes hurt because of all my crying
Same
*sits I'm my dark room and looks down at my MCR shirt* Thanks for the memories. So long and Goodnight. :')
U mean thnks fr th mmrs
+Tash Bash ayyy
A
Damn it I was going to make the 'thnks fr th mmrs' joke
Tash Bash My thoughts exactly
GUYS WE FOUND WHERE THE PARTY WENT
IT WAS IN THE BACK OF MCRS TOUR BUS
FALL OUT BOY HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING THIS ISSUE FOR YEARS AND WE'VE FOUND IT
oh my god
+Rachel Gair You're a fucking genious.
sasstrickphan why thank you
OMG XD
omg someone tell patrick
I love Gerards laugh. It is beautiful
"Cat or Dog?"
Everyone: Dog
Bob: Cat
You can't convince me this is the real reason he got kicked out
I literally disregarded everything in the comment and just read bobcat👁️👄👁️
Bobcat-🧍🏽
I saw a meme about that earlier lmao
That awkward moment when you're so emo you fall apart.
and my emo skin it will start to break up and fall apart
The Pantaloon same though
Cy The O'Hare Delivery Guy then i'll keep he lights on in this place cause i dont wanna fall (fall) away
"you know what we do with unicorns right...we cut off there heads...and we bathe in there blood." wait what 😢
THEY CAN'T DO THAT! MY BEST FRIEND IS A UNICORN
You forgot urinate on their body
but mikey
Mikey: MOM WHERE ARE THE FUCKING UNICORNS AND WHY IS FRANK, RAY, AND GERARD BATHING IN SOME TYPE OF FUCKING BLOOD?!
Just Julie *HAHAAHA*
MCR Fans: "Thanks Frank."
FOB Fans: "Thanks Pete."
*cringes*
XD
as a killjoy and a young blood this is...interesting
Then there is Panic!: Thanks Bitch
Panic! Fans: "Ryan, please come back"
My Chemical Romance may be dead and gone, they may never be returning, we may never see all their smiles together again, their smiled will forever haunt us, we have all said "So long and good night" to our favorite emo band, we don't care, we'll carry one. We miss them, we miss them so far. We are never going to be able to catch up to our emotions, they're like a bullet through a flock of doves. We all have bulletproof hearts, and we'll all carry on, even though they are dead and gone.
That made no fucking sense, I just tried to put a bunch of My Chemical Romance song lyric puns into a paragraph and, that was born.
Oh clorax bleach, why do I always see your comments on so many UA-cam videos
L M A O
that comment almost made me cry oh god
Clorax Bleach two things
1. I SEE YOUR COMMENTS E V E R Y W H E R E
2. That was really beautiful
So are you the chemicals? Get it? Cuz your clorox ble- ok nevermind.
I may make another video soon, keep on the lookout :)
YES PLEASE
I'm as tall as frank iero and I feel accomplished
x
tem luvs u
did u make the video
"gerald what are you doing?" SHANE DIDN'T GET IT WRONG?
lol jk
XD
Shane is genius
*checks the date on the video"
Me: oh shit
Also me: OH S H I T
Me again: OH SHITTT
Lewis THEY DIDN'T KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lewis SAME!
Bandit: daddy?
Gerard: yes?
Bandit: what's Frerard?
Gerard: 2:36
This comment is so underrated.
That is so true, it hurts my ribs
Me
Emo, In A Gerard Way stop this abuse
9:37
Frank: *Attempts to climb into coffin but his midget legs fail him*
Ray: Are you showing your butt? No! *grabs Frankie and pulls him away*
Frank: *Still tries to get in coffin when Princess Fro Fro puts him down*
his midget legs omg XD
I'm shorter than Frank but if I wanted to get into that coffin I would find a way to get me in somehow. His midget legs ain't tryin hard enough
Toxic Treasure I would like to see him showing his butt
The way Gee looks quickly over when ray was like " are you showing your butt?" ohmy god
Princess Fro I fucking love that XD
2:03
Gerard: *jazz hands*
me: shut up and let me see your jazz hands
did anyone else think in their head " i volunteer a tribute" when Gerard said that they like to kidnap fans and put them in the van then tie them up and leave them somewhere dangerous?
hahahaa of course! TAKE MEEEEEE
well duh
+Professional Fangirl phandom
I'm gonna be honest I actually did....
I thought I was the only one....
1:45
this is the cutest thing I have ever seen. stab me with a SPORK just *eMO SCREECHING*
t.o.p trash OMG I AGREE HES LITERALLY ADORABLE!
ITS SO FECKING CUTE!!!!!
the ending could not be more perfect. Ray literally drags frank away like a misbehaving 5 year old, while Gerard is the parent saying, "no don't knock it off!"
wow if young Mikey heard Gerard talk about killing unicorns.
Frank is so adorable
tru
August Lindgårdh especially at the very end!
Ikr!!!
Gerard is such a diva
2:04 SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE YOUR JAZZ HANDS
PEW PEW *sound effects*
PEW PEW PEW
That's what my lockscreen on my phone says right now😂
I JUST SNORTED OHMG
Kill my Joy Gerard youR nAmE JeSus iTs AMzing
9:39 Gerard's laugh, I'd of died if I didn't already
Frank is too short to hold the coffin :'-))
Mcr got so emo. They fell apart.
Get it? Cause they-- I'm just gonna leave before y'all kill me for saying that.
Drizzy Dre oh fuck you for making me laugh at something so horrible
THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY"D YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AT THIS
Drizzy Dre
do you smell that?
I smell bullshit XD
Drizzy Dre YOU MADE ME LAUGH HOW AND WHY DID I LAUGH WTF OH MY LORD
Drizzy Dre their last words to us were so long and good night
Frank is me, all my friends are tall and i'm like 4 foot something...
Hey we're my chemical romance
I heart coffee
Same I'm 4'11 and all my friends at all five foot something
All my friends are short and I'm a giant.
I'm 5'10
Jada Wheeler I am a weird midget.
+Person person same
"A surprise party, for me? You shouldn't have"
Let's just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that Gerard and Frank have the cutest laughs ever
"I'm afraid of needles" aawwwhh Smol bean
Pretzel_Bun :3 ._. I love ur username
"I just got so emo I fell apart",best quote ever
Black haired gerard - emo
red haired gerard - anime MC
blonde gerard - emo kpop singer
i love your username
my other user is...
the chemically pierced black veiled siren
LMAO
sammara ITS NOT BLONDE GERARD. ITS LEMON GERARD
heating up ma cofay. I'm dead
same
+Three Cheers For Emo Tears OMG UR NAME
"I just got so memo I feel apart" xD DYING
emo. Sorry, auto correct
Memo
XD MEMO
MEMO
Even Gibby (iCarly) finds this hilarious xD
Frank: he's a good kisser to
Gerard:he's a very good kisser
Frank: *turns and around and tries to moon everyone*😂😂
When Gerard explained that he would kidnap the MCR fans, I went: "You're so Yandere, Gerard." XD
HyugaGamer Yanderard.
gerard simulator
*Stab stab*
If you Dont Love me i keel u
Gerard writes the gnarliest shit and then "I'm scared of needles."
"I just got so emo I fell apart"
Same Gerard, same
are you back together yet
I'm brittish and hearing gerard fake a brittish accent literally made me laugh so hard I nearly coughed up my lungs
When I looked on the description and saw it was for Gerard's 34th birthday I litrally did the grabbing your heart thing adults do when their children are grown up
+KitKat iamsoemo Way same
+KitKat iamsoemo Way well thats whats happening
"The new guy Mikey"
•-•
AND THEN GERARD SAYS TO FRANK "new guy" and they laugh it's so cute
+Ash-chan lmfao
Ally And Friends then Frank says "newer than you"
im binge watching in honor of the fact that mcr might reunite
Literally same
😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm not okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
Oh, u poor thing.
They aren't reuniting. It said so on Twitter. The day after the trailer.
2019
lol frank was trying to get in the coffin but ray stopped him i laughed because i heard gerards
Gerard Way and Brendon Urie are the only definitions of perfection.
*coughs* patrick stump
Psst...and PATRICK STUMP
Cough.... Billie Joe Armstrong.
vic. vic fuentes duh
hkjfkjhDANHOWELLANDPHILLESTERhkjfkjh
It's 2015 why the fuck am I sitting in my room searching up “funny my chemical romance moments”
help me
We can't be helped
same
Same.
Because you are a killjoy and killjoys never die
and we need to calm down from all of the shit going on in the fandom.
I love how Ray was just holding frank back from going into the coffin
I mean they've done a pretty good job saving my life.
HAHAH HA HA HHHAA HAHA... . ...... .. A SURPRISE PARTY.... FOR ME?!........ Youuu shouldn't have.. - Gerard Way the creepy ass hot ass mother flooker.
*jazz hands*
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I want more MCR idc if it's 2015
ConfettiCutie 89 I NEED more MCR idc if it's 2015
MissJellyScorpians its a must need
Gee moaning for one hour
mCr
I'm a jacket slut too Gerard! don't worry! XD
Me too
Me four
SAME
me too
The way that he says it! I love him
I feel like Gerard wouldn't do that to unicorn he would tame it and ride it into the sunset and every mcr fan knows what im talking about😂
In the clip of Gerard with the coffin, I totally cracked up. He just went from, 'pfft. This is nothin.' To, 'oh, gog, who let go.' It was ridiculous. The smug look just drops like a ten lb. weight from his face.😸
he actually forgot that emos arent supposed to smile and he was ruining his image XD
megamanturbo32 your comment made me spit water all over my laptop and I'm very thankful for you
Crowy Singer yeah, he's like m8 i can do this in my sleep. then he went to 'IF I HAD SOME1 TO HOLD IT FOR ME.'
Can we please sacrifice one direction to get my chemical romance back?
I would be in favour of that decision!
This should definitely happen
NUUUUNI ACTUALLY LIKE THE SACRIFICE SOMEONE ELSEEEEE
+HeyImEcho :D NUUUUUUU*
HeyImEcho :D If One Direction were 50 years old and balding, would you still like them?
I'm *not* okay.....I'm not okayyy...
Trust me.
(i promise )
The photo graph ur boyfriend took
Remember how you broke your foot
from jumpin out da second floor
Ppl r commenting that theyre taller than Frank and I was like 'yay me too' until I googled it and Frank is actually 5' 6" and i cant
No fair.
Rose Miles: still taller lmao. Im 5'9
he is 5'6 but he says he is 4'9
iluvTØPXD U HAVE THE SAME PICTURE AS ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS ME I WAS SJSKSKD
iluvTØPXD he WAAAaaAaAaaSssSss 4'9 but NoWhe's 5'6
Who's coming from Hannah's animation?
Me
yup
me
Me
me
"You guys know what we do to unicorns, right?" (Crowd screams) "we cut off their heads!" (Crowd) "We bathe in the blood and urinate on the mommies! ......this song is called Sing." Oh gosh I died xD
Just imagine how Mikey felt when Gerard said that XD everyone knows Mikey loves unicorns
He was probably devestated.
Poor Mikey. XD
I thought it was urinate on the bodies but okay
matilda ryder Sorry. I heard mommies, but whatever.
"I'm a jacket slut", the most relatable thing Gerard has ever said
0:16 me introducing people to the phandom
Elisa Palacios YESSD
Elisa Palacios LA LA LA LA LA..... This is my stop... Got to get off.... Excuse me...... Excuse me.......
Same 😂😂😂
*The phandom is everywhere I can't escape it!*
5:05 MIKEY MOVE YOUR HAIR
That's what I look like in school everyday
Im a Fool for Ryn Weaver Guys you can clearly see that the Majestic Unicorn they call Mikey is playing hide and seek.
it's 2015, what am i doing with my life
😥 Why did they have to break up???!! 😩😩
Ovs coz u have a good taste in music and also Coz gerards hot ^ ^
FØSTERGIRl Forever D: Same
Name buddies, mines Alysha, and also same x
Same man and we are twinning with profile pics
"so emo I just fell apart"
a suprise party
for me
lol so smol i can't
gerards red hair is so beautiful
they're *sniff* amazing
I LOVE ur profile pic its really cute
alisinjackson1031
thank you, i love yours
I would give all I have to get kidnapped by mcr
Same
Btw love your username
+5 seconds of my chemical disco boy thanks I love yours too
+Brendon Urie Gives Me Life Ryan ross
+5 seconds of my chemical disco boy I LOVE YOUR USERNSME
Martina Francisco THANK YOU
this isn't funny/cute moments, this is just feels ;-;
Exactly.
March 22 2013
+SummerAngelkinz AJ why must you hurt us?
Goddamn Phandom is everywhere.
+IncredibleChris is that bad?
Mikey: “kungfu grip, as you see I used my Gudo on Gerard.”
Interviewer: “Gerards actually gone to pieces during this interview.”
Gerard: “ I just got so emo I fell apart.”
Interviewer: “You got that sad?”
Gerard: *voice breaks* “That Sad...”
* W H E E Z E *
0:37 Found my senior quote